I Survived 100 Days Hardcore Minecraft in Jurassic Park and this is What Happened

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00:00:00Hey, my mans, how's it going? Look at this. I'm, uh, Jurassic Park. Yeah, the island, full of dinosaurs.

00:00:06Got out of their cages, running around, being crazy. Like, look at this. This is like a velociraptor or something.

00:00:14These big boys, Brachiosaurus, stomping all over the island. No problem. They don't care about anything. Just step on anyone or anything.

00:00:20Galapasauri. I hate these things. These are the worst things. These are the worst dinosaur ever.

00:00:24You might be wondering, what am I getting at with all these dinosaurs in this island?

00:00:27Well, you know what? I think you know. I think you know exactly what I'm about to do.

00:00:31I'm going to survive for 100 days in hardcore Jurassic Park Minecraft.

00:00:37And not only that, no, but I'm going to hunt and kill the ultimate game, Tyrannosaurus Rex.

00:00:47Hey, if you want to play this for yourself, take a little visit to Jurassic Park.

00:00:51I made this map myself in World Painter again. Made everything, you know?

00:00:55Huge island. There's a bunch of stuff here that you're going to want to... wow.

00:00:58The map's available for download on my Patreon. It's a way for me to give back to the people who are supporting the channel.

00:01:03You guys have been really helping me out.

00:01:05And also the mod pack. There's a link to it in this video's description.

00:01:08So if you just want to play the mods, boom, they're there.

00:01:10I also have to say thank you to my man, Luke the Notable.

00:01:13All right, this guy. Wow. He gave me permission to put a twist on his original series idea.

00:01:16And you know what he's doing right now? He's about to release 2,000 days in hardcore.

00:01:20So go check that out.

00:01:21And one last thing before you watch me get mauled by a raptor for like an hour.

00:01:25If you haven't subscribed to the channel, trust me when I say this, you gotta do it, okay?

00:01:28You would love to do it. It's going to be one of the best decisions you've ever made.

00:01:31And it will make a man like me very, very happy.

00:01:33You will not regret it, okay? Trust me.

00:01:36Also, why stop there? You know, follow me on Twitter.

00:01:38I got a lot of good stuff to say over there.

00:01:40Okay, my mans, it's time.

00:01:42It's time to spend 100 days in hardcore Jurassic Park.

00:01:46All right, here we go.

00:02:00What does a man do on an island full of dinosaurs?

00:02:02I'll tell you what he does.

00:02:03He immediately finds a way to protect himself.

00:02:05First thing I did was get some wood, then stone, then some basic tools.

00:02:08And you know what? I immediately found iron.

00:02:10Yeah, in like 30 seconds.

00:02:1211 ores. Wow.

00:02:14So I crafted a shield, a boat, and started heading down the river.

00:02:17And I saw my first dinosaur.

00:02:23What's that?

00:02:27Oh my god, look at the-

00:02:28One of those spitting things.

00:02:30What are they called?

00:02:31The loposaurus or whatever?

00:02:33This guy was just floating.

00:02:34No idea where this man was going, but he was going somewhere.

00:02:36Anyways, I was now entering Jurassic Park.

00:02:44I got out of my boat and headed into the jungle, and I came across a brachiosaurus.

00:03:04Look at this guy.

00:03:06Big guy.

00:03:06Love him.

00:03:07Look at these things.

00:03:13I barely made it out of that forest alive.

00:03:16I was covered in black goo, blinded, confused, and nearly dead.

00:03:19Wow, almost smoked on day one.

00:03:21This was going to be good.

00:03:22Move, move, move, move, move.

00:03:23Go, go.

00:03:25Oh my god, there's another one.

00:03:28The sun was setting, and I needed one more wool before I could make a bed.

00:03:31I found a sheep, but it was near one of those spitting things.

00:03:35And after what had just happened, I was a very nervous man, but you know what?

00:03:38I went for it, and I got it.

00:03:40Jumped in my boat and took refuge in a cave for the night.

00:03:43The next morning, it was clear to me that Jurassic Park was not a safe place.

00:03:47If I was going to survive here for 100 days, I was going to need armor.

00:03:50So I took my 11 iron and crafted a chest piece.

00:04:01Yeah, look at that.

00:04:09You hear that?

00:04:13Yeah, you hear that?

00:04:15That is exactly why my plan was to stay in this goddamn cave until I had a full set of

00:04:19iron armor.

00:04:20However, I could not help but worry that a dinosaur might spawn in my house.

00:04:24Who knows?

00:04:25You know?

00:04:25Anyways, it didn't really matter because even when I was just mining, I was still risking

00:04:29my life.

00:04:29Like, look at this.

00:04:30I almost walked into lava.

00:04:36Oh my god.

00:04:38Holy crap.

00:04:39I almost walked right into that.

00:04:40Despite spending a good chunk of the night mining, I only had found one additional piece

00:04:44of iron by day three.

00:04:45And when I woke up, all I could hear was screaming dinosaurs outside my house.

00:04:55Okay.

00:04:56Literally all I can hear is dinosaurs outside.

00:05:00And because I'm me, I couldn't help but break my one rule.

00:05:05I went outside to see what the hell was going on.

00:05:07And look at this.

00:05:08The Lava-saurus was just taking down the big boy.

00:05:12I'm starting to think that this goddamn island was being overrun by these things.

00:05:15So while I was out exploring, I saw a tyrannosaur.

00:05:19That's good.

00:05:20It seems like my cave's in a really good area.

00:05:22It also made me think that maybe getting a bow was a little higher priority than armor,

00:05:25since right now, the only way I could defend myself was getting up and close.

00:05:28And, uh, yeah, you don't want to be close to anything like this.

00:05:31So the next day, I went out, again, and I started looking for spiders.

00:05:35Despite being incredibly careful, you can't really plan for much in Jurassic Park,

00:05:39because I walked straight into a pack of velociraptors.

00:05:47Okay.

00:05:49I heard something worse.

00:05:53There's velociraptors in that fort.

00:05:54The Lava-saurus is one thing, but a velociraptor?

00:06:10These things will rip you to shreds.

00:06:12And yes, I know that in reality, a velociraptor's were small, all right?

00:06:16Everyone knows that.

00:06:18Every time you say velociraptor, some guy has to break in your door and scream at you

00:06:21that a velociraptor's was small in real life,

00:06:24but not like Jurassic Park.

00:06:25But you know what?

00:06:26I'm a man who doesn't care.

00:06:27I like the big velociraptors, all right?

00:06:29Regardless, just relax.

00:06:30I got a feeling you're going to see a proper velociraptor a bit later, okay?

00:06:33I don't want to spoil anything.

00:06:34Just calm down.

00:06:35Anyways, yeah.

00:06:36Where I was on the island was not good.

00:06:38Seems like I was living in Carnivore City or something.

00:06:40That night, I killed two spiders and got my string.

00:06:42And I also crafted a stone saber.

00:06:45So things were looking up.

00:06:46Except I was still having a hard time finding iron.

00:06:49The next morning, I wanted to craft some arrows,

00:06:50but look what happened when I left my house.

00:06:53Look how close I came to dying.

00:06:54Just out of nowhere.

00:07:07It is so easy to die here.

00:07:09One second, you're feeling good.

00:07:10And the next minute, you're a dead, dead man.

00:07:12Wow.

00:07:13So I got on my boat, and I went up the river in the other direction,

00:07:16and I found a beach.

00:07:17Got out of my boat, and apprehensively walked into the forest.

00:07:21And you know what?

00:07:22I was attacked by another goddamn Dupless...

00:07:25Whatever they're called.

00:07:26Whatever they're called.

00:07:31Oh!

00:07:34Okay.

00:07:35Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

00:07:38I can't see at all.

00:07:41Just go, just go, go, go, go, go.

00:07:44Come on.

00:07:45Hopefully it eats that stuff.

00:07:46Come on.

00:07:46I can't see.

00:07:47Oh, oh, oh.

00:07:49There it is.

00:07:54Oh my god, I killed it.

00:07:57Okay.

00:07:58I ended up in a clearing that actually looked pretty decent.

00:08:00I could see all around me, so I didn't need to worry about any raptors,

00:08:03doplessaur, any beasts sneaking up on me.

00:08:07And it looked like there was some regular animals there, too.

00:08:09So yeah, I decided, you know what?

00:08:11I'm going to build here.

00:08:12But the problem was it was getting late,

00:08:13and there was no way I was going back into that forest in the dark.

00:08:17So I spent the night fighting in that field,

00:08:20killing basic mobs and building a small hut.

00:08:21And look at this.

00:08:22I tamed a wolf.

00:08:23I named the guy.

00:08:24Moosna.

00:08:25Yeah, I love the guy.

00:08:26Let's go.

00:08:31Moosna, our first mission?

00:08:33How many arrows do I got?

00:08:33Two arrows.

00:08:34Moosna, my mission.

00:08:36That thing.

00:08:37Go get him.

00:08:38Go get him.

00:08:41Take him out, Moosna.

00:08:43Take him out, Moosna.

00:08:44I'm blinded.

00:08:45Moosna, I can't see.

00:08:48Oh, he's fighting Moosna.

00:08:50No, no, no, no.

00:08:55I killed Moosna.

00:08:58I...

00:08:58Oh.

00:09:01There he goes.

00:09:03Killed by a Dilophosaurus.

00:09:04These things were out of control.

00:09:06They're really starting to make me angry.

00:09:09So when the sun came out the next morning,

00:09:10I ran straight through the forest as fast as possible,

00:09:12jumped in my boat

00:09:13and went right home to get my stuff.

00:09:16On the way,

00:09:16I tamed two more wolves,

00:09:18got my stuff and made it back alive.

00:09:20Thank God.

00:09:21I cleared out the area

00:09:21and got ready to build my compound.

00:09:23Finally.

00:09:24In the morning of day seven,

00:09:26I spotted something in the distance.

00:09:27And I wanted to know what it was,

00:09:28so I grabbed my wolves and went for it.

00:09:30On the way,

00:09:31I killed not one,

00:09:31but two Dilophosaurus.

00:09:33Yeah,

00:09:34good to put these things down,

00:09:35you know?

00:09:36Look at this.

00:09:36And my wolves were eating their bodies.

00:09:39That's good.

00:09:44Okay.

00:09:45We're getting good at this.

00:09:46And you eat his...

00:09:47I like...

00:09:47You know what?

00:09:49I like that you're eating his body.

00:09:51So it turns out the thing that I saw

00:09:52was the Jurassic Park Visitor Center.

00:09:54And you know what?

00:09:55I had to know what was in there.

00:09:56At least I did until I got up close.

00:09:58I wasn't going in there.

00:10:06Not a chance.

00:10:07I needed more stuff first.

00:10:08So I went home and started putting up walls

00:10:10to keep me safe.

00:10:10You need big old walls here.

00:10:12Without them,

00:10:12you're gonna die.

00:10:13So that was top priority for me.

00:10:15I mean,

00:10:15just look what happened

00:10:17right after these things went up.

00:10:18Like,

00:10:18look at this.

00:10:24He's already trying to get in.

