Fortune Cookies | movie | 2021 | Official Featurette - video Dailymotion

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00:00I see why they took this stuff to space. They drank it up in space.

00:11You know, I was thinking maybe after we're done with food, we can go crack open that Captain

00:19Phillips collector's box set and maybe watch some of the bonus features?

00:22No.

00:23Okay. I heard Paul Greengrass does the commentary track, and he actually met Captain

00:29Phillips for the movie, so he has like an insight onto the situation.

00:35Your Honor, I'm stuffed.

00:38I mean, you know, after the meal, that's when the, you know, what happens next, the fortune cookies.

00:42Let's go ahead and open these. Open that sucker. See what's in store for you.

00:48What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say?

00:51Stop.

00:52A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you can't.

00:57Oh, I'm just goofing off.

01:02Soon, a visitor shall delight you.

01:06Grab it.

01:08At first it's the worst.

01:10I'm just goofing off.

01:12Alright.

01:23What's it say, champ?

01:27I think, uh, yeah, I, uh, mine's blank. I think the machine must have messed up over in China.

01:35Looked like it had numbers on the back.

01:36Yeah, um, well, they always print the numbers, but they, the fortune might have just been come out blank.

01:39I'm gonna go ahead and get another one if that's okay.

01:46Ooh, uh, take two.

01:48And? What's this one say?

02:00Uh, can you believe the odds?

02:03Two blank ones in a row.

02:07That, what are the odds?

02:09I'm gonna open, can I open, I know it's rude to do more than one fortune cookie, but I know there's another one.

02:14Can I, can I please?

02:15You guys cool with that?

02:16We could split it.

02:18Okay.

02:19Whoops.

02:20Whoops.

02:31Man, Chinese food is running through me.

02:33I'm gonna use the bat.

02:34I'm gonna excuse myself and go to the little boys room if that's okay.

02:44This is gonna go a lot more smoothly and a lot quicker.

02:46I know.

02:47I know.

02:48I know.

02:49I know.

02:50I know.

02:51Good things come when you wave.

03:11I'm gonna go see what that was.

03:17You okay in there, baby?

03:18I miss you out there, okay?

03:19I need you to come on out now, okay?

03:20We need you to come on out now, okay?

03:22We need you to come on out now, okay?

03:23Please.

03:24We need you to come on out now, okay?

03:25Please.

03:26We need you to come on out now, okay?

03:27We need you to come on out now, okay?

03:28Please.

03:29We need you to come on out now, okay?

03:30We need you to come on out now, okay?

03:36DJ, come on out now, okay?

03:41We need you to come out now, okay?

03:45Please.

03:48Love time!

03:49Come on down to Cousin Buck's Barbecue.

03:52Brisket, ribs, pulled pork, or even your nephew.

03:56Our barbecue sauce can go on damn near anything.

03:58God damn.

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