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00:00If any person here present knows of any lawful impediment to this marriage, they should declare it now.
00:26Me? I do.
00:30It's meant to be us, Aaron. Not him.
00:36It was never going to be us, John. We were a mistake.
00:44It's fine. Crack on. Crack on. Crack on. Crack on.
00:49John?
00:51Hmm?
00:52Just give Aaron a couple of minutes, yeah?
00:54You head in, and I'll go and get everyone from the pub.
00:56He'll be right behind you, love.
01:01If you say so.
01:02So, come on. What's it going to be?
01:16I'm marrying John.
01:19Sure you are?
01:20What, is that why you walked out of your wedding?
01:22Yeah. To set you straight.
01:24How? By kissing me back?
01:25I made a mistake.
01:27All right?
01:28So why didn't you go with him, then? Just then?
01:33Because I thought I'd save you the humiliation of an audience.
01:35I don't want you, Robert.
01:49Looks like you're in pain, though, mate.
01:50Does it make you feel like a big man, does it?
01:55Picking a fight that you can't lose?
01:57No, I already know I'm the bigger man.
01:59Or just too stubborn to accept a decent offer.
02:02Look, I'd be careful, shall we?
02:05You know, without Dawn by your side,
02:07you're really just a thug.
02:09No.
02:10Because thugs don't care about people.
02:12Same as you.
02:14My family, they're everything.
02:15Then, mess with me or my kids again.
02:22I'll kill you.
02:30Do you really want to add blackmail to your list of crimes?
02:32Prepare to give it a whirl, yeah.
02:34Because I don't reckon you fancy prison very much.
02:36Are you okay with this?
02:37He's literally threatening me for trying to do the right thing.
02:41Take that as a yes.
02:42Solid conscience you got there, Moira.
02:43And of course I've got a clear conscience.
02:46When I tried to confess at the time.
02:48But the police didn't believe me
02:49because they just thought I was trying to cover for Adam.
02:52Hmm.
02:52Yeah, sure you did.
02:54That's true, mate.
02:55The police, they didn't want to know.
02:56Yeah.
02:57And what are the chances of them believing you now, do you think?
02:59Yeah.
03:00You'd just be wasting everybody's time.
03:04My mum didn't stand a chance against you two.
03:06Hey, it wasn't like that, I promise.
03:08Our mum wasn't right in their head.
03:11So you keep saying.
03:12Only people say that about me.
03:13What, should I be pushed off a bridge as well?
03:16You're nothing like her, mate.
03:17Believe me.
03:18You don't know who I thought you were either.
03:20Oh, come on, man.
03:21You're my brother.
03:22What?
03:23After this?
03:24You don't know who I thought you were.
03:38Hey!
03:40You'd better be flaming up then, mister.
03:41I'm going up and down like a bride's night.
03:43Oi!
03:43Where's Aaron?
03:48He's coming.
03:49Yeah, but is he, though?
03:51We're still all right for time, aren't we?
03:53As long as we get going in the next few minutes.
03:54Lovely!
03:55All good, then.
03:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:57It's not.
03:57I'm going to have to say something.
03:58Listen, listen, um, just thank you all for coming, but I think you should probably go.
04:08I, uh, don't want to waste any more of your time.
04:11Well, don't be daft, you're not.
04:12Yeah, we don't mind waiting.
04:15I do.
04:17Aaron.
04:17Hey, you heard him.
04:22He does.
04:25That's half the vows done, eh?
04:35What happened?
04:37Your lunatic ex.
04:39Pushed me out of the wheelchair.
04:40Almost re-broke my pelvis.
04:42Billy did?
04:43Yeah, he's trying to warn me off.
04:45Messing with his family.
04:46But he knows you've sorted it with Clemmie.
04:49Did you do something else to wind him up?
04:54I offered him a gig.
04:56In Liverpool.
04:58I have this friend, he's opening up a whole chain of gyms.
05:01In Liverpool?
05:02Yeah.
05:04It's only a couple of hours down the motorway, he'd get his weekends free.
05:07And, you know, it's a good gig.
05:09It's good money.
05:10And there was no agenda, I assume.
05:12Okay, yeah.
05:18I didn't like how it was getting to you.
05:21You know?
05:21You guys just being at odds all the time.
05:23I thought that if I put some space in between you, maybe it would relieve the pressure.
05:27You could set up some co-parenting boundaries.
05:31So, Billy just sees his kids less?
05:35I hoped that he would see it as an opportunity.
05:38Sure you did.
05:40I'm trying to help, Dawn.
