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00:04:29And I have dinner plans with Kristen later.
00:04:32We gotta lead by 6.30.
00:04:37It's gotten it really close.
00:04:40Come on.
00:04:41I just want to celebrate with you, I just want to celebrate with you, even if it's short.
00:04:47Besides, I brought you something, if you want it.
00:04:52One hour, I'm serious, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where are you going?
00:05:07What?
00:05:10Tom!
00:05:39Fuck!
00:05:40Fuck!
00:05:41Oh, sorry.
00:05:42What the fuck?
00:05:43I'm sorry.
00:05:44What?
00:05:45I didn't know you were staying in there.
00:05:47Okay, yeah.
00:05:48I'm sorry if I scared you.
00:05:50What is wrong?
00:05:51It's nothing.
00:05:52Okay?
00:05:53I'm fine.
00:05:54Fine?
00:05:55Okay, we have dinner.
00:05:56I don't want to lose the table, so...
00:05:58Okay, I'll hurry.
00:05:59Hurry?
00:06:00Yep.
00:06:01Fuck.
00:06:02Just hurry it up.
00:06:03Sounds good.
00:06:04Okay.
00:06:05Shit.
00:06:06I love you.
00:06:07Okay.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:09Okay.
00:06:10All you gotta do is make it through dinner.
00:06:11Alright?
00:06:12That's all you gotta do.
00:06:13You just have to make it through this dinner.
00:06:14You sick piece of shit.
00:06:37Okay.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:39I have to hang up.
00:06:40Thank you for doing this.
00:06:41Bye.
00:06:42We have to go.
00:06:43Good.
00:06:44Everything okay?
00:06:45Yes.
00:06:46Everything is good.
00:06:47I'm just finishing up some work stuff.
00:06:48I'm all yours for the rest of the night.
00:06:49I'm just texting this guy here, the okay, that's finished.
00:06:53This maitre d' is a fucking pain in the ass.
00:06:54He's...
00:06:55Like, just move the rest of the night.
00:06:56I'm just finishing up some work stuff.
00:06:57I'm just finishing up some work stuff.
00:06:58I'm all yours for the rest of the night.
00:07:00I'm just texting this guy here, the okay, that's finished.
00:07:02This maitre d' is a fucking pain in the ass.
00:07:03He's...
00:07:04Like, just move the table time, please.
00:07:05That's all I'm asking.
00:07:06You son of a bitch, I can't believe he just did that.
00:07:10I'm in a room, I'm in a room.
00:07:12That's fair, I'm in a room.
00:07:13Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:07:15Okay, let's keep the rest of the room.
00:07:17Okay, well, I can't leave that room.
00:07:19You're not...
00:07:20It's sitting here, I'm in a room.
00:07:21Can we just put some air on it?
00:07:23Oh, please.
00:07:24I can't take it.
00:07:26Uh, I can't take it for the rest of the night.
00:07:29Don't take it for me.
00:07:30I can't take it for you.
00:07:31Oh, I can't take it for you, too.
00:07:32It's not funny.
00:07:34This dress is expensive.
00:07:36I'll buy you a new one.
00:07:38You would have taken it off.
00:07:40Ain't nothing stopping you.
00:07:46Fine.
00:07:48Sit down.
00:08:02I get fell.
00:08:26I had no idea.
00:08:28I think I like it better this way.
00:08:36Good.
00:08:39Now...
00:08:46What are you gonna do?
00:08:58What are you gonna do?
00:09:24Tom, honey, Tom, hey, hi, you okay, I don't know, I, you don't know, okay, well, I'm,
00:09:52shh, shh, you heard that, right? I didn't hear anything. Something's outside. I didn't hear
00:10:08anything. Because you keep talking. I am not talking, you're shushing me, I'm trying to get us out the
00:10:12door. Stop shushing me, we're gonna be late anyway, let's just go, it's probably maybe one of the
00:10:20workers or a squirrel. Everything's good, just relax, it's your birthday, we're gonna have
00:10:25lots of fun. Okay, I'm gonna call Sven again, let's go. Come on, honey, Tom, for the fuck's sake, Tom!
00:10:32Okay, whatever happens next, just know I did this because I love you. What, what are you doing?
00:10:47Tom, what are you doing? Somebody's out there! Stop, stop it! Tom, stop, stop! I got this! Stop, you're acting insane! Stop, I'm telling you right now,
00:10:55you're being ridiculous. Put it down, that's not gonna do anything. Put it down. Thank you.
00:11:10Who were you just talking to? What? When I came downstairs, you were whispering to someone,
00:11:15who was it? No one. Okay, so who were you on the phone with? I told you, work. Okay. Let me see
00:11:30your phone. No. Why? Let me see yours.
00:11:45I'm gonna go get the gun. Okay, you're not going to get the gun. It's probably a neighbor. Why don't
00:11:54you go check? Or I will. Go. Okay, just stay here. Okay.
00:12:02I genuinely don't know what to say. Fucking party, bro! Yeah! Okay, I'm gonna need a second to process this.
00:12:29Um, thank you all for coming. This is gonna be super fun. Um, eat and drink and have fun,
00:12:36get drunk, and make yourselves at home. Fucking turn that shit up! Slip by, slip by. Let's go!
00:12:43Surprise. So, the dinner... That was just a diversion.
00:12:53Who hired this DJ? They suck. Oh, boy.
00:12:55Hey. Hey. Happy birthday, Daddy. Hi.
00:13:00Hey. I missed you. I know. I missed you, too.
00:13:05Oh, God. Are you about to cry? It's, like, not that serious.
00:13:11No, I just haven't seen you in forever, and I wasn't expecting any of this.
00:13:14I know. I thought Mom was gonna have an aneurysm when you showed up early and almost blew the whole thing up.
00:13:19Mm, really? Yeah. Do me a favor and go get your brother and grab the cake from the car.
00:13:26Is that a two-person job?
00:13:29Yeah, kind of. Actually, it is.
00:13:34Okay.
00:13:39Happy birthday.
00:13:39Oh, there he is.
00:13:49Oh, you couldn't put in a few more steps before I...
00:13:52I'll be with you in a minute.
00:13:54It's good to see you, William.
00:13:55Is it?
00:13:59Man, my daughter pampers you. Look at this.
00:14:02Very, very impressive.
00:14:03I mean, she's put her heart at your feet, so let's try not to step on it today.
00:14:10Huh?
00:14:23Go easy. Go easy.
00:14:25Wow.
00:14:27Oh, I'll fucking stop.
00:14:52I'm sorry.
00:14:53I shouldn't have spoken to you that way.
00:14:57I just...
00:14:59I thought we agreed.
00:15:02No marks.
00:15:07I'm sorry.
00:15:11I have to pee.
00:15:19Don't you fucking move!
00:15:23Happy birthday, bitch.
00:15:32Bring it in, dude.
00:15:33Come here.
00:15:33Come here! Come on!
00:15:34Thanks for coming, Mike.
00:15:36Oh, dude. Thank you.
00:15:37You gave me a great reason to get the fuck out of that house.
00:15:40Newborns are no fucking joke, man.
00:15:42I even got here early just to get the fuck out of there, man.
00:15:45It's just...
00:15:45You got here early?
00:15:47Yeah, I got here early.
00:15:50How... how... how long ago?
00:15:51Doesn't matter.
00:15:52All I know is I'm getting fucking lit tonight.
00:15:56No, no, no, no, I...
00:15:57What? What?
00:15:58I need to know exactly what you saw.
00:16:00Whoa, dude, dude, dude, chill.
00:16:02Chill, chill.
00:16:02What the fuck are you on?
00:16:05And you got any more for me?
00:16:08Oh, just...
00:16:09Sorry, man.
00:16:10I'm not on anything.
00:16:11Oh, dude, that's kind of fucking lame.
