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00:00There you fight back.
00:03Let go of her, now!
00:16I guess one hockey MVP wasn't enough for you, huh?
00:20Does that know you were also seducing your stepbrother, too?
00:25Nate, the NHL scouts are here today.
00:27Do you really want to risk being late to practice for the sake of your useless stepsister?
00:33Nate, are you just going to leave me here like this?
00:37See, Jane?
00:38Not even your own stepbrother cares about you.
00:42He's obviously embarrassed of you.
00:46Well, just give her her clothes back and knock it off.
00:54Here, take them.
00:57What the fuck do you think you're doing to my girlfriend?
01:00What the fuck do you think you're doing to my girlfriend?
01:22Who the fuck do you think you are bullying my girlfriend?
01:24Zach, aren't you in the middle of beating with the NHL scouts?
01:27Zach, this bitch started it.
01:29So you did this to her?
01:31I don't really think it's Jane's color, but maybe it's yours.
01:34As the hockey team captain, I'm officially kicking you off the hockey cheer team.
01:53I never want to see your nasty faces again.
01:55Get out!
01:56Jane, you're right.
02:03I'm here.
02:08Coward.
02:18You don't have to do this, Zach.
02:19The NHL scout is at practice.
02:21You can't miss it.
02:22I'll go up.
02:23She'll get changed.
02:26He's obviously embarrassed of you.
02:29But you don't find me embarrassing?
02:32Why would I be embarrassed of you?
02:38Listen, Jane.
02:39It's not your fault that they were bullying me.
02:43Zach, you were reckless back there.
02:45If the NHL scout was there...
02:47If the NHL scout was right there watching, I'd still fight for you.
02:51But I'm just your fake girlfriend.
02:53Is it really worth it?
02:58Are you really concerned for me?
03:01Grateful enough to want to be my real girlfriend?
03:14Thanks, Zach.
03:17You'll make a pretty good boyfriend someday.
03:21Pretty good?
03:21Just on the cheek.
03:26It's not good for practicing yesterday.
03:32Zach, there you are.
03:33Bro, the game's about to start.
03:36Good luck.
03:39See you later.
03:40Girlfriend, don't forget the promise we made yesterday.
03:51Crash, my boy.
03:59Wow.
04:01I have never seen him at so sweet.
04:03He must be obsessed with you.
04:05Really?
04:06How can you tell?
04:08These hockey guys are all such...
04:09They're sarcastic assholes.
04:11I know.
04:12But trust me.
04:13The way they're looking at you...
04:14He's so gone, girl.
04:16No way.
04:18Tess has no idea that Zach and I aren't a real couple.
04:21He's a good actor, but it's all fake.
04:24But then, why do I wish it was real?
04:29Congratulations, Beckham University.
04:30You're looking good out there, buddy.
04:34Hey, come here.
04:37You're looking great out there.
04:38All right?
04:39You're looking like a star.
04:40You're definitely on the Scouts' radar.
04:42But they heard about some kind of incident in the locker room.
04:44Something about harassing cheerleaders.
04:48They're hearing about some kind of incident in the locker room.
04:50Something about harassing cheerleaders or something.
04:53That's not what happened.
04:54Listen, it's not a good look.
04:55All right?
04:55Now, you've got to keep your record clean for the rest of the year.
04:58It's going to damage your career opportunities.
05:01Harassing?
05:01They were the ones harassing Jane.
05:04You understand?
05:05I understand, Coach.
05:12Zach, you're amazing out there.
05:15Yeah?
05:15Enough to make me your star player?
05:18Nate will always be the star player to me.
05:21Yes.
05:22You're the star player to me.
05:24You know, it's a tradition for the MVP.
05:25I used to get a kiss from that girl.
05:29But I'm not really your girl, though, am I?
05:31So you don't have to.
05:43Damn, bro.
05:44Your stepsister used to follow you around like a puppy.
05:46But now she can't get her hands off, Zach.
05:48You must be pissed.
05:49Shut up.
05:50Shut up.
05:50Everybody pushes something high.
05:57Melissa, you told Leah and Courtney to dogpile on Jane today, didn't you?
06:01What?
06:02Why would I do that, Nate?
06:04I'm a nice girl.
06:05Enough with your lies.
06:07I saw everything.
06:09I can't believe I never saw three before.
06:11Nate.
06:15Serious?
06:16I'm your girlfriend.
