00:00You
00:17When we last saw Rocky and Bullwinkle their mysterious spooky Butler saved them from their mysterious spooky house
00:24Which mysteriously and spookily disappeared into a portal
00:27Not as mysterious was Boris and Natasha failing to find fearless leader and evil vacation home
00:36But in a definitely crazy turn of events, Bullwinkle gulped down an old energy drink that wasn't really an energy drink
00:43Which instead turned him into a monster
00:46Other things you need to know these are the monster bros internet superstars who claim to catch monsters, but never do well
00:53That was harsh bruh
00:55And now we pick up our next crazy adventure on top of spooky house
01:09Quick question are you a friendly monster?
01:12Are a friendly eating monster?
01:20Sorry rock hairball now. What were you saying about a monster?
01:24Look at yourself
01:28I've got monster hands
01:30I've got monster everything. This is bad. This is so bad. Oh
01:40Wait, it's not that bad
01:43Ah, it's bad again
01:45We gotta fix it
01:47Never mind all fixed
01:49Not fixed
01:50Oh my the only thing scarier than Bullwinkle's condition is this heart-stopping opening title sequence
01:56Oh
01:58No
03:00Who will definitely know what to do, because I've never had a problem he couldn't fix.
03:09Don't eat that.
03:12Don't eat that.
03:13Don't eat that.
03:21Boy, I ate a lot of silly things back then.
03:25Ooh, duty-free cricket bats.
03:27Yum.
03:29Don't eat that.
03:30Okay, now.
03:34Just stay cool and don't turn into a monster.
03:38Right-o.
03:39Next.
03:44Next.
03:45They're a problem.
03:57I'm nuts.
03:58Run!
03:59Oh, no.
04:00If word of this spreads, our heroes will never get out of London.
04:04But it looks like word's about to spread.
04:08X-tree, X-tree.
04:10Monster Moose on the loose.
04:12Spoken your foes to put monster away forever.
04:17Scientists say not before we can do experiments on him.
04:21And probably his squirrel friend, too.
04:23Okay, that's enough headlines.
04:25One more.
04:26Monster Bros arrive in London to catch the Moose Monster
04:30and prove they're not just energy drinks shilling frauds.
04:34Oh, well, if you can't beat them, join them.
04:36Extra, extra, fearless leader all packed for his evil vacation home.
04:41Nothing like a little me time to recharge the evil batteries.
04:45Am I right, evil chicken?
04:47Boris, Natasha, perfect timing.
04:53We are all ready to move into our evil summer home.
04:56Yeah, about that.
04:58What's with the floor door?
05:01Is there anything left of evil summer house?
05:04What?
05:06Yes, evil vacation home kind of disappeared into ether
05:09via spooky interdimensional vortex.
05:12Ah, you two, always with the bad news.
05:15Why can't anybody bring me good news?
05:25X-tree, X-tree.
05:27Fearless leader loses summer home.
05:29The game's plot to take over world with Monster Army.
05:33I do?
05:35I do.
05:36That is good news.
05:38Look.
05:39Big Ben still running five minutes late.
05:42Big whoop.
05:42Now the other headline.
05:45Moose Monster menaces metropolis.
05:47Again, big...
05:48Wait.
05:49Moose Monster?
05:50As in Moose Moose?
05:51As in Moose and Squirrel?
05:53And if one monster can bring London to a halt,
05:59just imagine what an army could do.
06:02Oh, yes.
06:03I'm imagining right now.
06:05I imagine us all as best friends.
06:09Laughing.
06:10Monstering.
06:11Accepting each other's personality quirks.
06:14Friendship and monsters.
06:17Monsters and friends.
06:19Together, together, Natasha looks mad.
06:24Fight as the idiot.
06:25Capture that monster and bring it back to me
06:28so I can dissect it, learn its secrets,
06:30and create a monster army.
06:33We will bring monsters right away, fearless leader.
06:41Friendship and monsters.
06:44Monsters and...
06:45Hey.
06:47With mission in hand,
06:48our evil spies headed to London
06:49to catch the Monster Winkhorn.
06:52But they weren't the only ones on the hunt.
06:54Awesome!
06:54We're gonna catch that monster, yeah!
06:56It's gonna be awesome, Brad!
06:57But little did they know,
07:00they drove right by our heroes.
07:03What am I gonna do, Rock?
07:05All of London is out to get me.
07:08That's because these headlines say you're a mean monster.
07:11But we're gonna show them you're a nice monster.
07:14And then everyone will love you.
07:16I see where this is going.
07:18Cue the proof to everyone
07:19Bullwinkle is a nice monster montage music.
