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New series the bondsman season 1 EP 3

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00:00And y'all know what makes this so effed up is the fact that Kayla and I've known each other
00:10since we were five. I mean, getting bullied by a rando is one thing, but by your BFF since
00:15kindergarten. And she knows, okay, she knows about my food issues because she came to the ICU when
00:23I nearly died. So she knows what her digs about me gaining weight can trigger. Really, Kayla?
00:32Over a boy? Do you want me to get sick again? Do you want me to die? I'm a human being, okay?
00:42Just please stop.
00:53Damn, bitch. You are such a good liar.
00:57Pretty good, right?
00:58I know you were lying, but you even had me believing it. Check out the comments.
01:02Kayla's life is so over.
01:04Oh, wow. You're right. You know, when Greg dumps her and comes crawling back to me,
01:08she may even just don't lie of herself.
01:13Dean?
01:15You better not be in my shower, you loser.
01:23Dean? Mom? I thought y'all left already.
01:53Mom?
01:54Mom?
01:55Mom?
01:56Mom?
01:57Mom?
01:58Mom?
01:59Mom?
02:00Mom?
02:01Mom?
02:02Mom?
02:03Mom?
02:04Mom?
02:05Mom?
02:06Mom?
02:07Mom?
02:08Mom?
02:09Mom?
02:10Mom?
02:11Mom?
02:12Mom?
02:13Mom?
02:14Mom?
02:15Mom?
02:16Mom?
02:17Mom?
02:18Mom?
02:19Mom?
02:20Mom?
02:21Mom?
02:22Mom?
02:23Well, I guess there's no need to quit smoking now, right?
02:33Uh...
02:34Okay.
02:41Congratulations on completing your first work order.
02:45Your next job will be processed shortly.
02:47Let's chase the rainbow together.
02:49Demons, actual demons.
02:51And my son, a corporate demon hunter.
02:54Oh, I didn't exactly picture myself as a clock puncher, but I guess that's the devil for you.
03:01What I don't get is the other guy.
03:03I mean, Pastor Ron, sure.
03:05But what do you make of his victim?
03:07The guy hanging from the ceiling that he crucified?
03:10I don't know, Mom.
03:12Maybe Ron did that because he was a demon.
03:17You're mad at me because I lit you up about your pride.
03:22Nah, I get it.
03:26I'll do better.
03:29Just a lot of cardinal sins is all.
03:32Don't joke.
03:33Maybe this is your way out.
03:35The big loophole you're looking for.
03:37Mm-hmm.
03:38How's that?
03:39Maybe part of it's not just about killing demons, but I don't know.
03:43You becoming less of a shitheel?
03:45I don't know.
03:46I don't know.
03:47I don't know.
03:48I don't know.
03:49I don't know.
03:50Okay.
03:53Do me a favor, Mom.
03:55Keep an eye on the facts, would you?
03:56Hub, the next one could come any minute.
03:59Where the heck are you going?
04:00Out.
04:01I won't take long.
04:02Son, you can't exactly make your own hours here anymore.
04:07Maybe.
04:08And maybe I'm holding more cards here than we thought.
04:12If they had somebody that could do the job better than me, I wouldn't be here, would I?
04:17Hub.
04:18Call me if a fax comes in.
04:20I got a score I need to settle.
04:38I got it.
04:42Hey, everything okay?
04:43Thought I could take the kid to school.
04:45Oh, um...
04:48Yeah, I thought when I signed the thing that we were switching days, it's you're gonna have
04:52them for the whole Nashville trip.
04:53Okay.
04:55What?
04:56Well, it's just you never took them before or even once, so...
04:59Is something wrong with me wanting to spend time with my son?
05:02We're just not sure if you know which school or what grade or...
05:06You know what?
05:06Sure.
05:07That'll help us out a lot.
05:09We have a ton to do to get ready.
05:13Great.
05:14Come on, kid.
05:15Get your stuff.
05:16Let's go.
05:17Are you sure?
05:18He knows about the traffic circle?
05:20Hon.
05:21They can be sticky about that, is all.
05:23You two have fun.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Okay.
05:27Is this asshole moving or what?
05:30Just go around him.
05:32You should tell Lucky to get his gutters checked.
05:40Right, it's a total dump.
05:45Where do you think you're going?
05:47What?
05:49You're driving.
05:51Really?
05:52You could drive the Kubota.
05:53You could drive this beast.
05:55Come on, let's go.
05:56Let's see what you got.
05:57How's the band?
06:07We broke up.
06:10Oh, shit.
06:12Sorry to hear that.
06:13You're still playing, right?
06:14Not much.
06:18Well, don't give it up.
06:21Like you did.
06:25That's fair.
06:28You got your learners, right?
06:30Uh, no.
