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00:00And here she is.
00:07Mr. Kirby, this is my girlfriend.
00:14Pam.
00:16What an adorable name.
00:18Oh, thank you.
00:19Yeah.
00:21Honey, I already ordered your favorite dish.
00:25Escargot.
00:30Uh, you know, I'm not really hungry.
00:34I won't need to feed you yet.
00:51You like it?
00:52Mm-hmm.
01:02Kyle?
01:07Hey, you.
01:09Sir?
01:10Get in.
01:11Are you talking to me?
01:13I said get in.
01:18Ah, get rid of that.
01:27What do you want me to do?
01:30Consider me your genie for the day.
01:33What's your first wish?
01:37I'm hungry.
01:46Eat.
01:49Eat.
01:55Is it good?
01:56Yes, sir, it's...
01:58Call me Mr. Brighton.
02:04Here you go.
02:11John, take us home.
02:15But, sir...
02:33Okay.
02:35This should look great on you.
02:37I can't take it.
02:38It's too much.
02:39Listen, you've eaten, you had a drink and a shower.
02:42Now it's time to pay.
02:44What are you talking about?
02:46I may not have a home, but I'm not like that.
02:50You thought that you and I would...
02:52Are you out of your mind?
02:56I meet an investor tonight.
02:58And I need somebody to play my fiance.
03:00Just for one night.
03:02And you are perfect.
03:06Why me?
03:08Do you know any jokes?
03:10Jokes?
03:11Yeah, jokes.
03:12My horoscope said that my heart will break in 12 years.
03:16So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up.
03:22Forget it.
03:23Just keep smiling.
03:26It's time for you to go to salon.
03:28Then John will bring you to meet up with us at the restaurant.
03:40Kyle?
03:41I'm very surprised.
03:43Why?
03:44Well, you know.
03:47I've heard some rumors that you're a racist.
03:53Mr. Kirby.
03:55I hope you didn't believe any of that nonsense.
03:58Especially since Pam and I have been together for so long.
04:11Let's have a toast.
04:14For a new beginning, so to speak.
04:19Honey?
04:21Yeah.
04:37What's this?
04:42Pamela Louise Jenkinson.
04:45Will you marry me?
04:48Yes, of course I will.
05:01Bravo!
05:05What a performance.
05:07You should win an Oscar.
05:09Not a contract.
05:11Sir, what are you talking about?
05:14Did you think this cheap farce would work?
05:16How much did you pay her?
05:17Oh, sir.
05:18I really don't know what you're talking about.
05:20Mr. Kirby.
05:22When is his birthday?
05:25I don't...
05:26Shut up!
05:27When is it?
05:29Um...
05:30What does he do for a living?
05:32He's, uh...
05:34Do you even know his name?
05:38Mr. Brighton.
05:45Mr. Brighton.
05:46Mr. Kirby.
05:48Thank you for entertaining me.
05:51I'm sure my colleagues will be amused by this story.
05:56Goodbye.
06:04Would it kill you to be truly happy?
06:08What can I ask a person who lives in a dump?
06:12You know what?
06:13Screw you!
06:14Screw you!
06:15No, you!
06:16Trump!
06:17You racist!
06:18Stop it!
06:22Okay, I'm sorry.
06:24Just a stupid idea from the very beginning.
06:29Get yourself whatever you want.
06:32Wait.
06:34What?
06:36I can still be useful for you.
06:39How?
06:44Let's enter it.
06:46What for?
06:47You need to save your career,
06:49you can take pictures of us having fun,
06:51post them on social media,
06:52and maybe someone will think you're not a complete racist.
07:01Maybe you're not as stupid as I thought.
07:05That actually makes sense.
07:07How do you eat this?
07:10But I don't know how to...
07:12Choose food you like?
07:14No, to dance.
07:17Anybody can do it.
07:18It's like riding a bike.
07:19I don't know how to do that either.
07:21Okay, well, one thing at a time.
07:24Let's go.
07:28Alright.
08:22I've never won anything in my entire life.
08:33Did you get any good photos?
