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00:01:29Let's go to your mother's house.
00:01:59Let's go to your house.
00:02:29Master Payne, what do we do?
00:02:44Open the mouth.
00:02:47The choose one.
00:02:59One.
00:03:01One.
00:03:03One.
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00:03:17Huh?
00:03:19Huh?
00:03:21Huh?
00:03:23Huh?
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:27Huh?
00:03:29Huh?
00:03:31Huh?
00:03:33Huh?
00:03:35Kill it!
00:03:37Huh?
00:03:53We will all be cursed!
00:04:07Huh?
00:04:09Huh?
00:04:11Oh…
00:04:13Huh?
00:04:15Huh?
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00:04:23Huh?
00:04:25Huh?
00:04:27Yeah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:31Huh?
00:04:33Oh yeah!
00:04:35Hold it!
00:04:38Hold it, hold it, hold it!
00:04:50Hmm?
00:04:52Hmm...
00:05:00Wait.
00:05:05Wait.
00:05:15Ah!
00:05:17Ah!
00:05:19Ah!
00:05:21Ah!
00:05:27Ah!
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Ah!
00:05:35Ah!
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00:05:43Ah!
00:05:45Ah!
00:05:49Ah!
00:05:50Ah!
00:05:56Ah!
00:05:59Ah!
00:06:02So cute!
00:06:03Bye-bye.
00:06:29He's in the movie.
00:06:32Sorry.
00:06:33He's in the movie.
00:06:37Oh, it's starting now.
00:06:40The child had become a man.
00:07:08Rolling to the bottom of a gully, he was raised by various rodents.
00:07:15Having no true home, he wandered the wilderness in search of the one who stole his life.
00:07:24So on he walked.
00:07:35Sometimes drove and occasionally partied with the desert creatures.
00:07:46Little did he know that before him lied a mystical road of great warriors and legends.
00:07:57You're days are over, mister.
00:08:08What they had not accomplished when he was a child, they sought to now finish.
00:08:20Through his adversity, he learned to fight.
00:08:33He learned to fight.
00:08:40And fight well.
00:08:44The more he fought, the more his powers grew.
00:08:55I mean, crap, man.
00:09:07I mean, crap, man.
00:09:20Look at that.
00:09:22That's like his stomach plug on the ground back there.
00:09:28You don't see that every day.
00:09:31I mean, that doesn't really even seem possible.
00:09:35If you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones.
00:09:40I mean, I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk.
00:09:44Uh-oh.
00:09:45Trouble.
00:09:50Open your mouth!
00:10:10Um.
00:10:22Um.
00:10:23Uh-oh.
00:10:25Um.
00:10:29Uh-oh.
00:10:34Uh-oh.
00:10:35Oh.
00:10:36Wow.
00:11:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:11:36I need gopher chucks.
00:12:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:12:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:12:48Our sexual preferences are our own business.
00:12:59He's an outsider have you ever seen him before hmm well twice hey who's he
00:13:25i don't know and that day i vowed to find the man who killed my family can you help me and why have you
00:13:39come to me you are master tang your skills are greatly known i've traveled many years and miles
00:13:47to find you how many miles would you say 10 million no i don't think 10 million look i need your help
00:13:59i live under constant attack your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak my bladder is full
00:14:08to bursting i feel for you and your grave loss however it will be impossible for us to help you
00:14:17master i implore you to reconsider hmm okay
00:14:25the man you seek his name is master pain he has great powers and is well protected by the evil council
00:14:32but now i am in a quandary for if your story is true then you would
00:14:49what are the odds of that
00:14:52you would be the chosen one master
00:14:57again with the squeaky shoes master i was hoping one day i could be the chosen one
00:15:05be quiet master i don't like him very much let's kill him sit down
00:15:16i must apologize for wimp low he is an idiot we have purposely trained him wrong as a joke
00:15:23if you've got an ass i'll kick it
00:15:29legend tells us that the true chosen one will bear the mark of infinite wisdom
00:15:44what in god's name is that thing he seems to be the reason i'm pursued there are so many things i've
00:15:52yet to understand does it have a name tonguey i should not have asked still this is a glorious day
00:16:02for the chosen one has come to free us from the evil council i remember a long time ago when a good
00:16:12friend of mine told me a friend of mine told me there would be a chosen one
