00:00And then there's me, Lori Granger, the final candidate.
00:04Unlike Tiffany, I'm definitely not popular.
00:07I've learned to keep my head down,
00:09but it's time for something to change.
00:12Not everyone is obsessed with prom.
00:15Megan Rogers, stoner, horror nerd, my best friend.
00:26Megan thinks prom is super lame, but she's got my back.
00:30It would be a cold night in hell if I actually won prom queen, but it's senior year.
00:47This is my last chance to show everyone I'm more than just a shady side sob story.
00:51But shit, I didn't know the half of it.
00:55Everyone knows what aspiration means, right?
01:00Breathing through your ass?
01:02Now listen, you're all representatives of shady side.
01:06Your future job matters.
01:08And if you want to be successful, you need to show that you're special.
01:12And a great resume is one way to do that.
01:16And you also need ambition.
01:17Devlin, what do you want to be?
01:20What do you mean?
01:22After you graduate.
01:23What's your plan, buddy?
01:24Are you even listening?
01:25Is jerking it for Jesus a job?
01:30Okay, enough.
01:31Focus, people.
01:32Lori Granger.
01:33What about you?
01:35Oh, she's gonna be a writer.
01:38There's no writers from shady.
01:41What's she gonna write?
01:42My mother stabbed my dad in the face by Lori Granger.
01:47She didn't do it.
01:48Who did it, then?
01:50Granger's in denial.
01:52It's tragic.
01:53Motherfucking Wolfpack.
01:56Okay, settle down, everyone.
01:59Listen, it's okay to dream, but it's also important to be realistic.
02:07Okay, everyone.
02:09Let's get back to those resumes.
02:12May your dad rest in hell, Granger.
02:22Megan?
02:24Holy shit!
02:27This is on you, you evil fucks!
02:30Oh my god.
02:31Oh my god.
02:32Oh my god.
02:33Oh my god.
02:34Oh my god.
02:35Oh my god.
02:36Oh my god.
02:37Oh my god.
02:38Oh my god.
02:39Oh my god.
02:40Oh my god.
02:41Oh my god.
02:42Oh my god.
02:43Oh my god.
02:44Oh my god.
02:45Gotcha.
02:47That's not funny.
02:49What the fuck?
02:50Are you crazy?
02:51Yeah, she's psychotic.
02:52Megan Rogers.
02:54Principal's office, right fucking now!
02:58Epic.
02:59Piece of shit!
03:00Rogers!
03:01I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
03:02I'm going to go.
03:03I'm going to go.
03:04I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
03:05Stop my...
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