00:10:25That's why I need to have the walls up.

00:10:29See,

00:10:29they're like hunting.

00:10:38Get him.

00:10:41Oh!

00:10:44On day eight,

00:10:45I worked on the shelter more.

00:10:46I wanted those walls nice and high,

00:10:48if you know what I mean.

00:10:49I did not want to be a dead,

00:10:50dead man.

00:10:51And good news,

00:10:52my wolves.

00:10:53They had a baby.

00:10:53They had a wolf pup or something.

00:10:54And look at that.

00:10:56Didn't know you could breathe these things.

00:10:57And that's good.

00:10:58Okay,

00:10:59the next morning,

00:10:59one of my biggest fears was confirmed.

00:11:02Yeah,

00:11:02when I was setting up this mod pack,

00:11:04I was very careful to control the spawn rate of carnivores,

00:11:07especially the Diloposaurus.

00:11:09And I also made sure that there was no unauthorized breeding.

00:11:12But,

00:11:13uh,

00:11:13look,

00:11:13these guys were breeding.

00:11:15Yeah,

00:11:15I don't,

00:11:15I don't know how,

00:11:16but they were doing it somehow.

00:11:18Life finds a way,

00:11:19I guess.

00:11:19So,

00:11:19I wanted to get rid of these things right away.

00:11:21So,

00:11:21I grabbed my wolf pack,

00:11:23and I went out.

00:11:24Wait,

00:11:24I wanted to kill every single one of these things.

00:11:28Kill the baby.

00:11:36Oh,

00:11:37go for it.

00:11:41You guys need to attack.

00:11:42What are you doing?

00:11:42Attack.

00:11:48Get it.

00:11:50Keep going.

00:11:50Get it.

00:12:10Come on,

00:12:10down here.

00:12:14Come on,

00:12:14get it.

00:12:14In the battle,

00:12:34I lost the wolf pup.

00:12:35But it was a price that I was willing to pay for the peace of knowing that I had made the Diloposaurus extinct once again.

00:12:42I,

00:12:42I hated those things.

00:12:44Yeah,

00:12:44I,

00:12:45they were the worst.

00:12:46But you know what?

00:12:47I got a lot of meat from killing them and a ton of XP,

00:12:49so that was good.

00:12:51Now that I had regained control of at least a small section of the park,

00:12:54I went mining.

00:12:55I needed more iron.

00:12:56Bad,

00:12:57because,

00:12:57uh,

00:12:58I was a man who was very exposed.

00:13:00Anyways,

00:13:00I found 11 ores,

00:13:01which was great,

00:13:02and I made more armor.

00:13:03I think,

00:13:03at least,

00:13:04I hope I did.

00:13:05I didn't write down in my notes.

00:13:07Only that I made an iron saver,

00:13:08so I'm just hoping I made armor,

00:13:09okay?

00:13:09On day 11,

00:13:10I mined more,

00:13:10and I crafted the rest of my iron set.

00:13:12Thank God,

00:13:13I spent the majority of the day working on the compound.

00:13:16Day 12!

00:13:18There was more walls up that day,

00:13:19and I tamed more wolves.

00:13:20Things were going well for me.

00:13:22By day 13,

00:13:23I had a ton of wolves.

00:13:24I mean,

00:13:24just look at this.

00:13:25I also had some chickens,

00:13:26which was good,

00:13:27but,

00:13:27uh,

00:13:28get out of here.

00:13:30Go.

00:13:31You're gonna run out when I do this.

00:13:34I,

00:13:34God,

00:13:35God damn,

00:13:36I knew it.

00:13:37Yeah.

00:13:37I wanted to build a watchtower,

00:13:39you know,

00:13:40so I could,

00:13:40I could see what was going on around my base,

00:13:42just in case any raptors or anything decided to come on by.

00:13:46I also figured I'd put the entrance to my mine

00:13:48in the base of this tower,

00:13:49so it's like a double whammy.

00:13:50You can go up and go down,

00:13:51whatever you want.

00:13:52The next day,

00:13:52I continued working on it,

00:13:54and I also wrote down a timestamp here.

00:13:55I'm just eating a sandwich.

00:14:07Why,

00:14:07why,

00:14:08why did I write,

00:14:08why did I write that?

00:14:10Is this a prank?

00:14:12Who is this,

00:14:12who's a prank on?

00:14:13Me?

00:14:14My,

00:14:15my man,

00:14:15the editor Wisefish?

00:14:16Okay.

00:14:18Why did I,

00:14:19why did I write this down?

00:14:20This is so stupid.

00:14:20I didn't do much on day 15.

00:14:25I saw a dinosaur,

00:14:26went over,

00:14:27looked at it,

00:14:27and came home and mined more.

00:14:29It was a boring day.

00:14:30I finally found diamonds though on day 16,

00:14:32and second one shortly after.

00:14:34I was going to save these bad boys for later.

00:14:36Hey,

00:14:36in the next day,

00:14:37I was ready to finally head back to the visitor center

00:14:39and fight my way in.

00:14:40Yeah,

00:14:41this was going to be a tough fight,

00:14:42because the place was filled

00:14:43with anatomically incorrect,

00:14:45but you know what?

00:14:45Much cooler looking velociraptors,

00:14:47all right?

00:14:47These things looked way better.

00:14:48Anyways,

00:14:48I was ready to go in.

00:14:50I looked at my wolves,

00:14:52and I,

00:14:52I headed inside.

00:14:55There's raptors here last time.

00:14:58The raptors there,

00:14:59the raptors here.

00:15:00Get ready dogs.

00:15:01Go get it!

00:15:02Here we go.

00:15:04Get the raptor.

00:15:06This one,

00:15:07it just ran into the wall.

00:15:08That's,

00:15:09why are you,

00:15:10what are you doing?

00:15:13It's coming at me,

00:15:14it's coming at me,

00:15:14it's coming at me.

00:15:16Come on,

00:15:19dogs.

00:15:20Come on,

00:15:22get it!

00:15:23Attack!

00:15:24Take it down!

00:15:27Jesus!

00:15:29Kill the raptor!

00:15:31Raptors fighting the dogs.

00:15:34Wolf was slain by velociraptor,

00:15:35that's one.

00:15:37Oh!

00:15:40Oh no,

00:15:41another wolf!

00:15:42Another wolf!

00:15:42Here we go,

00:15:46raptor down.

00:15:49See how this place lit up.

00:15:51You guys did it.

00:15:52I cleared out the main area,

00:15:53and I started to go to get the power back online.

00:15:56Which just meant turning lights on.

00:15:57It wasn't that complicated.

00:15:58I wrote down in my notes,

00:16:00like,

00:16:01quote,

00:16:01had to get the power back online in Jurassic Park.

00:16:03Dangerous mission.

00:16:04Raptors everywhere.

00:16:05Risked my life.

00:16:05No!

00:16:06I just clicked a switch.

00:16:08Relax.

00:16:08Anyways,

00:16:08this place was cool.

00:16:09It was big.

00:16:10Tons of rooms,

00:16:11and an underground lab,

00:16:12and all sorts of,

00:16:12it was nice.

00:16:13But I didn't want to be here after dark,

00:16:15so I went home.

00:16:16Day 18.

00:16:17I was out getting seeds,

00:16:18and I had not one,

00:16:18not two,

00:16:19but three.

00:16:20Yes.

00:16:20Yes,

00:16:21three creepers explode on me.

00:16:22I was still working on the compound,

00:16:35and,

00:16:35yeah,

00:16:36I really did not like the look of this thing.

00:16:38I spent day 19 mining,

00:16:40because I needed more resources.

00:16:42I upgraded my shield to an iron tower shield,

00:16:44which is not bad,

00:16:45you know?

00:16:46There we go.

00:16:47Beautiful iron shield.

00:16:49I always struggle with enchanting.

00:16:50I wait way too long to make books,

00:16:53so this time,

00:16:54I was going to get on it right away.

00:16:56So,

00:16:56I left the compound in search of sugar cane.

00:16:58Earlier,

00:16:59I had seen a swamp,

00:17:00so I thought that might be a good place to look.

00:17:02On my way,

00:17:03I was attacked by two raptors.

00:17:05I killed both of them,

00:17:06but,

00:17:06uh,

00:17:07I saw something rather concerning.

00:17:10Oh!

00:17:11Yeah.

00:17:12Another duplas,

00:17:13whatever the,

00:17:13these stupid things.

00:17:15Oh,

00:17:15man,

00:17:16here we go.

00:17:18Oh,

00:17:18he's going for the cow.

00:17:19This man made me very,

00:17:21very angry.

00:17:21I swear to God,

00:17:22these things were haunting me at this point.

00:17:23Why are they still here?

00:17:24I,

00:17:25I,

00:17:25I'm almost certain I disabled spawning for them altogether,

00:17:28but yet,

00:17:29they were still here.

00:17:30Not extinct.

00:17:32This man should not have been here.

00:17:33Anyways,

00:17:33I made a boat and went into the swamp.

00:17:35He found nothing.

00:17:45Nothing at all.

00:17:45So,

00:17:45eventually I left,

00:17:46and,

00:17:47uh,

00:17:47luckily,

00:17:48I found some bamboo,

00:17:49or whatever,

00:17:49sugar cane,

00:17:50whatever it's called,

00:17:50on the north shore.

00:17:51It wasn't much,

00:17:52but it was enough for me to start a farm.

00:17:54Then,

00:17:55I was attacked by micro raptors.

00:17:57Oh my god,

00:17:57there's so many of them.

00:17:59They're over this beach.

00:18:00You just can't catch a break here.

00:18:12The next day,

00:18:13I was fed up.

00:18:13I was tired of the,

00:18:14god damn Dilopasaurus on the island.

00:18:17I was also getting tired of trying to spell Dilopasaurus.

00:18:19These things are,

00:18:20God,

00:18:20I hate these things.

00:18:22Okay,

00:18:23well,

00:18:23okay,

00:18:23what was I doing that day?

00:18:24It looks like,

00:18:25I didn't like the way my house looked.

00:18:28Yeah,

00:18:28it's gonna be wood around the trim.

00:18:30It's like this giant.

00:18:36I really don't like how my house looks.

00:18:38Like,

00:18:39I'm,

00:18:39this looks so bad,

00:18:40man.

00:18:41This whole thing was so bad.

00:18:42I,

00:18:43I,

00:18:43I decided to replay,

00:18:45what am I,

00:18:45I can't even think,

00:18:46I'm pissed off at these things again.

00:18:48I tried to make the watchtower look good.

00:18:49It's look good,

00:18:50it's look bad,

00:18:51I don't know,

00:18:51I'm not thinking about that,

00:18:52I'm thinking about the stupid Dilopasaurus.

00:18:53Look at this,

00:18:54it doesn't look good,

00:18:54all it got is just a,

00:18:55giant field full of chickens.

00:18:57This is not looking good at all.

00:19:02I went out the next day and planted my bamboo by the river.

00:19:04I also had to kill two raptors,

00:19:05and at this point,

00:19:06you know what,

00:19:06I was,

00:19:06I was starting to get worried about the raptor population now.

