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00:00:28Oh
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00:00:42Please or a
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00:00:46I'm a guy umar bhai
00:00:48Umar bhai ki baare me kya hi batao
00:00:50Ek number ke bec charay thay me re umar bhai
00:00:53Or intihai intihai unconventional
00:00:56Khadak singh ke khadaknay se khadakti hai khidkiyan
00:00:59Khidkiyon ke khadaknay se khadakta hai khadak singh
00:01:05Unconventional toh thik hai
00:01:07Lekin umar aur bhechara
00:01:09Tawali paida nahi hota
00:01:11Maa eski bade bhehen na mujhe pata asal me woh chiz kya tha
00:01:14Ek number ka badmash tha
00:01:16Shakal se dikta nahi tha
00:01:18Lekin tha wahi badmash
00:01:20Ahi
00:01:21Musawir ho gayi ankhye
00:01:26Tumhye socha to yun socha
00:01:29Umar meere bachyou mein dousre number pe tha
00:01:31Mariam se chhota
00:01:33Ramshah se bada
00:01:34Nahi usne mujhe kabhi bhi tang nahi kiya
00:01:37Meri har baat maanta tha
00:01:39Meri kisii baat pe uff taq nahi kerta tha
00:01:42Ami aur umar bhai
00:01:4424 ghante india aur paakistan ki tarah jang chalti tia emare ghar mein
00:01:48Ek duffah pata hai kiya hua
00:01:51Bhai utho
00:01:52Duh ghante se kehri hon
00:01:54Mare market le chalo yar
00:01:55Uth bhi jau
00:01:57Tum is tarah jau ghi
00:01:59Tum is tarah jau ghi
00:02:00Tum is me kya kharaabia hai
00:02:01Menei kaha tha na tumse
00:02:03Jienz pahen kar bahar nahi jathe
00:02:05Or tumhari sussral wallo ne bhi sخت hi zima na kiya hai
00:02:08Oh god ami
00:02:10Ab in me kya kharaabia
00:02:11Bhas bhi karein please
00:02:12Abhi tu meri shadhi nahi hoi
00:02:14Voi mujh pe abhi se hukum chalana shurru kare chukai
00:02:16Mujhe kuchh nahi pata
00:02:18Bhas etna janty hoon
00:02:19Khi agar ja rahi ho
00:02:20To kapdhe badal kar jau
00:02:22Aray ramsah
00:02:23Menei toh kehatta hoon
00:02:24Khi apni
00:02:25Tangghii katt balo
00:02:27Khaa ye baap
00:02:28Aysa kyun kya raha hai
00:02:29Kya fayda aysi tangghoon ka
00:02:31Khi apni mرضi hini chal rin
00:02:33Umar?
00:02:34Ji
00:02:35Chhabis
00:02:36Aray
00:02:37Aapka beita hoon
00:02:38Aapko Umar he nahi malo
00:02:39Aysa tha mera Umar bhai
00:02:43Aysa tha mera Umar bhai
00:02:44Jaisa woh ammi ko knock out kerta tha
00:02:46Koii kar hi nahi sakta
00:02:48Kabhi kabhi thodhi baat kerne mein problem hooti thi
00:02:51Aur kabhi kabhi thodha zyadha haklata tha
00:02:54Lekin jab bhi baat kerta tha
00:02:55Ek dem solid kerta tha
00:02:57He was absolutely fun
00:02:59Koii haklat nahi thi usse
00:03:01Actually uske upper portion mein
00:03:03At a time ek hazaar baat chal jihun thi thi
00:03:05Mere woh nikha
00:03:06Woh log sab chhoda
00:03:07Aur eek baar tuh pata hai kya huwa
00:03:09Ji aysaas ho gaya ki
00:03:11Tumare paghar ni rahsakta
00:03:14Mariam
00:03:16Jantiyo kya bhaj raha hai?
00:03:20Sare paan bhaj raha
00:03:21Aur chhe bhajay woh log pahunc jayenge
00:03:24Ji
00:03:25Pata hai
00:03:26Pata hai
00:03:27Toh tayyar kyun nahi ho rahi ho?
00:03:29Maan thak chukyi
00:03:30Aap naa ko show case kerte-karte
00:03:31Har koi aata hai
00:03:32Khaata hai
00:03:33Chala jata hai
00:03:34Yantipur tika kar inkaar kerta hai
00:03:36Yantipur tika kar inkaar kerta hai
00:03:37Yantipur tika
00:03:38Phir unke aane se pehle
00:03:39Vohi bata hai shunru kar di
00:03:40Aray ammi
00:03:41May toh
00:03:42Kekhata hao
00:03:43Isko
00:03:44Bori me bant karke
00:03:45Sabandar me bheg dhe
00:03:48Umar
00:03:49Tumhara har maamle me bholna
00:03:51Zoruri nahi hai
00:03:52Aur mein joh kuch bhi kar rhei hu
00:03:53Iski aur tumhari beitri ke liye kar rhen
00:03:57Aray waa
00:03:59Shadhi iski ho ghi
00:04:00Aur sare
00:04:01Nifafi bhi isko mele ghe
00:04:03Mera kiya?
00:04:05Chhoti beiti ka rishta ho gya
00:04:06Mager ghar mein
00:04:07Aur ye bhi ghar mein bäthi hai
00:04:09Ab ager iski shadhi na karvai na
00:04:11Toh meeri baat likke rakhlo
00:04:13Yeh tumhara sar pere chokdi marke bäthi rheegi
00:04:17Aray meri pjyari ammi
00:04:19Aapke mahaveri bhi na
00:04:21Aapke tada possible hai
00:04:22Aray haato
00:04:24Actually abba ke chane ke paat
00:04:26Usnei abba wali jaga sambal li thi
00:04:28Aur bhai wali jaga bini chhodi thi
00:04:30Ghar mein
00:04:32Ammi
00:04:33Aur mariam aaphi thay
00:04:34Tien orte
00:04:36Aur kamane waara sirf eek
00:04:38Maera piyara omari bhai
00:04:40Day time meinisa voh joppe jathe teh
00:04:42Aur shah minn university
00:04:45onds Wenne id sie
00:04:47Pir to polait
00:04:49Killas nin legaasi
00:04:51Sa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:04:53Aur jagan
00:05:07So for me, I have to do all of this.
