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00:00what just joking no but i think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual
00:09you're a big date with him i don't know all that much to be honest
00:19come on you're the expert you tell me just wing it dora okay everybody just swings it
00:26what's wrong with you i've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you right so come on
00:32pay up what am i gonna know who's dumping all the money on me
00:37if you keep your promises all right okay fine what do you need to know apart from the whole
00:45k-ho eyes thing or whatever well which underwear black or what the black ones are a little bit
00:55see through see yeah i can see you you don't need to hand them to me and you're handing them to me
00:59oh shit i'm getting hard dude not in front of her fuck um yeah these feel too soft you might not want
01:08take them off so the other ones up until this point my life has been a sex negative kiss negative two
01:21actually i've never kissed anyone so could you show me
01:27all right
01:36you asked for if i wanted to kiss you the first thing i do is get you close maybe offer you my jacket
01:52and i'd use that as an excuse to keep you close
01:57and then look into your eyes
02:01and tell you
02:04that way you'd be ready for my kiss
02:16baby don't you baby don't you
02:17that's what the tongue does
02:36gross
02:38i don't know
02:40i don't know
02:45step by step
02:46step by step
02:48look down
02:50look down
02:52look down
02:56look down
02:58look down
03:00look down
03:05why'd you stop
03:07was it being weird
03:09no
03:12sorry
03:19it
03:20did i do something wrong
03:22please
03:24tell me
03:25because you love leo not me
03:29you're cool okay there's nothing else i can really tell you
03:37that's like the launch pad right there
03:41i feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird
03:46sorry i know that sounds needy i just
03:52i feel exposed
03:54me too i'm sorry
03:59you feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care
04:03everyone else is a player they're the ones who are shit
04:06not you i'm sorry door i got stuff to do
04:10tell me why him why leo
04:17really i thought you were friends
04:21yeah we're good on the ice together
04:23he's only ever treated you like a gopher
04:26i mean growing up we always just said we get married
04:32his mom left him and his brothers and
04:35i just kind of wanted to save him
04:39so i guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for 10 years
04:45so you know him better than i do right and you're just gonna hand him your v card
04:52you know is how i imagine my future
04:57why did you listen to some good looking bitchy girl like mindy
05:04yeah hot bitchy chicks
05:06hey but at least i knew where i was heading with them
05:08okay i wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead
05:12what hey you don't get to judge me
05:17hey troy is this okay
05:35why am i blowing up his phone
05:41he doesn't care what i look like
05:44this is all for leo
05:46seriously who cares she'll work it out
05:52he'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on
05:55lesson learned
05:56fuck i hate that she's giving herself to him
06:02that narcissist will just hurt her
06:04how's your hand
06:17i just heard punch in the bag
06:19it's all right though i'm good
06:21still on track to be the wayne gretzky of our generation
06:23you've seen me play
06:24i have
06:26you know that's what i like about you
06:29what do you think about that overtime shot last week
06:32how was that
06:33i think it was great
06:34you know honestly i'm thinking about uh
06:36expanding my involvement with the team next year
06:38right and next year's gonna be even bigger for me
06:41you know i'm looking like a first draft pick already
06:43everybody's gonna be like
06:45yeah i'm really excited
06:48why did i upset troy
06:51he's been so nice
06:53he's just asking me a question
06:55you see one guy who gets my jokes
06:57i mean they should make a wine after me
07:01the leo constantine
07:03oh leo's still talking about himself
07:07everything's great
07:09and that's why we should fuck
07:12what
07:13leo there's something i should tell you
07:18about us
07:19you were right
07:25i know
07:26so your room or mine
07:28no
07:29we're better off as friends
07:31no we should fuck
07:37look i
07:40actually think i have feelings for someone else
07:44let me guess
07:45troy
07:46i haven't really talked with the other person yet
07:49so i can't
07:50i can't really say
07:51it's cool
07:51i know it's troy
07:52dora
07:55i'm really attracted to you
07:59and i don't know if you remember
08:01but as kids we used to joke around about getting married
08:04it just feels like there's something you know
08:07between you and i
08:08why did you just walk away with the hockey flag hitting me in the face
08:14did i
08:27yeah
08:28i mean
08:29maybe it's just because the way we you know grew up
08:32you're one of us like one of the boys you know
08:34i don't know
08:35i just felt like that made something special between us right
08:38oh
08:45this isn't gonna work
08:46tora
08:49i'm the hottest guy on the team
08:52you're really flattering
08:55i am
08:56you are the hottest
08:57i think you'll find someone else
09:01this is gonna leave a scar
09:03we need to leave a verse
09:08where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow
09:32who
09:33really
09:35borer
09:36dora the borer
09:38she's on a date
09:40with leo
09:43no way
09:44actually
09:49i don't care
09:50we're not exclusive
09:52how about you
09:54are you upset that she's with him
09:56are you jealous
09:58she's free to make her own choices
10:01she's free to make her own choices
10:01well i'm sorry if she hurt you
10:05i am
10:08remember what i said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet
10:16i don't care
10:17wow
10:19is that a bike seat in your speedo
10:22or are you just looking for a ride
10:25you know
10:29i could
10:31go for a ride now
10:33if you want
10:34you know for
10:35old time's sake
10:37no thanks
10:40but i
10:42maybe
10:44maybe he'll be worried
10:45too
10:45no thanks
10:57you
10:58you
11:30Oh, yeah, that's definitely a bruise.
