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00:00Kaleb.
00:08Harry.
00:10Hello.
00:12My guns.
00:14Please.
00:16The guns are gone.
00:26Now you're probably wondering why I did that myself
00:28when I've got these gentlemen with me, aren't you?
00:30No, I was actually wondering why you're wearing a coat in the middle of summer.
00:34Can I get you a blanket?
00:38So, that's answered your question.
00:46Now I'd like you to answer a couple of mine.
00:52Well, that's one I've not heard before.
01:02Ah, come on.
01:03We've all accidentally binned a bag of illegal firearms at some point, haven't we?
01:07Can I ask you another question, Kaleb?
01:13Of course you can, Harry.
01:19Have you any idea just how much money you've lost me?
01:23I haven't lost you anything.
01:25In fact, because you've been using my firm to do your, er...
01:29well, let's call them cheeky deliveries,
01:32I'd say I've actually made you quite a bit of money.
01:35That's a very interesting take.
01:38I don't want a repeat of what happened yesterday.
01:43Oh, I can guarantee that.
01:45So, thank you for coming, and I am sorry for any inconvenience.
01:52I'm glad we got that sorted out, though.
01:54You can leave as well.
01:56And don't come back.
01:59You see, my cheeky deliveries require a very...
02:02un-inquisitive driver.
02:06So I'm not sure the lad who pulled the bin trick
02:08is really gonna work out for me.
02:09Well, that's fine, because he works for me.
02:12And I don't work for you.
02:14Unless I say different.
02:17Which I do.
02:18Woah!
02:19Get off!
02:20Get...
02:21Alright!
02:26Obviously.
02:29I don't expect you to do it, out of the goodness of your heart.
02:32You'll need cutting in.
02:34And that'll come out of your end.
02:37Mine?
02:38Should it come out of mine?
02:40You're lucky you can still stand.
02:42In fact, why don't you go outside and practice now, eh?
02:45Wait for the grown-ups to finish.
02:48Go on.
02:56It's a few grand a month for doing absolutely nothing.
03:03You can't tell me that's not appealing.
03:05Look.
03:08I've pulled a few stunts, like we all have, to get to where I am.
03:12And I might have cause at some point to do that again,
03:14but stuff like that...
03:17I do on my own terms.
03:19And stuff like this...
03:21I don't do at all.
03:22I understand what you're saying, Caleb.
03:27But on the other hand, I also don't give a tiny toss.
03:32You see, I have people I need to supply,
03:34and I never, ever disappoint them.
03:38Oh, but I thought you were Mr Big.
03:39All you have to know is I'm Mr Bigger than you.
03:42Well, in that case, you won't have any problem at all
03:44finding an alternative arrangement.
03:46I'm happy with the arrangement I've got.
03:49We'll carry on.
03:51I'm sorry.
03:53But no.
03:55We don't.
04:00And that's your final word, is it?
04:02Yeah.
04:05Well, that's very regrettable.
04:08What?
04:10On the upside?
04:11Which I always try and find.
04:14It's been a very long time since I've had some fun.
04:16I normally leave it up to my associates.
04:19But you...
04:21You are particularly irritating.
04:26Take it as a compliment, if you like.
04:30Get back!
04:31Get back!
04:32Get back!
04:50Oh!
04:51Come on, it's up here.
05:04Oh, no.
05:06Caleb.
05:07Oh, God.
05:09Oi.
05:10Oi!
05:12Can you hear me?
05:14Oh, hello.
05:16I've got it.
05:17No, no, stay there. Stay there.
05:21What have they done to you?
05:23Well, this.
05:25Obviously.
05:30I need to stop finding this kind of state.
05:34It's nice to know you care.
05:35I mean, it's inconvenient.
05:37How many of them are there?
05:40Three.
05:41You're all chipped in.
05:43It's very inclusive, to be fair.
05:46Told you.
05:47I should have come.
05:48Or neither of us should.
05:49Yeah, that last one.
05:53What are you doing?
05:54Calling an ambulance. What do you think?
05:56No, no, no.
05:57We'll take him. It'll be quicker.
05:58We shouldn't move him.
05:59He might be bleeding inside or something.