00:05:09I even don't want to be alive.
00:05:12I don't want to be alive.
00:05:14I don't want to be alive.
00:05:17I don't want to be alive.
00:05:22Oh, my God.
00:05:25What are you doing?
00:05:26My name is picked up and it's called.
00:05:28What kind of music is I used to play?
00:05:30Of course, my god is not a없이 in mind.
00:05:33It doesn't make a rhythm at all.
00:05:34Only like that!
00:05:36This is not going to happen.
00:05:39And you?
00:05:40If you look like Spawn, what do you want to see?
00:05:45You are absolutely right.
00:05:47These things are old-fashioned.
00:05:49The principal has given you the management of the unit.
00:05:52So, you should have to do something.
00:05:57Where do I put these ideas?
00:05:59The principal said that there should be an event in the auditorium.
00:06:03I think that...
00:06:10Hey!
00:06:12Stop!
00:06:18Yes, Ton.
00:06:27Is there any artist or artist?
00:06:31Okay.
00:06:33So, do you want to perform something?
00:06:38Don't forget.
00:06:43Why don't you say anything?
00:06:45And where were you looking at us?
00:06:48That was my class.
00:06:53Who were you watching?
00:06:54Me or my friend?
00:06:57You should do a stand-up comedy show.
00:07:00One-man show.
00:07:03One-man show.
00:07:05There are a lot of them.
00:07:07And...
00:07:09There are a lot of views on social media.
00:07:11They come.
00:07:13Oh my God!
00:07:15What an idea!
00:07:17Thanks.
00:07:18I have to...
00:07:19Hey!
00:07:21Wait!
00:07:22Stop!
00:07:24Listen to this.
00:07:29Sir,
00:07:30The human resource work is not only a job.
00:07:32It's only a job that...
00:07:33...the job is alone.
00:07:34And it is also a job.
00:07:35And we'll have to spend the next time.
00:07:37Yes, Karnad.
00:07:39Lars!
00:07:40Continue our police.
00:07:42Yes, sir.
00:07:44So, what were you saying?
00:07:47Why were you saying, brother?
00:07:48Don't close the energy saver.
00:07:57Sir, I'll give you the next time.
00:08:00Okay.
00:08:07Hey!
00:08:12Stop!
00:08:13Who were we seeing both of you?
00:08:16Me or my friend?
00:08:18Why don't you say anything?
00:08:22Where were you looking at us?
00:08:25Not sure what was happening.
00:08:26Was it trying to figure out what happened?
00:08:30No, no.
00:08:31No, no.
00:08:33What happened?
00:08:34Why don't you think so?
00:08:36What happened?
00:08:37What happened?
00:08:39I did not see us, too.
00:08:41I was on my left and my left.
00:08:44I was on my left.
00:08:45I was on my right.
00:08:48I know.
00:08:50It's not easy.
00:08:53Hi, how are you?
00:09:14How are you?
00:09:19I'm fine. Your idea has clicked.
00:09:23Many people are interested in doing stand-up in the university.
00:09:26We started to do a show in the morning.
00:09:29Do you see our show any day?
00:09:31No, I can't come in the morning.
00:09:34I have a job.
00:09:36By the way, I just wanted to say thank you.
00:09:40Gul.
00:09:49Umar Moghiz.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:10:01Umar Moghiz.
00:10:02What are you doing here?
00:10:04Umar Moghiz's name.
00:10:06And my friend is Shayan.
00:10:08Yes, I know.
00:10:11I know.
00:10:12Have you seen it?
00:10:13How am I so famous at this university?
00:10:16Are you going to choose?
00:10:18No, thank you.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:21Uh, listen.
00:10:23Do you see stand-up shows?
00:10:26From a shock.
00:10:28Great.
00:10:29So, come and see our show every day and advise us how to improve it.
00:10:35Umar Moghiz.
00:10:36I'm not a power power power.
00:10:38Just the sound of a person who doesn't come out.
00:10:41You'll give advice.
00:10:42What happened to you, Shayan?
00:10:44Why are you insulting her?
00:10:48You're talking like that.
00:10:50It's okay.
00:10:51Shut down.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:56What happened to you?
00:10:57What happened to me?
00:10:58What happened to me?
00:10:59This university is a joke.
00:11:01If I was a kid, what happened to me?
00:11:03What happened?
00:11:04You're not a kid.
00:11:05What happened to me?
00:11:06Why would you put the burdens on your head?
00:11:07I just thought...
00:11:08I was thinking...
00:11:09Wait!
00:11:10I left the help from me.
00:11:11In the house.
00:11:12Seriously?
00:11:14Why would you stop by turning the head off?
00:11:17Well..
00:11:18I am thinking.
00:11:19I'm thinking.
00:11:20I will leave you.
00:11:21I am just thinking.
00:11:22I will leave the work.
00:11:25Seriously?
00:11:26My neck will be broken by you.
00:11:30I will turn your head off.
00:11:32You're the only one of them.
00:11:34You're the only one of them.
00:11:36You're the only one of them.
00:11:38I don't know how many of them have made you.
00:11:40I know.
00:11:42I'm going to keep my community.
00:11:44I'm going to die one day.
00:11:46You're right.
00:11:50Actually, you're my mother.
00:11:54We live in a life of one another.
00:11:57And then we die one day.
00:12:00I'm the only one of them.
00:12:02You're crazy.
00:12:04Why don't you do any job?
00:12:08She's not going to die.
00:12:10I'm not going to die.
00:12:12I'm just going to die.
00:12:14So you're going to do any job?
00:12:16You're going to do your mother?
00:12:18She's only going to enjoy her daughter's daughter.
00:12:20She's not going to enjoy her daughter's daughter.
00:12:24What's the problem?
00:12:26I'm going to die.
00:12:28I'm going to die.