00:16:27there will be a chosen one
00:16:32then he told me
00:16:35of the significance
00:16:37it will be significant
00:16:44and then he killed the dog
00:16:55i now officially know too much and why are you in bed oh you won't even believe what happened next
00:17:03no please very well chosen one i invite you to train with us until you find the whereabouts
00:17:10of master pain i'll do it in your dreams
00:17:14yes yes yes play me like a drum
00:17:23yes
00:17:38by the way
00:17:40my student ling here will assist you be not concerned of her shyness for it will pass
00:17:46there you go
00:17:56i will stay
00:18:00to train thank you master tang
00:18:06now you two on with your training
00:18:09yes
00:18:10yes sure
00:18:11as you know i'm a man of special needs
00:18:16you will now receive the fist of fury
00:18:22prepare the long rubber glove
00:18:27eenie meenie
00:18:29miney mo
00:18:31i wonder where my glove will go
00:18:41open your mouth
00:18:43open it
00:18:44you open
00:18:48hey guys what's going on
00:18:52hey you
00:18:53master pain it is a great honor having you beating random people in our town
00:18:57especially that hopeless man you just hit
00:19:01welcome
00:19:05my finger points
00:19:07wimplo you must be careful
00:19:09your confidence is disproportional to your abilities
00:19:13you think losing is winning
00:19:17huh
00:19:21the chosen one is here to help us
00:19:23i like him
00:19:24a lot
00:19:24listen
00:19:25i see the way you look at him
00:19:29i'm a man too you know
00:19:32i go pee pee standing up
00:19:37i will defeat him
00:19:38please don't
00:19:40i will
00:19:42i will
00:19:42i will
00:19:44defeat him
00:19:54The Chosen One trained, for part of him knew what lied ahead.
00:20:24Wow, I'll have some of whatever he's smoking.
00:20:35The others soon warmed up to him and his friend.
00:20:54Knock, knock, who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked.
00:21:03Take a close look, cause I rule, baby.
00:21:10And who do you rule? The large dark nipple people?
00:21:15I rock and rule all day long, sweet Susie.
00:21:21I challenge you.
00:21:24Leap that wall, if you're so great.
00:21:40Big deal.
00:21:50Up and over.
00:22:02Now we'll learn who's the best.
00:22:14Face to foot style, how'd you like it?
00:22:17I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive.
00:22:21But your weak link is, this is Earth.
00:22:25Oh yeah, try my nuts to your fist time.
00:22:30Who's laughing now?
00:22:32Please stop, Wimplow sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him.
00:22:36Well, I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, I'm gonna take his shoes and shove him up his...
00:22:44Chosen One, Master Payne's in town!
00:22:46Did you hear that?
00:22:48Master Payne, are you sure?
00:22:50Got you now!
00:22:52Hey!
00:22:53Hey, hey!
00:22:54No!
00:22:55Please!
00:22:56I'm bleeding, making me the victor.
00:22:58Oh, Master Payne's meeting with the mayor.
00:23:00Oh, this is bad.
00:23:02Master Payne will perform his skill.
00:23:20Please.
00:23:22I'm Bam Aquai.
00:23:37Who...
00:23:39Uh...
00:23:42Uh...
00:23:44Uh...
00:23:46Uh...
00:23:47Uh...
00:23:48Uh...
00:23:48Uh...
00:23:50Uh...
00:23:52Ah, well.
00:24:08Now then, Master Payne has heard rumor that the Chosen One was spotted in town.
00:24:14Do what he says, or he'll cut off your big toe.
00:24:17On that, you can trust me.
00:24:20Let him hear it.
00:24:22Oh, that's tender.
00:24:23That is tender.
00:24:43I have been called bad before.
00:24:45Many have said I do things that are not correct to do.
00:24:52I don't believe in such talk as this.
00:24:56I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time.
00:25:02First, a joke.
00:25:05What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
00:25:10My ass.
00:25:17Enough!
00:25:20Enough!
00:25:24Gentlemen, from this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name Betty.
00:25:33But, isn't Betty a woman's name?
00:25:46Easy, easy. We don't want to lose any more toes here.
00:25:50You'll all have to excuse Master Payne.
00:25:52Uh, Betty, it's 12 o'clock, and time for his nap.
00:25:58Betty?
00:25:59Hmm, sleepy time.
00:26:02Come along.
00:26:07I must find if I too possess this special skill.
00:26:11Remember, do not stop until I give you the signal or dramatically throw you to the ground and request a towel.
00:26:21I'm ready.
00:26:32Oh!
00:26:33Oh!