05:42No, Joe, you're trying to get your own way, like you always do.
05:45Okay.
05:48I admit it.
05:50I thought that maybe this would give us a chance to get off the starting blocks, at least.
05:56And my kids lose out in the process.
06:00Well, you got that wrong, Joe.
06:07Right.
06:08Let's crack on, if we're ready.
06:09Er, it's the bubbles.
06:13Right, Aaron, you first.
06:15Repeat after me.
06:17I, Aaron Dingle, take you, John Sugden, to be my wedded husband.
06:23I, Aaron Dingle, take you, John Sugden, to be my wedded husband.
06:32John.
06:34I, John Sugden, take you, Aaron Dingle, to be my wedded husband.
06:40I, John Sugden, take you, Aaron Dingle,
06:44to be my wedded husband.
06:47Do we have the rings, please?
06:53Oh, God, I've got them.
06:55I got carried away in the ball. Sorry.
06:57Don't worry. Nearly there now.
07:00Aaron, please repeat after me.
07:03I give you this ring as a symbol of our marriage
07:06and as a token of my love for now and always.
07:10I give you this ring as a symbol of our marriage
07:16and as a token of my love for now and always.
07:26John, your turn.
07:28I give you this ring as a symbol of our marriage
07:32and as a token of my love for now and always.
07:40Aaron and John,
07:47you've both made the solemn and binding vows and declarations
07:51as prescribed by law.
07:53It therefore gives me great pleasure
07:54to pronounce you husband and husband.
07:59Congratulations.
07:59Oh, there's a face.
08:24Was it worth it?
08:25What?
08:27The trip down memory lane you missed your first probation meeting for.
08:31Only I'm afraid it's going to cost you.
08:36No, it wasn't.
08:41So go on, then.
08:42Who tipped you off? Someone must have.
08:44We got a call from the concerned citizen.
08:46They'd run with Don Smugdon by any chance.
08:48Yeah, they shan't be naming names.
08:50Yeah, so yes, then.
08:50Where's that bloke get off?
08:53Who are you?
08:54I don't think so, do you?
08:57You're under arrest for breaking the terms of your licence.
09:04Hop in.
09:05Lewis, mate.
09:15Just stop, will you?
09:17Oh, will you stop sulking?
09:19Sulking?
09:20You let Maury get away with murder and then blackmail me to keep my mouth shut?
09:23You weren't there, all right.
09:24You don't know how bad it was.
09:25Yeah, well, I know you and Maury decided to look after yourself
09:27and said it were doing the decent, honest thing.
09:29Oh, yeah, and how's that thriving weed business of yours
09:31going with that strict moral code?
09:34Drugs are bad, Lewis.
09:35Yes, I know, but they also help people.
09:36Stop them being in pain.
09:37I never killed anyone.
09:38Oh, that you know of.
09:39Don't turn your nose up at a light bit of kidnap, though, do you?
09:42I let your little burglar friend out yonks a go.
09:44Oh, fine.
09:45Well, we'll just scratch that one, then.
09:46Maybe we should just ditch this whole thing.
09:48I thought I wanted a brother, but now I know who you are, I don't.
09:51Fine.
09:52Well, save me the aggro, then, right?
09:54Have a nice life, Ross.
09:55And I guess today shows that these two can get over whatever life throws at them.
10:05Hey!
10:06Now, you know how I feel about you both.
10:08I'm not going to say anything, but I just know how happy that you're going to be.
10:11Wow, I nearly bust so long getting here.
10:16Where have you been, Mac?
10:17We've all tried to call you about a million times.
10:18Not now.
10:19Please.
10:20Aaron.
10:21What can I say?
10:22That he would have been better off having a wet wipe as a best man.
10:26You can start by saying sorry.
10:28I am.
10:29Massively.
10:29I'm a moron.
10:30I know that.
10:31Well, yeah, you are, but lucky for you.
10:32Paddy stepped up for me.
10:34Yeah, and also you going here, Walter, not to be the least of his problems.
10:37Why?
10:38What's happened?
10:39Never mind that now.
10:40Please continue.
10:43Oh, er, I kind of lost my thread now, so...
10:47John and Aaron.
10:48John and Aaron.
10:50Well, thanks, Vic, and thanks to...
10:52Well, thanks to all you lot for bearing with us today.
10:55Right.
10:56Wouldn't be a dingle wedding without someone going belly up, would it?
10:59I'm just glad we got there in the end, and now I'm feeling pretty lucky.
11:03Same.
11:04I'm feeling pretty queasy.
11:06I think she means jealous.