00:19:09It's making a man very nervous.

00:19:11Why,

00:19:12there's a lot of these around now.

00:19:13But I made it home okay,

00:19:15and I started a farm.

00:19:16On day 23,

00:19:17I was faced with a problem that I had been running from.

00:19:20I,

00:19:20infinite water.

00:19:22If you've watched any of my videos,

00:19:23you know that I cannot figure out how to make infinite water source.

00:19:25I've been playing Minecraft for a year now,

00:19:27it just doesn't work for me.

00:19:29So I tried it one last time to see if I can make it work.

00:19:32Okay,

00:19:33I can make an infinite water source,

00:19:34can't I?

00:19:35I don't have to do so many trips.

00:19:38Okay,

00:19:38once again,

00:19:39I try to make the infinite water source.

00:19:41One here,

00:19:43and one there.

00:19:45It doesn't work.

00:19:48I'm going to,

00:19:49I'm going to learn how to make the infinite water source right now.

00:19:50And then I eventually just did what I should have done a year ago.

00:19:52I went on YouTube and figured it out.

00:19:54It should have done that much,

00:19:55much longer ago.

00:19:56Ah,

00:19:57I can't.

00:19:58I figured it out.

00:19:59Jeez.

00:19:59Wow.

00:20:01Wow.

00:20:01So the next day,

00:20:02I had a decent farm set up.

00:20:03I had seeds,

00:20:04but I realized that I didn't want to just grow wheat.

00:20:06I wanted something else on the other side of the farm.

00:20:08And I thought,

00:20:09you know what?

00:20:09I might be able to find something in the visitor center.

00:20:11So I climbed onto the roof and found a door to one of these,

00:20:14upstairs rooms.

00:20:15And I went in and I look at this kind of ton of chess.

00:20:18One of them was absolutely loaded with flint,

00:20:21which was perfect.

00:20:21And another with books.

00:20:23That's great.

00:20:23Oh my God.

00:20:24Books.

00:20:24On day 25,

00:20:25I was a man collecting eggs.

00:20:26Love doing this.

00:20:27But more importantly,

00:20:28I was back at the visitor center,

00:20:30clearing it out and looking for more stuff.

00:20:31I had not entered the kitchen yet.

00:20:33And what I did,

00:20:34it wasn't for a surprise.

00:20:36There were raptors in it.

00:20:37A couple of them.

00:20:38Oh.

00:20:41Oh.

00:20:42Okay.

00:20:43We got raptors in there.

00:20:44They're in there.

00:20:44They are in there.

00:20:45I killed them and looted the kitchen.

00:20:47There was a ton.

00:20:48And I mean a ton of food in there.

00:20:50Better yet,

00:20:50there was this hole in the ground.

00:20:52And I jumped in it.

00:20:54And wow.

00:20:54I'm glad I did.

00:20:55Because when I got down there into the back room,

00:20:57there was a ton of iron blocks.

00:20:59And I'll be honest,

00:20:59I was very tempted to take all of these.

00:21:02But I did not.

00:21:03Because I felt like I would be cheating

00:21:04since they were part of the building.

00:21:05So I just took one.

00:21:07All right.

00:21:07One of these.

00:21:08The next day I came back

00:21:09and continued going through the building.

00:21:11I explored more of the basement.

00:21:12And let me tell you,

00:21:14it was spooky down there, my mans.

00:21:15Very spooky.

00:21:16There was like a dirty swamp down there.

00:21:17So I had to get the lights on right away.

00:21:19And I found this room.

00:21:20Look what was in here.

00:21:22Look at all this stuff.

00:21:24Look at all this wall.

00:21:27Low security.

00:21:28Defensive.

00:21:29There's so much stuff here.

00:21:30Oh, block a diamond.

00:21:33Oh my god.

00:21:34Fence, signs, everything.

00:21:36Oh my god.

00:21:36We're going to be so set.

00:21:38Low security fence.

00:21:40Pull.

00:21:44Block a diamond.

00:21:46Oh yeah.

00:21:48Oh yeah.

00:21:50There's so much good stuff down here.

00:21:51We've got to figure out

00:21:52how to get out of here though.

00:21:54Let's turn break down a door.

00:21:56What door?

00:21:56Oh my god.

00:21:57Jesus Christ.

00:22:00Get up.

00:22:01Get up boys.

00:22:03God damn.

00:22:04That scared me.

00:22:04I lost track of time

00:22:05so I had to make it home after dark

00:22:07and wow.

00:22:08It was a goddamn bloodbath

00:22:10leaving that place.

00:22:11My sword broke

00:22:11and I had to fight a bunch of creepers

00:22:13and zombies.

00:22:13And as I ran home,

00:22:15I was attacked

00:22:16by another

00:22:17Dilopasaurus.

00:22:18Oh my god.

00:22:21Oh my god.

00:22:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:22:25Oh.

00:22:27I can't see.

00:22:28I can't see.

00:22:29I don't know where I'm going.

00:22:30Oh my god.

00:22:30There's another one.

00:22:32Here inside.

00:22:34What the?

00:22:35Why?

00:22:35How's this guy getting in here?

00:22:39He's killing my chickens.

00:22:40Oh my god.

00:22:45By the next day,

00:22:46the Dilopasaurus were back

00:22:47in full force.

00:22:48I don't know what,

00:22:49but I was being overrun again.

00:22:50I had no control

00:22:51over these things.

00:22:52They're back.

00:22:54On my way back

00:22:54to the visitor center,

00:22:55one of my wolves

00:22:56was killed by one.

00:22:57Oh my god.

00:22:58They're still there.

00:23:00Wolf is slain.

00:23:02I found some pumpkin seeds

00:23:03in the visitor center,

00:23:04which was great

00:23:05because I was going to need

00:23:05these later on.

00:23:06But when I was coming home,

00:23:07I was chased by another

00:23:08goddamn Dilopasaurus.

00:23:10Oh my god.

00:23:10There's two of them.

00:23:11There's three of them chasing me.

00:23:13Oh my god.

00:23:14It's spinning that.

00:23:14Oh my god.

00:23:15There's spit.

00:23:16They're coming.

00:23:17They're coming.

00:23:18They're coming.

00:23:18Oh.

00:23:19Oh.

00:23:21Inside.

00:23:22Oh my god.

00:23:27There's a big problem out there.

00:23:29These guys were surrounding my base.

00:23:31They were trying to get in.

00:23:32Look how many there were.

00:23:34Why are these things here?

00:23:35Look at this.

00:23:36Why are these things back?

00:23:38I disabled spawning for these things,

00:23:41but life finds a way, I guess.

00:23:43They're surrounding the base.

00:23:44Oh.

00:23:45I gotta get down.

00:23:47Okay.

00:23:48If they're surrounding the base or not.

00:23:51I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do.

00:23:54There's two of them

00:23:54outside the door there.

00:23:56Another one there.

00:23:57Another one there.

00:23:59There's one there.

00:24:01Two there.

00:24:03How are they bats?

00:24:04I had enough.

00:24:05So I walked out of my base

00:24:06and started fighting these things.

00:24:07I killed as many as I could.

00:24:09I wanted these things gone.

00:24:10And once I felt like

00:24:11I had killed enough of them,

00:24:13I relaxed

00:24:14and I started planting my seeds

00:24:16until I heard another.

00:24:19Things are going nuts, man.

00:24:22Hear how loud it is out here?

00:24:25There's a dead dinosaur

00:24:26just sitting at the front.

00:24:27Yeah, you wolves are gonna eat them.

00:24:29They're inside.

00:24:30I need my chickens.

00:24:31They got inside.

00:24:32That's what I hear.

00:24:35Get them.

00:24:35I can't have these things getting inside.

00:24:40I need to do something about this.

00:24:42I was losing control

00:24:43of not only Jurassic Park,

00:24:45but the mod pack itself.

00:24:47It wasn't obeying me.

00:24:48The next morning I was mad.

00:24:50These guys got into my chicken coop

00:24:51and killed chickens.

00:24:52That makes me mad

00:24:53if I'm being honest.

00:24:54Man killed all my chickens.

00:24:56I crafted a diamond pickaxe

00:24:57and went back into the mine

00:24:58to get obsidian.

00:24:59But I'm gonna be honest with you.

00:25:00I had a real tough time

00:25:01figuring out how to do that.

00:25:02I could not figure out

00:25:03where to drop water on the lava.

00:25:05It was too hard for me.

00:25:07I did get a couple obsidian though,

00:25:08I think.

00:25:09But on the bright side,

00:25:11I found one diamond

00:25:12underneath the lava.

00:25:13Pretty cool.

00:25:14I brought some lava up

00:25:15from the surface,

00:25:15but that only got me

00:25:16to three obsidian

00:25:17and I needed one more.

00:25:18The next day,

00:25:19I went exploring

00:25:20in more caves to find lava

00:25:21and I had no luck at all.

00:25:23Also, look at this.

00:25:24My sugar cane.

00:25:25It had not grown

00:25:26in the slightest bit.

00:25:27Yeah, I was a man having fun.

00:25:28Okay.

00:25:29Day 30.

00:25:30I wanted more dinosaurs

00:25:31and the mod I was using,

00:25:32Jurassic Craft,

00:25:33it just didn't have enough.

00:25:35So I swapped the mod

00:25:36for archaeology and fossils.

00:25:38This mod's great.

00:25:39It's got a ton of dinosaurs.

00:25:41But there's a catch.

00:25:42It does not do natural spawns.

00:25:44So I had to use custom spawner

00:25:46to try and force spawns

00:25:47and look at this.

00:25:48It worked.

00:25:49Only drawback is that

00:25:50the Tyrannosaur

00:25:51doesn't look as great

00:25:52and the Velociraptors

00:25:55are now anatomically correct.

00:25:58Little guys.

00:25:59Remember when I said

00:26:00that just hold on

00:26:01these things

00:26:02are going to get fixed later?

00:26:02Yeah.

00:26:03There we go.

00:26:04Anyway, so I was playing God

00:26:04and Jurassic Park

00:26:06now had a ton of dinosaurs.

00:26:07But while I was reshuffling

00:26:08mods and stuff,

00:26:09something happened

00:26:09and my save got reverted

00:26:10back to day 28.

00:26:12And I'll spare you the details,

00:26:14but basically I just

00:26:15killed some stuff,

00:26:16got some XP

00:26:16and got the last piece of city

00:26:18and boom.

00:26:18Okay, back to day 30.

00:26:19I made the enchanting table

00:26:20and I saw some weird fish.

00:26:23What is that thing?

00:26:25Look at it.

00:26:26Okay, I was tired

00:26:27of living in a dump.

00:26:28Look at this.

00:26:29It's all just chickens

00:26:30and pigs.

00:26:31These new dinosaurs

00:26:31were dangerous too.

00:26:32Like, look at this man

00:26:33right here.

00:26:34Sitting on the beach.

00:26:35You don't want to get close

00:26:35to a thing like that.

00:26:36Not at all.

00:26:37I also saw two carnivores

00:26:39hunting some other dinosaur

00:26:40just outside of my house.

