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00:00:00馬上行動!是!
00:00:22Sandy 別動!
00:00:25沒事吧?沒事
00:00:27師姐,這裡有很多逃人
00:00:29還沒得救
00:00:37別動!
00:00:39別動!
00:00:41別動!
00:00:54快走!
00:01:24救命啊!
00:01:54我們在哪兒吃飯?
00:01:56哪兒還吃飯?
00:01:57看到你也飽了
00:01:59你真壞
00:02:03我好怕啊!
00:02:05別動啊!
00:02:09江兄弟,你箍我就好了
00:02:11你為甚麼還要踢我?
00:02:12別吵!別過來啊!
00:02:15快放開她!
00:02:16放下槍!
00:02:17不然我一槍打爆她的頭
00:02:19你不用指望
00:02:21大家冷靜點
00:02:22雖然我不知道兩位之間有甚麼恩怨
00:02:25但我很久沒見過這麼英雄的人物
00:02:27大家可不可以換個方式玩比槍呢?
00:02:29我數一二三下
00:02:32閉嘴!
00:02:33就當我沒說過
00:02:34別亂來啊!
00:02:35我打死她,你揹不起的
00:02:41對了,放下吧
00:02:45這位女俠
00:02:46你真是用人之量,我感激感激
00:02:49江湖朋友
00:02:50現在就大事不妙了
00:02:52我一樣很感激你的
00:03:03誰?
00:03:05踢我
00:03:12來吧,把他踢回來
00:03:13先把槍還給你
00:03:15看不出你人體小小的
00:03:17踢他也不錯啊
00:03:21太太,你的兒子很英勇啊
00:03:23甚麼我的兒子啊?
00:03:25是我的兒子啊
00:03:27我猜你真的有點誤會了
00:03:29這張是我的卡片
00:03:30鴨王之王卡啦OK謝哂
00:03:33是嗎?
00:03:46我叫做程小冬,高級督察
00:03:49隸屬香港皇家警隊重案組
00:03:51山狗這個大壞蛋是我死對頭
00:03:54不過,昨晚被我抓了
00:03:58我二妹程小嵐,是社會工作者
00:04:01愛心爆棚,在天台養了一群動物
00:04:05三妹程小西,她雖然是個女西醫
00:04:08但亦是個生電王,她的眼睛懂得放電
00:04:12四弟程小北,是一個中五學生哥
00:04:15他雖然官仔骨骨,但為人眼到出汁
00:04:19連起身洗面刷牙,都是用電動機關
00:04:24他只要伸一隻腳,一拉,就穿好衣服了
00:04:28呢個就係我哋嘅老豆,程盛
00:04:30十幾年嚟,佢父兼母職,佢好錫我哋㗎
00:04:35你睇,早餐仲豐富過酒店嘅自助餐
00:04:39你唔好睇佢樣老老實實啦
00:04:41其實佢有個美國筆友叫做痴心
00:04:44通咗三年信㗎啦,佢哋好浪漫㗎
00:04:47聽講,佢就快嚟香港搵老豆添
00:04:52今日,係你阿媽生忌
00:04:54我已經叫咗阿七叔同埋魚蛋叔嚟食飯㗎啦
00:04:57你哋早啲返嚟飲湯,知唔知呀
00:05:00老豆,我今晚有事呀
00:05:02冇得傾呀,全部都要返嚟食飯
00:05:04唔係婦女都冇得做呀
00:05:06好心呀,福心呀
00:05:09可憐下我呢個又盲又閉嘅乞兒
00:05:12喂,你個仆街仔呀,乞兒得到偷錢
00:05:15衰得你咁出位,插返你呀,插盲你呀
00:05:18你唔係盲㗎咩
00:05:19盲你呀,把你邊㗎,快啲攞返啲錢嚟呀
00:05:22你攞返嚟呀
00:05:24呢幾張我㗎喎
00:05:25咩呀,扶貧年呀,你唔想扶我呀
00:05:28你呀,消失啦
00:05:31姑太
00:05:36你個死仔呀,盲嘅,閉嘢你都怕呀
00:05:40姑太呀,你明明四肢健全
