- 7 months ago
Melissa, Bert and Ralph Raccoon make plans to surprise the nasty Cyril Sneer.
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00:00These bi-secretive stoop pigeons are the conspirators!
00:07Study them!
00:08They've got war balloons!
00:10Hundreds!
00:11They're gaining on us!
00:13Trying to pull a fast one on zero-zero!
00:15The way!
00:17Let me explain!
00:21This is the Evergreen Forest.
00:24Quiet, peaceful, serene.
00:27That's until burnt raccoon wakes up.
00:44Luckily, he has some good friends to help him out.
00:48Life would be simple in the forest except for...
00:59Cyril Sneer.
01:04And his life would be simple except for...
01:07The raccoons!
01:18At first glance, the Evergreen Forest appears peaceful and calm.
01:27But beneath the placid exterior, the inhabitants have been quietly preparing...
01:32To give Cyril Sneer a shocking surprise he won't soon forget.
01:36Yes, the tranquility of the forest will soon be shattered.
01:41They're out there.
01:43Did you see that one jump?
01:45Oh, they're jumping all right.
01:47But they're sure not biting.
01:49I'd be very surprised if we catch anything today.
01:52Maybe we should give up on the fishing and go back to working on the plan.
01:57Do you think it will really teach Cyril a lesson?
02:00Once and for all.
02:02He'll never know what hit him.
02:04That's for sure.
02:06Did you hear?
02:15You'll never know what hit him.
02:17I knew those meddling raccoons were up to no good.
02:20I could sniff it in the air.
02:22The boss would better know about this.
02:25The boss will fix them once and for all.
02:36So they think they're gonna pull a fast one.
02:41Yeah, they'll never know what hit them.
02:44The only one teaching anyone a lesson around here is the boss.
02:49Yeah, the boss.
02:50The boss, the boss.
02:56What was that?
02:58That was very good, Bert.
03:01I know.
03:02I learned that in Junior Raccoon Scouts.
03:05Hey, do you wanna hear what I learned this morning?
03:08Gosh, Bert.
03:10It's so much better a few years from now.
03:14Surprise me then.
03:15Nah, you'll enjoy this.
03:18Bert Raccoon.
03:20Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
03:32Bert, are you alright?
03:34Oh.
03:35What's this?
03:36A war machine.
03:37Maybe they're not fooling.
03:38Quiet.
03:39Listen.
03:40What's it for?
03:41It's my contribution to the plan.
03:42How will a balloon be useful?
03:43Simple.
03:44The balloon goes up in the air.
03:45When it gets in the right position, the balloon goes up in the air.
03:47When it gets in the right position, I pull a string.
03:48That triggers the release, which ignites the gunpowder, and then...
03:52kablooey!
03:53That's terrific, Bert.
03:54Of course I'll have more than one.
03:55I'll make hundreds.
03:56What a great invention.
03:57Gosh, I'm neat.
03:58Gosh, I'm neat.
03:59Did you want to make a balloon be useful?
04:00Can the balloon be useful?
04:01Simple.
04:02The balloon goes up in the air.
04:03When it gets in the right position, I pull a string.
04:04That triggers the release, which ignites the gunpowder, and then...
04:05kablooey!
04:06That's terrific, Bert.
04:07Of course I'll have more than one.
04:08I'll make hundreds.
04:09What a great invention.
04:10Gosh, I'm neat.
04:11Did you hear that?
04:12More balloons.
04:13Hundreds.
04:14Gunpowder.
04:15Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
04:16Goodness gracious.
04:17Awww!
04:18Yeah!
04:19Awww!
04:20That's awesome.
04:21How do I do that?
04:22Awww!
04:23I'll have more than one.
04:24I'll make hundreds.
04:25What a great invention.
04:26Gosh, I'm neat.
04:27Did you hear that?
04:28More balloons.
04:29Hundreds.
04:30Gunpowder.
04:31Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
04:34Goodness gracious.
04:35Awww!
04:36Pwoey!
04:37Pwoey!
04:38Pwoey!
04:39Pwoey!
04:40Pwoey!
04:41Pwoey!
04:42Pwoey!
04:43Pwoey!
04:44Pwoey!
04:45Pwoey!
04:46Cedric, what's that worth?
05:01$5.80, Pop.
05:04One small pizza.
05:05What's that worth?
05:07That's my lunch, Pop.
05:09Lunch?
05:11This is no time for lunch.
05:13Put it down as $4.
05:16The raccoon, Pop.
05:17The raccoon.
05:19And they've got war balloons.
05:21Hundreds.
05:22What in blithering blue blazes are you knuckleheads babbling about?
05:26They said you'll never know what hit you.
05:28Who?
05:28The raccoons and their friends.
05:31You preposterous, paranoid porkers.
05:35Those bothersome vermin harm me.
05:38Never.
05:39I think they mean to do something not at all nice.
05:43Not at all nice?
05:45I'll show you not at all nice.
05:48When I don't know how much money I've got, I get not nice.
05:53Because if I don't know how much I've got, I can't figure out how much I need.
