Step into a strange flower shop where beauty hides a deadly secret. "Midnight Bloom of Terror" tells the bizarre story of a timid florist's assistant who discovers a mysterious plant with a taste for blood. As the plant grows, so does its appetite — leading to chaos, fear, and dark comedy in the heart of the city. This cult classic from 1960 is a brilliant mix of horror and satire that still captivates audiences to this day.
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00:00:00My name is Sergeant Joe Fink, working the 24-hour shift out of Homicide.
00:00:07And this is my workshop.
00:00:09The part of town that everybody knows about, but that nobody wants to see.
00:00:13But the tragedies are deeper, the ecstasies wilder, and the crime rate consistently higher than anywhere else.
00:00:18Skid Row. My Deep.
00:00:30The End
00:00:39The End
00:01:13The most terrifying period in the history of my beat began in a little run-down floor
00:01:38shop called Mushnick's.
00:01:44Ah, good morning, Mrs. Shiva.
00:01:46How's things today?
00:01:47Oh, the same as usual, Mr. Mushnick.
00:01:50My sister's nephew Stanley died in Little Rock, Arkansas.
00:01:53Oh, what happened?
00:01:55She got blown up.
00:01:56Who knows how?
00:01:57That's nice.
00:01:58Well, you would like maybe, as usual, some flowers for the funeral.
00:02:01Should all acquaintance be forgotten and never brought too much?
00:02:06I thought possibly, uh, because I always give to you all my funeral business, uh, maybe
00:02:11you should possibly give to me, uh, a little cut-rate.
00:02:15Look on me, Mrs. Shiva.
00:02:17What am I, a palatelist?
00:02:19I sell on Skid Row nothing but Chief Carnation.
00:02:22And I should give you a cut-rate.
00:02:24I can't even afford water for the flowers.
00:02:26To my throes I would be giving a cut.
00:02:28I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls with vassals-
00:02:34Shut up from the back!
00:02:38Excuse me, Mrs. Shiva, that does seem more efficient.
00:02:40Eh, he's a nice boy.
00:02:42Why don't you let him sing?
00:02:43What, sing?
00:02:44Look, here I got a new customer.
00:02:46Brand new in the yellow vest.
00:02:47I should let the clean-up boy, but I can't even afford chase him out right away.
00:02:56Flowers fresh as the springtime Mushnicks, hello?
00:02:59Oh, hello, Dr. Farr.
00:03:00What can I do for you today?
00:03:02Listen, Mushnick, I haven't got much time.
00:03:04Send me over two gladiolas and a fern.
00:03:06Excellent.
00:03:07That's two dozen glads, one potted fern.
00:03:09No, no, no, Mushnick.
00:03:11Two gladiolas and one fern.
00:03:16You want to, I should put two gladiolas in the pot with the fern.
00:03:19No, one fern, one piece.
00:03:21All together, three pieces.
00:03:23I need it for my waiting room.
00:03:24Yeah, it's the hunker.
00:03:26What?
00:03:27The hunker.
00:03:28Good, I'll drill a bigger hole.
00:03:30You mean you want two crummy gladiolas and one crummy fern?
00:03:33What kind of a decoration is that?
00:03:34This is my flower budget for the week, Mushnick.
00:03:38Who can be a dentist on Skid Row?
00:03:40All right, excellent.
00:03:41I'll send Seymour right away.
00:03:43Who am I to argue with science?
00:03:45Look at Snappy.
00:03:47Now you are going to get it.
00:03:49Oh, you are going to get it.
00:03:52Look.
00:03:57Seymour Krell going?
00:03:59Now, Mr. Schiller, we were talking from the funeral flowers,
00:04:02but the little of...
00:04:03What funeral?
00:04:05Did you call me Mr. Mushnick?
00:04:08No.
00:04:09I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce.
00:04:13Sorry, I said it.
00:04:14Now look, Seymour.
00:04:17You take two gladiolas.
00:04:19You'll cut them nice and even.
00:04:21You'll take one for him.
00:04:22You'll wrap them in a package.
00:04:23And you'll take them to Dr. Farr.
00:04:25Right?
00:04:27Don't go already!
00:04:29Now, what can I do for you, sir?
00:04:31Uh, my name is Burson Fouch.
00:04:32Excellent.
00:04:33I am Gravis Mushnick.
00:04:34Oh, that's a good one.
00:04:35Now, who's going to get my roses?
00:04:37I'll take care of you, Mrs. Schiller.
00:04:38Come right over here.
00:04:40You would like maybe some orchids for a nice girl?
00:04:43No, I think I'd like a couple of dozen carnations.
00:04:46Carnations.
00:04:47A person can't find around these days that somebody shouldn't drop dead.
00:04:51You've had more than your share of bad luck, Mrs. Schiller.
00:04:54Bad luck?
00:04:55She calls it.
00:04:56You should have so many people kicked off.
00:04:58You would have somebody fall on top of you, too.
00:05:00What about the carnations?
00:05:01You said you wanted the roses.
00:05:03Yes, for family.
00:05:08My carnations.
00:05:12You should see what that Seymour is.
00:05:14Oh, here are your carnations.
00:05:16Wait, I'll wrap them for you.
00:05:17No, that's all right.
00:05:18I'll leave them here.
00:05:24Why not?
00:05:28Of course, what else?
00:05:31They are all right.
00:05:32Well, I've had better.
00:05:33Well, this is a small shop.
00:05:35Well, that's okay.
00:05:36You know those big places, they're full of pretty flowers, expensive flowers.
00:05:39When you raise them for looks and smell, you're bound to lose some food bag.
00:05:42I like to eat these little out of the way places.
00:05:46Such a thing eating flowers.
00:05:47Look, don't knock it until you try it, huh?
00:05:49Look what happened.
00:05:50This is what I was trying to tell you before.
00:05:52Look on him, everybody.
00:05:53Look at the quality of his work.
00:05:54I ask you, when I fired him, where is he going to get such another good job?
00:05:57You mean I'm fired?
00:05:58No, I'm electing you president from the United States.
00:05:59Yes, you are fired.
00:06:00Gravis, you can't do that.
00:06:01Who can't?
00:06:02I didn't mean it.
00:06:03You didn't mean it.
00:06:04You didn't mean it.
00:06:05You didn't mean it.
00:06:06You didn't mean it.
00:06:07You didn't mean it.
00:06:08The time you put up the bouquet with the get-well card in the funeral parlor and sent the black
00:06:12lilies to the old lady in the hospital, you didn't mean it.
00:06:15But this time, I, Gravis Mushnik, mean it.
00:06:18You didn't mean it.
00:06:19You didn't mean it.
00:06:20You didn't mean it.
00:06:21The time you put up the bouquet with the get-well card in the funeral parlor and sent the black
00:06:25lilies to the old lady in the hospital, you didn't mean it.
00:06:28But this time, I, Gravis Mushnik, mean it.
00:06:33He means it.
00:06:35But see, Mr. Mushnik, don't I always try to do what's right?
00:06:39And I'm crazy about flowers.
00:06:40I like flowers almost as much as Audrey does.
00:06:42Excellent.
00:06:43You're fired.
00:06:44Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?
00:06:46I give him a chance to quit.
00:06:47I ain't gonna quit.
00:06:48You're a brave boy.
00:06:49You're fired.
00:06:50But that ain't fair, Mr. Mushnik.
00:06:53You know what I'm doing?
00:06:54I'm working on a special surprise plant just for you.
00:06:57I'm growing a plant like you ain't never seen before.
00:06:59Excellent.
00:07:00I can't even sell the plants I got from my shop out, you.
00:07:03Now, wait a minute.
00:07:04He's got a new kind of plant you want to look at.
00:07:06I don't look on flowers, Mr. Yellow Vest.
00:07:08I got ancestors in the flower business for 200 years, but I got one shop on Skid Row, one stinking shop.
00:07:14I don't even like flowers.
00:07:16You don't understand what I mean.
00:07:17Look, I've eaten in flower shops all over the world.
00:07:20And I've noticed that the places that have the most weird and unusual plants were the best business.
00:07:23See?
00:07:24See?
00:07:25See?
00:07:26What is this?
00:07:27A tango?
00:07:28All right.
00:07:29Explain me more.
00:07:31Well, I remember one place that had a whole wall covered with poison ivy.
00:07:35And people came for miles around to look at that wall and they stayed to buy.
00:07:38The owner got rich.
00:07:39No.
00:07:40He scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.
00:07:42Oi!
00:07:43That was my cousin Harry.
