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Shivam Raj
  • 5/25/2025
bhootiyapa

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Fun
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00:00I don't know.
00:29It's your hand, it feels like you're in my hand.
00:31Then leave the hand.
00:32Leave your hand and you don't want to do it.
00:33You're going to go to hell, right?
00:34It's such a thing, right?
00:36It's such a thing.
00:37Just tell me that you're going to hell.
00:38Guys!
00:47Take care.
00:51Something's coming to our side.
00:59Come here.
01:00What?
01:03Come here.
01:04I don't have a dick.
01:11Come here.
01:14You ate my chicken dick?
01:16You called me.
01:17You called me.
01:18You called me.
01:19I said, auntie was eating chicken dick.
01:21I said, we're going to go.
01:22You're a bitch.
01:26What are you talking about?
01:27Why?
01:28India is playing cricket match.
01:29And you're playing the candle march.
01:31You're playing cricket.
01:32You're playing cricket.
01:33Here.
01:34Listen to something new.
01:35Cricket match.
01:36Cricket match.
01:37You understand.
01:38You understand.
01:39Today is the night of the day.
01:40Today is the night of the day.
01:41Today is the night of the day.
01:42If we have got a blood and we made a video.
01:45Today is the night of the day.
01:47We can put it on the video.
01:48We can put it on the YouTube.
01:49Put it on the YouTube?
01:50And the people who are watching cricket,
01:51are watching our YouTube videos.
01:52You'll be excited.
01:53Excited?
01:54We'll show you how we'll earn money.
01:56Monetization.
01:57And we'll buy Tarzan the Wonder card.
02:00Two-seater.
02:01This is the latest news.
02:02Is it?
02:03Do you want to call this?
02:05Do you want to call this massage parralwani?
02:07Hey!
02:08We don't have to call this massage parralwani.
02:10I don't know.
02:11I don't know.
02:12Dr. APJ Abdul Galam.
02:13I love his hair style.
02:15Street lamp.
02:17Street lamp.
02:18I've been sitting down there.
02:19I don't know.
02:20I don't know.
02:21Dr. Parim Chant.
02:22They've learned 10.
02:23Learn 10.
02:24After learning 10.
02:25We've learned 10.
02:26We've learned 10.
02:27What can we do under Moombaty?
02:29We can get it from this massage parralwani?
02:30Do we?
02:31Do we?
02:32Do we absolutely right.
02:33Why?
02:34Do we get it?
02:35You'll get it, right?
02:37When I'll take my Ujjabod.
02:38Ujjabod.
02:39Ujjabod.
02:40You have an Ujjabod.
02:41Yes, right?
02:42Why don't you take it?
02:43Hey!
02:44You'll take the Ujjabod when the camera will be on.
02:47What?
02:48What?
02:48I haven't done anything else.
02:49Why didn't you do anything else?
02:50There wasn't a battery charge, right?
02:52There was a battery charge, Robin.
02:53Yes, I have a battery charge.
02:54Let's start the camera.
02:56Okay?
02:56You take my hand.
02:57Take my hand.
02:58Okay, don't cry.
02:59Don't do it.
03:00You take my Ujjabod.
03:02Take my hand and take my hand.
03:05I'll take my hand.
03:10Why did you do this?
03:11I thought we were starting.
03:14How do we do it without Ujjabod?
03:16Turn the lights off.
03:17I'll do it.
03:19This is a switch.
03:20What is this bag?
03:21Oh, my God.
03:23You're stuck in your bag.
03:27There were two Ujjabod's balls.
03:30What?
03:31What?
03:35Ujjabod's balls.
03:40Boy, Ujjabod doesn't have a bottle of balls.
03:44Oh, my God.
03:45Oh, my God.
03:46Can you tell me?
03:54I'm not going to touch.
03:55I'm not going to touch my hand.
03:58Where is it?
03:58Tell me.
03:59This is the Ujjabod.
04:01Yes.
04:03It has a new ship.
04:05It's a new ship.
04:06It's a Ujjabod.
04:07Yeah.
04:08The latest, Shah Rukh Khan edition.
04:08Look.
04:09What man said.
04:10He wants to call him to three years ago.
04:15What?
04:15Should you call him to four years ago?
04:17What?
04:17What?
04:17Will you take a blood?
04:19Dude, you'll see the blood from burning his candle.
04:21He will cut him down the candle.
04:22It's not going to be a number of light.
04:24Why would it happen if he is falling out and they are the first bad storm?
04:27it's the only thing that they have to watch.
04:29Yeah, no, no, he is smart.
04:31I saw some movies, don't you have to.
04:33Trust me.
04:34Robin, you're gonna be kidding me,
04:36what are your fingers?
04:38I've never tried to get a light bulb.
04:40I feel like it's gone,
04:41you're getting cash for the bill to fill the bill.
04:43You're getting cash?
04:45Why did you give cash, bro?
04:47What do you do?
04:49It's Pop I app.
04:51What else will you say?
04:53Maybe it's a 20-10-Rup.
04:55But Popcorn,
04:56You won't do it with your ears, but it's a UPI app.
04:59Take it off.
05:03It's done, it's done.
05:05Give it to him.
05:07It's for him, for him.
05:08Oh, sorry.
05:17Shrimp, bhrim, krim, conjuring, shining.
05:23Hey, my puppy.
05:24Hey, my puppy.
05:25This is a very nice picture.
05:26No, no, no, no.
05:27We don't have any kind of Indianism.