05:59Now get out!
06:00Yes, sir!
06:01Yes, sir!
06:01Yes, sir!
06:03Doesn't sound like anything to worry about, Pop.
06:07Of course not.
06:08What could they do?
06:10Nothing, Pop.
06:11So, uh, where were we?
06:13All I've got is this money, my mansion, my power, and my good looks.
06:20What would a bunch of dumb raccoons want with that?
06:26Absolutely everything!
06:29Uh, would you like a piece of pizza?
06:32They mean to overthrow me.
06:34Why else would they have all that stuff?
06:36They want to take my wealth and power!
06:39Uh, Pop, maybe you're overreacting?
06:44Overreacting?
06:45Me?
06:46Rubbish!
06:47It's time to call out my secret service!
06:50What secret service?
06:52It's so secret, I haven't told anyone!
06:55Now I'll find out what's going on!
07:00Uh-oh!
07:02Pop knows something's up!
07:04I better tell the others!
07:09Whatever Cedric was worried about,
07:12he knew he had to warn Schaefer and the raccoons
07:15before it was too late.
07:23Attention!
07:23Now, hear this!
07:27You are the hand-picked elite!
07:29The finest secret service ever created!
07:32So secret, you don't even know who each other are!
07:36Now, here's your mission!
07:39These, my secretive stool pigeons,
07:42are the conspirators!
07:44Study them!
07:45But don't be fooled!
07:47They're not as dumb as they look!
07:49Note the masks on their eyes!
07:51A sure sign of a thief!
07:53A robber!
07:55Or maybe even a filthy agitator!
07:58Note this one!
08:00No eyes!
08:01Extremely dangerous!
08:03Has a very keen sense of smell!
08:05So take a bath!
08:08Now, let's see your secret disguises!
08:11Perfect!
08:21I want you to go out there
08:23and find out what those conniving creatures are up to!
08:26Don't you bear, Snag!
08:28I just had that tree dry-cleaned!
08:31This Zero-Sneer medal will be awarded to the agent who brings back the most information!
08:40Now, get going!
08:43Try to surprise Zero-Sneer?
08:46Well, I love to spoil surprises!
08:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:51There's a fall
08:52Leaving shadows in the night
08:56Don't be afraid
08:59Wipe that fear from your eyes
09:03Asperable love
09:06Keeps on driving you wrong
09:10Don't be afraid
09:13You're not alone
09:16Run with us
09:20We've got everything you need
09:25Run with us
09:28We are free
09:30Run with us
09:35I see passion in your eyes
09:39Run with us
09:42When the cold wind blows
09:50Turn your color to the cold
09:53Don't be ashamed
09:57If you need someone to hold
10:00You're sinking with sand
10:04Sand
10:05And it's dragging you down
10:08And you feel you're going under
10:11And you feel you're going under
10:14You're nothing but a powerless, correlating, adept, ineffective, bumbling bunch of deadbeat bears!
10:28Some secret service!
10:30You didn't even load the camera!
10:32You don't seem to realize that if I go, you go!
10:35Somewhere out there is an army that's out to destroy everything I've pillaged, cheated, robbed, and connived to build!
10:46And because of your bumbling, they not only know that I know what they know, but I don't even know when they'll do what I know they'll do!
10:57Anyway, I don't like not knowing!
11:00Now, get out there and dig up some dirt!
11:02What are you doing?
11:13What are you doing?
11:15Well, I could have a moat dug there
11:21And fill it with alligators
11:23That's it!
11:25That'll stop them!
11:26We have information!
11:31Don't just stand there breathing!
11:33Spit it out!
11:34Tomorrow is the day they launch the plan!
11:37So soon?
11:38They have everything ready!
11:40Rockets, gunpowder, war balloons, and a secret weapon!
11:46A secret weapon?
11:47They keep it in a huge box, hidden away, and it's enormous!
11:56Nothing is too big for Cyril Steer to take care of.
12:00Now, how do you know this?
12:02In the woods, we overheard two of Cedric's friends talking.
12:06Cedric's friends? Cedric?
12:10Of course! He knows some of these vermin.
12:14I'll send him out as a spy.
12:17He'll find out where they're at, and then I'll move in and put a stop to this.
12:25Dear Sophia, pop the specs, conceal all the preparations.
12:31Everything is not going as planned.
12:35Signed, Cedric Sneer.
12:40Cedric, I want to talk to you about a swa-
12:43What's this?
12:45My homework.
12:47You've been out of school for three years.
12:50I'm late.
12:53Hmm.
12:55As planned?
12:58My only son has planned all this?
13:01My son?
13:02My ex-son, Cedric Sneer?
13:05Let me explain, pop.
13:08There's nothing to explain.
13:11My own son plotting to overthrow me.
13:13Very commendable, son.
13:16I didn't know you had it in you.
13:18But no matter, Cedric, my boy.
13:20It didn't work.
13:22Gar!
13:22You've got it all wrong.
13:25Take him to the dungeon.
13:26I've got it all wrong again.
13:31And no color, TV.
