Taming Mr. Irresistible Full Movie
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Lessons in Loving a Legend
HO.WT.OTA.ME.AS.IL.VE.RF.OX Full Movie
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Lessons in Loving a Legend
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:17Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:26Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What? Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08You know that favor you owe me? I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:20What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else he can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins? Fedson, his best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering. Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.
00:02:34I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:41He's buffering.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:49Your arm is...
00:02:53wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:03:17There's no rain up there.
00:03:20Right, sorry.
00:03:25So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:28I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not making up some guy's daughter.
00:03:38Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:42I don't do small talk.
00:03:46Okay, then.
00:03:51Wait, wait, wait, stop. I need to pick something up.
00:03:54No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:03:56I am 22 years old.
00:03:57Exactly.
00:03:58I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:00I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:02I am 22 years old.
00:04:03Exactly.
00:04:04I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me, and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:21If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:37I'll be quick.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:06I'll be quick.
00:05:30When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out. That was a yawn.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback?
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks.
00:06:20But he doesn't live here, and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now. He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris. No, please.
00:06:30Chris.
00:06:34This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:45You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:51I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and...
00:06:56I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:00Have your kickback. Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No one.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you? Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:26This is your ex, Brian. Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:30You guys were spying on me?
00:07:32Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:35That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:37It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:40Your choice.
00:07:49You are not living here.
00:07:51I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:53I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:54Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:58You better not show your face in there.
00:08:00I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:10God damn it.
00:08:12I promised Mark.
00:08:25Whoa.
00:08:27Who's this buff grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:39Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. Couldn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:17Yourselves?
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle in the cabin makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper. Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I don't like talking.
00:09:48Oh, I know your type, daddy.
00:09:50Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:54Talk or no talk?
00:09:56You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:00For that nobody Harper?
00:10:03Sorry, ladies.
00:10:04I don't like my women.
00:10:06Desperate.
00:10:10Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:38Oh, Harper! Hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, of course you can. You're like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks. You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:04I have to pee. Wait for me?
00:11:06Uh, yeah, of course. I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:18What dirt can I find?
00:11:28Oh, this is gold!
00:11:32Gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:03What?
00:12:14The hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody! Hello!
00:12:25You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:33...a few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No! He's gonna give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:17You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:37Let's cool her down.
00:13:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:14:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:29You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:36Come to her party.
00:14:38Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:42It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53Chris, that's enough.
00:14:55Let her go.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:59Okay, one last...
00:15:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:23Harper, literally, just girl.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:55She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:06You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:11You won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina's fault.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business doesn't...
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:49I told you...
00:16:51to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that bust against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:16You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:25Ugh.
00:17:35Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:41You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:56God.
00:18:03What?
00:18:10What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20It cannot be happening. He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:31You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't want to... I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:42Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:59What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:07I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:18What the...
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:22Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:34There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of myself.
00:19:49Rule number two.
00:19:51No talking back.
00:19:53I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:02Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:18Rule number four.
00:20:25So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:31My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:34Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:53Ah!
00:21:14How's my daughter?
00:21:16Um, hot.
00:21:18What was that?
00:21:20She's hot-headed.
00:21:22Why would I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:30Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:34Good. You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:45You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:52Okay.
00:21:54Give me some time.
00:21:56Stop my driving.
00:21:58Back on my head.
00:22:02Give me a sign.
00:22:04It's a good day.
00:22:06Back on my head.
00:22:08Back on my head.
00:22:22You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:26Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:38Oh, excuse me.
00:22:40We're filming.
00:22:42Filming?
00:22:44Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:50Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:52I'm looking for Harper Weaves.
00:22:54It says her location is here.
00:22:56So step aside before I make you.
00:22:58Nope.
00:23:00Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude we'd be looking for.
00:23:04Hey, wait!
00:23:05Harper!
00:23:13You look so sexy.
00:23:15Keep going.
00:23:16Harper?
00:23:24You shouldn't be here.
00:23:26You shouldn't be here.