07:21Now, when everyone sees you
07:29walk the adorable old lady
07:30across the street,
07:31that's me,
07:32they'll see you're nothing to be afraid of.
07:35No problemo, squirrel-o.
07:40Look!
07:41It's a monster!
07:42Yeah!
07:43But he looks friendly now!
07:45Now, smile for the front page.
07:47X-Tray, X-Tray!
07:56Mean monster tries to gobble Granny!
07:59Ugh.
08:01Okay.
08:02Operation New Headline.
08:04Now, I'm a British cat stuck in a tree,
08:07and the nice monster's about to save me.
08:10And I'm the nice monster, right?
08:12Yes.
08:13And you're the cat.
08:14Yes!
08:15Now save me!
08:16Meow!
08:17I'm a British cat in trouble!
08:19Meow!
08:20Oh, look!
08:21It's that Granny-eating monster!
08:25But now he's saving that kitty!
08:29It's working!
08:30And now the nice monster
08:32pulls me down to safety!
08:34And that's a beehive.
08:36Oh, no!
08:37Ow!
08:37Ow!
08:38Ow!
08:38Ow!
08:38Ow!
08:39Ow!
08:40X-Tray, X-Tray!
08:41Creepy creature catapults cuddly kitty!
08:44Okay, I'm a bus driver who's lost control of the bus,
08:50and the nice monster's gonna save me!
08:53Stop the bus!
08:54Got it!
08:55Help!
08:56I lost control of the bus, I did!
08:59Someone or something, help me!
09:03Look!
09:03That driver's lost control of the double dicker!
09:06But the monster's going to save him!
09:10Perhaps we've misjudged him all this time,
09:13and we're the monsters!
09:15Now, big smile for the headlines!
09:20Of course!
09:23Savage squirrel slams innocent moose!
09:26Now considered more dangerous than monster!
09:29And so, as Rocky's nice monster plans British backfired,
09:33Boris and Natasha arrived in London,
09:35looking like nice British clichƩs.
09:37I am effable, you freewheeling chimney sweep!
09:40And I am uptight nanny who always carries umbrella!
09:44As in spy umbrella that shoots sleep darts!
09:48Yeah, now who's gonna get it?
09:50Look, I'm our subros!
09:53Ha, ha, ha, ha!
09:55Ugh, I hate those guys.
09:58Now, let's go find that monster!
10:00Ah, there she is, our new nanny
10:02and her filthy chimney sweep friend!
10:04Uh, what's going on?
10:06I'm a very busy businessman
10:08who is very busy with business!
10:10Luckily, I have you to take care of,
10:12my precocious Pippa and Manchester!
10:16No, seriously, what is going on?
10:18I'm sure you'll do a bang-up job
10:20watching them whilst I busily do business!
10:23Drat, Big Ben!
10:25I'm five minutes late again!
10:28Wait, we're not real nanny and chimney sweep!
10:31Go on then, entertain us with whimsy!
10:34We don't do whimsy!
10:36Yeah, we do minsy!
10:38Ha, ha, ha, more!
10:40More!
10:42This all happened so quickly!
10:45Whimsy!
10:47X-tree, X-tree!
10:48Monster Moose still on the loose!
10:50Classic Angry Mob!
10:52Scotland Yard and scientists
10:54searching the city everywhere!
10:58Hey, wait, this line!
10:59This line!
11:02Whimsy!
11:03Pokey Smokes!
11:05The whole country's looking for you!
11:07There's no way we'll get back to Frostbite Falls
11:09so Dr. Oldman can fix you!
11:11Do not panic, Rock!
11:12Because this is the part where you give me a rousing speech
11:15about not giving up!
11:16Rallying me to the perfect solution!
11:21Yeah, I got nothing.
11:22Well, I do!
11:23Because this is also the part of the story
11:25where Bullwinkle looks across the street
11:27and sees the thing that just might save the day!
11:29Rocky, look!
11:30The fancy friendly unmonstering clinic!
11:33It's almost too good to be true!
11:35But you know what they say, Bullwinkle!
11:37If something's too good to be true,
11:39it probably is!
11:40Yeah, but what do they know?
11:42Yeah, they...
11:47We caught the monster, yo!
11:56Sleep darts can't slip us down!
11:58You got my wrong!
11:59Bulls on down!
12:01Wait, the monster bros actually caught a monster!
12:04They never catch monsters!
12:06We do now, yo!
12:08Oh, yeah!
12:10Oh, yeah!
12:12Rocky and Bullwinkle are trapped
12:13and at the mercy of the bros?