00:05:42仲成日扮傷殘人士黑色,咁唔啱㗎
00:05:45程小姐,我仲攞緊傷殘津貼㗎
00:05:49你千祈唔好睇爆我呀
00:05:51咁咪係囉,點解你仲日日喺度黑色咋
00:05:54日日都係為咗烏蠅囉
00:05:56你個仔呀
00:05:57係呀,佢細個嗰陣呀,對數學好有興趣㗎
00:06:03而家大過咗,仲做咗專業添
00:06:06做會計
00:06:07唔係,係追數、收數同埋講數呀
00:06:12咁咪即係嗰啲
00:06:14知唔係黑社會囉
00:06:16喂老母,乜你玩得黑錢呀
00:06:19烏蠅哥呀,其實你應該抽多少時間陪你阿媽㗎
00:06:23喂我要搵食㗎嘛
00:06:25邊有咁多人陪佢開枱呀
00:06:26你唔陪佢打麻將呀,輸幾多個嘅
00:06:28唔係,我意思係關心呀
00:06:31嘩,我好關心佢㗎喎
00:06:33邊條含包賊揸親我老母,我唔掟佢上八樓呀
00:06:36但係佢就係擔心你喊打喊殺有危險
00:06:39咩危險,邊有危險㗎,好安全㗎
00:06:43有冇可能呀
00:06:44嚟嚟嚟,跟我嚟
00:06:46琴家祥,你起身未
00:06:49你個爛攤包大帽呀
00:06:51我限你十秒鐘之內擺埋個樓,伸個頭出窗口
00:06:54望落你烏蠅哥我排頭
00:06:57罰佢
00:06:59我唔准你撩鼻屎
00:07:03烏蠅哥呀,你點知佢撩鼻屎呀
00:07:06我估下啫
00:07:07琴家祥呀,你快啲出來
00:07:10你講咁耐都未提過個錢字,佢點知你追數呀
00:07:14咩呀,想自己講㗎咩,你望吓嗰邊呀
00:07:18去死
00:07:20烏蠅,錢又冇得還呀,你想點呀
00:07:23如果你唔還嘅,我哋就
00:07:26打
00:07:28打我
00:07:31烏蠅,你夾埋你後面呀
00:07:37你知唔知我行,我唔好走,等我返嚟
00:07:45好驚呀
00:07:48你真係好驚呀,千萬唔好走
00:07:51點解呀
00:07:52因為,我攞住我兩叔呀,快啲扶我走呀
00:07:55唔好呀
00:08:00早晨呀李太
00:08:01早晨,姑娘呀,醫生返嚟未呀
00:08:03返咗嚟啦,請入嚟呀
00:08:04入去啦
00:08:06程醫生
00:08:07李太,咩咁早呀
00:08:09程醫生呀,我個仔係美國返嚟呀
00:08:11我特登帶佢嚟見你㗎
00:08:14程醫生,不如返出去先啦
00:08:15怕咩呀,醫生
00:08:16唔好呀,好尷尬呀
00:08:17仔,仔呀
00:08:20你仔出咗去啦
00:08:22醫生呀,其實唔係我有病呀
00:08:24係我個仔至高有病咋
00:08:26睇佢冇咩事呀
00:08:28你知唔知呀
00:08:29佢成廿七歲,都仲係處男呀
00:08:33咁你介紹多啲女仔俾佢識咪得囉
00:08:35我咪就係想介紹你俾佢識囉
00:08:37唔好講笑呀李太,揹手我
00:08:39我唔係講笑㗎
00:08:40你間醫務所一開張呢,我就幫襯到而家囉
00:08:44我個個禮拜都嚟睇你兩次
00:08:46我認為你係最佳媳婦啦
00:08:49佢十六歲嗰年呀,佢阿公呀病咗喎
00:08:52咁佢就許下諾言
00:08:54話如果佢阿公好返呢,佢就一世做處男呀
00:08:58點知佢阿公真係好返喎
00:09:00佢就唔敢識女仔啦
00:09:01哎呀,佢真係好男仔嚟㗎
00:09:03你需要嘅係心理醫生
00:09:05心病還需心藥醫嘛
00:09:07哎呀,唔係呢程醫生呀
00:09:09你幫我握大口
00:09:10啊...
00:09:11你試下同佢行個下呀
00:09:14唔該,唔使唔該
00:09:16既然老弟要我地早啲返去
00:09:18我就推曬啲約會
00:09:19諗住做一陣運動就返去食飯㗎
00:09:21點知...