00:23:28I tried to stop him.
00:23:31Hey!
00:23:32No, Harper, you shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:36It's for a class project.
00:23:38Give him his camera back, you prick.
00:23:40Class my ass.
00:23:42Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:44I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep, then the camera's next.
00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:52Not the camera.
00:23:54It costs a thousand dollars.
00:23:56You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:58That is enough!
00:24:03These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:05Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:07Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:09No one's going to see these.
00:24:11Deleting them.
00:24:13What?
00:24:14That is art.
00:24:16Give him his camera back, or I swear to God,
00:24:18I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:22See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:25I'm sorry, Harper.
00:24:27I'm sorry.
00:24:29I'm sorry.
00:24:30I'm sorry about that.
00:24:34Your choice.
00:24:39The camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:45You asshole!
00:24:47If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again,
00:24:49I will jam that camera so far down your throat,
00:24:52you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:01We're leaving.
00:25:03Now.
00:25:10So first you stalk me,
00:25:12and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:15I did it for your own good.
00:25:17You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:20You need me around for your safety,
00:25:22because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:25You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:27Like a piece of meat.
00:25:29My classmate?
00:25:31It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:36Jealous?
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:43You're cute, Harper.
00:25:45I'll give you that.
00:25:47And those things you do?
00:25:49They're cute, too.
00:25:51You know what's not cute?
00:25:54Me jealous.
00:25:56Me jealous.
00:25:58Now, you were right. I'm in some shady business.
00:26:01And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:04But you better not test me,
00:26:06or I'll break you.
00:26:10And more than one way, Harper.
00:26:16Well, guess what?
00:26:18You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit
00:26:23that you want me.
00:26:30What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:33There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:37Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:39You know what, Chris?
00:26:41You wanna be my bodyguard? Fine.
00:26:43But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if Dad keeps you around then.
00:26:49So,
00:26:50so,
00:26:52are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:00Oh my God, Maria, no! Ew!
00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:06He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:13But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:16Um, wait.
00:27:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:26We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:39Yeah, right. Jealous of me?
00:27:41I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:42He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy. Jealous over you.
00:27:52It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:02And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that,
00:28:07he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:11Here's to operation seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:30Sexy outfit? Check.
00:28:32Popcorn? Check.
00:28:34A notebook. The only movie that can make a guy cry? Check.
00:28:41Check.
00:28:50What do you want?
00:28:52You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:54Um, popcorn?
00:28:56Harper, you idiot. Seduce him.
00:29:00I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:05But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:11I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:14Your pulse is racing.
00:29:16What's going on?
00:29:19Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:22No, I just...
00:29:25I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:28But it's...
00:29:39Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:47What about your date?
00:30:09How are you not crying? This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:13Because it's not real.
00:30:15This is ridiculous.
00:30:17No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:22It's true love.
00:30:24There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:27Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:30Or...
00:30:32Maybe...
00:30:34Maybe...
00:30:37You're just a soulless A.I. bot.
00:30:41And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:50What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:56What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:00Now, come on.
00:31:02Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:09Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin her.
00:31:13Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:16As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:26You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:28And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:30You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:41I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:56Not anymore.
00:31:58And even when you were in trouble, I never loved you.
00:32:07Just...
00:32:09Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:11I'm sorry. I love you.
00:32:14It's just the last thing I can do.
00:32:16I love you.
00:32:24You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:27Not be seduced by him.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:38You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:43So I'll wait.
00:32:45You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:48Not tonight.
00:32:50Busy.
00:32:51Busy?
00:32:53Never for me, you're not.
00:32:56When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:59Are you with another woman?
00:33:01Woman? No.
00:33:05Not a woman.
00:33:08Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:15Not this guy.
00:33:17Who is my number?
00:33:26Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:30Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:45She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:47Dead.
00:33:50Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:03Today?
00:34:08I'm coming for you.
00:34:10I'm coming for you.
00:34:11Damn it, Harper.
00:34:41I'm coming for you.