00:07:45All right.
00:07:46All right.
00:07:47You go home and you get this fancy schmancy plant and you bring it back here.
00:07:52And if Mr. Yellow Vest Faux says it's a draw, you still got a job.
00:07:55If he don't out, you go to Bowie, right?
00:07:57Don't worry.
00:07:58You'll like it.
00:07:59You'll see.
00:08:00This is Radio KSIK.
00:08:21You've been listening to music for Old Invalid.
00:08:24Our next selection is entitled Sick Room Serenade.
00:08:28Samor, is that you?
00:08:30Yeah, Ma.
00:08:31Get in here and look at my tongue.
00:08:34But Ma, I already seen your tongue.
00:08:37Have you no sympathy for your poor mother?
00:08:41Laughing at her and mocking her illness and she's got one foot in the grave?
00:08:45Oh, I didn't mean it.
00:08:46Oh, you never mean it.
00:08:47Oh, come on.
00:08:48Look at my tongue.
00:08:49My tongue's a tongue, Ma.
00:08:51They all look the same to me.
00:08:53Did you stop at Dr. Mallard's and get the results of my test?
00:08:57Yeah, he said there's nothing wrong with you.
00:08:59Oh, not Dr. Mallard.
00:09:00He's one doctor I thought would tell the truth.
00:09:03He said you should be playing fullback for the Rams.
00:09:05He wants me dead.
00:09:07I'll bet he's assistant coroner.
00:09:09Well, I gotta go.
00:09:10Hey, you know, I read in my goiter's coming back.
00:09:13I can feel it every morning after breakfast.
00:09:15Yeah, that's when you take those great doctors.
00:09:17Whoa!
00:09:18Whoa!
00:09:19What you got, a little surprise for me?
00:09:22Open it up and see.
00:09:23All right.
00:09:25Oh!
00:09:26Oh!
00:09:27Oh!
00:09:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:09:30Dr. Slurfsaddle's famous tonic.
00:09:33Oh, the way ain't here.
00:09:35To be taken internally or externally for pain and neuritis.
00:09:40Neuralgia, headache.
00:09:43If hit by a truck, call your physician.
00:09:46Alcoholic contact.
00:09:48Ninety-eight percent!
00:09:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:09:52Oh, Seymour, you'll never know what this is gonna do for me.
00:09:56Oh, I can feel that surge of warm health going through me already.
00:10:09Eh!
00:10:10Look, Ma, I gotta get my plant and hurry back to the shop.
00:10:13You mean that lousy weed out in the kitchen?
00:10:15Yeah, and if Mr. Mushnick doesn't like it, he's gonna fire me.
00:10:19Apparently, my hearing's going out on me.
00:10:23I get the distinct impression that your job security depends on what Mushnick thinks of that thing.
00:10:30It looks worse than it did this morning when I went to work.
00:10:32I wish I knew what to do with it.
00:10:34Well, if you asked me, I'd pitch it out in the trash.
00:10:37I don't like my house cluttered up with rotten vegetables.
00:10:40Look, Ma, I gotta hurry.
00:10:41Can I bring you anything?
00:10:42Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:43Bring me the evening news.
00:10:45They're running a self-diagnosis contest.
00:10:48The winner gets to go to Mayo Clinic.
00:10:50Ha ha!
00:10:51Bye, Ma.
00:10:52Bye, sir.
00:10:53I'll see the rosy until dawn.
00:10:55Drink to me, oh, spring with thy night, and I will...
00:11:01Hey, put this on my belt.
00:11:07Well, here it is, everybody.
00:11:12What do you think of it?
00:11:13Well, it sure is different.
00:11:16It looks delicious, but don't you think it's kind of stale?
00:11:18Well, it hasn't been feeling too well.
00:11:20You call that a fancy plant?
00:11:22It looks like it never spent an healthy day in its entire life.
00:11:25I don't care.
00:11:26I like it anyway.
00:11:27You, you like even scum cabbage.
00:11:29Yeah.
00:11:30What kind of a plant is this, Seymour?
00:11:33Well, I'm not sure.
00:11:34I got the seeds from a Japanese gardener over on Central Avenue.
00:11:37He found them in with an order he got from a plantation next to a cranberry farm.
00:11:41Fine.
00:11:42Fine.
00:11:43You don't even know what is this plant you're growing.
00:11:45Well, I gave it a name.
00:11:46What name?
00:11:47Audrey.
00:11:48What?
00:11:49You gave it a dirty name?
00:11:50You can't even mention it?
00:11:51Well, I named it Audrey Junior.
00:11:54You named it after me.
00:11:57Oh, really?
00:11:58That's the most exciting thing anyone's ever done to me.
00:12:01You poor kid.
00:12:02I don't think it's so much.
00:12:04I should keep on spending $10 a week on your salary.
00:12:07But Gravis, he named it after me.
00:12:09I know.
00:12:10And if they keep it, they'll name it Mushnick's Folly,
00:12:12because I'll be in jail for non-payment of taxes.
00:12:14Are you crazy?
00:12:15Who, who?
00:12:16You, you.
00:12:17That's probably the only plant of its kind in the world.
00:12:19Don't you realize if Seymour can nurse that thing back to health,
00:12:21you'll have people coming here from all over?
00:12:23You think so, you found it?
00:12:24I know so, you Mushnick.
00:12:25Now, that's all I'm saying on the subject.
00:12:27Besides, I've got to get home.
00:12:28My wife's making gardenias for dinner.
00:12:32Good night, you found it.
00:12:33Good night.
00:12:34And I'll see you tomorrow.
00:12:35Crazy about kosher flowers.
00:12:38He's a nice man.
00:12:40Maybe he knows what he's talking about.
00:12:42Maybe he's not so stupid.
00:12:44I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:12:47I'll keep you and this Dumbbell Junior for a week.
00:12:49If you can nice it back to health, you both can stay.
00:12:51If you can't, you're both fired.
00:12:53Oh, gee, thank you, Mr. Mushnick.
00:12:59Don't feel sad, Seymour.
00:13:02Don't waste your pity on me, Audrey.
00:13:03I'm not worth it.
00:13:05Who says you're not?
00:13:06Everybody.
00:13:07Yeah, I know.
00:13:09But I think you're a fine figurative of a man, and I know that Audrey Junior will be the sweetest thing in the whole wide world.
00:13:15Well, I don't know.
00:13:16I've given it every kind of fancy fertilizer and atomic plant food, and there's still mineral water you can buy, but it just gets thicker and thicker.
00:13:27Don't worry.
00:13:29You're going to be another Luther Glendale.
00:13:32Pasadena.
00:13:33Burbank.
00:13:35Good night, Seymour.
00:13:37Good night, Audrey.
00:13:38Good night, Audrey.
00:13:48What's the matter, little plant?
00:13:50Haven't I done everything I could for you?
00:13:53Where did I go?
00:13:57You're the first little plant I ever tried to grow, and if you die, I don't know what I'll do.
00:14:02Please don't die.
00:14:05I'll get you some water, okay?
00:14:08Oh, gee.
00:14:10You opened up just like you do every night at sunset.
00:14:13I wish I knew how to make you grow.
00:14:16Here, let me move this out of your way so you can breathe.
00:14:19Ow!
00:14:21Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:14:23Ow!
00:14:25Ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:14:27Ow!
00:14:29Ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:14:31Ow!
00:14:33Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:14:35Ow!
00:14:36Ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:14:39Ow, ow!
00:14:44Oh, ow, ow, ow!
00:14:46Ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:14:47Oh, you must be kidding.
00:14:50Well, we'll see.
00:15:00I don't know what I'm doing for you.
00:15:12Oh, who would have thought it?
00:15:14Well, I guess there's just no accounting for people's tastes.
00:15:31Seymour!
00:15:32My boy!
00:15:33You are the most magnanimous person in the whole world!
00:15:36Oh, come he, Mordery. Isn't he beautiful?
00:15:38Isn't he delicious?
00:15:39Isn't he got the $2 raise?
00:15:41What happened to your fingers?
00:15:42These things.
00:15:43So how come I'm all of a sudden so wonderful?
00:15:45Five b's?
00:15:46One for each finger?
00:15:47Ten b's.
00:15:48Did you say I was getting a $2 raise?
00:15:49Correct, my very excellent Seymour.
00:15:50Ten b's.
00:15:51What did I do now?
00:15:52Don't you know what you did?
00:15:53Look, look!
00:15:55Oh, boy, look at that!
00:15:57It grew!
00:15:58It's almost a foot long!
00:15:59Isn't it empirical?