11:49You're going in the penalty box.
11:55Not today, dickhead.
12:00You okay?
12:11Shit, huh?
12:14Go, go, go, go, go!
12:16Keep going, I'm coming!
12:28Oh, my God!
12:31You okay?
12:32Oh, yeah, the guy was trying to kill me.
12:34Why?
12:39You okay?
12:43You hurt?
12:43I'm fine.
12:44You're hurt.
12:46Did he stab you?
12:48Take off your shirt.
12:49You must have got a cut from the guy's ring.
13:01Cut.
13:01First aid.
13:03It's under the table.
13:04Okay.
13:06It's...
13:08Yes!
13:09Sorry.
13:11Okay.
13:19Okay.
13:21I'm so lucky you were there.
13:22Hi.
13:26Were you there?
13:29I was just going to hit the bars.
13:32Why were you in the alley?
13:33Where's Leo?
13:33I called off my date.
13:38But I thought he was number one.
13:41Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
13:44Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
13:46You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
13:55I will.
13:58Yeah.
13:58I realized something important last night.
14:13What?
14:20Leo is not the one for me.
14:23Yeah.
14:24Finally.
14:25Who is the right person?
14:28He's stupid.
14:38I should have known you don't feel the same way.
14:41How do you know I don't?
14:44Because you didn't say anything.
14:47Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
14:51You love him.
14:53If I love him...
14:56Then why did I leave the restaurant?
14:58Tell a twist.
15:05Are you sure?
15:11Yes.
15:16I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
15:20Then I saw you hold the hands.
15:28You whipped to the restaurant?
15:30Yeah.
15:32For the ribs.
15:33Are you sure?
15:46Are you sure?
15:50Yes.
16:03Are you sure?
16:04Are you sure?
16:05Yes.
17:06It was really, really, the best.
17:11Feel the warmth of the summer.
17:16I get lost in the colors of the golden hours.
17:21In your eyes, there's a world to discover.
17:26All of me, it's a wonder.
17:29Good morning.
17:31Good morning.
17:33Sleep good?
17:35Best I've ever slept.
17:37All right, so what do we do now?
17:40Do we pretend like this ever happened?
17:44Do we do it again?
17:45What do the experts say?
17:49The experts need breakfast.
17:54I'll go get changed.
17:57Meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
18:00Okay.
18:10See you a little bit.
18:11See you a little bit.
18:11We're sure we can do it again.
18:33I can't believe last night really happened.
18:53I'm with the right person.
18:55Dora.
19:02Hey, Dee.
19:04Look.
19:05I know we're never going to be friends.
19:07But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
19:11What are you talking about?
19:12I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
19:16You may even have a little crush on him.
19:19Which is fine.
19:22But.
19:23But.
19:27Hayley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
19:31And I know you're not going to believe me, so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
19:35In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
19:43She's a bit fat, but, you know, fat brings the flavor, right?
19:47And Dora's, like, so grateful.
19:49Throw the dog and bone, eh?
19:59Can you leave me to cry, please?
20:01Oh, someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
20:05And how do you find the time?
20:14Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back.
20:19Troy would never say that.
20:21Leo, right?
20:23What is it?
20:24AI?
20:26No.
20:27It's real.
20:29And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying to help.
20:34You are the crappiest bully if you think I'm going to believe that.
20:39I'm going to tell you this now because I don't think you're going to figure it out yourself.