00:16:13You at least want a beer?
00:16:15No, no, I...
00:16:16Oh, fuck you.
00:16:17You're drinking a beer on your birthday.
00:16:19Would you come on?
00:16:19No, Mike, no, I'm not letting you talk me out of this shit.
00:16:22Just get your ass down here and have a fucking drink.
00:16:24Simple.
00:16:25It's right.
00:16:36Hi.
00:16:37Hi.
00:16:38Are you having fun?
00:16:39Um...
00:16:40Yeah?
00:16:40How much longer do we have to do this?
00:16:43Huh?
00:16:45Do what?
00:16:46The party.
00:16:49The party?
00:16:50Your birthday party?
00:16:51It just started and...
00:16:52I don't know.
00:16:53Are you not having fun?
00:16:55Honey, it took me a month to plan this whole thing.
00:16:59All these people here are here for you.
00:17:01Why are you asking me this?
00:17:02All right, look, I was...
00:17:04I'm sorry.
00:17:04I was just trying to get some sort of a time frame.
00:17:11What?
00:17:12Like one hour, two?
00:17:14One hour, two, three, four.
00:17:19Maybe all night.
00:17:21Probably all night.
00:17:23Okay?
00:17:23Can you handle that?
00:17:24Can you at least try to have fun?
00:17:26These people are here for you.
00:17:28To celebrate you.
00:17:29Your birthday.
00:17:30I'm trying.
00:17:31I know it's difficult.
00:17:32I know.
00:17:33Okay, okay.
00:17:34I'm sorry.
00:17:35I'm sorry.
00:17:36Hey, how's it going in here?
00:17:37Seems like it's not going well at all.
00:17:39Anything I can do?
00:17:43We're fine.
00:17:45I was asking my daughter.
00:17:47If I ever want your thoughts,
00:17:49you should take me to the ER
00:17:50because I'm feeling a little stroking.
00:17:52Unless there's something you want to share.
00:17:54Something important.
00:17:54Dad, everything's fine.
00:17:56Stop.
00:17:57It's okay.
00:17:58It's his birthday.
00:17:59Just try to be kind.
00:17:59Which is super cute when you're seven.
00:18:02But, but yeah, let's celebrate.
00:18:18Why are we all staring at each other?
00:18:20No reason.
00:18:26Not.
00:18:29Here's your ridiculously overpriced cake.
00:18:31Got it all by myself, too.
00:18:33Thank you, sweetheart.
00:18:34Thank you so much.
00:18:35Everyone get out.
00:18:35Just go.
00:18:36Leave.
00:18:36We're literally already going.
00:18:38Watch your mouth.
00:18:39Get out.
00:18:40Hey, we're right here for you, sir.
00:18:41You okay?
00:18:53Yeah, I'm fine.
00:18:55Just...
00:18:56Are you going to fix things with Mom?
00:19:03Dad.
00:19:04No, no, no.
00:19:05I'm going to take care of everything, all right?
00:19:06Just don't...
00:19:06Don't worry about it.
00:19:07Ew.
00:19:28Dad, what the hell?
00:19:29Sorry.
00:19:29I thought...
00:19:32Wait, who is this?
00:19:34this is pietro he's an ocean photographer he's the head of that non-profit we're starting
00:19:41mahalo and happy birthday yeah okay look can we just please keep everything within
00:19:50eyesight please yeah let's go well don't touch that what what did i do nothing i i want to keep
00:19:57all of the party people in the same place so yeah you said that we're just getting towels to go
00:20:03right but not but not from here
00:20:05okay truthfully
00:20:09i found mold ew yeah ew and it's disgusting i know and i'm going to deal with it later but
00:20:18just please don't tell your mom right now i don't need her stressing out about this too
00:20:22if it's black mold you should get on that thank you pietro i i definitely will thank you
00:20:33you want me to get that
00:20:37oh my phone son of a bitch i finally found i've been looking everywhere for this i'm sorry it's
00:20:46been making me crazy you guys go back to the party i got this all right there you go man
00:20:52back at you rose don't forget to wash your hands just in case of the black mold
00:20:55don't go blue
00:21:00no
00:21:02move
00:21:03no
00:21:05no
00:21:05no
00:21:07no
00:21:09yeah
00:21:10yeah
00:21:10oh
00:21:15do
00:21:16Hey, what's up, dude?
00:21:30Good.
00:21:31This is great.
00:21:32How are you doing?
00:21:32How are you?
00:21:32How are you?
00:21:32How are you?
00:21:33Nice matchy.
00:21:35You all right?
00:21:36This is a blast.
00:21:37Everyone showed up.
00:21:38Abe made it.
00:21:39Good old Abe.
00:21:40Yeah, birthday boy.
00:21:42Where's Sally Ann?
00:21:44No idea.
00:21:45She's a real pill.
00:21:47Oh, hi, guys.
00:21:49Hi.
00:21:49She's like your bottom.
00:21:52You look good, Missy.
00:21:53Thanks.
00:21:54You're gonna hide.
00:21:55Hide.
00:21:55You're cute.
00:21:56Hide.
00:21:57I got highlights this week.
00:21:58You all know this?
00:21:59Hold on, let me stand in the sun.
00:22:00Here, let me see that glass.
00:22:01It looks good, right?
00:22:02Oh, no, it does look good.
00:22:03It looks like highlights.
00:22:04I went to my mom's, uh, my mom's guy.
00:22:07Life of the party.
00:22:08My man.
00:22:10Doing well?
00:22:11Doing good?
00:22:12Roger got stuck up there.
00:22:13You look like his hands.
00:22:14Ugh, because he's brown.
00:22:16Oh, my God.
00:22:17You're white.
00:22:18She's like...
00:22:18She can never hold black, bro.
00:22:19No.
00:22:20This is why I won't talk about it.
00:22:22You're fine.
00:22:23She's got stuck.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:25Like, really stuck.
00:22:26Like, stuck.
00:22:26Oh, my God.
00:22:27I would love to see you.
00:22:27Hey, Thomas, hold on.
00:22:28Where you going, bro?
00:22:31I was going to ask you.
00:22:32Do you, um, stuff, uh, you were talking about before?
00:22:35No, watch your back.
00:22:36What are you talking about?
00:22:38The drugs?
00:22:38No, no, what?
00:22:41Yeah, I got the drugs.
00:22:41No, no, I wasn't talking about it.
00:22:42I wasn't talking about it.
00:22:43No, no, wait, wait.
00:22:43They want to party.
00:22:44He's kidding.
00:22:45He's joking.
00:22:46He's kidding.
00:22:46It's not.
00:22:47You guys are having fun.
00:22:49Boom.
00:22:50I found you.
00:22:52You did.
00:22:52I love this little cat and mouse game we have going on.
00:22:55Ooh.
00:22:57You've been working out.
00:22:58Not really, no.
00:22:59Oh, I think you have.
00:23:01Oh, I can tell you and your son are related.
00:23:03Pew, pew, pew.
00:23:04I heart you.
00:23:05That's funny.
00:23:07So tell me, how was your birthday?
00:23:09My birthday's been going great, just making the rounds.
00:23:12Oh, I do have to go with me.
00:23:13Wait a minute.
00:23:14You're a little tense.
00:23:15Do you need a little massage?
00:23:16Oh, no.
00:23:16Are you sure?
00:23:17Yes.
00:23:18Listen, I'm really good at massage.
00:23:20Deeper the better.
00:23:21Are you sure?
00:23:21No.
00:23:22He looks pretty sore and I gotta go say hi.
00:23:24Okay, well, come back.
00:23:25I have a Richard Avedon story for you.
00:23:27Hi, how are you?
00:23:31Susan, like, completely messed up my hair.
00:23:34And, uh, asked if I was legal.
00:23:37Susan is a psychopath and avoid her at all costs.
