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ATV Sitcom
Mái ấm tình thâm 2000
Mái ấm tình thâm 2000
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00:00作曲 李宗盛
00:30如下再一部搞笑片 如过最终有晴天
00:38我骗你都几个血 你骗我不想揭露
00:50笑语向一喜上高烟
00:56人性每个都有弱点
01:02喂来了来了来了一起唱吧
01:05快点啦
01:06哈哈哈哈
01:07从夜落沙偷下蓝
01:09就算律师都要习
01:12走法中统统想作法
01:17又再劈陋的石马
01:19又似跟你颠翻马
01:22要像一只马头书等圣诞
01:27啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
01:30啦啦啦啦啦
01:32啦啦啦啦啦
01:34阿姐 阿姐
01:37阿姐
01:38你怎样呢
01:39天堂可不玩呀
01:40哈哈
01:41哦
01:42天堂有美国人拍电影
01:44英国人做警察
01:45意大利人做情人
01:47德国人做工程师
01:49中国人做厨师
01:50那日本人呢
01:51日本人做寿司
01:53那地狱有什么不同
01:55地狱有美国人做情人
01:56英国人做厨师
01:58意大利人做工程师
01:59德国人拍电影
02:01中国人做警察
02:02德国人做警察
02:04不用意大利人做工程师
02:05不用意大利人做工程师
02:06不用意大利人做工程师
02:07不用意大利人
02:08你看他们建个比什邪塔
02:10那阿姐
02:11你做什么
02:12我呀
02:13什么都不用做
02:14反工打个转
02:15就可以喝茶吃饭
02:17行街看戏
02:18开桌坐大一点
02:20到时候就能够出便
02:22哇 这么好
02:23真是想快点上天堂
02:24哪个人说上天堂
02:25我现在在房屋处做
02:27哈哈
02:29I think
02:35I should put a line
02:37I don't have a life
02:38I don't have a life
02:39I don't have a life
02:41I don't have a life
02:42I don't have a life
02:42I don't have a life
02:43I don't have a life
02:44I don't have a life
02:45I don't have a life
02:45I don't have a life
02:46but it's very hard
02:47I don't have a life
02:49This can be a life
02:49I can say
02:50There's two words
02:50How can I say
02:51Four海翻騰
02:52雲水路
02:53Five州震荡
02:55風雷急
02:56How
02:57What do you mean by the name of Elyse?
03:02This place is definitely a cultural garden.
03:06It's a city hall.
03:09Right.
03:10You said Wonder Bar is the English name.
03:14Don't change the English name.
03:16Wonder.
03:17Okay.
03:18It has an amazing meaning.
03:20It can be said that this bar will become the world's 8th anniversary.
03:26Oh.
03:28丁先生丁太,
03:30隨著英國人撤出香港,
03:32這些英式酒吧已經成為植陽工業了.
03:37賣健康食品,
03:39宣揚環保意識才合潮流的.
03:43據我所說,
03:44不如把這裡改成一個主題餐廳,
03:48變成一個熱帶森林,
03:51播放風聲、水聲、
03:54雀鳥聲,
03:55雀鳥聲,
03:56雀鳥聲,
03:57雀鳥聲,
03:58雀鳥聲,
03:59主題餐廳在去年全世界開了二百百十間,
04:03倒閉了三百七十間.
04:05為甚麼倒閉要開?
04:07前幾年開的都倒閉?
04:09潮流一個,
04:11風聲、雨聲、雀鳥聲,
04:12雀鳥聲,
04:13雀鳥聲都沒有了,
04:14熱帶雨林,
04:15你找一隻蚊撻一下也沒有了.
04:17小朋友,
04:18小朋友,
04:19聽我說的故事,
04:20從前有一個人,
04:22就有一隻鳥,
04:23這隻鳥的歌聲非常樂意,
04:26這個人怕鳥會飛走,
04:28所以就把他對翼剪掉,
04:30誰知道從此之後,
04:32這隻鳥再不唱歌,
04:33而這個人再不喜歡這隻鳥,
04:36因為這隻鳥就不是以前那隻鳥了.