00:12:30What's the problem?
00:12:32I'm not going to die.
00:12:34They're not going to die.
00:12:36Correct.
00:12:38Correct.
00:12:40It's your fault, my mother.
00:12:43So, I know today.
00:12:46Welcome to the life, bro.
00:12:53So, you really want to do a real marriage with Maryam?
00:12:57Yes.
00:12:59You want to send her to her home?
00:13:03So, I go too?
00:13:06My son, you are a girl.
00:13:08It's the same thing.
00:13:10You want to be a brother to eat her home?
00:13:13Maryam?
00:13:14Maryam?
00:13:15What is this?
00:13:17She also eats my home home?
00:13:19I've never been trying to get a good relationship with her.
00:13:23Where is she?
00:13:25Why do you want to be in a job?
00:13:28It's like that, brother.
00:13:34How?
00:13:35It's not that much.
00:13:37But brothers, it should be like that.
00:13:41He will get a pain.
00:13:44He will get a pain.
00:13:46It's not a thing that he is getting a pain.
00:13:50And I'm sitting at home.
00:13:51I'm sitting at home.
00:13:52I'm sitting at home.
00:13:53Tell me, where did I get a pain?
00:13:55It's getting a pain.
00:13:57But I'll tell you.
00:13:59I'm not going to tell you.
00:14:01You understand me like that?
00:14:04You understand me.
00:14:06You understand me.
00:14:08But Maryam will not do this again.
00:14:11And I'll tell you this the last time.
00:14:14You understand?
00:14:15Why not do this again?
00:14:17You hear my story.
00:14:19I'll tell you.
00:14:20I'll tell you.
00:14:21I'll tell you.
00:14:22Or I'll take a pain.
00:14:23Or I'll take a pain?
00:14:24You hear my pain?
00:14:25I'll take a pain.
00:14:26I'll take a pain.
00:14:27It's too much pain.
00:14:28It's too much pain.
00:14:29It's too much pain.
00:14:30It's too much pain.
00:14:31It's a lot of pain, so it's a lot of time.
00:14:37You will try again.
00:14:44Come on, Ramsha.
00:14:46Come on, God.
00:14:47It's a long time for you.
00:14:48I'm coming, Mom.
00:14:49I'm coming.
00:14:50I'm coming.
00:14:51Come on.
00:14:52Come on.
00:14:53Come on.
00:14:54Come on.
00:14:55Come on.
00:14:56Come on.
00:14:57Mom, please forgive me.
00:14:59I'm coming.
00:15:00I told you to start going to the house.
00:15:03You know, all of them are going to the house.
00:15:06You will go after the wedding.
00:15:08You will also wear the house.
00:15:10I'm telling you.
00:15:11I'm not hearing you.
00:15:12I'm not telling you.
00:15:13I'll tell you how many jokes about it.
00:15:15Tell me.
00:15:16You've just told me that I'm going to the house to the house.
00:15:21What do I do?
00:15:22I'm telling you.
00:15:23So they say they can't put their daughter's house.
00:15:25But it's wrong.
00:15:28They are fighting from her.
00:15:30And their anger.
00:15:32You've never told me that.
00:15:34They are going to the house.
00:15:35They are going to the house.
00:15:36Come on.
00:15:37Come on.
00:15:38Come on.
00:15:39Come on, son.
00:15:40Come on.
00:15:41Come on.
00:15:42Peace.
00:15:43Peace.
00:15:44Peace.
00:15:49First of all, a helmet.
00:15:51If I'm falling, then...
00:15:53Nothing will happen.
00:15:54Brother, I'm falling, so I'm going to fall.
00:15:57Then I'm going to fall.
00:15:59Nothing will happen, brother.
00:16:01I'm not going to play, just sit and sit.
00:16:03Brother, what will happen to me?
00:16:05I'm not going to play.
00:16:07I'm going to play, just sit and sit and sit.
00:16:10Just balance it.
00:16:12It's...
00:16:14Balance?
00:16:15When I make rice in my house,
00:16:17I balance balance the balance.
00:16:19It's just like that.
00:16:21Okay?
00:16:22Let's try it.
00:16:23Okay, good.
00:16:24Balance, the balance.
00:16:26Very good.
00:16:27Perfect.
00:16:29Now, I'll push the handle back.
00:16:32You just have to put the handle straight.
00:16:34Okay?
00:16:35Okay.
00:16:36Okay.
00:16:37Good.
00:16:38Ready?
00:16:39One, two, three.
00:16:43Yes, let's go.
00:16:44I'm going to tell you my husband.
00:16:49I'll break your handle if you have to try to run the bike.
00:16:54Do you understand?
00:16:56I've said, I'll break my handle.
00:16:58I'll break my handle.
00:17:00What are you doing?
00:17:02What do you want to say?
00:17:04What do you want to say to me?
00:17:06Where are you going?
00:17:07Stop.
00:17:08My thing hasn't been finished.
00:17:10I don't understand you're a girl.
00:17:13You're a girl.
00:17:14If you go on the bike,
00:17:16if you go on the bike,
00:17:17you'll get a chance,
00:17:18you'll get a chance,
00:17:19you'll get a chance,
00:17:20you'll get a chance.
00:17:21I'll break my ankle's feet with your hands.
00:17:25There are people who need to shut away,
00:17:26are you going for regret,
00:17:27and shit goes against me Hof.
00:17:29And toiintay,
00:17:30that's myachten,
00:17:31you're a teen compat trabalhar,
00:17:33all my girlfriend
00:17:34with my sister signs.
00:17:35Even my daughter signs.
00:17:36Don't do it.
00:17:37Why does my sister have any questions?
00:17:38Mrs. Ramean?
00:17:39Put some friends in our elevated cima.
00:17:41Ya know you've set my parents back home.
00:17:42Then took them back home.
00:17:43Put them back home.
00:17:44Yes,
00:17:45I'll,
00:17:45and break them back all my stuff.
00:17:47And put them apart by same for myself.
00:17:48It's a joke.
00:17:50Why?