00:23:42I said, hey, avoid her.
00:23:44I'll be birthed.
00:23:46How are you?
00:23:47Are you not having fun?
00:23:53Honest.
00:23:54All I know is I'm getting a fucking lit.
00:23:57Hey there, hot piece of business.
00:24:00Like Vin Diesel with hair.
00:24:02You got here, Ruth?
00:24:08I know.
00:24:08Chill.
00:24:09Maybe I'll pay.
00:24:11Chill.
00:24:12Chill.
00:24:13You all right?
00:24:16Well, do you like chump?
00:24:18Chump chump.
00:24:19Oh, you know.
00:24:19There's so many business as gats.
00:24:25You can actually see the nuts.
00:24:27You're going to turn that around and say,
00:24:29I'll come back down here.
00:24:31Get down.
00:24:33You're the kids.
00:24:35You're looking far, Steve.
00:24:36You want that?
00:24:36Get down.
00:24:38Get down.
00:24:38Get down.
00:24:38Get down.
00:24:39Get down.
00:24:39Get down.
00:24:40Get down.
00:24:41Get down.
00:24:45Get down.
00:24:47Oh, come on.
00:24:48okay okay just breathe everything's gonna be okay it's all gonna be okay you just gotta keep it
00:25:11together all right come on
00:25:41you
00:28:47Come on.
00:28:48Come on.
00:28:49Come on.
00:28:53Come on.
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:01Come on.
00:29:02Come on.
00:29:03Come on.
00:29:04Jesus.
00:29:05Everything come out all right?
00:29:06Sorry.
00:29:07I didn't know anyone was waiting.
00:29:08Were you talking to yourself or your mistress?
00:29:10What?
00:29:11I see you.
00:29:12My daughter may have her head in the clouds, but I'm just waiting for you to slip.
00:29:16And it's coming.
00:29:17And it's coming.
00:29:18I just feel it.
00:29:23I just feel it.
00:29:24I just feel it.
00:29:25What's going on?
00:29:26Nothing.
00:29:27Nothing.
00:29:28Nothing.
00:29:29Nothing.
00:29:30Well, it's obviously not nothing.
00:29:31She's upset and you're both clearly hiding something, so just spit it out.
00:29:34I told you he already knows.
00:29:35Honey.
00:29:36Know what?
00:29:37What is it I know?
00:29:38Nothing.
00:29:39Nothing.
00:29:40Nothing.
00:29:41Well, it's obviously not nothing.
00:29:42She's upset and you're both clearly hiding something, so just spit it out.
00:29:43I told you he already knows.
00:29:45Honey.
00:29:46Know what?
00:29:47What is it I know?
00:29:48Nothing.
00:29:49Nothing.
00:29:50It's fine.
00:29:51Where are you going?
00:29:52Ask her.
00:29:53Where is she going?
00:29:54Tom, just let her go.
00:29:55It's fine.
00:29:56Okay?
00:29:59You're wasted already, huh?
00:30:01Yay.
00:30:02Jesus Christ.
00:30:04Can't even take a piss without you guys screaming.
00:30:07What is it now?
00:30:08Nothing.
00:30:09Nothing?
00:30:10Dad, no.
00:30:11What?
00:30:12I mean...
00:30:14Mom, did you want me to put the cake out?
00:30:16Susan keeps asking about it.
00:30:18I don't care.
00:30:19I mean...
00:30:25What happened now?
00:30:28Nothing.
00:30:29Nothing.
00:30:30Shocked to know when your dad was being a dick.
00:30:32You know what?
00:30:33I am getting tired of this shit.
00:30:35Excuse me?
00:30:36Belittling me?
00:30:37Humiliating me in front of my family?
00:30:39You know what would be great, William?
00:30:41If you could show me some actual decency for five seconds.
00:30:45I mean, shit, man.
00:30:46It's my fucking birthday.
00:30:47So I should just sit idly by while you scream at my daughter and everyone else in the house.
00:30:52Buckle up, buttercup.
00:30:54I'm just getting started.
00:30:55Well, I'm sorry, William.
00:30:57But I'm gonna be saying whatever I want because this is my house.
00:31:01That's funny.
00:31:02Because I don't remember the deposit coming out of your account.
00:31:06Maybe I'm wrong on that.
00:31:07Jesus Christ.
00:31:08If you want to yell and scream like a Girl Scout who lost her cookies, go nuts.
00:31:13But please, at some point, just stop and admit to my daughter what you're really upset about.
00:31:20And remember, you suck at hiding things.
00:31:23Ready? Go.
00:31:33Dad?
00:31:34Yeah?
00:31:35Go outside.
00:31:37Oh, come on.
00:31:38This is the fun part.
00:31:39No.
00:31:40No?
00:31:41This isn't fun.
00:31:42Great party, honey.
00:31:43Everyone's having fun.
00:31:50Honey, I'm so sorry.
00:31:53I'm gonna go check on your sister.
00:31:54This is ridiculous.
00:31:55It's okay.
00:31:57I guess I'll just get the cake later.
00:32:11What?
00:32:12No.
00:32:13It kind of seems that way.
00:32:14We're not.
00:32:15But, like, how do you know?
00:32:16Because I just do.
00:32:17Look, could we please shelve this conversation for another time?
00:32:20Yeah.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:23Yeah.
00:32:24Yeah.
00:32:25Dad, um...
00:32:26Look, everything's gonna be okay.
00:32:28Your mother and I love each other very much.
00:32:30I'm gonna fix this.
00:32:31I pr-hey.
00:32:32I promise.
00:32:33Okay?
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:36I promise.
00:32:42Okay?
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:53Okay.
00:33:13Does this mean we're done fighting?
00:33:15Maybe.
00:33:19I want to hear you say it.
00:33:22Say what?
00:33:25That you love me.
00:33:48I love you.
00:33:51I am in love with you.
00:33:54But I have a family.
00:34:04Could you please come back over here?
00:34:06No.
00:34:10You come here.
00:34:11No.
00:34:15You come here.
00:34:16Just two hours.
00:34:17You come here.
00:34:18I know.
00:34:21You do.
00:34:22I can't count.
00:34:27Yes.
00:34:31You come here.
00:34:35I'm sorry.
00:34:36What's the heck?
00:34:38You say yes.
00:34:39I just want to feel safe with you.
00:34:54You are safe with me.
00:34:57You have no idea what I'm risking being with you.
00:35:00If Kevin found out, he would...
00:35:07Hannah, look at me.
00:35:09Please.
00:35:22It would be bad for me.
00:35:26Has he ever hurt you?
00:35:30If I say yes, would you leave her?
00:35:34Why are you creeping on me every five minutes?
00:35:49No, Rosebud, I wasn't trying...
00:35:50Don't call me that.
00:35:51I'm not a kid anymore.
00:35:52I am an adult with valid feelings.
00:35:55No, I could see that.
00:35:56If we could just calm down.
00:35:57Stop trying to silence me!
00:35:59Honey, you just need to be a little bit quiet.
00:36:02Mom, I am not doing this anymore.
00:36:04Doing what?
00:36:05What are we doing?
00:36:06I cannot go back down there in good conscience,
00:36:08celebrating and drinking and eating,
00:36:11pretending that everything is okay,
00:36:13while there are people out there suffering,
00:36:15dying.
00:36:18It's fine.
00:36:19Just say what you need to say
00:36:20and be done with this.
00:36:22Dad, I'm dropping out of school.
00:36:29Every year, there are nearly 5,000 deaths
00:36:32related to malnourishment in Madagascar,
00:36:34most of which are children.
00:36:37Okay.
00:36:39I know how important college is to you
00:36:41and all the work you and Mom did getting me there,
00:36:45but sitting in a classroom isn't helping anything.
00:36:48I need to be the change I want to see in the world.