06:17You really don't want to piss me off.
06:26Otherwise, we're never getting any of this ever again.
06:34Don't touch me.
06:37We're over.
06:40Oh, my God.
06:43You like her.
06:46You like your stepsister.
06:48You like her.
06:55You like your stepsister.
06:59Did you fall and hit your head at your heart in the ice or something?
07:03What is wrong with you?
07:04She's a pathetic little loser.
07:06Don't talk about her like that.
07:09She's the nice girl.
07:10She's genuine.
07:12Unlike your fake ass.
07:15Yeah, Jane is amazing.
07:18Too bad.
07:21She's in a relationship with Zach now.
07:25You hurt her so bad.
07:27She'd never forget you.
07:29That was your fault.
07:33Aw, baby.
07:36She's still my stepsister, she'll understand.
07:39And she'll see that Zach isn't good for her.
07:43Seeing Jane and Zach together makes you so jealous.
07:47Doesn't it?
07:50First, he steals your star player title.
07:54And then your precious little girlfriend.
07:58It's a shame.
08:02I'll never win against him.
08:04Not on the rink or with girls.
08:09I mean, if Zach hadn't rejected me, he'll never win against you.
08:14I'm not the one you should be mad at.
08:19Zach is the one who stole everything from you.
08:27Jane will come back to me.
08:30No matter what it takes.
08:31Hey, look, it's the man in the hour.
08:42And his beloved girlfriend.
08:44Kiss her.
08:46Kiss her?
08:47Come on.
08:47Bro, go.
08:48What are you doing?
08:49Calm down.
08:49Ah.
08:51I'm going to get a drink.
08:52Jane, if we need to talk.
09:01I don't have anything to say to you.
09:03You watched Melissa bully me, humiliate me, and you didn't say anything.
09:07I can never forgive you for that.
09:08I was just surprised and stressed because the Scouts are at the game.
09:12Look, I wanted to help you.
09:14I swear.
09:16Jane, I'm sorry.
09:17I regret.
09:18I can't do this, Nate.
09:20You're drunk.
09:22This is about him, isn't it?
09:25Zach?
09:26You too serious?
09:28Why does it matter if we are?
09:30You're my stepbrother, not my boyfriend.
09:34It matters because I can't get you off my mind.
09:40I keep thinking about us and how you used to cheer for me at every game,
09:45and now you're spending a lot of time with Zach.
09:47I mean, you don't even look at me twice.
09:48You're just jealous because Zach is the new star on the team.
09:53Everyone has moved past you, including me.
09:57No.
09:58Jane, I don't accept that.
10:03Jane, I don't accept that.
10:05I made a mistake.
10:07I didn't realize it before, but I know now that you are the one who's always there for me, and I...
10:13Don't say it.
10:14I have feelings for you.
10:19Please, give me another chance.
10:22I've dreamed about this moment for years.
10:26My stepbrother saying it's just me.
10:28It's always been me.
10:29But why do I feel so empty?
10:32I know you feel the same way, Jane.
10:35I know you're only with Zach to get back at me, but it worked.
10:39You can break up with him now.
10:42You can be with me.
10:44No.
10:44Nate, stop.
10:45Jane, I know what you want.
10:46Don't talk to my girlfriend.
10:51What the hell are you doing, Duncan?
10:56It doesn't concern you.
10:57Know your place, freshman.
10:58Breathing down my girlfriend's neck like a creep.
11:01Telling her to leave me for you, but it's none of my business.
11:03I'm special to Jane, all right?
11:06Sooner or later, she'll come crawling back to me.
11:08You're just the cheap backup option.
11:11I bet you two have me and stuff together, right?
11:13You want to know why?
11:13Because she's saving herself from me.
11:18Watch your fucking mouth.
11:21You see that, Jane?
11:22Is this the perfect boyfriend you found yourself?
11:25He punches his way out of his problems.
11:27Has he hit you, too?
11:29No way.
11:30Zach's abusive?
11:32Wouldn't be surprised.
11:34Guys like that act all charming, then show their true colors behind closed doors.
11:41No, no.
11:42Zach, it's just not worth it, okay?
11:45If you get in trouble again, you'll be suspended from the team, and you'll risk your spot in the NHL.
11:50He's violent, Jane.
11:51I keep telling you he's got anger issues.
11:54Sooner or later, he'll be here.
11:58Stay the hell away from me and my boyfriend.
12:02Come on.
