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Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:10 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
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00:00Just chewing with a bubblegum
00:03I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
00:06Yeah!
00:15Kulot! Kulot!
00:17Ano kulit? Saan ka naman ba nagtigot?
00:19Kutong na ako?
00:20Shhh! Relax ka lang, ha!
00:22Dahil meron akong magandang balita
00:24para sa'yo!
00:25Ano naman yan, nakawa mo sa matatanin?
00:27Nakulong siyo sa tapat? Kutong na ako!
00:29I got a plan to get a PWD ID.
00:34What did you say? What did you say about PWD?
00:37Oh, that's people with discounts.
00:41That's right. I know it's for that.
00:44No, but it's different.
00:46Aside from those who are senior citizens,
00:49there's a 20% discount for single parents.
00:53So, I'm sorry.
00:55I'm going to take care of you.
00:57It's a mistake.
00:59You think you'll be able to do it?
01:01Let's get a problem.
01:03We're going to think about that.
01:04Let's see what we're thinking is the biggest discount on the grocery.
01:07What grocery?
01:09We're not paying for it.
01:10We're not paying for it.
01:11We're not paying for it.
01:12We're not paying for it.
01:14We're not paying for it.
01:16We're paying for it.
01:17At the hotel, they're paying for it.
01:20I know, it's all right.
01:22We're not paying for it.
01:24Oh, that's a good night.
01:29Oh, no?
01:31I don't know.
01:32If you're a single parent,
01:34I'm going to be a single parent.
01:36You?
01:37You're going to be a phone for me?
01:39Oh.
01:40Why?
01:41I'm going to be a phone for you.
01:42Oh.
01:43I don't want to be a discount.
01:46I don't want to be a phone for you.
01:49Why?
01:50You're going to be a phone for me.
01:52Oh.
01:53I mean, it's a phone for you.
01:54This.
01:55You don't want to be a phone for me.
01:56I'm going to be a phone for you.
01:57I'm so proud of you.
01:58I'm so proud of you.
01:59I'll wait.
02:00I'm so proud of you.
02:01I'm so proud of you.
02:05It's a Sunday night.
02:06Wow!
02:11Let's do this.
02:12No more than that.
02:13Please welcome Raimur Cruz.
02:18And Ara, Sana Gusti!
02:19Welcome!
02:21Okay, ito na naman yung game natin na kung hindi.
02:27Okay?
02:28Nagawa na natin ito,
02:29pero para sa mga guests natin,
02:31uulitan natin yung mechanics.
02:33Ang kapatid na ng mga maglalaro?
02:34Buburo na.
02:35Buburo na yung isang player ng dramatic line.
02:38Okay, bubur na ang dramatic line.
02:39At dudutungan ang kapatid niya ng dramatic line din.
02:42Pero, syempre, mas nakakatawa.
02:43Halimbawa, ang nabunod ko ay lumayas na sa mamahe ko.
02:46Kung hindi.
02:47Kung hindi ako ang lalayas sa pamamahay mo.
02:50Yeah, pero gusto ko, dramatic dapat yung pagkakabitaw.
02:53Yung pagkakabitaw.
02:54Yung pagkakabitaw.
02:55Dramatic talaga.
02:56May points yun yun, no?
02:57Sa criteria.
02:58Oo, mayroon.
02:59May, may, may ano ka na.
03:00May chance ka na, mas.
03:01Kasi dramatic actor ka na nga.
03:02Oh!
03:03I'm excited to say.
03:04Excited to say.
03:05Samuel, this is my time.
03:06This is my time to shine.
03:07So much!
03:08Kamukha mo si Kuya Betong pag nakaganaw ka.
03:13Magkalapit yung mata ko.
03:15Ayan.
03:16Pagkatapos, basayan yung magka-partners.
03:19Mayroon kayong 3 seconds para dugtongan.
03:21Pag lumampas sa 3 seconds, talo na agad.
03:24Aha!
03:25Kung walang kwentang idinugtong nyo, talo rin kayo at mapaparo saan kayo mamaya.
03:29Ayan.
03:30Ayan.
03:31Nagbunod na na kanina ang mga partners natin.
03:32Si Mata at si Raver, Ara, and Anna.
03:35Aha!
03:37We have BooBoy and Pokoy.
03:39Wow!
03:40Ang team, ah, bedsheet.
03:44Ano yung bedsheet?
03:45Team bedsheet.
03:46At siyembre.
03:47Bedsheet?
03:48Ako sila.
03:49At pinakamatanda.
03:50At pinakamatanda.
03:51At pinakabata.
03:52Ayan.
03:53Ang pinakamaning-ning.
03:55Ang ngipin.
03:58Ano, teka, teka.
03:59Sinong unang ating pares?
04:00Dawin nating, ah...
04:02Do-do-do naman.
04:03Sige.
04:04Oh, sige.
04:05Ara and Anna.
04:06Ah?
04:07Ha?
04:08We got it, ah?
04:09We got it, ah?
04:10We got it!
04:11We got it!
04:12We got it!
04:13We got it!
04:14Ako bubunod.
04:15Ako bubunod.
04:16Ako bubunod.
04:17Siya ang ano, no?
04:18Sino bubunod?