11:07I think it's time for your first dance.
11:10Like that's going to make today less painful.
11:12Oh, shut up.
11:13It's romantic.
11:14I hope I've picked the right one.
11:15Well, as long as it's not Aaron's original song choice.
11:18Shh.
11:20Me.
11:22Now, considering today was almost a disaster, it's...
11:25It's turned out pretty good.
11:28Best day of my life, in fact.
11:30Yeah?
11:30Well, I was starting to think we were cursed for a minute.
11:33I mean, pack it in.
11:35This is exactly how it was meant to be.
11:39You and me.
11:41Together forever.
11:44I'm never letting you go.
12:00I overstepped the mark.
12:22I'm sorry.
12:24Yeah, you did.
12:25But I realise I haven't actually asked if you're okay.
12:33A bit better.
12:34Hurts a bit.
12:35If I'm being honest.
12:38So I'm going to have to drive you to hospital to get a new hip,
12:41because that one must be nearly dust now.
12:43You are not allowed to speak that way to a person in a wheelchair.
12:47Especially since you put me here.
12:48I just don't want you interfering with me and Billy, okay?
12:55Just like I don't need you to play Dad to my kids.
13:00Is it safe to assume, then, that you need me for something else?
13:06I just want you back.
13:09I think that's what this boils down to.
13:14Jo, there's a lot in our way.
13:17There doesn't have to be.
13:24Hey!
13:26Finally!
13:27Your flight took off.
13:28Oh, only the five hours late.
13:31You're probably going to want a drink, then?
13:32Oh, yes, please.
13:34I thought you lot would all be on the sakila by now.
13:36Stuff just got a little bit delayed, so we're all playing catch-up.
13:38Yes.
13:39Oi, now get that down, you paddy.
13:41Come on, I want a two sakila.
13:43I'm in a breather.
13:45I'm in, Mandy.
13:46Ah, hard lines, paddy.
13:48We made it.
13:50Oh, here they are.
13:52Looking loved up and absolutely gorgeous.
13:55Sorry we missed the ceremony, but we are thrilled for you both, aren't we?
13:59Absolutely.
14:00Yeah.
14:01Apparently there's a voucher in there for some ridiculously overpriced interior shop that Ruby likes.
14:05Do you want to tell me how much for?
14:07It's because it's not important.
14:08It's because what matters is finding your person.
14:10Oh, you soppy ape.
14:11I'll take no noise, paddy.
14:12It's just laying the groundwork for when the credit card bill arrives.
14:15Caleb?
14:16Oh, thank you.
14:18Seriously, though, I couldn't be happier for you.
14:20I know what you have been through, and you deserve this.
14:25Thanks, Ruby.
14:25Is he, er, been filling you in on the events of today?
14:34Sorry, what?
14:35Robert's showing up and chancing his arm.
14:37You know, I just wish somebody would text me when stuff like that happens, because I always miss out.
14:41I don't feel like he's Robert.
14:42It's a long story, but just maybe, maybe not for now.
14:45Can I see a note at this wedding?
14:48Hello?
14:48Hello?
14:48Please tell me you're joking.
14:53Yeah, this is all one big laugh, babe.
14:54Well, it feels like it.
14:56I see you for two minutes, and now you're ringing me to tell me that you banged up again.
15:00Yeah, because that idiot John reported me.
15:02Because you brought the terms of your probation.
15:05Well, I was supposed to stop the wedding.
15:06Except you couldn't, could you?
15:08Because Aaron chose John.
15:09Yeah.
15:10From now on, might it be?
15:11No, till death do us part.
15:14They made a promise in front of everyone.
15:16Yeah, so did we.
15:17So, so what happens now?
15:19How long are you going to be in prison for?
15:21For a while, probably.
15:22Well then, I guess you should use this time to put it all behind you.
15:26Admit that you've lost, and move on.
15:41It's all a bit cosy.
15:54What, two people having a conversation?
15:58And don't you knock anymore?
15:59Well, I did knock, but no one answered.
16:01I guess you were too busy staring into each other's eyes.
16:04What do you want, Billy?
16:05Lucas forgot his trainers.
16:08I told you it wouldn't be too long until you went creeping back.
16:10What did he do, buy you something shiny, did he?
16:13No, she was just making sure I was okay after you assaulted me earlier.
16:18So what did he tell you?
16:19Hmm?
16:19That it was all me?
16:21Nope.
16:22Told her the truth.
16:23Of course you did.
16:24It is all an act, Dawn.
16:26Actually, he was just saying he wanted to clear the air with you,
16:29which is pretty decent considering what you did.