00:37:00What?
00:37:01Why is that funny?
00:37:03No, it's not.
00:37:04It's not.
00:37:05Are you mocking me?
00:37:06No, of course not.
00:37:07It's just...
00:37:08That's what all the secrecy's been about?
00:37:12You were afraid to tell me that?
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:14No.
00:37:15It's your birthday,
00:37:18and she just kind of wanted you to have a good day.
00:37:20Don't laugh.
00:37:21That's rude.
00:37:23Look, I just want you to be happy.
00:37:26That's all I want for everyone in this family
00:37:29is for all of us to be happy.
00:37:32Sorry I lied to you.
00:37:34It's okay.
00:37:35Just no more secrets, please.
00:37:38Except maybe from your grandfather,
00:37:40I'm a little tapped out on his lectures.
00:37:42I mean, it's fine.
00:37:43I told him on the way over.
00:37:47Sorry, I didn't mean to tell him first.
00:37:49It just kind of slipped off.
00:37:50So, Grandpa rode here with you?
00:37:53Yeah.
00:37:56Which means you didn't pick him up today, right?
00:38:00No.
00:38:01No, I didn't.
00:38:02No, I was getting ready for your party.
00:38:05But we're going to go ahead and go downstairs,
00:38:06because we have a house filled with people
00:38:09for your birthday, okay?
00:38:11Thank you for expressing all of this.
00:38:13Let's go.
00:38:14Okay?
00:38:14Good job.
00:38:15I told you you wouldn't be mad.
00:38:18Okay, hey, Rosie, do me a favor.
00:38:20Sweetie, can you go down and make sure
00:38:21that the guests are happy and having fun?
00:38:24Come on.
00:38:24And we'll be right behind you.
00:38:26Uh, yeah.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:29Thanks.
00:38:29We'll be right behind you.
00:38:30I love you.
00:38:32We love you.
00:38:42We need to talk.
00:38:46I don't know how much more of this I can take.
00:38:49What are you talking about?
00:38:51I'm talking about the fact that
00:38:52I know you're hiding something,
00:38:54and I want you to tell me what it is
00:38:56before I assume the worst.
00:38:57Kristen, just tell me the truth.
00:39:06You don't get to demand things from me.
00:39:10You don't get to tell me how this part goes, Tom.
00:39:16I've always had your back.
00:39:18Always had your back, even when it's killed me.
00:39:21I'm asking you right now.
00:39:24I'm telling you, you need to have mine.
00:39:27I'm talking about you.
00:39:37You don't got mine.
00:39:38I'm trying to be your own.
00:39:38I don't want mine.
00:39:45You don't want mine.
00:39:45You don't want mine.
00:39:48You don't want mine.
00:39:50You're kidding me.
00:39:51You don't want mine.
00:39:51You don't want mine.
00:39:53I don't want mine.
00:39:54You don't want mine.
00:39:55It's kind of web 하면.
00:39:57What are you doing?
00:40:04Comforting you.
00:40:05I don't need to be comforted.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08I'm fine.
00:40:17So, what do you want to do?
00:40:22I don't know.
00:40:23So, maybe we should go downstairs and pretend that we're a happy couple, act normal, stop
00:40:34embarrassing ourselves and our kids, and get through the night together, you know?
00:40:41Do you think you can do that for me?
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50Yeah, of course I can.
00:40:53Thanks.
00:41:03What if I say yes?
00:41:07Would you leave her?
00:41:18Kill that kid!
00:41:20Thomas!
00:41:22Thomas!
00:41:23You!
00:41:36Stop right there.
00:41:38Now, I've had it with you and that drone.
00:41:40I catch it in my backyard one more time, I'm going to smash it to pieces.
00:41:44Fuck you.
00:41:46This guy's free.
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:49What are you going to do?
00:41:50Hit me?
00:41:53That's what I thought.
00:41:55Pervert.
00:41:57Pervert?
00:41:59Yeah?
00:42:00You can tell your parents I'll be calling him too.
00:42:03Oh, no.
00:42:04Not my parents!
00:42:08What are you going to do?
00:42:09Tell them about your girlfriend?
00:42:10Oh, shit.
00:42:19Oh, shit.
00:42:37No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Come on.
00:42:42Come on.
00:42:44Come on.
00:42:46What?
00:42:48What the fuck?
00:42:56Oh, Jesus!
00:43:08Hello?
00:43:24Hey, did you get my text?
00:43:26Uh, no. No, I was running.
00:43:28I was calling the office.
00:43:30I thought you were supposed to be at work all day.
00:43:32I left early.
00:43:34So where are you right now?
00:43:36Um...
00:43:40Mom? Running. Running?
00:43:42To the house? Yeah.
00:43:44Wait, why? Where are you?
00:43:46Errands. I'm running Errands.
00:43:48Listen, I had to push the reservation up,
00:43:50so I'm on my way back now.
00:43:52Can you be ready by the time I'm there?
00:43:54How long?
00:43:58Hello?
00:44:02Hello?
00:44:04One second. One second. One second.
00:44:06I'm in the middle of something.
00:44:08Um...
00:44:1045 minutes, 30 if I can beat traffic.
00:44:12Just let me wrap this up so I can get home.
00:44:14I'll see you soon, okay?
00:44:16Chris!
00:44:18I'm in the middle of something.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:26I'm in the middle of something.
00:44:28I'm in the middle of something.
00:44:30I can't have myRECode.
00:44:32I don't know what's going on.
00:44:35It's going to be for you.
00:44:36I'm in the middle of something.
00:44:38What am I doing?
00:44:40It's going to be better.
00:44:41Oh, my God.
00:45:11Oh, my God.
00:45:41Oh, my God.
00:46:11Oh, my God.
00:46:41Oh, my God.
00:47:11Sorry, guys.
00:47:12I found him.
00:47:14What did you do to the poor man?
00:47:17Trust me.
00:47:17I look better than I feel.
00:47:19Don't listen to him.
00:47:20I think you look great.
00:47:21Oh, hey, did you see the gift I brought you?
00:47:24No, not yet.
00:47:27He is five.
00:47:28You're welcome.
00:47:29We can't go.
00:47:30Speaking of ruining surprises, I really hope I didn't mess anything up earlier.
00:47:35His heels just don't mix with grass.
00:47:37I almost broke both my ankles sneaking around back here.
00:47:38And then my heels, they just hurt, and I feel like it is what it is, you know?
00:47:43She trips on her shadow.
00:47:44You're good.
00:47:44Sneak attack!
00:47:46I'm sorry.
00:47:46Life of the party.
00:47:48Hi.
00:47:48I've been looking for your ass everywhere, buddy.
00:47:50Cheers.
00:47:51Cheers.
00:47:52Hello.
00:47:55Michael O'Neill.
00:47:56Hello.
00:47:57Regional manager.
00:47:59Friends call me Mike.
00:48:00It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:48:01Nice to meet you, Mike.
00:48:02Nice to meet you.
00:48:03Oh.
00:48:03I wanted to tell you, guys and I are going to be hanging out in the back for a little
00:48:07while.
00:48:08Abe's got something he wants to show us, uh, you know, if you're interested.
00:48:12Uh, maybe later.
00:48:15Yeah, no problem.
00:48:17I'll come find you.
00:48:18Not if I find you first.
00:48:21Nice to meet you, ma'am.
00:48:23That's your boy?
00:48:24Yo, yo, yo!
00:48:29No.
00:48:30Interesting.
00:48:31I'm sorry.
00:48:34I don't.
00:48:34I don't know him, and, um, that was really awkward, and...
00:48:39No, I'm not.
00:48:40I'm, um...
00:48:40I'm gonna go get some cake.
00:48:42Ah, sure you are.
00:48:45No, I didn't meet...
00:48:46With him.
00:48:47I'll be right back.
