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00:00:00Oh-ho! Looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:01Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Bedsen is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:18Kiddo?
00:02:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38five Christmases?
00:02:42He's tougher than I would.
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:10Rain, sorry.
00:03:11So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:12Thought you'd be...
00:03:13busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:14beating up...
00:03:15sleazebags,
00:03:16not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:18I don't know.
00:03:19I don't know.
00:03:20I don't know.
00:03:21It's all right.
00:03:22I don't know.
00:03:23I don't know.
00:03:24I don't know.
00:03:25I don't know.
00:03:26I don't know.
00:03:27But I don't know.
00:03:28I don't know.
00:03:29I don't know.
00:03:30I don't know.
00:03:31I don't know.
00:03:33Thought you'd be...
00:03:34busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:37eating up...
00:03:38sleazebags,
00:03:39not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it...
00:03:48I actually...
00:03:49don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:55Okay then.
00:03:56Wait, wait, wait.
00:03:57Stop.
00:03:58I need to pick something.
00:03:59No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:00I am 22 years old.
00:04:01Exactly.
00:04:02Kiddo.
00:04:03Shut up.
00:04:04You're not that much older than me.
00:04:05Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:07because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends
00:04:08for the rest of the year.
00:04:09And nobody...
00:04:10If I take you...
00:04:11will you shut up?
00:04:12Yeah.
00:04:13No, no.
00:04:14I'll be good.
00:04:15I'll be fine.
00:04:16I'll be okay.
00:04:17Okay.
00:04:20And I'm coming in my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody
00:04:23will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the
00:04:25year.
00:04:26And nobody...
00:04:28If I take you...
00:04:30will you shut up?
00:04:31Yes.
00:04:32I'll be good.
00:04:34I'll be quick.
00:04:44you're not going out there dressed like that it's not safe has it been like this the whole time
00:04:54yeah why didn't you say something i just did you freaking creep give me a jacket or something
00:05:14when you're done checking me out i think your store closes in two minutes i was not checking you
00:05:36out that was a yawn i'm sure it was kiddo it's past your bedtime
00:05:40stop calling me kid
00:05:45you might actually make friends tonight harper
00:06:08this is a small kickback
00:06:10looks like a goddamn circus in there does your dad know about that
00:06:15well maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit i would give a shit what he thinks but
00:06:22he doesn't live here and neither do you yeah about that i live here now he put me in charge
00:06:27and i'm kicking everyone out wait chris no please
00:06:31this might be my only chance to make friends
00:06:36you can't buy your friends kid
00:06:47i don't have another choice
00:06:50i've barely met anyone since i transferred here and this is my last year of college and
00:06:55i don't want to graduate alone
00:07:00fine have your kickback or not either way i have to stay here until your dad gets back
00:07:07i don't need you to look after me
00:07:10who is that
00:07:15no
00:07:18i'm going to kill you count your days slut
00:07:25it's not a big deal i can explain
00:07:28this is your ex brian
00:07:30your dad was talking about him this sick fuck
00:07:32you guys were spying on me
00:07:35mark cares about your safety
00:07:37that's the only reason i'm here
00:07:40it's either me living here or three bodyguards
00:07:43your choice
00:07:44you are not living here
00:07:53i don't give a shit what my dad says
00:07:56i don't need a babysitter
00:07:57then stop acting like a baby
00:08:01you better not show your face in there
00:08:05i don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:08:08god damn it
00:08:16promised mark
00:08:18whoa
00:08:27who's this
00:08:29above grandpa
00:08:30grandpa
00:08:31he's hotter than you
00:08:34huh
00:08:35remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when i run greek life
00:08:46i could literally be on a yacht right now
00:08:48apparently this chick harper reeves has a rich dad
00:08:51and rich dad means
00:08:53fancy alcohol
00:08:55hi hi christina fox and and becca too i can't believe you guys actually came to my party
00:09:06duh
00:09:08i didn't miss it
00:09:10it's really nice to meet you
00:09:13well
00:09:14please feel free to help
00:09:17yourselves
00:09:19thanks heather
00:09:21oh it's harper
00:09:21enjoy the party
00:09:25i guess this bottle of mccallum makes up for having to put up with that dork harper
00:09:33where's harper
00:09:35harper
00:09:37forget harper
00:09:41hang out with me
00:09:43i know somewhere we can talk
00:09:46i know somewhere we can talk
00:09:51i don't like talking
00:09:53oh i know you're type daddy
00:09:55christina and i
00:09:57we're into group activities
00:09:58talk or
00:10:00no talk
00:10:01you're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:10:05for that nobody harper
00:10:07sorry ladies
00:10:09i don't like my women
00:10:10desperate
00:10:11oh and mention harper's name again
00:10:16and i'll make you regret it
00:10:19huh
00:10:19he really picked harper over us
00:10:23i think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us
00:10:29oh harper hey
00:10:40listen
00:10:42do you think i could use your bathroom
00:10:44everyone is using the one downstairs and
00:10:47ew
00:10:49yeah of course you can