12:05Jane and I are meant to be.
12:07Zach Gates, you can take everything else away from me, but not her.
12:10That was reckless.
12:22Big God Coach wasn't there, otherwise he would have been suspended.
12:26Are you that worried about me?
12:29Nice Dr. Crush.
12:30Shouldn't you be checking in on him?
12:31I want nothing to do with him right now.
12:36He was...
12:37He was drunk.
12:39He didn't know what he was doing.
12:42I'm sorry on his behalf.
12:44I don't need an apology.
12:45Why are you still making excuses for him?
12:47Zach, don't be like that.
12:49We used to be enemies, and now look at us.
12:52I mean, we wouldn't be here unless I tried to understand you.
12:58Forgive you.
13:00You don't get it.
13:01Well, then help me get it.
13:04Something Nate said got to you, didn't it?
13:07I opened up to you, so...
13:09Just tell me what's wrong.
13:14Nate said I'm violent.
13:15That I have anger issues.
13:21The truth is, he's right.
13:27I lied about how I got the scar.
13:34It wasn't from training.
13:35My dad beat me.
13:41My God, Zach.
13:45Everyone knew my dad.
13:46He's this charming, successful guy.
13:49But at home, he beat my mom.
13:54And once I turned three, he started in on me, too.
13:59When I did bad in training,
14:03he'd lock me out in the snow
14:04until I passed out from the cold.
14:09When he died from alcohol poisoning,
14:12I found nothing but relief.
14:15My nightmare was over.
14:19But now,
14:21I'm worried I'm turning into him.
14:24Because I'm angry.
14:27Violent.
14:28I can't control my temper.
14:30None of that was your fault.
14:33You're nothing like him.
14:34You're not scared of me.
14:46No.
14:48Not at all.
14:50You're already a better man
14:51than your father ever was.
14:54So I guess we both know each other's secrets, then.
14:57I guess that means we could really be friends.
14:59Friends.
15:02Friends.
15:03Yeah.
15:06I heard everything, you know.
15:08These confessions, you know.
15:12You know, you got what you wanted.
15:14So I'm not going to mess it up, you know.
15:17Zach, I thought that's what I wanted.
15:19But I don't think that's true anymore.
15:23What do you want?
15:38What do you want?
15:40You.
15:41The one I want is you.
15:43But if I tell him I caught real feelings,
15:46we'll have to call this whole arrangement off.
15:47We can't even be friends.
15:50Nothing.
15:53At least nothing from you.
15:55Look, my life used to be quiet, uncomplicated.
16:00Before I met you.
16:00I want to go back to that.
16:04No more drama.
16:07I just poured my heart out to you.
16:10And now you want to push me away?
16:13I want to change.
16:14I'm not the player here.
16:15You are.
16:18Player.
16:21That's all you really think I am?
16:22I don't know.
16:30There's no need to kiss me if there's no one here to see us.
16:44This is a fake relationship, remember?
16:47I guess that's just what players do.
16:49No, Zach, that's not what I meant.
16:51Look, the month's almost over and the deal's done.
16:55You won't have to see me again.
16:56A month ago, I would have killed to have Zach Gates out for my life.
17:03Now, the idea of never seeing him again, it kills me.
17:23He said he wants nothing to do with me anymore.
17:26Hey, girl.
17:34You got your homecoming dress ready?
17:36Zach and I got in a fight.
17:37I don't think I want to go anymore.
17:39I'll have more reason to show up in a scentsy-ass dress.
17:42Show him what he's missing.
17:44And hey, maybe you can find a new hottie up to do.
17:47Homecoming is the last day of our deal.
17:49The last time I'll be together with Zach.
17:51I can survive on one night.
17:53Fine.
17:54I'll go.
17:54Damn, he looks good tonight.
18:18Damn, she looks good tonight.
18:20You look really nice.
18:30Thanks.
18:33Oh, right.
18:34I, um, I finished your essay.
18:36It's in my locker.
18:37I'll get it to you whenever.
18:38Zach, about what I said.
18:46I'm sorry.
18:48I didn't mean to call you a player.
18:49You're a hot, nice, and amazing kisser.
18:54A good person.
18:57I hope that after all of this, we can be friends.
18:59You don't have to be my friend, Jamie.
19:03And I should be the one apologizing.
19:05It doesn't matter what you think of me.
19:07We're together because we made a deal.
19:10Nothing more.
