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  • 24/05/2025
Mercury has had enough of the sun's solar flares, so he goes to Venus to share his orbit. But is this such a good idea?

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00:00Oh, I'm sorry, Mercury. Didn't mean to aim that solar flare at your face.
00:07M-Mercury?
00:10Ha! You look smoking hot, Pipsqueak!
00:13Mock me all you want, Venus. I don't care anymore.
00:17I'm sick to the core of the sun's solar flares.
00:20From now on, we will share in orbit.
00:22I-uh... You can't just-
00:25I can and I will!
00:26Ugh, what an attitude.
00:28Mercury!
00:30You're going back into orbit right now!
00:32No! Venus and I are sharing in orbit now!
00:35No, we are not!
00:37Yes, we are!
00:38No, we are not!
00:40Guys, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but when two planets share in orbit,
00:45that usually results in either a collision or one of them being hurled into the sun.
00:50I don't care, Jupiter! Still beats getting hit by solar flares all the time!
00:55Alright, alright!
00:56What if I don't hit you with them? I can aim somewhere else, like-
00:58Venus?
01:00What?
01:00What?
01:01What?
01:01What?
01:02Aww, you'd do that for me?
01:04Yes, yes, promise.
01:06I promise. If it means everything goes back to normal...
01:09NORMAL!
01:11B-b-b-but, you could just not aim your solar flares at any of them!
01:16So thank you again for watching!
01:19Because of this I was super excited!
01:19Because of the weather, I need you!
01:20B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b!

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