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00:00Well folks, we are ready to go here.
00:02What?
00:03Flash Fall!
00:04Woo!
00:05Look out!
00:30Coming down the aisle, from Donavia, Pennsylvania,
00:33Well, folks, it's Flash Funk.
00:48Without the Funk, it's more on that momentarily.
00:50It's his way to the ring.
00:52You know, we're broadcasting live, not only in the United States,
00:55but all throughout Canada and the United Kingdom.
00:58And we'd like to, with our broadcasting, there you see Tito Santana on your left.
01:02And Carlos Cabrera.
01:04We also have our first broadcast team, Ray Ruscio on your left,
01:21Jean Broussard on your left.
01:29You speak French, probably do fried eggs.
01:31No, I don't, I barely speak English.
01:33That's true.
01:35The Funkettes are not here, King.
01:37What do you know about that?
01:38I heard it has something to do with China's intimidation.
01:41Yeah, I'll tell you why they're not here.
01:43Because they heard through the grapevine
01:45that if they showed up at ringside,
01:47China was going to kick them right to the curb.
01:49I guarantee it, they're not as dumb as they look.
01:50They stay at home.
01:52Flashback, a great athlete with tremendous flying skills,
01:56was trained in a Japanese dojo.
01:58What?
02:00I'll explain that to you.
02:02It's a pleasure.
02:04To be accompanied towards the ring,
02:06by China from British, Connecticut.
02:10Weed 246 pounds, Hunter Hearst Hensley.
02:16Hunter Hearst Hensley, a former Intercontinental Champion,
02:35resides in Greenwich, Connecticut.
02:37If there was one aristocrat in the WWF, I would have to say that that would be Hunter Hearst Hensley,
02:43Hunter Hearst Hensley, a good friend of John F. Kennedy Jr.
02:46He travels in fast circles.
02:48As a matter of fact, I hear Hensley may be on the cover in the upcoming months of George Magazine King.
02:54Is that right?
02:55I'm going to tell you, he's a blue blood all the way.
02:57Look at that.
02:59Well, intimidation factor setting in right now.
03:02Look at the look on China's face.
03:03China is a monster.
03:05Pardon the expression for this lady on Mother's Day.
03:08But as a matter of fact, last night on Shotgun Saturday night,
03:12Hensley had a matchup with Mankind.
03:14Now Mankind gets a man of a claw king, but watch what China does to Mankind.
03:19A little low, ooh.
03:21The old uppercut there down south of the border.
03:25I think the last night we called it a galata.
03:27Well, it was a double galata.
03:29No!
03:32She was not through.
03:34Mankind wins the match by a disqualification.
03:38But she is a dangerous and an evil woman.
03:41And the referee is ready to go here.
03:46There's the bell.
03:47We're ready for action.
03:48Flash fuck.
03:49He's got a lot to gain here in this because he's got six mouths at home to feed.
03:54Six, six little flashes running around.
03:56Training in the dojo in Japan.
04:00Go ahead and explain dojo to me.
04:02Well, it's a training facility in Japan for the rookies, for the wannabes.
04:06And Flash made it.
04:07Of course, Helmsley had a wrestling tutor when he was three.
04:12He's a...
04:13The old silver spoon applies for him, King.
04:16What do you mean by that now?
04:18That's a derogatory remark.
04:19Well, he's a...
04:20He's a man of considerable wealth.
04:23Right!
04:24From what we understand.
04:25What's wrong with that?
04:26You're jealous?
04:27Oh, well, you know.
04:29That's a good counter move.
04:31Flash fuckers very, very quick.
04:33Quicker than Helmsley, one would assume.
04:36Nice arm drag takeover there.
04:40And it has been verified, ladies and gentlemen, that the Hart Foundation has, through a scalper,
04:47bought five front row seats.
04:49Yeah.
04:50And as a matter of fact, I can see those seats from where we're sitting.
04:53But five seats available for the Hart Foundation.
04:56You gotta try to sit down.
04:57Get away from there.
04:58There they are.
04:59They'll be sitting at ringside.
05:00We don't know exactly when the leader, Bret Hart, will bring his entourage out.
05:06But they will be out here at ringside sometime tonight.
05:11And why wouldn't somebody give Bret Hart?
05:14I mean, here he is, the wheel chairman of the entire Hart Foundation.
05:17Why wouldn't somebody give him some complimentary tickets tonight?
05:20Well, I don't know.
05:21I don't know that he asked for it.
05:22McMahon is so cheap.
05:24Flash Funk is very unorthodox in many of his offensive maneuvers.
05:30Takes a lot of chances.
05:31Good job.
05:32And Helmsley goes up and over.
05:34This is where you gotta watch Flash.
05:35He will fly.
05:36He will take a chance right here, if afforded the opportunity.
05:39Where's he going?
05:40Flash looks close line off the top, catapulting himself up in the air.
05:50Nice hang time there.
05:51And I think the back of Hunter's head hit against that metal railing.
05:55Tell you what, it was a very eventful free-for-all.
06:02We saw Ken Shamrock get assaulted and attacked by Vader and Mankind.