19:12You should patch things up with your stepbrother.
19:16You should patch things up with your stepbrother.
19:18He's the one you really care about.
19:19That's not neat.
19:22Nate was just there.
19:25Reliable.
19:26I don't actually have a crush on him.
19:29Truthfully, I kind of got the ick as soon as I saw Melissa's tongue down his throat.
19:37I've been thinking, and I don't think the crush was real after all.
19:42It's not what it's supposed to feel like.
19:47What's it supposed to feel like?
19:52Welcome, welcome to your homecoming.
19:55There we have it right there.
19:56We have our couple of the year, as noted by you guys.
19:59The student body.
20:01Now, hey, couple of the year.
20:03Why don't you guys give each other a little kiss?
20:05It's our last night together, glasses.
20:08You're up for one more kiss.
20:12Sorry, Zach, I can't.
20:18I can't kiss you anymore.
20:22I can't kiss you anymore.
20:27If I let myself kiss Zach again, I'll fall too hard.
20:31But if I walk away now, I can end this before he breaks my heart.
20:39Jane.
20:40I thought you were over, Nate.
20:43What?
20:44This has nothing to do with him.
20:47This is the last night of the deal.
20:49You can't just kiss me?
20:50We said no feelings.
20:52But I can't kiss him again and feel nothing.
20:56I can't.
20:58It'll break the contract.
21:00What?
21:01She said no feelings.
21:03Is she breaking her own rule?
21:05Has she fallen for me too?
21:06You're not supposed to kiss me unless I'm okay with it.
21:10And I don't want to kiss you.
21:16Right.
21:17Yeah.
21:18All this.
21:19Us.
21:21It's just about the contract too, wasn't it?
21:23It is for you too, right?
21:25Yeah.
21:31Yeah.
21:33Can I have a fault for you, Jane?
21:34Contract?
21:43Interesting.
21:46Contract?
21:48Interesting.
21:52Let's go.
21:54You tattletale bitch!
21:56You got us kicked off the cheerleading squad.
21:57You don't deserve to be ca-
21:59Calm down, girlies, okay?
22:01It's not my fault.
22:04It was all Jane.
22:08Look, everything I told you about her is true.
22:12Jane is such a manipulative bitch.
22:15She has this diary where she writes awful things about you guys.
22:21Mm-hmm.
22:21Rumors about disgusting things you've done with the hockey team?
22:27I'm sure if you go through her things, you'll find proof.
22:31Let's go touch her back.
22:36Idiots.
22:38Now time to sit back and enjoy the show.
22:41Oh, my God!
22:48Zach and Jane are faking their relationships.
22:51Zach is only with her because she's writing him an essay.
22:56Holy shit!
22:57Jane had to force Zach to date her.
23:00Pathetic.
23:01Jane must be blackmailing Zach.
23:02I mean, how else do you land the star hockey player?
23:05Desperate much?
23:06You want to know the real reason why Nate and I broke up?
23:09It's because of Jane.
23:11Oh, she's been in love with her own stepbrother this whole time.
23:16Ew, what the fuck?
23:25Want to explain this?
23:37Look, you can stop pretending now, Jane.
23:39I know you and Zach aren't actually dating.
23:41I knew it.
23:43You really just did all of this just for my attention.
23:47Don't flatter yourself, Nate.
23:48I don't like you like that anymore.
23:50You can admit it, Jane.
23:51It's okay.
23:51I like you, too.
23:53Look, we can finally be together.
23:54I am a hockey star, too.
23:56I can fix your reputation.
24:00Dude!
24:00See?
24:01I told you she'd come back sooner or later.
24:06I mean, you two are faking the whole time anyway, right?
24:10Zach, listen to me.
24:11If that's what you want, that's everything, too.
24:13Let me go.
24:38Go home, loser.
24:44I can't believe I voted for her and Zach for a couple of the year.
24:47We were all fooled.
24:49You see this, Jane?
24:50Everyone here hates you, but I'm still on your side.
24:53If you walk away from me now, you'll regret it forever.
24:56I don't care.
24:58Contract or not, you'll never be half the man Zach is.
25:00Fine.
25:01Well, let's see if your superstar Zach comes to save you now.
25:11Jane, isn't this so sad?
25:15You had to blackmail Zach into pretending to date you.
25:19First, you write sexy fanfic about your own stepbrother, and now this.
25:24You'd do anything for attention, won't you?
