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00:00:30中國拳術,自古被稱為技擊,即係以我的技巧,擊倒敵人,保衛自己而被研究。
00:00:46優越嘅拳術,即係空手殺人術。
00:00:50相傳太極拳,係元末明初嘅張三豐所創。
00:00:55但係,另外一個講法,係根據近代武術考據。
00:01:01太極拳,係明末清初戰將,河南溫縣陳家溝人,陳王賢所創。
00:01:10太極拳,係注重武德修養,以盤架為體,推手為用,柔中有剛嘅內加拳。
00:01:20剛極,係以氧氣促群,不集中氣力於筋肉及關節,突然間爆發而出。
00:01:29柔嘅技巧,係承受敵人嘅攻擊,以正制度,四兩撥千斤,借敵人之力,以致敵於敗。
00:01:41走開!走開!撞死冇嘢賠!走開!走開!
00:01:49你咁專登用車撞我!
00:01:57死大肚婆,幹著我都出細節!
00:01:59你撞我老爸個仔,我用單車撞返你肚裏面個仔!
00:02:02你撞我老爸個仔!
00:02:05大夫呀,走呀!
00:02:07仆街呀!
00:02:11投降!你仆街呀!
00:02:14乜仆街呀!我喺度省卵咋嘛!
00:02:18你架單車又幾正喎!
00:02:20來佬貨嚟㗎,係我老爸專登係花旗運返嚟㗎!
00:02:24我車你返學呀!
00:02:26我哋成日都返學呀咩!
00:02:29嘩!正呀!
00:02:31嘩!正呀!
00:02:32過癮!過癮!
00:02:35到啦!
00:02:38你猛仔呀!
00:02:39我衰㗎!
00:02:43喂!喂!唔好走呀!我買返十條八條盤畀你呀!
00:02:48早晨!早晨!早晨!早晨!
00:02:51睇野啦!唔好走啦!
00:02:54百家尊!
00:02:55喂!我啲字畫呀!
00:02:57各位街坊!唔睇!唔睇曬!
00:03:00你做啲乜嘢嘅!
00:03:02停住!
00:03:04我跳!我跳!我跳!我跳!
00:03:08陳天祖!唔信你威過我!
00:03:11同學!面係人哋畀嘅假係自己招㗎!
00:03:14我老爸都怕惡!你唔怕惡!
00:03:16你老爸我都未驚過惡人呀!
00:03:18我撞死你!
00:03:19來呀!
00:03:22百家尊!
00:03:26我對陣你!
00:03:27痛呀!
00:03:29我姐姐威過你呀!
00:03:32我姐姐威過你呢!
00:03:34陳天祖!陳天祖!
00:03:35我拍低你!
00:03:43同學!准唔准我威呀!
00:03:46老虎都唔准你威!
00:03:51打呀!打呀!打呀!打呀!打呀!
00:03:53痛呀!
00:03:57痛呀!
00:03:59同學!送咗幾層膏留你!啱洗啦!
00:04:06同學!同學!大腳就打消兩拳!
00:04:17我押!
00:04:20痛呀!
00:04:21我抽!
00:04:22痛呀!
00:04:25你呢一世呀!都唔使至於威過我啦!
00:04:29論手瓜,你又唔夠我勁!
00:04:34論軍法,你又唔係我個屁!
00:04:36係呀!縮咗!
00:04:41仲有一樣嘢你唔夠我僵!
00:04:43乜嘢呀?
00:04:44打差佬!
00:04:45未必!
00:04:47我夠大!
00:04:48掟!
00:04:49砌砌掟!
00:04:52掟住!
00:04:53死呀你!叫到你唔好打差佬㗎啦!
00:04:56係佢呀!拉佢啦!
00:04:57拉佢啦!
00:04:59上膠腳!
00:05:02我砌你!
00:05:03唔使俾面我呀!
00:05:04隨便!
00:05:05起身!
00:05:06唔關我事㗎!
00:05:07唔係我呀!
00:05:08屎靚仔!你洗乾淨個屁股!準備坐化艇呀!
00:05:13唔關我事㗎!唔係我呀!
00:05:14同學!鄧龍你就叻過我啦!
00:05:16我一定會報仇!
00:05:17我都未報仇!你報咩仇呀!
00:05:22鬼叫你窮呀!頂夢想呀!
00:05:26同人唔同命!同姐唔同病!
00:05:38油餅仔!又吞趴呀!
00:05:40俾你個便宜老豆睇到,又頂撈㗎啦!
00:05:46抬五十包鹽上車!
00:05:49抬五十包鹽上車!準備出貨!爽手啲呀!
00:05:58我唔係眼花嗎?
00:06:01唔係眼花!係怕你身體差!
00:06:04細佬你!大佬!兄弟如手足!有嘢大家郁!
00:06:10你唔好見嘢就亂咁郁呀!快啲返去食雞粥!
00:06:14呢啲粗重嘢唔係你做㗎!
00:06:19大佬!接住!
00:06:24上嚟!
00:06:26鬆緊!
00:06:29再嚟一包!
00:06:31考大佬功夫添呀!睇下邊個抬得又多又快呀!
00:06:34好!
00:06:40整包添你呀!
00:06:44你少咗包呀!
00:06:45你嘅!
00:06:49睇嘢啦!
00:07:00掂唔掂呀!掂個碌仔!
00:07:13醒呀你!好醒咩!
00:07:18醒呀你!
00:07:26老豆!快啲拎快佢出嚟啦!唔係變山甲鹹佢㗎啦!
00:07:32老豆!
00:07:33好鹹呀!
00:07:35尤丙!你想謀殺我呀!
00:07:38老豆!我知錯囉!
00:07:42老豆!有冇跌親呀!
00:07:45你以為我跌到咩!我係揽緊咋鹽咋!
00:07:49你梗係專登搵嗰啲鹽包嚟掟我嘅!
00:07:54你話係咪係囉!
00:07:56老豆!你搞錯啦!係我呀!
00:07:59你又同佢揹鑊啦!呢個月你同佢揹咗十幾鑊㗎啦!
00:08:04你唔覺得重嘅咩!
00:08:06呢鑊係堅㗎!
00:08:07我唔理你堅定牢啦!總之呀!你嘅責任就係要將呢啲鹽通通包好曬佢先可以食飯!
00:08:18你嘅責任呢就係要飲多啲心湯好好地讀詩!
00:08:25老豆呀!
00:08:26讀乜嘢呀!返入去啦!
00:08:33仲唔去做嘢呀!
00:08:34係!老豆!
00:08:38大佬!接住!
00:08:43你係得嘅!食咗接做呀!