06:33Lucky says they don't do it in mass till 16.
06:35So, it's safer if I wait.
06:37Uh-huh.
06:42Should I pull over?
06:43What?
06:44No.
06:44No, no, no.
06:46Just watch the break.
06:50This baby's going to be yours one day.
06:52Better sit in the saddle sometime.
06:55For real?
06:56Yeah.
06:58Looks good on you, too.
07:01I'm always growing up.
07:03How fucking cool is that?
07:05Look, kid, uh, I'm not saying that I'm the perfect guy.
07:15Or even that I haven't made my share of mistakes.
07:20And this isn't about all that.
07:23But you're older now.
07:25And there's some things that I think you deserve to know.
07:35Lucky is not who you think he is.
07:38Manslaughter, B&E, racketeering, none of it's stuck.
07:42But, whoa, watch it.
07:43Watch it.
07:44Whoa.
07:45Dad.
07:45Dad.
07:47He was in the mob.
07:49He's taking your mom for a ride.
07:52And I tried showing her all this, but she didn't want to listen because, I don't know, so now I'm coming to you.
07:59Dad, look, look, listen to me.
08:01People don't just change after things like this.
08:04You can't just sweep it under the rug with a couple of breathing exercises.
08:07I know about all that.
08:11Well, not all of it, okay?
08:13Not the details or the racketeering or whatever, but, yeah.
08:18Mom likes to fix broken guys.
08:20And this guy, I don't know, he seems okay.
08:26He makes her happy.
08:28Look, they've been dating for nine months.
08:30And he already bought us a house.
08:33So, this whole driving thing and the how's the band bullshit was all just to get me to blow up Mom and Lucky, then you drive.
08:43Because I'm not doing it.
08:44Okay, wait, wait, wait.
08:46Hang on.
08:46Listen.
08:47You gotta trust me.
08:49Please.
08:50These things, sins, like this, have a way of coming back.
08:58You can't just walk away and live your life happily ever after.
09:03And I know that you think you're pretty tough, but I don't want you or your mom to have to prove it if someone from Lucky's past comes knocking at your door.
09:13You gonna get that?
09:16Hey, Mama.
09:17What's up?
09:17Okay.
09:22Okay.
09:23Shit.
09:24I'm on it.
09:27Take a left up here and step on it.
09:29We're skipping school.
09:30What?
09:31Why?
09:32Because I'm your father and I said so.
09:40Slow down.
09:42I think he's up here.
09:45Hey, Mama.
09:46So, what am I looking for?
09:48Hey, it's the next block.
09:49Oh, no, no, no, that was just the radio.
09:53Hit me.
09:54It's called a morphos.
09:58Typically thought to have originated in Egypt.
10:02Examples throughout Nordic seafaring cultures and aquatic entities of overwhelming power.
10:11Did it say anything useful that could help me out?
10:15To keep it away from water.
10:17Okie dokie.
10:23It looks bad, Hub.
10:25Just know that I love you.
10:28Well, thanks for the pep talk.
10:29I'm here.
10:30I gotta go.
10:37Should I call Lucky to pick me up?
10:39What?
10:40No.
10:41I need you.
10:42Whatever.
10:45I'll just work on my Spanish homework.
10:47No Spanish homework.
10:49You're my lookout.
10:50You remember the drill, right?
10:52Yeah, of course.
10:55So does the judge who gave Mom custody.
10:57God, she's gonna shit if she finds out.
10:59Well, then, don't tell her.
11:02Don't forget the signal.
11:04And no studying.
11:07Some kids would kill for a dad that said that.
11:12We good?
11:16Yeah.
11:17We're good.
11:19Hey, too short, one long, right?
11:22Anybody home?
11:36Hello?
11:36Hello?
11:52Hello?
11:53Haha.
11:53Huh?
12:02Hello?
12:03Hey, too long, left?
12:04Hello?
12:11Hello?
12:19Right?
12:20Oh, fuck me.
12:35Where's Hub? You got a shot of him?
12:37Yeah, after the burning bodies and the pagan symbols and shit.
12:39But get this man, he was with someone.
12:42This old woman.
12:43The whole thing was creepy as hell.
12:45But it got me thinking.
12:48What if...
12:50She was a witch.
12:53Or they're both witches.
12:55Hey, Lucky, what if we got a whole witch thing going on here?
13:01Her?
13:02Yeah.
13:03That's his mother, you dumbass.
13:05Oh.
13:07She could still be a witch, though.
13:11What?
13:12Bad shit happens to people who cross witches, man.
13:14What if they come for us next?
13:15Easy.
13:15No, no, no.
13:16Do you think that's what that Sizzler coupon was all about?
13:18I mean, with the burn and everything?