08:35Yeah, they're all good.
08:38I can send them to you.
08:40Are you kidding me?
08:43Oh, sorry.
08:47I'm such an idiot.
08:48Well, you've come a long way since the beginning of the night.
08:52Where did you learn to move like that?
08:57My mom was a good dancer.
08:59Oh, and where is she now?
09:02She's dead.
09:05Don't even try to pity me, it makes me sick.
09:10Oh, just that you are an amazing person,
09:14and I don't understand how you're down on your luck.
09:19It can happen to anyone,
09:22but today I'm feeling really good.
09:30And you are not lying?
10:01Just move out of the way.
10:06What are you doing?
10:12I told you that I'm not a call girl.
10:15I didn't think you were.
10:17Oh, really? Then what's this?
10:20Pen.
10:22I've got dignity.
10:24And even though you found me on the streets,
10:26it doesn't mean that I'm just going to be here
10:28and be part of...
10:30Pen.
10:31What?
10:32It's money for cleaning, lady.
10:37I didn't post those pictures.
10:40I just wanted to tell you that.
10:41Why?
10:43Because it doesn't matter anymore.
10:50You've taught me a lot just in one day,
10:53and I don't care what people think.
10:56It just made up my mind.
10:59What's that?
11:01That I want to keep learning how to live this life with you.
11:05You've already made me a better man,
11:08and I realized what an idiot I was
11:11as soon as I saw myself in your eyes.
11:16Please stay.
11:20Because I have two new bikes outside,
11:25and without your help,
11:26they'll just gather dust in the garage.
11:32And what if you fall out of love with me and break my heart?
11:39Then I will just...
11:42buy you a puppy.
11:55Really, please forgive me.
11:59I was so rude to you.
12:02Watch out!
12:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
12:10Wait, what's going on?
12:14It's not the first time it happened to me.
12:20Yep.
12:22You see?
12:24I get killed,
12:26and then I end up here.
12:31No way, no way.
12:34Watch out!
12:36Where the hell is my coffee?
12:37Here you go, sir.
12:38Your coffee and the bill.
12:55How many white people have you stolen from today?
13:00Excuse me?
13:02Can't you read?
13:04Coffee, six dollars, and for some reason,
13:07I paid seven.
13:09Let's be honest.
13:11It's because you hate people like me,
13:14or it's just your people can't stop themselves from stealing?
13:18Sir, you don't understand.
13:20You're talking to the wrong guy.
13:24We gave you freedom,
13:28and this, this is how you repay us?
13:32Sir, if you have read the bill,
13:34you'll notice that the tip is included.
13:38But here, I don't want it.
13:47Again, I lost nothing.
13:54Watch out!
13:57Yep, you got it right.
13:59I lost my life, but not for long.
14:05Here you go, sir.
14:06Your coffee and the bill.
14:07What the hell?
14:09Didn't it just happen?
14:11I'm sorry, sir.
14:12I don't understand.
14:16You do.
14:17Oh, you do understand.
14:19Tell me, what did you put into this coffee?
14:22What?
14:23Sir, you ordered an Americano with no sugar.
14:25I didn't add anything.
14:26Sip it.
14:27What?
14:28I want to have a proof that there's no drugs in it.
14:32Fine.
14:39Finished the drink, or was that enough?
14:41Enough!
14:42Who do you think I am?
14:43An idiot?
14:45You won't make a fool out of me.
14:49But you have to pay for it.
14:51You'll pay for it through your own pocket.
14:53I'm not giving you a damn.
14:55Watch out!
14:56Yep.
14:57Here you go, sir.
14:58Your coffee and the bill.
14:59I lost my life again.
15:05Again.
15:07Here you go, sir.
15:08No, no, no!
15:11Watch out!
15:12I told you to stop!
15:13And again.
15:14Here you go, sir.
15:15Your coffee and the bill.
15:19No, no, no!
15:22Watch out!
15:23Here you go, sir.
15:24Ouch.
15:25Your coffee and the bill.
15:27Uh, I don't remember such a thing.
