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00:00:00You

00:00:23Back the fuck up get out of here

00:00:26Lock the door lock the door lock the door. What the hell are you fuckers doing on private property?

00:00:37I don't take kindly to strangers

00:00:41Especially those who don't respect a man's law

00:00:45Thank you for the identification white. I know what a gun looks like right over here this long

00:00:50That that one

00:00:55I

00:01:26I saw a kitty cat chase a psychedelic rat

00:01:32Started bleeding shades of purple on the pavement explaining the awakening

00:01:55I

00:01:57Guess I'm gonna die too

00:02:03You're late Wyatt

00:02:07Sorry, who's that help first? It's the principal of it. Did you pay attention to my business fundamental seminars?

00:02:13Not even a little bit. Well cliff notes

00:02:17Show up on time and don't make a mess

00:02:19How hard to get around ever since I had to sell my bike, you know, maybe if I didn't have to walk everywhere

00:02:26I don't know. Maybe I wouldn't be so late. Listen for the last time. I'm loaning you any more money get off the bed

00:02:30Come on

00:02:31Jesus, it's been a little tight ever since my window cocking venture went belly-up

00:02:38Window cocking. Mm-hmm. Really didn't see that coming. I take risks as an entrepreneur

00:02:42You know this bit off the new Serapina pearl. I'm just looking out for you

00:02:45You got all that cash a death need a plan in life

00:02:49If I keep loaning you the money, you'll never learn to be financially responsible, but I'm okay with that

00:02:52I

00:02:54Love this souvenir. How are you?

00:02:57You're being a real dick, you know, I mean your best friend's in real trouble here

00:03:03What is that Mr. Verner no behind her

00:03:10Honestly, this is a vibe a vibe. Yeah, the vibe is graffiti and vandalism. It's art. That's what it is

00:03:18All right, this is hot stuff. No, it needs to be gone by the end of the day. I'll clean it off for three grand

00:03:23How about that for three grand you'll clean it off you work. You'll clean up for free

00:03:29May 5th 2022 third case of destruction in the last 28 days

00:03:34What was that for the record the record of what just the record

00:03:41Jesus Christ, how do you expect to do any business with this pornography emblazoned on the store?

00:03:48I'm deeply offended

00:03:51Flip I need to go down to the station. Give mark a piece of my mind. This is just out of hand

00:03:57Don't unyield. All right, I'm leaving

00:04:18I

00:04:32Reading out the book of revelations proclaiming that some superman is gonna come and save them

00:04:37To ease my mind, I started smoking urban drinking booze

00:04:47Martin

00:04:52Martin

00:04:54Denver shit's thing

00:04:56Whatever it is. I don't care. Who are you lieutenant? Layla for we spoke on the phone, sir

00:05:00I'm the lateral transfer from Columbus. Hey new girl

00:05:05Gotta go

00:05:07I

00:05:14Shouldn't be waving your gun around inside like a fool ever. Let's go. I need a refresher on gun safety

00:05:22Martin can't really talk about this graffiti situation. Denver said he would handle it. It's not being absolutely

00:05:27I guess the drug bust that we've been playing for eight months is just gonna have to wait

00:05:31Am I coming didn't you just hear it's a graffiti artist on the loose. I'll come to nice

00:05:43That was nice nope, that's the French one

00:05:52You guys remember seeing any suspicious figures hanging around you mean other than this guy

00:06:00I

00:06:26Apparently not been going on for years

00:06:30I

00:06:38Good I'm where yep looks like my neck could use some help

00:06:48How are things going with number dumped his ass dick

00:06:53Deputy douchebag gotta shed that toxic energy, you know, I know what you mean. Take a ton of vitamin C

00:07:00How's it going with that tire almost done? Just a little more of this

00:07:03It's good to take three albums not songs albums to a deserted island

00:07:09Which album would they be? How about I call it? So track, you know, he's a dick, but Denver's pretty good with flats

00:07:14I know Denver's not good with flats. I'm great with that. I really got it