06:06Watch it, Hunter.
06:07Watch it, Hunter.
06:08Missed him.
06:09Ha-ha.
06:10Tipped a baseball slide by Flash.
06:12And the referee right out there.
06:14Wait a minute.
06:16Watch out.
06:17What happened?
06:18Good gosh.
06:19China.
06:20Striking Flash.
06:22I didn't see it.
06:24You said China hit somebody?
06:26Oh, she hit Flash, King.
06:28Oh, by the way.
06:29I must have missed it.
06:31Watch this.
06:32The referee preferred it.
06:35And then a clothesline from behind on this woman who's gotta be at least 200 pounds.
06:40She dropped him like a bad habit.
06:42Take a look at her.
06:43Let me ask you a question about her.
06:45What do you think?
06:46Briefs or boxers?
06:47Lord, I don't have any idea about that.
06:50Maybe ask Eddie Murphy.
06:51Maybe ask Eddie Murphy.
06:52He may have a better clue on it than me.
06:54Come on, Hunter.
06:55Finish him off right now.
06:58Uh-oh.
06:59Flash, Funk, a lot of resiliency.
07:01And Helmsley, who's been having his problems in recent leagues with gold dust.
07:06And certainly, uh-oh.
07:08Oh!
07:09Oh!
07:10Wow!
07:11Kind of a jawbreaker there.
07:14And the knee, high knee up to the sternum area.
07:17Maybe we got some of the chin again by Helmsley.
07:20Folks got any brains left.
07:22You better get away from China.
07:24I heard that Helmsley was consoling Kathy Lee Gifford over this alleged tryst that Frank had.
07:31You know, they're neighbors in Greenwich.
07:33Helms the Gifford.
07:34I know that.
07:35I've been to Hunter's house.
07:36Hey, you haven't lived until you go to Hunter's house and see.
07:41You ever seen sneak toilet seats?
07:43No.
07:44Oh, man.
07:45Telling you.
07:46Not very nice right now.
07:47The ring is Helmsley stomping away.
07:49Aiming those kicks right at the solar plexus of Flash Funk.
07:53You know, this woman certainly is not here for moral support.
07:58She's quite a looker, too.
07:59You know, I even heard a rumor that she may be behind the break up of Marla Maples and
08:03Donald Trump.
08:04I think he likes blondes.
08:06Look at this.
08:07Oh, it's a right hand.
08:08Woo-hoo!
08:09Woo-hoo-hoo!
08:10That is a thunderous ride.
08:12And it puts anybody at a disadvantage that wrestles Helmsley.
08:16No!
08:17That's all.
08:18No, it's not.
08:19That would have been great.
08:20Two and a half on the near fall there.
08:22Chyna, this huge, she's got such a tremendous muscular development.
08:27Nice chin, too.
08:28Jay Leno, eat your heart out.
08:30Woo-hoo!
08:33Front face lock into the suplex by Helmsley.
08:36And Helmsley, the pompous one.
08:39Boy, he's got a great ace in the hole, this woman.
08:44Chyna.
08:45Woo-hoo!
08:46Harley race like knee drop right to the head there.
08:48And now, Helmsley going for a cover!
08:51And I got another near fall.
08:52Thanks to Chyna, Helmsley is in control of this matchup, King.
08:56Oh, come on.
08:57Give Hunter a little credit.
08:58Well, he's got...
08:59Hey, he's a great athlete.
09:00I've always said that.
09:01But it's obvious that she is not only a distraction, but a physical presence now in Helmsley's matches.
09:08And I've heard that at some live WWF events, she's been getting really involved from a physical sense.
09:15I think she's got a boyfriend.
09:17She needs a man friend.
09:19Are you volunteering?
09:21Well...
09:22I mean, you are.
09:23Oh!
09:24James!
09:25Come on, Hunter!
09:26You guys will make a cute couple.
09:27Yeah.
09:28Helmsley buries a knee into the abdomen.
09:29A flash funk.
09:30And we hope folks to be talking to Ken Shamrock in a few minutes.
09:31Get an update from Ken.
09:32Todd Pettengill kept us abreast of his situation in the free-for-all.
09:33I guarantee Shamrock's not the kind of guy that's gonna make any excuses.
09:35He may not make any talk with you, Ross.
09:36He may be like Albert Bell.
09:37He may get in one of those weird zones you'd like to talk about.
09:38He may not even wanna speak to you right before a big match.
09:40Well, Ken Shamrock has nothing in common with the egomaniac Albert Bell.
09:41Again, Todd Pettengill kept us abreast of his situation in the free-for-all.
09:46I guarantee Shamrock's not the kind of guy that's going to make any excuses.
09:50He may not make any talk with you, Ross.
09:53He may be like Albert Bell.
09:54He may get in one of those weird zones he likes to talk about.
09:57He may not even want to speak to you right before a big match.
10:00Well, Ken Shamrock has nothing in common with the egomaniac Albert Bell,
10:05who probably belongs in a sanitarium somewhere.
10:08Who, Shamrock?
10:09No, Bell.
10:10Oh, hard right hand.