00:17:52If you don't have a joke, it's a joke.
00:17:58This was a joke.
00:18:00You're doing comedy. You're trying to laugh.
00:18:03Why do you think these are boys?
00:18:06Tarzan's children are not.
00:18:08Mother, I'm not a Tarzan's child.
00:18:12Omar?
00:18:14Mother,
00:18:16you're doing their life and control.
00:18:20Nothing will happen.
00:18:22You're complaining about it.
00:18:24There are so many girls' lives.
00:18:28If there's an emergency,
00:18:30you can't do it.
00:18:32Don't do it.
00:18:34It's not a job to do women.
00:18:36Your life will go on itself.
00:18:40Will you clean them?
00:18:44Mother, you're talking about what kind of brother?
00:18:48You're talking about your children.
00:18:50You're talking about your children.
00:18:52You're talking about your children.
00:18:54I'm preparing for the children.
00:18:56I'm preparing for their children.
00:18:58You're telling me you're sending you to the sun.
00:19:00I'm not going to the sun.
00:19:02I'm not going to the sun.
00:19:04What are you doing?
00:19:06Mother,
00:19:10I'm going to the sun.
00:19:12That's quite the time.
00:19:14Your job is not going to the sun.
00:19:16Your job is not going to the sun.
00:19:18Your job is also going to the sun.
00:19:20Your job is done.
00:19:23And you?
00:19:25I will just call you your friend.
00:19:28I will call you your friend.
00:19:30I will call you my friend.
00:19:32I will call you my daughter.
00:19:53I will leave the university again.
00:19:55You will teach me the bike.
00:19:57Thank you, Rana.
00:20:02Now, over all of you.
00:20:07Please.
00:20:29It's not easy to create a body.
00:20:31It's an art.
00:20:33And this artist is only in the trial room.
00:20:35Where, not the clothes,
00:20:37the trials are going on.
00:20:39Because these guys,
00:20:41it's not easy to create a body.
00:20:43It's an art.
00:20:45And this artist is only in the trial room.
00:20:48Where, not the clothes,
00:20:50the trials are going on.
00:20:56Because these guys are obsessed with gymming.
00:20:58Some boys come to gym one day,
00:21:00and you start to understand yourself.
00:21:03After putting 10 push-ups,
00:21:05holding hands on the ceiling,
00:21:07standing on the ceiling,
00:21:09holding hands on the ceiling.
00:21:39as the people.
00:21:54Hello.
00:21:56How did it feel to be doing this show?
00:21:58And how did the act of Shayanjavan?
00:22:09I'll go to the stage.
00:22:15Umar?
00:22:16You?
00:22:17Yes.
00:22:18I'll do stand-up.
00:22:19Do you know what to do?
00:22:22Yes.
00:22:23What do you want to do to participate?
00:22:27Umar wants to go to the stage.
00:22:30Do you want to talk?
00:22:32Of course.
00:22:33The idea was mine, right?
00:22:35Yes, but...
00:22:39Your advice is an excellent question.
00:22:45Who is my brother?
00:22:46No.
00:22:47Body-builder,
00:22:49Shayan.
00:22:54You are the only one who you are,
00:22:58You are the only one who you love,
00:23:00I am a man,
00:23:01You are the only one who you love,
00:23:03Oh-oh-oh-oh!
00:23:04Eight of light.
00:23:05Listen.
00:23:06It's a matter of love. Listen to love.
00:23:10She's mine.
00:23:12She's far away from her.
00:23:14I'll give her away.
00:23:16Before she's leaving, I'll never think of it again.
00:23:20I'll give her away.
00:23:22It's a matter of love.
00:23:24But she's not bad.
00:23:26She's not my type of love.
00:23:28She's not my type of love.
00:23:30She's not my type of love.
00:23:32She's always a good idea.
00:23:34She's not my type.
00:23:36She's not my type of love.
00:23:38She's not my type.
00:23:40I'm not my type.
00:23:42She's not my type.
00:23:44You're a good idea.
00:23:46So what do you want to make a marriage?
00:23:48What do you want to make a marriage with Arman?
00:23:54I'll tell you something.
00:23:59I like Arman.
00:24:03Yes.
00:24:04She's not a broad-minded and progressive.
00:24:10But she looks good.
00:24:13But her family...
00:24:18What do you want to make a marriage with Arman?
00:24:20What do you want to make a marriage with Arman?
00:24:22I'll share a good news.
00:24:26I'll record a life with Arman.
00:24:36I'm going to do stand-up.
00:24:41Stand-up comedy?
00:24:46What do you say? What do you do?
00:24:48Uh, stand-up comedy.
00:24:52What's that?
00:24:54It's a new profession today.
00:24:56Many people are doing it.
00:24:58But what do they do? What do they do?
00:25:00Umar will listen to people in front of Mike.
00:25:03Like Anwar Maksud, Umar Sharif, Bushra Ansari, Dildar Parwes Bhatti.
00:25:10So, what do you want to go to the TV?
00:25:12Yes, if you get a chance.
00:25:16You don't have to do anything wrong.
00:25:18Give it to me.
00:25:20How much fun you do.
00:25:22How much fun you do.
00:25:24How much fun you do.
00:25:25What will happen to you?
00:25:28Aargh, you have a big company.
00:25:31How many people have?
00:25:32The people who have to say something, they will do it.
00:25:35Umar, you don't have to do it.
00:25:37You can't do anything to my brother.
00:25:39You want to make money for my brother.
00:25:40Wait, what are you doing?
00:25:42If you're doing anything, you don't do anything.
00:25:44What would you need to do to become a servant?
00:25:45What is it?
00:25:46Umar, you don't have to say it.
00:25:47Tell me, all the people I've named, they're all artists.
00:25:51The world is doing their work.
00:25:53Yes, and if you can see them, people are looking at me.
00:25:58They want to ask a photograph.
00:26:01They want selfies.
00:26:03It's art.
00:26:05Just do it with me.
00:26:07With this world.
00:26:11Yes.
00:26:13What do you need to do that?
00:26:18Don't forget that it was her idea.