00:08:54郭喬!跟住你!
00:08:57嚟到二百五十間!郭喬!下一位!
00:09:00嘩!二百七十斤!好重呀!
00:09:03嘩!又重咗呀!要減肥先至得呀!
00:09:08飛婆!呢條橋超過二百五十斤,啲啲咁多都會斷㗎!何況你而家超過二十斤,唔過得!
00:09:16唔超重啦!
00:09:18而家差唔多!
00:09:20咁過得橋粒掛!
00:09:21傻啦!
00:09:26咁就二百七!
00:09:29咁你得二百七!
00:09:31三百七!
00:09:32四百七!
00:09:33四百七!
00:09:35四百七!
00:09:36咁就二百七!咁你二百五!咦!
00:09:48拋棉花呀!開步走呀!
00:09:50鑽兵呀!我有剩呀!
00:09:52一腳踢呀!好嘢呀!保持住!
00:09:54哎呀!貓鼠呀!唔錯呀!頭槌呀!
00:09:57哎呀!心中心呀!頂住呀!
00:10:00哎呀!又嚟過呀!
00:10:03哎呀!多隻咁呀!
00:10:06哎呀!超重呀!大鑊呀!
00:10:12死你死肥婆!話你超重啦!
00:10:14你愛呀!
00:10:17老闆!我前日做嘅衫做好未呀?
00:10:19做好了!喺隔離工場!我過去攞俾你呀!
00:10:22唔該你幫我睇住一陣呀!
00:10:24行!無問題!
00:10:26小爺!你一做就做咁多套㗎!
00:10:29唔?今日好冷咩?
00:10:31唔係呀。
00:10:33吓!關你咩事呀!死靚仔呀!
00:10:36有冇攞身佢著個衫呀!
00:10:39有乜咁好笑呀!唔准笑!
00:10:42哦!啱你著嘅衫,有呀!
00:10:46嗱!呢件衫呢,肥嘅人著咗會好燒傷㗎!
00:10:49著嚟試下呀!
00:10:50真嘅?咁我就要試下啦!
00:10:54唉!醜人多八怪,肥人貪燒傷呀!
00:11:00喂!靚仔呀!啲樓扣唔埋嘅!
00:11:03嘩!你想靚就要聽我講!
00:11:08又好?
00:11:09睇戲!
00:11:10哦!
00:11:12停胸!
00:11:14收肚!
00:11:16雙手托天!
00:11:19嗱!唔好郁呀!我同你扣樓!
00:11:21最緊要呢,就係深呼吸!
00:11:24嗱!記住,唔好透大氣呀!
00:11:29嘩!你睇下簡直fit到鼻呀!
00:11:32唔新呀!自己照下鏡呀!
00:11:34哦!
00:11:41嘩!玲瓏浮凸!我冇介紹錯啦!
00:11:46嘩!演戲又真係幾燒傷呀!我衰鬼!
00:11:59唔該你!
00:12:00助人為快樂之本,我同你執!
00:12:03嗱!
00:12:04唔該曬呀!
00:12:08哎呀!咩聲呀?
00:12:11施暴聲呀!
00:12:18哈!死靚仔呀!你整蠱我呀!
00:12:22我唔係有心呀!
00:12:24哦!
00:12:25喂呀!
00:12:27喂!喂!
00:12:29哎呀!
00:12:33我舊唔係有心啦!
00:12:50等你老母我呀!
00:12:52你救返你啲死靚仔呀!
00:13:00哎呀!
00:13:04知道我棉花糖好犀利呢!
00:13:13頂你個肺呀!我再頂大力啲就頂你上神台㗎啦!
00:13:18還想打呀!
00:13:25娘呀!我腳軟呀!
00:13:27怕咩!仲想同我練呀!
00:13:29我砸到砸死你呀!
00:13:32我拖!我拖!
00:13:34啊!我窄呀!
00:13:38你八婆!忍住挖開兩邊呀!
00:13:41你靚仔呀!你走遲一步呀!
00:13:43砸到你鼻肉餅呀!
00:13:52你拖!跌我腹郎!
00:13:55出嚟!出嚟!出唔出嚟你!
00:13:57唔出!有幅牆頂住都無咁傷!
00:13:59你!你!你!出唔出嚟㗎!
00:14:01大丈夫話咗唔出就唔出㗎!
00:14:04嘩!爬龍口呀!
00:14:06撞毀你呀!
00:14:07哎呀!冇咩辦法呀!
00:14:08雷超人嚟啦!
00:14:10啊!大鑊!
00:14:17以後要尊重老人家呀!靚仔!
00:14:21少爺!你冇事呀嘛!
00:14:23死八婆!似住自己敦煒重猛咁責人!
00:14:27唔緊要!有機會責佢!
00:14:29超人總呀!今晚呢就係你班書友祝賀你老師嘅生日!
00:14:33呢包禮物呢就送比你老師嘅!
00:14:35係咩嚟㗎?
00:14:36鹽呀嘛!所謂物輕情意重呀!傻仔!
00:14:41我哋陳家呢一向都要威呀!
00:14:44你一定要坐頂轎佢哋夠派頭!
00:14:47誒!游萍!嚟嚟嚟嚟嚟!
00:14:50為咗慳番個轎夫,你去抬轎呀!
00:14:52啊!
00:14:53去呀!
00:15:06今次陳村總一定會笑個成身腫呀!
00:15:12少爺!你嚟咗!
00:15:17啊!
00:15:24升定啲呀!
00:15:25係!
00:15:27少爺!
00:15:28準備好哂嚟?
00:15:29準備好啦!
00:15:31陳村總一到呢,就用火箭炮射佢!
00:15:35我出第一下訊號,就放第一排炮!
00:15:38我出第二下訊號,就放第二排炮!
00:15:41總之我不停咁吹,你哋就不停咁放!
00:15:44知到未?
00:15:45知到!
00:15:46係!
00:15:52等陣!你落嚟做咩呀?
00:15:53大佬!不如你坐我台呀!
00:15:55唔得嘅!
00:15:57我條命冇你咁好,邊有大佬抬細佬㗎!
00:16:00嚟呀!
00:16:01比老豆知道又鬧㗎啦!你坐啦!
00:16:03你唔講,我唔講,佢點知呀!坐啦!
00:16:06喂!我知道呀!
00:16:10阿福!你行運啦!
00:16:12坐穩啦!
00:16:14少爺!本少爺俾個機會你坐轎!
00:16:17細佬!你...
00:16:18你唔坐,我唔坐,咪益咗阿福囉!
00:16:21咁點係呀!
00:16:22大佬!我哋行啦!
00:16:24好!我哋行啦!
