The Comic Bang (2025) EP 16 ENG SUB
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01:56If Sister Jieyue knows my confession,
01:58she actually has an unspeakable motive.
02:03Although it's a conspiracy,
02:04it's not just about one person.
02:06It's about the glory of the team.
02:12I didn't expect that the person who asked you out
02:15is my father,
02:16Sister Jieyue.
02:17That's very serious.
02:18That's because...
02:20Because I have something very important to tell you.
02:23Oh?
02:24Do you also know the secret of Mobius Ring?
02:27He's studying Mobius Ring?
02:29I've always treated him as a very superficial person.
02:32But is it Mobius Ring,
02:33Mobius Ring,
02:34or Mobius Ring?
02:40It's not academic discussion.
02:42This time,
02:43I'm here for love and peace.
02:46Donation again?
02:47Didn't I just donate?
02:49What?
02:50What I want to say is
02:51something between men and women.
02:54It's impossible for you to have another woman around you.
02:59Is it Lorelai?
03:00You really care about Lorelai.
03:02Damn it, Jiang Ruosong.
03:04You're a scumbag.
03:05How can you be sorry for Lorelai?
03:07Does he know that Lorelai is me?
03:09He shouldn't.
03:10Who told him before?
03:12Qiandai and Yeqi are not that cool.
03:15What should I do now?
03:18Find someone to replace Lorelai.
03:20Who?
03:21Who can be as perfect as me?
03:23Lorelai will understand and forgive me.
03:25After all, this is fake.
03:27This is acting.
03:28This is strategy.
03:29This is the mission of the basketball team.
03:31This is just a simple thing.
03:33I like you.
03:35Cool.
03:49How come?
03:51How come?
03:59We made it.
04:05Do you dare to play games with me?
04:16Senior, can you tell that my confession is fake?
04:21If you are a man, then go to the real battlefield with me to play!
04:29If you are a man, then go to the real battlefield with me to play!
04:36Where is my gun?
04:42Here it is!
04:58Senior, what are you doing?
05:10It's an ambush in the script!
05:12Ambush!
05:14Ambush?
05:15Hurry up and ambush!
05:16Don't be found!
05:18What are you doing?
05:48My gun ran out of bullets!
06:04Pause! Pause!
06:05Senior, you didn't notice my head at all!
06:14How can I let him see my legs from a distance?
06:23I have an idea!
06:25Senior, there is a scene that I want to experience in person.
06:29So that I can act better.
06:31Are you willing to accompany me?
06:38Are you laughing?
06:40You finally want to go on stage?
06:45Fine!
06:47I need a professional and responsible attitude to perform.
06:51I'll go with you!
07:03What's wrong? Come in!
07:13Yiqi, are we here to play this today?
07:19The purpose of coming here is to get money.
07:21Don't get me wrong.
07:25For example, being protected is very touching.
07:31You must come to protect me to fulfill my birthday wish.
07:40Let's go in!
08:40Senior, let's go!
09:00Qingtan, our CS is about to start!
09:19Qingtan!
09:30Be careful!
09:36Qingtan, I'll protect you!
09:59It's safe now!
10:14What are you waiting for? Let's rush out!
10:16Wait!
10:18Look!
10:20The battle map!
10:27Our current position is here.
10:29According to the enemy's trajectory analysis,
10:30they will be here, here, and here.
10:33According to the whole field and my guess of their battle plan,
10:36I have listed 27 offensive routes.
10:39Look, the first route is to go from here and go up from here.
10:45Qingtan!
10:47After a thorough analysis,
10:48this route is the route of everything.
10:52Unless there is an opponent who doesn't know any tactics
10:54and only knows how to mess up everything.
10:56Let's go!
10:59Rush out!
11:19Yan Qi!
11:24Qingtan, I'll protect you!
11:29Yan Qi!
11:32Yan Qi!
11:33Yan Qi!
11:35Yan Qi!
11:36The blue team's player, Shi Qi, is eliminated.
11:45The tenth!
11:47How many did you get?
11:50Wow!
11:51Sister, you're so great!
11:52I want to team up with you next time!
11:54There's not that much to talk about.
11:55Lie down!
11:58Did you see that?
11:59This is what you call a battle!
12:01Just say that I'm amazing!
12:02Let me tell you,
12:03I'm not that kind of girl
12:04who blushes and is shy.