00:34:58You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:04Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:07Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:09I suck with my dad's best friend.
00:35:11I'm his business partner.
00:35:13I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:15No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:23So, so we didn't?
00:35:26No.
00:35:28Because you're still alive.
00:35:30Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:33One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:36You don't know that.
00:35:39Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah?
00:35:42Explain that.
00:35:45That's Morning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:03Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:11What's wrong?
00:36:13Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:15I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:21With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:42Well, this will do.
00:36:54So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:00Struggling much?
00:37:30I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:45I had no other choice.
00:37:47I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:51Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:53You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:56That's not...
00:38:01No underwear?
00:38:09That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:13What are you going to do?
00:38:16Punish you.
00:38:22No.
00:38:30I don't want to.
00:38:34You don't know me.
00:38:40I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:47I'd say do your worst.
00:38:49I'd say do your worst.
00:39:01I'm sorry.
00:39:04I can't let this happen.
00:39:06What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:11You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:16But... but what about...
00:39:18There's no buts.
00:39:21I can't let this happen again.
00:39:31Oh!
00:39:33Cut block!
00:39:39You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:46You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:50That was part of the plan!
00:39:52I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:55Was it...
00:39:57Big?
00:39:58Big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:07It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:11Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:22Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:24Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:32What if he is coming?
00:40:34Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:39Stop messing with that.
00:40:41You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:44You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:40:47How else are you going to woo your man?
00:40:49He's not my man.
00:40:54I'm sorry.
00:40:56I'm sorry.
00:40:58I'm sorry.
00:41:00I'm sorry.
00:41:02I'm sorry.
00:41:04I'm sorry.
00:41:06I'm sorry.
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:11Ew, leave Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:15You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps? Huh?
00:41:23What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:33Harper, are you sure?
00:41:35It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:39Okay.
00:41:53Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:03I want to get back together.
00:42:05You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:23What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:26Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:32Get off of me!
00:42:33No, let me see, then.
00:42:35Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:37Show me. Show me!
00:42:39Go with me!
00:42:41There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:43I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:47I don't have time for this.
00:42:49You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:51That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:54Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:57Me?
00:42:59We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:00Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:02It's not a threat.
00:43:04It's a fact.
00:43:10You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:12But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:14I'm going to come after your bitch
00:43:16that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:23Help me! Help!
00:43:25Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?
00:43:27Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:28Good girl.
00:43:31You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:33I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:35That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:38And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom
00:43:41and you just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:45Are you okay?
00:43:49Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:51She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:53Stop it!
00:43:55You're going to kill him.
00:43:57Good.
00:43:59He's not worth it.
00:44:01Let's go.
00:44:04If you contact her,
00:44:06if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:08I'll finish the job.
00:44:10I promise.
00:44:12Let's go.
00:44:14I'm sorry.
00:44:16I'm sorry.
00:44:18I'm sorry.
00:44:20I'm sorry.
00:44:22I'm sorry.
00:44:40Fuck.
00:44:43Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:46Should we call 911?
00:44:48Seriously, Harper?
00:44:50He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:52I handled myself just fine.
00:44:54And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:13You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:20So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:25Let's see who you are.
00:45:35Do we have to do this?
00:45:37What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:39It doesn't matter.
00:45:41It's just a game.
00:45:43It's a game.
00:45:45It's a game.
00:45:47It's a game.
00:45:49Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:53Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:55So yes,
00:45:57we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:12I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:16Breathe.
00:46:19Let's do this.
00:46:47Right here.
00:46:49Don't focus on the water.
00:46:51Just look at me.
00:46:57It's not hard to do.
00:47:11It's okay, it's okay.
00:47:13I got you.
00:47:15It's okay.
00:47:20You're fine.
00:47:22You're fine, Harper.
00:47:29Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:34How are you feeling?
00:47:42Fine.
00:47:44Just insanely distracted.
00:47:47Ready for the next one?
00:47:49Next step?
00:47:56I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:03I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:06What?