00:26:34Oh!
00:26:35Oh!
00:26:36Oh!
00:26:37Oh!
00:26:41Guys!
00:26:43Ow!
00:26:44You can't!
00:26:47Could you, please?
00:26:49Should we keep going?
00:26:50He said to hit him until he gave the signal to stop.
00:27:06Did anyone hear the signal?
00:27:09Well, he was whining for a while.
00:27:12Do you think whining was the signal?
00:27:16Hey, whoa, easy.
00:27:17We should wait a second or so.
00:27:21Hey, guys, come on.
00:27:24Oh, well.
00:27:25Hey, wait, wait.
00:27:26He did say the part about dramatically throwing us off his body.
00:27:43Oh!
00:27:44Oh!
00:27:45Yeah!
00:27:46Yeah!
00:27:52Okay!
00:27:55Go ahead!
00:27:58Throw us off!
00:28:00What?
00:28:01Uh, there is...
00:28:04You think he wants his towel?
00:28:09It's pretty still.
00:28:10Maybe it's time.
00:28:12We gotta get home, guys.
00:28:13Nobody say anything to mom.
00:28:14Come on.
00:28:41Ha!
00:28:44I am well.
00:28:51I am well.
00:28:57Okay.
00:28:59It is not yet your time.
00:29:01You must not stand against Master Pain.
00:29:04It's Betty now.
00:29:05Oh.
00:29:06You must not stand against Betty.
00:29:08If you fight, he will kill you.
00:29:11You need special training.
00:29:12You cannot defeat him now.
00:29:19I'm sorry?
00:29:21You cannot defeat him now.
00:29:23I will defeat him.
00:29:25If you can beat him, then you should have no problem beating me.
00:29:30Mmm.
00:29:31Hmm.
00:29:32Hmm.
00:29:49Not bad.
00:29:51what's wrong the supreme gift you must trust the power of the tongue but i must warn you
00:30:08in the meadow you will find betty's great protector moon you avoid the meadow
00:30:16we will meet again chosen one many more times in the sequel
00:30:46well at least i have you boy
00:31:00oh taco bell taco bell product placement with taco bell
00:31:12incharito macho burrito
00:31:15master king what are you doing here i've come to kick ass
00:31:19i know you seek the chosen one and i know what you did to his family
00:31:34now i'm going to beat you up
00:31:38do you need a glass of water or something
00:31:43jeez at least cover your mouth we're all going to catch it fight or die
00:31:51okay i'll shake your bouncy booty hit it
00:31:55you can't touch this
00:31:57you can't touch this
00:32:00you can't touch this
00:32:04what's the time
00:32:17please betty master chang is unable to fight you he's pretty sick
00:32:25don't he'll kill you like a small dog let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata
00:32:41hiding with the candy hoping the kids don't break through with the stick
00:32:46oh jeez and now the snorting starts
00:32:51i'm sorry i must fight you when i am stronger
00:32:56goodbye sally
00:32:58it's betty you son of a pig
00:33:04the name is betty
00:33:06a chosen one
00:33:15i want to help you but i
00:33:17he wasn't at the restaurant do you know where he is
00:33:30no no he'll kill you
00:33:33don't go
00:33:37please
00:33:39stay alive
00:33:41stay and live a life here with me
00:33:44look ling those curly cues on your face make me so hot i can't think straight
00:33:51he is well protected
00:33:53it's impossible
00:33:55you'll never make it
00:33:56never make it
00:33:59ever make it never
00:34:01make it never make it
00:34:03he'll never make it ever
00:34:04don't you see you can't make it
00:34:07i implore you to reconsider
00:34:10hmm okay
00:34:13he spends his time at the top of a waterfall swinging a chain around
00:34:19there
00:34:20you've got what you wanted
00:34:23now go
00:34:25remember
00:34:47avoid the meadow
00:34:50and
00:34:58hmm
00:35:02hmm
00:35:08hmm
00:35:10hmm
00:35:12hmm
00:35:14hmm
00:35:16hmm
00:35:17Hmm
00:35:19hmm
00:35:19Oh, my God.
00:35:49Oh!
00:35:51Oh!
00:35:55Oh!
00:36:08Oh!
00:36:14Oh!
00:36:19Oh, my God.
00:36:49Oh, my God.
00:37:19Swing in the chain, swing in the chain, swing in the chain, swing in the...
00:37:38Well, you must be quite a fighter to make it past my cow.
00:37:45What is it you want?