00:26:41And then somehow

00:26:41a creeper got into my house

00:26:43and almost killed me.

00:26:44I was fed up on day 32.

00:26:53Too many close calls,

00:26:55so I made diamond legs.

00:26:57I don't know if that was

00:26:57the right call or not,

00:26:58but it was something

00:26:59that I was going to do

00:27:00because I was getting

00:27:00very close to dying

00:27:02multiple times.

00:27:03I also absolutely hated

00:27:05where I was living.

00:27:06I was done living in a dump,

00:27:08so I left,

00:27:09and I scoped out

00:27:10a new location

00:27:11for my new house.

00:27:11It wasn't far,

00:27:12but at least it wasn't,

00:27:13I don't know.

00:27:14I just felt better

00:27:15about this place.

00:27:16I read that building

00:27:17using this 5x5 system

00:27:19or something like that

00:27:19as generally a good way

00:27:20to get something

00:27:21that looks decent,

00:27:21so I decided to try it.

00:27:23When I started building,

00:27:24I was having a hard time

00:27:25choosing where I wanted

00:27:26the walls to be

00:27:26and where I wanted the house.

00:27:28And after a long day

00:27:29of doing that,

00:27:30I went home and just,

00:27:31wow, look at the bed

00:27:32in my old house.

00:27:34So it was day 34

00:27:35and things were chugging along.

00:27:37I was building my new house

00:27:38and while the walls

00:27:39looked super similar

00:27:40to the old ones,

00:27:41I was confident

00:27:41I would get something

00:27:42decent here.

00:27:43And you know what?

00:27:44By day 35,

00:27:45I was already getting

00:27:46bored of building,

00:27:47so I thought,

00:27:48you know what?

00:27:48It's time to go explore

00:27:49more of the island.

00:27:50I knew that there was

00:27:50a small raptor paddock

00:27:52on the east side

00:27:53of the island

00:27:53that I wanted to check out.

00:27:55It might have some supplies

00:27:56that could help me

00:27:56keep safe while building.

00:27:58So I went after it.

00:28:00On the way,

00:28:00I, yeah,

00:28:01look at this.

00:28:02I saw a Spinosaurus.

00:28:03Oh, there he is.

00:28:08Spinosaurus.

00:28:08Oh, he's jumping.

00:28:09Oh, look at that thing.

00:28:11Imagine something like that

00:28:12grabbing you

00:28:13and thrashing you around

00:28:15in the swamp

00:28:15and drowning you.

00:28:16Oh, yeah,

00:28:17that'd be good.

00:28:17Love that.

00:28:18Yeah, so I found the paddock

00:28:20and there was another

00:28:22big boy in there.

00:28:23Let me tell you.

00:28:24Oh, oh, oh.

00:28:28Oh, there's a guy in it.

00:28:31Oh.

00:28:33He's slipping through there.

00:28:36I got the stuff

00:28:37and I made my way

00:28:38home safely.

00:28:38The next day,

00:28:39I just worked on the house.

00:28:40That's it.

00:28:41It was starting

00:28:42to take shape.

00:28:43Day 37,

00:28:44that's a,

00:28:45that's a day.

00:28:46On my way back

00:28:46to the house,

00:28:47uh, whoa,

00:28:48look at this.

00:28:48I'm attacked

00:28:49by some sort of beast.

00:28:51Oh, my God.

00:28:52What is this thing?

00:28:53Oh.

00:28:54Oh, my God.

00:28:58Jesus.

00:28:59What are these things?

00:29:01Oh.

00:29:06Oh, my God.

00:29:13I killed my wolf.

00:29:15What the hell

00:29:15was that thing?

00:29:16It just tossed me around

00:29:17like it was nothing.

00:29:18I don't think

00:29:19this is a dinosaur,

00:29:19by the way.

00:29:20I don't know

00:29:21why it's here.

00:29:22Speaking of that,

00:29:23the same day,

00:29:23look at this.

00:29:24There's mammoths

00:29:24walking around.

00:29:25Why is there mammoths here?

00:29:27Mammoths are not dinosaurs.

00:29:28I did not.

00:29:29I was pretty sure

00:29:29I blocked these

00:29:30from spawning,

00:29:31but life finds a way,

00:29:32I guess.

00:29:33I worked on the house

00:29:34the next day

00:29:35and I got some windows up.

00:29:36Yeah,

00:29:36I was finally starting

00:29:37to understand how to,

00:29:38how to build

00:29:39on this 5x5 system

00:29:40and what the house

00:29:41was going to look like.

00:29:42I went back to the old house

00:29:43and pumpkin

00:29:44had finally grown.

00:29:44Hell yeah.

00:29:45That makes me very,

00:29:46very happy to see that.

00:29:49Pumpkin.

00:29:49Hell yeah.

00:29:50Hey,

00:29:50my stuff's finally growing.

00:29:52Wow.

00:29:53Day 39.

00:29:54Look at this.

00:29:54I killed a carnivore

00:29:55because this man

00:29:56was getting way too close

00:29:57to my house.

00:29:58There we go,

00:29:59baby.

00:30:00Look at that.

00:30:01After that,

00:30:02it was just more work

00:30:02on the house,

00:30:03but at this point,

00:30:03I was really confident

00:30:04that I knew

00:30:04what I was doing.

00:30:06Hey,

00:30:06what do you call it

00:30:07when a stegosaurus

00:30:08walks into your house?

00:30:10Day 40,

00:30:10my mans.

00:30:11Day 40.

00:30:11I just worked on the house more,

00:30:28and I got my new tower started.

00:30:30Same idea as last time,

00:30:31just not bad.

00:30:33More house building on day 41,

00:30:35except I was running low

00:30:36on stone bricks,

00:30:37so I needed to mine.

00:30:38I set up the mine

00:30:39under the tower

00:30:39just as I had done before,

00:30:40but this time,

00:30:41I found a big cave right away.

00:30:43After spending some time

00:30:44down there,

00:30:44I came up

00:30:45and put some bars

00:30:46on top of the wall.

00:30:48Look at this.

00:30:48Look good.

00:30:49It's kind of like barbed wire.

00:30:50I like this a lot.

00:30:51When I woke up the next morning,

00:30:52I was chased by,

00:30:53look at this.

00:30:54You're gonna be so happy,

00:30:55some of you.

00:30:55The new velociraptor.

00:30:57Hey,

00:30:57hey,

00:30:57stay back.

00:31:02Hey.

00:31:04Stay back.

00:31:05I just worked on the house roof,

00:31:07but quickly realized

00:31:08that mobs could just

00:31:09walk right on the roof

00:31:10and then just drop down

00:31:11into my walled-off area,

00:31:12so this is something

00:31:13I had to figure out soon.

00:31:15Okay,

00:31:15by day 43,

00:31:17my sugar cane

00:31:17was still not growing.

00:31:19What the hell

00:31:20was going on here?

00:31:21So I moved it,

00:31:22and where did I move it to?

00:31:23I don't know,

00:31:24because I did not

00:31:24write down notes,

00:31:25so I'm just hoping

00:31:26I put it somewhere good.

00:31:27Just worked on the house

00:31:28more on day 44,

00:31:29all right?

00:31:30By day 45,

00:31:31the house,

00:31:31it was starting to look decent

00:31:32from the outside,

00:31:33and I was a happy man.

00:31:34The next day,

00:31:35I was attacked

00:31:35by another one of these

00:31:36bird-type things.

00:31:38Oh no,

00:31:39excuse me,

00:31:39excuse me.

00:31:42Oh god,

00:31:43he's climbing!

00:31:46Jesus, man,

00:31:47you gotta really,

00:31:48you gotta really be careful

00:31:50with these things.

00:31:51I worked on the roof,

00:31:52and I got super confused

00:31:53about how to make it look good.

00:31:54I also couldn't figure out

00:31:56how to make the gate

00:31:56look nice either.

00:31:58So the next day,

00:31:59I went to the visitor center

00:31:59for inspiration,

00:32:00and there wasn't much there

00:32:02besides this man,

00:32:03the allosaur,

00:32:04that must have fallen

00:32:05into the basement.

00:32:06Poor guy.

00:32:07But that was the first night

00:32:08that I slept in the new house.

00:32:09Yeah, pretty good.

00:32:10I dug out the sides

00:32:11of the house

00:32:12and made sure

00:32:12that there was a nice overhang,

00:32:14so no spiders

00:32:15were getting in here.

00:32:16I also worked

00:32:16on the watchtower more.

00:32:18On day 49,

00:32:19I worked on the library.

00:32:20Nothing crazy.

00:32:22Day 50!

00:32:22All right!

00:32:24Halfway there.

00:32:25The library looked terrible

00:32:26from the outside,

00:32:26so I decided

00:32:27to bury it

00:32:28under some dirt.

00:32:29The problem was

00:32:30that spiders and mobs

00:32:31can now just

00:32:32walk onto my roof again,

00:32:33so I had to come up

00:32:34with an idea,

00:32:35but that was interrupted

00:32:36when this man right here

00:32:38just decided to walk

00:32:39on my roof.

00:32:39Oh my god!

00:32:41Oh!

00:32:42Please don't walk

00:32:42on my house.

00:32:43Please don't walk

00:32:44on my house.

00:32:46This man is massive.

00:32:49You're very close

00:32:49to walking on my house.

00:32:51Very, very, very close.

00:32:53Please do not.

00:32:56Oh!

00:32:57Don't walk

00:32:58into my house, okay?

00:32:59We're so close

00:33:00to doing that.

00:33:02Once again,

00:33:02I was back

00:33:03to the visitor center

00:33:03to steal stuff.

00:33:04This time,

00:33:05it was glowstone lights.

00:33:07Hey, the following day,

00:33:08I finished burying

00:33:09the library,

00:33:09but you know what?

00:33:10It was kind of hard

00:33:11to do because

00:33:11of the big dinosaur

00:33:12standing on the roof.

00:33:14I also put glowstone

00:33:14blocks in the library,

00:33:16and it looked pretty nice.

00:33:17I dealt with

00:33:18the security problem.

00:33:19It's not perfect,

00:33:20and a spider can still

00:33:21get in,

00:33:21but a spider is better

00:33:22than a creeper,

00:33:23all right?

00:33:24I changed the position

00:33:25of the gate

00:33:26and filled the gate.

00:33:27I did something

00:33:28with the gate.

00:33:28My notes aren't

00:33:29very clear here,

00:33:30okay?

00:33:30Oh yeah,

00:33:30I moved it,

00:33:31so I had to dig out

00:33:32all of this dirt

00:33:33that was in front of it.

00:33:34A lot of digging.

00:33:36By day 53,

00:33:37I had the rest of it

00:33:38dug out,

00:33:38and I finally put up

00:33:39some torches

00:33:40around the perimeter.

00:33:41Hey, look at that!

00:33:42The place was actually

00:33:43starting to look like

00:33:43it belonged in Jurassic Park.

00:33:45I changed the front door

00:33:46of my house

00:33:47and made this little

00:33:48gated garden.

00:33:49I also even used

00:33:50a shovel to trample

00:33:51down the dirt or whatever

00:33:52and make it look

00:33:52more like it's...