00:48:48I promise.
00:48:49All right.
00:48:50Have fun.
00:48:50Have fun.
00:49:01I'm not gonna hurt you!
00:49:11What?
00:49:11Stop!
00:49:12Look, just listen to me, please.
00:49:14You come any closer, and I'll tell my dad everything I saw today.
00:49:16What?
00:49:16What did you see?
00:49:18You know what I saw.
00:49:19Aiden!
00:49:19Take another step, and I'll slit your throat.
00:49:21Slit my throat?
00:49:22What the fuck?
00:49:23Relax!
00:49:23I just want the footage.
00:49:25Your drone footage.
00:49:26Why would I show you that?
00:49:31Because I'm gonna make you a deal you can't refuse.
00:49:37How much longer is this gonna take?
00:49:39You want the footage or not?
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:56I can't believe you recorded all this.
00:50:00You're a sick, twisted kid.
00:50:01You know that, right?
00:50:03Me?
00:50:04You're the one doing it.
00:50:11Can you just leave the room, please, so I can watch this alone?
00:50:16You think I'm brand new?
00:50:17You're just gonna delete the footage and cheat me out of the deal.
00:50:19Then turn around or close your eyes.
00:50:21Something.
00:50:21Something.
00:50:23What?
00:50:23You really have a brand new PlayStation?
00:50:34Yes.
00:50:37And I can help?
00:50:38Yes, just be quiet.
00:50:45What?
00:50:46What?
00:50:47Hey, hey, hey.
00:50:48What?
00:50:48What is this?
00:50:49Where's the rest of it?
00:50:50The rest?
00:50:51What?
00:50:52Kid, the day I'm having, you do not want to mess with me right now.
00:50:56That's everything.
00:50:57Aiden.
00:50:58I swear.
00:51:03You're nothing but a little con artist.
00:51:05That's what you are.
00:51:13What is that?
00:51:14Oh, God damn it.
00:51:43Uh, don't tell Kristen you caught me eating cake, please.
00:51:51Keep this one between us.
00:51:53Yeah, good.
00:51:54Appreciate that.
00:51:56Have a seat.
00:51:57Nah, you look busy.
00:51:58I'm not.
00:52:00And it's okay.
00:52:02Sit down.
00:52:02Have a seat.
00:52:04I'm probably not going to ask you again.
00:52:08Ever.
00:52:09I mean, I don't mean right now.
00:52:10I mean ever.
00:52:12Have a seat.
00:52:12There you go.
00:52:26That almost looks comfortable.
00:52:30Look, I feel awful about what happened earlier.
00:52:33I should have never let it get that far.
00:52:35Well, that's what a midlife crisis will do for you.
00:52:39And for the record,
00:52:40I do not think you're the biggest asshole that ever lived.
00:52:44I just always want it better for my daughter.
00:52:47That's all.
00:52:48You can understand that.
00:52:52Yeah, I screwed up real, real bad.
00:52:58I wish I could feign surprise.
00:53:03On the day of your wedding,
00:53:06Kristen said something to her mom and I.
00:53:08She was very afraid
00:53:10that she loved you too much,
00:53:13that you could hurt her.
00:53:15She was afraid what she would forgive
00:53:17the depths of her own sadness
00:53:20she could reach just to be with you.
00:53:24I told her she was crazy.
00:53:25Thanks for proving me wrong.
00:53:32I got lucky with Lorraine.
00:53:33She forgave me my infidelity.
00:53:35But
00:53:35that doesn't mean I don't curse myself
00:53:39every single day.
00:53:41It's burned in there deep.
00:53:43You don't want that.
00:53:46You don't want any part of that.
00:53:48I don't know what to say.
00:54:00Whatever this is,
00:54:02whatever this is,
00:54:05you fix it.
00:54:06not just for your family,
00:54:10but for your own peace of mind.
00:54:14You don't want that burning hole
00:54:15in your head, son.
00:54:19Shut up!
00:54:20You can't boot weed, man.
00:54:24Oh, what's up, boss, man?
00:54:26We were just looking for a place to, uh,
00:54:27you know.
00:54:28Oh, no, it's fine.
00:54:29We were just all clearing out of here.
00:54:30Come on, don't be a debut.
00:54:31Hey, Abe over here's got some serious dank.
00:54:34You want to get in?
00:54:36Come on.
00:54:37Come on.
00:54:37All tap in.
00:54:38Pops.
00:54:38Enjoy, fellas.
00:54:39Steven?
00:54:40Here.
00:54:40My lift is here.
00:54:41Besides.
00:54:42I've done more drugs than you'll ever look at.
00:54:44I don't think drugs are your thing.
00:54:46Too weak.
00:54:49My man.
00:54:50I like him.
00:54:51I like him, too.
00:54:52Hop up on that thing.
00:54:54Hey, guys, careful, careful.
00:54:56Come on.
00:54:56Hey, man, relax.
00:54:58You need to hit this.
00:54:58Now, I'm warning y'all.
00:55:01This is some strong-ass shit, all right?
00:55:03Oh, yes.
00:55:04Yeah, yo, this party is lit-it-it up in the burbs.
00:55:08Shit, yep.
00:55:08Yeah, just go easy on the bin, okay?
00:55:11I'll be so excited.
00:55:13Nothing wrong, assistant.
00:55:15So, uh, where were you at earlier today, huh?
00:55:19What?
00:55:19Mm-hmm.
00:55:20What?
00:55:21Oh, yeah.
00:55:22Yeah, man, we was going to invite you to lunch,
00:55:23but your assistant said that you took off early or something?
00:55:28Yes, sir.
00:55:28Yeah, she did say that, because I-I did.
00:55:31I just wanted to get out of there.
00:55:33Yeah, you hiding something, Tommy, or...?
00:55:35I think so.
00:55:36Ah, yes.
00:55:36What are you hiding from?
00:55:37What are you doing, man?
00:55:39Let us in on it.
00:55:40Come on.
00:55:40Come on.
00:55:41What you hiding, man, huh?
00:55:43Nothing.
00:55:43Nothing.
00:55:44Yeah.
00:55:44Come on, boss, man.
00:55:46Come on, man.
00:55:46You sure?
00:55:47Yeah, any big deals on the horizon that we should be excited about?
00:55:50Mm-hmm.
00:55:51Full disclosure.
00:55:51Yeah.
00:55:52Come on.
00:55:52Come on.
00:55:53Come on.
00:55:53Lay it out.
00:55:53Sorry.
00:55:54Sorry to disappoint, guys.
00:55:55All right.
00:55:57That's all you, boss, man.
00:55:58Yeah.
00:55:59Birthday boy's got to do the honors.
00:56:01Come on.
00:56:01No, no, no, no.
00:56:02I'm not going to do any of that.
00:56:04What?
00:56:04You're not going to take it out, man.
00:56:06No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:08He's got a point.
00:56:09This is the birthday boy, okay?
00:56:10Just wants to be a pussy.
00:56:12He can be a pussy.
00:56:13He can be a pussy.
00:56:14No, no, no, you're right.
00:56:16You're right.
00:56:16He's right.
00:56:16He's right.
00:56:17Pussies get fucked, bro.
00:56:18Today, you came out of a pussy, so you have the right to be one also.
00:56:22Guys, there's no sense.
00:56:23My kids are here.
00:56:24Oh, man.
00:56:25Fuck me, kids.
00:56:25Nobody cares about your kids.
00:56:27Yeah.
00:56:28You know what would be really fun is if we just all went back to the party.
00:56:32Oh, hell no.
00:56:33Hit this.
00:56:34Come on.
00:56:34Yeah, brother.
00:56:35Birthday hit.
00:56:36Birthday hit.
00:56:37Birthday hit.
00:56:38Birthday hit.
00:56:40Birthday hit.
00:56:41Birthday hit.