00:07:18I probably go 808s and it's really not a big deal. I can get him over here. I feel like you're panicking

00:07:22The new condom is too many antics. Look, I really appreciate this Perry, but um, I look pretty good today

00:07:28No, don't call him don't worry I got it

00:07:59Oh

00:08:15Now I'm in Arizona

00:08:18No, I didn't say Arizona

00:08:21No, don't route me anywhere you piece of shit wait, what why is it doing this got hooked up to Bluetooth sir

00:08:27Default setting

00:08:40Mills all precincts be advised that the drop is happening near the open lot near Harbor Lane

00:08:46Yeah, this is Cal Lakeport. This is another seed rollout

00:08:5110-4 we got a good tip

00:08:53Yeah, this is Tyler's over at Harbin Springs Johnson over here's known to have a good tip too

00:08:58All right. Well, fuck you guys. Sure

00:09:01It's all right. It's dry. No, sir

00:09:08Fuck ten years chasing this fucking guy. I'm a missing

00:09:23I

00:09:25Don't know

00:09:27I

00:09:29I

00:09:52There's two types of people in this world the doers and the watchers

00:10:00And the fuckers like us you take their shit while they're doing and watching

00:10:04genius boss

00:10:05Absolute genius. Well, it's genius. Here's land this thing

00:10:10You know, it takes a little more finesse than that

00:10:26Brother

00:10:29Oh

00:10:35Someone please tell me that wasn't my 20 grand worth of oxy that just splashed down in the fucking lake

00:10:47Okay

00:10:51We might not have much to talk about otherwise

00:10:59Hey boss, someone's going in that lake to get my pills

00:11:21Didn't think you'd float

00:11:29I

00:11:33Really the coupons not like they're getting used. Yeah, but they're not even soaking anything up. You're just moving moisture around everywhere

00:11:38It's like I think that says more about quality the coupons you got in my strategy

00:11:43Doesn't

00:11:58Hey, could you help my brother get something for my car for me? Why can't you do it?

00:12:03Go

00:12:09So sorry, he's still in training

00:12:11Average your cars all fixing stuff. Oh, no

00:12:14nothing, I

00:12:16am I

00:12:17was actually hoping that I could

00:12:21Return back Wyatt. Yeah, I wish I had a receipt for him, too

00:12:25That's funny

00:12:28Hey Ryker, good to see you. How's the school been?

00:12:32You can't return to use mattress that stains all over it. Yeah, there's actually more back there

00:12:41Yeah, I don't know if I can really give you a refund for that cuz it's like used yeah, um, I'm actually moving I

00:12:49Don't really want to deal with lugging that big thing around

00:12:52You really use the cash to

00:12:54Hey, what the fuck is this? We don't even sell these

00:13:01You're moving yeah, just gave my two weeks notice at the restaurant it's been hard here, you know

00:13:06Now after Denver and break leaving for school next year. There's just nothing really keeping me here and I just want something

00:13:14Yeah, I don't know just something I guess you know

00:13:17It's just I got to be able to go where the currents flowing or Nate flowing through nice, California

00:13:20I could tell you that much. That's a nice spiel. Hey, you're not actually considering taking this. Are you?

00:13:25Hey, I'm not taking this shit back to the truck. Where are you gonna go? Just gonna go south, San Diego

00:13:42Greener grass, so I've heard

00:13:45Lynette let's go

00:13:47Get out of here. Yeah, I'll be right there one sec, right count that or

00:13:51You are the best Perry. Thank you. Oh

00:13:57Hey, we're having a little going-away party at the leaky tiki tonight you guys come by

00:14:06The nightstand has three legs

00:14:11Yeah, I'll get that don't worry I'm actually moving

00:14:20I

00:14:32Just nothing really keeping

00:14:50Oh

00:15:01That's my best friend dude right there, that's my best friend

00:15:07Fuck you guys man. I don't see your best friends hugging chicks. That's my guy

00:15:21Hey, you're doing it again

00:15:34You know me why I've always had a master plan

00:15:38Save enough money to buy the store

00:15:40Get a little house on the lake with Lynette little Scottish Terrier named Alfie

00:15:45Taking Johnny yeah

00:15:51I'm a great movie

00:15:54Asking on a date is out of the question. It's just not urgent enough. I need something big like

00:16:03Still an ideation phase what's after the ideation face refined and prototype

00:16:07You don't listen to any of my seminars. Do you not even a little bit?