16:31Look, Dawn, I am not interested.
16:34Can we just do what is right for the kids?
16:37If you cared about the kids, you'd ditch him.
16:40If I cared about the kids.
16:41Oh, this is going nowhere.
16:43He's not going to be an adult about this.
16:45Yeah, you're right.
16:46Which is why I am fed up of doing right by you.
16:48Meaning what?
16:49Meaning, you might as well know,
16:53me and Joe are back together.
16:58You're a fool.
16:59He uses people and then he throws them away.
17:02I don't need to justify myself to you, okay?
17:05It is my life and I will do what I want.
17:08Hey.
17:24I thought you'd have gone back to the wedding by now.
17:26Oh, no.
17:28Not in a very wedding-y mood after our chat with Lewis.
17:31No.
17:32I get that.
17:34Oh, I really thought he'd put it all behind us, you know?
17:37Ancient history.
17:38Hmm.
17:39Sees things in black and white, doesn't he?
17:41Gotta stick to his little rigid moral code.
17:45Never mind the flipping reality of the situation.
17:47Hey.
17:48Talking of moral codes,
17:51is he really growing weed?
17:53Because if so...
17:54Oh, let's not worry about that right now.
17:56Bigger picture.
17:59Why don't I drive you back to the wedding?
18:01Might do you good to let your hair down.
18:02I'm not sure I can cope with any more drama.
18:05Guess who rocked up?
18:08I don't know.
18:09Des Lynam.
18:10Kim's identical, even more evil twin.
18:14Robert Sugden.
18:16Eh?
18:16Mm-hm.
18:17I thought he was inside.
18:19Clearly not any more.
18:21Did he say anything about Seb?
18:22Did he say he wants him back?
18:24No idea.
18:25I think his main focus was on trying to stop Aaron's wedding,
18:28but Cain messaged me.
18:29He didn't manage it.
18:33Good.
18:34Bigger did pompous get.
18:38I'm really sorry that you fell out with Lewis.
18:41I know it mattered to you, him showing up.
18:43Well, you win some, you lose some.
18:45Apart from him, it's because of me you fell out.
18:50Because of him, more like, on his high horse.
18:54Besides, got you back, ain't I?
18:57It's just the way it is.
18:59Mm-hm.
19:00And I'm really grateful.
19:02Just to check, your ideal honeymoon does start with a van covered in bog roll and lipstick.
19:15I mean, who told you?
19:16Oh, that's great, because Mackenzie was in charge of the decorating and he had all of, uh, three minutes.
19:21Yeah.
19:21Three, two, one.
19:23Ta-da!
19:23Ta-da!
19:24Wow.
19:25I was kind of hoping that this would make up for me missing your wedding.
19:29Oh, will you now?
19:29Yeah.
19:30Well, I mean, that is, um...
19:32Well, it's awful.
19:33He's just too polite to say it.
19:36Yeah, no, you're right.
19:37I promise I will make it up to you when you get back.
19:40Yeah, you will.
19:42Well, I guess we'd best get going then.
19:44Well, we're going to have to if we want to pull over and get all this stuff off.
19:47Then leave it on, you spoiled sport.
19:48Right, come on then, out with it.
20:00If I am turning mine off for the duration, then so are you.
20:04All right, well, in that case, it's a good job I went old school with the tunes.
20:09What's that?
20:09This is the first dance I would have had.
20:11All right.
20:15Yes.
20:18All right, kid.
20:21Guess what I just saw at the lake.
20:23Police divers bringing out her body.
20:26You what?
20:27See you later.
20:28Yeah, have a great time.
20:30You sure that's what you saw?
20:32Positive.
20:32Swirling was there too.
20:34What's this?
20:35Do you mind taking Kylie aside for some wedding cake?
20:37Back on a good day with some.
20:39Yeah, of course.
20:39Come on.
20:45It's my dad, isn't it?
20:46John wants to put his body in the lake.
20:47All right, let's just stay calm.
20:49We don't know that.
20:50No?
20:51It'd be a bit of a coincidence, wouldn't it?
20:53So much for John putting him somewhere he couldn't be found.
20:56The police are going to want to question us as soon as he's identified.
20:59We're going to prison, aren't we?
21:00How you doing?
21:09What's up?
21:11I just want to remember this moment, that's all.
21:14Well, that's a bit...
21:14Hey, I mean it.
21:18I didn't think I'd ever feel this happy.
21:20But we've done it.
21:23We are unbeatable.
21:24You and me.
21:25And life is just going to get better and better.
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