12:07Senior,
12:08are you trying to cover up
12:10the fact that you ran away from the rooftop?
12:13Actually, I like you.
12:23I'm doomed.
12:24What am I doing here?
12:25Why do I feel like I'm on a date?
12:27I'm doomed.
12:28Why am I blushing?
12:29But don't forget that
12:30I came here for Wan Zun.
12:31I can't fail again.
12:34Why are you blushing and being shy?
12:36Let me tell you,
12:37I came here today
12:38because I want to show off my beauty!
12:57This is a lot thicker than Wu Mo Huan's.
13:00No, I have to straighten it up.
13:02Don't open it.
13:17Ye Qi!
13:18Ye Qi!
13:19Ye Qi!
13:20Ye Qi!
13:21Ye Qi!
13:26Ye Qi, rest in peace.
13:28Don't worry.
13:29I will avenge you.
13:36Who fired the gun?
13:59The red player,
14:00the beautiful lady,
14:01has been eliminated.
14:03Who fired the gun?
14:05Who is the beautiful lady?
14:08It's me.
14:12Who fired the gun?
14:21He's so handsome.
14:22I wonder if he has a girlfriend.
14:24Don't get his idea.
14:25He confessed to me.
14:31You're blushing.
14:33Are you shy?
14:34No, I'm not.
14:36I knew he liked me.
14:37So I pretended to be blushing
14:38to give him some face.
14:40So you're with this guy?
14:42Am I that easy to be chased?
14:44Since he likes me,
14:45let the one he likes
14:46lead him.
14:48Interesting.
14:49Anyway,
14:50I can't let him catch me,
14:51a beautiful lady,
14:52will die shyly.
15:04The blue player,
15:05Gong Shihei,
15:06has been eliminated.
15:10The game is over.
15:12The red player, Hong Fangsheng.
15:24Not bad.
15:26I didn't know
15:27you're good at it.
15:30But since you tried so hard,
15:32I'll accept you
15:33as my junior.
15:35No.
15:36What's the most important thing
15:37to be a junior?
15:38It's obedience.
15:40What you say,
15:41what you do,
15:42just listen to me.
15:43Understand?
15:44I didn't.
15:45To be my junior,
15:46you must have
15:47a manly name.
15:49Let me think.
15:52I'll call you
15:54Little Song.
15:57Let's go.
15:58It suits you.
16:09This time,
16:10I must protect her.
16:12Qiannan,
16:13follow me.
16:27Qiannan, I'll protect you.
16:30Don't fight.
16:32Go, go, go.
16:44I'll protect you.
16:48I'm out of bullets.
16:49I'm out of bullets.
17:04I'll protect you.
17:31Who did this?
17:58You must be tired.
17:59This racing is
18:00a laid back program.
18:01Karting bike.
18:02We won't meet and punch each other.
18:05I see.
18:06This is the life I mentioned
18:07having to fast and passion.
18:09The protection is bad,
18:10but the karting bike is interesting.
18:11The driving time is
18:12seven minutes as we set.
18:13We give an alert
18:14for you to take care.
18:16What if you have still
18:17seven minutes?
18:20Don't worry.
18:22There'll be one last lap.
18:25Last time it was eight laps
18:26I ran 8 laps.
18:56Next is a leisurely and easy project.
19:26I feel like I'm walking faster than your car.
19:35We are a two-seater car, so we are not as fast as a one-seater car.
19:38Help!
19:51Help!
19:56Help!
19:59Senior, look at my legs.
20:02Look at my posture, right?
20:04Look at the road, okay?
20:07Sit down and drive.
20:10Senior, look at my posture.
20:15Can you see it?
20:17Senior, listen to me. I'm a little dizzy.
20:22I'm going to vomit.
20:26Senior, listen to me. I'm going to vomit.
20:40Why did you stop? I'm going to overtake.
20:45Okay, I'll let you feel the speed and speed of overtaking.
20:56I'm going to vomit.
20:59I'm going to vomit.
21:12Senior doesn't seem to like my legs.
21:17Is Yu Zi Chai lying to me?
21:27When can I have a perfect pair of legs?
21:32It turns out that Yu Zi Chai likes it.
21:35Senior also wants a pair of legs like this.
21:42Senior.
21:45Take a break.
21:46That's all for today's performance experience.