00:26:21And that's why you're doing stand-up shows in the university.
00:26:25And don't do that.
00:26:27This is what I know very well.
00:26:29You put all the acts on YouTube and copy them.
00:26:31What?
00:26:32Do you think my jokes are original?
00:26:35If it's original, it will be original, right?
00:26:37You're doing that because of that.
00:26:39You're doing my insult.
00:26:41I'm doing your insult daily.
00:26:43I'm feeling you.
00:26:45Don't say it.
00:26:47What is that?
00:26:49That's why you're taking his side.
00:26:55There's something in it.
00:26:56I don't understand.
00:26:57Oh, come on.
00:26:59The whole university is making fun.
00:27:01He doesn't say it in class.
00:27:03He doesn't have any friends.
00:27:05He doesn't have professional skills.
00:27:07He doesn't have any friends.
00:27:09And you're thinking about taking your show?
00:27:11You're sitting there.
00:27:13Whatever.
00:27:15He will perform in the next show.
00:27:17I trust you.
00:27:19I trust you.
00:27:27Hey!
00:27:28Hey!
00:27:29Hey!
00:27:30Hey!
00:27:31Hey!
00:27:36Hello.
00:27:37Hello.
00:27:38Hello.
00:27:44Hello.
00:27:45My name is Omar Moghiz.
00:27:48We don't have to fill in the blanks.
00:27:53The name is not my start.
00:27:54This is my start.
00:27:56As you can see, the tube lights are going up and up and up, my jokes will come up and up and up.
00:28:14You know, everyone knows that in my life, people have had a lot of fun.
00:28:23But the one who has fallen, the one who has been left, the one who has been left, the one who has been left.
00:28:36There are many benefits of being a man.
00:28:39There are many benefits of being a man.
00:28:42Like a man who can't sing a man.
00:28:46This is a loss.
00:28:52Let's move on to my last joke.
00:28:57I forgot the joke.
00:29:01This is also an advantage of a comedian.
00:29:03If I forgot the joke, I can say that it's buffering.
00:29:22How do you feel?
00:29:23Do you know the truth?
00:29:24Yes.
00:29:25Very good.
00:29:26Wow!
00:29:27Umar, you did a great job.
00:29:28Wow!
00:29:29People have become a fan.
00:29:30I'm so happy for you.
00:29:31We won't spend much time.
00:29:32Wow!
00:29:33How do you feel?
00:29:34Do you know the truth?
00:29:35Yes.
00:29:36Very good.
00:29:38Wow!
00:29:39Umar, you did a great job.
00:29:44Wow!
00:29:45People have become a fan.
00:29:47I'm so happy for you.
00:29:50We won't spend much time.
00:29:52We're going to get out.
00:29:55You have a lot of jokes.
00:29:57It's a real deal.
00:29:58You're sitting on stage and you're doing decent jokes.
00:30:00Oh,
00:30:01jokes are decent,
00:30:03but
00:30:04the same kind of jokes happen.
00:30:06right?
00:30:07Yes.
00:30:08That's right.
00:30:09Do you know that?
00:30:13You're doing very good jokes.
00:30:16You can also build your profession.
00:30:20I don't know.
00:30:21I think that we should make jokes in other jokes.
00:30:26Yes, that's the thing.
00:30:30People often do roasting in stand-up comedy,
00:30:34and when someone is a friend,
00:30:36then they start asking them to ask them.
00:30:39I love it.
00:30:43What?
00:30:45Roasting.
00:30:47What should I do with another?
00:30:49You know, you are very young.
00:30:52In such a few words,
00:30:54there is no doubt about it.
00:30:56Now,
00:30:58this is an advantage.
00:31:01That's what I'm saying.
00:31:10I have to talk with you.
00:31:19What are you talking about?
00:31:21Do it.
00:31:22I don't have to talk alone.
00:31:34What happened to you?
00:31:36What happened to me?
00:31:38You are giving her more attention.
00:31:40You gave her a standing ovation before,
00:31:42but you were standing behind.
00:31:44Slow down.
00:31:46Tell me,
00:31:48what was the only joke of her?
00:31:51Do you remember?
00:31:54Once again,
00:31:56I've given you a standing ovation.
00:31:58You're not standing.
00:31:59You're famous.
00:32:00And now,
00:32:01you're going to be mad.
00:32:02You're drunk.
00:32:03You're drunk.
00:32:04You're drunk.
00:32:05And there were any jokes that were made in a few numbers.
00:32:07No.
00:32:08No.
00:32:09No.
00:32:10Until I'm going to listen to you,
00:32:11After listening to Umar's jokes, I realized that the real comedy is what is happening.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:16So after one performance, it was so great.
00:32:20It doesn't happen to be great, Shayyan.
00:32:22The thing is that it's very simple and pure.
00:32:25And the other thing.
00:32:27You don't have to hate it.
00:32:29It's not that it's roasting others.
00:32:32It's just a shame and a shame.
00:32:35And this is a great thing.
00:32:37I'm impressed with this.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:41It's okay.
00:32:43I'm impressed.
00:32:45So what?
00:32:46What is it?
00:32:47Go to your house, relax and relax.
00:32:50You don't have to worry about it.
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:53Let's finish it.
00:32:55Let's talk about this in the car.
00:32:57Oh.
00:32:59Sorry.
00:33:00I'm dropping my age first.
00:33:04You're going to drop it to your house.
00:33:08Second one.
00:33:10In my face, no bad words.
00:33:15Don't blame me, man.
00:33:16You're a human being.
00:33:18If you're a haklah, you're not a happy person.
00:33:21And if you're not, you're a human being.
00:33:24Do you understand?
00:33:26And yes.
00:33:27You're a human being.
00:33:28And yes.
00:33:39I knew that you're sitting here.
00:33:42Why are you suffering from doing this?
00:33:43I didn't mean to hurt someone.
00:33:44I dont hurt anyone.
00:33:45I did not hurt anyone.
00:33:49It doesn't hurt me.
00:33:51I didn't hurt anyone.
00:33:55I didn't feel like that.