00:16:26我哋三代抬轎,估唔到今日有人抬下我喎!
00:16:31坐落又點過癮呀!
00:16:35有訊號呀!
00:16:36喂!點講呀!
00:16:44我呢世呀,都係注定抬轎啦!
00:16:52陳處長!今次你仲唔全身中!
00:17:09行啦!
00:17:14有訊號呀!
00:17:28唔好打炮呀!一路嚟啦!
00:17:30點呀!
00:17:41我班馬仔冇錯,係你錯!
00:17:54呢次話全身中,唔係佢全身中呀!
00:17:57內憂到害花!
00:18:00口哭!
00:18:02你害人終害己啦!
00:18:04仲有咩符feat出呀!
00:18:07快啲拉我入去啦!
00:18:11Hoppo!
00:18:12扯旗歡迎我哋喎!
00:18:27打佢呀!
00:18:58打佢呀!
00:19:16唔攻炮!
00:19:28打佢呀!
00:19:40我見到好多星星呀!
00:19:53夠唔夠呀!放馬過嚟!
00:19:54夠膽撩我哋,斂過我,郁佢!
00:19:56細佬!細佬呀!
00:20:01一、二、三!
00:20:26王冠李大!
00:20:29擔返落大雪家啦!
00:20:35你估點著佢會點樣呀?
00:20:38一定會變成科學怪人呀!
00:20:40係呀!你唔信呀!
00:20:43細佬!算啦!
00:20:45俾面我大佬,放過你啦!
00:20:47走!快啲返屋企啦!
00:20:57嘩!嘩!犀利呀!
00:20:59佢緊係興到辣到啲炮仗自己炸自己呀!
00:21:02走呀!走呀!
00:21:11爸爸!爸爸!
00:21:13係呀!我唔係爸爸!我係爸爸!
00:21:17我仲係爸爸!我爸爸!爸爸!爸爸!
00:21:23我呢世人,只係得你粒仔!
00:21:29陳村總!你居然將我仔打成咁樣!
00:21:35乖仔!我要陳村總同你一樣咁去陪你!
00:21:43我驚!大佬驚!我驚!
00:21:47玩呀你知得!
00:21:53阿 Sam!一蚊樓梯底,兩蚊上角仔!
00:22:01裝假狗添喎!等我拆穿你先啦!
00:22:05嚟呀!嚟呀!嚟呀!
00:22:09嘩!出水添呀!
00:22:12哎呀!俾你炸爆咗喎!
00:22:14吓!係你添!
00:22:16我有樣嘢俾返你!
00:22:19你件衫我補好啦!
00:22:22我唔要!你仲執返嚟補做乜嘢呀!
00:22:25我大把衫著,學埋哂老豆啲衰嘢!
00:22:28我啲衫多到著唔曬呀!
00:22:31我多事!係我唔啱!太知野喎!
00:22:35梗係多衫著啦!難免我搵件衫換下都無!
00:22:42睇落又補得幾有型喎!以後我去親飲都著住佢!
00:22:48吓!幾好喎!
00:22:51唔好咁谷氣啦!俾個餌你潤返下啦!
00:22:57咁你啦!
00:22:58揸爆咗啦!
00:22:59係我揸爆咗嘅,就當我食咗啦!
00:23:01你食啦!
00:23:02吓!抵你做大佬!
00:23:04大便你嘅,小便我嘅!
00:23:07分餌?唔係幾老禮喎!
00:23:09唔係咁八卦食啦!無得食就唔老禮呀!
00:23:18嘩!
00:23:48付賞銀票一千,殺陳鐸選家。
00:23:58吓!我今日一共賺咗九千九百九十九蚊九毫九分錢!
00:24:23咁爭一分錢咪夠一萬囉!
00:24:24尤平呀!你借一分錢俾我呀!
00:24:27啊!無呀!
00:24:29埋網呀!無都要有㗎啦!
00:24:32借俾老頭湊九一萬蚊!
00:24:34齊頭數嘛!有利息俾你㗎!
00:24:38哦!衰多口!
00:24:47又借無還,又入無出!
00:24:50老頭!我斟茶俾你飲!
00:24:52唔使啦!啲茶葉貴呀!慳得就慳!
00:25:01望梅止渴!
00:25:07滿口心津!仲好過飲茶呀!
00:25:11你地啲酸梅又平過茶葉好多呀嘛!
00:25:14咪話老頭孤寒啦!俾你飲飯解下渴!
00:25:18飲一啖好啦!飲得多酸死你呀!
00:25:22都仲未飲到呀!收飯!
00:25:25來呀!幫下手搬啲嘢入房嗰度啦!
00:25:28哦!
00:25:32唔好亂鬥!
00:25:34老頭錫你呀!啲輕嘅呢就你拎!
00:25:38啲重嘅我食抵啲我自己攞啦!
00:25:42老頭!使唔使幫手呀?
00:25:44你行開啦!鬥時哂!
00:25:47老頭!使唔使幫手呀?
00:25:49你行開啦!鬥時哂!
00:26:16啊!你死啦!你飲醉酒,一如孤寒老細,炒啲魷魚呀!
00:26:46仲打醉拳嘅!
00:27:16啊!唔好呀!救命呀!啊!救命呀!啊!救命呀!啊!唔好呀!
00:27:47啊!救火呀!救火呀!
00:27:51哎吔!你一直望佢嘅路,你撚咩?救火呀!
00:27:55啊!
00:28:14老頭!