00:48:09Oh my God.
00:48:11Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:16You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:24I want you to get used to being under water.
00:48:49Harper!
00:48:50Harper!
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:58What happened?
00:48:59What happened?
00:49:00You blacked out.
00:49:01You're okay.
00:49:03You're okay.
00:49:04I'm sorry.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:10You did amazing.
00:49:13You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14I can't do this.
00:49:19It's okay.
00:49:21We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:23Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:29Don't think about him.
00:49:30If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:39I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:42Just say you don't want me.
00:49:50No.
00:49:53Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:57I want you.
00:50:00And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:08Do you really like me?
00:50:19What the hell?
00:50:20What are you doing?
00:50:21We need to talk about this first.
00:50:22Inside.
00:50:23With our minds.
00:50:24Not our crosses.
00:50:25Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:26I'm not a tease.
00:50:27I just care about you.
00:50:30So you are a grandpa.
00:50:32Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:37Come on.
00:50:38Let's go inside.
00:50:39No.
00:50:40I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:45I'm going to shower.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:57Harper.
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:08So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:11Running a daycare.
00:51:13Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:19I'm Elena Kaufman.
00:51:20The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:23I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:27And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:29He might be sexy.
00:51:31But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:34Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger.
00:51:36Like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:40Oh, honey.
00:51:41I go where I want.
00:51:43Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friends.
00:51:46Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friends.
00:51:50You've been tracking him?
00:51:52What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:54The same kind he is.
00:51:56Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:05Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10I'm surprised.
00:52:11I'm surprised.
00:52:14Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:17Just all around...
00:52:20Not intense enough for him.
00:52:22Not intense enough?
00:52:25Yeah, well...
00:52:27Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:31Oh, please. Don't make me laugh.
00:52:34I mean, look at you.
00:52:35You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:42Don't call me that.
00:52:46You wanna know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:50He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:52Handcuff you, so you can't run.
00:52:55Choke you out.
00:52:56None of that kissing, pillow talk.
00:53:00Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:05He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:07He actually lives here with me.
00:53:11You little skank.
00:53:21Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:27Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:34Help!
00:53:44Harper! Harper!
00:53:49Smile for T.M.D., loser!
00:53:51Please don't!
00:53:53Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:56That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:34Harper!
00:54:39Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:51Harper! Harper!
00:54:54Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
00:54:55It's okay, I got you.
00:54:56You're safe.
00:54:57You're safe.
00:54:58I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:00I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:02You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:03Just breathe.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:06It's okay.
00:55:08Way to downgrade Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:13It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:17Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:20She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:27You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:32She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:39Joke me, Carter.
00:55:42I miss how rough you get on baby.
00:55:47I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:53How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:02I...
00:56:08What are you doing?
00:56:10Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad
00:56:13asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:16and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:21You're going to tell dear old dad
00:56:23that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:28You got that?
00:56:29Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:34Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:39Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:41Please, don't. I'll...
00:56:43I'll do anything. Please.
00:56:45What are you doing?
00:56:47Ah!
00:56:58Chris, no!
00:57:00Wait! Wait!
00:57:17I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:21She will not bother you again.
00:57:24I swear.
00:57:26Don't worry about it.
00:57:30I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:37I never dated her.
00:57:39We weren't a thing.
00:57:41I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:47Not a brand of her.
00:57:55Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:02She said that...
00:58:07that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:12Satisfy you.
00:58:14In bed.
00:58:20That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:24you'd never be into me.
00:58:31I'm sorry.
00:58:34I'm sorry.
00:58:37I'm sorry.
00:58:39I'm sorry.
00:58:41Is that true?
00:58:45That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:49But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:52I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:59When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:02I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:34What?
00:59:48What the hell am I doing?
00:59:50Why'd you stop again?
00:59:53You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:55Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:57I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:02It isn't about Mark.
01:00:04It's about you and me.
01:00:05So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:11I'm too dangerous.
01:00:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and...
01:00:19I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:22It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:24There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:27Yeah.