00:10:51you're you're like
00:10:52your school royalty
00:10:54thanks
00:10:55you know
00:10:56i can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:11:00we're
00:11:01we're friends
00:11:02of course
00:11:03i have to pee
00:11:06wait for me
00:11:08uh yeah of course i'll just maybe be right outside my own room
00:11:11what dirt can i find
00:11:22oh this is gold
00:11:34harper
00:11:36you are one psychotic little bitch
00:11:40time to shut your loser party down
00:11:45i think i saw harper go out there with a guy
00:12:02the hell
00:12:16attention everybody
00:12:24hello
00:12:25you all seem a little bored
00:12:28so why don't i spice things up by reading
00:12:32a few pages of harper's diary
00:12:37let's see
00:12:41dear diary
00:12:43dad never wants to hang out with me
00:12:45sometimes i feel like he doesn't love me
00:12:48oh harper
00:12:50daddy issues much
00:12:54no
00:12:58i just need to give it back
00:13:00dad's friend chris
00:13:05is like
00:13:06a dilf
00:13:08that stands for
00:13:09a dad i'd like to fuck
00:13:11and honestly
00:13:13if he weren't my dad's best friend
00:13:16you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age
00:13:23purper that is so nasty
00:13:25no christina it's not true
00:13:27christina i think the bitch is in heat or something
00:13:30is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on
00:13:33let's pull right down
00:13:40oh no no no no no no
00:13:49fuck this
00:14:00fuck this
00:14:02fuck this
00:14:07fuck this
00:14:12Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:32You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:38Come to her party.
00:14:40Take advantage of her kindness.
00:14:42And you make fun of her family life?
00:14:44It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55First, that's enough.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:01One last.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight there.
00:15:14Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:19Fuck you up.
00:15:24But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:27Everyone out.
00:15:28The fuck out.
00:15:29What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:41What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:01Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:02You're crying.
00:16:11Why are you crying?
00:16:12I don't understand.
00:16:14Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:22I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:25You just embarrassed me.
00:16:26I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:39I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:48I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:57And I told you to stop acting like Laura.
00:17:02Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid, it's that breast against my leg right now.
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:16You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:21You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:37Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:39You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:48I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:55Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:05What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:22It's going to not be happening.
00:18:23He's going to be back in any second.
00:18:24You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't want to...
00:18:40I don't want to play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out, because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:34There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:47you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of my...
00:19:51Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:55I am the last guy.
00:19:57You want to piss off?
00:19:58Rule number three.
00:20:07Don't start any games.
00:20:10You're not ready to play.
00:20:12So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:33My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:35And here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:40we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:53You have curfew.
00:20:54Ah!
00:21:05How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:21Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:47You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:56Give me some time.
00:21:58Still gonna try.
00:22:00Over my heart.
00:22:02You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:29when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:43Oh, excuse me.
00:22:45We're filming.
00:22:46Filming?
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff.
00:22:50Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:51Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:52I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:55It says her location is here.
00:22:57So step aside before I make you.
00:23:00Mm, nope.
00:23:01Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:05Hey, wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:07Wait!
00:23:07Wait!
00:23:14He looks so sexy.
00:23:16Keep going.
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:18Harper?
00:23:18Harper?
00:23:19Harper?
00:23:19Harper?
00:23:19Harper?
00:23:20Harper?
00:23:20Harper?
00:23:20You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:29I tried to stop him.
00:23:32Hey!
00:23:34No, Harper.
00:23:35You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:37What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:38It's for a class project.
00:23:40Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:42Class my ass.
00:23:43Is that what you want to do?