00:33:53I don't know,

00:33:54I like this.

00:33:55I was planning

00:33:55on having a nice

00:33:56peaceful day 55

00:33:57where I was just

00:33:58going to work

00:33:58on the tower,

00:33:58no problems,

00:33:59you know?

00:33:59But, uh,

00:34:00almost died anyways.

00:34:01Right at the very top,

00:34:02I fell off.

00:34:06Oh my god.

00:34:08Oh my god.

00:34:11Oh my god.

00:34:12Jesus.

00:34:13I'm going inside.

00:34:15That was...

00:34:16Wow.

00:34:16On day 56,

00:34:17I remembered

00:34:17that I was growing bamboo

00:34:18and wanted to check on it.

00:34:20I'm still not growing, man.

00:34:21Like, it's still not growing.

00:34:26I don't know

00:34:26what's going on here.

00:34:28I needed water,

00:34:28so I went to the beach

00:34:29to get some

00:34:30and wow,

00:34:30thankfully these two guys

00:34:32right here were snoozing.

00:34:33But on my way back,

00:34:34I was absolutely

00:34:35clobbered by this man

00:34:37right here.

00:34:37Oh!

00:34:38Whoa!

00:34:39Whoa!

00:34:40Whoa!

00:34:42What the hell was that?

00:34:43Oh my god!

00:34:47What the hell

00:34:48just happened there?

00:34:50That guy clobbered me.

00:34:51Oh, he's coming back.

00:34:53Oh, what the?

00:34:55I realized that

00:34:55this was all pointless

00:34:56because I already had

00:34:58enough books to make

00:34:58all the bookshelves I needed,

00:35:00so this was just

00:35:00the waste of a day.

00:35:02Now that the bookshelves

00:35:03were made,

00:35:03I needed lapis,

00:35:04so I went back down

00:35:06into the mines.

00:35:06But you know what?

00:35:07I found diamonds,

00:35:08my mans.

00:35:09And not only that,

00:35:10but lava,

00:35:11so I made obsidian

00:35:12and lapis.

00:35:13Hell yeah.

00:35:14Day 58.

00:35:15I had the enchanting table

00:35:16all up and running

00:35:16and look at this.

00:35:17Boom.

00:35:18Efficiency 4,

00:35:19my diamond pickaxe.

00:35:20Yeah, wow.

00:35:20It's incredible.

00:35:22It just deletes

00:35:22any block it touches.

00:35:24Fantastic.

00:35:24I used it to do

00:35:25more mining in it.

00:35:26Did not take long at all

00:35:27to find more diamonds.

00:35:28Yes.

00:35:2912 of them.

00:35:30Can you believe that?

00:35:30And then two more

00:35:31shortly after.

00:35:32Wow.

00:35:33Felt like a very rich man,

00:35:35so the following day

00:35:36I made a chest piece

00:35:37and a helmet.

00:35:38Started enchanting some stuff

00:35:39and look at this,

00:35:40I got protection 4

00:35:41on the chest.

00:35:42Then I used the remainder

00:35:43of the diamonds

00:35:43to make a diamond saber

00:35:45and spent the rest

00:35:46of the day enchanting

00:35:46a bunch of random stuff.

00:35:47It was a good day.

00:35:48Okay, day 60.

00:35:50I just worked

00:35:50on the tower more.

00:35:51It was mostly done,

00:35:52but there was a few more

00:35:53things that I had to do

00:35:54just to make sure

00:35:55that it was safe

00:35:55so that I wasn't a man

00:35:56falling off, you know?

00:35:57But I was really liking

00:35:58how it looked.

00:35:59Perfect.

00:36:01That looks great.

00:36:04Yep.

00:36:04I like the way

00:36:05that's looking.

00:36:06The next day,

00:36:06I left the compound

00:36:07and I started to set up

00:36:08where I wanted to put

00:36:09a nether portal

00:36:10and you know what?

00:36:10I'm going to be honest.

00:36:11I have no idea

00:36:12why I wanted to go

00:36:12to the nether.

00:36:13I think I wanted

00:36:15a nether wart,

00:36:15but I don't know.

00:36:16This was just

00:36:17a big waste of time.

00:36:19By day 62,

00:36:20it was done

00:36:20and I was ready

00:36:21to go in.

00:36:22Let's see what happens here.

00:36:25I have no idea

00:36:26what was going on in here.

00:36:27Maybe because this map

00:36:29was made with

00:36:29World Painter

00:36:30that there was

00:36:31no nether generated,

00:36:32but look at this.

00:36:34All of the blocks

00:36:35were flesh blocks.

00:36:36You ever see this?

00:36:38I stayed here

00:36:38for a while

00:36:39looking around,

00:36:39but I really didn't

00:36:40find much,

00:36:41so I left.

00:36:42The next day,

00:36:42I used some of

00:36:43the nether quartz

00:36:43that I found

00:36:44to make nether quartz

00:36:45bars for the tower.

00:36:47I can now see more

00:36:47from the top of the tower,

00:36:48which was great,

00:36:49but especially considering

00:36:50I never went back up

00:36:52into this tower again.

00:36:53This is the last time

00:36:54I was in the tower.

00:36:55Spent a ton of time

00:36:56building this thing

00:36:56and a ton of resources too

00:36:57and wow,

00:36:58got some good use

00:36:59out of it.

00:36:59But on the bright side,

00:37:00when I went to bed

00:37:01that night,

00:37:02look at this man right here.

00:37:03Sleeping right next to my house.

00:37:04I love this guy.

00:37:05I put protection 3

00:37:06on my helmet and legs.

00:37:07Yeah, pretty good.

00:37:08Now all I need

00:37:09is diamond boots

00:37:09and I'm set.

00:37:10Wow.

00:37:11I also put butchering

00:37:12on my diamond saber

00:37:14because butchering,

00:37:15you know,

00:37:15it sounds good.

00:37:16I also made a whip,

00:37:17which apparently

00:37:18I could use

00:37:18to tame and control

00:37:20dinosaurs,

00:37:20so I went outside

00:37:21and I tried it

00:37:22on this man.

00:37:23I don't know

00:37:23what this thing is called.

00:37:24It's the thing

00:37:25that has like a bowling ball

00:37:26for a head.

00:37:27It said he was tamed,

00:37:27but I couldn't get

00:37:28the guy to do anything.

00:37:30I figured I needed

00:37:30a lead or something,

00:37:31so I went to the swamp

00:37:32to look for a slime,

00:37:34but I didn't find one.

00:37:35But you know

00:37:36what I did find?

00:37:36A sleeping gallimimus,

00:37:38and wow,

00:37:38you know what?

00:37:39Not only was I able

00:37:40to tame the guy,

00:37:41but I was also able

00:37:41to ride him.

00:37:42I got the guy home

00:37:57and he did not

00:37:59listen to me at all.

00:38:00Wild, wild man.

00:38:01Put him in a cage

00:38:02and this man ran

00:38:03straight out of it.

00:38:03Stay.

00:38:04Oh my, no.

00:38:06You're mine, dude.

00:38:08Hey, come here.

00:38:09I was feeling very good

00:38:11the next day

00:38:11because now I knew

00:38:12that I could command dinosaurs,

00:38:13so I went out with my whip

00:38:15and I tried it on a Triceratops,

00:38:16and you know what?

00:38:17It worked.

00:38:18I was able to ride

00:38:18the guy as well,

00:38:19and wow,

00:38:20this guy,

00:38:21he was a bulldozer.

00:38:23I rode the man

00:38:24all over the island,

00:38:24just destroying everything

00:38:25in my path.

00:38:26First,

00:38:27it was some trees,

00:38:28which was pretty good,

00:38:29but I wanted to know

00:38:30just how strong it was,

00:38:31so I tried again

00:38:32on my old base,

00:38:33and wow,

00:38:34just look at this.

00:38:35The whole thing just gone.

00:38:36Then I took it a step further

00:38:37and plowed right through

00:38:38the front door

00:38:39of the visitor center.

00:38:40This man was a tank,

00:38:41and I loved him.

00:38:42I loved the power

00:38:43I had while riding him,

00:38:44but then it all changed.

00:38:46That evening,

00:38:47everything slipped away.

00:38:49That one is now in my house.

00:38:51That one is fully in my house.

00:38:53No.

00:38:54No, you...

00:38:55You've destroyed...

00:39:01No, you're destroying so much...

00:39:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:07God, no.

00:39:09No, God, no.

00:39:11No.

00:39:12That's so much...

00:39:12No.

00:39:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:17You destroyed half my house.

00:39:20More than half.

00:39:21You destroyed...

00:39:22And the roof, too.

00:39:23And the walls.

00:39:25I don't know how close

00:39:26he was to get in the chest.

00:39:28I had to rebuild

00:39:29a whole chunk of my base,

00:39:30and I was really worried

00:39:31that I wouldn't remember

00:39:31how to do it,

00:39:32but you know what?

00:39:33Life finds a way, I guess.

00:39:35I spent the entire next day

00:39:36fixing it.

00:39:37By day 67,

00:39:38I finally made the front gate.

00:39:40I did not like the look of it,

00:39:41but at least now,

00:39:42I could make a golem

00:39:43to protect me

00:39:44and not have to worry

00:39:45about the guy walking off.

00:39:46I also crafted an

00:39:47iron-strengthened bow.

00:39:49This thing is good.

00:39:50And I went back to my old house

00:39:51and killed everything

00:39:52in my farm for feathers and food.

00:39:54The next day,

00:39:54I named my golem.

00:39:56Okay.

00:39:57I'm gonna name you.

00:40:00Your name is, uh...

00:40:03Kwanzalar.

00:40:04It's a good name for you.

00:40:07Kwanzalar.

00:40:07I like that.

00:40:08Where you going?

00:40:09Kwanzalar,

00:40:10you're never gonna go in the house.

00:40:11You're way too big.

00:40:12Yeah, the problem with a name

00:40:14like Kwanzalar

00:40:15or whatever it was

00:40:16is that you'll never remember it.

00:40:17But I was getting sidetracked

00:40:19and I still needed a diamond boot.

00:40:20So I went back down

00:40:21into the mine

00:40:21and it didn't take me long

00:40:23at all to find three diamonds.

00:40:25But I needed more

00:40:25because I used two of them

00:40:27to repair my pickaxe.

00:40:29Day 69.

00:40:30Okay.

00:40:31Normally,

00:40:31something bad happens

00:40:32on day 69.

00:40:33I needed more XP

00:40:34and the best way

00:40:35to get it

00:40:35was to go out

00:40:36and kill a bunch of dinosaurs

00:40:37since they gave a lot.

00:40:39So I fought this mammoth

00:40:41and wow,

00:40:42the meat it dropped.

00:40:44Absolutely incredible to me.

00:40:45Let me tell you,

00:40:45you gotta try mammoth meat sometime.

00:40:47But then I killed a gallimimus.

00:40:48But it wasn't just any gallimimus.

00:40:50This was the man

00:40:51that I had tamed

00:40:52and ran out of my shelter.

00:40:54I killed my own dinosaur.