01:00:29It's cause you're a coward.
01:00:32Don't be mad at me.
01:00:33Just admit it.
01:00:34You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:38It's not...
01:00:39Don't!
01:00:40You're a psycho.
01:00:49I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:59Morning.
01:01:01Bagel?
01:01:02I'm not hungry.
01:01:06You need to eat.
01:01:15No.
01:01:17What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:27Are we even now?
01:01:30You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:34What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:36I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:38You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:52Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:56Featuring the work of students.
01:01:58Harper Reeves.
01:02:01I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05Promise.
01:02:13Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:15Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:20Nope.
01:02:22And he's never going to.
01:02:23Huh?
01:02:24I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:27Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:30Oh, hey!
01:02:32Hey!
01:02:33Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:39And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:41Stop moping.
01:02:43Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:45Okay?
01:02:48Okay.
01:02:57Wow.
01:02:58How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:00Like a million hours?
01:03:02Who the fuck cares?
01:03:04We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:10Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:28Whoops.
01:03:35I think I hear them coming.
01:03:37Let's go.
01:03:39One last touch.
01:03:48Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:03:55Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:03:58Huh?
01:03:59What?
01:04:01No, no, no, no.
01:04:03My final project.
01:04:05How am I going to graduate?
01:04:07Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:13Harper!
01:04:16Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:19What?
01:04:20What?
01:04:21Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:24Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:26Shh.
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:31Shh.
01:04:32Don't say that.
01:04:34It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:43Did you do this?
01:04:46Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:53You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:55Guess what?
01:04:56You have no proof.
01:04:59Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:02That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:05Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:09Professor, I can explain.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:15Is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:20We have to fail Harper.
01:05:22It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:25Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:29In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:34Who would buy this crap?
01:05:36I would.
01:05:42Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:45I would.
01:05:48It's you.
01:05:49You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:53Christina, don't be rude.
01:05:55Don't you know who this is?
01:05:57Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:00There's no way.
01:06:02That's okay, Professor.
01:06:03I'm not going to buy this piece of crap.
01:06:07How much for this painting?
01:06:08Oh, no, you really don't...
01:06:09Our starting price is $18,000.
01:06:15Done.
01:06:18Wait, $1,800?
01:06:20Do you even study at this school or not?
01:06:23We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:26You're telling me to buy this piece of crap?
01:06:29You're telling me to buy this piece of crap?
01:06:31You're telling me to buy this piece of crap?
01:06:33We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:36You're telling me this gun-pulling,
01:06:39whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa
01:06:41just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:48Here's two mil.
01:06:49What?
01:06:50Take the rest and buy art supplies,
01:06:52whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:55Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:58Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:00Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:04Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:11Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:15My father still runs this university.
01:07:18Money runs this university,
01:07:20and I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:23who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:28You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:30Professor, you can't.
01:07:32Please.
01:07:33Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:36No, wait, Professor.
01:07:37Not so fast.
01:07:38What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:43Boo!
01:07:52I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:58Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day
01:08:02is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:07Those dresses, though.
01:08:09Wait, what? Huh?
01:08:22The dress!
01:08:24Versace, you asshole!
01:08:26You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:28What was it that you two said?
01:08:30Oh, right.
01:08:32Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:37The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:40You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go.
01:08:42Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:44They're the ones who did this. Arrest them!
01:08:46Let's go!
01:08:48Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:50I'll see you later.
01:08:55Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reed.
01:08:57Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:59That's $18,000.
01:09:02Seriously?
01:09:04I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:11What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:17He, um...
01:09:20I mean, I...
01:09:23I was an idiot.
01:09:24And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:44A blindfold?
01:09:46I want you, Harper.
01:09:48I want to do things to you.
01:09:53Bad things.
01:09:56But only if you want me to.
01:10:00I do.
01:10:13Why'd we stop?
01:10:15I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:18I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:21Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:27And I'll wait for you.
01:10:30Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:38Harper! Harper!
01:10:41Hello? Earth to Harper.
01:10:43You need to look at this.