04:19Sino bubunod?
04:20Witi siya.
04:21Witi siya.
04:22Gusto nga.
04:23Gusto nga niya kanine.
04:24Dabi mo gusto mo.
04:25Dapat guess ikaw.
04:26Huwag mo ko ipapahyara.
04:28Huwag mo i-papahyara.
04:29Huwag mo i-papahyara.
04:30Huwag mo i-papahyara yung Starstruck Batch 6.
04:33Itaguyot mo.
04:35Okay, bubunod.
04:36Galingan.
04:37Galingan.
04:38Alakan ng soko.
04:41Dapat nalang kayo pinag-finder ko.
04:43With tears.
04:44Ang kalihit ako kayong yak na ito on cue.
04:46Walang...
04:47Ano yung word na to?
04:48Pigie.
04:49Ano yun?
04:50May sinasabi si Jeska.
04:52Ano?
04:53Yung pigi daw yung ini-squeeze.
04:54Pigay yun.
04:55Pigay yun.
04:57Sandali, sandali.
04:58Eta o.
04:59Sabi niya nagmamarunag.
05:00Ang pigi daw yung squeeze.
05:01Pigay yung pigay.
05:02Pigay yun eh.
05:03Pigay yun eh.
05:04Parisip ako.
05:05Okay na sa puso natin na rin.
05:06Ikaw na yung mapapahy.
05:07May pay kayo dyan.
05:08Papay ko lang to.
05:09Ayun.
05:10Liwanag, liwanag.
05:12Sandali.
05:13Sandali.
05:14Sandali.
05:15Brown out.
05:16That's my chest ka.
05:21Diba?
05:22I love it.
05:23That's my chest ka.
05:24Okay.
05:25Okay, guys.
05:26Bapasahin natin.
05:27Okay.
05:28May dramatic scoring, no?
05:29Ako na magbabasa.
05:30Oo.
05:31May dramatic scoring, diba?
05:33Ayan na.
05:34Oh my God.
05:35Ten.
05:37Five, four, three, two.
05:38Ten.
05:39Action.
05:40Action.
05:41Ay!
05:42Ay!
05:43Ay!
05:44Tatuan mo ako sa pigi!
05:46Kung hindi!
05:48Kung hindi magpapakita ako ng...
05:51Uy!
05:52Totawang ugali.
05:53Oh!
05:54Wow!
05:55May night!
05:57May night!
06:06Arak!
06:07Arak!
06:08Arak!
06:09Arak!
06:10Arak!
06:11Behold!
06:12Starstruck badge 6.
06:13Hindi makapagpigil.
06:14Wow.
06:15Maganda yun.
06:16Maganda yun.
06:17Maganda yun.
06:18Kasi with conviction eh.
06:19Okay.
06:20Dali.
06:21Brown out.
06:22I love it.
06:25I love you.
06:26I love you.
06:27You're the best.
06:28Okay, next.
06:29Okay.
06:30Let's go.
06:31Betong and...
06:32Betong and...
06:33I love you.
06:34I hate yun eh.
06:35Ayan na.
06:36Go Cheska!
06:37Sina magpapunchline?
06:38Si Cheska.
06:39Sina na yung gusto nyo?
06:40Ika.
06:41Let's give life!
06:42Okay, go!
06:43Cheska!
06:44Cheska!
06:45O!
06:46Cheska!
06:47Talong ka daw ka pa!
06:48Bata ka pa!
06:49Bata ka pa!
06:50Magbabakasakali.
06:51Okay.
06:52Sina!
06:53Gusto nyo din pala.
06:54Sorry!
06:55Wait lang, Rose.
06:56Sorry pa!
06:57Wait lang!
06:58Hala siya!
06:59Okay?
07:00Okay.
07:01Ayun na naman yung bago naman.
07:03Guman pa ka nga!
07:04Yan ha!
07:05Pag nag-inirecite niya,
07:06guman niya ka lang.
07:07Okay?
07:08Okay.
07:09Ready!
07:10Bagay!
07:11Bagay!
07:12Cheska!
07:13Ready!
07:14Ikaan mo lang mabuti!
07:15And!
07:16Huwag ka nang gumanong pantay na!
07:17Hindi mo na kailangan!
07:18Baka nakatulong!
07:19Baka nakatulong!
07:20Baka nakatulong!
07:21Baka nakatulong!
07:22Magkadikitin, hindi mo nakilangan gano'n.
07:24Pagkatalan.
07:25Pagkatalan.
07:26Pagkatalan.
07:27Pagkatalan.
07:28Kung hindi!
07:29Ready!
07:30Five!
07:31Four!
07:32Six!
07:33Action!
07:34Jessica, maawa ko!
07:37Maawa ka, Jessica!
07:40Lumayas ka sa katawan ng batang yan!
07:43Kung hindi!
07:44Kung hindi!
07:45Ikaw ang papalayasin ko!
07:51Ginaulit ka yung mga example!
07:55Pero okay, di ba? Okay?
07:56Okay!
07:57Okay!
08:00Okay!
08:01Okay lang yan!
08:02Ang hirap ngayon pagtangkol!
08:03Okay lang yan!
08:04Joke lang! Joke lang!
08:05Pero at least...
