Joe Dombrowski: Don't Eat the Crayons | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

You thought Miss Frizzle had wild stories from the Magic School Bus? Wait until you hear Joe Dombrowski’s compilation  | dG1fZzhmY2tueUFJbjg

Transcript

00:00I made the active choice to teach kindergarten.

00:04Kindergarten is the best grade because the bar is just so unbearably low!

00:10I was just going to work drunk every day,

00:12and the kids were like,

00:13wow, the tall man's extra fun today.

00:18Guys, I'm grossy!

00:23What is this word?

00:25Little.

00:27And she looked at me, and she goes,

00:29um, is it titties?

00:44I also didn't realize that kindergarteners lose their teeth

00:46at the rate of a great white shark.

00:48At any moment in a kindergarten classroom,

00:50you're just standing in a sea of three-foot meth heads.

00:53Parent pick-up at private school is so different,

00:57because those private school dads...

01:09Los Angeles!