00:23:44You told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:47Chris, stop!
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep, then the camera's next.
00:23:51Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, not the camera.
00:23:52It costs a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:57That is enough!
00:23:58These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:15Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:17Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:21What?
00:24:21That is art.
00:24:24Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:27creeps a lap dance.
00:24:31See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:37Your choice.
00:24:37Camera it is.
00:24:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:47You asshole!
00:24:49If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:54your throat.
00:24:55You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:05We're leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:14So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:21You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:24You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:29You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:32Like a piece of meat.
00:25:34My classmate?
00:25:36It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:41Jealous?
00:25:43Jealous?
00:25:48You're cute, Harper.
00:25:49I'll give you that.
00:25:51And those...
00:25:52things you do?
00:25:54They're cute, too.
00:25:56You know what's not cute?
00:25:57Me jealous.
00:25:58Me jealous.
00:26:00Now you were right.
00:26:01I'm in some shady business.
00:26:03And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me.
00:26:06You better not test me, or I'll break you.
00:26:12In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:14Well, guess what?
00:26:15You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit that you want me.
00:26:28What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:35There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:41Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:43You know what, Chris?
00:26:44You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:46Fine.
00:26:46But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:51So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:58No.
00:27:00Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:02Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:27:04Ew!
00:27:06That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:08He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:11And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:14I don't know, but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:19Um, wait.
00:27:20Wait, you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:27We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:32The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:34So that's step one.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:40He was jealous, Harv's.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:42Jealous of me?
00:27:43I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:46He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:51Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:53Jealous over you.
00:27:55It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:03Until he snaps.
00:28:04And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:08And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:15Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:22Mm-hmm.
00:28:33Sexy outfit?
00:28:35Check.
00:28:36Popcorn?
00:28:37Check.
00:28:38A notebook?
00:28:39The only movie that can make a guy cry?
00:28:41Check.
00:28:42Check.
00:28:42What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:57Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:01Seduce him.
00:29:02I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:08But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:11Come on, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:19What's going on?
00:29:21Oh.
00:29:22Has your ex-boyfriend given you trouble?
00:29:24Uh, no, I just...
00:29:27I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:31But it's...
00:29:32It's...
00:29:32Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:29:53Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:06Jane, Jane, that's all gone.
00:30:14How are you not crying?
00:30:15This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:18This is ridiculous.
00:30:22No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:29There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:31Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or.
00:30:37Maybe.
00:30:39You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:42And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:53What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:04No, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:07Shh.
00:31:07Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:15I'll ruin you.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:20As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:27Not a lie.
00:31:29You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:31And I'm too much for you, Kate.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:36Try me.
00:31:37I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:44I don't kiss.
00:31:45And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:49Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:51No.
00:31:52I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:58I don't think you are.
00:32:01And you can go into her as well as I never loved you.
00:32:07I don't know.
00:32:09I don't know.
00:32:10Just...
00:32:11shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:14I'm sorry.
00:32:15I love you.
00:32:16This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:27You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:31i told you not to call me on my personal phone i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:40you're late big daddy but you sound pissed so i'll wait you want to come in
00:32:49fuck your frustration up not tonight busy busy
00:32:54never for me you're not when the hell could you possibly be are you with another woman woman no
00:33:05not a woman do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:14not this guy who's my number
00:33:24whoever this girl is your days are numbered do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:44she's going to be the death of me
00:33:58kid because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:04stay
00:34:14damn it orper
00:34:19so
00:35:01You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:45Oh yeah?
00:35:46Explain that.
00:35:48That's Morningwood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:09Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:26Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:29This will do.
00:36:51So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:37:04and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:21I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:47I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:57You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:38:00That's not...
00:38:01No underwear.
00:38:14That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:18What are you going to do?
00:38:22Punish you.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:32You don't know me?
00:38:37You don't know me?
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:49And say, do you worst.
00:38:53And say, do you worst.
00:39:09I'm sorry.
00:39:09I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck?
00:39:13Why are you stopping?
00:39:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:23But...
00:39:23But what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:28Can't let this happen again.
00:39:29Hot block!
00:39:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:40:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it...
00:40:02Big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:16He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like...
00:40:18BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:36Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:43Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15Ew, leave, Brian.
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:22Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:39Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:59I want to get back together.
00:42:09You cheated on me.
