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00:00What did you say to me when I went and gave me a nap?

00:07I didn't know what to do, but I didn't understand anything.

00:11What happened?

00:13What happened to me?

00:15What happened to me?

00:17I said to myself that I had to pay for my money,

00:21I didn't want to pay for my money.

00:24What happened to me?

00:27What happened to me?

00:29That's my brother.

00:31What happened to me?

00:32What happened to me?

00:35What happened to you?

00:37You didn't see my money,

00:39you told me about my money.

00:41The money you had to pay for your money.

00:43Well, I'm not sure what happened.

00:45I'm not sure what happened to you.

00:47Your money isn't going to pay for your money.

00:49I think I didn't know who to pay for my money.

00:53But, you don't know what to pay for me.

00:55I'm not sure if you're paying for my money.

00:57foreign

01:27What does it mean?

01:29You can help the fish out there, and you've got some fruit.

01:32It's hot, brother.

01:33You are hot, brother.

01:34You're hot, brother.

01:35How much is it?

01:36It's hot, brother.

01:37You're aligning with your skin.

01:39It's hot, but I'm here.

01:41It's hot.

01:42I'm gonna die with my skin.

01:45Yes, sir.

01:46Come on, brother.

01:47Shakil.

01:48Come on, brother.

01:49Come on, brother.

01:50Come on, brother.

01:52Come on, brother.

01:52Come on.

01:53Come on, brother.

01:54Come on, brother.

01:56My brother looks like I'm here.

01:58Oh, Bismillah.

02:00Bismillah.

02:02Waalikum.

02:04Oh, okay.

02:06Mashallah.

02:08Oh, mahti ayya ji, mahti ayya.

02:10Oh.

02:12Oh, my God.

02:14Oh, my God.

02:16Shukar Allah, Shukar Allah.

02:18Narmali.

02:20Narmali.

02:22Ayy, ayy.

02:24I'm here.

02:26Wow.

02:28Prati without being woke.

02:30I'm in the hospital, so I'm busy.

02:32I'm here.

02:34Ah, whore.

02:36Oh, my God.

02:38Oh, my God.

02:40Oh, yes.

02:42I'm here.

02:44I'm here.

02:46Oh, my God.

02:48I'm here.

02:50...and the kids are small.

02:53I mean, it's my right hand.

02:55I mean, the middle of the hand...

02:59...a... How many days did he come?

03:01Oh, it's alright.

03:03Where he came from, he came from.

03:05He came from a man?

03:07But he came from a man that didn't come from.

03:09Yeah, he came from a man.

03:11He said, didn't you give a man?

03:13He came from a man, he came from a man.

03:15Do you give me a gift or not?

03:16I don't give a gift.

03:18No, I give a gift.

03:20I gave a gift, I gave a gift.

03:22Oh, I gave a gift, I gave a gift.

03:26MashaAllah.

03:28How much is it?

03:29No, no.

03:31It was a gift.

03:32It was a gift.

03:34Then it was a gift.

03:36I kept it in the back.

03:38And I said, hey.

03:40Come on.

03:41I ate everything.

03:42It was a gift.

03:44It was a gift.

03:46Yes, it was a gift.

03:48If you look at the gift of the gifts,

03:51it's a gift.

03:52If you look at the gift of the gift,

03:54you don't need to see a gift.

03:56I mean, if you go through the gift,

03:58the gift is a gift.

03:59Yes, it's a gift.

04:00Yes, it's a gift.

04:01Yes, it's a gift.

04:04I said, I'll have to experience it.

04:08You're right.

04:08This is a gift from all the guys.

04:10Oh, my God, this is a gift.

04:11Mashallah.

04:12Mashallah, it's a gift.