08:06Mas...
08:07Pareho walang kweta!
08:09Oh my God!
08:11Hindi, ikulin natin si Ray pa siya.
08:13Harap din tayo sa ano!
08:14Okay!
08:17Team bedsheet!
08:20Beti ko lang baba sa biglo!
08:22Sabi ko!
08:23Unok ng tating nito!
08:24Ganito na lang!
08:25Ganito na lang kaya!
08:26Bumitay ng flash!
08:27Papangitan tayo!
08:28Ano ka ba ito na?
08:29Oh! Sino ka ba siya?
08:30Ako na!
08:31Ito yan!
08:32Nungiyan to!
08:33Ako nga mapabasa!
08:34Okay!
08:35Baganda ba yan?
08:36Baganda!
08:37Okay!
08:38And!
08:39Drama to diba?
08:40Drama and action!
08:42Boy!
08:44Humihi ka ng tawad sa driver!
08:45Teka!
08:46Okay ka ba si Bruce Roland?
08:48Oh sige!
08:49Shout out sa'yo Bruce!
08:50Okay!
08:51Bruce Roland!
08:52Bruce Roland acting to!
08:53And!
08:54Action!
08:55Bruce!
08:56Shout out sa'yo!
08:57Boy!
08:58Mamingi ka ng tawad sa driver kung hindi!
09:02Hindi ko siya bibigyan ng pamasahe!
09:04Diba?
09:05When you think of it, it's a good punchline!
09:07I know!
09:08It has many layers!
09:09Yeah!
09:10That's what I do!
09:11Yeah!
09:12Kasi kailangan mong pag-isipan eh!
09:13Oo!
09:14Yung mga jokes na ganyan, mga ano yan!
09:15Oh!
09:16Oh!
09:17Ang 1, 2, 3 jokes!
09:18Satire!
09:19Ano yan?
09:20Satire!
09:21Satire o!
09:22Ano yung satire?
09:23Hindi rin alam!
09:24Hindi rin alam!
09:25Hindi rin alam!
09:26Hindi rin alam!
09:27Hindi rin alam!
09:28Hindi rin alam!
09:29Hindi rin alam!
09:30Okay, sige!
09:31Sige na nga!
09:32Ang hirap niya pagtanggol!
09:33Okay!
09:34Dito na tayo kay Raybra tsaka kay Matt!
09:35Good boy!
09:36Ayan!
09:37Babawi si Matt!
09:38Babawi si Matt!
09:39Ayan!
09:40Pabawi si Matt!
09:41Ayan!
09:42Si Raybra!
09:43Galing magtayo!
09:44Sobra!
09:45Ayan!
09:46Ayan!
09:47Ayan!
09:48Alam!
09:49Alam!
09:50Alam!
09:51Alam!
09:52Alam!
09:53Alam!
09:54Alam!
09:55Alam!
09:56Alam!
09:57Alam!
09:58Alam!
09:59Patinginan ba yan?
10:00Alam!
10:01Hop!
10:02Kaya niya ba yan?
10:03Oo!
10:04Kayo mo yan?
10:05Oo!
10:06Kayo mo yan!
10:07Dali lang pro!
10:08Ready!
10:09And!
10:10And!
10:11Action!
10:12Matt!
10:13Patingin ang cellphone mo!
10:15Kung hindi!
10:18Ilalabas ko
10:20ang tunay na kahulugan
10:23ng
10:25Cellphone ko!
10:27Sabi mo!
10:29Sabi mo kaya niya!
10:30Sabi mo kaya niya!
10:31Kaya niyang ipatalo!
10:32Kuya baw!
10:34Anong nangyari?
10:35Di problema ba?
10:36Protectahan mo!
10:37Kuya baw!
10:38Sabi mo kaya niya!
10:39Anong nangyari kayo?
10:40Kaya niyang ipatalo!
10:41Kaya niyang ipatalo!
10:42Wali!
10:43Hindi!
10:44You're not the same, after some expression, you're not the same, na walang ka na ng confidence.
10:51May lamad na nakaraan eh.
10:52Oo, may lamad eh.
10:53Fine ako.
10:54Kanda naman yung pag-deliver.
10:55Paparusahan natin mamaya yung mga pag-deliver.
10:57Paparusahan natin mamaya yung mga pag-deliver.
10:59Paparusahan natin mamaya yung mga pag-deliver.
11:01Alam nyo kung bakit walang chemistry kasi nung pinagsama sila, nagsabog lang.
11:04Oh, ganun.
11:05Ako, mabuti pa.
11:06More tawa, more saya na lang.
11:07Ngayong gabi.
11:08Dito sa longest running hug show naman saan, this is...
11:10Bamo!
11:11Yes!
11:12Yuzi!
11:13Parusahan natin mamaya yung mga partner na walang chemistry.
11:16Alam nyo kung bakit walang chemistry kasi nung pinagsama sila, nagsabog lang.
11:20Oh, ganun.
11:21Yuzi!
11:22Ako, mabuti pa.
11:23More tawa, more saya na lang.
11:25Ngayong gabi.
11:26Dito sa longest running hug show naman saan, this is...
11:28Bamo!
11:29Yay!
11:30Yuzi!