25:28That's not how it happened.
25:29She's still making excuses.
25:33Somebody needs to teach her a lesson.
25:36Leave it to us.
25:38If you're so desperate for attention, let's show everyone who you really are.
25:42A fat, ugly, loser.
25:46We heard you're anorexic now.
25:48But we can help kill you.
26:09Leave it to me.
26:10Leave it to me.
26:10Oh, no.
26:14Poor Jane.
26:15Isn't anybody going to help her?
26:17Zach just dumped her.
26:19If you help her now, isn't that picking up out Zach?
26:21Jane's a liar.
26:23She had it coming.
26:27What the fuck do you think you're doing?
26:34Zach!
26:35We know she's been blackmailing you into a fake relationship.
26:38We're helping you teach her a lesson.
26:41Yeah, Jane, you all right?
26:41What's happening?
26:44I thought Jane and Zach were fake dating.
26:47It might have started out as fake, but it's very real now.
26:50Jane is my girlfriend.
26:53But she's a useless nobody.
26:55And you're the star hockey player.
26:57You could have anyone you want.
27:00I want her.
27:01I warned you.
27:10Eye for an eye.
27:11No one's going to hurt Jane while I'm here.
27:12Oh, my God!
27:15Oh, my God!
27:18Oh, my God!
27:20Oh, my God!
27:22Oh, my God!
27:24Oh, my God!
27:25Oh, my God!
27:28Now, apologize.
27:30I'm sorry.
27:32Sorry.
27:33We went wrong.
27:35Thank you, boss.
27:35Don't touch me.
27:37You're not sorry.
27:38You're just scared.
27:39Please, Rick, I can't get expelled.
27:41I'll do anything you want, please.
27:42You guys like cake?
27:45Why don't you finish the rest yourselves?
27:47What?
27:49But it's on the floor.
27:50There's glass and shit everywhere.
27:52You sure we're having a lot of fun shoving it down Jane's throat?
27:55Why don't we make it a competition?
27:57Whoever eats the most cake doesn't get expelled.
27:58How about that?
28:00Leah, I can't get expelled.
28:02My mom and dad will kill me.
28:03Zach, it wasn't just us.
28:05It was Melissa.
28:07She's been egging us on the whole time.
28:09She's been using us.
28:14Yes, it was Melissa.
28:15It was her last time, too.
28:17She's the mastermind.
28:18No, I didn't even touch Jane.
28:21You told us to bully her.
28:23You told us to take her clothes and check her bags.
28:27Oh my God, Melissa.
28:29How old are you?
28:30Still trying to relive your Queen Bee bully days?
28:33That's sad.
28:34Two-faced liars like her are the worst.
28:36Leah, Melissa has been behind us this whole time.
28:39If we feed her all of this cake, we both don't have to get expelled.
28:42No, I shouldn't do anything now.
28:48Wait, wait.
28:52Here you go.
28:56Who's the ugly pig now?
28:57Want to get out of here?
29:17Oh my God.
29:19That was crazy.
29:20Zach, you showed up like a superhero.
29:22Oh.
29:27Zach, we both know this is never going to work.
29:31You're a bad boy hockey superstar that everyone on campus is obsessed with.
29:35And I'm the loser girl who's so obsessed with getting a boyfriend that she bribed her way into a relationship.
29:41We only got together because of a contract.
29:44I think maybe we should keep it that way.
29:49After everything I've done,
29:51do you still think I was only in it for the contract?
29:55You have no idea what I want.
29:57Then tell me.
29:59If you tell me why you wouldn't kiss me, really.
30:02Because we said no rules.
30:04And I can't promise that anymore.
30:07I don't want this to be fake.
30:09I want it to be real.
30:10Zach, I want you to kiss me not because of some stupid contract, but be...
30:13Fuck the contract.
30:31I like you.
30:33I like the way you piss me off.
30:35I like it when I make you blush.
30:37I like when you're mad at me.
30:39I always wanted this to be real.
30:42But the rules.
30:43You agreed to no feelings.
30:45I'm a bad boy.
30:47Player.
30:48I like breaking the rules.
30:52Wait.
31:05Zach.
31:08Does this mean I'm not your fake girlfriend anymore?
31:10Jane, it doesn't get any more real than this.
31:19I can't believe we're already breaking another rule.
31:22Rule number one.
31:24No sex.
31:24Remember?
31:25I told you.