00:16:00It grows like a cold sore from the lip.
00:16:01Oh, hello, young pretty ladies.
00:16:02What did Graves Mushnik do for you?
00:16:03Well, we saw your son outside.
00:16:04About the Audrey Junior.
00:16:05So we thought we'd come in and take a look.
00:16:06Well, give a look.
00:16:07That makes four people a day who've come in just to look at it.
00:16:09Oh, gee, Shirley.
00:16:10Is that just too much?
00:16:11Oh, what kind of plant is it?
00:16:12It's an Audrey Junior.
00:16:13Well, what did you get in trouble with ten b's?
00:16:15Well, is that all?
00:16:16I mean, doesn't it have a scientific data?
00:16:17Yes, of course.
00:16:18But who could denounce it?
00:16:19You would like maybe to buy something?
00:16:20Well, we don't have any money except $2,000.
00:16:21who come in just to look at it.
00:16:23Oh, dear, Shirley.
00:16:24Is that just too much?
00:16:26Oh, what kind of plant is it?
00:16:28It's an Audrey Jr.
00:16:29Where was it?
00:16:30You got in trouble with 10 bees.
00:16:31Well, is that all?
00:16:32I mean, doesn't it have a scientific name?
00:16:33Yes, of course, but who could denounce it?
00:16:36You would like maybe to buy something.
00:16:38Well, we don't have any money.
00:16:39Except $2,000.
00:16:41But that's just to spend on flowers.
00:16:43So we don't have any of our own.
00:16:45Isn't that a drag?
00:16:46You got your $2,000 just for to spend on flowers?
00:16:50That's right.
00:16:51Who died?
00:16:52The Chamber of Commerce?
00:16:53Well, we're from Cucamanda High School.
00:16:55We're building a float for the rowboat tray.
00:16:57Which is made out of flowers.
00:16:58Thousands of them.
00:16:59And we're on the committee.
00:17:00The text of Florida.
00:17:01And then gluzon flowers.
00:17:04Gee, that sure is a mad plant.
00:17:06Wow, yeah.
00:17:08Demo here invented it.
00:17:09He did.
00:17:12Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.
00:17:14Please don't damage the arts the culture is.
00:17:17Tell me, how come you don't buy all these thousands of flowers
00:17:20from Grabus Mushnik?
00:17:21My flowers got something the others don't.
00:17:24What's that?
00:17:25The cheap.
00:17:26Well, cheap, if your shop is good enough
00:17:28to develop the Audrey Jr.
00:17:29I guess it can get us everything we need.
00:17:31Yeah.
00:17:31We'll talk it over with the rest of the committee.
00:17:33Well, we've got to run now.
00:17:34Bye, all.
00:17:35Bye, Cucamanda.
00:17:36Bye.
00:17:36Bye, girls.
00:17:42A son.
00:17:44A son.
00:17:45Look, Audrey.
00:17:46I got a son.
00:17:48Oh, gee, Mr. Mushnik.
00:17:50What, Mr. Mushnik?
00:17:51I don't want you should call me Mr. Mushnik anymore.
00:17:54I want you should call me Dad.
00:17:55Okay, Dad.
00:17:57Isn't that beautiful?
00:17:59Seymour Krelboyne, come over here, my son.
00:18:02I want to talk on you about the future.
00:18:05Look on this flytrap.
00:18:07Look on it.
00:18:08Soon we got no more Skid Row.
00:18:10We will be rich, us.
00:18:12I am building for you a giant greenhouse
00:18:16in which you are making impossible flowers,
00:18:18which in turn I am selling at ridiculous prices
00:18:22in my giant new flower saloon in Beverly Hills.
00:18:26Do you see that big sign in the sky?
00:18:29It is saying,
00:18:31Graves Mushnik in French.
00:18:33Isn't it exciting?
00:18:34And we'll have an orchestra
00:18:36right by the cash register.
00:18:38And Graves will wave his arms.
00:18:40And the orchestra will play
00:18:41Vendell some spring songs.
00:18:44And I'll come out in a gown
00:18:45wrapped by somebody expensive and say...
00:18:47The carnations are $600 a dozen,
00:18:50$2,000 for a thousand.
00:18:51It's a bargain.
00:18:52Get them where they land.
00:18:53Stop shouting.
00:18:55My Uncle Mushnik
00:18:57just passed away.
00:18:59Can't fly New Jersey.
00:19:00Tell me,
00:19:03how much are the carnations today?
00:19:05The carnations are $600 a dozen.
00:19:07And why are they letting him run around loose?
00:19:09Please, please excuse my son, Mrs. Shiva.
00:19:12Just point to anything in the store
00:19:13and it is yours.
00:19:14I mean, that isn't it.
00:19:16That's right.
00:19:16The cash register, maybe, huh?
00:19:18Wait a minute.
00:19:20Here.
00:19:21Here are several dozen carnations
00:19:24on the house
00:19:25courtesy of Graves Mushnik the Bloom Tycoon.
00:19:28That's my dad.
00:19:29Thanks.
00:19:31Thanks very much.
00:19:33Only tell me,
00:19:35why are you so happy?
00:19:36Not only did my Uncle Mushnik's brother
00:19:39his uncle die,
00:19:41tentatively New Jersey.
00:19:44We should also get some plows
00:19:45that had put that plant there.
00:19:48Good morning, Mr. Mushnik.
00:19:51Good morning.
00:19:52Good morning, Mrs. Shiva.
00:19:54Look what happened to my plant, Dad.
00:19:56Who are you calling Dad?
00:19:57Who, who?
00:19:57Oh, no.
00:19:59And it was so beautiful.
00:20:00Just a few seconds ago.
00:20:01Excellent.
00:20:02Just a few seconds ago,
00:20:03I gave away dozens of carnations.
00:20:05Freeze!
00:20:05To Mrs. Shiva!
00:20:06I didn't mean it.
00:20:08You have perhaps an explanation.
00:20:10No, but if you give me a minute,
00:20:12I'll think of one.
00:20:13I can see it all now.
00:20:14We are in the poor house.
00:20:16That big sign in the sky,
00:20:18it is reading,
00:20:20Seymour Krelboind rest in peace.
00:20:23In Arabic!
00:20:24Well, you've got to give him another chance.
00:20:26You promised me a week, Mr. Mushnik.
00:20:29I'll sit up all night with that plant.
00:20:30It'll be healthy in the morning.
00:20:31You'll see.
00:20:32I promise.
00:20:33I promise.
00:20:34I promise.
00:20:44Feed me.
00:20:52Feed me.
00:20:56Feed me!
00:20:56who said that you said that you said that mmm feed me you said that you can
00:21:12talk I got a talking plan say it again see me oh boy I never been to college
00:21:20and I ain't been around much but I'd have been willing to bet there ain't no
00:21:24such thing as a talking plan I'll take your word for it gee junior I'd like to
00:21:29be here I used up all my fingers me give me I'm all cut to pieces but okay I can
00:21:41find another drop here someplace
00:21:45that's the best I can do more more but I'm already anemic feed me more gee junior I'd be happy to give
00:22:01you anything I got but I gotta keep a little blood for myself or I'll be in worse shape than mom
00:22:06hmm I'm sorry junior well I'll go for a walk maybe I'll think of something
00:22:36yeah
00:22:43yeah
00:22:45yeah
00:22:48yeah
00:22:51yeah
00:22:55yeah
00:22:57Oh, my God.
00:23:27Oh, my God.
00:23:57Oh, my God.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:57Oh, my God.
00:24:59Oh, my God.
00:25:03Oh, my God.
00:25:05Oh, my God.
00:25:07I'm sorry, pal.
00:25:08I'm fresh out of blood.
00:25:09Talk to somebody else.
00:25:11I'm hungry.
00:25:12I don't care what you are.
00:25:14Can't you see I'm locked out?
00:25:16I just killed a man.
00:25:17I'm a murderer.
00:25:19You think it's fun to be a murderer?
00:25:21You think it's fun to haul around a sack full of food.
00:25:26Oh, no, Junior.
00:25:27What kind of guy do you think I am?
00:25:29I'm starved.
00:25:32Well, maybe just a snack.
00:25:36That looks great.
00:25:46That looks great.
00:25:47Now, that is what I call a salad.
00:26:00What do you call that salad?
00:26:01A variant.
00:26:02Well, before the next course, I think I'll have a nice cigar.
00:26:07You all right?
00:26:08You would like maybe a cigar?
00:26:09Oh, you don't smoke cigar.
00:26:13What am I thinking about?
