00:005. Crazy Facts About Cats
00:02Facts number 1. The Dramatic Flop
00:04Ever see your cat just throw themselves onto the floor like they're fainting from heartbreak?
00:08Ugh! I am but a tired, neglected soul.
00:10Facts number 2. When you sneeze and they act personally offended,
00:14one louder shoo and suddenly they're staring at you like,
00:17disgusting, rude, how dare you?
00:19Facts number 3. Tail Flick. Ill full-blown attitude.
00:22You made eye contact too long. Tail Flick.
00:24Sat in their spot. Tail Flick. You don't get me. Nobody does.
00:27Facts number 4. You moved one piece of furniture.
00:29Now your cat is crawling along the wall like the house is haunted.
00:32Who moved the chair? Are we being robbed?
00:34Facts number 5. They scream when locked out, but don't come in.
00:37They yell at the door like it's the end of the world.
00:39You open it. They sit and stare like,
00:41I didn't say I wanted to come in.
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