00:37:46Evil Betty, I've come to finish something I should have done years ago.
00:37:54Remember these?
00:37:56Well, you've grown. I thought you looked familiar.
00:38:01Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants.
00:38:05I've trained my whole life for this day.
00:38:08I spanked you as a baby. I'll spank you now, bitch.
00:38:13Good luck.
00:38:16You mustn't. You are not ready.
00:38:19Who are you?
00:38:20Ling's father.
00:38:23Oh, dear.
00:38:24No one man can defeat Betty.
00:38:26When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass-kicking for you!
00:38:31I have to avenge my family!
00:38:33At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about Iron Claws.
00:38:49They hurt like crap, man!
00:38:51Chosen One was clearly not ready.
00:39:09He should have listened to that one boob chick.
00:39:12Oh, water everywhere!
00:39:24Oh, over me!
00:39:26I'm getting wet!
00:39:29I'm falling!
00:39:31You're falling!
00:39:33We're falling!
00:39:35Oh, wait on it!
00:39:37Mmm, memento.
00:39:49Oh, chosen one.
00:39:51I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'll get you some help.
00:40:02Let me know if you see a radio shack.
00:40:07Once again, with feeling, one of us is wearing a push-up bra.
00:40:22It's Lazy.
00:40:23Esther Tang, please help me.
00:40:26I'm bleeding.
00:40:28Hey, I remember you.
00:40:34Push-up.
00:40:35Just like old times.
00:40:38Rikki-tikki-tikki.
00:40:39Too tight.
00:40:40Rikki-tikki.
00:40:41I have a mortal wound.
00:40:43Where?
00:40:44Where does it hurt?
00:40:45Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.
00:40:48Come inside.
00:40:49I'll get the Neosporin.
00:40:51Oh.
00:40:51Ba-na-na-na-na-na.
00:40:54Neo.
00:40:56Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na.
00:40:58Sporin.
00:40:59Ba-na-na-na-na-na.
00:41:00Please.
00:41:02I'm dying.
00:41:03You must listen to me.
00:41:05I fear the Chosen One may give up hope.
00:41:10This must not happen.
00:41:12The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, possesses a great supernatural power!
00:41:19Without Tonghi, the council is invincible.
00:41:29They will come to Betty's aid.
00:41:32Do you understand?
00:41:38No.
00:41:40I don't understand.
00:41:41Oh!
00:41:45No, don't do that.
00:41:46It hurts.
00:41:47Oh.
00:41:48No, it's good.
00:41:49It's good.
00:41:50No.
00:41:50No.
00:41:51Please.
00:41:52I have a wound there.
00:41:53Oh, come on.
00:41:54Don't spoil everything.
00:41:55This works for both of us, huh?
00:41:58Oh, yeah?
00:41:58Oh.
00:41:59Hey.
00:42:00Oh.
00:42:00Oh.
00:42:00Oh.
00:42:01Oh.
00:42:01Oh.
00:42:07The news of your father weighs heavy on my heart.
00:42:11Evidently, his wound never closed up properly.
00:42:15He gave his life for mine.
00:42:18I'm so sorry, Ling.
00:42:20He was my father my entire life.
00:42:23We were friends.
00:42:24I loved him.
00:42:27And now he's dead.
00:42:30Except for his hair and nails.
00:42:33Dead.
00:42:35What?
00:42:35What?
00:42:42I don't understand why people have to die.
00:42:53We, we, we, we, we, we, we.
00:42:56And now, if I lose you, oh, man, I'm a little tiny horny honey.
00:43:09Oh, but I don't know.
00:43:31It's so soon.
00:43:33I can't remember the last time I felt like this.
00:43:41So ready for action.
00:43:44So ready for love.
00:43:48I need you now in the worst way.
00:43:54I can't control it.
00:43:57Take me, man meat.
00:43:59But I don't want you to think I'm a slut.
00:44:03What?
00:44:14What now?
00:44:16How do I proceed?
00:44:25Simba.
00:44:29I am not Simba.
00:44:31I am the Chosen One.
00:44:35Ah, yes.
00:44:36I am Mushu Fasa.
00:44:40You must not be troubled, Chosimba One.
00:44:43He took everything from me.
00:44:45A family I never knew.
00:44:47What good am I now?
00:44:48His powers are greater than mine.
00:44:50Yes.
00:44:52Plus, when you were hit with his iron claw, you did scream like a wooshy.
00:44:57Look inside yourself, Chosimba.