00:09:22喂,鬼館大呀
00:09:23係城市健身中心呀嘛
00:09:25你個咩變態客嚟㗎
00:09:27要人喺呢啲地方睇板
00:09:29青頭仔
00:09:31你得個青頭仔定火箭頭呀
00:09:33我收硬佢三千蚊,見唔過嘢嘅
00:09:36呢間醫務所越嚟越雜呀
00:09:38搞到啲嫖客要啲雞喺度見面
00:09:40真難頂
00:09:42喺嗰部機度玩兩下
00:09:43條仔會行埋嚟呀嘛
00:09:44OK呀
00:09:46仲要暗號?
00:09:47揸咩步呀?
00:09:49咩Q都好啦,係咁呀
00:09:51小姐,呢度唔畀食煙㗎喎
00:09:53咁我食埋呢一蛋
00:09:54使唔使打我一身呀
00:09:56隨便你
00:09:59哎呀
00:10:09表弟表弟
00:10:10咩呀
00:10:11嗱,係咪男人先
00:10:13畀晒錢㗎啦
00:10:14成班兄弟夾晒錢俾你補身㗎
00:10:16你上唔上㗎
00:10:18唔好啦
00:10:19明知係你㗎啦
00:10:20真係唔好啦
00:10:21去呀
00:10:23實係呢班男人餓咗頭先個隻雞
00:10:25你話男人點餓得落呀
00:10:27小姐呀
00:10:29唔係當呀雞呀話
00:10:31你睇下個仔
00:10:33若珍寶小姐
00:10:35你唔好出聲,你聽我講呀
00:10:37我班朋友就想我同你咩
00:10:39但係我唔想呀
00:10:40你可唔可以扮住鍾意我
00:10:41然後行我停車場度等我
00:10:43我俾數倍價錢你呀
00:10:44你當幫下我呀
00:10:46佢真係當我係頭先個女人喎
00:10:49咁點算好呀
00:10:51一於玩下佢先得呀
00:10:57我都唔知點解會跟佢上車嘅
00:10:59可能佢阿媽講嘅嘢影響我啦
00:11:02我真係唔可以相信佢咁乖
00:11:04二十七歲嘅處男
00:11:06我諗喺香港搵條恐龍鍾意呀
00:11:09好,我決定玩下佢
00:11:13靚仔
00:11:17我哋喺九龍塘兜咗大約一百五十個圈
00:11:20到佢認為班船又已經失晒鐘先至離開
00:11:23咁就喺附近停咗落嚟啦
00:11:26唔好咁呀
00:11:27好
00:11:32你第一次呀,哥哥仔
00:11:36梗係唔係啦
00:11:37點解你個樣好似好緊張咁喎
00:11:41冇呀,我必有緊張嘅
00:11:43係呀
00:11:44不如我哋講下,講下第二啲嘢好唔好呀
00:11:47好呀,講咩
00:11:49講下你呀,咁多行唔做,你點解做呢行呀
00:11:53我爸爸有病囉,搵錢醫佢囉
00:11:56我啱啱出嚟做嘅咋
00:11:58你係我第一個客,要唔要口罩姐
00:12:01唔使呀,唔要呀
00:12:03我係問你要唔要香口膠呀
00:12:07多謝
00:12:11其實我真係好可憐,好慘㗎
00:12:16我十三歲嗰陣就俾一四眼嘅細胞污辱咗
00:12:21十四歲嗰陣就冇書讀
00:12:23十五歲嗰陣出嚟做嘢做到而家
00:12:29真係呀
00:12:30照你咁講,你嗰細胞真係禽獸都不如呀
00:12:33係呀
00:12:35佢話大體金魚,咁就呃咗我呀
00:12:39如果有機會我一定幫你報仇
00:12:41真嘅,不過佢黑社會嚟㗎
00:12:44吓
00:12:46唔驚囉,報警囉
00:12:48無膽鬼
00:12:50不過咁,我幾鍾意你啫
00:12:52嗱,我俾多次機會你
00:12:54我數十聲,一
00:12:56二
00:12:57我睇住佢流緊汗,有啲呼吸急促
00:13:00尤其是當我數到八嗰陣添
00:13:02但係當我數到九,佢就話
00:13:04咦,咪住
00:13:06想呢
00:13:08你話想我就升你兩百
00:13:10唔係呀,我想你幫我保守一個秘密
00:13:12如果你見到我今日嗰班朋友呢