00:16:21Power to be the whole street

00:16:26Just me cool see Liam Neeson like dude saving his daughter what a hero

00:16:41Night in shining armor

00:16:48Think I got an idea

00:16:51Oh

00:17:01Perry hey so listen the plan here's what are you doing?

00:17:05I just felt like it should be just full potential before I scrape the whole thing down potential

00:17:10You're just making it worse well sometimes things got to get worse before they can get better. That's what they say no

00:17:15That's cancer not graffiti. Please put the paint down

00:17:18Listen the plan people love heroes, right?

00:17:23I'm lost yeah, you said it yourself. You got to like save her cat from a tree or something like that

00:17:28But what is Lynette love more than anything else in the world?

00:17:35Brother

00:17:42Visualization nice you need to save her little brother

00:17:45You save him you're a hero

00:17:49You keep saying save, but he doesn't need saving so you manifest what you want in this world

00:17:53Isn't that one of your dumb stupid sayings close you manifest your destiny to your energy on the shut-up

00:17:59You kidnap just like just temporary what okay, and then you save him Liam Neeson style motherfucker

00:18:08No, you're actually crazy. You're insane. Why would I ever listen to you?

00:18:12You're trying to take me to jail for kidnapping some 17 year old kid you want the girl or not I want the woman

00:18:18But yes semantics

00:18:21Well, we live in a society with rules. We're not a ring of tangs

00:18:24You got any better ideas?

00:18:42No

00:18:53So let me get this straight someone's gonna kidnap me lock me up somewhere to keep me hidden

00:19:00Then this dildo is gonna come save me and fuck my sister

00:19:07But approximately yes, why do we have to be so crass about it look we'll make it worth your while

00:19:13Is this a beauty rest 600 not now, please?

00:19:15I mean the cooling technology on this thing is pedestrian at best the pocketed cloak count is just disrespectful

00:19:22The certa copay and collection attitude sleep fucking stop. You'll get used to it

00:19:29What's in it for me

00:19:33I'm willing to offer you

00:19:37$50 hard cash and

00:19:39And the knowledge

00:19:43That you help true love find its course. No, I want your fucking car my rabbit. Yeah, you're fucking car dude. No

00:19:56That can be arranged wait, no, no, no, no, it cannot be arranged listen

00:19:59I don't have a lot to offer you but I promise I'll treat your sister right listen, dude

00:20:03I don't give a fuck how you treat my sister. Whoa, it's the car. No deal

00:20:10Fine

00:20:14We'll do a timeshare 60-40 split no smoking in the vehicle deal done

00:20:20Okay. Well, it's like my work here is done. You two have a great time. All right

00:20:26What do you mean you two?

00:20:28No, no, that's three

00:20:30No, I can't do this without you. I really can't I'm on parole. Why you never been to one?

00:20:35What the fuck are you still doing in my room?

00:20:37Oh

00:20:38FYI did kind of overkill, you know, we think a girl's gonna come in here for the first time and go

00:20:43Oh my god fucking guns. Oh, I love

00:20:48Tupac's law

00:20:49Iridescent Lamborghini get me a sham. Wow. I'm soaked. Fuck me now. Come on, dude. Get real switch up the decor

00:20:56Jesus Christ. Yeah, you know it looks like it looks like you went on Google Images and typed in douchebag stuff

00:21:02And then just fucking printed it out. Like you've just got a colored printer or something

00:21:07Ridiculous, dude. Come on. Yeah. Oh, you know what? Never mind

00:21:12Never mind, dude. I didn't even see this. Holy shit. That's sick, dude

00:21:17I take back everything. Holy fuck. Yeah, you are sick. Yeah

00:21:22I

00:21:31Hate the third crack yet

00:21:33Why well first crack good and well second crack jail cell. What is that? What are you doing? What do I mean?