11:31Yuzi!
11:33Yuzi!
11:35Yuzi!
11:36Yay!
11:37Yuzi!
11:38Yuzi!
11:39Yuzi!
11:40Good evening! I am your host, Jennifer Ucisa, and welcome to another exciting interview
11:57dito sa Quick Talk.
11:59Nako, very controversial ang guests natin ngayong gabi,
12:02dahil kung merong boy band and girl band,
12:05sila naman ang pinaka-hot, the trans band.
12:08Girls, introduce yourselves!
12:10Hi, Ate Jenny!
12:12Hi!
12:13I'm Jana, I'm the leader of the band.
12:15Of course, it ang aming vocalist, si Paula.
12:17Yes, and of course, our composer, Georgia!
12:21Wow! I understand, before pa talaga may band na kayo, no?
12:25So ano nga yung name ng band nyo before?
12:28Dati kaming Wrong Direction.
12:31I like that name, ha?
12:33So ngayon, na trans na kayo, ano na yung name ng band nyo?
12:38Kami nang ngayon ang boys to women.
12:43Oh, boys to women!
12:45Yes!
12:46In Venice, mas maganda nga, mas catchy siya!
12:50Yes!
12:52Kasi ngayon, trans na kayo.
12:54Kaya from boys, naging women.
12:56Tama ba yung analogy ko?
13:00So bakit kayo nag-decide na magpalit nga ng me?
13:03Well, kasi dati apat kami.
13:06Kaya lang umalis si Gringa.
13:08Kaya feel namin bago yan.
13:11Oh!
13:12Eh bakit naman siya umalis?
13:14If you don't mind, okay lang ba ikwento ninyo?
13:17Nag-away ba kayo?
13:18Away babae ba?
13:20O away lalaki?
13:21Oh!
13:22Take this one.
13:23Okay.
13:24Wala namang away na nangyari.
13:26Nagpa-sexchange lang siya.
13:28Hindi na siya trans.
13:29Pero okay lang.
13:30We're so happy for her.
13:31We're so happy for her.
13:32Oh yeah!
13:33That's very good for her.
13:34That's actually nice.
13:36Pero pag-usapan naman natin ngayon yung mga bagong hits na gusto ninyong i-promote.
13:40Can you tell us more about it?
13:43Yeah, actually.
13:44Sobrang proud na proud ako dito sa mga bagong compositions.
13:49Like for example, yung Hard Gays Night.
13:53Oh my god, I love that.
13:55Sounds promising.
13:56Yes.
13:57And meron pa yung Yestergate.
13:59Oh!
14:00Tapos yung sobrang ganda kasi nung pinaka-favorite actually ng vocalist namin, Paula.
14:06Eh yeah, yung Hobla Ding, tsaka yung Hobla Da.
14:09Oh my god, sobrang swak na swak sa image ng bagong nyo talaga.
14:14Yung mga song titles ha.
14:15I'm really so excited for you and I wish you the best of luck.
14:19And sana pumagaspas pa ang career talaga ng boys to women.
14:25Oo nga.
14:26Ah, wait.
14:28Good luck sa inyong dalawa.
14:30Yes.
14:31Ha?
14:34Andito ako para mag-announce actually.
14:36Ay.
14:37Yes.
14:38Ah, kasi I will be leaving the bag.
14:41Wait.
14:42Yes.
14:43Prank ba ito?
14:44No, no.
14:45Ah.
14:46I'm sure gimmick lang ito.
14:47No, no.
14:48May punchline ito.
14:49No, no, no, no.
14:50Ah, ah.
14:51Mag-imagine kayo na isa itong ah, gender reveal.
14:55Dahil nakapag-decide ako na magbalik loob.
14:58At ah, maging ah, lalaking muli.
15:01Dahil na in love ako kay gringa.
15:04At ah, we are so in love.
15:06At magpapakasal kami.
15:08At magiging musical duo na kami.
15:12Is this really true?
15:13Yes.
15:14It is true.
15:15Wait lang.
15:16Paano pag kumanis ka, babaguy na naman yung band name namin?
15:18Well, ah, nasa inyo na yan kung gusto nyo magpalit or what.
15:21Pero kami ni gringa naisip na namin kung ano yung ah, itatawag namin sa aming dalawa.
15:25Ano?
15:26Get back.
15:27Key.
15:28Get back key.
15:29Yes.
15:31Yan ang kaming band na namin.
15:34Good luck.
15:35Good luck.
15:36Good luck sa inyo.
15:37Of course.
15:38Love way.
15:39Good luck.
15:40Good luck.
15:41Palakpakan po natin ang boys too.
15:43Okay, lapit kayo dito.
15:44Dito tayo.
15:45Gaya nga nang sinabi ko sa inyo, itong zoo na ito ay para sa mga rare na rare na mga tao.
15:54Yung mga bibihira na lang nakikita ngayon.
15:56Kaya kinulong namin sila para mapangalagaan at para mas maparami pa yung lahi nila.
16:01Eto, nakikita nyo yan.
16:03Yan.
16:04Rare na rare yan.
16:05Yan yung mga taong tapat magmahal.
16:07Yung mga hindi two-timer.
16:09Hindi cheater.