00:56:42Birthday hit.
00:56:43Get careful of the fin.
00:56:45Birthday hit.
00:56:46Birthday hit.
00:56:47Get careful of the fin.
00:56:49Hit this.
00:56:49What's my life?
00:56:50What's that?
00:56:51Oh, yeah.
00:56:52Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:56:53That's mold.
00:56:54Here, give me the joint.
00:56:55Give me the joint.
00:56:57Yeah.
00:56:57Here we go.
00:56:59Now he's going to turn.
00:57:01Birthday hit.
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:02There you go.
00:57:03That's my boy.
00:57:04Birthday joint.
00:57:05Birthday joint.
00:57:06Birthday joint.
00:57:08Birthday joint.
00:57:09Birthday joint.
00:57:11Birthday joint.
00:57:12Birthday joint.
00:57:13What the fuck was that?
00:57:18Oh, that's just sad.
00:57:19You're like a beat-up old woman.
00:57:20Yeah, man.
00:57:20You're over there sipping tea.
00:57:21You're over there, dude.
00:57:22Hit that shit again.
00:57:22Hit that shit again.
00:57:22Hit that shit again.
00:57:23Inhale from your balls.
00:57:26Diaphragm.
00:57:26How about that?
00:57:27Inhale from the ball.
00:57:36Hey.
00:57:36Hey.
00:57:36Hey.
00:57:37Hey.
00:57:38Hey.
00:57:38Hey.
00:57:39Hey.
00:57:39Hey.
00:57:40Hey.
00:57:40Hey.
00:57:41Hey.
00:57:41Hey.
00:57:42Hey.
00:57:42Hey.
00:57:43Hey.
00:58:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:58:09who is that guy by my wife the hot one but you don't you don't know let's fuck
00:58:17his ass up I feel like I do I just can't figure out from where yeah that's the
00:58:23words oh my god my knees are water these are what can I talk to you
00:58:39hey I thought you were going to get cake what you said you were going to get some
00:58:45cake oh yeah right I ate it it's good it was delicious was it good hey man I'm
00:58:59Kevin oh sorry this is Kevin
00:59:04I'm sorry it's been a really long day okay um yeah I'm sure as I was telling
00:59:18your beautiful wife here that I'm just trying to find my wife
00:59:23she's beautiful thank you
00:59:32I I don't I don't know her
00:59:44it's just I was able to get into her uber account and the last location she came to was here
00:59:53and I'm trying not to panic but uh her phone keeps going to voicemail which is odd because
00:59:59we could talk all the time yeah Tom hey hey you drove grandpa here this afternoon right
01:00:09ew dad you look deranged rose for the love of god please just answer the question
01:00:13okay yes I drove him here do you guys want some cake not now Alex and your mom she didn't pick
01:00:20him up today because she still had to pick up the cake and then she had to get the food so whatever
01:00:25yeah she asked me to do it so she was out all day yeah you're sure yes how how do you know she
01:00:32wasn't here at the house because I literally was on the phone with her all afternoon while she was at
01:00:35the store and everything it's true I was with her all day how high are you right now really how
01:00:42fucking high are you right now I thought we agreed to get through this night together I thought you and
01:00:47I agreed to get through this night together yeah I thought we did too but then how do you know that
01:00:53guy what guy the one you were just all buddy buddy with a second ago are you jealous of a guest I don't
01:01:02know what no no Kristen I'm just trying to piece this together you need to get a fucking grip right now
01:01:08calm the fuck down you're acting insane okay I don't know why are you doing this why am I doing
01:01:16what Tom I'm not doing anything I thought you knew him why is he here I don't know why he's here I
01:01:23don't know him I thought you knew him I don't know I never met the man before in my life okay now calm
01:01:30calm the fuck down maybe you're just like asking yourself maybe you're scaring the shit out of me
01:01:39right now and the kid okay okay okay no one panic but that guy over there is a very dangerous man
01:01:46don't talk to him don't even look at him but don't worry I got this okay you need to stop you need to
01:01:53not stop knock it off Tom I'm not letting him get away with this get away with what it's time to
01:01:59expose this mother Tom this guy I gotta do something Tom fuck fuck stop
01:02:08it's a setup it's all this is he's just trying to set you up but you're smarter than he is so
01:02:24everything's gonna be fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine
01:02:34One second.
01:02:56One second.
01:02:58One second.
01:03:01Hey, it's me.
01:03:03Okay, sorry.
01:03:04It's a nice bathroom.
01:03:05Look, I may be overstepping here a bit,
01:03:07but the truth is, I really care about you, dude,
01:03:09so I'm just going to lay it all out there
01:03:11because I am absolutely done with the bullshit, okay?
01:03:15I can meet people.
01:03:16Before you say anything, I know what you're thinking.
01:03:19You got it all together, right?
01:03:20That you can handle all this shit on your own.
01:03:22I get it.
01:03:23Listen to me.
01:03:24I've been watching you, and I know, okay?
01:03:29You've been taking early lunches.
01:03:31You've been coming into work all smiling and shit, right?
01:03:36Hell, I've been watching you all night run around
01:03:39looking over your shoulder and shit, okay?
01:03:41I know exactly what's going on.
01:03:47You're really in a new account,
01:03:49and I want to be a part of it.
01:03:51Now, look, before you say anything,
01:03:54I know exactly why you didn't say anything
01:03:55in front of the boys.
01:03:57I get it.
01:03:57You can't trust those fucking tadpoles.
01:03:59But not me.
01:04:00No.
01:04:00Now, I want to be your partner.
01:04:03I am standing here
01:04:04in real time with you
01:04:07wanting to be your partner.
01:04:12We're just middle management, Mike.
01:04:14That, that, that, that, that, that, that.
01:04:15For now.
01:04:16For now.
01:04:17Yeah, look,
01:04:18I want to go all the way with you.
01:04:20And don't worry.
01:04:22I'm not going to press the fucking details,
01:04:24and I'm not going to ask for your trust.
01:04:25I'm going to earn it.
01:04:26And I'm going to earn it starting with this.
01:04:34Is that cooking?
01:04:36I have no fucking idea,
01:04:38but it could be.
01:04:39Yeah.
01:04:40It is the ultimate bonding experience,
01:04:41and I ain't going to let you leave this restroom
01:04:44until you jump on this fucking wagon with me
01:04:47and join me for the ride.
01:04:50What do you say?
01:04:52Okay?
01:04:53Happy birthday, motherfucker.
01:04:54Huh?
01:04:55Come on.
01:04:55Let's get into it, dude.
01:05:01Keep the party going.
01:05:03I need five.
01:05:03Order!
01:05:09Hey, it's time.
01:05:11You said Despacito?
01:05:12Yeah.
01:05:13Okay.
01:05:14Here you go.
01:05:15Okay, sir.
01:05:16She ended up owning a wine tasting
01:05:32and chemical peel clinic.
01:05:33I was her little triab.
01:05:36My face is going to be better than a baby's ass.
01:05:43I have no idea what I'm risking being with you.
01:05:46If Kevin found out,
01:05:47he would be really smart and really ruthless.
01:05:49I'm just trying to find my wife.
01:05:51And the last location she came to was here.
01:05:53What is he doing?
01:06:03I don't know.
01:06:06This is so sad.
01:06:09Also kind of beautiful.
01:06:11Maybe it's just me, but I feel moved.
01:06:13Yeah, I'm going to go find Mom
01:06:17so she can put him to bed.
01:06:25Tom?
01:06:26Tom, please, Mom!
01:06:32Hey, Thomas.
01:06:33Hey.
01:06:33Hey, man, you don't look so good.
01:06:37You all right?
01:06:37Yeah, I just got to find him.
01:06:39Okay, wait.
01:06:40I think you're too high.
01:06:40Look, just...