00:13:13千祈唔好話俾佢聽我,我冇同你乜嘢呀
00:13:18我未俾錢呀
00:13:20我越嚟越相信佢真係柱男
00:13:23多謝
00:13:24拜託你呀,唔該曬
00:13:25今次好彩得你啫
00:13:27你冇事呀嘛
00:13:28冇事,止咗血啦
00:13:29估唔到你手勢幾好呀
00:13:33你冇事呀
00:13:36對唔住呀
00:13:37其實,我都唔識包嘅,我亂嚟㗎啫
00:13:40唔係呀
00:13:42包得幾好呀
00:13:44我媽細時都係咁幫我包㗎
00:13:47幾有親切感呀
00:13:49英國呀,講真啦
00:13:52其實,做黑社會好危險㗎
00:13:55你都唔好做啦
00:13:57我阿爺黑社會,我老爸又黑社會
00:14:00我一出世,睜大眼,見到嘢全部都係黑社會
00:14:03我有乜可能係黑社會呀
00:14:05你唔顧住自己呀,都顧吓你阿媽嘛
00:14:07喂,大家來事講句喎
00:14:09我今日香咗呀,我媽都係安家肺啦
00:14:12呢單嘢就唔該曬你啦
00:14:15你挺好人,少得你呢地方好雜
00:14:19英國呀,咁你保重呀
00:14:22得啦,拜拜
00:14:24咩呀
00:14:25話實話,你真係幾正呀
00:14:29我走啦
00:14:31靚女
00:14:33拜拜,靖菜
00:14:34拜拜
00:14:40我又濕濕嘅
00:14:44靚女
00:14:55對唔住呀,老爸,我地返遲咗
00:14:59無所謂,食飯啦
00:15:03今晚飲番杯,慶祝我地咁幸福,仲可以喺埋一齊
00:15:08老爸,你今日同平日唔同嘅,你食番煙嘅
00:15:12哦,我記得七叔有肺癌咪戒咗囉
00:15:15不過而家唔使戒啦
00:15:18吓乜嘢呀
00:15:20七叔,你講比我聽,老爸咩事呀
00:15:23嗱,你頭先喺玉卿面前洗過怨,話過唔講㗎
00:15:26講真就憑緊咁樣做
00:15:28小北,你講
00:15:30老爸,我真係忍唔住啦
00:15:32試吓講㗎啦
00:15:33老爸佢,一啲事都無呀
00:15:39老爸呀,我驚畀雷劈呀
00:15:41你唔講就畀雷劈,講就畀我劈
00:15:55又係棺材,咁鬼死多棺材
00:15:58你認住啫
00:15:59上天都話畀我知㗎啦
00:16:03四隻八筒好普通啫
00:16:05咁又點睇呀
00:16:07我真係忍唔住呀,我一定要講呀
00:16:09唔准講呀
00:16:11小西呀,你過嚟呀
00:16:14你聽住呀,今晚我地仲可以一齊打牌啦
00:16:18我好高興,下個月我生日,我都冇咩願望
00:16:22我只希望見下你啲男朋友啫
00:16:25如果咁都唔可以答應我啦,就冇嘢好講啦
00:16:29老爸,冇問題冇問題
00:16:31大家姐而家姐咪信有老豆意囉
00:16:33你生日一定有得睇啫
00:16:36我找到老豆一份醫生報告
00:16:40咩病呀
00:16:42睾丸癌
00:16:47點解唔係肺癌嘅
00:16:48嗰份報告唔見咗嘛,睾丸癌一樣啫
00:16:52使唔使認真啲呀
00:16:56再驗下添啦,不過嗰間化驗所出名好準嘅
00:16:59如果係咁,再幾難命呀
00:17:01老爸,我唔係好熟呀
00:17:03不過正常嚟講,唔識佢六個月
00:17:07咁我地點呀
00:17:11切咗佢得唔得呀
00:17:12咁咪未太監
00:17:15牌未調喎
00:17:16如果真係醫唔好嘅話,我地就要完成佢嘅心願
00:17:21大家姐,你有男朋友嗎
00:17:25我用槍指都指過返你
00:17:31各位,我地卡拉OK今晚又有新節目呀
00:17:33你地啱啱講得出啲咩戲鬼呢
00:17:34我地都會搵個靚仔同你地一齊合演嘅
00:17:36弟女花啦,聯世佳人啦,善女一雲都得嘅
00:17:39諗得出就寫低佢啦,畀咗你