20:43But Ernie Lee is not going to bring back whoever left you.
20:46Please don't let that tape be real.
20:55Please don't let that tape be real.
21:06He's not coming.
21:08That tape was real.
21:09Come here, you piece of shit.
21:24Yell all you want, Mr. Ace.
21:28No one will ever find you.
21:31Who are you?
21:41What do you want?
21:42Shut up and listen.
21:45We want to play carrot.
21:47And step back.
21:48The carrot is you're going to be a TV star.
21:52Take this bag off my head.
21:54Now there's a bunch of money in your account.
21:56You took that money to throw the game.
22:01You're bookies?
22:03Is that all this is?
22:05You're going to say on camera that you made a big mistake.
22:11You have a gambling problem.
22:13But you're seeking help.
22:16Rehabbing God.
22:17Hoping for a healing miracle.
22:22I'll never do it.
22:23I'm glad you said this.
22:26Now here is the statement.
22:38No.
22:39You will say a few words on camera and quit the team.
22:43And Dora, it's the keeper of great peace.
22:46This is a KGB-issued spy gun.
23:02It fires one bullet.
23:06If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull,
23:11then do as I come in.
23:12All right.
23:19I'll do it.
23:20Hey, it's me again.
23:40Just want to make sure you're okay.
23:43We're okay.
23:46Holly.
23:47Holly.
23:47Holly.
23:47Holly.
23:50I'm craving this all I see here, sir.
24:03But you've abandoned me too.
24:06Bye.
24:08Back to the store.
24:13I cannot believe this.
24:15I'm afraid.
24:15I'm afraid.
24:16I'm afraid.
24:16I'm afraid.
24:20I'm afraid.
24:21Just cut on.
24:22It's unreal.
24:25It's Troy.
24:27I've been busted match fixing.
24:28Coach, I'm really sorry.
24:31And to my teammates.
24:33And to the whole community.
24:34I screwed up.
24:35And I'm prepared to accept whatever's prepared.
24:37Hey.
24:50Hey.
24:57Where have you been?
24:58I have been calling.
25:00And colleague.
25:02We should talk.
25:04Yes. Yes, we should.
25:06Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
25:08Maybe you just tried to fake me out with one, too.
25:11I think it's the same people behind the bank.
25:12It's not AI.
25:15Hey, it's real. It's me.
25:19What?
25:21It was all me.
25:23You took a bribe?
25:26Yeah.
25:30Hey, Vic.
25:31Why would you say that?
25:33Wait, why would you have me look into it for you?
25:38I was setting up an alibi.
25:41But I got caught.
25:43By who?
25:45The authorities.
25:47Who exactly?
25:50Look, this doesn't involve you, okay?
25:53Just back off.
25:54Oh, no.
25:56Something else is going on here.
25:57For fuck's sake, Tor.
25:59Don't you get it?
26:01I was using you.
26:02Thank you for making it so easy for me.
26:06Oh, especially last night.
26:13You don't mean that.
26:15Just tell me which authorities.
26:16I will talk to them.
26:18It doesn't matter.
26:20Okay, it's too late.
26:21Troy, please.
26:23For fuck's sake.
26:25What don't you understand?
26:26You're just a dorky.
26:28Plain Jane little nerd.
26:30I'm the captain of the hockey team.
26:32And you're a little ex-virgin.
26:33You're always dumping your feelings on me.
26:37It's not worth the hassle.
26:46I'm sorry, Dora.
26:47But it's the only way to keep you safe.
26:55I should have known.
26:56Of course, someone like Troy wouldn't want to be with me.
26:59I don't believe all of those moments for the movie.
27:02I don't believe all of those moments for the movie.
27:15He's a hockey player, not an actor.
27:32Something else is horrible.
27:34Something made a push-up.
27:36I don't believe all of those moments for the movie.
27:40He's a hockey player, not an actor.
27:42My God, it's a camera.
28:12Hey, what program did you use to fake Troy's voice?
28:21Tell me.
28:22Holy Lord.
28:24Screw you.
28:26Just send me a link.
28:28Yeah.
28:29It was real.
28:31I'll punch you again.
28:42I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
28:55Who is it?
28:57Hey, it's Dora.
28:58Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
29:04Got kicked off the team, remember?
29:06Of course he did.
29:07You idiot.
29:09I'm just looking for my hair clips.
29:12They're not here.