00:21:38It's a rhyme so that I don't go to jail. What do you mean if I hit the third crack?

00:21:41It means the camera can see me

00:21:44Back the car

00:21:46Again

00:21:50Jesus Christ those are his friends. Yeah, we need witnesses. It's essential to a plan

00:21:57You can find any witnesses that aren't fucking training for the Ironman he's literally bench-pressing right now. Well, then I'll be tired so

00:22:05You ready?

00:22:16Oh

00:22:38Look no, no, no, no, no, I

00:22:44I panicked evidently you did big old baby

00:23:09Hi

00:23:11Ma'am, I was hoping you might be able to help me out with something

00:23:16Ma'am

00:23:19Ma'am

00:23:24Was I out yes, ma'am

00:23:26How long?

00:23:28How would I know that you got a warrant to be in my house? I'm not in your house. Am I in my house?

00:23:35Also, no

00:23:37Well, then

00:23:39We got dish towels five for a dollar, can I interest you fuck I

00:23:46Need a favor a list of patrons that have bought a significant amount of paint in recent weeks

00:23:51There's a mural painted on the Mattress King that one

00:23:54Yeah, that's the one if I could just get some names

00:24:00Okay, just have this prepared if I were you and I'm not but if I were I'd start right there

00:24:07Riker Jean little troublemaker. He is always scheming. How do you know all this dollar store?

00:24:16Not sure what that means, but thanks

00:24:25Excuse me

00:24:27Jesus, where the hell'd you come from?

00:24:29I'll too. There's a second aisle

00:24:32We want to buy these

00:24:33All right

00:24:35We've got a special on dish towels. No

00:24:56Nice

00:24:58Like

00:25:02My oxy is a fucking iPhone

00:25:06Whose idea was this

00:25:08Not me boss. It wasn't me. I'd never had an idea before in my entire life. You know me. I don't care

00:25:13Who it was it was rhetorical

00:25:17Someone needs to come up with a plan to get my money before I lose my shit

00:25:24I think we already established that it's not gonna be me

00:25:29I

00:25:37Got a plan nobody

00:25:47I know you heard nobody's got a plan

00:25:54Okay, sis go with your plan

00:25:59Desperate times

00:26:15Snow Patrol, what if this is all the love I ever get

00:26:29You

00:26:39Phase two

00:26:44Weaponizing their 17 you didn't feel that kid's punch. You should have headbutted him headbutt. Yeah, it's an underrated move

00:26:50It was five feet away. There was no way I could execute that jumped into it

00:26:54But a jumping headbutt like a like a fucking narwhal, I don't think I'm that athletic which is why I brought this

00:27:03Grandpa Shalini. Yes element of surprise

00:27:10What are you doing where do you keep pulling these things from what are you getting all this stuff my pockets you don't smoke

00:27:17What I could

00:27:19I

00:27:22Think it's too complicated

00:27:25Gonna get out the car this time, right?

00:27:27Who's gonna fucking get out the car this time

00:27:47Well, maybe I'll watch over there

00:27:57I

00:28:01Think we lost the element of surprise

00:28:04They began off on the smoke. Yeah, what the fuck's up Christian?

00:28:10I'm so sorry. I never should have weaponized

00:28:19This guy's fucking assassin

00:28:27Oh

00:28:33Nice we did it. Okay. We did it

00:28:49What are you doing stop it

00:28:51Hey, can you do that shit for me? I got hit with a fucking stick. You got hit with a shillelagh

00:28:57I definitely have a concussion

00:29:02Yeah, and I definitely get the rabbit on the weekends now no, no, no

00:29:05I'm not entertaining you do you know what this music you're on? Hey, did you black out back there? What?

00:29:10What are you talking about? You did you blacked out?

00:29:13Shut up, you

00:29:15hostage ass bitch why

00:29:17Look, it's a perfectly normal bodily response to getting hit in the face with a car door. Oh bullshit. It was a fly

00:29:23Oh, why oh why is what your nose?