00:17:42馬來亞春色,綠葉影自艷呀
00:17:48夜樹影襯住那海角如畫
00:17:55花根呀,風送葉聲夕陽斜掛
00:18:00你看看吶,男尖女雙雙吸引呀
00:18:31嗨,小姐你好
00:18:33今晚可以隨便揀一位靚仔同你合演一齣戲嘅
00:18:37唔知你揀邊位呢
00:18:38可唔可以揀謝曬
00:18:39得,冇問題,揀咩戲呀
00:18:41求其啦
00:18:42就英雄本色啦
00:19:01謝曬,謝曬,你冇事嗎
00:19:05我扮孖過啫,我又唔係扮李小龍嘅仔
00:19:10你唔認得我啦
00:19:16你唔係嗰位江湖朋友
00:19:18你搵我啲咩事呀
00:19:19我係專登嚟搵你做我男朋友㗎
00:19:21你等我一陣
00:19:24OK,究竟咩事呀
00:19:28我想包你一個月做我男朋友
00:19:31幫我哄住有絕症嘅老豆
00:19:45各位,現在正式宣佈
00:19:48十九區社團奧林匹克運動會
00:19:50現在開始
00:19:55伯母,灰瑛嚟參加運動會咁健康呀
00:19:57係呀,佢代表自己個社團吖嘛
00:20:00個個社團都要嚟參加㗎
00:20:02嫁畀你,嫁畀你
00:20:04兄弟日日都曉飛
00:20:06考咁第一嘅寶貝
00:20:08合無路,合無路
00:20:10個個發大財
00:20:12合無路,合無路
00:20:14合無路,合無路
00:20:16合無路,合無路
00:20:18個個發大財
00:20:20考贏你地成霸佬
00:20:22半日安,半日安
00:20:24兄弟個個支持幫
00:20:26唱唱第一張烈風
00:20:28嘩,媽社會大會呀
00:20:30吓,灰瑛走咗去邊處呢
00:20:34男子四乘一百接力
00:20:36現在開始
00:20:38預備
00:20:40袁哥呀,你幫下我呀
00:20:42最多下次你俾人拉嗰陣
00:20:44我幫你求阿晴坐少啲呀
00:20:46大吉利是過你呀,坐坐坐你個頭呀
00:20:48哎呀,死你
00:20:50姑爺高成啲法力,爸爸精彩呀
00:20:52你幫我呀
00:20:54吓,吓,吓
00:20:56吓,吓,吓
00:20:58吓,吓,吓
00:21:00吓,吓,吓
00:21:02吓,吓,吓
00:21:04吓,吓,吓
00:21:06吓,吓,吓
00:21:08吓,吓
00:21:10吓,吓,吓
00:21:12吓,吓,吓
00:21:18你俾我呀
00:21:22多謝,多謝你哋
00:21:24行開呀
00:21:30唔係你呀
00:21:32多謝阿公呀
00:21:38有乜吩咐呀阿公
00:21:40前幾日我哋嘅殺狗,同羅漢果大膽成嘅交易,
00:21:44就俾個女神探程小冬拉咗!
00:21:47我哋雙方認為,要做低呢個八婆!
00:21:51所以我哋今日嘅一二三名運動員,
00:21:54就要抽生死籤!
00:21:56吓?
00:21:57吓咩呀?
00:21:58邊個抽到支短嘅,就負責殺死程小冬呢個八婆!
00:22:03我抽先!
00:22:10真係唔好意思呀公,今次幫唔到你,下次先啦!
00:22:17到你哋抽啦!
00:22:18哦!
00:22:19死啦!
00:22:27我支要成斜長呀!
00:22:29我先!
00:22:31足足長你兩吋有多呀!
00:22:40殺死程小冬!殺死程小冬!
00:22:44你再考慮下呀Wing哥!
00:22:46即刻同我彈開,唔係我賣你落去做雞,我話你聽下!
00:22:48衰仔呀!你點可以咁樣對程小姐㗎!
00:22:51佢又係星晴?
00:22:52哎呀!佢就係程小藍小姐呀!
00:22:55程小藍?
00:22:58你就係程小藍?
00:23:01咁喺江湖上面有一個威震江湖,
00:23:03擇惡如仇,我非常之陰勁嘅辣手女神探程小冬,
00:23:07佢會唔會係你嘅?
00:23:08我太太姐呀!