04:38那這個故事教訓了甚麼?
04:41這個故事就教訓了我們。
04:43這隻鳥是教訓了我們,
04:45怎麼知道教訓了甚麼?
04:48這就是故事,
04:50聽故事而已。
04:53你計我說,
04:54你長痛就不如短痛,
04:55你長痛就不如直流止蝕,
04:57你為這樣騎來設立公積金,
05:00不如倒閉了片神。
05:02最好呢,
05:03你去把所有錢買到營影基金,
05:06回報率一定好過你開啥啥啥啥啥。
05:09我想說個故事,
05:11Excuse me,
05:12你可不可以就是那個教訓?
05:14可以,
05:15這個故事就是教訓我們,
05:19金錢不是萬能的,
05:22可以買珠寶,
05:25不可以買美麗,
05:26可以買房屋,
05:28不可以買家庭,
05:30可以買肉體,
05:32不可以買愛情,
05:34可以買娛樂,
05:35不可以買快樂,
05:37可以買服從,
05:38不可以買尊敬,
05:40可以買武器,
05:42不可以買和平。
05:43有沒有這麼多東西買呀?
05:45你真的很記性。
05:47當然啦,
05:48我教這些賺食嘛。
05:50不行,
05:51我要打電話給你們,
05:52要他們來重建信心。
05:57喂,
05:58保健,
05:59健仔,
06:00喂,
06:01我知道你在這裡,
06:02不要不說話呀,
06:03喂,
06:04喂,
06:05喂,
06:06我現在默在愛呀。
06:09那你知不知道,
06:10人體的毛髮,
06:11在哪個地方,
06:12是最硬的?
06:16還是非洲?
06:20那人體在哪個地方,
06:21在開心興奮的時候,
06:22是會爬上十倍的?
06:24怎麼會的?
06:25為什麼你很壞呀?
06:27問了小小小的味道?
06:29是同好。
06:33好玩呀,
06:34好開心呀。
06:37喂,
06:38你以後不要再打這個電話了,
06:39很貴的。
06:40你要打呢,
06:41就打我給你剛才那個號碼,
06:43OK?
06:47說吧,
06:48你呀,
06:49你呀,
06:50你呀,
06:51你呀,
06:52你犯了所有行規呀。
06:53第一,
06:54你不應該叫客人打公司電話。
06:56第二,
06:57你不應該叫客人打你私人電話。
06:59第三,
07:00你不應該在公司電話說私人電話。
07:02第四,
07:03你不應該在公司電話說公司壞話。
07:05第二,
07:06你不應該在公司電話說公司壞話。
07:07總之你…
07:09唉,
07:10別流氣啦,
07:11先喝水吧,
07:12別流氣,
07:13坐下,
07:15先喝水。
07:18我只是為你好而已,
07:22客人甚麼人都有。
07:24客人很純情的。
07:26純情就不會找我們啦。
07:29我說他呀,
07:30想探望你相信他,
07:31想你做這個做這個,
07:33那些客人甚麼變態都想不到。
07:37你想想吧,
07:38我們拋身出來做,
07:39為甚麼呢?
07:40無非是想為錢呢?
07:43記住呀,
07:45寬長無真愛,
07:47男人沒有個好人的。
07:50那好吧,
07:51乖吧,
07:52洗個臉,
07:53擦多你的唇膏,
07:54還有很多人在等著我們。
07:56快點啦。
07:58快點啦。
08:01那個草地就像個大球場一樣,
08:03兩邊有白色的架,
08:05架上面掛著網。
08:08兩隊人穿不同色的衣服,
08:10輪流追踢一個黑白相間的波。
08:13有一個穿黑色衣服的人呢,
08:15一邊走,
08:16一邊吹嗶嗶嗶。
08:17到最後,
08:18有個人一腳把球射入網。
08:20這個時候,
08:21突然間,
08:22落大雨,
08:23行雷閃電。
08:25澳洲的風俗,
08:26真是神奇。
08:28喂,
08:29你在說的是戴足球呀。
08:30所以你當我沒看過足球嗎?