29:18You shouldn't be here, Dora.
29:20I don't want you here.
29:22It's all right.
29:23I made a pact with myself.
29:25If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
29:26I'll just go.
29:31They're not here.
29:34Okay.
29:42I'll just go.
29:55Uh, wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
30:19You found out we put it there?
30:27Yeah, yeah, my friend, she has a name.
30:30So we can take this evidence to the cops?
30:32Yes.
30:34Meet me in the library at one, I'll have all the information.
30:49Why can't you take Dye for an answer, Dora?
30:54You're ruining everything.
31:03Oh, I didn't see you there.
31:06I thought you were a book.
31:08It's probably because you can't read.
31:09Yes, she can.
31:12Bye.
31:14Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
31:16Because you're too busy being alone.
31:19Yeah.
31:23Why are you exhausting?
31:25All right, just do me a favor, get some real friends.
31:28Get some therapy, please, before you end up being the one who is all left alone.
31:39Reno, hi.
31:41You're just in time to watch me destroy war.
31:46Get lost.
31:47Dora, we need to talk.
31:51What?
31:54Apologize to me.
31:55No.
32:04Get lost.
32:06Leo, right now is really not a good time, okay?
32:19I'm expecting someone.
32:20I know.
32:22I talked to Troy about the situation.
32:24He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
32:27He sent me here to talk with you.
32:29He'll transfer the money into his account.
32:32Troy wouldn't tell you that.
32:33It was you.
32:39You were the one that hit the camera.
32:41You were the one who set up Troy.
32:42Keep your voice down.
32:46Set up Troy?
32:47Keep your voice down.
32:49Why would you do that?
32:51He's your friend.
32:53If the team needs him, they're going to lose without him.
32:55That's the point.
32:56I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
33:02That's how I wanted you to pay it off.
33:07Are I losing?
33:09Duh.
33:10The bets are in.
33:12There's no way they're going to win now.
33:14Unless you screwed up.
33:15What about Troy's future?
33:18Right?
33:18He'll never go pro.
33:20This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
33:22That's the free market, baby.
33:24Now I'm free.
33:27So, I'm going to the cost.
33:30I'm not going anywhere, moron.
33:36Would I hurt me?
33:37Of course not.
33:39Big Mike?
33:40I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
33:43You organized that?
33:46Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea, and he is a hitman.
33:50Hitmen hit people.
33:52You're a monster.
33:54Me?
33:55He's the hitman.
33:56Watch that stinker nerdy nose in my business in the first place.
34:01You're in public space, you idiot.
34:02If you don't come with me right now, be quiet.
34:09I'll make sure Big Mike finishes with a start-up on Troy.
34:12Okay.
34:14Okay.
34:16Come.
34:17Let's go.
34:18Let's go.
34:32I know it wasn't you.
34:34I found a way to reveal who set you up.
34:36I'm meeting them in the library, no one.
34:48Pick up the door.
34:58She would never leave this.
34:59Have you guys seen Dora?
35:05Who?
35:07Come on, stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
35:10She's in danger.
35:12Promise?
35:15Relax.
35:16I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
35:19Leo?
35:20I was here with Dora.
35:26You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
35:29Thanks, guys.
35:31I appreciate you.
35:31I'll pay you back in a second.
35:37Don't, don't!
35:39Holy shit.
35:42It's been Leo this whole time.
35:49Come on, Mike.
35:50Pick up!
35:53Leo, this is crazy.
35:55We've known each other forever.
35:56We can fix this.
35:58We're in way too deep.
36:00Pick up it, Mike.
36:03He burned you.
36:06Bullshit.
36:08Okay, the hockey game's coming up.
36:10People, if you don't show up, people are, they're gonna start asking serious questions.
36:15Here's a free lesson for you.
36:17And all you dopey fucking girls out there, talking more does not fucking help.
36:22Or why'd you even help Troy?
36:24Want to get laid or something?
36:25You made a deal.
36:29For what?
36:32Just gonna help me get your attention.
36:34And then I was gonna trace somebody.
36:37Well,
36:38you got my attention now.
36:43Yeah.
36:45I see why Big Mike likes this.
36:47It's actually a turn-on to feel someone fully under your power.
36:57Do you remember what you told me?
37:00About losing your virginity?
37:01I know I'm a day late, but
37:05still got a few minutes.
37:07Oh, you little bitch.
37:22I hope it hurts.
37:24A little spicy.