21:57Ointment?
21:59It's quite warm on the road.
22:17Senior.
22:18Sometimes you want to get what you like.
22:20You have to pay a price.
22:22Just bear with it.
22:23I...
22:24Am I not enough for you?
22:32He must know.
22:34He will never be able to have such legs.
22:36He is so sad.
22:39I'd better not poke him anymore.
22:42Senior.
22:54Senior.
23:18Qian.
23:20We're here.
23:21What?
23:24We're here.
23:26Why are we still here?
23:29Dangerous projects
23:30need to pay more attention to safety.
23:34It's almost time.
23:35Let's go to the next project.
23:37Let's go.
23:38Let's go.
23:41Let's go.
23:52Under the starry sky by the sea.
23:54Time is like a romantic date that is forbidden.
23:57It's also very hard to refuse.
24:01Time is really forbidden.
24:08Under the starry sky by the sea.
24:21Ye Qi.
24:22Did you forget to put the fish in?
24:34It's done.
24:39It's done.
24:44I think I heard Chai Ziyu.
24:49It's really him.
24:50Xiaoyu.
24:57Xiaoyu.
24:58Ye Zhen.
24:59Ye Zhen.
25:00You two.
25:01Chai Ziyu.
25:02Brother.
25:09Why are you here
25:10in the middle of the night?
25:12Yeah.
25:13What are you doing secretly?
25:15Tell him.
25:18What a coincidence.
25:19Are you here to run at night too?
25:21It's such a beautiful scene.
25:22Stop pretending.
25:23I heard you.
25:24You're making Ye Zhen call you down the tree.
25:26It's nothing.
25:27We're just practicing Wing Chun.
25:31Come back in the daytime.
25:32It's too dark now.
25:39Hey.
25:40It's our business.
25:41Why did you turn around and say it?
25:51Oh, no.
25:52My phone is out of battery.
25:53Qian Tai.
25:54Lend me your phone.
25:55My phone is out of battery.
25:56My phone was out of battery a long time ago.
25:57What?
25:58I...
26:01What's wrong?
26:02What's wrong?
26:07Come with me.
26:08Where are we going?
26:16Lin Tianqi.
26:17Is someone chasing us?
26:29Master.
26:31Be careful.
26:34Watch your head.
26:40Master.
26:41We...
26:42Help.
26:43Let's go.
26:44Look at me.
26:55Do you want to drift?
26:56No, I don't.
26:57What's wrong with you?
26:58You lost nine points.
26:59Don't deduct it.
27:00Who are you calling?
27:01Call Tongzi.
27:16What are you doing?
27:17Shh.
27:20May you remember the new day forever.
27:22We wish Miss Zuo Qian Tai a happy birthday.
27:25Mr. Ye Qi has played a birthday song for Miss Zuo Qian Tai.
27:29Happy birthday to her.
27:31May you live a long life.
27:32May you live a long life.
27:34May you live a long life.
27:35May you live a long life.
27:38Happy birthday.
27:40So,
27:41it's to let me listen to the radio.
27:47Actually,
27:48the real purpose of today
27:49is not to collect money,
27:51but to give you a birthday surprise.
27:56In the world of Ye Qi,
27:58I actually
27:59have a day more important than the material.
28:02Originally,
28:03I arranged it
28:04according to your proposal.
28:07But it seems
28:08I didn't finish it well.
28:19Qian Tai,
28:20I'll protect you.
28:22Dangerous projects
28:23should pay more attention to safety.
28:26Isn't this protection?
28:35This is the speed and passion in life.
28:54The date under the starry sky is so romantic.
29:00I think it's all realized.
29:02Really?
29:07I have a surprise for you.
29:23The traditional birthday process
29:25still needs to be done.
29:30No.
29:43Make a wish.
29:53Make a wish.
30:08What wish did you make?
30:09Why are you smiling so happily?
30:13I...
30:14Actually,
30:16my wish
30:17is you.
30:19Instead of making a wish,
30:20I'd rather tell you the truth.
30:22Ye Qi,
30:27I...
30:32have always been your fan.
30:45It seems I'm really not suitable for confession.
30:52I'm sorry.
31:01Try it.
31:02I made it myself.
31:17Did you taste it?
31:20It's your favorite.
31:21It's sweet and sour.
31:25Sweet and sour?
31:32Have another bite.
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