13:33Oh, my ex-sonant.
13:38Now that Cyril had uncovered Cedric's plan, it seemed doomed to failure.
13:44The only hope now lay in getting the note to Schaefer and the raccoons in time.
13:49Howdy, little buddy.
14:06I haven't seen you for a while.
14:08Where have you been?
14:12Uh-oh.
14:13It looks like the plan is in trouble.
14:16And Cedric's been taken to the dungeon.
14:20Oh, no.
14:22This is bad news.
14:24We have to rescue Cedric and find out how much Cyril knows.
14:27Ah, what could old Ho's nose possibly know?
14:31I'm afraid we'll soon find out.
14:34Ralph's right.
14:36So here's what we'll do.
14:37Bert, you bring along some of your gunpowder and we'll...
14:41That's a mess.
14:42That's a mess.
14:44Shh.
14:46Loth, who goes there?
14:57Package for Mr. Sneer.
14:59It must be that shipment of alligators.
15:02Put it down over there.
15:04Uh, way over there.
15:06Hey, I thought we were gonna get inside the mansion.
15:29It's just a minor setback.
15:35Oh, boy, oh, boy.
15:38It sure is a long ways up.
15:41Just keep looking up and you won't worry about falling.
15:45It's not the falling I'm worried about.
15:49It's the landing.
15:50I can see a light shining in the night from you.
16:00Somewhere in the dark, a lonely spark or two.
16:06So why, oh, why, oh.
16:07Why, oh, why, can I get through to you?
16:17Try and try, but what more can I do?
16:21The sooner or later
16:25The sooner the better
16:29Tell her you love her
16:33Never forget her
16:37The sooner than later
16:40The sooner the better
16:44When she knows you love her
16:48Gonna make it forever
16:52Cedric, are you okay?
17:07Bert, Sophia
17:09Oh, Cedric
17:12What are you doing here?
17:14I'm not supposed to have visitors
17:17We're not visitors
17:19We're liberators
17:22Stay back
17:25No, no, wait, wait
17:28It's not
17:28Locked
17:33And it never will be
17:35Come on
17:36Oh, no
17:44Now Pop's really gonna get mad
17:47He just had this room redecorated
17:50The plan, Cedric
17:52What went wrong with the plan?
17:55There's no time to explain
17:57But we gotta get to our base
17:59Pop already knows to love
18:02Oh, no, no, no
18:03Ah, the raccoons have taken, Cedric
18:06What?
18:08They've broken through security?
18:11Net them before they escape
18:12Yes, sir!
18:14Uh-oh, what do we do now?
18:36Schaefer said he'd take care of getting us out of here
18:44Well, where is he?
18:49There he is!
18:51Yee-haw!
18:53Come on, come on
18:55Okay
18:57Hold on
19:03Come on, Bert
19:07It's now or never
19:09Whoa
19:13Henry
19:20I'm up
19:23Ha-ha
19:25Now they'll lead me right to the secret women
19:27I'm fumbling this way
19:37Follow that balloon
19:38Get them or it's bear-skin rug time
19:50Oh, boss
19:53Have you got the key?
19:57Hey
19:59Hey, they're gaining on us
20:01I hope Ralph and Melissa are ready
20:07There it is
20:17Ha-ha
20:30I've got them now
20:32Thank goodness
20:34You're just in time
20:35Quick
20:36To your stations
20:37Try to pull a fast one on zero zero
20:41Wheel it back first
20:42Give up
20:43Well, I'm still in a good mood
20:45Group eight
20:46Surround them
20:47All set
20:47All set
20:49There it is, sir
20:50The secret weapon
20:52Ha-ha
20:54Now I've got them
20:55Destroy that weapon
20:57Ha-ha
20:58Yes
20:58Ha-ha-ha
20:59Wait
21:02What the next way
21:04What is the meaning of all this?
21:22Where is the secret weapon?
21:25What in blazing?
21:32Happy birthday to you
21:36Happy birthday to you
21:40Happy birthday dear serum
21:45Happy birthday to you
21:50Happy birthday serum
21:52Happy birthday, pop
22:06It's not more underwear, is it?
22:12Uh, no, pop
22:14Well, I, uh, oh
22:17I, uh, uh
22:20Hey, that's okay, pop
22:23I understand
22:25Why, you?
22:30Come back here, you nitwit
22:33Cedric
22:34Cedric
22:34Who's paying for it?
22:37Where's this chocolate cake?
22:40Get me a fork
22:41Cedric
22:42Let's not mark surprises
22:45And so the surprise party
22:47Turned out to be a real surprise for Cyril
22:50And for everyone else
22:52And much to everyone's surprise
22:54Cyril Sneer, though being an aardvark
22:57Turned out to be almost human
23:00Well, almost
23:02He managed to grumble and groan his way
23:05Through five helpings of cake and ice cream
23:15You can run with us
23:42We've got everything we need
23:46Run with us
23:49We are free
23:52Come with us
23:56I see passion in your eyes
24:01Run with us
24:03Run with us
24:10We've got everything we need
24:15Run with us
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