00:42:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:15But that was months ago.
00:42:17Huh?
00:42:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:23I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:34Hmm?
00:42:34Get off of me!
00:42:35Hmm?
00:42:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:41Show me!
00:42:42Let go of me!
00:42:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:50A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening.
00:42:57Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:10You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Oh.
00:43:36Good girl.
00:43:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:51Are you okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:00Stop it!
00:44:12You're going to kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:23I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:25Good luck.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:19You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:23So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:04I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:24I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:03It's not hard to do.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:18I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:26You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:35Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:41Fine.
00:47:50Just insanely distracted.
00:47:53Ready for the next step?
00:47:57I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:05I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:21You're talking about swimming.
00:48:25What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:27I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:56Harper!
00:48:56What happened?
00:49:04What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out.
00:49:06You're okay.
00:49:08You're okay.
00:49:09Sorry.
00:49:10Sorry.
00:49:12You're right.
00:49:15You did amazing.
00:49:18You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19I didn't do this.
00:49:22Hey.
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:28Your dad won't like this.
00:49:32Don't think about him.
00:49:35If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:47Just say you don't want me.
00:49:48Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:00I want you.
00:50:05I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07What the hell?
00:50:25What are you doing?
00:50:25We need to talk about this first.
00:50:27Inside.
00:50:28With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease.
00:50:32I just care about you.
00:50:35So you are a grandpa?
00:50:37Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:42Come on.
00:50:43Let's go inside.
00:50:44No.
00:50:45I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:47I'm going to shower.
00:51:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35I wanted to warn you.
00:51:38He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:16I'm surprised.
00:52:17It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:22Just all around...
00:52:24Not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well...
00:52:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:46You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:52You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:58Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:01None of that.
00:53:03Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:06Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:08because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:13He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:16He actually lives here with me.
00:53:19You little skank.
00:53:29Help!
00:53:29Help me!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:36Help!
00:53:36I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper!
00:53:50Harper!
00:53:51Harper!
00:53:52Help!
00:53:54Smile for T&P, loser.
00:53:57Please help!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:02That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:11Harper!
00:54:11Later.
00:54:20I can't...
00:54:35é ...
00:54:35I'm scared.
00:54:40Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:56Harper! Harper!
00:54:59Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay. I got you.
00:55:02You're sick. You're sick.
00:55:04I thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:11You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:14Way to downgrade, Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck? Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:36She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Joke me.
00:55:46Carter.
00:55:48I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:55:50I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:56How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:03She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:16Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:26You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33You got that?
00:56:35Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No, I'm telling you, don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:46Wait, please, don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything, please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:57:04Chris, no!
00:57:05No! Wait! Wait!
00:57:07Wait!
00:57:27I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:31She will not bother you again.
00:57:34I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:39I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:49We weren't a thing.
00:57:52A lot of brain to her.
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:07She said that...
00:58:09That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:15That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:26That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:29Satisfy you.
00:58:31In bed.
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:44Is that true?
00:58:45Is that true?
00:58:47That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:54But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:59When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:16What did you regret?
00:59:21Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22YouG醉.
00:59:44YouGOT
00:59:51YouGOT
00:59:52What the hell am I doing?
00:59:55Why don't you stop again?
00:59:58You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:00Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:07This isn't about Mark.
01:00:09It's about you and me.
01:00:11So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:17I'm too dangerous.
01:00:18So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this never happened.
01:00:27It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:30There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:37You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:38Just admit it.
01:00:40You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:42Just be a man and own it.
01:00:44Not you.
01:00:44Don't!
01:00:45You're a psycho.
01:00:48I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:04Morning.
01:01:07Nagel?
01:01:08I'm not hungry.
01:01:12You need to eat.
01:01:13You need to eat.
01:01:18No.
01:01:23What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:33Are we even now?
01:01:36You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:40What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:44You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:58Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:02Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:05I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:12Promise.
01:02:20Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:27Nope.
01:02:29And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:38Oh, hey.
01:02:39Hey.
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:42Okay?
01:02:43You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:47And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:49Stop moping.
01:02:51Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:53Okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:58Hey.
01:02:59Hey.
01:02:59Hey.
01:03:00Hey.
01:03:01Hey.
01:03:09Hey.