08:32足球怎會一射入,
08:33就行雷閃電才行呢?
08:34可能是球羽毛。
08:36是魔術。
08:37發出來了。
08:38下次去澳洲一定不能錯誤。
08:42喂,
08:43拿個盤子吧。
08:45哪裏還想拿盤子呢?
08:55天仔,
08:56拿地拖給我。
08:59失戀嗎?
09:00是啊,
09:01怪我自己不好,
09:02跟人出去吃飯,
09:04又不叫價錢是你的雞,
09:06偏偏要叫貴價,
09:08但不會飽的鮑魚。
09:10那就慶祝人情吧。
09:12當我不肯就飯的時候,
09:14他就拋棄我。
09:17你不要經常埋怨自己,
09:19你有權吃的。
09:21你不要以男人的標準去看自己,
09:24也不要看低自己,
09:26知道嗎?
09:29喂,
09:30怎麼了?
09:32新年了。
09:33你節愛是甚麼嗎?
09:34我是人與生俱樂的慾念,
09:36當大佬皮疹受到刺激,
09:38男女過濟激水就會變得活躍,
09:40這月就會互相搵盤
09:41在進行全中接待的活動。
09:44毛,
09:45你說的那些叫做姓啊,
09:47男官女愛,
09:49他除了要來全中接待之外,
09:52其中還包裹彼此關心,
09:55互相幫助,
09:56建立家庭,
09:57而教育下一代。
09:59錯,
10:00我在互聯網找到最新的資料顯示,
10:03譚然說我這種行為是不正常的,
10:06地球上有4300種捕魚的動物都沒有這種行為,
10:10即使基因和人類結之相似的黑猩猩,
10:12兩性下後都是為了交配,
10:14除了求好奇之外,
10:15黑猩猩是不會動成的,
10:17如果你在這段時間在那裡惹她的話,
10:19那就祝你好運了。
10:23那為什麼男女還要談戀愛,
10:25自尋煩惱呢?
10:27根據專家說,
10:28問題是出在女人身上,
10:30受不明原因的影響,
10:31女人在進化過程之中,
10:33失去了痴情和發出排卵訊號的天賦本能,
10:36連他們都不知道自己什麼時候動情,
10:38那男人又怎麼知道呢?
10:40或者是留在女人身邊,
10:41等待機會,
10:42煩惱家由此而起?
10:44有道理,
10:46但事實未必是這樣。
10:48可能就像電視廣告說的,
10:51男女相愛,
10:53只是為了一個…
10:54笑容。
10:55為了一隻錶。
10:57為了一盒骨花賊。
10:59新老闆來吧,
11:01快點假裝忙吧。
11:03那我就想忙。
11:14快點!
11:17快點,
11:18快點 person,
11:19快點 refresh!
11:21還有頑 Давช
11:42In a while, I was out in the factory in the factory
11:44for the farm.
11:46For the time to get the勤工奨,
11:48I could not spend too long for a minute.
11:50I remember that one was the end of the year,
11:52I was乘 by the sea and a little bit.
11:54I was flying in the sea,
11:56but I thought the ship was for sale
11:58to buy the water.
12:00And I would only have a minute.
12:02I was sitting in the ком cabinet,
12:04as I was sitting in the house,
12:06like the click-shake.
12:08I was not looking for the $30-dollar勤工奨
12:10And in my heart, I'll leave my life forever.
12:18I've had a lot of pain in my life.
12:21When I was at the university,
12:23I saw my Japanese teacher as a teacher.
12:27I saw one dollar on the floor,
12:30and I thought,
12:31when I was at the university,
12:33when I was at the university,
12:35I hit my card.
12:37Listen, the bar is $1 that big.
12:40I don't think I'm going to be terrible.
12:43Everyone is jumping golf.