00:45:01You must take your place in the great circle of...
00:45:05Stuff.
00:45:07Behold the symbols.
00:45:10One over here.
00:45:12The other over there.
00:45:16Remember, weakening and defeating Betty is the first step to revealing the council's identity.
00:45:25What is this evil council everyone speaks of?
00:45:29The answer you seek resides in the stars above.
00:45:34I don't understand.
00:45:36Of course you don't.
00:45:39I'm speaking in riddles.
00:45:41That's kind of the point.
00:45:43Like a clue that will later make you go,
00:45:46Oh, that's what he meant.
00:45:49Stars above.
00:45:50Stars above.
00:45:51Stars above.
00:45:52Stars above.
00:45:53Stars above.
00:45:54Stars above.
00:45:55Stars above.
00:45:56Please tell me.
00:45:57What is my purpose?
00:45:58Train, Chosimba.
00:45:59You must reach the next level.
00:46:01This is CNN.
00:46:03Wait.
00:46:04Mushu.
00:46:05CNN.
00:46:06One of my tongue.
00:46:07CNN.
00:46:08Mushu.
00:46:10Mushu!
00:46:19Hmm.
00:46:20Hmm?
00:46:21Taiga.
00:46:22Hmm?
00:46:23Taiga taiga taiga.
00:46:26Hmm.
00:46:28Hmm.
00:46:29Bird.
00:46:30Hmm.
00:46:31Hmm.
00:46:32Birdie.
00:46:33Birdie birdie.
00:46:34Hmm.
00:46:35Hmm.
00:46:36I am a great magician your clothes are red oh wow please do it again wait who's
00:46:47that he's alive a bit he's still alive better still alive how can that be well
00:47:01this is bad this is very bad your clothes are black the council will not be
00:47:08pleased but Betty do they have to know he's supposed to be dead I am
00:47:14responsible he alone can disrupt the evil council's plan him and that infernal
00:47:22tongue II red clothes master Betty might I inquire what is the evil council's
00:47:31plan hmm it is evil man it is so evil it is a bad bad plan that will hurt many
00:47:42people that are good I think it's great because it's so bad I see I think but
00:47:51master Betty what of the chosen one hmm I'll kill him I'll kill him dead like with
00:48:02with that rock or something like it like a stone
00:48:11we are both ventriloquist ventriloquist ventriloquist we are both ventriloquist and
00:48:18we practice every day he carries a basket he carries a paper roll and we don't
00:48:22have cysts but there is one thing that's for sure my friends we are ventriloquist
00:48:26hmm have you seen him before never ventriloquist
00:48:34you know the location of the chosen one where is he on the life of my dummy I
00:48:47swear this I'll never tell you where he is
00:48:50your mouth tricks will not work on me ventriloquist and so began Betty's
00:49:07killing spree no one was safe ouchy aiding the chosen one became an offense punishable by death
00:49:19orson orson where else
00:49:24we are both ventriloquist but now we're upside down I swing a bit more I swing a bit less but we both swing if you know what
00:49:41what
00:49:43what oh we all
00:49:45what oh please
00:49:46oh still now
00:49:47here she is a betty
00:49:49the chosen one disappeared last night what have you done with him
00:49:54funny I thought you could tell me
00:49:57in your dreams
00:49:59we all
00:50:00hmm I like them fasting
00:50:05yeah
00:50:06yeah
00:50:06yeah
00:50:08yeah
00:50:08you disgust me
00:50:10we
00:50:10we
00:50:10we
00:50:11we
00:50:12we
00:50:13we
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00:50:15we
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00:50:20we
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00:50:24we
00:50:25we
00:50:26we
00:50:27we
00:50:28we
00:50:56I'm just a birdie, too.
00:51:05Uh, lemurs go...
00:51:07Ostrich go...
00:51:09Koalas go...
00:51:12Huh?
00:51:13Yeah! Hit it!
00:51:26Okay, so here were my options.
00:51:40A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with his spinning back kick,
00:51:46or B, take the claw on the face, then roll on the ground and die.
00:51:54Shoulda gone with A.
00:51:56Don't want none unless you've got buns, hun!
00:52:06That's right! Follow me!
00:52:10Right into my trap!
00:52:26You go that way. I'll go home.
00:52:29Let's go!
00:52:30Let's go!
00:52:31Let's go!
00:52:32Let's go!
00:52:33Let's go!
00:52:34Oh, hey!