04:14Allah da karam, allah da karam, karam de pehre karam

04:17Pahiji ji hadhi key load seh yaas hadde li ta hai badi vadi khushkabri ya ke

04:21Malang ne tenu enni raunak dhiti ya

04:23Praha minnuh te badi khushi yae

04:25Teh kraha, abhi ya praha, allah ne tera sallah baad mene praha pohtli ta yaadhi yaa

04:30Krah

04:40Dehko zep pali pocket ahead of ya

04:42Badi chalau, baakiyo

04:46Idhar thale deh kujh

04:48Oh shapar jade chalau anthada haiyo

04:50Paji or chitini baakiy ladhu dekhi

04:58Ki raaj dhaba ka maun de liya hai?

05:00Nain, nain

05:01Tiyaagi

05:02Ki eeke ladhu

05:04Haa eeke ladhu

05:05Paa

05:06Ena ji asal chai

05:08Rati jilie mein thakhaar ke aake ka ar sotthana

05:11Teh daadha ji aaye khab ch

05:15Teh kehande vayi kinne ladhu dene hai?

05:20Mai kaya ji daadha ji

05:23Dho dho kilo dene hai

05:24Teh meri inni gal kaan di derci

05:28Daadha ji na jutti laali

05:30Khabji?

05:32Khabji?

05:32Khabji

05:33Khabji kehande shokha onde hai

05:35Tehre ko chare paise onde hai teh tikkaan ni day

05:38Kehande sadeh daor chana munda peidha ondha

05:41Daaste teh ek-eke ladhu dene hai

05:42Daaste khaberdar dousra ladhu dene hai

05:44Teh mei jinaab mei kaya honu izzet teh apani rakhani hai na

05:49Eee saadha ji de daadah ji ji di di

05:52Nahi ωm nih kya phar

05:53Tehrem karis daadha ji habitual naoe application

05:56Tero meri investigu

05:57Lekan wam nearfa Medha paa leya

05:58Khabji ke frustrated

05:59Dabba do kilo urla ladhu ek

06:00Am if michael dadha ji dhamunay ji giyegi sadi bise get you

06:04Vaha maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa بhai

06:06Sahi tata daadhe da pirokaar nikli hapa

06:08Sahi tata da pereo kaar nikli ha...

06:08找 foi sa yoda rakhizta ani

06:10Munnda quiddha ładho aaa ae-eah

06:11I am a lemon that I can know why I see here color do like I guess you go palimundada no way

06:22I am a moon data news it are they all do like I know they are the way but okay no

06:29Oh

06:59We told you, so you were thinking about it

07:03you know that you grew up with a lot of people

07:06and you know that you were thinking about it

07:08so how did you think of it?

07:10No, I think it was so much fun

07:13but only for you to also make a taparajan

07:18Like a taparajan

07:20So you could have a taparajan

07:23but you took it off

07:25Your mouth was webinars

07:27My mouth was so dirty

07:29Hey!

07:32No, no, no.

07:34Isn't it a type of that?

07:35Let's come in?

07:36Why don't we try it?

07:37Is it��?

07:38From this person?

07:39Is it a type of hay?

07:40Is it a type of hay?

07:41Are you a type of hay?

07:42Yes, yes.

07:43Is it a type of hay?

07:44Is it a type of hay?

07:46No, no.

07:47Is it a type of hay?

07:48It's not a type of hay.

07:49It's a type of hay.

07:51It's a type of hay.

07:52You say the taste of hay?

07:53Is it something you know?

07:54Well, no.

07:55You say it has good hay.

07:56How do you know?

07:56Why do you think so?

07:57It's okay.

07:58Yes.

07:58What's your name?

08:01It's a little little little little.

08:04There's a little little little little little little.

08:07You're like a kid?

08:09And you're like, oh, that's not a jazz.

08:13No.

08:15Come on.

08:16Oh, you're a good one.

08:19When you're a kid, you're a kid.

08:22You're a kid.

08:24You're a kid.

08:26I was given a couple of 2-2 kg of meat mixed in a bag.

08:36It's a band.

08:38It's a jazz song.

08:40I was given a band.