12:15Oh, no, yo!
12:16Oh, yes, yo!
12:17And if you like that,
12:19check this out, bro!
12:26Yo, bros!
12:27Look what I just found!
12:31Beast Class Energy Drink!
12:33In new brolicious flavors!
12:37There's Slampire Slurp!
12:41Quazilla Ghost!
12:45Lemon Lime and Style!
12:48And Sugar!
12:53Date your parents' permission before drinking Beast Blast!
12:56Side effects include being totally rad,
12:58having too many friends,
12:59and itchy black full body rash.
13:01Wait!
13:01What?
13:02Beast Blast!
13:04And we're back to find the monster bros
13:06bro-ing out with our heroes trapped inside their bro-van, yo!
13:09X-tree, X-tree, X-tree!
13:11Monster bros claim to have caught the moose monster!
13:15Currently racing to Hyde Park for super awesome public unveiling!
13:20Yeah, yeah, this is going to be good!
13:21This is awesome, Adam!
13:22Yeah!
13:23This just in!
13:25Ha!
13:25Check it, bros!
13:30We're finally going to prove to the world
13:32that we for reals caught a for reals monster!
13:35Yeah!
13:36Now nobody can say we're just internet loser bros
13:39that lie about catching monsters just to sell energy drinks!
13:42Today we are legit, yo!
13:44I'm scared, Ruck!
13:49It's like I don't even know what's happening anymore!
13:52Well, let's see.
13:53According to this,
13:54Londoners are still late for everything
13:56because the big band,
13:57the monster bros caught you,
13:59we already knew that,
14:00and scientists...
14:02Uh, never mind that.
14:03Wait, what?
14:04Scientists what?
14:06Scientists don't want to poke, prod,
14:08and study the hideous beast for science!
14:11Wait, you're lying!
14:12Your left eye always twitches when you lie!
14:15No, it doesn't!
14:16Give me that!
14:17Ha!
14:18Scientists do want to poke, prod,
14:20and study me,
14:20and they're waiting at the park!
14:22But you forgot about this headline!
14:25Everything works out for Rocky and Bullwinkle,
14:27and they get home to frostbite fall safely!
14:31Is that the Rocky Times?
14:33It's a reputable publication,
14:34and it's full of hope!
14:38Natasha, look!
14:40There goes loser bros!
14:41Now we just have to follow them,
14:43destroy them,
14:44and steal their monster for fearless leader!
14:46That's no fun!
14:48We want to journey to a magical land
14:50by jumping into paintings!
14:52Look!
14:54What are you talking about?
14:56You can't jump into paintings!
14:58Sure you can!
14:59You just have to use imagination and whimsy!
15:03That's ridiculous!
15:04Look!
15:04I am jumping!
15:08I am imagination and whimsy!
15:11And I...
15:11Yeah!
15:14Yeah, I'm not going in there!
15:16Whimsy!
15:17I'm freaking out!
15:23That's okay!
15:25Because when you find you're freaking out,
15:28it means your heart is speaking out!
15:30I'm telling you to dance and sing a song!
15:35That's your song!
15:36Maggie-Branny-Super-Super-Super-Fubble-Fubble-Wubble!
15:42Maggie-Branny-Super-Super-Fubble-Fubble-Wubble!
15:49Natasha!
15:50What is going on?
15:51I think...
15:52My mind's been dead!
15:54As the cartoon puffins continue to dance
15:56and terrify our villains,
15:58the Monster Bro Big Monster Show
16:00was nothing but no-shows!
16:01I don't get it, bros!
16:03Everyone should be here by now, yo!
16:06Oh, wait!
16:07Big Ben is five minutes slow
16:09and everybody's late!
16:12Ladies and gentle bros!
16:14And nasty science bros!
16:18Are you ready to see a monster?
16:23Monster!
16:23Monster!
16:24Monster!
16:25Monster!
16:26Monster!
16:27We don't have much time, Bullwinkle!
16:29You've got to use your monster's drink
16:31to get us out of here!
16:32Why didn't we do that before?
16:33I was busy writing the Rocky Times!
16:35I'm sorry I made fun of it!
16:36It's a great paper!
16:37Now let's do this!
16:46Whoa!
16:48Looks like he's getting pretty worked up in there!
16:50Maybe he should chill out with a...
16:53Beast Boss!
16:57Monster!
16:58Monster!
16:59Monster!
17:00It's no use!
17:02This bro van is made of solid bro-enforced steel!
17:06Then I guess it's time to chill out with a Beast Blast, bestest buddy!
17:10Here's to good times, old friend!
17:13You wanted a monster?