01:06:41Why don't you go sit down by Lily?
01:06:42I'll go grab Kristen.
01:06:45Yeah, I got it.
01:06:46I got it.
01:06:46I got it.
01:06:46I got it.
01:06:46I got it.
01:06:47Tom.
01:06:51Oh, hey.
01:06:52Uh, look.
01:06:52Hey, I didn't mean to catch you off guard.
01:06:54Yeah, I know who you are, Kevin.
01:06:56And I know why you're really here,
01:06:57so let's just cut the bullshit.
01:07:00What?
01:07:01Came back to the scene?
01:07:02For what?
01:07:03So you could watch my life unravel?
01:07:05How long have you been planning this for?
01:07:08What the fuck?
01:07:09I'm just trying to find my wife.
01:07:11Yeah, nice try.
01:07:12But I already know everything,
01:07:14and I'm not letting you get away with it.
01:07:16Okay.
01:07:17Here's what's going to happen.
01:07:19You and I are going to go inside,
01:07:20and we're going to discuss things there.
01:07:23Let's go.
01:07:24Now.
01:07:26Now.
01:07:27There?
01:07:28Yeah.
01:07:28I don't know where I'm going.
01:07:34Straight up the stairs.
01:07:38Is she up there?
01:07:39What?
01:07:40No.
01:07:40Just keep moving.
01:07:43Don't even look at me, okay?
01:07:44What the fuck?
01:07:48Was that necessary?
01:07:50I want you to think about how quickly this can go bad.
01:07:53Hannah warned me about you.
01:07:54All I have to do is claim self-defense.
01:07:58Wait a second.
01:07:59So you do know Hannah?
01:08:00You know my wife?
01:08:02What the hell, man?
01:08:03I want to see my wife.
01:08:04Will you take me to her?
01:08:06Why would you ask me that?
01:08:08Where is she?
01:08:09I'm not going to tell you that.
01:08:11Just take me to my wife right now.
01:08:15No.
01:08:17Whoa.
01:08:18Whoa, okay.
01:08:19Okay, hold on.
01:08:20Hey, hey, hey, I can tell you right now
01:08:22that you and I, we are not on the same page.
01:08:25No shit.
01:08:27I'm a pacifist, okay?
01:08:28I'm all about nonviolent resolution.
01:08:31Yeah, yeah.
01:08:32But you're okay hitting your wife, right?
01:08:34What?
01:08:35I never hit anybody.
01:08:36Then why would she say that?
01:08:38I don't know.
01:08:38I don't know, okay?
01:08:40She's a lot of crazy shit.
01:08:41Hey, whatever she said.
01:08:44Tom, is it?
01:08:46She's messing with your head.
01:08:49You may think you know her,
01:08:51but I promise you,
01:08:52you don't know her like I know her.
01:08:55Now, kids, just don't point that thing at me.
01:08:57I am deadly afraid of guns.
01:08:59You fucking disgust me.
01:09:01Just tell me what the hell you want.
01:09:04Whatever it is, whatever it is, I'll do it.
01:09:07Nothing had to be like this.
01:09:10And then you had to come and ruin everything.
01:09:13Okay.
01:09:14But you were way too far, man.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:19And now we're all fucked.
01:09:21I'm sorry.
01:09:39I didn't really like that.
01:09:41Stop.
01:09:42Stop.
01:09:42Stop.
01:09:43I'm gonna...
01:09:44I'm gonna...
01:09:44I'm gonna...
01:09:44I'm gonna pass it.
01:09:45Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:09:50Did you...
01:09:50Did you fuck my wife?
01:09:52Oh my God.
01:09:53Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:10:23Oh, oh, oh.
01:10:53Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:23Come on.
01:11:27Dad?
01:11:29Shit.
01:11:36Dad?
01:11:38Shit.
01:11:40What the fuck?
01:11:41This is not...
01:11:43Come with me.
01:11:45Uh, wait, who is that?
01:11:47Come on.
01:11:48Wait, what the fuck happened?
01:11:49Okay.
01:11:50I know that probably looks really bad, and it doesn't make much sense, but I promise you,
01:12:02I'm gonna explain everything later.
01:12:03Just don't say anything until after I have a chance to speak to your mom.
01:12:08Please.
01:12:09Everything's gonna be fine.
01:12:11I'm gonna fix this.
01:12:12I'm gonna fix this.
01:12:13Yeah, you kind of keep saying that, and everything keeps getting worse.
01:12:17Alex, I need to know you're not gonna say anything.
01:12:22Not to Rose, not your mom, not anyone.
01:12:25Please, kid, I really need you to trust me on this.
01:12:34Okay.
01:12:35Oh, thank you.
01:12:38Thank you so much.
01:12:39Oh, that means the world to me.
01:12:41Is that her husband?
01:13:00Whose husband?
01:13:02The woman, Dad.
01:13:06One from the pool.
01:13:09I need you to tell me exactly what it is you're talking about.
01:13:22I just wanted to help.
01:13:29What did you do, Alex?
01:13:30I'm sorry.
01:13:31I didn't know her husband was gonna show up.
01:13:34Fuck.
01:13:35Okay, okay.
01:13:36Alex, Alex.
01:13:37What did you do?
01:13:42I, uh, I called your office, and they said that you took the afternoon off.
01:13:48I just wanted to come over and see if you wanted to hang out before dinner, so I came over, and I heard voices in the backyard.
01:13:56So I walked around to see if you were back there.
01:13:59And I heard her talking to you about leaving Mom, and I knew that you didn't want to, but you wouldn't take no for an answer.
01:14:09It all happened so fast.
01:14:26So fast.
01:14:27So fast.
01:14:39I don't know.
01:15:09I don't know.
01:15:39I was so scared on how you'd react, so I ran.
01:15:48But when I came back for the party and everything had been taken care of and the cops weren't called, I knew that we were in this together.
01:15:55And her fucking husband has to show up and what, is he dead too?
01:16:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's not, he's not, he's not dead.
01:16:05Look, we had, we had a fight, he's unconscious, that's all you saw.
01:16:08Okay.
01:16:16Okay.
01:16:16What if we make it look like he did it and we can clear both of our names of this and mom never has to know?
01:16:26Would that work?
01:16:27Dad, just please tell me that'll work.
01:16:33Can we just do something?
01:16:35No, Dad.
01:16:37It's okay.
01:16:38It's okay.
01:16:38Dad, no.
01:16:40What are we gonna do?
01:16:42I'm gonna fix this.
01:16:44You're not good at that.
01:16:46Okay.
01:16:48Quick, quick, grab his feet.
01:16:49Quick.
01:16:49What?
01:16:49His feet, grab them.
01:16:50Okay?
01:16:51To the closet on three.
01:16:52One, two, three.
01:16:54What the fuck are you doing?
01:16:56What are you doing?
01:16:58What are you doing?
01:16:59What are you...
01:16:59Okay, okay, nobody move.
01:17:02No one's going anywhere until we figure this all out.
01:17:04What kind of sick shit are you two doing?
01:17:06This is not what it looks like.
01:17:08Oh my God, is that a gun?
01:17:11Ah, shit.
01:17:13Yes.
01:17:14Alex, come here.
01:17:15Alex, come behind mom right now.
01:17:17Look, Kristen, I can explain.
01:17:18You stay there.
01:17:19Don't you fucking move.
01:17:21Don't you dare move.
01:17:22Alex, please.
01:17:23No, mom, this isn't his fault, okay?
01:17:25He was just trying to help.
01:17:27Alex, look, just let me explain.
01:17:29Just give me five minutes.
01:17:30I'll explain everything.
01:17:31Then you can go downstairs and call the cops yourself if you want.
01:17:34Dad, no, we can't.
01:17:35Look, I will tell you everything.
01:17:37Anything you want to know, just give me five minutes before we all make this even worse.