00:28:15鬥甚麼呀?我破產呀
00:28:17我不緊要呀,快點把我的錢拿回來呀
00:28:40鎖匙呀
00:28:41我的鎖匙呀
00:28:45鎖匙呀
00:29:15好呀,好呀,好呀
00:29:31好痛呀
00:29:36陳村總贏
00:29:37好呀,你有前途,我下重注,買你贏
00:29:42好呀
00:29:45好呀,好呀,好呀
00:29:59你有前途,不過他更有希望
00:30:03我躺在他身上去買你贏呀
00:30:06不如男將對陳村總
00:30:08靚仔,唔使怕呀,輸了有我,唔使怕呀
00:30:19唔使驚呀,輸了有我
00:30:24誰想對付我呀
00:30:34大隻降水牛呀
00:30:41快來呀
00:30:47痛呀你
00:30:49痛完可以再痛
00:30:53上來呀,上呀,上呀
00:31:00來呀,爬上來呀
00:31:05有個浴袍團之餘,無事
00:31:10大巨鬚,給你畫個大畫面呀
00:31:13好呀,好呀,好呀
00:31:18好呀
00:31:22好呀
00:31:26好呀
00:31:30對不起
00:31:42好呀
00:31:47好呀
00:32:05贏面統席
00:32:07大巨鬚,給你畫個大畫面
00:32:13放手,放腳
00:32:20大巨鬚好勁,大巨鬚好勁
00:32:23大巨鬚好勁
00:32:25他們父子倆死得真慘呀
00:32:29阿楓,阿楓
00:32:31少爺,怎麼會搞成這樣呀
00:32:34我老爸呢
00:32:35你老爸一世孤寒,死了連棺材都省了
00:32:39他已經火葬燒到變灰了
00:32:42那我老大呢
00:32:43他?同葬呀
00:32:46老大,老大
00:33:11我們玩跳繩呀
00:33:20不給你玩
00:33:21你爸爸是大賊,你是小賊
00:33:23我們是來跟你玩的
00:33:25不怕罵爸爸
00:33:27你打我呀
00:33:28不打
00:33:29不打
00:33:30不打
00:33:31不打
00:33:32不打
00:33:33不打
00:33:34不打
00:33:35不打
00:33:36不打
00:33:37不打
00:33:38不打
00:33:39不打
00:33:40不打
00:33:41不打
00:33:42不打
00:33:43不打
00:33:44不打
00:33:46不打
00:33:47不打
00:33:48婆婆,我爸爸不是大賊,是大英雄
00:33:51大賊來啦
00:33:52爸爸
00:33:55爺爺,爺爺
00:33:56爺爺
00:33:57爺爺
00:33:58爺爺
00:34:06這隻木馬是爸爸親手替你做的
00:34:08你喜歡嗎
00:34:10誰辱孫呀?
00:34:14不辱孫,一點也不辱孫呀
00:34:16我這隻木馬,全世界只有一隻
00:34:19是我爸爸親手造的
00:34:21你們說呀,你們爸爸識不識做呀?
00:34:24識不識呀?
00:34:25這隻木馬,真的全世界只有一隻呀?
00:34:28對呀,我從來都沒見過的
00:34:30好少有呀
00:34:31我也想玩呀
00:34:32好呀,一起玩呀
00:34:34好呀,一起玩呀
00:34:50馬上捕獵下馬受死
00:35:01我馬上封行走江湖這麼久
00:35:03從來未逢敵手呀
00:35:05不過這個造型很好看呀
00:35:07過去看看表演呀
00:35:08好呀
00:35:14有趣意無睇呀
00:35:17有趣意無睇呀
00:35:18看到沒有
00:35:21死老頑童,出名的骯髒出頭,搶我們飯碗
00:35:33嘻嘻嘻嘻,不用怒氣呀
00:35:35你們都可以真人表演著羽毛呀
00:35:37當然不能不打呀
00:35:39我逼他逼,掌他掌,大花面都大花面
00:35:45花文寶珍文
00:35:48波麗呀
00:35:51小丑對小丑
00:35:53我要拆你台
00:35:58扔他
00:36:05你台戲,不夠我台戲練呀
00:36:08一起上
00:36:17等我的徒弟阿里巴巴,阿里巴巴和你們練過
00:36:21出來
00:36:24你看看
00:36:27衝過去
00:36:29擋住,擋住
00:36:31右勾,右勾,右勾,左勾
00:36:35頂住
00:36:39直拳,直拳,直拳
00:36:47來呀,來呀
00:36:59右勾,右勾,右勾,左勾
00:37:02你不用怕,不用怕
00:37:04我幫你拆,拆,拆,拆
00:37:06向上拆,向下拆,向上拆
00:37:09你真厲害呀
00:37:18不要拉呀,不要拉呀
00:37:21不要拉呀,不要拉呀
00:37:23不要拉呀,不要拉呀
00:37:26三個猴子欺負一個老黑
00:37:33不用這麼激動,舉腳之勞
00:37:35你也要我的腳呀
00:37:38不好意思
00:37:40你站在一邊,讓我搞定他
00:37:42你已經搞定我了
00:37:48打呀,打呀
00:37:51打呀,打呀
00:37:53打呀,打呀
00:37:57你真是玩完了
00:37:59搞定
00:38:00老白,你沒事吧
00:38:01我就沒事
00:38:03你就有難了,你拆了我的戲台
00:38:07不要管了,你賠給我
00:38:11老白,有事慢慢說吧
00:38:13用不著這麼勞氣
00:38:18我的鬍鬚呀
00:38:21你想割腳
00:38:30臭小子
00:38:31拆了我的戲台,燒了我的鬍鬚
00:38:33就這樣想割腳呀
00:38:34我沒錢賠呀
00:38:36沒錢賠呀
00:38:38那跟我回去做一個月的雜工吧
00:38:40那不就是叫本少爺做苦工
00:38:47沒錢賠呀
00:38:59沒錢賠呀
00:39:02一網打盡
00:39:12這間屋子只有我們兩個住了
00:39:18哎呀
00:39:20我是個標準的住家男人
00:39:23從廚房一直到睡房
00:39:26都是由我一個腳踏進去
00:39:32從現在開始呢
00:39:34這些功夫就任你去做
00:39:37不用我做了
00:39:42首先,從枱腳一直到牆腳
00:39:44都要掃得乾乾淨淨
00:39:46一塵不染
00:39:50快點做吧
00:40:00你把我弄成這樣
00:40:02哎呀,你看你看
00:40:04你越掃越骯髒
00:40:05對不起呀,我幫你掃一掃
00:40:08浪費錢
00:40:12你專門鬥武器呀
00:40:14我再做幾天就補償了
00:40:15我再做幾天就補償了
00:40:23掃不到的
00:40:25我鬥
00:40:27沒了,沒了
00:40:29那個香爐大都被你毀了
00:40:31你怎麼掃地的呀
00:40:33掃地?
00:40:34我自出娘胎都沒採過掃靶的
00:40:38握著棍子呢,我還可以掃幾下
00:40:41你懂得掃嗎?