17:15Well, here it is!
17:21It's just a muse!
17:23This was all just some cheap stunt to sell energy drinks!
17:27They think we're daft, they do!
17:31Okay, we should go, yeah?
17:34Yahoo!
17:35Whoa!
17:38Bullwinkle!
17:39Now's our chance!
17:40We've got to get to the airport and get back to Frostbite Falls
17:43before you turn into...
17:45Ah, crud!
17:53We never speak of this again.
17:56Wrenchie!
17:58Well, there's something you don't see every day.
18:00Boris, he's monster and squirrel!
18:08We should probably stop drinking this stuff.
18:10And run!
18:17Hang on!
18:19Wait for us!
18:20Oh, what a splendiferous day!
18:24I hate those kids!
18:28Okay, we should be safe up here.
18:32Think again, monster, moose and squirrel!
18:35Ah, evil spies!
18:36Ah, precocious children!
18:38You're coming with us now to Pennsylvania!
18:40Where fearless leader will do experiments on you
18:42to create an evil monster army!
18:45And this time, nothing will stand in our way!
18:49Stand!
18:50Why stand when you can't see?
18:53Musical chimney sweeps!
18:55Hooray!
18:55Sweeping, leaping, happy, tappy,
18:57hokey, smoky chimney sweep!
18:58Sweeping, leaping, happy, tappy...
18:59No more singing!
19:03Aw!
19:04Aw!
19:05This is real life!
19:07And where is monster, moose and squirrel?
19:10Over there!
19:11And that's when Boris and Natasha realized
19:14that while they were dealing with musical chimney sweeps,
19:16their monster was taking the time to climb...
19:19Big Ben!
19:21Oh, and running past Big Ben,
19:23the Monster Bros and the Angry Crazy Monster Mob!
19:26Hold up, Brit Bros!
19:28There's the monster!
19:30You should be angry-moving him, yo!
19:34They're right!
19:35Get him!
19:40Oh, no, Bullwinkle!
19:42They spotted us!
19:43Don't worry, Fuzzy Buddy!
19:45There's no way they can catch us way up here!
19:47Axe-dry, Axe-dry!
19:49Scientist Plane Jack Antique Air Show!
19:52Totally able to reach monster moose for painful experiments!
19:56Seriously?
20:00Experiments!
20:01Wait a minute.
20:02Monster climbing a tall building,
20:04old airplanes swarming him.
20:06Haven't I seen this somewhere before?
20:10Nah.
20:10Nowhere to run now, moose monster!
20:14Whoa!
20:15Whoa!
20:16Ha-ha-ha!
20:17He's almost ours!
20:19Wait, who's watching the kids?
20:20Let's go!
20:22Run, you plane!
20:24Crud!
20:26Ah!
20:28Rocky, I can't hold on!
20:31But you can't fall!
20:32The classic angry mob is waiting for you!
20:35One step!
20:36One step!
20:37One step!
20:38Sorry, Rocks, but I think we're running out of time!
20:48What's he doing?
20:53Look!
20:54The monster's that big banged at the correct time!
20:57We'll never be late again!
20:58He's a nice monster after all!
21:03Oh, he's a nice monster now!
21:06We shouldn't hurt him!
21:07Let's go do experiments on other things, chaps!
21:10Bullwinkle!
21:11The planes have gone away!
21:13And everyone's cheering for you!
21:14Okay, but what do we do now?
21:16X-tree!
21:17X-tree!
21:18Monster moose, let's go of clock!
21:20Cause all of England loves him!
21:23Yeah!
21:25And so, thanks to the moose monster's coincidental clock correcting,
21:31Rocky and Bullwinkle were invited to Buckingham Palace,
21:34where they were to be knighted as official monster clock keepers!
21:40It is an honor to meet you, darling!
21:45Oh no!
21:46After all that, our heroes have found themselves in a hairier situation than before!
21:50What did they win?
21:51Wow, did I say hairier?
21:55Because I meant to say hairier jet!
21:57But whose jet could it be?
22:00Spooky house, butler!
22:02Do get in!
22:03I'm here to assist you!
22:06Okay!
22:06All right, children, time to go!
22:15Did you have a nice day?
22:16A truly splendid day, father!
22:21Whimsy!
22:23But where in the whimsy is that spooky butler taking Rocky and Bullwinkle?
22:28And what's behind that dark, spooky cloud?
22:31And will Fearless Leader ever get his monster army?
22:35Find out next time on A Pain in the Butler or The Island of Dr. Moose Row!
23:05A Pain in the Butler or The Island of Dr. Moose Row.
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