00:26:15Where are the matches?
00:26:17Oh, boy.
00:26:18You know what I found?
00:26:20I'm looking for the matches.
00:26:22And I found I left the money in Doris' suit.
00:26:28Here's your mock chicken legs.
00:26:30You don't have any money?
00:26:35So what else is new?
00:26:37All right.
00:26:37All right.
00:26:38I made a mistake.
00:26:39After all, a man is entitled.
00:26:42Go on.
00:26:42This is your story.
00:26:44I'll wait for the punch.
00:26:45Don't get smart with me, girlie.
00:26:48I'll have you know that in my shop in the cash register,
00:26:51I'm having the total day's receipt,
00:26:54which is summing up to more than $9.
00:26:56You'll bring the rest of the food,
00:26:58then I'll go to the shop and get the money.
00:27:01You're playing my favorite song.
00:27:04Now, look here, Buster.
00:27:06One of you is going to go down right now and get the loot,
00:27:09while the other one stays here
00:27:11until the first one gets back,
00:27:13if you get what I mean.
00:27:15Oh, fine.
00:27:16In this fancy-schmancy restaurant,
00:27:18you're holding hostages, right?
00:27:20Right.
00:27:22Excellent.
00:27:24You eat up, Audrey.
00:27:25I'll be back in a flash with the cash.
00:27:29Bye, Grandma.
00:27:29Bye, Grandma.
00:27:37Bye, Grandma.
00:27:45There's a season to be jolly,
00:27:50La la la la la la la la.
00:27:54It is the season to be jolly.
00:27:58La la la la la la.
00:28:00La la la la la la.
00:28:03It is the season to be jolly.
00:28:09La la la la la.
00:28:11La la la la.
00:28:17You're flushed now, right?
00:28:20Bring me whiskey, rum, wine, gin, bourbon.
00:28:23What?
00:28:23Scotch, rye, tequila, stocky, manisch, have it.
00:28:27Did you bring the money?
00:28:28Don't bug me with the money.
00:28:30I got to get drunk now.
00:28:32What flipped him?
00:28:33I don't know.
00:28:35Here, take it.
00:28:36Bring me anything.
00:28:37Bring me everything.
00:28:37Creme de mince.
00:28:38Everything you got.
00:28:39Okay.
00:28:41Gavin, what happened?
00:28:43Don't ask.
00:28:44You look like you've seen a ghost.
00:28:46Ghosts I could handle.
00:28:47Don't ask.
00:28:48Why don't you tell me?
00:28:49Maybe I could help her.
00:28:50Help?
00:28:50You couldn't.
00:28:51Try and eat something.
00:28:53It'll call me your aggromation.
00:28:57In mine own shop.
00:28:59Audrey, you wouldn't believe it.
00:29:01We should break out and tell me.
00:29:03All right.
00:29:03I'll tell you tomorrow, right after I am telling the police.
00:29:09But Mushnick didn't come to the police.
00:29:12If he had, that might have been the finish of the unhappy story.
00:29:16It was not.
00:29:19I'll tell you, you wouldn't be interested in selling a half-mitcher to this place, huh?
00:29:34Mr. Mushnick, we talked to the committee, and they said we could use your power.
00:29:51I'm afloat.
00:29:52And guess what?
00:29:52We're going to feature Audrey Jr.
00:29:54Right on top.
00:29:55Can't you just picture it?
00:29:57I can picture it.
00:29:57Oh, won't the people just eat it up?
00:29:59Eat up the people.
00:30:01And we're going to have the big part of it open, so she can sit at it.
00:30:04Who?
00:30:04The queen.
00:30:05With her crown and scepter.
00:30:07She'll be so cute.
00:30:08Oh, you could just eat her up.
00:30:09Eat up the girls.
00:30:11Oh, there's Samar.
00:30:12No, Samar.
00:30:13Oh, no.
00:30:15I got a tooth.
00:30:15Oh, I got a tooth.
00:30:17Let me help.
00:30:18You come to me.
00:30:20Oh, my God.
00:30:20Now, Seymour, talk on me.
00:30:29I got a toothache.
00:30:30What do you want to talk about?
00:30:32That plant.
00:30:32Is that a nice subject for to talk?
00:30:35The plant.
00:30:35The plant is great.
00:30:36It's four times bigger than it was yesterday.
00:30:38I saw.
00:30:39I saw.
00:30:39How come the plant is now so big?
00:30:41Oh, I don't know.
00:30:43But look at all them people out there.
00:30:45We've only been open a half hour, and we've already done $70 worth of business.
00:30:48$85.
00:30:49Now, look, Seymour.
00:30:51You gave this plant a fancy name, Audrey Jr., but I want to know right now, what do just
00:30:56people call it?
00:30:57Well, it's a cross between a Butterworth and a Venus flytrap.
00:31:00Venus flytrap.
00:31:02And what are the habits of this Venus flytrap?
00:31:05Well, the book says it eats insects.
00:31:06It eats them three times in its life, and then it's full grown.
00:31:10Excellent.
00:31:11And how many times is this one eat?
00:31:13Well, once or twice.
00:31:16You don't remember?
00:31:18Well, this is kind of an unusual type flytrap.
00:31:21That is a possibility.
00:31:23It may never eat again.
00:31:24I don't see how it could get any bigger.
00:31:27Then you think it don't need any more flies.
00:31:31Yeah.
00:31:34Oh, my tooth is just killing me.
00:31:37All right.
00:31:38Excellent.
00:31:39You run along to the dentist.
00:31:41I'll take care of things here.
00:31:42Thanks, boss.
00:31:45Gravis, we've got to order more flowers.
00:31:48Tons of them.
00:31:55I'm making lots of money.
00:31:56Oh, no.
00:31:59Oh, please.
00:32:01Oh, please.
00:32:02Oh, I can't anymore.
00:32:11Oh, please.
00:32:11No.
00:32:12Oh, please.
00:32:13Oh, I can't anymore.
00:32:14Oh, I can't anymore.
00:32:15Oh, no, no, no.
00:32:19Oh, no, no, no.
00:32:20That'll get you to keep your bill up to date, you deadbeat.
00:32:22That beat.
00:32:30Go ahead and run, you sniveling dog.
00:32:31Go ahead and run.
00:32:32I'm glad I heard you.
00:32:33I'm glad.
00:32:33I'm glad.
00:32:35Seymour.
00:32:36Seymour.
00:32:36Got a bad tooth, huh?
00:32:38No, I thought this was the men's role.
00:32:39Seymour, come back here, you bad dog.
00:32:41You get in there.
00:32:44So, you are the young man who ruined my gladiolas, huh?
00:32:47Sit down.
00:32:48Come on.
00:32:52Guess what?
00:32:56My tooth stopped hurting.
00:32:58Yes, I know.
00:32:59Let's see.
00:33:00Shut up and open up.
00:33:02Uh-huh.
00:33:08Does that hurt?
00:33:09Yeah.
00:33:10Good, you haven't felt anything yet.
00:33:12Uh-huh.
00:33:13It's good over here.
00:33:14Seymour, who is the dentist here, you or me?
00:33:17I'll find that tooth.
00:33:18Uh-huh.
00:33:20Uh-huh.
00:33:20Look at that stalagmite.
00:33:24But don't worry.
00:33:25It's going to be an easy one, Seymour.
00:33:27I won't even use Novocaine.
00:33:29Oh, you punked a mirror in my mouth.
00:33:31Well, don't tell me about it, stupid.
00:33:32Just swallow it.
00:33:34All right.
00:33:35Yes.
00:33:35Let's see now, Seymour.
00:33:37See, I'll have this one and this one and that one.
00:33:40And I have to have this one, Seymour.
00:33:42It's only one, too.
00:33:43Seymour, who is the dentist here, you or me?
00:33:45Are you practicing dentistry without a license?
00:33:47All right.
00:33:49Uh-huh.
00:33:50Let's see.
00:33:51Uh-huh.
00:33:52Oh, shh.
00:33:53Seymour, Seymour, don't be there.
00:33:57Ah!
00:33:58Ah!
00:33:59Ah!
00:34:00Look at that.
00:34:01Would you look at that, Seymour?
00:34:03I didn't know you were an elk.
00:34:05Good.
00:34:05You know, I can't afford an assistant.
00:34:10So I get this ready, instant mix.
00:34:13It doesn't last very long, but it tastes good.
00:34:15Mm.
00:34:17All right, Seymour.
00:34:19Oh, stay away from me.
00:34:20Seymour.