12:44For me, I just dropped a dollar.
12:46$3,000.
12:48You said counting card.
12:50I'd give them a card.
12:52If let's say...
12:54that's a great idea for the rest of the class.
13:00When I'm talking more about cards and more into the class...
13:02more online and more online.
13:04But we don't want to catch up.
13:06Now I'm not familiar with平均主義
13:09The job is also working on a card
13:11It's more than enough
13:13The job and the job is worth it
13:18The hotel is good, you are good
13:20You are good, we are good
13:22We are good, everyone is good
13:24We are good, everyone is good
13:25We are good, we are good
13:28That's right
13:29We've already thought a lot of
13:30The best way to find the wonder bar
13:32The product of the market and the product of the product is a big deal.
13:37To increase the customer service, and to increase the revenue of the product,
13:42we can see Wunderbar is going to be able to change the value of the product.
13:47That's right.
13:48The customer is the most valuable asset.
13:52The customer is going to be able to grow their own wealth.
13:56At the end, the customer has increased the value of the product.
14:00It's just for you guys.
14:02Right! So Wunderbar is from Wunderbar
14:07In Hong Kong, we are bought by a while
14:11its home from Wunderbar
14:12Without a doubt
14:14We have a 10% of the money
14:16His account is from
14:19Bahama wa-gi Mio Bahama
14:21Being from 9% of the money
14:24His account is from
14:27Soslo Man Co.
14:29So,
14:30Today we have a wonder bar called a international international company
14:36Wow!
14:38And your name and your name is the international international company
14:44It's a great deal!
14:46And your job and job is also the international international company
14:53Which is the international international company?
14:57It's called Madonna
14:59Yes!
15:02I'm looking for a whole lot of money.
15:04The amount of money is only $12.
15:06That means that it's less money.
15:08You know,
15:10why do you have to take a lot of money?
15:14Why do you have to take a lot of money?
15:16It's because you don't have to pay for it.
15:20And you know,
15:22why do you have to pay for it?
15:25Because they don't have to pay for it.
15:27Right.
15:28Also,
15:30you know how long you might figure out
15:32that the law will get caught apart.
15:34Do you know why?
15:35You're not going to pay for it.
15:36If you're not going to pay for it.
15:38That's right,
15:39if you want the power of the government,
15:40you will be able to pay for it.
15:41You can pay for it,
15:42if you want to pay your money.
15:44You will pay the rent.
15:46Why don't you pay for it?
15:47It's not going to pay for it.
15:48You'll pay for it for your employees' κάculation.
15:51You can pay for it.
15:53You're not going to pay for it.
15:54You're going to pay for it.
15:55Don't go do it.
15:57What do you need to do?
15:58What do you need to do?
15:59First of all, you need to choose a leader.
16:01And then you need to get to the court.
16:04And then you need to do the court.
16:06And you need to do the court.
16:07And you need to do the court.
16:09This person must be responsible.
16:11That's right.
16:12He's not only as a mother, as a father,
16:14but also as a child.
16:16You don't need to do this until today.
16:18Look at me.
16:19I?
16:20What?
16:21I'm going to give you a choice.
16:22That's not fair.
16:23It's not fair enough.
16:24It's not fair enough.
16:25It's not fair enough.
16:26You'll be willing to choose a race.
16:27Three to ten.
16:28One that will be done.
16:29Well, I'll come back here.
16:31Let's go with the court.
16:32Go for it.
16:34Go for it.
16:35Go for it.
16:38Why shouldn't you know nothing?
16:39The court will not have to leave us.
16:41I am going to have to worship the court.
16:42Not as soon as you want.
16:43Can't I do it.
16:44I'll invest in the court.
16:45When you leave a court,
16:47you'll find assets of the court.
16:49Yes.
16:50That's right.
16:51I like the court-making treaty to the court.
16:53There's no time to give any money.
16:54Yes, there is a lot of things like
16:56to do the work of the industry,
16:58to write a book,
16:59to write a book,
17:00and to write a book,
17:01and to give it to the people.