05:30Okay, okay.
05:31What?
05:32English?
05:33Foreigner?
05:34Huh?
05:35Okay, I'm looking at it.
05:37Okay.
05:38If we have to go around,
05:40some of the spirit, spirit, soul, and demonic power.
05:46Then, take off our tennis wall from the second floor.
05:49Oh, and my underwear was on.
05:51Underwear was gone, so it was falling in the air, so that's why I...
05:55Tell me, tell me.
05:56Underwear is blue strap, blue strap underwear.
06:01Okay.
06:02And the most important thing, if a ghost is female,
06:05color is gray, figure is zero,
06:08if a status is single,
06:11then apply quickly.
06:12Feminist will also apply?
06:14Yes, it will. Feminist will also apply.
06:16Just do it, man.
06:17I'm tired.
06:18Yes, I'm tired.
06:20I'm tired.
06:21There's no time to make food.
06:23One second, one second.
06:25Hold on, hold on.
06:26You haven't made food yet?
06:29Why did you make me a half a kilo of nimbou mirch?
06:31Well, that's why I made it.
06:33Don't look like a ghost.
06:35I've been leaving my office for a party.
06:39I thought you were making a mutton.
06:41Mutton?
06:42Brother.
06:44Brother.
06:47Your nimbou is gray.
06:49ruling alimini i have been losing...
06:50ŠµŠµ putting your coach last time in a pile!
06:52What's your job?
06:53What is Mattan doing really?
06:54What the say is Mattan?
06:55As there's not Mattan,
06:56why is my muthe?
06:58What's that?
07:01Brother, they're roaring at the dell.
07:02Where did you ask?
07:03Brother, they're flying at the palace.
07:05Brother, they're flying at the palace.
07:07Brother, where's Dice?
07:08Where is Dice?
07:10I didn't say Dice. Where is Dice?
07:12Where is Dice?
07:14Dice?
07:16Hey guys, sorry.
07:18Raj is gone because we don't understand the YouTube channel today.
07:20Guys, we don't support the super chat on Super Chat.
07:23Where is Raj?
07:25Raj!
07:26Raj!
07:27Raj!
07:28Raj, where is Raj?
07:30Raj!
07:32Raj!
07:33I don't know where it is.
07:34I don't know where it is.
07:36Raj!
07:38Raj, bro!
07:39Raj!
07:40Are you joking?
07:41Yes, bro.
07:42Joking.
07:43Joking!
07:49How did you hear this?
07:51You saw me?
07:53I can't go.
07:55Your body is right.
07:57I'm taking injection.
07:58You please go.
07:59You are your mother.
08:01My mother is not in me.
08:03You are your mother.
08:05You are your mother.
08:06Okay.
08:07Go, please.
08:08Mr.
08:08Wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:09Come back.
08:10Come back.
08:14I'm coming.
08:15I'm coming here by your father.
08:16I know you are my family.
08:17I'm coming.
08:18Just get the ģ†.
08:19I'm coming up.
08:20Why are you doing my leg?
08:21No.
08:22Raj!
08:23I'm dropping off the wall.
08:24Why are you taking care of the police?
08:26All right!
08:27All right!
08:28What's he doing?
08:30What's he doing?
08:31What's up?
08:32Bro, you're doing FOMO, right?
08:35No, go out.
08:36I'll take it too.
08:38Yes, I'll take it from both hands.
08:40What's up?
08:41What's up?
08:43I feel like you're going to get this girl friend.
08:47Bro, I didn't get this girl.
08:49I'm going to get this girl.
08:55Let's go.
08:56Let's go.
08:58Let's go.
09:00Let's go.
09:01Let's go.
09:02Let's go.
09:07Raj.
09:11Bro, you're making a duplicated chabi.
09:14You're making a loop.
09:16You're making a loop.
09:18You're making a loop.
09:19Bro.
09:20Bro, you're making my voiceline.
09:23Bro, are you making Bengali or Marathi?
09:26Don't leave! Don't leave!
09:29Bro, you're saying Gujarati!
09:31Bro!
09:32Bro!
09:33Bro!
09:34Bro!
09:35Bro!
09:36Bro!
09:37Bro!
09:38Bro!
09:39Bro!
09:40Bro!
09:41Bro!
09:42Bro!
09:43Bro!
09:44Bro!
09:45Bro!
09:46Bro!
09:47Bro!
09:48Bro!
09:49Bro!
09:50Bro!
09:51Bro!
09:52Bro!
09:53Bro!
09:54Bro!
09:55Bro!
09:56Bro!
09:57Bro!
09:58Bro!
09:59Bro!
10:00Bro!
10:01Bro!
10:02Bro!
10:03Bro!
10:04Bro!
10:05Bro!
10:06Bro!
10:07Bro!
10:08Bro!
10:09Bro!
10:10Bro!
10:11Bro!
10:12Bro!
10:13Bro!
10:15Bro!
10:16Bro!
10:17Bro!
10:18Bro!
10:19Stop, stop.
10:21I'm going around.
10:22I'm gonna tell you that I can't do anything.
10:24Please, you're going around.
10:27Please, come around.
10:28Yeah, I'm going on.
10:30I'm afraid of, is it?
10:32I'm afraid of, is it?
10:33Come around, come on.
10:35Can you die?
10:36I'm dying, I'm dying.
10:38I'm going, I'm gonna die.
10:40I'm going.
10:43Is my hand Š»ŃŽŠ±ŠøŠ¼.
10:45Oh
10:47Oh