00:34:21You're trying to kill me.
00:34:22A duel.
00:34:23Aha.
00:34:24Poo!
00:34:25Poo!
00:34:25Poo!
00:34:26Poo!
00:34:27Poo!
00:34:27Poo!
00:34:28Poo!
00:34:28Poo!
00:34:29Poo!
00:34:29Poo!
00:34:30Poo!
00:34:30Poo!
00:34:30Poo!
00:34:31Poo!
00:34:31Poo!
00:34:32Poo!
00:34:32Poo!
00:34:33Poo!
00:34:34Poo!
00:34:34Poo!
00:34:35Poo!
00:34:35Poo!
00:34:35Is this Dr. Farb's office?
00:34:39Uh, just a minute.
00:34:43Oh, yes.
00:34:45I see it is.
00:34:51Uh, you can come in now.
00:35:01My name is Wilbur Force.
00:35:03Wilbur Force what?
00:35:05Just Wilbur Force.
00:35:07My first name is Wilbur.
00:35:09My last name is Force.
00:35:11I don't have a middle name.
00:35:13Well, you have an appointment maybe?
00:35:15No, but you were very highly recommended to me by one of your patients, a Mrs. Eschiva.
00:35:21I do a lot of undertaking for her relatives.
00:35:25Well, as you can see, I have a customer now, and I'm all booked up for the rest of the day, so you'll have to come back tomorrow.
00:35:33Oh, I couldn't do that.
00:35:35I have three or four abscesses, a touch of pyorea, nine or ten cavities, I lost my pivot tooth, and I'm in terrible pain.
00:35:43Well, I can't help you today.
00:35:45Oh, that's all right.
00:35:47I'll just wait outside.
00:35:49The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen, caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife.
00:36:07He almost fled to death, and gangrene had set in.
00:36:11I didn't give him much of a chance.
00:36:14There were other complications.
00:36:16The man had cancer, tuberculosis, leprosy, and a touch of the grip.
00:36:23I decided to operate.
00:36:26My patient just left.
00:36:28You could come in now.
00:36:30Oh, goody.
00:36:32I didn't see the other man leave.
00:36:36Well, he went out the back door.
00:36:42You know, most people don't like to go to the dentist, but I rather enjoy it myself, don't you?
00:36:48I mean, there's such, there's a real feeling of growth, of, of progress when that, that old drill goes in.
00:36:57I mean, I'd almost rather go to the dentist than anywhere, wouldn't you?
00:37:01Yeah.
00:37:03Now, no, no, McCain.
00:37:05It dulls the senses.
00:37:07This is gonna hurt you more than it is me.
00:37:10Oh, goody, goody.
00:37:11Here it comes.
00:37:12Oh, my God, don't stop now.
00:37:22Well, I made a lot of holes, and now I gotta fill it up with this here silver stuff.
00:37:27Well, aren't you gonna pull any?
00:37:29Well, uh...
00:37:30Oh, go on.
00:37:31Well, your mouth.
00:37:32Well, Dr. Favre, it's been quite an afternoon.
00:37:38I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself so much.
00:37:43I'll recommend you to all my friends.
00:37:46Bye.
00:37:47Bye now.
00:37:48Meet me.
00:37:49Oh, take it easy, Dracula.
00:37:51What do you think of me like this?
00:37:52I'm gonna do some drugs, and I'm gonna do some drugs.
00:37:54I'm gonna do some drugs, because I'm gonna do some drugs.
00:37:56You know what I'm gonna do with me.
00:37:57Well, Dr. Favre, it's been quite an afternoon.
00:37:59I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself so much.
00:38:01I'll recommend you to all my friends.
00:38:04Bye.
00:38:05Oh, take it easy, Dracula.
00:38:18What do you think I'm carrying here, my dirty laundry?
00:38:26I'm coming, I'm coming already.
00:38:33This should be enough for anybody.
00:38:35Gee, good!
00:38:43Well, goodbye, Dr. Farr.
00:38:45You may have been a crummy dentist, but you were a nice fella.
00:38:49I never meant to kill anybody in my whole life.
00:38:51I've killed two in the last two days.
00:38:54Well, but you asked for it coming after me with that knife and all.
00:38:59Fun voyage, Dr. Farr.
00:39:01You want anything else?
00:39:02See you in the morning.
00:39:07Come in.
00:39:26Hey, Joe.
00:39:29Come on in, Frank.
00:39:32How's the wife, Frank?
00:39:33Not bad, Joe.
00:39:34Glad to hear it.
00:39:35The kids?
00:39:35Lost one yesterday.
00:39:37Lost one, eh?
00:39:38How'd that happen?
00:39:38Playing with matches.
00:39:39Well, that was the bricks.
00:39:41Yeah, I guess so.
00:39:42Got a strange one here.
00:39:44Railroad people say they lost one of their best detectives the other night.
00:39:46Oh, yeah?
00:39:47Down by the yards.
00:39:48He's watching the refrigerator cars.
00:39:50Refrigerator cars?
00:39:51Ice thieves.
00:39:52Oh, yeah?
00:39:53What happened?
00:39:53Don't know.
00:39:54Vanished.
00:39:55Blood on tracks.
00:39:56Clues?
00:39:57None.
00:39:58None.
00:39:59Anything else?
00:40:00Dennis.
00:40:01Farb.
00:40:02Dead?
00:40:03Missing.
00:40:04Clues?
00:40:05Blood in office.
00:40:06Where?
00:40:07Skid row.
00:40:08Ideas?
00:40:09None.
00:40:10Check it out?
00:40:11Yeah.
00:40:20Now we are on the case.
00:40:21Officer Frank Stooley and me.
00:40:23My name is Fink.
00:40:25Sergeant Joe Fink.
00:40:26I'm a Fink.
00:40:48Morning, Mr. Mushnick.
00:40:50Oh, boy.
00:40:51Look at that.
00:40:52Hi, everybody.
00:40:53Oh, my gosh.
00:40:54Ain't it something?
00:40:55It's monstrosity.
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:57And to think that you did it.
00:40:59Gee, Audrey, you don't have to kiss me.
00:41:00Don't you like me to kiss you?
00:41:01Yeah, but you don't like to kiss me.
00:41:03Why shouldn't I?
00:41:04Nobody else ever did.
00:41:05Well, I do like to.
00:41:06You do?
00:41:07You really do?
00:41:08You like to kiss me?
00:41:09Yeah, I do.
00:41:10Would you like to kiss me again?
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Dead plant.
00:41:13Oh, boy.
00:41:14You kiss good, Audrey.
00:41:15Oh, I guess I just have a good kisser.
00:41:17How did it?
00:41:18Would you like to go out on a date with me some night?
00:41:19When?
00:41:20Oh, sure I would, Seymour.
00:41:21Anytime.
00:41:22Tonight?
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Oh, boy.
00:41:25You kiss good, Audrey.
00:41:26Oh, I guess I just have a good kisser.
00:41:28How did it?
00:41:29Would you like to go out on a date with me some night?
00:41:30When?
00:41:31Oh, sure I would, Seymour.
00:41:32Anytime.
00:41:33Tonight?
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:35Oh, boy.
00:41:36About that plant.
00:41:37We got the list of flowers for the float, for the rose parade.
00:41:39I can't talk to you now, girls.
00:41:40Talk on all three.
00:41:41Well, we got the list for the float.
00:41:42Okay, let's take a look at it.
00:41:43Okay.
00:41:44Hi, what's cooking?
00:41:45Look at my plant.
00:41:46My, what a large one.
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:48Oh, I'm going to have a good kisser.
00:41:49I'm going to have a good kisser.
00:41:50I'm going to have a good kisser.
00:41:51How did it?
00:41:52Would you like to go out on a date with me some night?
00:41:53When?
00:41:54Oh, sure I would, Seymour.
00:41:55Anytime.
00:41:56Tonight?
00:41:57Okay.
00:41:58Oh, boy.
00:41:59About that plant.
00:42:00Look at my plant.
00:42:01My, what a large one.
00:42:02Yeah.
00:42:09Hello, Mrs. Shiva.
00:42:10What's new?
00:42:11Oh, I got terrible news.
00:42:13Monarchy Frankie just lost his little boy.
00:42:16Oh, that's too bad.
00:42:18How did it happen?
00:42:19He was playing with matches.
00:42:21Would you like to buy maybe some flowers?
00:42:23About 50 cents worth.
00:42:25Well, I'll get them for you.
00:42:26Look at my plant.
00:42:27I'm looking.
00:42:30Your name Gravis Mushnick?