00:40:56Oh wait,

00:40:56that one was my pet.

00:41:00Oh my god.

00:41:01Then I was struck

00:41:02by an ankylosaurus.

00:41:03Yeah,

00:41:04I don't even know

00:41:04if I'm saying that right.

00:41:05But this man battered me.

00:41:07So I took him down.

00:41:08The next day,

00:41:09I realized that

00:41:10putting efficiency 4

00:41:11in my iron pickaxe

00:41:12made it just as fast

00:41:13as the diamond one.

00:41:14So I should have

00:41:16saved those diamonds

00:41:17and used them for boots.

00:41:18It doesn't matter

00:41:19because it didn't take me

00:41:19long to find more.

00:41:20So boom,

00:41:21look at that.

00:41:21Now I had diamond boots.

00:41:23I had a full set

00:41:24of diamond gear.

00:41:25I enchanted the boots

00:41:26and I got protection 2 on them

00:41:26which is not as good

00:41:27as protection 4

00:41:28but you know what?

00:41:29It's fine, okay?

00:41:30I found out that my house

00:41:31works well on day 71.

00:41:32Yeah,

00:41:33a spider tried to get in.

00:41:35Not happening,

00:41:35my man.

00:41:36No way.

00:41:37I went to the beach

00:41:37to get more sand

00:41:38and while I was there,

00:41:40there was this horn guy.

00:41:42What are these things called?

00:41:43Para?

00:41:43Oh,

00:41:44there's no way

00:41:45I'm reading that word.

00:41:45Not a chance.

00:41:47Parasaurolophus.

00:41:48I rode this man all over.

00:41:49I really,

00:41:50really like this guy.

00:41:51The next day,

00:41:51I made explosive charges

00:41:52and I used them

00:41:53to make explosive arrows.

00:41:54Yes,

00:41:55these are going to come in handy

00:41:56if you know what I mean.

00:41:57I was having some problems.

00:41:58All my tame dinosaurs

00:41:59were walking away

00:42:00from my base.

00:42:01Couldn't keep these men down,

00:42:02you know?

00:42:02They had a mind of their own.

00:42:04So I came up with a plan

00:42:05to keep them in one spot.

00:42:07I started building a pen.

00:42:09Oh,

00:42:09no,

00:42:09it looks like I didn't do that yet.

00:42:11I started building a sifter.

00:42:13You put like dirt,

00:42:14sand,

00:42:14and whatever you want

00:42:15in this thing

00:42:16and it processes it.

00:42:17If you're lucky,

00:42:18you might find a fossil.

00:42:19So,

00:42:19I let this thing go all night.

00:42:21In the morning,

00:42:21I checked it

00:42:22and I really wasn't finding much.

00:42:23So I made two more

00:42:24and I put them outside.

00:42:25I really wanted to find

00:42:26a bio fossil

00:42:27because I could use that

00:42:28to make an analyzer.

00:42:30Now let me tell you,

00:42:30if I get an analyzer,

00:42:31oh,

00:42:31the door is truly open for me.

00:42:33With an analyzer,

00:42:34I can get dino DNA.

00:42:36And if I have dino DNA,

00:42:38it's game over,

00:42:39okay?

00:42:39I can truly take command

00:42:41of all of Jurassic Park.

00:42:42But for now,

00:42:43I just needed to work

00:42:44on clearing out

00:42:45an area for my pen.

00:42:46The following day,

00:42:47I needed wood,

00:42:48so I went to the swamp

00:42:49and when I was there,

00:42:50oh my god,

00:42:51I saw another Spinosaurus.

00:42:52Yeah,

00:42:52look at this thing.

00:42:53I also found a pack

00:42:54of Gallimimus

00:42:55and I tamed one.

00:42:58Here,

00:42:58come here,

00:42:58you're mine.

00:42:59Oh,

00:42:59oh,

00:43:00oh,

00:43:01oh,

00:43:02oh,

00:43:04there we go.

00:43:05I changed the gate

00:43:05inside my compound

00:43:06to make it higher

00:43:07so that this Gallimimus

00:43:08could not run out this time.

00:43:10Or at least I hoped.

00:43:11Just look at my man sleeping.

00:43:13Hey,

00:43:13look at that.

00:43:13Next morning,

00:43:14my gate worked.

00:43:15My man could not get out.

00:43:16Nice and safe

00:43:17in my base forever.

00:43:18Hell yeah.

00:43:19So I looked at my sifters

00:43:20and I found my first biofossil.

00:43:23Hell yeah,

00:43:23this is exactly what I needed,

00:43:25but I also,

00:43:26turns out I also needed

00:43:27a relic scrap.

00:43:28I had absolutely no idea

00:43:30where to find it

00:43:31or how to get it.

00:43:32So I looked it up

00:43:33and wow,

00:43:34really disappointing.

00:43:35The only way you can find

00:43:36one of these things

00:43:36is by digging up fossils

00:43:37and since I made this entire map

00:43:39in World Painter,

00:43:40yeah,

00:43:41there was zero fossil blocks

00:43:43on this island.

00:43:44So,

00:43:45uh,

00:43:46impossible to get

00:43:47one of these things.

00:43:47But you know what?

00:43:48I thought I'd figure it out later.

00:43:50So I just worked on the pen more

00:43:51to finish the day.

00:43:52By the end of day 76,

00:43:53I had finished the pen

00:43:54and my man with the horn,

00:43:55he was the first to go in.

00:43:56Yeah,

00:43:57look at that.

00:43:57He loves it in there.

00:43:58Oh yeah.

00:43:59Day 77,

00:44:00my gallimimus almost got out.

00:44:02This man is crazy.

00:44:03Oh,

00:44:03oh,

00:44:04he's out.

00:44:04No,

00:44:05no,

00:44:05get back in,

00:44:06get back in,

00:44:06get back in.

00:44:07Good,

00:44:07good,

00:44:08good,

00:44:08stay in there.

00:44:09Holy crap.

00:44:10I was starting to realize

00:44:11the downside of forcing

00:44:12a prehistoric giant

00:44:14into a small pen

00:44:15next to my base.

00:44:16They were very loud.

00:44:18Very,

00:44:18very loud.

00:44:19Hey,

00:44:20you're a loud guy.

00:44:23Very loud.

00:44:24Oh,

00:44:25where are you going?

00:44:27Hey,

00:44:27yeah,

00:44:28good,

00:44:28good.

00:44:29Like,

00:44:29yeah.

00:44:29Anyways,

00:44:30that day,

00:44:31I just enchanted some books

00:44:33and tried to get some stuff.

00:44:34It wasn't too crazy.

00:44:35Between day 77 and 78,

00:44:37I took like a week break

00:44:39in real life.

00:44:40I worked on this

00:44:41phasmophobia video.

00:44:43If you're enjoying this video

00:44:44right here,

00:44:45you'll like this one,

00:44:45okay?

00:44:46It's the same style as this,

00:44:47except it's,

00:44:48it was very scary.

00:44:50So we grabbed that stuff

00:44:50and we brought it down

00:44:51to the basement.

00:44:52Robert also brought a camera

00:44:54and setting that up.

00:44:54You know what I did?

00:44:56I started yelling Archibald.

00:44:57I'm putting a camera down

00:44:58right here.

00:44:59Archibald.

00:45:00Where do you want to,

00:45:01where do you want to put this?

00:45:03Archibald.

00:45:04Archibald,

00:45:05are you there?

00:45:05Can you give us a sign?

00:45:06Hey,

00:45:07look at this.

00:45:07My Gallimimus had gotten

00:45:08out of this cage,

00:45:09but not the house.

00:45:10But then,

00:45:11you know what?

00:45:11He actually got out

00:45:12of the house itself.

00:45:13No,

00:45:13no,

00:45:14no.

00:45:14You are,

00:45:15holy shh.

00:45:17You are fast.

00:45:19The fastest man in the world.

00:45:21Oh my God.

00:45:22The door was open

00:45:23for like less than a second

00:45:24and this man was,

00:45:25he was gone.

00:45:26Straight out.

00:45:27And then,

00:45:28you know what?

00:45:28My other dinosaurs

00:45:29got out of the pen.

00:45:30Cannot keep these mans anywhere

00:45:32and they were breaking out.

00:45:33Angry about that,

00:45:34I stormed off

00:45:35and tried to tame a Stegosaurus

00:45:36who just frigging tail swiped me.

00:45:39Oh!

00:45:40Oh,

00:45:41he's coming for me.

00:45:43Oh,

00:45:43I thought I tamed you.

00:45:45When I got back,

00:45:46I had a plan to fix my pen.

00:45:47I dug it down deeper.

00:45:48Yeah,

00:45:49let's see a dinosaur

00:45:49get out of that.

00:45:51This guy's just straight up floating.

00:45:53He's floating.

00:45:55Get down!

00:45:56Come on.

00:45:57How are you?

00:45:58By the next morning,

00:45:59yeah,

00:45:59they got out.

00:46:00Again.

00:46:01This man was determined

00:46:03not to be forced

00:46:03into an enclosure.

00:46:05But you know what?

00:46:05I was determined to win.

00:46:06So I dug it down

00:46:07even deeper.

00:46:08That's it.

00:46:08You're not getting out of here,

00:46:09okay?

00:46:10That day,

00:46:10I went out

00:46:10looking for something to kill.

00:46:12I wanted to fight

00:46:12a big carnivore

00:46:13or something

00:46:13that was going to be challenging

00:46:14because I needed to practice

00:46:15before I fought a Tyrannosaur.

00:46:17I settled on these

00:46:18big crocodile things.

00:46:20What are these?

00:46:21Sock of Souk...

00:46:21Holy!

00:46:22Look at the size

00:46:23of these things

00:46:24in real life.

00:46:25Holy crap.

00:46:27Imagine something like that.

00:46:29That is...

00:46:30Why does no one

00:46:31talk about these things?

00:46:32Anyways,

00:46:32I tried to fight

00:46:34one of those.

00:46:34This man was a genius.

00:46:36Once he was on fire,

00:46:37he realized that he needed

00:46:37to get to the water

00:46:38and so he did that.

00:46:39I just got in the ocean

00:46:40and swam away.

00:46:41And you know what?

00:46:41I went after him.

00:46:42I got distracted

00:46:43by these like

00:46:43things with fins

00:46:45on the beach.

00:46:45I want to know

00:46:46what was going on there

00:46:46so I walked up to one

00:46:47to investigate it

00:46:48and I got attacked

00:46:49by giant bugs.

00:47:00What the hell was that?

00:47:02Eventually,

00:47:03I found another...

00:47:04whatever these things

00:47:05are called

00:47:05and I killed it.

00:47:06I wanted to know

00:47:12if I could tame

00:47:12one of these things

00:47:13the next day

00:47:13so I found one sleeping

00:47:14and I snuck up on it

00:47:16very silently.

00:47:17Crouched right up.

00:47:18You know what?

00:47:19It did not work

00:47:20so I had to fight it.

00:47:22Oh, it bit me.

00:47:23I continued exploring

00:47:24and eventually night fell.

00:47:25I wanted to get back home

00:47:26but I realized

00:47:26you know what?