16:10At hindi nakikipagchat sa iba habang may boyfriend at may girlfriend.
16:14Rare yan.
16:15Loyal.
16:16Pihira na yung mga ganyan.
16:17Kapitsulan nyo na.
16:18Okay, moving on.
16:19Doon naman tayo sa kapila.
16:20Bye bye.
16:21Uy!
16:22Uy!
16:23Uy!
16:24Uy!
16:25Uy!
16:26Uy!
16:27Uy!
16:28Uy!
16:29Uy!
16:30Uy!
16:31Uy!
16:32Uy!
16:34Uy!
16:35Uy!
16:36Uy!
16:37Uy!
16:38Uy!
16:39Uy!
16:40Uy!
16:41Uy!
16:42Uy!
16:43Uy!
16:44Uy!
16:45Uy!
16:46Uy!
16:48Uy!
16:49Uy!
16:50Uh...
16:51Pansik Kanton.
16:52Diba paborito mo to?
16:54Sangali?
16:55Sabi noon doon.
16:57Sino kasama mo?
16:59Si Andy.
17:00Si Andy?
17:01Talaga?
17:02Uy.
17:03Ulan!
17:04Bakit na naman?
17:05Ano bakit na naman?
17:06Huwag mo kong ulen!
17:08May kasama kang babae sa Bilado?
17:10Ulan ako sa isang babae, si Andy kasama ko!
17:12Ilarapan mo talaga yan!
17:14Si Andy kasama mo!
17:15Uwo!
17:16I'm going to talk to Adi!
17:18He's not coming!
17:21He's in the hospital!
17:23Really?
17:25Really?
17:26I didn't have a call!
17:28I'm going to go to the hospital!
17:30Let's go to your baby!
17:32Wait, wait!
17:33Wait, wait, wait!
17:34Is that Diane?
17:35What's that Diane?
17:36No, I don't know.
17:37I'm going to go to a fancy town.
17:40You're going to go to a restaurant?
17:41Did you eat?
17:43I'm going to go to this place.
17:45You're not still eating over?
17:46Is that no?
17:47That's why I'm going to go.
17:48I'm not eating those 바로?
17:49I'm not purchasing them!
17:50죽 me!
17:51Did you know the who am?
17:53There are a witnesses!
17:55There are a video with you!
17:58You are both the right andigo.
18:01You are not losing your best for the fact.
18:03Have you already given the ability?
18:04Is this a witness?
18:05There's no evidence!
18:06I'm not in Erica's meat.
18:07What is it?
18:08There's no who said anything!
18:10You're not having a statement!
18:12Or does that happen?
18:14I'm going to get a little bit of a mess!
18:20Mal!
18:28Okay, baby.
18:30You're so good!
18:31You're so good!
18:32Really?
18:33You're so active?
18:34You're so good?
18:35You're so good!
18:36You're so good!
18:37You're so good!
18:38You're so good!
18:39You're so good!
18:41Tengka, tengka!
18:43Para saan nga ito ulit?
18:44Sabi kasi ni Andy,
18:46Pwede ka raw mag-post sa mga ganitong video,
18:49tapos pwede ka mag-monetize.
18:51Pwede kumita dyan?
18:53Pwede, pwede.
18:54Okay kita.
18:55Pwede, pwede kumita.
18:56Malaki kita.
18:57Pero okay lang ba?
18:58Hindi man nakakaya?
18:59Hindi!
19:00Ano to eh!
19:01Parang gagawin lang natin na ano,
19:02yung mga uso ngayon,
19:03yung vertical series.
19:04Ganon lang!
19:05Tapos pag itong video natin ay pinosko,
19:07nag-viral,
19:08bali gagawa naman tayo ng video naman,
19:10magpo-post tayo ng itchap lang.
19:12Parang oo, sabihin natin dito yun.
19:14Joke lang.
19:15Tapos pagka yun nag-viral,
19:16magpo-post naman tayo ng public apology naman.
19:18Oo, tapos pag nag-viral yun,
19:20eh di ang dami nating followers nyan,
19:21ang dami nating posts,
19:23ang dami nating followers,
19:24ang dami nating kikitain,
19:25ang dami nating mamamanan tayo.
19:26Ang naku!
19:27Grabe!
19:29Ang dami nang agad views!
19:30Oo!
19:31Oo!
19:32Oo ma!
19:33Eh, tingnan mo!
19:34Ang dami na guard!
19:35Ang dami na guard!
19:36O!
19:37O!
19:38Sabi sa'yo eh!
19:39Eh, si Dian,
19:42nagtitext sa'yo.
19:43Ha?
19:44Tino?
19:45Ibo alam,
19:46ang dami agad message eh.
19:47Oo!
19:48Akin na!
19:49Teka!
19:50Akin na!
19:51Anong sinasabi niya?
19:52Dian,
19:53bakit mo Pinus,
19:55na nag-canton tayo?
19:57Akala ko ba,
19:58secret lang?
20:00Ah, baka hindi para sa'kin.
20:02Kaya yung mga taong tumutulong sa mga magulang at maghinaik mag-aral?
20:22Kapita dito!
20:23Eh, to nakikita nyo yan?
20:25That's rare, that's rare.
20:27That's the people who help your parents to study.