00:23:09哈哈哈哈!
00:23:10係呀!好笑㗎!
00:23:11我哋四姐弟東南西北咁分嘅,
00:23:13我排第二就一呀!
00:23:15唔使講,我應承你!
00:23:18真嘅?
00:23:19好嘢呀!
00:23:20咁就怪仔呀!
00:23:22點解有咁多差佬㗎?
00:23:23喂!邊個掩仔報村呀?
00:23:25邊個掩仔報村,我探死佢!
00:23:28掩!
00:23:29探死佢!
00:23:31雞!
00:23:33大佬!
00:23:35坐呀!
00:23:37陰陽奶水老闆!
00:23:39收到!
00:23:40咩叫陰陽奶水呀?
00:23:41啲流駒駒咁呀!
00:23:43陰陽奶水都唔識,凍奶水溝熱奶水呀嘛!
00:23:45大佬飲嘢真有taste呀!
00:23:48大佬著身仲有taste喎!
00:23:50醒㗎呢!
00:23:51有個女溝咗你大佬今晚食飯!
00:23:53係呀!
00:23:54你今晚食剩幾?
00:23:55大佬呀!呢批貨一賣出,食魚翅都得呀!
00:23:57咩嚟呀?
00:23:58忽得!
00:23:59我話過比你聽幾多次,唔准鬥啲傷天害理嘅嘢呀!
00:24:02賣忽得!
00:24:03害人害物!
00:24:06大佬!
00:24:07呢啲!
00:24:08喂!stop!
00:24:09喂!喂!喂!喂!
00:24:10大佬呀!我今晚吃飯靠佢㗎啦!
00:24:12老細!
00:24:13整件陰陽包去!
00:24:15咩陰陽包呀?
00:24:16熱狗加蛋撻呀!夢成成!
00:24:18拜拜!
00:24:28老豆呀!
00:24:31老豆呀!你唔好咁夾住人呀!
00:24:34係呀!我去煮粽先呀!
00:24:36唔使啦!等我得㗎啦!你去傾吓呀!
00:24:39哦!
00:24:40小細呀!原來你屋企咁大又咁靚添呀!
00:24:44仲使乜做呢啲行呀?
00:24:47其實咁嘅,我阿媽係三奶嚟㗎!
00:24:50咁呢間係祖屋,我哋比大媽趕咗出嚟住!
00:24:55一年只准返嚟兩次㗎咋!
00:24:58喂!你爸爸咁無人性呀!
00:25:00趕人家母女出去住!
00:25:01你比佢四眼細白污辱咗,佢都唔理呀!
00:25:04咁嘅,我爸爸欠過細伯好多好多錢㗎!
00:25:08佢一早就破咗產,你唔好見間屋咁大咁靚呀!
00:25:12其實佢係死沖㗎咋!
00:25:16我又怪自己命苦呀!
00:25:18小細!
00:25:19七叔!
00:25:20你男朋友呀?
00:25:22李志高先生!
00:25:26小細呀!係我細侄女嚟㗎!
00:25:29我自小睇到佢大㗎!
00:25:32佢個皮膚又白又滑又靚女呀!
00:25:36四眼細白?
00:25:37叫我七叔得㗎啦!
00:25:42七叔!
00:25:45你去坐先!
00:25:46七叔!三姐姐!
00:25:48呢位係?
00:25:49李先生!
00:25:50Hello!李先生!
00:25:52請!
00:25:55小細!佢就係嗰四眼細白呀!
00:25:57唔係呀!唔係呀!唔係呀!
00:25:58唔使驚!萬大事有我!唔使驚!
00:26:00好亂呀!喂!喂!
00:26:18喂!你男朋友做咩成日盯住七叔㗎?
00:26:21唔知呢!
00:26:22細白!
00:26:23唔使咪喺度呀!過去坐呀!
00:26:25一齊呀!
00:26:26你都係喎!
00:26:31嗨!嗨!我叫謝細!
00:26:35我叫烏英!
00:26:36哦!你好!
00:26:37大家好熱鬧!不如玩幾手靚!
00:26:40做咩要賭錢呀?
00:26:41人哋話外父見女婿呀!
00:26:44要睇下佢賭笨好唔好!
00:26:45如果賭笨好呀!個人衰幾多有呀!
00:26:47係喎!
00:26:48不如大家一齊玩啤牌呀!