01:03:09How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:12Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:16We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:21Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:23I think I hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:03:53good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:08no no no my final project
01:04:16how am I gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:04:20Harper
01:04:25Harper I'm kind of confused
01:04:30is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:38don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:44did you do this
01:04:51Christina if I don't sell my work tonight I'm gonna fail the class
01:04:58we're gonna report you to the dean Christina you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:02guess what you have no proof
01:05:04good luck with that losers
01:05:07that's what you get for fucking with me
01:05:11Harper Harper there's the student I've been looking for
01:05:16I can explain
01:05:17Harper
01:05:20is this your work
01:05:24it's so ugly
01:05:26isn't it professor
01:05:27we have to fail Harper
01:05:29it looks like a complete choke
01:05:32ladies
01:05:33I assure you Harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:37I guess just bought this piece
01:05:40wait what
01:05:41who would buy this crap
01:05:43I would
01:05:44who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:59I would
01:06:00it's you
01:06:03you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:07Christina don't be rude
01:06:09don't you know who this is
01:06:11Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:19how much for this painting
01:06:23oh no
01:06:24our starting price is 18
01:06:26done
01:06:31wait
01:06:34$1800
01:06:35you can study at this school or not
01:06:38we haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000
01:06:42you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account
01:06:52here's two mil
01:06:55take the rest and buy art supplies
01:06:58whatever it is you need to get
01:06:59for Harper's sake
01:07:01sir
01:07:01Mr. Collins
01:07:03this is too much
01:07:04oh my god
01:07:05oh my god
01:07:06are you fucking kidding me
01:07:09are you fucking kidding me
01:07:13language
01:07:14Ms. Hawks
01:07:15don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:17who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:21my father still runs this university
01:07:25money runs this university
01:07:27and I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:32for disciplinary action
01:07:34you're going to get us expelled
01:07:37professor you can't
01:07:39getting expelled sounds
01:07:42just about right to me
01:07:43no wait professor
01:07:44not so fast
01:07:45what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:49I can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:02good luck proving it was us
01:08:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10I don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:13those dresses though
01:08:15wait what huh
01:08:17I
01:08:18what was it that you two said
01:08:37oh right
01:08:39good luck proving it was me
01:08:41the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:47you're being suspended
01:08:48let's go
01:08:49why are you grabbing us
01:08:51they're the ones who did this
01:08:52arrest them
01:08:53let's go
01:08:54oh I'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:57I'll see you later
01:08:58congratulations on the sale Ms. Reeves
01:09:04Chris that was 18 grand
01:09:06that's 18,000 dollars
01:09:09seriously
01:09:10I thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:13what happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:22he um
01:09:25I mean I
01:09:28I was an idiot
01:09:31and I'm sorry
01:09:32but I think this might help
01:09:34show you how much I want you
01:09:37I want you
01:09:40I want you Harper
01:09:55I want to do things to you
01:09:56bad things
01:10:01but only if you want me to
01:10:05I do
01:10:08why'd we stop
01:10:21you're waiting so long for this
01:10:24I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:10:28because I have to go wrap up the show
01:10:30and I'll wait for you
01:10:35and I'll wait for you
01:10:36wear that for me tonight
01:10:39Harper
01:10:46Harper
01:10:47hello
01:10:49earth to Harper
01:10:50you need to look at this
01:10:52can it wait Maria
01:10:53I'm having
01:10:55very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:10:59no
01:10:59no
01:11:00that's what I need to tell you about
01:11:01Harper look
01:11:04you've got the phone
01:11:05I swear
01:11:07the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:11:09Harper he's dangerous
01:11:11you need to move out now
01:11:12you can't keep living with him
01:11:14I need to talk to him
01:11:15okay
01:11:16Harper
01:11:23taxi
01:11:26for Harper
01:11:27or you
01:11:30hey
01:11:32let go of me
01:11:33stop it
01:11:33please
01:11:34please
01:11:43please let me go
01:11:45if it's money
01:11:46I'll give you however much you want
01:11:48Harper
01:11:51Harper
01:11:52Harper
01:11:53Harper
01:11:54Harper
01:11:55Harper
01:11:56Ryan
01:11:57why are you doing this we broke up
01:12:00we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:12:03you psycho
01:12:04he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:08he humiliated me
01:12:10but luckily for me
01:12:11your little boyfriend
01:12:13what does he have
01:12:14he has some dangerous enemies
01:12:16ain't that right fellas
01:12:17once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:22little princess
01:12:23well
01:12:25we don't need to get into more details do we
01:12:27no
01:12:28no
01:12:29you can just watch
01:12:31no
01:12:32no
01:12:33no no no
01:12:34no
01:12:35no
01:12:36no
01:12:38zob
01:12:47a trap?