37:27Sorry, I like it.
37:28I would rather die than let you touch me.
37:32We can do both.
37:33I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too, huh?
37:35You up for that?
37:36I never look up to you.
37:37You are not kind, brave, or courageous.
37:42Not even a good hockey player.
37:47I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
37:49Bullshit.
37:53I mean, if Troy was playing the Scouts,
37:54they wouldn't even take a second to look at you.
37:56Shut the fuck up.
37:57You don't even know what you're talking about.
37:59No, it's true.
37:59Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
38:03Do you know how much they're gonna hate you
38:05when they found out they were betrayed for a bet?
38:07I said shut up!
38:08Come on, do it!
38:10That could be a loving-hitting coward, too.
38:12Shut up!
38:31What the fuck did you do to her?
38:35I thought that she didn't deserve.
38:39If Big Mike gets here, he'll take care of both of you, too.
38:42No, Leo, he's not coming.
38:44If you hurt us, that is on you.
38:49It's okay.
38:53Stay there.
38:54Get back with her.
38:55Why, Dickhead?
38:56What's your plan?
38:58Tie both of you up.
39:00Then we'll lock the door.
39:02And do what?
39:04Go play?
39:04Well, I'm gonna light a little fire.
39:08And then I'll go play.
39:11See, you're not so stupid now, huh?
39:14Keep it up, Leo.
39:15I already called the cops.
39:17Yeah, prove it.
39:18Let me see.
39:22Oh, I'm gonna gut you, man.
39:24I'm gonna get ya.
39:25Hey, I'm gonna cut you!
39:26Troy, no.
39:28I don't care, you're right.
39:30He's not gonna hurt you.
39:31It's the police!
39:35Did he hurt you?
40:01I'm fine.
40:02You have to hurry.
40:03No, it's fine. He's out.
40:07We need to call the cops right now.
40:09We can still make it to the hockey game.
40:11It's too late.
40:13I'm finished. No one's going to believe anything I say now.
40:20Let's go.
40:33Coach, what are you doing?
40:37Get out. Get off the premises.
40:39Just give me two minutes to explain.
40:41You know how much damage you've done?
40:43Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the match vaccine.
40:46It was Leo, right? He did it to pay off his debts.
40:50What?
40:51He's a gambler.
40:52Okay, getting me off the team squareded away with the people he owes money to.
40:56Where is he, right? I've been calling for two hours.
40:59He's with the police.
41:00All right, I have the number if you want to check with him.
41:03Do you have to let Troy play?
41:05I don't have time for these fairy tales.
41:07I want you off the premises so security's going to kick you out.
41:13Let's go. It's over.
41:17Off your respect, Coach.
41:18You are an idiot.
41:20Dora.
41:21No, no, no. He needs to hear this.
41:23Do you know how badly you're going to get trolled
41:25when they find out that you lost the biggest game of the season
41:27because you wouldn't let your best player play?
41:33Let's go.
41:39Let's go.
41:39Whatever bitchy thing you are about to say, save it.
42:07I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
42:12The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
42:16But you did good.
42:19Troy played and we won.
42:21Because of you.
42:25I'm big enough to accept that.
42:35Also big enough to know that you will always be a girl bullying bitch.
42:42I am.
42:43But now it's time for you to thank me.
42:47For what?
42:48For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
42:52It's a special relationship.
42:54We're not friends.
42:56Just try stopping me.
42:58Hey, I'm looking everywhere for you.
43:17Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
43:20I'm just going to wait any longer to see her.
43:22You were amazing out there.
43:25The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
43:29It's crazy.
43:29Three of them want me to go see them.
43:31And they think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
43:36Well, if your dreams are going to be true.
43:40I hope.
43:41I'm sure you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate.
43:56Not pizza.
43:58It looks.
44:11I just think it's getting better and better.
44:25Because it's you and me.
44:29I love you like crazy.
44:33And you love me.
44:35Right?
44:38Yes.
44:41Don't worry, the adorable.
44:44I love you like crazy.
44:54You've saved me.
44:56You've saved me first.
44:59I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
45:03No arguing with that.
45:08You're a really good tutor, you know.
45:11I'm glad you think so, because I have another lesson for you.
45:16And I think you're really good.
45:17And I'm good.
45:18I know.
45:19I'm glad you are.
45:21I'm good who are you.
45:23I'm good.
45:23Too, too, too.
45:24I know.
45:38I love you.