01:10:45I can't wait, Maria.
01:10:46I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:51Ew. No, that's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:54Harper, look.
01:10:56You got the fuck? I swear!
01:10:59The guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:11:01Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:03You need to move out now. You can't keep living with him.
01:11:06I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:16Taxi? For Harper?
01:11:21Who are you?
01:11:23Hey, let go of me! Stop it!
01:11:34Please. Please let me go.
01:11:37If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:42Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:45Harper.
01:11:47Ryan, why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:11:51We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:54You psycho! He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:11:59He humiliated me!
01:12:02But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:12Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:17Well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:12:20No, no, you can just watch.
01:12:24No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:12:42A trap? What the hell?
01:13:02Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:06I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:10Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:20Hey, crap, I can explain.
01:13:22You're gonna explain.
01:13:24But first...
01:13:27You know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:29Is that text a prank?
01:13:32Harper's in trouble, we need to go.
01:13:37Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leathergram?
01:13:43Should we make him watch?
01:13:49Oh, looks like he's here.
01:13:52Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:13:57Get ready, boys.
01:14:12I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:20That's what happens, Chris, when you mess with my little princess.
01:14:25That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit.
01:14:45What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:47What?
01:14:48Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:55Let me go, I'll leave Harper.
01:14:58I already told you once, you should have listened to me then.
01:15:04I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:14Calling all units, 8-11-675-8, over.
01:15:25Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:28Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:32You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:35When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:44Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:50Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:15:54It's okay, I'll handle it.
01:15:57I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:59Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:01I want an answer now before I kill him.
01:16:04No, Dad.
01:16:05Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:09But?
01:16:10Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:20Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:23Please don't be mad.
01:16:25You're wrong about that.
01:16:28It's not deep down.
01:16:31It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:37If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:42Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:45I believe you.
01:16:48You keep her safe.
01:16:53With my goddamn life.
01:17:11Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:13Yes.
01:17:18You know what I came here for.
01:17:20Throw that jacket on the floor.
01:17:23Kiss me goodnight.
01:17:25Yes, Daddy.
01:17:29Say it.
01:17:31Yes, Daddy.
01:17:37I want you to beg for it.
01:17:42I want you to fuck me.
01:17:48I want you to fuck me.
01:17:56Stop teasing.
01:17:58I want you now.
01:18:06Daddy, say it.
01:18:09Or I'll punish you.
01:18:17What are you looking for?
01:18:22Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:41Are you sure about that?
01:18:44Yes.
01:18:58You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:02You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:13No.
01:19:22You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:25I'm a red shot, Maya.
01:19:30Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:44I love you.
01:19:52Since I started, I'm not stopping.
01:19:58I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:05You're different.
01:20:14Ready for round five?
01:20:16Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:18Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:22What if I don't?
01:20:26Who is that?
01:20:27Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:29Honey, you home?
01:20:30Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:32Stop it, girl.
01:20:34I'm coming for you.
01:20:36I'm coming for you.
01:20:38I'm coming for you.
01:20:40I'm coming for you.
01:20:42I'm coming for you.
01:20:46I told you I was busy.
01:20:48This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:51If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:54Okay, I will.
01:20:56Can you get out?
01:20:59Wow.
01:21:09I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:12Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:14No, please keep them covered.
01:21:17I want to give a speech.
01:21:19And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:21I get nervous when I open them.
01:21:24You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:28Just get on with it.
01:21:30What I do for a living.
01:21:33The not-so-legal part.
01:21:36It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:42And for me to be...
01:21:44Vulnerable?
01:21:46Yeah.
01:21:48But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:53You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:55And I want to be around you.
01:21:58Forever.
01:22:09So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:14I'm moving you in there.
01:22:17As a graduation present.
01:22:20And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:28Only if you want to.
01:22:30Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:34Are you serious?
01:22:37What's wrong? Is it tacky?
01:22:40I liked it, I thought...
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:44But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:47Which is?
01:22:49You have to move in there with me.
01:22:52Deal.