00:29:27What

00:29:30Not the receipt

00:29:35What

00:29:36So what's up with that shit? You just pass out every time you think of your own blood

00:29:41It's called bass a bagel surprised. He hasn't outgrown it yet

00:29:44You know a lot of scientists actually think it's a sign of virility, you know, like the next step of our

00:29:50Evolutionary chain or whatever. Yeah, that's bullshit. Really not a big deal

00:29:56Rarely happens and you know gotten pretty good at not thinking about it

00:30:08I'm beginning to understand why his head so fucked up

00:30:26Oh

00:30:37Fuck

00:30:39Oh

00:30:54Hi

00:30:56I'm looking for Riker Jane. He lives down the hall with his sister. Yeah, I actually was gonna call you guys because he was actually

00:31:03Taken what do you mean? Take it some guys just took him man

00:31:08He had these weapons

00:31:10Clearly well-trained with these particular set of skills and they just took him man. They just took it who who took him. I

00:31:18Don't fucking know. It's not like they introduced himself

00:31:34You good

00:31:37I

00:31:43Mean it's got to look like I'm hitting right not a lot of hiding places in nice

00:31:50Why is that a King Cole Crawford your top yeah 2014 model what I

00:31:55Said a quality mattress. Oh my god, we kidnapped the kid. It's not like we're gonna fuck him

00:31:59Where'd you even find that thing? I'm the only body that sells that within 10 miles of this place

00:32:02You said don't get anything from the store. Okay, this was the best they could do on short notice. It's used

00:32:06Where'd you even get it fuckers? No HBO. We agree. No premium channels

00:32:15Holy shit, dude, does that thing ever run out of tape Bluetooth automatically connect to the cloud? Well, I'll be seeing you

00:32:23Hey, I got you that lock for Christmas new would come in handy. Thanks again, man

00:32:28Hey can't take all the credit you are paying me three grand. Hey 50 bucks

00:32:34semantics

00:32:36Isn't that right?

00:32:38semantics

00:32:40I

00:32:42Can't take all the credit you are paying me three grand. Hey 50 bucks. Yeah semantics

00:32:47I

00:32:49Can't take all the credit you are paying me three grand. Hey 50 bucks

00:32:53Like there's a scene is a scheming

00:32:55You're overthinking you're under dude. It does not fucking matter. What kind of mattress he's lying

00:33:03Fuck shit. She must know she's on to us fuck

00:33:10Hello lieutenant, what a amazing surprise

00:33:13How's your investigation going narrowing down on suspects?

00:33:16Is there any reason the two of you might have any problems with a Ryker gene? Oh fuck. Oh, fuck what? Oh fuck

00:33:22That's when that's brother brother. Oh, you mean the girl that you objected his obsession? Okay. No, no

00:33:28We're friends old childhood friends. And are you two friends with her brother?

00:33:32Well friends is a strong way to put it. I'd say we're more acquaintance. Yeah

00:33:38Friends on the acquaintance. Well, it's 6040. Yeah on the friend acquaintance that if I had to put a number on it

00:33:44Yeah, that's that's what I and numbers don't lie. That's a 60 for 60 40 60 40, huh? Yes, approximately

00:33:51Yes, right

00:33:53Yes, you know areas can't seem to find him anywhere. So that's reserved for people more on the 70 30 and we're not there yet

00:34:00We're not quite there. Yeah a few more hangs. Maybe

00:34:06Well, you hear from him, why don't you just let me know of course

00:34:11First call right? Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, right. Yeah

00:34:16If you got something stuck in your car here, just do them apart. No

00:34:20The drinks illegal littering is illegal. Yeah, you better have a good day officer

00:34:25Oh

00:34:47Well, it looks like you and I are at loggerheads there miss officer, yes officer

00:34:53It's a matter of public security. Oh, yeah, I realize that miss officer

00:34:57but the moment I

00:34:59Opened those gates to any matter of public security is the moment that I begin to lose my integrity