20:32They don't know, it's just nice.
20:34What's wrong?
20:35And they're hard to read.
20:37And they're not just gadgets.
20:39They're just a little bit of content.
20:41They're just a little bit different.
20:43They're just a little bit different.
20:45Very rare.
20:48Okay, moving on!
20:55Wait a minute!
21:05Wait a minute!
21:10Oh!
21:11Pray!
21:12Pray!
21:13Come on, come on!
21:14Come on!
21:15What's going on?
21:16Toll,
21:17do you want to stay here?
21:21Why?
21:22Pray!
21:23Yung mga magulang ko, away ng away.
21:25Ang gulong ngayon dun sa amin.
21:27Naku!
21:28Ganun ba?
21:29Ayoko na.
21:30Umay na umay na ako sa magulang ko.
21:32Ano?
21:33Patulog naman.
21:34Oh!
21:35Pwede!
21:36Gusto mo!
21:37Magtabi tayo sa kwarto eh!
21:38Huwag na!
21:39Nakakaya!
21:40Ano ka ba?
21:41Hindi!
21:42Ano ka ba?
21:43Dito na lang ako!
21:44Diyan!
21:45Sa sofa!
21:46Maliit lang yan sa'yo!
21:47Sure ka dyan?
21:48Thank you!
21:49Thank you!
21:50Patulog muna ako!
21:51Ayoko na ako!
21:52O basta pag may kailangan ka pare,
21:53magsabi ka lang,
21:54feel at home!
21:55Okay!
21:56Salamat pare!
21:57Salamat pare!
21:58Sige sige!
21:59Pahinga ka muna dyan!
22:00Bukas na lang!
22:01Ay!
22:02Para mas!
22:03Para mas pagkita yung tulog mo!
22:04Ma-relax ka!
22:21Hayhan!
22:22Anong hayhan?
22:23Ha?
22:24Walang yaka!
22:25Bakit kayo yun ka lang?
22:26Asang ka galing?
22:27Nag-overtime!
22:28Overtime?
22:29Oo!
22:30Overtime?
22:31O baka nang bababae ka ha?
22:33Nang bababae ka na?
22:34Ano?
22:35Hayang ka na naman!
22:36Puro ka na naman duda sa'kin eh!
22:37Anong duda?
22:38Ha?
22:39Buti sana kung umuwi ka sa bahay kagan pagkatapos ng trabaho!
22:41Puro ka pong bababae!
22:43Eh sino naman ang gaganaan umuwi?
22:45Pag uwi mo eh!
22:46Puro bunga nga lang ang tubag ang madadatlan mo!
22:48Bunga ako!
22:49Oo!
22:50So kasalanan ko!
22:51Dato lang kasalanan mo!
22:52Kasalanan ko na mababae ka ha?
22:53Wala nga kasalanan mo!
22:54Wala akong makitang pagmamahal mula sa'yo!
22:56Napaka...
22:57Walang point anong asawa!
22:58Ha?
22:59Eh di maghiwalay na lang tayo!
23:00Okay!
23:01Uso mo maghiwalay!
23:02Maghiwalay tayo!
23:03Uso mo maghiwalay tayo!
23:04Uso mo maghiwalay tayo!
23:05Ang kapal na mukha ha!
23:06Sige!
23:07Maghiwalay na lang tayo!
23:08Maghiwalay tayo mo kaysa mukha ko!
23:09Ha?
23:10Soma talaga ka ha?
23:11Ano?
23:12O!
23:13O!
23:14O!
23:15O!
23:16O!
23:17O!
23:18O!
23:19O!
23:20O!
23:21O!
23:22O!
23:23O!
23:24O!
23:25O!
23:26O!
23:27O!
23:28O!
23:29O!
23:30O!
23:31O!
23:32O!
23:33O!
23:34O!
23:35O!
23:36O!
23:37O!
23:38O!
23:39O!
23:40O!
23:41O!
23:42O!
23:43O!
23:44O!
23:45O!
23:46O!
23:47Ito!
23:48O!
23:49O!
23:50O!
23:52O!
23:53SUBSCRIBE!
23:58O watch!
24:01P Nobody!
24:02O!
24:04Hey, pare, mag-
24:05And I'm not going to die!
24:06Hey, pare!
24:07Pare, just a minute!
24:08Wala!
24:09I'm not going to die!
24:10Can I do that next time I'm going to die?
24:12Actually, now, now, now!
24:14Now, now, now!
24:16Now, now!
24:17Now!
24:18Now!
24:19Now!
24:20Now!
24:21Now!
24:22Now!
24:23Now!
24:24Now!
24:25Now!
24:26Now!
24:27Okay, continue, continue,
24:28on our visit to our zoo
24:30of rare, rare, rare,
24:31of people.
24:32This one.
24:33It's rare in our collection.
24:37Actually, now, it's a big thing.
24:39We really enjoy these things.
24:42Those are the people who look at their faces.
24:46Yes!
24:47They don't involve them in the road rage.
24:50They don't give up.
24:52They don't have to go out.
24:54They don't have to go out.
24:55They don't have to go out.
24:57They don't have to go out.
24:58They don't enjoy them.
24:59We really enjoy these things.
