Lolita (1997)

A man weds his landlady so that he can take advantage of her daughter. Will he succeed?

Transcript

00:00I was once a, that I was once a, um, uh, that I was once a cook in the North Pole.

00:06A cook?

00:06Well, not exactly a cook.

00:08I opened a few cans.

00:10It was a weather expedition.

00:11And I shot a polar bear.

00:12No.

00:13Well, I didn't hit it.

00:14Well, why'd you shoot a polar bear?

00:15That's a lousy thing to do.

00:17Because I found it with its face, listen to this, in the ice cream mixer.

00:23And I couldn't possibly do that part because we lived off ice cream.

00:26You were out of your gourd, hubby.

00:31Will you stop fidgeting with the dog?

00:34And now we all think that Lowe should go to bed.

00:36What do you mean, we, pale face?

00:38So anyway, as I was saying, there I was, with my white polar bear gun, to blend in, you know?

00:43It's me!

00:46Woo!

00:47Hello?

00:47I hope you forgive her bad manners.

00:50Now what?

00:51I'm going to walk into my modern dance creation!

00:56Dolores Hayes, turn that music down!

00:59Dolores Hayes, turn that music down!