17:03That's not what you're doing
17:04for the people of the world.
17:05That's not what you're doing
17:06I don't need to make a big impression.
17:08Most of the people of the会员
17:09will be paid for the $50,000.
17:11What?
17:13That's $1000?
17:14That's how much money?
17:16What?
17:17The money is just a little.
17:18I have some tips,
17:19some books,
17:20some books,
17:21some books,
17:22some books.
17:23You're going to where?
17:24I'm sorry,
17:25I'm sorry,
17:26I'll wait to have a seat.
17:27I'm sorry.
17:29Come on.
17:30You're not alone,
17:31you're not going to need to work.
17:32I'm not getting a seat.
17:33This is a great deal.
17:34Now you're not alone.
17:35What is your earring?
17:37What?
17:38What?
17:39What?
17:40What?
17:41What?
17:42What?
17:43What?
17:44What?
17:45What?
17:46What?
17:47What?
17:48What?
17:49What?
17:50What?
17:52What?
17:53What's your problem?
17:54Then I'll call the phone to call the car.
18:09Hurry up.
18:10Hurry up.
18:18Please.
18:19I'll drink some coffee.
18:23Please.
18:25Please, can I take a bottle of coffee?
18:27No problem.
18:32Please.
18:33Can I take a bottle of coffee?
18:35I'll buy a bottle of coffee.
18:37Please.
18:38Yes.
18:41You're really good.
18:44Can I take a bottle of coffee?
18:47I can't take it.
18:49Yes.
18:50Yes.
19:00What's the bathroom?
19:03The bathroom is very臭.
19:04Let's go to the right side of the room.
19:07He's not a fool.
19:12You're quite nervous.
19:13I'll go to the bathroom.
19:14I'll go to the bathroom.
19:15I'll go.
19:18I'm going to take some coffee.
19:20You're a fool.
19:21There are people like you.
19:22You're a fool.
19:23You're just a fool.
19:24You're a fool.
19:25Don't you?
19:26I'm going to take a fool and left.
19:27No.
19:28No thank you.
19:29There are a lot of friends who are being an associate.
19:31I'm going to take a fool.
19:32If we're feeling he's finding it.
19:34I'll tell you something.
19:35I would like to ask a famous famous person
19:40I wouldn't ask a person who can't be able to use a person
19:46Who used a clean glass?
19:48I said it would be a clean glass of glass
19:54I said it would be a low-fat drink
19:56You can use a high-fat drink
20:00Okay
20:02We've got a bottle of wine. Is it for the protection of the water?
20:07You want to drink a bottle of whiskey?
20:10Sorry, I didn't drink a bottle of soda.
20:12Let's drink a bottle of whiskey.
20:17This is the answer. This is the answer.
20:20This is the answer. This is the answer.
20:22This is the answer.
20:32Here is the answer.
20:39You've got the bottle of wine.
20:40Here you go.
20:41Here I go.
20:42Here you go.
20:46No matter how much.
20:50Sorry, I'll spend a lot of money on air.
20:53That's what I lot of money.
20:54That's what I do.
20:55I need to play a little more.
20:57That's what I want.
20:58He'll probably play a little more.
21:00Oh no, same thing, we are the two to go.
21:03If we were to go in the city,
21:04we would also take the government to go to the city.
21:06I'll call him the police.
21:07I'll call him the police.
21:09I'll call him the police.
21:10The police?
21:11Call him the police.
21:13Call him the police.
21:14Call him the police.
21:18Don't pay me, don't pay me, don't pay me.
21:20You'll get to see who I'm going to touch.
21:22Okay, okay.
21:30Wait, wait, wait..
21:31Mariezhek fix his face, come over!
21:36Mariezhek fix his face, go over 9 poz캊 fix his face
21:44You're ok?
21:45No, I'mopluka no more.
21:46No, I'mopluka no more.
21:48I'm fine..
21:50No, I'm fine..
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