25:02Kasi konti-konti na lang talaga sila.
25:04Correct.
25:06Amazing.
25:07Amazing.
25:08Amazing.
25:09Rare.
25:10Very rare.
25:11Panalo to.
25:17Welcome back!
25:18This is the final round
25:19round.
25:20Ang paborito nyong show para sa mga riders.
25:22This is...
25:23Motor Big Lajo!
25:28At kasama pa rin natin,
25:29ang magkalabang,
25:30si Maria Lana!
25:31And of course,
25:34si Manong Jay!
25:39Bago tayo nag-break,
25:40meron silang tie na score.
25:42At dito sa round na ito,
25:43malalaman na natin
25:44kung sino sa kanila
25:45ang mananalo ng 1 million pesos
25:47at ang Golden Camote Trophy!
25:51Simulaan natin ang Motor Sigloho!
25:54Okay!
25:55Makinig ng maigi!
25:56Here's the first question.
25:57Bakit kailangang sa kaliwa mag-overtake?
26:00Yes!
26:01Now na si Maria Lana.
26:02Ulit yung gawang question.
26:03Bakit kailangang sa kaliwa mag-overtake?
26:05Hmm.
26:06You tell me!
26:07Bakit nga ba?
26:08Uh,
26:09Maria Lana,
26:10meron ka lang 3 seconds to answer.
26:11No!
26:12You tell me!
26:13Bakit nga ba?
26:14Okay.
26:15Oh, I'm so sorry.
26:16Time's up, Maria Lana.
26:17Okay.
26:18Okay.
26:19Makinig ng maigi.
26:20Here's the first question.
26:21Bakit kailangang sa kaliwa mag-overtake?
26:23Yes!
26:24Now na si Maria Lana.
26:25Ulit yung gawang question.
26:26Bakit kailangang sa kaliwa mag-overtake?
26:27Hmm.
26:28You tell me!
26:29Time's up, Maria Lana.
26:30Chance to steal, Manong Jay.
26:31Uhm,
26:32dahil delikado pong mag-overtake sa kanan
26:34dahil may blind spot ito.
26:36At bawag din mag-overtake sa kanan
26:38kapag iisa lang ang lane?
26:41Ang sagot ni Manong Jay is...
26:44Correct!
26:45Wow!
26:46Yes!
26:47Woo!
26:48Meron ka lang 10 points.
26:49Leading si Manong Jay.
26:50Okay.
26:51Makinig ng maigi.
26:52Next question for 20 points.
26:54Bakit kailangan ng side mirror kahit sa mga kotse o sa motorsiklo?
27:01Yes!
27:02Now na na naman si Maria Lana.
27:03Ito ang question mo.
27:04Bakit kailangan ng side mirror kahit sa mga kotse o sa motorsiklo?
27:09You tell me.
27:10Bakit nga ba?
27:11You mean di mo alam ang sagot?
27:14Bakit nga ba?
27:15You tell me!
27:16Huh?
27:17Oh, I'm so sorry.
27:18I'm so sorry.
27:19Time's up.
27:20Again, a chance to steal, Manong Jay.
27:22Um...
27:23Para po makita ng motorista kung merong sasakyan sa likuran niya.
27:29And Manong Jay is...
27:31Correct!
27:32Yes!
27:33For number 20 points.
27:35Woo!
27:36Leading na siya.
27:3730 points na.
27:39Makinig ng maigi dahil ito na ang last question for 50 points.
27:42May chance ka pang humapol, Maria Lana.
27:44Are you ready?
27:45Okay.
27:46Here's the question.
27:47Bakit kailangan bumusina kapag mag-o-overtake?
27:53Yes, Maria Lana!
27:54Ito na ang chance mo for 50 points.
27:56Bakit kailangan bumusina kapag mag-o-overtake?
28:00Bakit nga ba?
28:01Huh?
28:02You tell me!
28:03Bakit nga ba?
28:04Bakit nga ba?
28:05Ito!
28:06I'm so sorry.
28:07Time's up.
28:08For the win, Manong Jay.
28:09Kahit tama to.
28:10Kahit mali.
28:11You're gonna win.
28:12So what's the answer?
28:13Para po malaman ng motorista na o-overtaken mo siya,
28:15at para hindi siya magulat,
28:17ang sagot ni Manong Jay ay correct!
28:20Yes!
28:2151!
28:22Yes!
28:23Tika lang!
28:24Tika lang!
28:25Tika!
28:26Tika!
28:27Tika lang!
28:28Tika lang ha!
28:29Magpo-protesta ako.
28:30Bakit siya?
28:31Lagi siyang nananalo?
28:32Ako!
28:33Ako yung unang pumipindot sa buzzer!
28:35Sagutin mo nga yan!
28:36Bakit nga ba?
28:37Ha?
28:38Bakit nga ba?
28:39You tell me!
28:40Bakit nga ba?
28:41Ba't ka nakikalam dito?
28:42Eh, show ko to!
28:43You tell me!
28:44You tell me!
28:45You tell me!
28:46You tell me!
28:47You tell me!
28:48You tell me!
28:49You tell me!
28:50You tell me!
28:51You tell me!
28:52You tell me!
28:53You tell me!
28:54You tell me!