00:42:35Look, I'm Mushnick.
00:42:36Gravis.
00:42:37That's my name.
00:42:38Just want to ask you a few questions.
00:42:39Questions?
00:42:40Ask me.
00:42:41Just want to ask you a few questions.
00:42:42I didn't do it.
00:42:43Do what?
00:42:44Whatever.
00:42:45Ever see this man?
00:42:46Man.
00:42:47See a picture.
00:42:48Why are you so nervous?
00:42:49Got a guilty conscience?
00:42:50No.
00:42:51Why should I?
00:42:52Ever see this man?
00:42:53Man.
00:42:54See the picture.
00:42:55Dr. Fogg.
00:42:56So you know him.
00:42:57My dentist.
00:42:58He maybe did something.
00:42:59Blood in his office.
00:43:00The other man too.
00:43:01Blood in the railroad tracks.
00:43:02And few spare parts.
00:43:03Forget that how Dr. Fogg is murdered.
00:43:05Is he?
00:43:06No.
00:43:07Who knows?
00:43:08Not me.
00:43:09What do you think?
00:43:10He doesn't know anything.
00:43:12Okay, Mushnick.
00:43:13If you hear anything about these men, call our office.
00:43:16Sure, I'll be glad to.
00:43:18Co-operate with the police.
00:43:19Hello, I'm sitting.
00:43:20Oh, isn't it terrible what happened to your boyfriend, Keith?
00:43:21Those are the breaks.
00:43:22All right, Seymour.
00:43:23Now you tell me if that plant is finished all grown up.
00:43:24He's finished all growing up.
00:43:25You wouldn't kid your father.
00:43:26My father came home.
00:43:27Me, idiot.
00:43:28It's a finger of speech.
00:43:29Now look, I can't stand anymore that plant.
00:43:31It's growing me out of house and home.
00:43:33Well, it ain't gonna grow anymore.
00:43:34I promise.
00:43:35How can you be so sure?
00:43:36It ate three times already.
00:43:37Who?
00:43:38I mean, what did it eat this time?
00:43:41Well, about a million Japanese beetles.
00:43:43So don't eat no more.
00:43:44It's full.
00:43:45It's full.
00:43:46I know.
00:43:47It's full.
00:43:49I can't stand anymore.
00:43:50Well, it's gone.
00:43:51I know.
00:43:52It's a finger of speech.
00:43:53I can't stand anymore that plant.
00:43:54Nothing's growing.
00:43:55I can't stand anymore that plant.
00:43:57It's growing me out of house and home.
00:43:58I can't stand any more that plant.
00:44:00It's growing me out of house and home.
00:44:01Well, it ain't gonna grow anymore.
00:44:02I promise.
00:44:03Grab us.
00:44:06There's a lady from some kind of a commitment outside.
00:44:09I think it's important.
00:44:12Excellent.
00:44:13By the by.
00:44:14I understand you want to take Audrey out on a date tonight.
00:44:17That's very good with me.
00:44:19Because I am staying to keep an eye on that Meshugan plant.
00:44:27Where are we going to go tonight, Seymour?
00:44:29Oh, I just remembered.
00:44:31I don't have any money.
00:44:32Well, that's okay.
00:44:33We could take a walk along the ocean or something.
00:44:37I've got a great idea.
00:44:38We can eat dinner at my house.
00:44:40My mom's a great cook.
00:44:41Well, that's swell.
00:44:42Oh, boy.
00:44:43I'll call her later and tell her.
00:44:44Okay.
00:44:49Oh, that's remarkable.
00:44:52You like?
00:44:54I neither like nor dislike anything, my goodness.
00:44:59I happen to represent the Society of
00:45:02Silent Flower Observers of Southern California.
00:45:05How about that?
00:45:07Tell me, who created this magnificent blue?
00:45:12I did.
00:45:13Me.
00:45:13And what might your name be?
00:45:17Seymour Krelboind with a K.
00:45:20Krelboind.
00:45:20Krelboind.
00:45:22Raised it in a coffee can.
00:45:24This?
00:45:25Well, tell me, Mr. Krelboind, is this a freak or can more be raised from the seas?
00:45:32We should live so long.
00:45:33Well, I don't think they're going to be any more, Miss, uh...
00:45:35Fishtwanger.
00:45:36Mrs. Hortense Fishtwanger.
00:45:38I think this is going to be the only one, Mrs. Fishtwanger.
00:45:42Fishtwanger.
00:45:44Fishtwanger.
00:45:45It's probably indigestible anyway.
00:45:49At any rate,
00:45:50I have the honor to tell you, Seymour Krelboind,
00:45:55that you have been selected to receive the annual trophy
00:45:58of the Society of Silent Flower Observers of Southern California.
00:46:02A trophy?
00:46:03Me?
00:46:04Such is justice.
00:46:06Tell me, when do you suppose those large buds will open?
00:46:10Well, according to what the book says about the plants that I crossed,
00:46:13they should open day after tomorrow at sunset.
00:46:16Ah, very well.
00:46:17Then I shall return at that time to present the trophy.
00:46:20Good day.
00:46:20Oh, boy, I'm going to get a trophy.
00:46:35Oh, Seymour, I'm so proud of you.
00:46:37Oh, a real trophy?
00:46:39Andre Jr.
00:46:40I can put it on the float.
00:46:41In the float parade.
00:46:42Oh, boy.
00:46:46Oh, don't look at me.
00:46:48I'm a terrible sight.
00:46:49I'm a complete sea hag.
00:46:51She always says that.
00:46:53Oh, well, it's true.
00:46:54I haven't been feeling very well lately.
00:46:56Audrey, this is my ma, Winifred Krelboind.
00:46:58Ma, this is Audrey Fulcoy.
00:47:00She's my girl.
00:47:01Hi, Audrey.
00:47:02Are you hungry?
00:47:03I sure am.
00:47:04I could eat a hurry.
00:47:05Oh, well, sit right down,
00:47:07and I'll go get the first course.
00:47:12Sit here, Audrey.
00:47:13Do you want me to take your sweater?
00:47:16Well, yeah.
00:47:25Never mind that.
00:47:27Well, now, try this.
00:47:28It tastes like cough syrup.
00:47:37Dr. Flem's cough syrup.
00:47:39A toast?
00:47:41To Audrey Jr.
00:47:43No, to Audrey Sr.
00:47:44You, you glutton, you.
00:48:10Tonight, I keep an eye on you.
00:48:12I don't let nobody get near you.
00:48:25I've got the soup.
00:48:28Now, don't touch you till I get the flavoring.
00:48:31Gee, Audrey, you sure look good by candlelight.
00:48:34Oh, do I really see more?
00:48:36Yeah.
00:48:37Here you are.
00:48:40I'll try it.
00:48:43It sure smells different.
00:48:44It's different.
00:48:46Some kind of oil, isn't it?
00:48:49God, liver oil.
00:48:50It's wonderful for the colon.
00:48:52And that's sulfur powder on the top.
00:48:54Feed me.
00:49:11Feed me.
00:49:12I'm hungry.
00:49:15Open it, dear son.
00:49:18Feed me.
00:49:21Open it, dear son.
00:49:23Feed me.
00:49:27I didn't eat it.
00:49:29Feed me.
00:49:31I heard it.
00:49:32I want food.
00:49:36The talking plans we got.
00:49:38I'm hungry.
00:49:40No.
00:49:42Hungry?
00:49:43And other fine cattle from fish.
00:49:46Who would you like to have tonight?
00:49:48You look fat enough.
00:49:50We not only got a talking plan, we got one that makes with smart cracks.
00:49:57Will you listen to me, you botanical bum?
00:50:00Food you wouldn't get.
00:50:02Not from Gravis Mushnik.
00:50:04I'm starved.
00:50:06Excellent.
00:50:07You would unpopulate the old skid row.
00:50:09Well, you can forget about it.
00:50:13You wouldn't get fed from Gravis Mushnik tonight.
00:50:17Good night.
00:50:18You'll get yours.
00:50:28I kind of like this chalmaine.
00:50:30If it tastes a little bitter, it's because it's made of Chinese herbs and it's flavored with acromyacin and epsom salts.
00:50:38They're enough to cook in the whole world like my ma.
00:50:40That's what your old man said before the louse ran out on me.
00:50:43You know, if you're going to be married, you've got to be a good cook.
00:50:46Maybe you could teach me.
00:50:48You think Nick had to marry?
00:50:50Well, he hasn't asked me yet.
00:50:52Who hasn't?