06:01Yeah, all or more reason.
06:02No, Osfield.
06:03Have you seen the state of you?
06:05Osfield means the police, right?
06:07Police means questions.
06:08Oh, we need to do what's best for you.
06:10So, no Osfield.
06:11You're just getting over your last farce.
06:13Mm-hmm.
06:15What is it?
06:16Lucky you.
06:20Or consider it.
06:21As if.
06:26Go in that cupboard over there, mate.
06:28Which one?
06:29The one on the right.
06:32The little one.
06:35There we go.
06:37Now it's a party.
06:38All we need is karaoke.
06:44What we're gonna do with you, eh?
06:49Take me home.
06:53What's your team of medical professionals?
06:56Take me home, Kane.
06:57Please.
07:07What the hell's happened?
07:09I fell.
07:11Why isn't he at hospital?
07:12He won't go.
07:12How's he gonna stop you?
07:15Just take him.
07:16Look, it's a bit more complicated than that.
07:17I'm calling the ambulance then.
07:18Well, I've been through all this with him.
07:20I'm calling.
07:21Look, he said no.
07:22Look at the state of him.
07:23Do you think he's gonna get any better in here?
07:25No, Osfield.
07:26Right, well, someone's gonna have to come up with a really good plan.
07:29Otherwise, he's gonna die right there.
07:33See, I've got a short day today, so I was gonna have an afternoon on the allotment.
07:37You know, my plums have been terribly neglected of late, and if I don't get...
07:41Anyway.
07:45Oh.
07:46Oh, good.
07:47This is one of those times where I have to treat someone and not report it and risk getting
07:51struck off.
07:53Love those.
07:55Right, well, should we at least pretend to go through the motions?
08:00Well, you need a hospital.
08:05Check.
08:06Now, what happened?
08:09Big secret.
08:10Check.
08:11Have you called the police?
08:12No.
08:13Shall I?
08:15Check.
08:17Check.
08:17Can you just help him?
08:18Oh, yes, I can, but so could you have already.
08:22Okay.
08:23Caleb.
08:24Caleb.
08:25What's my name?
08:28Liam.
08:29Okay, and where are you?
08:31Home.
08:32Okay, Caleb, no, stay with me.
08:34Yeah, keep your eyes open.
08:36Who won the league this year?
08:38Lord of Spauld Brassie, couldn't buy the net.
08:41Three out of three.
08:42Well, if he loses consciousness, I will call an ambulance, and if you try and stop me, I'll
08:46call the police.
08:47How does that sound?
08:47I'll call you.
08:48I'll call you.
08:48I'll call you.
08:49I'll call you.
08:49Great.
08:54Right.
08:54Well, those should keep the pain at bay for a while.
08:57I'm pretty sure you've cracked a rib.
08:58You don't seem to have suffered any internal damage, but the only way to really know that
09:02is obviously to go to a hospital, which you're not going to do because you're all such tremendous
09:06hard men living life on the fringes and adhering to some nebulous code of conduct which you
09:11couldn't explain if I pushed you even slightly.
09:12I'll push you in a minute and it won't be slightly.
09:19How is he?
09:20How are you?
09:21I'm on the fringes.
09:22Eh?
09:23Has he had a bunch of head?
09:24Several.
09:25What are you doing?
09:26I'm going around the village with a megaphone.
09:28She's his sister.
09:29Yeah, I didn't ask for the family tree.
09:30It's not like I didn't know what you were up to.
09:32Have you told anyone else?
09:33Course not.
09:35Just Tracy.
09:37And?
09:37No one.
09:38Are you sure he's going to be okay?
09:40Well, like I said, the only real way to...
09:41I'm going to be fine.
09:42I bow to your superior medical knowledge.
09:45To be fair, I think he will actually be all right.
09:49No, no, no.
09:52Just get yourself some radish seeds or compost thingy bins, you know?
09:55Your ongoing respect will be payment enough.
09:58I don't think it will.
10:00Should we get him to bed or something?
10:02Yeah.
10:03Yeah, that'd be best.
10:04Right, come on.
10:06Do you want to help me?
10:07Not really.
10:08Oi.
10:17Okay.