01:12:49what the hell?
01:12:55What the hell?
01:13:12Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:18I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:31Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:13:33You're gonna explain.
01:13:35But first...
01:13:38You know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:44Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:46Okay.
01:13:49Should we have some fun with you after we kill other Gramps?
01:13:55Should we make him watch?
01:14:00Oh!
01:14:02Looks like he's here.
01:14:04Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:10Mm-hmm.
01:14:11Get ready, boys.
01:14:12What's wrong?
01:14:13I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:16What?
01:14:18What?
01:14:20What?
01:14:22What?
01:14:23What?
01:14:24What?
01:14:26What?
01:14:27What?
01:14:28What?
01:14:30What?
01:14:31What?
01:14:33What?
01:14:34What?
01:14:35I'll mess around with my shit!
01:14:54What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:55What?
01:14:56Can't talk without you, the bodyguards?
01:14:58Let me go, I leave home!
01:15:06I already told you once, you should've listened to me dead.
01:15:12I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch!
01:15:22Call at all minutes 8-2-11-6-7-5-8, self-repeated.
01:15:28Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger. You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:46Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:01Oh my god, dad, what the hell?!
01:16:03It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:05I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:07Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:09I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:12No, dad!
01:16:13Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17What?
01:16:19Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:24Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:29Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:31Please don't be mad.
01:16:34You're wrong about that.
01:16:37It's not deep down.
01:16:39It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:42If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:50Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:53I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:17:01With my goddamn life.
01:17:12You remember my instructions?
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:34Yes, daddy.
01:17:38Sing it.
01:17:40Yes, daddy.
01:17:42I want you to beg for it.
01:17:51I want you...
01:17:53to fuck me, daddy.
01:18:05Stop teasing.
01:18:07I want you now.
01:18:13Daddy.
01:18:15Say it.
01:18:17Or I'll punish you.
01:18:18Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:21Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:30Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:31Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:50Are you sure about that?
01:18:51You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:18:52You can either uncuck me...
01:18:56...or fuck me.
01:19:00...or fuck me.
01:19:01You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:02You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:03You can either uncuck me...
01:19:05...or fuck me.
01:19:06...or fuck me.
01:19:07You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:08Rich am I.
01:19:09You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:11Rich am I.
01:19:12Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:13Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:14Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:15You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:16Rich am I.
01:19:17Too bad, Heavenly,
01:19:22To you, look at me.
01:19:29How far, Hulk,
01:19:36to the cozию?
01:19:37Very briefly.
01:19:39Yes.
01:19:40Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:43Step away from your heart, it's too late to get by from yesterday, and my heart's broken, oh my shit.
01:20:01Once I started, I'd not stop it.
01:20:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:31Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:39What if I don't?
01:20:41What was that?
01:20:43Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:45Honey, you home?
01:20:47Um, Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:20:49Stop it, I'm just gonna come in for a while.
01:20:51I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you wanna get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:05I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:23No, please keep them covered.
01:21:25I wanna give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:33You literally carry around a gun.
01:21:35But, whatever.
01:21:37Just get on with it.
01:21:39What I do for a living.
01:21:41The not so legal part.
01:21:45It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:51And for me to be...
01:21:53Vulnerable?
01:21:55Yeah.
01:21:56But I knew, when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:04And I wanna be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:17So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:20I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:28And, also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:37Only if you want to.
01:22:39Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:43Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:47It's a tacky?
01:22:49I liked it.
01:22:50I thought...
01:22:51Deal!
01:22:56But, on one condition boyfriend.
01:22:59Which is?
01:23:00You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:04Until next time...
01:23:17Until next time...
01:23:19Okay.
01:23:20I'll see you next time.
01:23:21I'll see you next time...
01:23:22If I'll be on video.
01:23:23If I didn't even see you're joy?
01:23:24If I have.
01:23:25I don't know.
01:23:26Maybe you didn't.
01:23:27You can keep it...
01:23:28I'll see you next time.
01:23:29You canνη mélance you too.