00:50:53Seymour.
00:50:54Seymour's too young to get married.
00:50:56Look here.
00:50:57A boy's got to go out and play around a little bit.
00:51:00Go out on the make and have a ball.
00:51:02Seymour, I don't want to have a ball.
00:51:04I want to be with Audrey.
00:51:05Now, look, Seymour.
00:51:07You promised you wouldn't get married until you bought me an iron lung.
00:51:11You've been breathing for years, Ma.
00:51:13Well, that ain't easy.
00:51:14It ain't easy, son.
00:51:16I don't want to be with you, Ma.
00:51:46All right, you.
00:51:49Come out of there.
00:51:51Don't shoot, mister.
00:51:53I'm old and sick.
00:51:54I wouldn't know it even a fly.
00:51:56Come out in the light where I can see you.
00:52:00Ma, please don't shoot.
00:52:02Please.
00:52:03Please.
00:52:04I'm only gravis mushnik.
00:52:05You wouldn't want to kill me.
00:52:06Where would you hide the body?
00:52:07Don't worry.
00:52:08I'm not going to shoot you.
00:52:10Not unless you try something.
00:52:11Try something?
00:52:11I never tried anything in my life.
00:52:13I wouldn't try anything now.
00:52:14You want my money?
00:52:15Take it.
00:52:16You mind I should go out and steal you some more?
00:52:18That's all right, too.
00:52:18I'll do it.
00:52:19Thank you very much.
00:52:22I like your brand of hospitality.
00:52:25You'll excuse it, isn't more.
00:52:26I'm only a poor florist.
00:52:27Yeah, yeah.
00:52:29We got about 30 bucks here.
00:52:32Come on, now.
00:52:32Where's the rest of it?
00:52:33I was in here this afternoon.
00:52:35I saw about 30,000 people in here.
00:52:37They must have spent some money.
00:52:38Where is it?
00:52:38There ain't no more money.
00:52:39They came in to look on the plant.
00:52:40It's a big attraction.
00:52:41Audrey Jr.
00:52:43The plant.
00:52:43Don't try to snow me, Jim.
00:52:4430,000 squares didn't come in here just to look for a plant.
00:52:46I want it.
00:52:48I don't got no more money.
00:52:49Honest.
00:52:50Believe me.
00:52:51Okay, let's try this.
00:52:52One.
00:52:53Two.
00:52:54Three.
00:52:55Four.
00:52:56No, I ain't got no more money.
00:52:57Honest.
00:52:58All right.
00:52:58Try it the other way around.
00:52:59Five.
00:53:00Four.
00:53:01Three.
00:53:02Two.
00:53:03All right.
00:53:03All right, I'm ready.
00:53:04Okay, big bad, where?
00:53:07In the plant.
00:53:10In the plant.
00:53:11The big plant, Audrey Jr.
00:53:17Inside the big leaf.
00:53:19That's right, inside.
00:53:22How do you get it open?
00:53:25Just knock.
00:53:34In there.
00:53:43In there.
00:53:45Inside.
00:53:46In the bottom.
00:53:48I don't see anything.
00:53:50Way inside.
00:53:52Right in the bottom.
00:53:53I don't care what you got at the date with Audrey tonight.
00:54:21I am no more sitting up with that no-good-need plant.
00:54:27But gee, Mr. Mushnick, you don't have to sit up with it anymore.
00:54:29It's all grown up now.
00:54:31Excellent.
00:54:31Smart guy.
00:54:32How do you know it don't be hungry no more?
00:54:34Well, because...
00:54:35Tonight you are staying.
00:54:37Then tomorrow they're coming and they're going to give you a trophy.
00:54:39And then after that, we are getting rid once and for all for that plant.
00:54:43Getting rid of it?
00:54:44Why?
00:54:45Don't ask why.
00:54:46Why?
00:54:46The end.
00:54:47Into the garbage can.
00:54:49Aloha.
00:54:50Oh, yes, Mr. Shiva.
00:54:52Oh, Seymour.
00:54:53You're a wonderful plant.
00:54:55Oh, that's all right, Audrey.
00:54:57I'll grow other plants, even more wonderful ones.
00:54:59I know you will.
00:55:01Did you figure out what we're doing tonight?
00:55:04Yeah, we're going to a place full of beautiful flowers.
00:55:07We have to stay here.
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:09Well, never mind.
00:55:10We'll have a picnic.
00:55:12It'll be just like going to the country.
00:55:14Oh, boy.
00:55:14The 3,000 pink azaleas for the arbor and the 9,000 yellow mons for the border.
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:20And the roses for the front and the back.
00:55:22No, around the back.
00:55:24What do you mean you're going to a picnic at night with that full-cord girl?
00:55:28Don't you like Audrey, Ma?
00:55:29She's out after your money.
00:55:31I don't have any money.
00:55:33Oh, she's a smart one.
00:55:35She'll latch on to you until you get some and then goodbye fortune.
00:55:39But Audrey's an honest girl, Ma.
00:55:41Yeah, never trust a woman who's too healthy.
00:55:44But Audrey had a bad cold a couple of weeks ago.
00:55:46Oh, a cold, a puny cold.
00:55:49Why don't you get yourself a real female with something decent like monouniucleosis or gallstones?
00:55:55Well, maybe she could catch something like that.
00:55:57The only thing she'll catch is you.
00:56:00And she'll take you off to some shady sanitarium and leave me to chiropractors and faith healers.
00:56:07I know when I'm not wanted.
00:56:09Oh.
00:56:10Oh, gee, Ma.
00:56:12Don't feel sorry for me.
00:56:13I'll just find a nice wet alley somewhere and curl up and wait for the end.
00:56:19Oh, please don't die till I get back, will you, Ma?
00:56:22I'll take care of you.
00:56:23I'll always take care of you.
00:56:24I promise.
00:56:25Yeah.
00:56:25Bye.
00:56:32Gee, Audrey, I never tasted food like this before.
00:56:35It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
00:56:37Peanut butter and jelly?
00:56:38What does that cure?
00:56:40Nothing.
00:56:40It's just a food.
00:56:41Well, what good is it if it doesn't clear up pimples or shrink your sinus tissues or something?
00:56:45You're just being silly, Seymour.
00:56:49Seymour, what do you want to be?
00:56:52Well, I want to grow things.
00:56:54If I had a lot of money, I'd go to the South Seas where they grow the most fabulous plants in the world.
00:56:59Well, that sounds exciting.
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:02I'd like to go to the South Seas, too.
00:57:04There's no reason why you couldn't go.
00:57:07Would you take me with you, Seymour?
00:57:08Oh, I couldn't very well go without you, Audrey.
00:57:12Why not?
00:57:13Well, because I'm in love with you, Audrey.
00:57:16Oh, I'm in love with you, too, Seymour.
00:57:19Feed me.
00:57:21What'd you say?
00:57:23I was just kidding.
00:57:25I'm hungry.
00:57:27Seymour.
00:57:28I didn't mean it.
00:57:29Why did you say it?
00:57:31Oh, food.
00:57:34You didn't even say that.
00:57:35Oh, yes, I did.
00:57:36I said it.
00:57:36I said it.
00:57:37Oh, I'm looking right at you.
00:57:39Well, I'm a ventriloquist.
00:57:41You're a what?
00:57:42A ventriloquist.
00:57:43Feed me.
00:57:45Seymour, do you feel all right?
00:57:47Well, I don't know.
00:57:48I'm not sure.
00:57:49Well, then stop all this nonsense and kiss me.
00:57:51I'm dying from hunger.
00:57:55Oh, right.
00:57:55If you're so hungry, eat something.
00:57:57But forget about me.
00:57:59Gee, I'm sorry, Audrey.
00:58:00Give me to eat.
00:58:02You can't control yourself.
00:58:03I'm going home.
00:58:04I need some showers.
00:58:09Burn my empty stomach.
00:58:12Audrey, please wait.
00:58:14Listen to me.
00:58:15I've listened to all the nonsense.
00:58:16I want to hear, Seymour.
00:58:18You're a nut.
00:58:19You tell me that you love me,
00:58:20and then you act like a complete idiot.
00:58:22Please listen, Audrey.
00:58:24I'll be able to explain everything soon.
00:58:26Well, why can't you explain now?
00:58:29Because so many things are so important.
00:58:31I want to marry you,
00:58:33but I've got to take care of Mom.
00:58:35Well, that plant in there
00:58:36is going to make it all come true.
00:58:38Tomorrow they're going to give me a trophy
00:58:40and I'll be famous.