08:42I was given a couple of 2-2 kg of meat mixed in a bag.

08:47But my dad gave me a lot.

08:52You're dead.

08:55I've been dead.

08:59I've been dead.

09:00You're dead.

09:01You're dead.

09:02I'm dead.

09:04How did you die?

09:05If you'd be dead, you wouldn't have guns.

09:08That's why you're dead.

09:11You're dead.

09:13I'm dead.

09:15I'm dead.

09:16I thought there would be just one.

09:21You didn't give a kiss for people.

09:25They made a kiss for a kiss for a two-way.

09:30You don't get a kiss for a kiss for a kiss.

09:32See, I told you that you will take the kiss home

09:36and you will know the kiss of two daughters.

09:39Good, good.

09:39If you can take two daughters,

09:42you have to lift all everything.

09:46How old is that?

09:47You're old.

09:49You're a child.

09:5012 years later.

09:52Some person is a child.

09:53You have to get away.

09:55Your family was a child?

09:56Yeah.

09:57I'm not your dad.

09:59You're a child?

10:01Yes.

10:01My father is very old.

10:04Well, she's my husband now.

10:05Maybe she gets away on the other day.

10:08She's sitting down here.

10:09You're sitting.

10:11She's sitting down here.

10:12Let me give you some money and take your money.

10:17You are so proud to have your son.

10:20You are so proud to have your son.

10:23You are a big son.

10:27It is a great son.

10:29But when you die, you die.

10:33You have to keep your brother's face.

10:36If you have to keep your brother's face, you have to keep your brother's face.

10:39You have to take a photo.

10:41I will be happy about that day.

10:43After 5-6 days, I will be happy with my family.

10:47If you have a very young child, then you will be able to know how to get a young child.

10:56If you have come to the Lord, I will have to know you,

11:01and if you have come to the Lord, then you will be able to know who will come.

11:05If you have come to the Lord, I will be able to get one thing.

11:10Oh no, my brother, what are you doing?

11:13Yes, my brother, I'm not going to go.

11:17I'm not going to die, but I'm not going to die.

11:19I'm going to die and I'll have to tell you.

11:23I don't know if I'm going to die and tell you,

11:26I'm not going to die.

11:27It's like, I'm going to die with the whole family.

11:35It's like the face is too big,

11:38but it's a big deal with the notes.

11:42I mean, I don't want to hold the notes.

11:44I will not hold the hand.

11:46I don't want to hold back the sticks.

11:50I'm going to hold the notes.

11:53I don't know, I don't want to hold the notes.

11:56I don't want to hold my hand.

12:00I say the truth is that you need to take the tracola to make a piece of paper.

12:03You can't see the PRC.

12:11I said, this is my husband.

12:13I want to be happy to have a good news.

12:18Why?

12:19I said, this is all about this.

12:22I said, this is all about this.

12:24I'm not going to take a picture.

12:25I'm going to take a picture of my husband.

12:29My husband.

12:32How does that make a baby?

12:34That's why we're asking for a big problem.

12:37How did you get it done?

12:39Yeah, you were going through the last 3 and 3.

12:44I'm here to tell you that.

12:47You're like, and you're like,

12:50and I have to walk a baby and take a baby.

12:52Did you get up your baby?

12:54I was thinking,

12:56I was thinking about this one.

12:58?

13:06?

13:09?

13:12?

13:15?

13:22?

13:24?

13:25?

13:26?

13:28why daddia said that I did this

13:30He said yes

13:31He said yes

13:33He said yes

13:36He said he is a dumb man

13:38He said you don't have a good job

13:40He said yes but you meet with your daddia

13:50If you listen to your daddia

13:53you don't have a good job

13:54So you will stay

13:55I was so proud to have a good idea.

13:57He was smart.

13:59He was smart and he was smart.

14:01I am smart.

14:03He is smart.

14:05He is smart.

14:07He was smart.

14:09He was smart.

14:11He was smart.

14:13He was smart.