00:52:35Hm?
00:52:36Hmm?
00:52:37Hmm?
00:52:38Mm-hmm?
00:52:39Oh, hey, oh, hey!
00:52:41Hmm.
00:52:42Huh?
00:52:46Huh?
00:52:47Huh?
00:52:48Huh?
00:52:49Huh..
00:52:50Chosen One!
00:52:52I'm coming
00:53:22Go get some snacks
00:53:45Perhaps a carbonated soda
00:53:48I hope they have icees
00:53:52I've chosen the large tub
00:53:56My nipples look like milk duds
00:53:59I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn
00:54:03And it's non-dairy
00:54:05I will not be stopped by a tiny net
00:54:20I'll reverse the capture method and yeah
00:54:24Free now I have to find Ling
00:54:28Ling
00:54:30Wimplow?
00:54:34Wimplow?
00:54:36Chosen one
00:54:41Master!
00:54:43Chosen one
00:54:45Oh master
00:54:47Do I look alright?
00:54:49Yeah, sure
00:54:52On a scale from one to ten
00:54:55Uh, one
00:54:58Come closer please
00:55:01Listen and listen well
00:55:05I really like the band in sync
00:55:09My favorite member is Harpo
00:55:13I think there's a Harpo
00:55:15If not, there should be
00:55:18I will write their next hit maybe
00:55:21A boom-boom-chicky-chicky-boom-boom
00:55:24Boom-chicky-chacka-chacka-choo-choo
00:55:26By the way
00:55:28You must be wary of Betty's iron claws
00:55:32They are sharp and they hurt
00:55:34And beware his song about big butts
00:55:39He beats you up while he plays it
00:55:42Master, no
00:55:46Chosen
00:55:46Huh?
00:55:53Ling
00:55:54Chosen one
00:55:58I'm dying
00:56:00No, please
00:56:03Remember
00:56:04I will always love you
00:56:10Ling
00:56:17Huh?
00:56:19Huh?
00:56:24Dog
00:56:25Oh
00:56:26It's okay, boy
00:56:27No, it's not
00:56:31Chosen one
00:56:32Huh?
00:56:33Huh?
00:56:35Huh?
00:56:36Huh?
00:56:37Master
00:56:38Oh
00:56:39Oh, master
00:56:40You're alive
00:56:42I only did this
00:56:44That doesn't mean a person is dead
00:56:51Chosen
00:56:52Huh?
00:56:59Oh, Ling
00:57:00Chosen one
00:57:02Why did you run off?
00:57:04Why did you leave me?
00:57:06But I thought
00:57:07Huh?
00:57:08Oh, dog
00:57:12You're alive
00:57:13Hey, if you're all alive
00:57:17Then surely, wimp low
00:57:19A whimp
00:57:21Oh
00:57:22Oh
00:57:26Oh
00:57:30Betty has gone too far
00:57:32Killing is wrong
00:57:34And bad
00:57:35There should be a new stronger word for killing
00:57:38Like bad wrong or badong
00:57:41Yes
00:57:42Yes
00:57:43Killing is badong
00:57:44Yes
00:57:45Killing is badong
00:57:46From this moment
00:57:47I will stand for the opposite of killing
00:57:50Gnodab
00:57:56Excuse me, kind blacksmith
00:57:58Do you know where I can find some little silver triangular pyramid caps roughly an inch and a half in diameter?
00:58:03Right here in my hand
00:58:04Right here in my hand
00:58:06Betty's protective cap.
00:58:36Types were the source of his power.
00:58:38In order to defeat him, they would have to be removed.
00:58:43Chosen One tried and tried, but they were too smooth to pull and pointy, so they would
00:58:51like poke your hands if you didn't get it just right.
00:58:55So he got frustrated as any one of us would.
00:59:06Okay, maybe a little more than any one of us would.
00:59:18I'll never be able to do it, ever!
00:59:23Don't look at me!
00:59:25Your hands.
00:59:32Let me see.
00:59:32Let me see.
00:59:43It hurts.
00:59:49How about now?
01:00:01And now?
01:00:11And this?
01:00:23You broke a thermometer in my hands.
01:00:32Rub it all in my hair.
01:00:34You just get stranger and stranger and stranger.
01:00:47Your hands.
01:00:49How are they now?
01:00:50I don't know.
01:00:52They feel like they're on fire.
01:00:56So, you really think that's hot?
01:00:59Because I'll show your heart.
01:01:09Now try.