00:47:27No, I'm totally lost.

00:47:29But while looking

00:47:29for my way home

00:47:30I got my Ankylosaurus

00:47:31to attack a skeleton.

00:47:33I did not know

00:47:34that you could do that

00:47:35and that was going

00:47:36to come very handy

00:47:37in the future.

00:47:38Eventually,

00:47:38I found the visitor center

00:47:39because it was all

00:47:40lit and up

00:47:40and that led me home

00:47:41so that was good.

00:47:43So the next day

00:47:43I wanted to know more

00:47:44about what commands

00:47:45I had over the

00:47:46tame dinosaurs.

00:47:47There wasn't much

00:47:48but I could get them

00:47:49to attack other dinosaurs

00:47:50for me.

00:47:51So first,

00:47:51I attacked

00:47:52one of these

00:47:53crocodile things again.

00:47:54Get him.

00:47:56Get him.

00:47:57Do something.

00:47:59There's a giant crocodile

00:48:00chasing me.

00:48:01Oh!

00:48:02I thought he couldn't

00:48:03get me up there.

00:48:04Get him.

00:48:05Yes!

00:48:06Get him with that

00:48:06big horn.

00:48:09I get him.

00:48:11There we go.

00:48:13Oh!

00:48:14No, not the water.

00:48:15He's strung in the water.

00:48:17Oh no.

00:48:21Oh my god.

00:48:24Sleeping.

00:48:26Now he's dead.

00:48:27Then I went after

00:48:28an Allosaurus.

00:48:29Allosaurus.

00:48:29Holy crap.

00:48:41And finally,

00:48:42I begged a Doplosaurus.

00:48:44Hate these things.

00:48:45All this was good

00:48:46because it told me

00:48:46that I'm capable

00:48:47of fighting bigger

00:48:48condivores now

00:48:49which brought me

00:48:50one step closer

00:48:51to hunting

00:48:51and killing

00:48:52a Tyrannosaur.

00:48:54Then on day 82,

00:48:56it hit me.

00:48:56I came up with

00:48:57a foolproof plan

00:48:58to kill a Tyrannosaur.

00:49:00Even easier than before.

00:49:02And let me tell you,

00:49:02this was a good plan.

00:49:03So,

00:49:04I went to the

00:49:04visitor center

00:49:05because I was going

00:49:05to need a lot

00:49:06and I mean a lot of iron.

00:49:08Remember how I said

00:49:09I didn't want to take

00:49:09those iron blocks

00:49:11in the basement

00:49:11because it felt like cheating?

00:49:13You know what?

00:49:14I didn't care at this point.

00:49:15I took them all.

00:49:16So this was the plan.

00:49:17I was going to build

00:49:18an iron golem

00:49:19and get the iron golem

00:49:20to attack the Tyrannosaur.

00:49:21But I wanted to test

00:49:22to see if this works.

00:49:22So first I built it

00:49:24and sent it after

00:49:25a brachiosaurus.

00:49:26These things are deadly.

00:49:27They'll stomp on you

00:49:28and kill you in one shot.

00:49:29They have a ton of health.

00:49:30So surely if my man

00:49:31could kill this thing,

00:49:32it could kill a T-Rex.

00:49:33No problem.

00:49:35Go, get him.

00:49:37Get it.

00:49:38Attack this thing.

00:49:40Get it.

00:49:42It's just standing there.

00:49:46Attack it.

00:49:47Take this thing down.

00:49:51Iron golem,

00:49:51you're supposed to protect me.

00:49:52Take this thing down.

00:50:02It's down.

00:50:03Oh, my plan did not work.

00:50:05Not at all.

00:50:05I just felt bad

00:50:06about killing

00:50:06such a beautiful creature.

00:50:08But the guilt went away

00:50:09very fast

00:50:10when I soaked up

00:50:10all that XP.

00:50:11So I put a hold

00:50:12on hunting the T-Rex for now.

00:50:14But what this did do

00:50:14is it finally gave me

00:50:16an idea of how I could

00:50:17get a relic scrap,

00:50:18which again is

00:50:19non-existent on the island,

00:50:21so I could finally

00:50:22make an analyzer.

00:50:23Okay, so

00:50:24on day 83,

00:50:25I gotta start day 83

00:50:27by explaining something here.

00:50:28I can either get the analyzer

00:50:30or I cannot.

00:50:31And let's just think about

00:50:32this for a second.

00:50:33What would be more fun

00:50:34for a video?

00:50:36Seeing a man like me

00:50:36get the analyzer

00:50:37or seeing a man like me

00:50:38not get the analyzer

00:50:39and then I don't get to do

00:50:40a whole DNA thing

00:50:41in this video.

00:50:42So you know what?

00:50:42I was getting the goddamn analyzer.

00:50:44Let's just say I did some

00:50:45off-camera stuff

00:50:47that may or may not

00:50:48look like me

00:50:49switching to creative mode,

00:50:51flying to the visitor center,

00:50:52putting a chest in the basement,

00:50:54and realizing,

00:50:55hey, you know what?

00:50:55Maybe I want to make this

00:50:56a bit of a challenge

00:50:56for myself,

00:50:57so I'm going to spawn

00:50:58a bunch of zombies

00:50:58and that's not enough.

00:51:00I'm going to spawn a bunch

00:51:00of velociraptors

00:51:01and start freaking out

00:51:02because the velociraptors

00:51:03started gnawing

00:51:04on the zombies.

00:51:05Okay, this is...

00:51:08Then I might have

00:51:10switched back to survival

00:51:11and said,

00:51:12hey, I'm going to go

00:51:12to the visitor center today.

00:51:14It might have went

00:51:14something like that.

00:51:15I don't know.

00:51:16So I got to the visitor center

00:51:17and you know what?

00:51:17I was very worried

00:51:19after seeing what those

00:51:20goddamn raptors did

00:51:21to those zombies.

00:51:22I was very worried

00:51:23about going in there,

00:51:24but this was the only way

00:51:25I was going to get

00:51:26a relic scrap

00:51:26since there were zero

00:51:28in the world naturally

00:51:28and I really wanted

00:51:29to do this DNA thing, okay?

00:51:31I don't want to hear

00:51:32any comments about this.

00:51:33This is not cheating.

00:51:35If you're going to

00:51:35leave a comment,

00:51:36make it say like,

00:51:37wow, I was very brave

00:51:38of you on day 83.

00:51:39You're a very brave guy

00:51:40to do that.

00:51:41How about that?

00:51:43Oh my god,

00:51:43they're coming,

00:51:43they're coming.

00:51:47I can't let them

00:51:47get a land.

00:51:50Oh my god,

00:51:50oh my god,

00:51:51oh my god,

00:51:52oh my god,

00:51:53oh my god.

00:51:56I can't let these guys

00:51:57get a land.

00:51:59Oh my god,

00:51:59they're here.

00:52:03The next day,

00:52:15I finally made the analyzer.

00:52:17To test it out,

00:52:18I put Velociraptor bones

00:52:19into it,

00:52:19which very quickly

00:52:21gave me Velociraptor DNA.

00:52:22But now I needed

00:52:23to make a culture vat

00:52:24to create dinosaur embryos.

00:52:26But to make a culture vat,

00:52:28I needed slime,

00:52:29which meant that

00:52:30I was going to the swamp.

00:52:31And last time I went

00:52:31to the swamp,

00:52:32I did not find any slime.

00:52:34None at all.

00:52:35So I was kind of worried

00:52:36about finding it.

00:52:36I figured I'd be there

00:52:37for a while,

00:52:37so I thought,

00:52:38you know what,

00:52:38I'm going to build

00:52:39a swamp house.

00:52:40Spent the night

00:52:40working on that house.

00:52:41And even my man

00:52:42with the horn

00:52:42helped me kill

00:52:43some zombies

00:52:43while I was there.

00:52:44I built this little dock,

00:52:45which was nice,

00:52:46and gave me a good look

00:52:47at this peaceful

00:52:48Spinosaur sleeping.

00:52:50I didn't find any slimes,

00:52:51though,

00:52:51so that was kind of annoying.

00:52:52In the morning,

00:52:53I went back to my home

00:52:54and got some sand

00:52:55to cook to make windows.

00:52:56While I was heading back,

00:52:56I realized that I had not

00:53:01named me right now.

00:53:02Your name's going to be,

00:53:03I don't know.

00:53:06I'm blanking.

00:53:07I'm honestly blanking.

00:53:09Okay.

00:53:10No, that.

00:53:14That is not a name.

00:53:15I don't know what happened there.

00:53:17My brain broke or something.

00:53:18Anyways,

00:53:19I spent another night

00:53:20looking for slimes

00:53:20in the swamp

00:53:21and sadly,

00:53:22I found none.

00:53:23The next morning,

00:53:24I just got right back to work,

00:53:25working on the house.

00:53:26Did that all day long.

00:53:27Just a man working

00:53:28on his house,

00:53:29his swamp house.

00:53:29And then at night,

00:53:30I went out looking for slimes yet again, and you know what? Wow. Found zero. None.

00:53:36The same thing on day 87. I worked on the house. I got most of the roof built, the deck done,

00:53:40and look at this. I made a little boat so that I could have easy access to my old house.

00:53:44Then I spent another night looking for slimes, and guess what? Found none. This was going well.

00:53:50And the next morning, I woke up, and something good happened finally. Look at these guys.

00:53:55Hey.

00:53:58Whoa, how's it going?

00:54:00Can I tame you?

00:54:02Oh! I don't know!

00:54:06Yo! Oh, wow! Look at these guys. Yes! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

00:54:15I really wanted these mans in my house. I needed them, but I had no way of getting them into my house,

00:54:20so for the time being, I very temporarily made a little stone house for them to sit in.

00:54:26I didn't really have a plan of how I was going to get them out of the stone house into the swamp house,

00:54:29but I just started by pulling one out and then tried to push them into the swamp house.

00:54:33And I thought, you know what?

00:54:43Maybe this man's hungry.

00:54:44Maybe he wants to eat something to, uh, convince him.

00:54:46Or, uh, you know how you train a wolf and the wolf starts falling?

00:54:48Maybe I could do the same with this guy.

00:54:49So I gave him, uh, some seeds.

00:54:52You know what?

00:54:52You liked them.

00:54:52He ate them.

00:54:53Then I was thinking, hey, you know what?

00:54:53Maybe this guy wants sugar cane.

00:54:55So I gave him that.

00:54:56And then he, uh, he exploded.

00:54:57I spent the entire day trying to get this man into my house.

00:55:09I made two fishing rods and tried to reel in him.

00:55:12That didn't work.

00:55:13I reasoned with him.

00:55:14I tried to tell him that he would love it in there and everything would be good, but

00:55:16that didn't work either.

00:55:18Eventually night fell and he went to sleep and bingo, I was able to push him inside.

00:55:22The swamp house was looking good, but I still didn't have any slime, which was the entire

00:55:33reason why I was here and doing all this, so I spent yet another night outside looking

00:55:38for slime and, like usual, I found none.

00:55:41And this time, you know what, I had enough.