31:28I like to break the rules.
31:34Wait, Zach.
31:36This is my first time.
31:39If that turns you off or makes you change your mind or whatever, that's okay.
31:45We can go slow.
31:49May I?
31:49May I?
31:55Just tell me what you like.
31:57Just tell me what you like.
31:57Just tell me what you like.
32:25Jane was the mysterious romance writer all around.
32:37I can't let Zach take you away.
32:40I'll make sure everything goes back to the way it was meant to be.
32:46Last night was incredible.
32:48My next post will be a 3,000 word detailed account.
32:55Zach was right about those can't-get-it-up rubbers.
32:59Let it be further for the truth.
33:01Hey, Gates!
33:02Meet me in my office.
33:04Right now.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:07Seth's in the campus says that they're trying to reveal all of Zach's dirty secrets.
33:11This is going to ruin Zach's chances in the NHL.
33:14What?
33:16Wow.
33:16Seth's in the campus just confirmed that the villain in Virgin's bucket list is based on Zach Gates.
33:22And she's releasing so much more dirt on him.
33:24Holy shit.
33:25We all knew he couldn't get it up, but taking Viagra and sleeping around with puck bunnies?
33:31Getting a girl pregnant and leaving her instead of taking responsibility?
33:34Ugh, he's the worst kind of player.
33:37Zach is in huge trouble.
33:40I didn't post this.
33:42I would never.
33:46Someone's taken over my account.
33:48They're spreading rumors to get Zach canceled.
33:50Who would do this?
33:51Oh, my God.
33:53It was me.
33:56Well, Zach will leave him innocent.
33:58He'll pull this room and everything between us.
34:01What the fuck were you thinking?
34:04The account posted their accusations at midnight yesterday spread like wildfire through the campus.
34:09This is bad publicity.
34:10This is very bad publicity.
34:12Coach, I'm innocent.
34:14They're baseless, petty rumors.
34:16Do you know how many NHL scouts canceled their meetings with you based on these baseless, petty rumors?
34:21Your career prospects are in the toilet, Zach.
34:26You find out who's behind sex in the campus and you get them to prove your innocence.
34:31Do you have any idea who's behind this account?
34:33I know exactly who it is.
34:45I know you stole my account and spread lies about Zach online.
34:49Delete it or set the record straight.
34:50Sure.
34:51As soon as you break up with Zach and start dating me instead.
34:54I would rather die.
34:55Jane, I'm your stepbrother.
34:57I know what's best for you and you need to get that angry deadbeat out of your life.
35:01Go with me.
35:02What's so great about Zach anyway, huh?
35:05We met first.
35:06You liked me first.
35:08Why won't you even look at me anymore?
35:10Hmm.
35:10Let's see.
35:12You took Melissa's side.
35:13You stood by and watched me get bullied.
35:16You tried to force yourself onto me.
35:18Is that enough of a reason?
35:18Okay, I'm sorry.
35:19What more do you want?
35:21You and Zach weren't even really together anyway.
35:24He may have started off as my fake boyfriend, but the way he looks at me has always been real.
35:29But you, Nate, I don't even know you anymore.
35:33If you're not going to fix this, I'll do it myself.
35:36Really?
35:37You're going to expose your deepest, darkest secret for him?
35:42Tell everyone that you've been writing erotic fanfiction about your classmates.
35:46You'll be expelled.
35:47I won't let you ruin him.
35:52He's not worth protecting.
35:54That's not your decision to make.
35:56I know exactly who it is.
36:05Great.
36:06Well, tell me who it is and I'll get the dean to take care of it.
36:09I trust Jean.
36:10She wouldn't do this.
36:12I can't turn her in to save myself.
36:15I'm not, Coach.
36:15I'm going to take care of this myself.
36:20Dude, Zach, look, she's live.
36:22Sex and the Campus's account was hacked last night.
36:27Records show that the IPI just doesn't match the account's previous posts.
36:31As for the accusations SATC made about Zach Gates last night,
36:35I can prove that those were all just malicious rumors and slander.
36:38I am the owner of the account and the writer of the Virgin's Bucket List and I didn't make those posts.
36:48And Zach isn't that kind of person.
37:00I know that after this, a lot of you are going to think I'm crazy.
37:03That I would do anything online to get attention, but I don't care.
37:08Zach Gates is a good person.
37:12He loves hockey more than anything.