00:40:42隨便你教我
00:40:45我教會他,我就不用做了
00:40:48好,該教你
00:40:49你不要在這裡學了
00:40:50快走呀
00:41:01喂,垃圾
00:41:03來,接著
00:41:06多好
00:41:08多好
00:41:18那邊還有很多垃圾呀
00:41:20是呀
00:41:29這裡有支火柴枝呀
00:41:31火柴枝是濕的,早晚掃不到的
00:41:35海底還有些爛杯
00:41:36是呀
00:41:44夠了沒有
00:41:46搞定了
00:41:49都掃得很乾淨
00:41:51不用說了
00:41:54你這個臭小子
00:41:55你碰我工作
00:41:57你做我的那份,我就做你的那份
00:42:00是呀
00:42:14我知道錯了,我知道錯了
00:42:18既然你知道錯了
00:42:19我大人有大量
00:42:20選呀
00:42:23福華像隻老鼠似的那個人
00:42:25又挺像你的
00:42:27不過另外那個又不像我
00:42:29那像不像我呀
00:42:32像呀
00:42:35像呀你
00:42:37是呀,肥婆
00:42:39造反呀
00:42:41用掃把噴我
00:42:43太座,我識座了
00:42:47請坐呀
00:42:51肥婆
00:42:53不是不是不是,太座
00:42:54什麼話
00:42:55不是,大嬸,上次
00:42:56上次的事不要再提了
00:42:58我也有不對
00:42:59你不用怕得這麼淒涼
00:43:00我又不是老虎
00:43:03這個是免費請回來的工人
00:43:06那對了
00:43:07你和我去倒水
00:43:08但我
00:43:10這麼聰明
00:43:11知道我要洗臉
00:43:12倒水呀,說也沒那麼容易
00:43:19你幹什麼呀
00:43:21倒水呀
00:43:23我叫你倒水給我洗臉呀
00:43:26擺烏龍
00:43:28那煮飯識不識呀
00:43:30也不識呀
00:43:31他
00:43:32也識
00:43:36以為找到個免費工人
00:43:39誰知連米飯也吃了
00:43:41你就真是甩鬍子呀
00:43:45這麼慘呀
00:43:47一把火就
00:43:48一套火呀
00:43:50大少爺
00:43:51吃飯識不識呀
00:43:53不識哪有這麼大隻呀
00:43:54蒸飯桶呀
00:43:56太太
00:43:57吃飯呀
00:43:58幹什麼呀
00:44:00撞過了
00:44:02不用理他
00:44:03當他隱形的
00:44:04吃飯呀
00:44:05是
00:44:12嘩
00:44:13你這隻老鼠落米缸了
00:44:16對了
00:44:17你以後有什麼打算呀
00:44:19我也不知道呀
00:44:20堅步行步呀
00:44:21你老爸不用你做事
00:44:23害死你呀
00:44:24做人做人
00:44:25做什麼人呀
00:44:26行
00:44:27我明天教你打棉胎
00:44:29讓你學回手藝
00:44:30好呀
00:44:32現在教你壓棉胎
00:44:37看著我的腳
00:44:38最重要是要輕鬆一點
00:44:42這樣就叫壓棉胎呀
00:44:44工作就不忘而落
00:44:45上來呀
00:44:46練一下你的腰
00:44:47練一下你的腳
00:44:49練一下你的頭
00:44:50轉個身
00:44:51上來呀
00:44:54轉個身
00:44:58保持平衡呀
00:44:59再來一個
00:45:00來呀
00:45:03一起扭
00:45:14放穩一點呀
00:45:18我暈了
00:45:19死皮
00:45:20死皮
00:45:22沒腳放放
00:45:23站不穩呀
00:45:39學打棉胎呀
00:45:40到天熱就餓死呀
00:45:42玩布袋戲呀
00:45:43一年四季都找到食呀
00:45:46我吃下一點教你呀
00:45:48跟我來
00:45:50來呀
00:46:02你個臭男人
00:46:03叫我徒弟
00:46:04來呀
00:46:05我們繼續
00:46:08死皮譜呀
00:46:09你氣死我了
00:46:13忍呀忍呀
00:46:14白忍成金呀
00:46:21穿了有幾勤力呀
00:46:25如果是我兒子
00:46:26這樣就好了
00:46:27講乜鬼呀
00:46:29這麼多年來
00:46:30別說阿旦呀
00:46:31屁都不放我那裡過
00:46:33哎呀
00:46:34那就是怪我了
00:46:36別說你自己呀
00:46:37老是想念練太極
00:46:39沒完沒了
00:46:43好
00:46:44明天去觀音廟
00:46:45請班長求子
00:46:47明天去觀音廟
00:46:48請班長求子登仙
00:46:54布你上了神台
00:46:55千萬不要死火呀
00:46:57這瓶壯陽苦冰酒
00:46:59先給老爺嘆嘆
00:47:02老爺呀
00:47:03有氣有氣
00:47:04我這陣子都不氣
00:47:05何來有氣呀
00:47:06憑這瓶東西
00:47:07你就可以氣
00:47:08來
00:47:09接住
00:47:12嘩
00:47:15日光日白點著燈
00:47:16浪費不浪費呀
00:47:27我要呀
00:47:28快點呀
00:47:29急不急呀
00:47:30快點呀
00:47:32快點呀
00:47:41死火呀
00:47:42我吹熄的
00:47:43省一點嘛
00:47:44那我沒希望
00:47:46我忍不住了
00:47:47來了來了
00:47:48走開呀
00:47:50不行呀
00:47:55你幹嘛打我呀
00:47:56你在我那兒吃在我那兒住
00:47:57我不打你嗎
00:47:58我告訴你
00:47:59我以後不想再見到你
00:48:00你快點給我走呀
00:48:04原來你當我白吃
00:48:06我什麼都做
00:48:07連內褲都給你們洗了
00:48:09你這樣對我
00:48:10不改我也走呀
00:48:12走走走
00:48:13快點在我眼前消失呀
00:48:15走呀
00:48:22千瘡萬瘤
00:48:41玩這個千里馬
00:48:42跑得最快的
00:48:44爸爸快點呀
00:48:45快點呀
00:48:46快點呀
00:48:47不然追不上我了
00:48:49快點呀爸爸
00:48:53好好玩呀
00:48:55爸爸我要玩那些
00:49:01好呀
00:49:03爸爸快點回來呀
00:49:05這個肥腸不錯呀
00:49:07起碼值二三百大獎呀
00:49:11好不好看呀
00:49:14來呀來呀
00:49:25怎麼這麼笨呀
00:49:29掉下來了
00:49:30壞蛋
00:49:34快點呀你別走呀
00:49:41你幹什麼呀
00:49:44你幹什麼呀
00:49:48你幹什麼呀
00:49:54你幹什麼呀
00:50:13你個混蛋呀
00:50:15兄弟呀
00:50:16這麼嚴重呀
00:50:17我們走江湖找兩餐
00:50:18你打破我的穩食家衣
00:50:19我怎麼辦呀
00:50:23算了不用賠
00:50:24不用賠了
00:50:25不行
00:50:26今天老虎蟹都要你賠的了
00:50:27算了
00:50:28走呀
00:50:29這個頭呀
00:50:30起碼值十個大洋
00:50:31嘩
00:50:32吃我隻車呀
00:50:33還有呀
00:50:34這件起碼二十個大洋呀
00:50:36速速放呀兄弟
00:50:37好
00:50:38我給錢你
00:50:39過來呀
00:50:44有好戲看呀
00:50:45哥哥打壞人呀
00:50:58臭小子你不信我打你呀
00:51:04不用怕呀
00:51:05你叫什麼名呀
00:51:06鐵臉邪
00:51:10你爸爸當然叫鐵打丸啦
00:51:11不是
00:51:12不是
00:51:13那當然叫鐵板燒啦
00:51:14不是
00:51:15我爸爸叫鐵無情
00:51:17鐵無情