13:20Jesus Christ, it was for two, wasn't it?
13:21You're not fucking witches!
13:23Shut the fuck up, you dumbass!
13:30You know what?
13:31This has been wicked helpful, and I respect your opinion and your unique worldview, but okay if I take things from here?
13:43Yeah, sure.
13:44Sounds good, man.
13:45All you.
13:45So you just, like, think they're normal serial killers or what?
13:56Okay, sorry.
13:56A 16-year-old girl?
14:06Yeah, she left her car and her phone behind her.
14:09The back door was locked.
14:10So I'm-I'm guessing she's on foot.
14:12You could call for K-9.
14:14Tell them what?
14:15Well, not the demon part.
14:17Or what you'll do when you find her.
14:19Could we please not call it a her?
14:22Let's just say it from here on out, because I don't feel great about picking a fight with a her.
14:27Water demons seek water, but we've got hundreds of ponds and streams around here.
14:32Without dogs, how you gonna find it?
14:35That's a good question.
14:37I'll call you back.
14:39You just called Deirdre Donovan an it?
14:42Who?
14:43Deirdre Donovan.
14:44Well, this is her house, that's her car.
14:46You just called her an it?
14:48So getting canceled for this.
14:51Wait.
14:52That Deirdre Donovan?
14:53The one with the cheer bots and the boyfriend who-
14:55Who had the whole wrestling team toss me in the dumpster, yeah.
14:58Well...
14:59Wait, is she in trouble, or-
15:01Nope.
15:02Different case.
15:05So who's the skit?
15:07Doesn't matter.
15:08They're all the same.
15:11Hey, look, uh...
15:13I'm sorry about...
15:16Before all that- that stuff with the rap sheet, and then I know how messed up that might seem to you, but I hope that you know that, uh...
15:24That...
15:25I'm just...
15:27Trying to keep you safe.
15:29Yeah, I know, Dad.
15:31It's cool.
15:42Okay.
15:43Shit.
15:44There's something I gotta tell you, and this is definitely gonna sound crazy, but, you know, truth is, I've had a great time with you today, and I want us to be honest.
15:58We have to be.
15:59We have to be.
16:00Always.
16:01Even if it's hard, and it sucks, and the world isn't the way you want it to be, and-
16:05I'm singing with Mom in Nashville.
16:07Playing guitar too.
16:08What?
16:09For Randall Meeks.
16:11No, we didn't want to tell you because-
16:13We?
16:14Me and Mom.
16:18And Grahams.
16:22Okay.
16:23It doesn't have to be a big deal.
16:24Of course it's a big deal.
16:25We agreed that you weren't gonna get into any of that until you're 18, at the earliest.
16:30Yeah, but I'm- I'm ready.
16:31You're not.
16:32Dad!
16:35Forget it.
16:36That's exactly why we didn't want to tell you.
16:38Stop the truck.
16:40Okay, I'm sorry.
16:41I-I don't want you to think that-
16:42Stop the truck.
16:51Hand me that map from under my seat.
16:53Come on, come on.
16:54What's going on?
17:01Deirdre's house is here.
17:03Yeah?
17:04Now we're here.
17:10We're going to the county pool.
17:23Pull us around back.
17:24Let's get to.
17:25Let's go.
17:26Come on.
17:27Let's go.
17:28allergies.
17:29I'm bad.
17:30Come on, baby.
17:31omiast.
17:32Andrew-
17:41Guy-
17:41Bail enforcement!
18:07Anybody here?
18:11What is it?
18:21What do you think?
18:23What do you think?
18:27What do you think?
18:30The fuck?
19:00The fuck?
19:15Ah!
19:17Ah!
19:19Ah!
19:21Ah!
19:26Ah!
19:36Ah!
19:39Ah!
19:44Ah!
19:46Ah!
19:48Ah!
19:51Ah!
19:54Ah!
19:56Ah!
19:57Ah!
19:58Ah!
20:00Ah!
20:02Ah!
20:04Ah!
20:18Lawrence!
20:20Where you at?
20:27Yo, people are calling, you okay?
20:29You okay?
20:49Hey, hey.
20:50Hey. Hey, yeah. Sheriff Ruby's here.
20:54What do you want to do?
20:56Yeah, I don't know.
20:57What, is she here to help you?
21:00Or, um...
21:01Okay, Luke.
21:03You drive to Graham's.
21:05Ruby sees you here, family court's gonna have my ass.
21:08Yeah, yeah, copy that.
21:11Over now.
21:17Shit.
21:24911, what is your emergency?
21:26I'll tell you, there's a kid in the Blue Tahoe.
21:28He's on Henderson, heading towards town.
21:30He's driving crazy.
21:31I think he may be drunk.
21:33And what's your name, sir?