00:33:59You know what?
00:34:01I'm jealous of you.
00:34:05It's not like that.
00:34:06Okay?
00:34:08So, what is this?
00:34:10Actually, you...
00:34:13I mean, you...
00:34:14I'm...
00:34:17I'm very...
00:34:19beautiful.
00:34:23Okay?
00:34:24You're making a line.
00:34:28No, I'm making a line.
00:34:33And what does this mean?
00:34:35What does this mean?
00:34:37It means that...
00:34:39I have my little daughter on the right shoulder...
00:34:41and on the left shoulder...
00:34:43my big daughter.
00:34:44And...
00:34:45my mother is sitting here.
00:34:48Okay.
00:34:52Why are you telling me so bad about your mother and sisters?
00:34:58Are you giving me a treat of ice cream?
00:35:02Yes.
00:35:05Of course, Umar.
00:35:06We are friends.
00:35:07Now...
00:35:08let's go.
00:35:09Let's go.
00:35:10Let's go.
00:35:11Let's go.
00:35:12Let's go.
00:35:13I'll buy a clout.
00:35:16So, what do you want to say?
00:35:17Is it very valuable to your hands?
00:35:22I want to say that...
00:35:24we are only friends.
00:35:32Of course, Umar.
00:35:33We are friends.
00:35:34Now, let's go.
00:35:36Let's get one more time.
00:35:55Are you okay?
00:35:57Yes.
00:35:59Let's go.
00:36:01Yes.
00:36:04Let's go.
00:36:08Oh, my child.
00:36:10I knew that you were working.
00:36:14But how did you tell us?
00:36:17We saw your show live on YouTube.
00:36:21But you were always...
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:24You were scared.
00:36:25And you were listening to me.
00:36:28But son,
00:36:30she was my mother.
00:36:32I love you.
00:36:34I love you.
00:36:36I love you.
00:36:38I love you.
00:36:40I love you.
00:36:42I love you.
00:36:44I love you.
00:36:46I love you.
00:36:48I love you.
00:36:50I love you.
00:36:52I love you.
00:36:54I love you.
00:36:56I love you.
00:36:58I love you.
00:36:59I love you.
00:37:00I love you.
00:37:02I love you.
00:37:04I love you.
00:37:06I love you.
00:37:08I love you.
00:37:09I love you.
00:37:10I love you.
00:37:11I love you.
00:37:12I love you.
00:37:14I love you.
00:37:15I love you.
00:37:16I love you.
00:37:18I love you.
00:37:26I love you.
00:37:28But maybe that should not happen.
00:37:33After being a stand-up comedian, I should never do that.
00:37:38Because that shock happened, that should never happen.
00:37:58Hi.
00:38:15Hi.
00:38:17Here.
00:38:19Why did you meet me alone?
00:38:22Look at this.
00:38:24Your likes and reviews on YouTube.
00:38:27But someone has also made a fan page on your Facebook.
00:38:32It's good, right?
00:38:34My friend wants to give you an interview for your magazine.
00:38:38So, tell her.
00:38:42I...
00:38:44...to talk to girls.
00:38:48Remember?
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00:45:41you got a standing ovation of 12 minutes.
00:45:45Yes, it's okay.
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:52Do you meet with your mother and daughter?
00:45:55She's a dark comedy of my life.
00:45:59If she's met with her, she'll have to laugh at me.
00:46:03You're so crazy.
00:46:05You're going to die every time.
00:46:08Let's go, brother.
00:46:09If you don't want to tell anything, don't tell anything.
00:46:11Don't do it too, insist.
00:46:13Okay?
00:46:27Huckle?
00:46:29I was taking you a little bit,
00:46:31but you have become a head of the head.
00:46:34Your sense of humor is in the last stage.
00:46:40Take the emergency ward.
00:46:43In the emergency ward, you will reach the map.
00:46:45But you will not be able to kiss you,
00:46:48and not be able to kiss you.
00:46:54Why did you come here?
00:46:56I have come here.
00:46:58So give it.
00:47:00And go.
00:47:02Don't forget to meet you.
00:47:04She's my head.
00:47:06But she's not.
00:47:08She knows.
00:47:10I know.
00:47:12And now you understand this too.
00:47:14She's only my head.
00:47:16She's from her head.
00:47:18She's from her head.
00:47:20If I look to her head,
00:47:22then...
00:47:24you understand?
00:47:26You understand it, right?
00:47:36Slowly across the floorboards,
00:47:38as...
00:47:40Umar?
00:47:41Yes.
00:47:42Umar, son.
00:47:43Umar, son.
00:47:44You've come here.
00:47:49Why?
00:47:50You don't know,
00:47:51but...
00:47:52you don't want to do anything,
00:47:53but don't do anything with him.
00:47:56And if you say something,
00:47:57you can't do anything,
00:47:58you can't do anything.
00:48:03You go.
00:48:04I'll come.
00:48:05I'll come.
00:48:06I'll come.
00:48:07I'll come.
00:48:13More and more.
00:48:14Three months have you.
00:48:18Either you leave your home,
00:48:20or give me your money.
00:48:28Brother,
00:48:29I'll come.
00:48:30I'll come.
00:48:31I'll come.
00:48:32I'll come.
00:48:33What do I know?
00:48:34This house has made my father.
00:48:36I believe that your husband
00:48:39is my brother's brother.
00:48:41But it's mine too.
00:48:42After that,
00:48:43after that,
00:48:44I told you to leave this house
00:48:45as well as I told you
00:48:46to leave this house,
00:48:48or to leave it.
00:48:50I told you to leave it.
00:48:52But now your son
00:48:54is a young man.
00:48:56You have to leave it.
00:48:57You're not a bad man.
00:48:59You're not a bad man.
00:49:03You just need me.
00:49:05I need my body.
00:49:09Where are you from?
00:49:10Where are you from?
00:49:11Where's your husband?
00:49:12You're here.
00:49:13You're here.
00:49:14You're here.
00:49:15What are you doing?
00:49:16You're here.
00:49:17What's your mind?