15:31Here you go, sir.
15:32Your coffee and the bill.
15:35How the hell are you doing this?
15:37Is it some kind of black-skinned voodoo magic?
15:42Sir, I'm a Christian.
15:44Yeah, yeah, right.
15:47I'm never gonna get the answer right.
15:49Okay, I have 50 dollars.
15:5250 bucks for ending this whole charade or circus.
15:57Sir, I don't need your money, okay?
15:59Take it.
16:00Oh, you don't need my money?
16:02So what do you need?
16:04What do you need from me?
16:06An apology?
16:07Okay.
16:09I'm sorry.
16:11I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
16:15Or blah, blah, blah, and stuff like this.
16:17I'm sorry to you.
16:19Is it enough?
16:20Sir, you need to calm down.
16:23Listen, you don't understand.
16:25Look, this child is gonna cry right now.
16:28No, no, no, no, no!
16:32And see, this dude is gonna drop this.
16:39Now, now I'm gonna leave Vardy's dorm and I'm gonna get killed by a scooter.
16:47I'm gonna kill by a scooter!
16:50A man on a scooter.
16:51Okay, okay, sir.
16:53Listen, okay?
16:54We have kids in here all the time.
16:56And the waiter is just new.
16:59But yes, there are some crazy scooter riders out there.
17:02I will help you, okay?
17:04You have nothing to worry about.
17:06Come on, let's go.
17:08You okay?
17:10No, no!
17:17No, no.
17:20No, this is, this is not happening.
17:22I told you.
17:25How many more times are you gonna have to die to understand that?
17:28No, I don't believe it.
17:30This is not happening.
17:33Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
17:38Don't cry.
17:39We're gonna figure something out.
17:41We're gonna fix it.
17:43My life wouldn't be fixed if some damn white guy wouldn't show up all the time.
17:51What?
17:55My life was fine, okay?
17:56I was doing fine at school until some white guy started to bully me.
18:01And then, because of another white guy, the landlord, I've lost my home.
18:07Because I was late with the rent.
18:09Okay.
18:11Cheer up.
18:12You're gonna save some money.
18:14Really?
18:16Because I've been working here for a year and a half now.
18:20And I can't even afford our signature cheesecake.
18:23Because I'm barely making ends.
18:29It was worse than death.
18:31At least, the scooter rider knocked me down quickly.
18:35But the pain of watching her suffer never ended.
18:40I know.
18:50Voila.
18:52Are you trying to bribe me with a cheesecake?
18:54No, I'm trying to bribe you with every dessert they have on the menu.
18:58We have to eat something before we're gonna die again, right?
19:02And hopefully calories are not going to follow us.
19:09There was something in her eyes.
19:11And the way she laughed.
19:13Something as magical as anything else that happened that day.
19:17I didn't even notice how much time already passed.
19:20And I was still alive.
19:23Look, I think the curse is lifted.
19:25We're still alive.
19:28That's good, because my shift is about to be done, so I need to go.
19:35Wait, no, no, no.
19:37Maybe you better stay.
19:39And I'm gonna go first.
19:41But you said that the curse is lifted.
19:43Yes, but I don't want you to risk it.
19:47Let's test it on me.
19:49Okay.
19:58Oh, no, no, no, no.
20:04Here you go, sir.
20:05The coffee and the bowl.
20:15I am ready to pay.
20:20Keep the change.
20:22Sir, but...
20:23No buts.
20:24Buy yourself a cheesecake.
20:26Every morning.
20:27May your every day be just a little better for you.
20:36I'm sorry.
20:37I have to admit that I noticed you some time ago, but you always seem so gloomy.
20:42And I even thought that you were angry at me or something, but...
20:45Anyway, I was wrong.
20:47Can I buy you a coffee sometimes?
20:51Yeah, you're right.
20:54I am angry and gloomy.
20:56And trust me, I'm not the person you would like to have a coffee with.
21:03Oh, I'm sorry.
21:08Yeah, me too.
21:21Watch out!
21:23Dude, what the hell?
21:27Wait.
21:28Did you stop?