00:26:53唔准認老大話呀!
00:26:55你!吸手煙!
00:26:57二三仔!
00:26:59特登輸俾小西爹地就幫下佢都好喎!
00:27:02出一啤!
00:27:05兩位煙!我話事!
00:27:07一蚊呀!
00:27:09一蚊?咁細唔好玩㗎!
00:27:12大一百!
00:27:13跟一百!大一萬!
00:27:15一萬?
00:27:18吸手煙!
00:27:19咁大呀!
00:27:23我勉強跟你一皮嘢呀!
00:27:25來呀!
00:27:30啊!啊!啊!啊!
00:27:43我一啤煙都係我話事!
00:27:45一蚊呀!
00:27:46又一蚊?
00:27:48扔雞咩!
00:27:49考下你地!
00:27:51一蚊大三千呀!
00:27:52咁好呀!跟三千大七千!啱啱好一萬!
00:27:55啊!又一蚊?
00:27:58好彩收咗安家費啫!
00:28:01你講咩話?
00:28:02無!我話驚佢一萬咋嘛!
00:28:04來呀!
00:28:05唔關我事!
00:28:11喂!拿權傾話事!
00:28:13都係一蚊!
00:28:14一蚊呀!
00:28:17咁就話大三萬啦!
00:28:20哈哈!哈哈!
00:28:22跟唔跟呀?
00:28:23嗯?驚你呀!三萬咪三十萬!
00:28:26咁好呀!跟你三萬!
00:28:28大多你五萬!
00:28:31我成份安裝費畀埋你唔係你估呀!
00:28:34哦!哦!我怕你呀!
00:28:38我做...曬冷呀!
00:28:42唔好意思!
00:28:44煙枯佬呀!
00:28:47真係對唔住啦!
00:28:49我四隻一樣呀!
00:28:51哎呀!
00:28:52嘩!
00:28:54咪郁手呀!伯!
00:28:56細伯!
00:28:59我都係四隻一樣呀!
00:29:01不過係女隻!
00:29:03你呢?
00:29:04唔使睇啦!輸咗啦!佢哋啲牌咁大嘅!
00:29:07喂!睇下你啲牌呀!
00:29:09唔使啦!
00:29:10嘩!你同花筍喎!
00:29:13哎呀!
00:29:15係咩?唔好意思呀!眼花睇錯添!
00:29:18小細個男朋友賭品最好呀!
00:29:21係呀!咦!咩唔啱呀?
00:29:24喂!件衫你嘅!
00:29:26吓?咩曬熱你又攞返呀?
00:29:29死都煩呀!
00:29:30咁無仇報!喂!玩到破壞!
00:29:33嚟呀!唔好再玩呀!執嘢呀!
00:29:35好呀!我去洗手間!
00:29:38我去洗手間!
00:29:48邊個熄燈呀?
00:29:50哎呀!哎呀!
00:30:09自己人唔好客氣呀!隨便夾餸!
00:30:12哦!哦!我會㗎啦!阿細伯!
00:30:15邊個鬼投胎呀?
00:30:17哇!呢餐好貴呀!
00:30:19等一會兒飯局交到嚟打包吓!
00:30:27喂!你做咩成日望住我家姐呀?
00:30:30吓?你見到我望住你家姐咩?
00:30:32你又!
00:30:33無理由呀!
00:30:38今晚咁高興,不如我哋食完飯玩吓呀!
00:30:41嗯?係咪打和咗呀?
00:30:42唔係!玩個遊戲!
00:30:44嗱!你哋三對人各自返入房!
00:30:47用十五分鐘做一件禮物俾我!
00:30:50邊個做得最靚呢,我就獎邊個呀!
00:30:52老豆!你悶唔悶啲呀?
00:30:54你!返上房睡覺!
00:30:58好呀!我哋快啲去整呀!
00:31:00喂!讓我交到嚟先呀!
00:31:03嘩!我真係唔明白,你叫佢哋三對人入房做咩呢?
00:31:18三個男朋友都古靈精怪嘅!
00:31:20都唔知佢係咪真㗎嘛!
00:31:22睇吓佢!
00:31:25哎呀!哎呀!好痛呀!哎呀!
00:31:28我搵啲嘢同你捉吓佢呀!
00:31:31喂!做咩無啦啦攞塊布剪兩個大孤窿呀?
00:31:36切埋片幫佢通囉!又負責呀!
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