28:55You tell me!
28:56You tell me!
28:57All right!
28:58According to our panel of judges, ang mga walang ambag sa game natin kalina ay sina!
29:08Ayan!
29:09Ayan!
29:10Hindi kasi natin pwede ano!
29:11Alam natin na ang mga team ay kailangan natatalo na magkasama!
29:14Yeah!
29:15Pero this time, talagang ang nagpatalo lang yung isa eh!
29:18Diba?
29:19Isa sa bawa team nila, yung mga sumagot!
29:20Aha!
29:21So, and first time to!
29:22Kasi dalawa lang ang butas natin!
29:24Aha!
29:25Oh my God!
29:26Ang ilang naglater na dyan ay sina!
29:28Buboy!
29:29Wala!
29:30Wala!
29:31Agado nang batuti joke ko!
29:32Talaga ba?
29:33Hindi na, ako na paay!
29:34At syempre,
29:36Cheska!
29:37Aha!
29:38Dahil inulit mo lang yung punchline!
29:40Na unbeatable!
29:41Ayan!
29:42Di ba pwedeng mag-smile na?
29:43Ano na?
29:44Mag-smile!
29:45Si Cheska talaga, parang pinag-isip ako dahil in-embrace na niya talaga yung ano eh!
29:52Ah!
29:53Okay, fine!
29:55Taka, isa ka dito sa background?
29:56Isa ka dito sa ulo?
29:58Yung hindi, yung hindi nasama sa ulo?
30:00Hmm...
30:01Tatawagin ba ba kita?
30:02Alam mo naman siguro, di ka na kasagot?
30:03Okay, Mark!
30:04Buboy!
30:05F-S ka!
30:06Ano ka na ito?
30:07Yaaah!
30:08Mark!
30:09Alam naman ako eh!
30:10Buboy!
30:11Ikaw, dahil wala ka yung box parang, dito ka sa labas!
30:14Sa lang naman ka ba?
30:15O kaya sa harap!
30:16O, kaya mo pa na sinabing history, ha?
30:18Pumili ka!
30:19Pumili ka dito sa harap, at saka sa larga
30:21Ito na, ito pa dito.
30:23Ayan, ito pa natin.
30:24Nagre-ready na sila.
30:27Ayan na, ayan na.
30:29Puesto na.
30:29Cheska, I'm very sorry, but you know.
30:31Oh, hey!
30:32Ba't tayo matakta yung mata mo?
30:34Sanay naman na ako.
30:35Ayan.
30:36Ayan, tanggal yung ming pilik mata.
30:38Lalo na nung pinay ako ni Kokoy.
30:41Ayan na, ayan na.
30:42Sige na, sige na, sige na.
30:44Ayan na, tila na.
30:46Pasok na si Cheska.
30:47Pasok na si Matt.
30:48At syempre, nandyan din si Buboy.
30:50At syempre dinakasya.
30:53And go, who?
30:54Matt.
30:55Sorry Matt.
30:55Go, next arrow.
30:57Sorry Matt.
30:58Matt pa rin.
30:59Toto takutin.
30:59Bawa tala dong, kilis kispa.
31:00Kami may hug rani.
31:02What?
31:02Ay!
31:03Dito mama, sorry.
31:05Buboy, hindi tumama.
31:07Whoop.
31:08Buboy, lelit.
31:09Bakit takutin.
31:10Si Rayver.
31:12Rayver.
31:13Matt, sorry, sagut ka next time.
31:14Sorry, sorry.
31:15Ayan na, sige, at.
31:17Ah!
31:18Oh, three!
31:21Three!
31:22One, two, three.
31:24Ayan.
31:26Oh, ang kuunti naman nung, kaya.
31:28Who na unang nagpai?
31:29Sige naまawa.
31:31Sige na maawa.
31:32Sige na maawa.
31:34Ayan.
31:34Ayan.
31:35Ayan lahat na may pai.
31:38Ayan lahat na may pai.
31:39Perfect!
31:39Perfect.
31:41Love you, brother.
31:42Thank you, Raver and Ara, for joining us tonight.
31:46Thank you!
31:48Kaya nag-enjoy kayo.
31:49Yes!
31:51Thank you so much.
31:52We'll see you again next time for More Tawa, More Sayang.
31:55This is the longest running gag show of the world. This is...
31:57Wow!
31:58Wow!
31:59Wow!
32:00Just jump to the P.P.P.
32:01Yeah!
32:02Wow!
32:03Wow!
32:04Wow!
32:05Wow!
32:06Wow!
32:07Wow!
32:08Wow!
32:09Wow!
32:10Wow!
32:11Wow!
32:12Wow!
32:13Wow!
32:14Wow!
32:15Wow!
32:16Wow!
32:17Wow!
32:18Wow!
32:19Wow!
32:20Wow!
32:21Wow!
32:22Wow!
32:23Wow!
32:24Wow!
32:25Wow!
32:26Wow!
32:27Wow!
32:28Wow!
32:29Wow!
32:30Wow!
32:31Wow!
32:32Wow!
32:33Wow!
32:34Wow!
32:35Wow!
32:36Wow!
32:37Wow!
32:38Wow!
32:39Wow!
32:40Oh
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