21:35Where are you calling from?
21:36No one may advise if possible.
21:39You are in private on Henderson Road.
21:41Sentence to southbound in the Blue Tahoe.
21:44Copy, Dispatch.
21:45Unit 1 responding.
21:46Copy, Dispatch. Unit 1 responding.
21:47Copy, Dispatch. Unit 1 responding.
21:48You have to роб.
21:49Sus cuz I'll do as long edge here.
21:51Way to do something possible.
21:54I can't do a good focus.
21:56Unbeatable part's.
21:59I'll get by you and see if your husband is gone soon.
22:02I'll put his.
22:04We're not moving.
22:06We need to be.
22:07What do you want?
22:20I'm just trying to protect my family.
22:22Your family? That's rich.
22:25I like you, Kitty.
22:27Kate and Mary Ann, they love you.
22:29But your son is bad for both of them.
22:33And you know it.
22:34I know you killed my boy.
22:37Is that right?
22:40Seems like he's walking around fine to me.
22:43Does it?
22:44You're going to burn in hell.
22:47Forever.
22:49Oh, really?
22:50How's that?
22:52You'll see.
22:53And when you do,
22:55think on what you did to my son.
22:58Tried to do.
23:07Stay away from my family.
23:12Both of you.
23:14Or you'll force my hand.
23:15Father's an asshole.
23:28Father's an asshole.
23:42It's true.
23:44All this stuff about Lucky.
23:47And Dad showed you all this.
23:49And you're okay with it.
23:50And I'm okay with it, too.
23:59I don't deserve you.
24:08Get in the car, hon.
24:10I'll be right there.
24:10You showed him Lucky's rap sheet?
24:16People don't change, Mary Ann.
24:17No matter how many bullshit recovery meetings they go to.
24:21Fuck you.
24:21Oh, and let's give him a minute.
24:23And if you aren't grown up enough to see that,
24:25maybe Kate isn't.
24:26He better get there quick
24:27if he's going to play your secret little Nashville pony show.
24:31For Randall fucking Meeks.
24:34You know what?
24:34Of course this is about you.
24:36It's about our son.
24:37Bullshit.
24:38We agreed that he wasn't going to get into any of that
24:41until he was ready.
24:42He's ready.
24:43He's 15.
24:45Exactly.
24:45What are you so afraid of, hub?
24:47That he's going to be, what, good at it?
24:48Better than you?
24:49I'm afraid that he's a kid
24:50who's going to get ripped apart by a world
24:52that doesn't give a shit about him.
24:54You're jealous.
24:55You're jealous of your own son,
24:57just like you were jealous of me.
24:59Oh, give me a fucking break.
25:00You think I don't want him to be an engineer
25:02or an accountant if there is any chance?
25:05But he wants this.
25:07He came to me, and he's good.
25:09I know how good he is.
25:11That's why I don't want to fuck him up.
25:13I'm doing the best I can here, okay?
25:16Get him a little exposure
25:17so he doesn't get his head twisted around his ass
25:19the first time he meets somebody
25:21who wants to make money off music like you did.
25:23Oh, I wonder why that happened, hub.
25:24But now it's a whole thing
25:25because we all had to do a little tippy-toe dance
25:27around your big feelings.
25:28Yeah, I wonder why I might have got my head
25:30all twisted up after you betrayed me
25:32and broke my fucking heart.
25:34I just hope to God that you're not about
25:35to do the same bullshit thing to our son.
25:40How dare you.
25:41And you lied to me about it.
25:45All of you.
25:46This whole time.
25:48Come on, we're leaving.
25:53I asked Mom to keep it a secret from you.
25:56I asked Grams, too.
25:59Because you're impossible to talk to about this stuff.
26:04Just because you're bitter about your own life
26:06doesn't mean you get to shit all over mine.
26:08when you're having a busy life
26:09doesn't mean you get to it.
26:10I don't know.
26:11I know it's no issue.
26:12We'll see you.
26:13Well, you're there.
26:13I know it's no issue.
26:14I know it's no issue
26:14all over mine.
26:27Well, I guess I saw you.
26:28I know it's more of that.
26:28I know it's no issue.
26:29I know it's no issue.
26:30I know it's no issue.
26:30Ribbon of darkness over me
26:35Since my true love walked out the door
26:38Tears I never had before
26:43Ribbon of darkness over me
26:47Clouds are gathering over my head
26:52Hit till the day behind the sun
26:55It's round the night and day
27:00I'm
27:01I'm
27:02I'm
27:06I'm
27:09I'm
27:12I'm
27:18I'm
27:20Oh
27:50I don't know.
28:20I don't know.
28:50I don't know.
29:20I don't know.
29:50I don't know.
30:20I don't know.
30:50I don't know.