- 6/6/2025
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00:00:00穿越修仙世界八十年,我做得了AK,做得出坦克,却因为不能修仙,终究超脱不了生死和凡人一个寿命,我真的好想再活五百年。
00:00:13海尔曼,恢复今年八十,寿年就剩下一炷香了。
00:00:22义父放心,我等三位义子接受义父收入一大恩。
00:00:27今日定为义父夺得银丹
00:00:30为义父严寿百年
00:00:32好孩儿都请起
00:00:35为父为你们壮行
00:00:38兄弟
00:00:46你可憨慌了
00:00:48就别凑逗跟前现瘾了
00:00:50好了
00:00:51兄弟也是好心敬酒
00:00:53喝了这杯酒
00:00:57就去替为父夺取地灵丹吧
00:01:00是
00:01:01冲老狗
00:01:05冲个屁
00:01:06冲龙会
00:01:16仙人
00:01:17只收三个徒弟
00:01:18我三大家族一家一个
00:01:21你那三个义子吃不上个仙丹
00:01:25就去吃我所里的屎吧
00:01:27三大家族天里
00:01:30赛场上
00:01:31并请中家祖地
00:01:32一个不留
00:01:33许า
00:01:34二大家吃也有一 bearing
00:01:38莆 부
00:01:39挑食
00:01:40農坑
00:01:40農坑
00:01:41鲼
00:01:54農坑
00:01:54郭
00:01:55農坑
00:01:56其中
00:01:58只是
00:01:59Phill
00:02:00迲坑
00:02:00二人
00:02:02I'm gonna have to fight.
00:02:04I'm gonna have to fight.
00:02:06I'm gonna have to fight.
00:02:08I'm gonna have to fight.
00:02:10I'm the judge.
00:02:12I'm gonna have to fight.
00:02:14I'm gonna have to fight.
00:02:16Come on.
00:02:18Your three-time family members are not in my hands.
00:02:20How can I?
00:02:22If you leave, I will go.
00:02:24I will leave you for the rest of the game.
00:02:26The battle rules is not the rule.
00:02:28The game is left for three people.
00:02:30The battle rules will begin.
00:02:32The battle rules will begin.
00:02:34Wait, wait.
00:02:38I have to say something.
00:02:40What are you doing?
00:02:42The battle rules are already done.
00:02:44The battle rules are coming.
00:02:46The battle rules are coming.
00:02:48The battle rules are coming.
00:02:56The battle rules are coming.
00:02:58How can we get them from here?
00:03:00None of us could make us win.
00:03:02Don't get pissed.
00:03:04Dear children.
00:03:05The battle rules arechtered.
00:03:06Municipal Winnerism.
00:03:08RUEDERmodelism.
00:03:09RUEDERodislavji.
00:03:12RUEDER?
00:03:13LULUTS.
00:03:15�르 Minuten proc Consult the war.
00:03:16Let's kill your forty- خ personalético cream.
00:03:18RUEDER.
00:03:20RUEDER.
00:03:22Let's go.
00:03:52裁判大人宣布结果吧
00:04:01然后给出地灵丹
00:04:03没想到你这个老东西
00:04:05竟然有如此手
00:04:07这些是你的法宝吗
00:04:10还挺猛的
00:04:12地灵丹在这
00:04:15拿去吧
00:04:22中天入青云剑门
00:04:26中正入铁甲门
00:04:28中霄入玄机门
00:04:30传送门开始可入宗门
00:04:32我终于能从后天大圆门
00:04:36进入先天境界
00:04:37终于能长寿了
00:04:39孩儿们
00:04:41快
00:04:42给我一副一个地灵丹
00:04:44岂生
00:04:49一副
00:04:50地灵丹
00:04:52在这
00:04:53一副符
00:05:04我们立地灵给你
00:05:06老爷
00:05:10鲁蚁之城
00:05:17有趣
00:05:18有趣
00:05:18叫你一生一会儿
00:05:20还真把自己当老子了
00:05:22这仙丹
00:05:23你连我印象都不配
00:05:26中霞弟子听令
00:05:28老狗已死
00:05:30你们是跟少主我
00:05:32还是
00:05:33跟这个死人
00:05:35吃了这地灵丹
00:05:39我们就不如先天界
00:05:41受人增长两百
00:05:42剩一只老狗
00:05:44就脱了不停
00:05:46选择杀
00:05:48那就别废话
00:05:50你是不是心里
00:05:54已经骂死我了
00:05:55什么白眼王
00:05:57什么忘恩负义
00:05:59什么蛇熟脸灯
00:06:00你骂出来吧
00:06:04骂出来吧
00:06:06我没有在意呢
00:06:08骂你们
00:06:09江湖上的英雄
00:06:13都过枪之急
00:06:15我年轻时候
00:06:17比你们还阴
00:06:18终究使我老了
00:06:22心到我家老爷
00:06:27口眼来护住
00:06:30熊青
00:06:34不关你的事
00:06:35你又活着
00:06:37那个血天
00:06:39是老爷的热咒
00:06:41救活了我
00:06:44老爷说了
00:06:54地神之恩
00:06:56等永泉相报
00:06:59下老爷
00:07:01有些杀了
00:07:03熊青
00:07:04就死好了
00:07:09卓东少女
00:07:11看我们狗前在这儿护卓
00:07:12说
00:07:15护不护卓
00:07:17还护不护卓
00:07:18兄弟
00:07:28兄弟
00:07:28无趣
00:07:29我入宗门了
00:07:32独自量命的死骨
00:07:47我们一起吧
00:07:49救命
00:07:50救命
00:07:51这是禽兽行刑
00:07:58可惜啊
00:08:00我没有义务为你伸张正义
00:08:02修仙是尖
00:08:03强者为尊
00:08:05适者是尊
00:08:06这个动静
00:08:20是什么妖魔
00:08:21难道是这个小子
00:08:25天生满体
00:08:31习武奇才
00:08:32叫我叫老爷
00:08:43我不跟你打了
00:08:51我回神仙门了
00:08:52天生先生
00:08:57求求你跟我叫老爷
00:08:59一颗电灵灯
00:08:59救命吧
00:09:01求求时候
00:09:02别惩罚爱情
00:09:03这爷孙二人不凡
00:09:07满小子还好
00:09:08这个老头的丹田古井无果
00:09:10我竟看不出是什么体质
00:09:12一起带过去好了
00:09:14熊老弟
00:09:16这说的什么话
00:09:18以后我们就是同门了
00:09:21这颗地灵灯
00:09:23由你支配
00:09:24玄机门看中你的天赋
00:09:26还特许你
00:09:28从凡间带一个人上仙门
00:09:30老爷
00:09:40老爷
00:09:40老爷又救了
00:09:42快知道
00:09:42还叫什么老爷
00:09:47叫爹
00:09:50爹
00:09:50爹
00:09:54咱俩一起去玄机门
00:09:56咱修监吧
00:09:57老爷
00:09:59来
00:10:00爹
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