00:51:18怪不得你爸爸不理你啦
00:51:23不是呀
00:51:24我爸爸很好人的
00:51:25他是啞的
00:51:26常常被壞人欺負的
00:51:31我教你功夫保護你爸爸呀
00:51:32好呀
00:51:33你打他的頭呀
00:51:34打呀
00:51:35出力打呀
00:51:39這麼厲害打怎麼行呀
00:51:41這樣才對呀
00:51:44玩完
00:51:46你住在哪裡呀
00:51:47我住在慈愛育幼院
00:51:51你也是呀
00:51:53這麼大個人連兒子都看不順眼
00:51:55現在怎麼辦呀
00:51:56爸爸
00:51:59爸爸
00:52:04真是替他開心呀
00:52:06哥哥
00:52:07拜拜
00:52:08拜拜
00:52:12明天小心看著兒子呀
00:52:14哥哥
00:52:15你有空多點來陪我玩呀
00:52:17我會呀
00:52:21為名職棋
00:52:23殺數情趣
00:52:25要賴外親見
00:52:27哎呀
00:52:28腰酸背痛呀
00:52:29村長在就不用這麼辛苦啦
00:52:37你爸爸
00:52:38你爸爸
00:52:40唉
00:52:43陳皮妹呀
00:52:45阿賴
00:52:46阿賴
00:52:49甚麼事呀
00:52:50快點倒杯茶給我呀
00:52:53拿條毛巾
00:53:00茶呀
00:53:01嗯
00:53:05連喝茶都沒有味道
00:53:08不知道少了甚麼
00:53:09渾身都不舒服
00:53:11我幫你按摩呀
00:53:14唉呀
00:53:15不用啦
00:53:16粗手粗腳的
00:53:17村長就比你好多了
00:53:20你還提村長
00:53:21為了一點點事你就趕走他呀
00:53:24那你就是說我不對呀
00:53:26是你不對呀
00:53:29你敢反抗我
00:53:31反抗
00:53:32反抗
00:53:33我要反抗到死
00:53:37你敢不聽我的話
00:53:38要聽
00:53:39這麼多年來你好像指南針那樣指我
00:53:41還指我不夠呀
00:53:42我早晚都忍不住的
00:53:44你不指我也走
00:53:46不是
00:53:47現在就走
00:53:49拜你個拜
00:53:54我都不想這樣的
00:53:56不過我胖過頭
00:53:57甚麼都不想而已嘛
00:54:00只要你回來
00:54:02你叫我做甚麼我都做
00:54:04當是減肥囉
00:54:05好呀
00:54:06你自己說的
00:54:07我就給你一次機會
00:54:09起來
00:54:11老公
00:54:12你累了
00:54:13坐吧
00:54:19老公呀
00:54:20喝茶吧
00:54:21你說喝就喝
00:54:22跪下
00:54:26進房間擦地
00:54:31五百里都不知道自己這麼威風
00:54:37五百里都不知道自己這麼威風
00:54:50謝謝
00:54:52你幹甚麼
00:55:06你幹甚麼
00:55:15這麼厲害
00:55:16我和你兒子是好朋友
00:55:25差一點
00:55:37欠個剃頭
00:55:40犯規呀
00:55:41老虎犯規
00:55:45娘呀
00:55:46娘呀
00:56:07娘呀
00:56:18這麼大風
00:56:20幹甚麼插進去
00:56:23撐住
00:56:36娘呀
00:57:06娘呀
00:57:37幹甚麼
00:57:50怎麼進了後方
00:58:06幹甚麼
00:58:23死牙佬
00:58:24今天下宿累
00:58:25你先打完上半場
00:58:26有空跟你打完下半場
00:58:29黎明即起
00:58:31灑掃停除
00:58:33要內外清潔
00:58:36輪流轉
00:58:38多少重轉
00:58:44腰酸背痛
00:58:47知道累了
00:58:48沒辦法了
00:58:49坐下跟你按摩
00:58:50好呀
00:58:52做到腰都直了
00:58:56舒服嗎
00:58:58好舒服呀
00:59:07不行呀
00:59:08就這樣硬硬的進去
00:59:09被他撈出來
00:59:10不就糟糕了
00:59:12糟了
00:59:13怎麼辦
00:59:15自從村總走了之後
00:59:17整間屋都變得冷冷清清
00:59:19那就是了
00:59:20我們恨兒子恨到發燒
00:59:22他又無父無母
00:59:23我們好像一家人一樣
00:59:26都是注定沒兒子送終
00:59:29我好後悔趕走他
00:59:31想起他現在孤零零一個人在外面
00:59:33好淒涼的
00:59:35你現在後悔都無補於事了
00:59:40如果他現在出現就好了
00:59:42怎麼可能
00:59:44不是呀
00:59:45有可能的
00:59:50幹什麼打我
00:59:51我看看自己有什麼法子
00:59:52好痛呀
00:59:53痛得要死了
00:59:56別罵呀
00:59:57不能罵
00:59:58我拿回那條螞蟻通就走了
01:00:01糟了
01:00:02你受了傷
01:00:03為什麼搞成這樣
01:00:05我剛才被那個瘋子追殺
01:00:07他的拳鐵金硬的
01:00:09給我回身
01:00:10打了他十幾拳
01:00:13那後來呢
01:00:15厲害了
01:00:16被他碰運氣打了個百幾拳
01:00:20動你就是動我
01:00:21不行
01:00:22我明天幫你打
01:00:23我跟著他
01:00:24閉嘴
01:00:25男人說話女人不准插嘴
01:00:28怪不得你渾身瘀青
01:00:30那就是瘀青了
01:00:32不過我年輕力壯耐打
01:00:34換了是你
01:00:36早就玩完了
01:00:37不是呀
01:00:38我的軟東西呢
01:00:40剛剛吃了他的硬東西
01:00:42什麼軟東西
01:00:43你想知道什麼叫軟東西
01:00:45那就跟我學吧
01:00:48好呀
01:00:49讓我考慮一下
01:00:50那就留下來吧村長
01:00:52既然你開口了
01:00:53我吃虧一點就留下來
01:00:54好
01:00:55我明天就教你軟東西
01:01:02打
01:01:13太極呢
01:01:14分工
01:01:17太極分音啊
01:01:18不是工啦
01:01:19你教還是我教
01:01:21你教你教
01:01:22快點滾開
01:01:23是
01:01:26含胸
01:01:27拔背
01:01:29沉肩
01:01:31嘴腕
01:01:32送腰
01:01:33懸蕩
01:01:34擺好假眉
01:01:36擺好了
01:01:39你重複我的動作
01:01:41像隻猩猩一樣
01:01:43我叫你放鬆
01:01:44鬆一點
01:01:45再鬆一點
01:01:47放鬆
01:01:48全身放鬆
01:01:51你幹嘛躺在地上
01:01:52你叫我放鬆的
01:01:54我叫你放鬆不是放軟
01:01:56起來
01:01:58有沒有搞錯
01:01:59這叫太極拳嗎
01:02:01什麼
01:02:02燙傷
01:02:03你有福的
01:02:04洗牌
01:02:05搭牌
01:02:06摸牌
01:02:08自摸
01:02:09食糊
01:02:10五番
01:02:11避錢
01:02:13摸摸手
01:02:15你都不懂保養
01:02:17想當年你師母還是女兒的時候離家出走
01:02:20都是為了這幾下摸摸手
01:02:23我就是這樣摸摸,摸哀們回家
01:02:26你就當他們是草
01:02:29撚不撚得到
01:02:31你以爲是按摩
01:02:34仿傚你的牛力打過來
01:02:36你不是說笑吧
01:02:38我像是在搞笑
01:02:44這些就是四兩拔斤
01:02:47你才只是用了四兩點力
01:02:48沒錯
01:02:49你記住喎!以巧力克萬力,借力打力,判價為題,推手為用。
01:02:58呢啲就係太極拳嘅精義啦!