21:30Was I supposed to get out of your feet?
21:33That's what usually happens.
21:35Dude, if you don't get out of the way, I'll really knock you off.
21:39Sir.
21:41I can go back in there and ask the girl out.
21:44Dude, just do what you have to do.
21:46I can go back in there and ask the girl out.
21:49Dude, just do what you have to do.
21:51But get out of my way.
21:55Thank you, man.
21:59I still don't understand what happened that day.
22:02But I do understand that if you want to meet the love of your life,
22:07you need to have a kind and gentle heart.
22:11No.
22:13Son, I'm sorry, I'm overreacted.
22:16But you know, I'm a mom, I just...
22:18I can't find the wedding ring.
22:21Grandma's mother ring is gone?
22:23I don't know where it could have gone.
22:25I hid it in my things and...
22:27Son, did you look through Chris's things?
22:29What?
22:31What are you insinuating?
22:33The ring was in your room.
22:35And no one else came in there but you two.
22:37Just check.
22:39Please, just in case.
22:41Okay?
22:47I forgot my phone.
22:52Honey, why are you going through my underwear?
22:56I was looking for something.
22:58For what?
23:01A family ring that's been missing.
23:03And why would it be in my underwear?
23:10Oh, my God.
23:12You thought I...
23:14Son, I found the ring. It must have fallen...
23:18Oh, my God, sorry.
23:20Did I just ruin everything?
23:22No, you didn't.
23:24I'm sorry.
23:26Oh, my God, sorry.
23:28Did I just ruin the proposal?
23:30No, your son did.
23:32No, honestly, honey, I didn't do it because I thought that...
23:35You're just like your mom.
23:37Babe, let me explain, please.
23:43Babe, let me explain, please.
23:49Ma'am, may I take your coat?
23:50Yes, of course.
23:53No.
23:55I'm sorry, I just want to hang it for you.
23:57I'd rather not have my pockets emptied.
24:01I'm sorry, ma'am, but it's our policy to not allow outwear inside.
24:05This is a very expensive coat.
24:08I only give it to her, okay?
24:11As you wish, ma'am.
24:14The alteration is yours.
24:17Oh, thank you, then.
24:30Hey, babe.
24:32Hey.
24:38Why are you in such a bad mood?
24:40It's nothing. Just get me out of here.
24:43Oh, change of plans.
24:45Mom is coming here.
24:47What?
24:49Come on, I can finally introduce you.
24:52Okay.
24:53Let's go.
24:54At that moment, I realized who my boyfriend's mother was.
24:58This was the woman who would destroy my love story.
25:04Mom, this is Chris.
25:08My God, what a beauty.
25:10You've done well, son.
25:12What? Are you kidding me?
25:15What's going on?
25:16Sweetie, did I do something to offend you?
25:18Yes, a couple of minutes ago you wouldn't let me to hang your coat in the closet.
25:22Oh, well, of course, dear. How could I let my son's girlfriend do that?
25:27Chris, please calm down.
25:28Well, she's just finished work and must be tired.
25:31And dealing with people is really exhausting.
25:34Yeah, maybe you're right.
25:37Excuse me for a minute.
25:43And I drove three hours for this?
25:45No.
25:48For this.
25:52Grandma's wedding ring?
25:53Yes.
25:54I'm going to propose to Chris tomorrow night.
25:58She's the one.
25:59Ben, I see you're feeling a little exotic.
26:01I understand.
26:02Young man, your blood is boiling.
26:04I like licorice too, but I'm not marrying it.
26:06Why the rush?
26:07No.
26:09Mom, I've made up my mind.
26:11Mom, I've made up my mind.
26:15I'm proposing, we're getting married and then we are off to Mallorca.
26:20Oh.
26:21Chris and I have been dreaming about this for a really long time now.
26:27Well, I'll just stay with you until tomorrow night then.
26:33That's great. I can call Chris' parents.
26:36Take your time, honey.
26:37Okay.
26:42Good morning.
26:54Good morning.
26:55It'll be better after I get some coffee.