00:55:44I was completely fed up, so I just burned the forest down.

00:55:57Yeah, so next morning it was time to do some stuff off-camera, if you know what I mean.

00:56:09Okay, I had slime, so that means I could finally make an analyzer.

00:56:21Very excited about that, and then it all went away the moment I found out that you need bio

00:56:25goo to use it.

00:56:26How do you get bio goo?

00:56:27Let me tell you, you need milk, wheat, rotten flesh, and eggs.

00:56:32So once again, I had to leave and go find all of that stuff.

00:56:35I went back to my old, old house, where I had all those chickens.

00:56:44Remember that?

00:56:45Wow.

00:56:46So I stored a bunch of those eggs in a chest, which was great, so I grabbed all those, and

00:56:50I went all the way back to the swamp house, and you ever forget the milk at the store?

00:56:53Yeah, I forgot the milk.

00:56:55So the next day I went out to get milk, and it was not easy.

00:56:59There was like no cows on the island, I guess maybe a bunch of carnivores ate them all, but

00:57:04I was having a very, very tough time finding just a single cow walking around.

00:57:08Eventually, after searching for like most of the day, I found one cow who I milked two

00:57:13buckets worth of milk from.

00:57:15On my way back, I was thinking about everything that had gone on so far, and how difficult

00:57:20even the simplest of tasks had been.

00:57:23And then I saw a tyrannosaur, and I thought, you know what?

00:57:26Today's the day.

00:57:28Today is the day that I fight and kill the Tyrant King.

00:57:32The very reason why I came to this island in the first place.

00:57:34To take down a tyrannosaurus rex.

00:57:37There we go.

00:57:38Oh!

00:57:39Oh!

00:57:40Oh!

00:57:41Oh!

00:57:42Oh!

00:57:43Oh!

00:57:44Oh!

00:57:45Oh!

00:57:46Oh!

00:57:47Oh god!

00:57:48Oh!

00:57:49Oh!

00:57:50Oh!

00:57:51Oh!

00:57:52Oh!

00:57:53Oh!

00:57:54Go, go, go, go, go, go!

00:57:57Oh wait, he's down.

00:57:58He's down.

00:57:59Oh, he's back up.

00:58:02There we go.

00:58:03Okay.

00:58:04Okay.

00:58:05Okay.

00:58:06Hey, you know what?

00:58:09Normally when I fight something impromptu like that, I normally die, and this time I got,

00:58:12I guess I got lucky and I did not die.

00:58:14But, well, I wasn't that lucky, because when I killed it, I accidentally blew it up and destroyed

00:58:19the bones.

00:58:20Which is what I was after.

00:58:22So, I fought a second one.

00:58:24There we go.

00:58:25Got him.

00:58:26Direct hit.

00:58:27Oh!

00:58:28He's going nuts.

00:58:29Down.

00:58:30Holy crap.

00:58:31And there it was.

00:58:32I had the bones of a T-Rex.

00:58:46Everything I needed to extract DNA.

00:58:50The next day, I crafted my bio goo.

00:58:53And as I thought about what I was doing and I looked around the Swamp House and saw all

00:58:56the lab equipment, I thought, you know what?

00:58:58This isn't a Swamp House.

00:59:00This is, this is a laboratory.

00:59:02But it needed a name.

00:59:04Swamp House wouldn't do.

00:59:05So, I named it the Sean Creation Lab.

00:59:09And what I was about to do in that Creation Lab was play God.

00:59:13I put the Tyrannosaur DNA into the culture vat, along with the bio goo.

00:59:17This takes a while, but eventually, it will produce an embryo.

00:59:20Oh, it's.

00:59:21There it is.

00:59:22Look at that.

00:59:23Look at my little guy being made right there.

00:59:25Hell yeah.

00:59:26That's good.

00:59:27After several minutes, it was done.

00:59:28And I had a Tyrannosaur egg.

00:59:29I took the egg and placed it down in the center of my house and waited.

00:59:30And then I realized, hey, you know what?

00:59:44Maybe don't put the T-Rex egg in the house.

00:59:46So, the next day, I picked the egg up and then put it outside where it should be.

00:59:51But this was a big problem because I realized, whoa, I got no way to protect this little guy.

01:00:09Or anywhere for him to go right now.

01:00:10So, I ran back home to the old house as fast as possible and crafted a lead.

01:00:15Brought it back.

01:00:16Hooked my man up and brought him inside.

01:00:18At first, I was thinking, hey, you know what?

01:00:20It's probably not a great idea to have a Tyrannosaur in my lab here, but he's so small.

01:00:26Look how tiny he is.

01:00:27What's the worst that could happen?

01:00:29Plus, he wasn't going to be in here long.

01:00:31I was going to build him a paddock anyway, so it's fine.

01:00:33So, I went outside and started working on his paddock and then got the frame built and went to bed.

01:00:39Then, something bad happened.

01:00:43I woke up to a disturbing crunch sound.

01:00:46The guy ate my dodo.

01:01:01One bite chomped him.

01:01:03Remember when I said, what's the worst that could happen?

01:01:05This was the worst that could happen.

01:01:07I genuinely really liked that dodo bird.

01:01:10And he was gone.

01:01:11I was heartbroken.

01:01:13But then I realized, look where I'm standing right now.

01:01:18I'm in a state-of-the-art facility that's capable of anything.

01:01:22I could bring him back.

01:01:26I had played God once before, and dammit, I would do it again.

01:01:29I grabbed his bones and threw them in the analyzer.

01:01:32And within moments, I extracted the dodo DNA.

01:01:35But I needed more bio-goo, which I would grab later.

01:01:38For now, I needed to finish building the paddock.

01:01:39Because if I were going to bring my man back from the dead, I needed this Tyrannosaur out of my house.

01:01:44It took most of the day, but I was able to finish building the paddock.

01:01:47I grabbed one of the park's old leftover carnivore feeders and brought it into the paddock where the Tyrannosaur could eat out of.

01:01:53I filled it with a bunch of meat, but I had a feeling this man was probably going to need some more meat.

01:01:57But for now, my focus was on bringing back my dodo.

01:02:01The next day, I ventured back out and found the same cow and milked the man again.

01:02:05I brought it back and crafted the bio-goo, so I could start developing the dodo embryo in the culture vat.

01:02:10On day 95, I was worried about how much meat I was feeding my T-Rex, and I felt like the man needed a little bit more.

01:02:17So I was thinking about how when I went to the nether, there was all that flesh, and I had brought a bunch back with me.

01:02:22So I went back to the old house, grabbed a ton of flesh, brought it back to the paddock, filled up the feeder, and wow, no, you can't put it in there.

01:02:30T-Rex does not want that flesh.

01:02:32So I was thinking maybe the man wants some live flesh.

01:02:34Remember when he killed my dodo?

01:02:35I remember that real well.

01:02:36So I went out and grabbed a pig or something, brought it into the cage, and was going to see if he would eat it.

01:02:43He didn't touch it.

01:02:44He had no interest in it.

01:02:45But more important than that, the dodo egg was ready.

01:02:49I took it out of the culture vat and hatched it.

01:02:52My man was back.

01:02:54There he is.

01:02:55Welcome back, my man.

01:02:56That was pretty good.

01:02:59By the next day, the T-Rex had grown to the size of a pig, and wow, my man was getting big quickly, but not fast enough.

01:03:05I wanted something bigger, something more violent.

01:03:08So I set out to grab a Spinosaur.

01:03:11It didn't take long for me to find one.

01:03:13And at first, I was nervous approaching this guy, but I realized this man's not interested in attacking me.

01:03:18He was fine.

01:03:19He was neutral.

01:03:20Maybe he was full.

01:03:21I don't know.

01:03:22But I was able to walk right up to him and attach a lead to him.

01:03:24Yeah.

01:03:25I just put a lead on this giant beast and brought him right back to my house.

01:03:29And you know what?

01:03:30I didn't stop there.

01:03:31I put him in my house.

01:03:32Okay.

01:03:33This...

01:03:34This could be one of the dumbest things I've ever done.

01:03:39Just...

01:03:40I...

01:03:41I don't know.

01:03:42I need to get that lead done.

01:03:44See that?

01:03:45A giant guy walking around my house.

01:03:47And since he wasn't attacking me, I...

01:03:49Yeah, I figured this man won't eat my Dodo.

01:03:51There's no way.

01:03:52But you know what?

01:03:54Ah.

01:03:55Fool me once, shame on me.

01:03:58Fool me twice, I'm an idiot.

01:03:59Because...

01:04:00No.

01:04:01Dodo was slain by Meganura.

01:04:02No.

01:04:03You killed my...

01:04:04Get this man out of here.

01:04:05You killed the baby Dodo.

01:04:06Come on out.

01:04:07Come out.

01:04:08It's not safe in there for you.

01:04:09I...

01:04:10I don't know where we're gonna put you.

01:04:11I...

01:04:12I'm genuinely dumb.

01:04:13I honestly believed that he would not eat the Dodo.

01:04:28And he did.

01:04:30So, yet again.

01:04:31It was time to get this man out of my house.

01:04:33Into his own paddock.

01:04:34Which I was working on.

01:04:35And I wish he had known that before he ate my Dodo.

01:04:38I still had the second Dodo.

01:04:40So, I just got that guy out of the house right away.

01:04:42And tied him up outside where he'd be safe.

01:04:44I hope.

01:04:45By the end of day 98, I finally had the paddock built.

01:04:48The next morning, I led the Spinosaur out of the lab and into the newly finished paddock.

01:04:53There was no way this man was getting out of here.

01:04:55Absolutely not a chance.

01:04:56There he is.

01:04:57He's inside.

01:04:58He just walked out.

01:04:59He just swam out.

01:05:01I fixed the holes in the paddock and brought him right back in.

01:05:04Finally, things were good.

01:05:06I brought my man with the horn to the side of my house and tied him up.

01:05:09And now he'll always be there and ready for me to ride.

01:05:12I walked out onto my dock and watched the sunset on day 99 while fishing.

01:05:17I was thinking about how I finally had felt like I had done the impossible.

01:05:21I had taken control of Jurassic Park.

01:05:27Day 100.

01:05:28I wanted to do one last thing.

01:05:30I wanted to hunt a Spinosaur.

01:05:33So I got in my boat and headed out into the swamp to fight one.

01:05:40There we go.

01:05:41Oh.

01:05:42Oh.

01:05:43Oh.

01:05:44Oh.

01:05:45Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, there we go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I died

01:06:14in that swamp, being thrashed around and drowned by a spinosaur, and as I saw the delete world

01:06:19option appear on my screen, I realized something, I never had control over Jurassic Park, I

01:06:25didn't even have control over the mod pack, there was mammoths and birds and a whole bunch

01:06:30of animals that I wasn't planning on having here, walking around, the Dilapasaurus population

01:06:35just got way out of control, I had no control over those things, all of my plans fell apart

01:06:40and every attempt I had made to get things in line, the game fought back, I didn't see

01:06:45the irony until the very end, that the very attempt to make this video itself was a direct

01:06:50example of one of Michael Crichton's major themes, you can't control Jurassic Park.

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