01:03:08耍太極又慢又無力,一啲敗感都無!
01:03:12嘩!梗係佢老屁股收埋啲嘢唔教我!
01:03:16唉!自古以來,師父教徒弟就係咁㗎啦!
01:03:22都係我啲勁!
01:03:26勁過雷勁呀!
01:03:27不過隻手就痛啲!
01:03:30你搞乜鬼呀?
01:03:31練功囉!後生仔梗係搵粒嘢發誓下㗎啦!
01:03:34唉呀!你梗係全世做得陰公事多!
01:03:37無人打你,你就自己砌自己㗎!
01:03:40你睇下!手又腫時足又斷,硬碰硬梗兩敗俱傷㗎!
01:03:46唉!你咁好打,打晒個棉花俾我睇下!
01:04:00無論你用幾光猛嘅力度呀,佢都會順住你到力一射射咗佢㗎!
01:04:07呢啲就係物來順應,由能下綱嘅道理啦!
01:04:10唉!飛唔起呀你!
01:04:12你唔好以為我玩魔術呀!
01:04:14雀仔起飛嘅時候,一定要雙腳一硬先至飛得起嘅!
01:04:19只要我輕輕力一射佢咗,硬嘅力空咗就飛唔起啦!
01:04:22呢啲就係太極感應!
01:04:24有感必有形!
01:04:26感應互生,入於精明!
01:04:28知冇!
01:04:32唉呀!你個衰仔呀!
01:04:35嘩!點解落咁大雨呀!
01:04:38起身!
01:04:40我教你練功你就去搵周公!
01:04:43我學緊以靜制動呀嘛!
01:04:48陀螺嘅旋動力就係太極拳嘅彭里擠外彩裂爪靠八經!
01:04:54所謂旋轉若飛輪,牛脈越移飛,對手來勁越大,反擊力越強!
01:04:59呢啲就係四兩半錢斤呀!
01:05:03有冇有先知!
01:05:04咪練經係練骨呀!
01:05:06打棉花唔係咁容易㗎!
01:05:08要講技巧㗎!我哋而家開始啦!
01:05:10哦!
01:05:18嗱!睇到未呀!
01:05:24唉呀!乜你打得咁大力㗎!
01:05:27嗱!連血緣都斷咗啦!
01:05:29唉!打棉花唔同打功夫呀!
01:05:32你睇吓!我係將啲棉花打鬆晒,你係將啲棉花打翻實!
01:05:37對唔住呀!
01:05:39唉!大嬸呀!我聽人講有個彈棉花好叻㗎喎!
01:05:43可以將件衫彈爛,而傷唔到身體㗎喎!
01:05:46你得唔得呀?
01:05:47唉呀!考我添罷!
01:05:50死靚仔!死你呀你!
01:05:53死鬼呀!
01:05:56我彈彈彈!彈彈彈!彈完前面就彈頭邊!
01:06:02我彈彈彈!彈彈彈!撲住下面又再彈個!
01:06:08我彈彈彈!彈彈彈!我由頭就一路彈到腳!
01:06:13我彈彈彈!
01:06:17哦!我明白啦!原來彈棉花功夫就係你!
01:06:20得乜講呀?
01:06:21穿番條褲啦!
01:06:24大嬸,唔好意思呀!
01:06:27太極拳嘅應敵,有法、拿、打、化、四、法!
01:06:31法,係法勁!
01:06:33係以氣速勁,將全身氣勁集中一點爆發而出!
01:06:40咁咪姐係放屁?
01:06:43呢啲叫做漏氣!
01:06:48呢啲先係法勁!
01:06:50拿,係以勁拿勁,拿住對方嘅關節和穴道,截止對方攻勢,牽制對方活動,令到佢身體重心而快樂!
01:07:04打呢,係有打勢同打意之分,打意係刺激對方嘅精神!
01:07:15呢啲就叫做指上打下啦!
01:07:19四破!
01:07:22聖鬥極勢,就係打意,打勢係要打對方嘅攻勢,頭、背、肩、屁股!
01:07:34全身都可以打人嘅!
01:07:37我話呢個部位唔打得!
01:07:39乜嘢叫唔得呀?以前我一日打掌,而家就打完邊咋嘛!
01:07:45成日你打我,俾我打返你得唔得呀?
01:07:49得,任你點打都得!
01:07:51噢,咁我就唔客氣囉!
01:07:53法勁,以淫化為主,大化勢,細化無,化解對方嘅攻勢,成變而擊注!
01:08:07而家我教你攬腳!
01:08:09車容易啦!
01:08:15嘩!
01:08:28呢招係咪叫攬腳尾呀?
01:08:33甩腳尾就真呀!
01:08:35咦!
