00:00Oh, um, I was just motioning for you to pass my vape.
00:10No one is supposed to know this many opportunities exist for them.
00:14He's supposed to know three women and then choose me.
00:16So your ideal dating scenario is like little house on the prairie?
00:19Yeah. Jake once went nine months without ever texting me at all,
00:23and now I get a meme like once a week.
00:25Uh, I'm Finn. Mackenzie. Found him.
00:32I really think you need to message the hot journalist.
00:35He rented out the whole restaurant.
00:39Through what?
00:43He's made me realize that no one has ever actually liked me before.
00:48I have to tell you all my thing.
00:50I love you forever.
00:53What's taking so long?
00:55When are you gonna be home?
00:56Name one thing you've done for me.
00:58You don't care about me.
00:59I don't think I could live without you.
01:00Why didn't you answer my calls?
01:01Why didn't you leave class to answer?
01:03Why are you ignoring me?
01:04My entire life revolves around you.
01:07That's how he talks to you.
01:08Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, it's like our joke.
01:18Nobody has what we have.
01:19It's so special.
01:20It's so special.
01:24I'm confused.
01:25I'm really sorry that I made you feel that way.
01:27What's wrong?
01:28What?
01:29Nothing.
01:30Everything's fine.
01:31Text message from Finn.
01:32Cartology best boyfriend in the world.
01:37Finn!
01:38What was that?
01:39Ew, my roommate's having like disgusting loud sex with her boyfriend.
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