00:58:41I'll be a big botanist.
00:58:43And then we can go to the South Seas,
00:58:44just like we planned and all.
00:58:46But that doesn't have anything to do
00:58:47with what went on in there.
00:58:48When you're ready to come to your senses, Seymour,
00:58:52then I'll talk to you.
00:58:54Good night, Seymour.
00:59:06I'm getting pretty tired of you.
00:59:08I need food.
00:59:10I don't care what you need.
00:59:12Look what you've done to me.
00:59:13You not only made a butcher out of me,
00:59:14but you drove my girl away.
00:59:16Shut up and bring on the food!
00:59:19Don't tell me to shut up.
00:59:20You shut up!
00:59:21Who raised you for a bunch of little seeds?
00:59:23Who fed you all them high-class fertilizers
00:59:25and sat up all night with you when you were sick?
00:59:27Nobody else would have done that for you.
00:59:29Do you think anybody else would have brought you
00:59:31human beings to eat?
00:59:33And darn right they wouldn't.
00:59:34Well, I've helped you and you've helped me.
00:59:37Now shut your trap and go to sleep.
00:59:39I'm tired.
00:59:39Now you will do as I say.
00:59:56Do you follow me?
00:59:57Yes, Master.
00:59:58You will go out and find me some food.
01:00:03Yes, Master.
01:00:04Now be gone and waste no time.
01:00:28Idiot!
01:00:29Idiot!
01:00:59Idiot!
01:01:00Idiot!
01:01:09Idiot!
01:01:12My name is Leonora Clyde.
01:01:13How's the rain on the rhubarb?
01:01:16Master is hungry.
01:01:17Well, hello there.
01:01:47I've got to find food for master, food I've got to find for master, for master I've got to find food.
01:02:09Maybe I can help.
01:02:11Who are you?
01:02:12My name is Leonora Clyde.
01:02:14I love you.
01:02:16Master wants food.
01:02:18Let the old goat wait.
01:02:20The knight is young, and so are we.
01:02:23Master doesn't eat goat.
01:02:29Well, what kind of food does he like?
01:02:35Ooh, that's more like him.
01:02:38Kiss me.
01:02:43What's the matter, don't you like me?
01:02:45Too bony.
01:02:46Too bony.
01:02:47Too bony?
01:02:48Nobody ever told me that before.
01:02:49Beef is better than veal.
01:02:52Ah, you're such a dodo.
01:02:54What do you call this?
01:02:56Chopped liver?
01:02:57Mmm.
01:03:00Master would like more fat.
01:03:03Speak for yourself, John.
01:03:05My name is Seymour.
01:03:08My name is Seymour.
01:03:09My name is Seymour.
01:03:10That's my name too.
01:03:12Are you interested or are you just wasting my time?
01:03:16I never thought anybody would volunteer.
01:03:18Do you volunteer?
01:03:19Sure I do.
01:03:20All right, if you're sure you want to volunteer.
01:03:24All right.
01:03:25My place or yours?
01:03:27I don't care.
01:03:29Well, flip a coin.
01:03:31I don't have a coin.
01:03:33Flip anything, silly.
01:03:35Well, there's a rock.
01:03:39Wet or dry?
01:03:40Wet.
01:03:41Wet.
01:04:00The search was narrowing,
01:04:01and we knew that soon we would have the killer.
01:04:04Not that we had any more clues than before,
01:04:06but we had to tell the chief something.
01:04:08I had that feeling in my bones
01:04:09that the mystery was drawing to its climax,
01:04:11and I was determined to be on hand.
01:04:13All right.
01:04:14Out, out, out.
01:04:15Nobody is in.
01:04:16Today we have a special occasion for Seymour Crowboy,
01:04:18which has invented the big plan.
01:04:20So I want everybody to please stay out of the way.
01:04:23We want Seymour!
01:04:24We want Seymour!
01:04:26We want Seymour!
01:04:27We want Seymour!
01:04:28We want Seymour!
01:04:34I tell you this business is worse than being a conductor
01:04:36in a revoluting door.
01:04:38I'll be glad when this day is finished.
01:04:40What's a celebration?
01:04:41They're presenting my son with a trophy.
01:04:43Yeah, what'd he do?
01:04:44Run away from home?
01:04:45Please don't look at me that way, Audrey.
01:04:47I want to talk to you.
01:04:48I'm sorry, Seymour.
01:04:49I just don't understand you.
01:04:50I'll explain everything after the ceremony.
01:04:51Yo, police!
01:04:52What are you doing here?
01:04:53Heard there was something going on here this evening.
01:04:54Just thought we'd come by and keep an eye on things.
01:04:55Look, we don't need no eyes kept on nothing.
01:04:56The society of silent power observers has arrived,
01:04:58and sunset is almost upon us.
01:04:59Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
01:05:00We are honored for to have you.
01:05:01Still working on those disappearances.
01:05:02We think they were murdered.
01:05:03Hey, looky here, young man.
01:05:04That's no way to talk at a time like this.
01:05:05Let me see your tongue.
01:05:06Uh-huh.
01:05:07Know what you got?
01:05:08Just the facts, ma'am.
01:05:09Trench mouth.
01:05:10Uh-huh.
01:05:11I know.
01:05:12I had it back in Alt-9.
01:05:13Better have that looked into, Frank.
01:05:14Whatever you say, Joan.
01:05:15Uh, Mr. Crowboy.
01:05:16The sun is going down now, and, uh...
01:05:17Uh, uh...
01:05:18Uh...
01:05:19Uh...
01:05:20Uh...
01:05:21Uh...
01:05:22Uh...
01:05:23Uh...
01:05:24Uh...
01:05:25Uh...
01:05:26Uh...
01:05:27Uh...
01:05:28Uh...
01:05:29Uh...
01:05:30Uh...
01:05:31Uh...
01:05:32Uh...
01:05:33Uh...
01:05:34Uh...
01:05:35Uh...
01:05:36Uh...
01:05:37You do think those fuzz are going to open?
01:05:39I hope so.
01:05:40Because if they don't, Mr. Crowboy, we shall just have to present the award at another time.
01:05:46Oh, it's starting to open!
01:05:48It's not...
01:05:49Mark!
01:05:53Oh, look, the first fuzz is open.
01:06:01Isn't that...
01:06:02Railroad Cop.
01:06:03Look at the rest.
01:06:04What do you think, Frank?
01:06:18They're all there, Joe.
01:06:20Yes, you're right.
01:06:21Mr. Crawboy?
01:06:22How do you explain it?
01:06:23I didn't mean it.
01:06:24I didn't mean it.
01:06:25That's right, officer.
01:06:26He didn't mean to kill, did he?
01:06:27Timor, you promised you to explain it.
01:06:31Looks like they're getting away, Joe.
01:06:32Yes, you're right.
01:06:33Let's get to him.
01:06:35Right.
01:06:40Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:06:43Yeah.
01:07:03Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:13Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:15It's not so scary.
01:07:17It's a good way.
01:07:19It's a good life.
01:07:20It's a good life.
01:07:22It's a good life that is heartless.
01:07:25Would you like to like it?
01:07:27It's a good life.
01:07:29It's an amazing life.
01:07:31It's a good life.
01:07:33It's an amazing life.
01:07:35I don't know.
01:07:37I'm sorry.
01:07:39I'm sorry.
01:07:41I've been to you.
01:09:43You wouldn't find them here with the toilets.
01:09:57Let's go back.
01:09:58You dirty rat plant.
01:10:22You messed up my whole life.
01:10:24Feed me!
01:10:26I'll feed you.
01:10:30I'll feed you like you've never been fed before.
01:10:36I'll feed you.
01:10:38I'll feed you.
01:10:42I'll feed you.
01:10:50I'll feed you.
01:10:52I'll feed you.
01:10:54I'll feed you.
01:10:55I'll feed you.
01:10:56I'll feed you.
01:10:58I'll feed you.
01:11:00You wouldn't find him tonight.
01:11:02Look, the door's open, Frank.
01:11:12He was such a good boy.
01:11:18Seymour!
01:11:20I didn't mean it.
01:11:30I didn't mean it.
01:12:00I didn't mean it.
01:12:02I didn't mean it.
01:12:04I didn't mean it.
01:12:06I didn't mean it.
01:12:08I didn't mean it!
01:12:10I didn't mean it!
01:12:12Who knows my ex.
01:12:14When it tests,
01:12:16He wasドラアス!
01:12:18We didn't have to retire.
01:12:20Co-host respond!
01:12:24And he now Cheers.