26:58Make it with milk.
27:01Do I look like a waitress?
27:04Well...
27:06Okay, listen, white lady.
27:08You're not in a restaurant here.
27:09Yes, I am. I'm a guest.
27:13Hey.
27:23I was going to say good morning, but I see it's not the case anymore.
27:27What's going on?
27:28I'm begging for a cup of coffee here.
27:31Okay, so what's the problem?
27:33You have the same coffee machine at home. I'll just make it.
27:40I'm going for a run.
27:41If she's gonna stay here, I'm gonna run a marathon.
27:48Chris could've made you a breakfast instead of jogging.
27:59Mom, please stop. You know I can see what you're doing, right?
28:02Are you talking back to your mother? This girl has changed you a lot.
28:05Yes, she has. For the better.
28:10Ah.
28:14Look.
28:16Mom.
28:17I think you should go.
28:19But I won't get to see the proposal.
28:23Really?
28:24What am I waiting for?
28:25I'm gonna do it as soon as Chris gets back.
28:35Sam.
28:37I'm gonna go now.
28:39Bye.
28:42Where are you going, sister?
28:45I take it we're family now.
28:47Come on.
28:49Let's talk.
28:53Mom is here!
28:54Miss Huston.
28:56Miss Huston!
28:58We had a deal, sir.
29:01Okay.
29:03Mom.
29:04What?
29:05Relax, sweetie.
29:06So where's my little girl?
29:09Mom.
29:10Mom, stay calm.
29:13Mother of God.
29:14Did you propose to her before I got here?
29:17Is he always this fast?
29:20No, Mom.
29:21He didn't propose to me because he thought I stole the ring.
29:33Oh, no.
29:34Ben wouldn't do that.
29:37I think
29:38it was this
29:40old lady's idea.
29:42Excuse me, I'll tell you.
29:43Am I right?
29:46How did she know?
29:48It runs in the family.
29:50Now come over here with your ring.
29:51No, no, no.
29:53No.
29:54Mom.
29:55Why?
29:56Don't even think about it, Ben.
29:57It's our family heirloom.
29:58Lady!
30:00This is all Cartier.
30:03Who are you trying to impress?
30:06I'm not going to sit here and watch my son propose to her.
30:09I know.
30:11That's why we're not inviting you to the wedding.
30:15Now come on, Ben.
30:16Make Mama happy with a proposal.
30:20Mom, I don't want a deep proposal.
30:24Listen to me, young lady.
30:28I ordered your dress yesterday.
30:30And
30:31Aunt Regina and I
30:32arranged
30:33a very
30:34pricey
30:35reception.
30:37This wedding
30:38is gonna happen.
30:40No, no, no.
30:41Your daughter
30:42is not good match for my son.
30:45He needs a bride
30:46with the same background.
30:47My baby Chris
30:49left the family business
30:51because of your little white boy.
30:53So you better shut your mouth
30:55unless you're gonna put some food in it
30:57with your skinny ass.
30:58Oh, yes.
30:59Do you understand?
31:00Yes, I understand.
31:03I've dreamed about the proposal.
31:07And that you would love it.
31:09I wanted you to realize
31:10how much you mean to me, Chris.
31:13You know, Ben,
31:15I dreamt about the best wedding.
31:19And I even wrote my words.
31:21But now
31:22I even feel sick
31:23thinking about the wedding dress.
31:26Chris, you know,
31:29I guess I'm just a douchebag
31:31who listens more to his mother
31:33than to his heart.
31:43Is that right for you?
31:52Ben?
31:55These are the tickets
31:56to Mallorca?
31:57To Mallorca?
32:00Oh.
32:02I know how much you wanted to go there
32:04for our honeymoon.
32:11Well,
32:13maybe they have ruined
32:15the proposal I had planned
32:17and turned
32:18our dream wedding
32:20into a nightmare.
32:22But
32:24let's just not let them ruin our honeymoon.
32:28I mean,
32:29why couldn't I propose in a plane, right?
32:31I would love to get a proposal on the beach
32:34in Mallorca.