00:49:18What's your mind?
00:49:19I don't think there's anything else.
00:49:21I'll go with you again.
00:49:23I'll call him.
00:49:24I'll call him.
00:49:25You'll call him.
00:49:26Where are you from?
00:49:27Why don't you come?
00:49:28Come on.
00:49:29Come on.
00:49:30Come on.
00:49:31I'll walk with you.
00:49:32It's been an operation.
00:50:02The world is so good.
00:50:05The person who has a smile on the face of the face is so good.
00:50:11But the person who has a smile on the face of the face of the face is not the face of the face.
00:50:16If a person is aware of their own life,
00:50:22people keep their eyes on the face of the face.
00:50:25My family…
00:50:30I'm .
00:50:50We did not forget it, baby.
00:50:53It is very difficult for us to visit a way.
00:50:55and then you, Maryam, Ramshah, all will be seated in your hands.
00:51:08Inshallah.
00:51:10Amir, you're not afraid of me.
00:51:24No, my child, I'm not afraid of you.
00:51:29How can I be afraid of you?
00:51:31You are my love.
00:51:34I'm so sorry, the traffic was so late.
00:51:53It's okay.
00:51:58Where are you, Umar, so many days?
00:52:01You're not attending calls, you're not attending shows.
00:52:04You don't know if there's such a gap, people will go away.
00:52:08I'm thinking that I'm going to leave this stand-up and do something else.
00:52:17What do you mean, Umar?
00:52:19You're not giving up so easily.
00:52:22What's the matter?
00:52:24Tell me.
00:52:25What do I tell you?
00:52:27It's all happened.
00:52:30What happened?
00:52:32Tell me.
00:52:33What do you mean?
00:52:35What's your problem?
00:52:36Your problem is mine.
00:52:38It's mine.
00:52:39I'll do it, Solve.
00:52:40Why are you coming in front of me?
00:52:42Pagal.
00:52:43Pagal.
00:52:44Buddha.
00:52:45You don't understand why I'm coming in front of you.
00:52:49You look good.
00:52:51I want to live with you.
00:52:55Now, you're crossing the line.
00:52:57How long have you crossed the line?
00:52:59You were waiting for me.
00:53:00But I'm just kidding.
00:53:02I'm just kidding.
00:53:03I love you.
00:53:04I love you.
00:53:05I love you.
00:53:06You love me.
00:53:07You love me.
00:53:08You love me.
00:53:09I love you.
00:53:10I love you.
00:53:12I can't afford it.
00:53:14I can't afford it.
00:53:15And you both touch the same side.
00:53:17Look, Umar.
00:53:21I know you're very vulnerable.
00:53:23But I'll wait for you.
00:53:25You'll wait.
00:53:27You'll have to wait for you.
00:53:29I'll be lying to you.
00:53:32I can't do it.
00:53:34Please, Umar, don't say anything like that.
00:53:38I don't believe that the love of the chakras, I don't believe.
00:53:42You know, I have sympathy with you with me?
00:53:45I have to eat you with me?
00:53:47No.
00:53:48There's nothing to do with love.
00:53:50Umar, there's nothing to do with me. Listen to me.
00:53:53Hello, Umar also came.
00:54:08My son, I was waiting for something to talk to me.
00:54:12But I said to him that I have retired.
00:54:16Now, I have a life in charge of this house.
00:54:19So, you talk about it. I'll make my chakras.
00:54:33Abbo has wronged you with me, Umar.
00:54:39Have you told Abbo about it or not?
00:54:42Have you been here?
00:54:44I have been here.
00:54:46Go.
00:54:47Go.
00:54:48Go, go, go and give me my chakras.
00:54:53And the next time, I'll come here.
00:54:56I'll come here.
00:54:57I'll come here.
00:54:58I'll come here.
00:54:59I'll come here.
00:55:00Go.
00:55:01Go.
00:55:02Good.
00:55:03Go.
00:55:04Go, go.
00:55:05Go, go.
00:55:06Okay.
00:55:07Go, go, go.
00:55:08It depends.
00:55:09Go.
00:55:10Go.
00:55:11Go.
00:55:12Go.
00:55:13Go.
00:55:14Now, it's not the end of the day.
00:56:02Please, I called for you.
00:56:04No harm to you.
00:56:05Why won't you do that?
00:56:07I really love you.
00:56:09I don't have copyright.
00:56:11How much will you wait for me?
00:56:13How much will you wait for 2 years, 4 years, 10 years?
00:56:16I'm ready for waiting for you.
00:56:18Go, you get married.
00:56:21Whatever your heart wants.
00:56:23That's what you do when you do everything.
00:56:26Just kill your love.
00:56:28If you don't want to do it, you don't want to do it.
00:56:29And if you don't want to do it, you don't want to do it again.
00:56:32Whatever you want to do, you don't want to do it again.
00:56:38And I don't want to do it again.
00:56:43I don't want to do it again.
00:56:47I don't want to do it again.
00:56:51Umar, I've been listening to you Good News.
00:56:54I've been listening to you Good News.
00:56:56I've been listening to you Good News.
00:56:59What are the Good News?
00:57:01I've got a job.
00:57:03Really?
00:57:04Yes.
00:57:05You'll be full of my mother's community.
00:57:10I don't want to do it again.
00:57:12And when I'm late, I have to give a loan.
00:57:16I'll give it again.
00:57:17But I'll give it back to my interest.
00:57:18I'm sorry.
00:57:20Okay, I'll ask you one thing.
00:57:23Can you tell me the truth?
00:57:24No.
00:57:26What's your name, Oscar?
00:57:28Come on, man.
00:57:30Tell me, my big sister.
00:57:34Good.
00:57:35I'll give it back.
00:57:37I'll give it back.
00:57:38I'll give it back.
00:57:39One thing I'll give it back.
00:57:40helping me ask you soon I'll give it back.
00:57:43No.
00:57:44That's the reason you guys have recommended that.
00:57:48Interesting.
00:57:50Perfect.
00:57:52and beautiful too.