14:15I was smart.

14:17It's the same thing.

14:19I've got 5-5,000 rupees and I didn't have to do it.

14:25That's why my dad didn't come.

14:27That's the first time.

14:29You've got to die.

14:31You've got to die.

14:33You've got to pack it.

14:35No, you've got to do it.

14:37Your dad didn't have to do it.

14:39You've got to do it.

14:41You've got to do it.

14:43You've got to do it.

14:45You've got to do it.

14:47You've got to do it.

14:49You've got to kill someone.

14:51You've got to kill someone.

14:53You've got to be happy.

14:55You've got to get a pair of shoes.

14:57You've got to be in the hospital.

14:59That's the same.

15:01When you're a kid, you're a kid.

15:03I'm a kid.

15:05I'm a kid.

15:07I'm a kid.

15:09I'm a kid.

15:11Yes, he's a kid.

15:13You're a kid.

15:15You're a kid.

15:17Not sure you've got to go!

15:19I've got to kill someone.

15:21You get to kill someone.

15:23You're a kid.

15:25I came to kill someone.

15:27That's your kid, you loved him.

15:29Yes, you're a kid.

15:30Then...

15:32That's what...

15:34this one has five kilos

15:39and the second one is the kid's dancing

15:42in the city

15:46it was a very little girl

15:49don't like a pack

15:55can you give a $5,000

15:57put this thing

16:00No, no. I gave him a $5,000.

16:02I took a $5,000.

16:04I took a $5,000.

16:06I took a $5,000.

16:09I didn't even know how to make a $5,000.

16:13Oh, God.

16:14No, I didn't know how to buy a $5,000.

16:16I didn't mean to buy a $5,000.

16:18You'll buy some $5,000.

16:20You'll buy some $5,000.

16:21There's a $8,000.

16:23We got a $5,000.

16:26You have to buy some $7,000?

16:30He's not sold me.

16:32I put the $5,000.

16:34I left the $5,000.

16:36I took a $5,000.

16:38I got the $5,000.

16:40I took a $5,000.

16:42I took a $5,000.

16:44And I put a $5,000.

16:46I paid $2,000.

16:48I took $8,000.

16:50I took $0,000!

16:52Then I did $5,000.

16:54What is that?

16:56I don't know if you have 3-4 water.

17:01If you have a road, you will get out of the road.

17:03I saw my hands and went to the road.

17:06I went to the road and went to the road.

17:09Then I came to the doctor.

17:11What do you mean?

17:12He told me that he was going to get out of the road.

17:16He was going to get out of the road.

17:18He was going to get out of the road.

17:20I think he was going to get out of the road.

17:25What do you mean?

17:27God bless you, the Lord.

17:29Yes, I am.

17:30You are going to get out of the road.

17:32There are so many of you.

17:35When you get out of the road, you are going to get out of the road.

17:39Do not go to the road.

17:41I am going to get out of the road.

17:43Let's first sing in your hands and then your hands.

17:46Did you get your advice?

17:47I'll give you a good answer!

17:50There has been a gap between them.

17:52That's right.

17:53Go and look at your dad's face.

17:56I'll give you a good answer.

17:58That's your advice.

18:01I'll give you a good answer.

18:03No, I'll give you a good answer.

18:05I'll give you a good answer.

18:07Which one?

18:0815.

18:08I'll give you a good answer.

18:10If you give for the answer,

18:11you won't have a good answer.

18:12If you give for the answer,

18:13you'll kill them.

18:14You'd have to give the cover of your hands.

18:16The other one I'm going to give the cover of your hands.

18:18I'll give you some of your hands.

18:20You've got to come and give it.

18:23Well, I'm here to come.

18:25I'll give him a little bit.

18:26You're going to give me a little piece of your hands.

18:30How is that?

18:31I'll give you some clothes.

18:33That's how it'll be.

18:34Oh, you've got to take me.

18:36I'll take a little piece of the hands.

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