01:01:10You have helped me reach the next level.
01:01:36And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch.
01:01:39Sorry.
01:01:47What are you guys doing later, huh?
01:01:49I was just going to hang out, but maybe we could get a pizza or, you know, scam some chicks
01:01:56or something, right?
01:01:57Because, um, I don't know.
01:01:59I do like the ladies, you know.
01:02:06I do like them.
01:02:07I do like them and they do like me bad.
01:02:11Master Betty, my compliments.
01:02:14That tiny net was sure fire.
01:02:16Hmm, yes.
01:02:17A tiny net is a death sentence.
01:02:20It's a net and it's tiny.
01:02:22Sure.
01:02:23At this very moment, he's out in a field rotting like a papaya while we're in here cozy and
01:02:29enjoying the good life.
01:02:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:02:37Huh?
01:02:39Huh?
01:02:40Huh?
01:02:41Hmm?
01:02:42Ack!
01:02:43Oh, man.
01:02:45This is all I need.
01:02:46Evil counsel?
01:03:03I got your message.
01:03:10Hello?
01:03:11Now backing, Mike Piazza.
01:03:18Whoa, sorry, evil counsel, it's just echoey.
01:03:26No, that is not possible.
01:03:31Not again.
01:03:33He has to be dead.
01:03:36No, no, I can handle him.
01:03:40But of course, welcome your assistance.
01:03:46So, he's at the temple.
01:03:49Thank you, evil counsel.
01:03:52This guy is toast.
01:03:55Tell me, whatcha thinking?
01:04:05Of how best to deal with Betty.
01:04:08But you've mastered your technique.
01:04:12You should be able to beat him now.
01:04:15I'm sorry?
01:04:17But you've mastered your technique.
01:04:21You should be able to beat him now.
01:04:24I got everything but the last part up through you should be able.
01:04:28You should be able to beat him now.
01:04:32Perhaps, but wooden dummies don't fight back.
01:04:36While I'm ripping out the caps, I'm completely defenseless.
01:04:40For instance, the first move could be like this.
01:04:44I could leap like a freak, then throw in a back snapping eel strike.
01:04:49But he'd have a clear shot at my ribs.
01:04:53I could always pretend I'm a bird.
01:04:57But that would just look stupid and leave my small sensitive balls completely exposed.
01:05:04The best approach would be to go for both caps at once.
01:05:12No matter what the tactic, they all have a flaw.
01:05:15You should be able to beat him now.
01:05:18No matter.
01:05:19I think I have an idea.
01:05:27I'll take a pound of nuts.
01:05:37That's a lot of nuts!
01:05:44That'll be four bucks, baby!
01:05:46You want fries with that?
01:05:57You want fries with that?
01:06:00He just left!
01:06:01With nuts!
01:06:02Nuts!
01:06:26I know you're here.
01:06:30My name's Betty.
01:06:43Shush, Ripper!
01:06:47Hit it!
01:06:59I could dance like that.
01:07:03I could dance like that.
01:07:06I could dance like that.
01:07:11If I felt like it.
01:07:15You killed my family.
01:07:18And I don't like that kind of thing.
01:07:22And I don't like that kind of thing.
01:07:25Ah, goodness.
01:07:26Oh!
01:07:27Oh!
01:07:28Oh!
01:07:29My undies.
01:07:30Oh!
01:07:31Oh!
01:07:32My undies.
01:07:33Oh!
01:07:34Oh!
01:07:35Oh!
01:07:36Oh!
01:07:37Oh!
01:07:38Oh!
01:07:39Oh!
01:07:40Oh!
01:07:41Oh!
01:07:42Oh!
01:07:43Oh!
01:07:44Doggy hump.
01:07:46Oh!
01:07:47My undies.
01:07:58Doggy hump.
01:08:10And then, all hell broke loose.
01:08:25Oh yes, the council.
01:08:42The evil council are aliens.
01:08:53They're French.
01:09:14Stinky pits and all, baby.
01:09:18Okay, fire me up.
01:09:22As you've probably concluded, the evil council is based in France and will soon rise to world domination.
01:09:44Enjoy the paralyzer!
01:09:54Another paralyzer!
01:10:01Say goodnight, floppy.
01:10:08Say goodnight, floppy.
01:10:15A-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
01:10:22Do it for your family.
01:10:23And so I can be in the sequel.
01:10:29Stars above, aliens, was I right or what?
01:10:42Oh, you need to open your mouth.