01:17:42No bullshit.
01:17:43Tell me the fucking truth.
01:17:44What the fuck is going on right now?
01:17:46I've been having an affair.
01:17:56Did you hear what I just said?
01:17:59You think I'm stupid?
01:18:01Really?
01:18:01You think I'm that dumb?
01:18:03Of course I know.
01:18:04I've known for months.
01:18:08You did?
01:18:09Yes, I did.
01:18:10I've been meeting with lawyers, so happy birthday.
01:18:13Surprise.
01:18:14You were going to leave me?
01:18:15This is not about me, you fucking selfish prick.
01:18:19Are you kidding me right now?
01:18:20Why is he on the ground, tied up?
01:18:22What the fuck is going on?
01:18:24No, right.
01:18:25I was getting to that.
01:18:26You're not talking fast enough.
01:18:27Fucking say what you need to say.
01:18:28Look, I just need everyone to know that this is the absolute lowest moment of my life.
01:18:35No shit, Tom.
01:18:37No shit.
01:18:38I mean, I'm so sorry.
01:18:41I'm a liar, a cheat, a shitty husband, a shitty dad, and a shitty role model, and you all deserved better.
01:18:55And everything that has led up to what's going on right now is entirely on me.
01:19:00I was reckless, and I let that jeopardize our family, but I would gladly give my life to take it all back and make this right again if I could.
01:19:16I would die for anyone in this room.
01:19:18I feel like this is all my fault.
01:19:20It's not your fault, honey.
01:19:21How is this your fucking fault?
01:19:23This is not your fault.
01:19:24It's not your fault.
01:19:25It's...
01:19:27Tom?
01:19:28What happened?
01:19:28I need to know right now why you did what.
01:19:31I don't even know what the fuck you did.
01:19:33Dad was having an affair with this guy's wife, and I killed her, and he hid the body outside.
01:19:39What the fuck, Alan?
01:19:41I don't know what to say.
01:19:42Can we just...
01:19:43Why would you do that?
01:19:44Don't look at me like that, Mom.
01:19:46I don't want to...
01:19:46I don't want to go to jail.
01:19:48Tom, please tell me this isn't true.
01:19:50Mom, please.
01:19:51I'm sorry, okay?
01:19:52Don't do that.
01:19:54I don't know.
01:19:54I was just...
01:19:55I wanted to save the family.
01:19:56Mom, let go!
01:19:58I know I let things get out of hand.
01:20:04But I do have a plan.
01:20:06It's a really good plan.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:11And if you could just trust me to do the plan, it really is the best way to protect our family.
01:20:18Especially our children.
01:20:19This is so fucked.
01:20:25Look, I don't want anything to do with this, and I definitely don't want to be the person that sends anybody to jail.
01:20:33Okay.
01:20:38Thank you, Rose.
01:20:43But this has to be unanimous.
01:20:50What do you need us to do?
01:20:52Okay.
01:20:52I just need all of you to go back to the party and start getting people to leave.
01:21:01That's it?
01:21:03That's it.
01:21:04That's the plan.
01:21:10Okay?
01:21:12Okay.
01:21:12You're her dad, so let's do it.
01:21:19This is actually insane.
01:21:22Mm-hmm.
01:21:42You feel?
01:21:43Wait, wait, wait.
01:21:56She hates me.
01:21:58She doesn't hate you.
01:22:04Are you mad at me?
01:22:07Kristen, are you okay?
01:22:09Is everything okay?
01:22:10Yeah, everything's good.
01:22:11Is Tom's okay?
01:22:12Yeah, he's just tired,
01:22:13so we're gonna kind of call it a night.
01:22:17Hey.
01:22:18Hey, there he is.
01:22:20Can I take a family photo of you guys?
01:22:22I think this will be great.
01:22:23That'd be a good idea.
01:22:24Yeah?
01:22:25Looks so good.
01:22:27For sure?
01:22:28Yeah.
01:22:28You take my purse.
01:22:30Rose.
01:22:30Rose, come on.
01:22:31Rose, come on, come on, come on.
01:22:32Family photo, let's go.
01:22:33Birthday, remember?
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:36Just one.
01:22:36Or two.
01:22:37Two, two.
01:22:39Hey, guys, get in really close.
01:22:41All right, look a little happy.
01:22:44Smile.
01:22:45Okay, come on, you can do better.
01:22:47One more.
01:22:47Can you smile?
01:22:48One?
01:22:48I'm gonna center.
01:22:49Okay, I will center.
01:22:50Okay.
01:22:51No, I'm fine.
01:22:52I got this.
01:22:52Oh, yeah.
01:22:53Okay, you smile.
01:22:54Okay, love it.
01:22:57So cute.
01:22:57Silly boy.
01:22:58Tommy.
01:22:59Tommy.
01:22:59Get your ass over here, you jabroni.
01:23:02Come on.
01:23:02Speech.
01:23:03Birthday speech.
01:23:04Come on.
01:23:05This is going on.
01:23:05Everyone.
01:23:06Birthday speech.
01:23:08Come on, you tall glass of poop juice.
01:23:11Get your ass over here.
01:23:12Come on.
01:23:13Birthday speech.
01:23:15Birthday speech.
01:23:17Yay!
01:23:17Birthday speech.
01:23:19Hey.
01:23:20Come on.
01:23:21There he goes.
01:23:21All right, everybody.
01:23:25We're trying to wrap things up, so I'll make this quick.
01:23:27First off, thank you, everyone, for making it out tonight.
01:23:32And, of course, me.
01:23:34911, what's your emergency?
01:23:36My name is Thomas.
01:23:37I'd like to report a domestic dispute.
01:23:40I need the police here immediately.
01:23:42Because there are some things worth protecting at all costs.
01:23:48Good evening.
01:23:49We're looking for the homeowners.
01:23:56That would be me.
01:23:58Oh.
01:23:59Guys!
01:24:00Whoa.
01:24:00Ew, whoa.
01:24:02What the fuck, dude?
01:24:03What is happening?
01:24:04Shit!
01:24:05It wasn't supposed to happen like this.
01:24:28I was just trying to protect my family.
01:24:40I was just trying to protect my family.
01:24:45It wasn't supposed to happen.
01:24:47I was just trying to protect my family.
01:24:48Oh, man.
01:24:50Oh, man.
01:24:50What?
01:24:51Here's a little while.
01:24:51I don't know.
01:24:52I didn't know.
01:24:53I wasn't sure.
01:24:54I was just worried about this.
01:24:55I wasn't worried.
01:24:56I was worried about this.
01:24:58Oh, man.
01:24:59I said, I wasn't.
01:25:02Oh, man.
01:25:04Oh, man.
01:25:05Oh, man.
01:25:06Oh, man.
01:25:07Oh, man.
01:25:08Oh, man.
01:25:09Oh, man.
01:25:10i'm a very lucky man as most of you well know far luckier than i deserve
01:25:24and it got easy to take that for granted but this world's a crazy place
01:25:31and you never know what's going to happen next so
01:25:34always cherish the people you love love them lavishly honestly and i'm sure you'll do a
01:25:44better job of it than i have stay on the lookout for the truly beautiful things in life
01:25:49like the love from someone you don't deserve
01:25:53or the embrace from those you cherish the most
01:25:59be on the lookout for second chances to do the right thing
01:26:05because some things are worth protecting at all costs
01:26:10so
01:26:16so
01:26:20so
01:26:24so
01:26:30we found a body in the pool bin this is a homicide secure the crime scene
01:26:44so
01:26:54so
01:26:58so
01:27:04so
01:27:14so
01:27:18so
01:27:24so
01:27:34so
01:27:38so
01:27:44so
01:27:56so
01:27:58so
01:28:04so
01:28:06so
01:28:26so
01:28:28so
01:28:32so
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01:28:52so
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