00:57:57In fact, I feel like I see this beautiful thing just to make it beautiful.
00:58:07The joy that I see and see, I don't find anything else.
00:58:13I think I'll be able to get the same way.
00:58:22I think I'll just say that I'll just say it.
00:58:27But I'll just say that I'll just say it.
00:58:33I'm probably not a better person in his life,
00:58:38but I'm a doubt.
00:58:41When I hear my name, I will say that it is the most different than my name.
00:58:55But when I was in my life, I was in my life.
00:59:05Omar, you left a house.
00:59:08It's very funny.
00:59:14What's the biggest strength of a Huckle comedian?
00:59:20It's his...
00:59:23Suspense.
00:59:27They say that...
00:59:29It's very funny.
00:59:32But...
00:59:34A Huckle...
00:59:36It's very funny.
00:59:38Because...
00:59:40It's very funny.
00:59:44Our news channel should be Huckle.
00:59:49So...
00:59:51So...
00:59:53Our politicians should only be Huckle.
00:59:57Your friends should be in America.
00:59:59That they must make them look like a woman.
01:00:02So...
01:00:04... and the government will be with them.
01:00:10So...
01:00:12... and the government...
01:00:14... and the government will move around.
01:00:16As our customers work out of the house.
01:00:19So, my joke will come right away.
01:00:22And the government will also move,
01:00:23We will come.
01:00:31Yes, tell me, why did you call me?
01:00:33What is happening between you and Sakle and Sakle?
01:00:36It's not happening.
01:00:39What is happening between us?
01:00:41The whole university has started gossiping.
01:00:45I don't know what's wrong, Shayyan.
01:00:47I don't know what's wrong.
01:00:50Why, brother? Why do you know what's wrong?
01:00:52Who are you?
01:00:54Yeah, you're like you're going to behave with me.
01:00:59Come on.
01:01:01I'm going to sit straight away with you.
01:01:03Listen to me, Shayyan.
01:01:05If you told me about Sakle,
01:01:07or you told me to tell me,
01:01:08then I'll tell you to tell my mom and dad about all the time.
01:01:12I don't need to tell you about my house, baby.
01:01:15Mom and dad are going to meet me.
01:01:17Yes, it's a surprise.
01:01:21Our date is fixed.
01:01:22I don't want to tell you about your mom and dad.
01:01:26I don't want to tell you about your mom and dad.
01:01:29I don't want to tell you about your mom and dad.
01:01:30I don't want to tell you about your mom and dad.
01:01:33I don't want to tell you about your mom.
01:01:34So naturally, our wedding scene is full-time on.
01:01:37Shayan, I'll tell you again once again
01:01:39to stop your mother and father's mother
01:01:41because tomorrow, I don't want to insult them.
01:01:44Invite?
01:01:46You're doing this because of her.
01:01:49I don't want to talk to you.
01:01:51You're never seeing your face.
01:01:53And your wedding?
01:01:54I won't do a wedding at any rate.
01:02:05So, today's act is only four jokes.
01:02:09But I'll think I'll do a whole time.
01:02:13Just do it, man.
01:02:15It's late.
01:02:16You know, it's early morning.
01:02:18Shabir, don't worry about it.
01:02:20You know, I'll rehearse before every act.
01:02:23Let's go to the house.
01:02:25I'll call it the auditorium.
01:02:27It's fine, right?
01:02:34I rose to the house.
01:02:36I play ring and rond-ruzione.
01:02:40So.
01:02:41You know what?
01:02:43You know, it's clear.
01:02:44So, if you know more aерхabod ainsi,
01:02:48you'll have your own territory,
01:02:51you'll have your own territory.
01:02:52You could go to the house ofhos
01:02:55and you'll see what happens to you as a
01:03:01I love you.
01:03:31Now the journey of my love is the only way I am
01:03:39My life is my life
01:03:43I am the only one who is the only one who is the only one
01:03:49I am the only one who is the only one who is the only one
01:03:54You are my own way
01:03:59My heart is this love
01:04:05I will hear you all
01:04:11We are your own way
01:04:16We are your own way
01:08:35Good night.
01:08:39How was the day of peace?
01:08:42Ramshah Adman took his bike to his house.
01:08:49Oh, no!
01:08:52Good night.
01:08:55Gull
01:09:04You feel so much love me
01:09:10And you feel so much love
01:09:13And you feel so much love
01:09:15Why do you know?
01:09:17Because you love me
01:09:20Because you love me
01:09:22And you feel so much love
01:09:24And you feel so much love
01:09:26If I'm wondering
01:09:27So you will be doing this
01:09:28Or you will be doing this
01:09:30So you will be doing this
01:09:31Tell me
01:09:32When I'm going to ask you to meet my mother
01:09:34When I'm going to ask you to meet my mother
01:09:36I...
01:09:37I...
01:09:38I...
01:09:39I...
01:09:41I want to...
01:09:42I want to get married
01:09:43My mother's married
01:09:46What have you done?
01:09:47Our marriage will be still
01:09:49It means that you are all
01:09:52We are not single.
01:09:55No matter what, we will put it on the car on both sides.
01:10:00So Gul, you prepare for the welcome of Bharat's welcome.
01:10:08Pagan.
01:10:09Thank you, thank you.
01:10:21I'll give you a disclaimer first to listen to my jokes.
01:10:26There will be more jokes in my jokes and pauses.
01:10:32I'll give you a coffee break, tea break, a bathroom break.
01:10:45Because when you come back, the joke will be the same.
01:10:51If you all know, a comedian is not a star.
01:11:04It's a star.
01:11:08I'll give you a shout.
01:11:23Now, let's take a second.
01:11:29The Hukla is not the one who is condemning.
01:11:35The Hukla is the one who is afraid to see.
01:11:42Who is concerned about WHO is complete to live.
01:11:48Who doesn't have a right to live in my world.
01:11:53That's me signing off now, Umar Moghiz and I'm a stutterer.
01:12:25I just want to say one thing.
01:12:30Gul?
01:12:36Nothing.
01:12:38Nothing.
01:12:40Talk.
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