01:10:43Who's the goodest grades?
01:10:44Let's stand up and see.
01:10:45Who's the goodest grades?
01:10:46Let's stand up and see!
01:10:47Socle blue!
01:10:48Socle blue!
01:10:49Socle blue!
01:10:50Socle blue!
01:10:51Socle blue!
01:10:52Huh?
01:10:53Huh?
01:10:54Huh?
01:10:55Huh?
01:10:56Huh?
01:10:57Oh, no, guys!
01:10:58Come on!
01:10:59Oh, no, guys!
01:11:00Come on!
01:11:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:11:34I fell and hurt my tummy.
01:12:04Thank you, Squirrel Friend.
01:12:17Your soft, cushy body helped absorb the force of his blow.
01:12:22Now for my part of the bargain.
01:12:31Chosen One!
01:12:38Chosen!
01:12:43Wee, wee, wee!
01:12:49Chosen, you're alive!
01:12:52It's okay, Ling.
01:12:53There's nothing to worry about anymore.
01:12:56That's what he thought.
01:12:59What is your purpose?
01:13:06What is your purpose?
01:13:13What is your purpose?
01:13:20Hmm.
01:13:21I see you brought your friends this time.
01:13:27I see you brought your friends this time.
01:13:34Oh, wee!
01:13:35Oh, wee!
01:13:36Oh, wee!
01:13:37Oh, wee!
01:13:38Yeah!
01:13:39Oh, wee!
01:13:40Oh, wee!
01:13:41Oh, wee!
01:13:42Oh, wee!
01:13:43Oh!
01:13:44Oh, wee!
01:13:45Hmm.
01:13:46I see you brought your friends this time.
01:13:48this time.
01:14:12You mustn't. You are not ready.
01:14:18Rub it all in my hair.
01:14:40Let me know if you see a Radio Shack.
01:14:44Radio Shack.
01:14:46He has great powers and is well protected by the evil council.
01:14:50He has great powers and is well protected by the evil council.
01:14:58Way back.
01:15:00Cut!
01:15:06Cut.
01:15:08Open your mouth.
01:15:10Your mouth.
01:15:16Okay, cut.
01:15:18I can't work with this thing.
01:15:26At least the winking. The winking has to stop.
01:15:28Stop the...
01:15:34Look, I'll get some tweezers and choke you with a cotton ball.
01:15:38You son of a...
01:15:42Okay, I'm gonna need a cup.
01:15:44Up and over!
01:15:54Up and over!
01:15:58And now he's dead.
01:16:02Oh geez, I forgot my line again.
01:16:04I think it's...
01:16:08Oh, thank you.
01:16:18Oh.
01:16:21You don't see me.
01:16:22I'm sweating.
01:16:23No, don't do that. It hurts.
01:16:37Cut!
01:16:39Cut!
01:16:41The director said cut.
01:16:43You should stop that now.
01:16:44Yeah, I'm aware of that.
01:16:45I'm rehearsing.
01:16:46You know.
01:16:47Rehearsing.
01:16:48From this day forward, you will all refer to me by the game.
01:16:51Oh geez, did I say game?
01:16:52Oh man.
01:16:53Ha ha!
01:16:54Ha ha!
01:16:55Ha ha!
01:16:56Ha ha!
01:16:57Ha ha!
01:16:58Ha ha!
01:16:59Ha ha!
01:17:00Ha ha!
01:17:01Ha ha!
01:17:02Ha ha!
01:17:03Ha ha!
01:17:04Ha ha!
01:17:05Ha ha!
01:17:06Ha ha!
01:17:07Ha ha!
01:17:08Ha ha!
01:17:09Ha ha!
01:17:10Ha ha!
01:17:11Ha ha!
01:17:12Ha ha!
01:17:13This is a long day.
01:21:13Stop with the leg eating?
01:21:15Oh, my.
01:21:17Hey, it's not funny.
01:21:19What's so...
01:21:21He's a predator for crying out loud.
01:21:25Hey, just because you fade to black doesn't mean he stopped.
01:21:29He's still eating me.
01:21:31I promise.
01:21:32I promise.
01:21:32I promise.
01:21:33Somebody get me a stick.
01:21:36Save the whales.
01:21:37I'm sorry.
01:21:42I'm sorry I'm sorry.
01:21:44I'm sorry.
01:21:45For you hug also.
01:21:46I'm sorry.
01:21:46I'm sorry.
01:21:47Isn't it?