01:08:41哎呀!你捉錯我隻老鳥呀!
01:08:44哦!鳥多眼面呀嘛!
01:08:50殺派勁呢,日日能夠食!
01:08:53好似呢個球,我唔鍾意呢,我就推比你啦!
01:08:57我唔鍾意呢,推返嚟比我啦!
01:09:00噢!
01:09:02喂!推唔甩呢?
01:09:04推唔推得甩,要講功夫嘅!
01:09:06嗱,而家教你吹手!
01:09:15淨係吹手好悶嘅!
01:09:17不如球籃比賽呀!
01:09:19川總呀,陪我癲下啦!
01:09:21好呀,我未必會輸㗎嘛!
01:09:30入咗,入咗半啫,未算!
01:09:35入哂!
01:09:39我鑽!我鑽!我鑽!
01:09:42喂!你教咗你打馬步呀,呢啲唔係吹手呀!
01:09:46原來太囉油呀!
01:09:48入咗!
01:09:50男仔入唔算!
01:09:51由上面入算啦!
01:09:55入咗一半啫!
01:09:57唔好動手呀!
01:09:59冇大冇細,唔准學!
01:10:05入哂喎!
01:10:07你話㗎!
01:10:08食飯啦!
01:10:09哦!我哋打定平手啦!
01:10:11哼!仲估呃過我呀!
01:10:13太極拳呢係講究以靜制動!
01:10:17而家我就要試下,你嘅感應能力呀!
01:10:27過得去啦!
01:10:29攤開手!準備!
01:10:32攤開手!準備!
01:10:34過嚟啦!
01:10:44哎吔!你玩我呀!
01:10:46動!動!動!動!動!動!動!
01:10:59勾我哋呀,攕我呀!冇事啦!
01:11:05依下我玩你呀!
01:11:10並不以中號令名呀!
01:11:16老爺,老爺,我查到陳村總 躲在峨眉湖一間盲屋
01:11:40啊!
01:11:44即刻搵天無情,殺!
01:11:46人呀!打門呀!
01:11:50天無情呀!
01:11:58喂!公仔佬呀!
01:11:59咩事呀?陳總先嘅?
01:12:00我哋屠老爺呢,明晚就拜大壽,想請你做台好戲。
01:12:04不過講明先啦,唔要舊嘢,要創新㗎!
01:12:07創新?
01:12:08你搞掂佢呀,唔好要我揹鑊㗎!
01:12:11哎!而家搵食真係艱難,創新創新!
01:12:17對觀眾嘅要求越嚟越高,其實咪有咁多新招呀!
01:12:22你哋話係咪呀?
01:12:23不過冇辦法啦,人哋畀錢你㗎喎!
01:12:26今晚實定心願啦,重新重新!
01:12:31重新!
01:12:37搞掂!有料到呀!
01:12:39重新!
01:12:45師父!師父呀!
01:12:47師父呀!
01:12:59多謝多謝!
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01:13:12創新呀!
01:13:17好呀!
01:13:48好呀!
01:14:01好厲害呀!
01:14:17好厲害呀!
01:14:31創新!
01:14:36創新!
01:14:40冇把握呀!
01:14:47掌聲鼓勵!
01:14:57掌聲鼓勵!
01:15:00掌聲鼓勵!
01:15:17掌聲鼓勵!
01:15:30再見!再見!再見!
01:15:33有相!
01:15:34又話幾創新呀!
01:15:36唉!依家都係後生仔世界啦!
01:15:38冇你邊有我呢!
01:15:40咁又係呀!
01:15:41你走先啦,我放低二兩跟住嚟!
01:15:43喂!快啲啦!
01:15:47陳師祖!冇用呀!
01:15:52你仲睇!你仲睇我打死你!
01:16:03你同我敬禮都冇用㗎啦!
01:16:04走!
01:16:06我要用炮槍爆死你!
01:16:13唔好爆我!唔好爆我!
01:16:18陳村總係度呀!
01:16:20你唔係陳村總!你唔係陳村總!
01:16:22咩事呀!咩事呀!
01:16:23你唔係陳村總!你唔係陳村總!
01:16:26又發作啦!
01:16:28乖仔!你又做咩呀!
01:16:30你陳村總!你唔好埋黎呀!唔好!唔好埋黎呀!
01:16:35唔使驚!唔使驚!陳村總唔會再嚟㗎啦!
01:16:39上次我已經叫鐵無情殺死佢全家!
01:16:42估唔到仲有個死正種係度!
01:16:45呢次佢死定啦!唔使驚呀!
01:16:48頭雖!死正種係度!
01:16:55你嚟咗!咁我就易做好多呀!
01:17:00好啦!等我做番件好事!比你全家大團圓呀!
01:17:12咩事呀!
01:17:42咩事呀!
01:18:12我要飛呀!我要飛呀!
01:18:38我飛唔起嘅!
01:18:48我抓到呀!我抓到陳村總啦!
01:18:54你唔做咩呀!我係你老豆呀!
01:19:07乖仔!都係我縱壞咗你呀!
01:19:32嘩!天光㗎啦!個衰仔仲未返嚟呀!
01:19:38你尋日去咗邊度呀!知唔知我地會擔心你㗎!
01:19:43累到肥婆去搵你去到而家都仲未返嚟!
01:19:48你仲扮性格添!咪以為你創咗幾招新招就好威喎!
01:19:52你仲飲過啲酒添!等我攞乾淨個口我就教訓你!
01:20:02你個衰仔!咪走呀!
01:20:06你有無有益啦!教訓你兩句就走!
01:20:10我去育幼院!
01:20:12你係咪飲醉酒呀!睇你牛高馬大呀!人哋收唔收留你呀!
01:20:19我而家唔去啦!
01:20:22咁姐係㗎嘛!你又話唔去!
01:20:27你夠沙漠呀!打爛我部牆!
01:20:30打傷我嘅就係呢個癲佬呀!
01:20:36我明啦!佢係話畀你同我聽!
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01:20:47你個癲佬呀!
01:20:50唔使兩個一齊搶!一個你已經頂唔到啦!
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01:23:03我杀了你
01:23:07我杀了你
01:23:33发生什么事
01:23:53我又问过了
01:23:55打起来
01:24:03我杀了你
01:24:33我杀了你
01:25:03我杀了你
01:25:31我杀了你
01:25:33师傅你怎么样
01:25:36你醒醒
01:25:37你爸爸叫我来看你
01:25:39那我爸爸呢
01:25:41他去了别的地方
01:25:43真的
01:25:44去哪了
01:25:45远不远
01:25:46很近
01:25:47一步就到了
01:25:48那你带我去
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