10:11Back it up.
10:13Hales has got a mean streak, too.
10:14Let's not overlook the fact.
10:16This guy, yeah, is refined.
10:17He's got expensive automobiles.
10:19His parents have a lot of money.
10:22This guy's a very, very talented athlete.
10:24We know that he was trained by WWF Hall of Famer Killer Kowalski,
10:30and longtime fans know the kind of athlete that Killer Kowalski was.
10:34He was a dominator throughout the 50s and the 60s and part of the 70s.
10:38Oh, another knee right to the skull.
10:42Man, Flash goes out face first on that steel ramp way.
10:49Check it out, back at the old dojo.
10:51He flew then, didn't he?
10:54It's too bad we didn't get to see the Funkettes.
10:56I guess we can thank Chyna for that.
10:59Flash's face.
11:00You love to watch.
11:00You love to see the Funkettes, don't you, Ross?
11:03Let me tell you something about the Funkettes.
11:05Yeah.
11:05They're like the moon to you.
11:07They're nice to look at, but you ain't never going to go there.
11:13Well, you're right about that, Gant.
11:15Happily married in.
11:16Yes!
11:17Oh, no!
11:18Oh, no!
11:19Helms, he was a little bit too deliberate.
11:21He is knocked out!
11:23Flash Funk got about the only thing up that he could, and that was his book.
11:29And this big crowd here in Richmond, Virginia, getting back into it here.
11:39Flash Funk going right downstairs to the rights.
11:45Watch, watch, watch his nose.
11:47Oh, right on the butt of the chin.
11:49I think he may have caught Helmsley on the nose.
11:51How could you miss?
11:53Oh, that's not funny.
11:54I always went far side.
11:56Nice elevation in that back body drop.
12:02And Flash, sooner or later, you got to believe he wants to go for that 450 splash.
12:08Take a look at Chyna.
12:09Take a look at Chyna.
12:10She's just itching.
12:11She's sitting already, I guarantee you.
12:13Look at her.
12:17Great leg drop, spinning leg drop.
12:19One, two.
12:20And Flash Funk gets his first near fall of this contest.
12:24Well, she is stoic.
12:27She shows no emotion.
12:29And cross body.
12:31No, they did it.
12:32A cross body, and Flash, I don't understand that.
12:35Big mistake, Flash.
12:36Flash may have had enough, if he had hooked the leg to pin Helmsley for the three count.
12:42Flash with a flurry.
12:46My, Helmsley upside down.
12:49What about jamming your neck?
12:51Spinning heel kick.
12:53And now it may be time for the funky flash splash.
13:00Look out, Hunter's getting up.
13:04He's up, Helms is up.
13:05Well, no way to break your fall there.
13:09That was funky, wasn't it, Ross?
13:13Looked a little rough to me.
13:18Check this out, Gojo Boy.
13:21Yeah, my gosh!
13:23What a suplex.
13:25What would you call that?
13:26Well, it started out as a belly-to-back suplex.
13:28And now the momentum, the flash face first right over the top of Helmsley.
13:36Watch this move.
13:36And now Helmsley, pedigree time.
13:43Triple H, boom!
13:45Ow.
13:47Well, that leave a mark.
13:49And Helmsley able to secure the victory.
13:54Here is your winner, Hunter Hurst Helmsley.
13:57Hunter Hurst Helmsley, with a little help from Chyna, winning this contest.
14:11Not to take anything away from the athleticism or ability of the former
14:15Intercontinental Champion.
14:16But King, I think you gotta admit that Chyna was more than just a little bit of help.
14:21Well, you may get to see a little extra-corrective activity right here, too.
14:24Wait a minute, wait a minute, what is she gonna do?
14:25What is she doing here?
14:26How strong is this woman?
14:29What in the heck?
14:31I don't know what the hell she's, just figured it out.
14:38And Helmsley loves it.
14:42Hunter Hurst Helmsley has a cyborg female on his hands, under his employ.
14:49And she's gonna do whatever Helmsley wants her to do.
14:52That's a class act right there, you gotta admit, Ross, wow.
15:00Chyna was very, very involved in this matchup, as we said.
15:08Look at the muscular development of this woman.
15:11One more time, let's take another look.
15:14I'd like to see if she can lift you like this, Ross.
15:17Well, I don't think I'd wanna try that off her side.
15:19Watch this, look at this.
15:23Man, this is amazing strength.
15:25Flash Funk's gotta be 245.
15:27My gosh.
15:29He's walking around like it's a- No!
15:31And right there, you see the results.
15:34And then earlier in the match, again, that led to the downfall of Flash Funk.
15:41So with that.
15:44Let's start.
15:45Let's start.
15:46And take a look at this.
15:48You lost.
15:49Let's see.
15:50You missed the effect.
15:52That has been a big one.
15:54And so now, let's see.
15:56Let's take a look.
15:57And it's a little bit too easy.
15:58It's a little bit.
15:59And it's like the change.
16:00You have more.
16:01And that is the right one.
16:02And it's a little bit.
16:04You have more.
16:05Let's do it.
16:06I mean, you have more.