37:14He doesn't deserve to have this jeopardize his future career.
37:24Zach, it's so miserable.
37:26Oh my gosh, it's the smut writer.
37:28Did you base your main character off Nate, your stepbrother?
37:30That's like incest and your writing's harassment.
37:33I know, look, I thought she was such a frigid nerd.
37:35Who knew she was such a freak?
37:36You know, my God, I bet she has wet dreams about her classmates all the time.
37:41Expel her!
37:42Expel her!
37:43Expel her!
37:53Expel her!
37:53If this always proves Zach's innocence, I don't care what people say.
37:58I think your writing was really good, Jane.
38:00You're really talented.
38:01Thanks.
38:02Miss Wellesley, I applaud your courage in standing up for Zach.
38:08However, I regret to inform you that due to the negative press, your blog has cost the school.
38:13You're being expelled.
38:21Although I must say that as an avid reader of your stories, I love your writing.
38:26Thanks, Steve Brooks.
38:29Jane, have you lost your mind?
38:32You actually...
38:34Was this all worth it?
38:37Yes, it was.
38:38Zach stood up for me time and time again.
38:40It was my turn to protect him.
38:42Don't try to convince me otherwise, you'll never understand.
38:44As for Mr. Duncan, please come with me.
38:47We need to discuss the penalty for spreading rumors and slander about your fellow students.
38:59Goddammit, Zach!
38:59I told you to keep your records clean this semester!
39:03As far hockey player of the team, you've got girls lined up begging to have a chance with you.
39:08And you picked Jane Wellesley, a virgin who writes sexual fantasies about her classmates online.
39:14I mean, what do you think? She brings you nothing but shame.
39:17Coach, as long as I win the finals, I can still make it to the NHL.
39:19You can't win the finals in this state, Zach.
39:22I'll show you.
39:23I...
39:23No, no, no. I'm not letting the entire team base their future on you.
39:29I'm putting Nate back on the ice. You're benched for the rest of the finals.
39:31No, coach, no. My decision is final.
39:34You're lucky I'm not kicking you off the team.
39:36I'm not kicking you off the team.
39:44Maple University has met their match.
39:47Looks like Zach Gates has been canceled.
39:50Now he's being subbed in.
39:51Is there any chance he's able to get the victory for his team?
39:55Zach!
39:58You're my star hockey player!
40:00Hey, Duncan, the former MVP, has made mistake after mistake, but can Zach Duncan...
40:16Score the goal!
40:17Let's go, Zach! You can do this!
40:19You're the best!
40:26Zach!
40:27You keep taking everything from me!
40:30My MVP, my title as captain, my glory.
40:33Now, Jane...
40:34We're not winning today.
40:39What the fuck?
40:47Who's ever deserved a damn thing you had?
40:49Anshhole!
40:57Goal!
41:00Yes!
41:01He's bad again!
41:02Zach Gates has won his team victory.
41:05Smash you any doubts of his skills on the ice.
41:12Zach, the scouts' offers are starting to come through.
41:15You did it!
41:16Let's go!
41:17It's right!
41:18Zach, this is amazing.
41:20I knew you could do it.
41:22I couldn't have done it without you.
41:24Thank you, Jane, for everything.
41:25You two!
41:28You stupid, arrogant!
41:32You stupid, arrogant!
41:35Stop it!
41:36We have a zero-tolerance policy with violence against other teammates.
41:40No NHL for you.
41:46Everything's finally over.
41:49Except now I've been expelled.
41:51About that.
41:52My mom's an investor at the New York Times.
41:55She liked your writing so much that she offered to send it in with a glowing recommendation.
41:59You mean I could be a New York Times columnist?
42:03Yeah.
42:03Oh, my God.
42:04Thank you, Zach.
42:05Hey, I've got a deal for you.
42:09You over-base the character off yourself again?
42:12You've got to base the boyfriend off her name.
42:14Deal?
42:15Deal.
42:16He's got to be hot, strong, sexy.
42:20With the biggest...
42:23Of course he will.
42:24I'm only telling the truth, you know.
42:30That's my story.
42:31A girl with a head full of daydreams and her hockey bad boy made a new deal.
42:35To always support each other.
42:37He's my loyal reader, and I'm his biggest man.
42:40So, how does Jane, the famous writer, think I did out there?
42:51Perfect.
42:52You're the handsomest hockey star of all time.
42:54You're the handsomest hockey star of all time.