00:35:06For being a gatekeeper

00:35:09Now you understand that I could have you arrested for obstruction of justice

00:35:12I said to you that I'd be more than happy to escort you around the property if you just present me with a judicially signed

00:35:20Warrant now you do understand that don't you darling? Oh, don't call me darling. Don't call me a liar. I never called you a liar

00:35:26Well, it wasn't a lie. Well, you were inferring you mean implying? Well, maybe it was more insinuating. You calling me a liar. I

00:35:34Have no idea what I'm calling you it I'm confused

00:35:38Just tell me if this unit belongs to the guys at the Mattress King Perry and the other guy

00:35:43because if it does

00:35:44And I know that you know that those guys got you drowning chin-deep in a mess of all that you don't know

00:35:53Know what I mean?

00:35:56Yeah, I know what you mean

00:36:01It's theirs

00:36:04Why do you always have to stop like that make the call

00:36:07I

00:36:10Think the call but that knows my voice too. Well, that's just not true. Yes, it is for bad

00:36:15Really? You don't think this is sketchy enough as it is

00:36:21Really the coupons

00:36:32This one that June who's asking

00:36:38Daughter of what's your dad's name?

00:36:42Daughter of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Yeah, this is she we have your brother

00:36:54Kidnapped him he's safe for now

00:36:58But we're gonna need

00:37:01$10,000 in unmarked bills by Friday

00:37:08And

00:37:10You better not contact the authorities

00:37:13Especially your stupid little boy toy

00:37:16Or else the kid fucking gets it

00:37:20Yeah

00:37:22And it's not gonna be quick

00:37:24It's gonna be painful

00:37:27But you're gonna watch the whole time and then you know what your nest

00:37:38Oh that you took that so serious, hey you mess with the bulldog you even get some slobber on your toes

00:37:48You're so gross I just got spit all over me

00:37:52Slobber

00:38:01No

00:38:02We just sat down

00:38:05I'm gonna need you to call the judge. I

00:38:07Really don't have time for graffiti case for bigger than that, but there's more graffiti

00:38:11I meant it's bigger than just graffiti. You've got to trust me on that

00:38:14Look hearing that other mattress for acting all kinky

00:38:16I got blood on this fucking receipt and some kid who was a prime suspect has just disappeared and dipped in air

00:38:21Who disappeared that and lost Riker G, but that's brother. No, he's a wall all the time. It's a prince houses

00:38:27It's really not a big deal

00:38:29You're nice Forbes idiot spray walls you've investigated write it up follow the way yeah, don't go crazy over it

00:38:40That's supposed to mean it's just joke

00:38:47You don't know shit about me

00:38:50Whatever you googled or heard, whatever

00:38:53You know, I arrested that kid three fucking times for driving under the influence

00:38:57I threw the entitled little prick in jail where he stayed all of

00:39:0137 minutes

00:39:02So yeah

00:39:03I may have had some choice words with the councilman and it may have gotten caught on tape and there's some discrepancy over whether or

00:39:09Not it involved pepper spray sue me

00:39:11By the way, the little asshole drove drunk again

00:39:16But an 89 year old grandma in the hospital

00:39:19So no, I won't just write it up

00:39:21You can either help me or get the fuck out my way

00:39:29Forbes

00:39:32What do you need

00:39:39Let me get this straight so your plan was to rob a dollar store

00:39:47I

00:39:48Don't suppose y'all are here to inquire about our three-for-two special on novelty coasters

00:39:56Do you know how many items

00:40:00They would have had to sell

00:40:04For there to be that much in the fucking till

00:40:16Twelve

00:40:19Hundred

00:40:22Thousand

00:40:25Million

00:40:31How many did you get hey at least I tried Jesus Christ you tried

00:40:36I'm out

00:40:38$20,000 but thank God you tried

00:40:41You know what that's how we'll pay the supplier hey, sorry, we don't have your money

00:40:46But what I do have is a big steaming piss pot full of my sister's sincere

00:40:54fucking efforts

00:40:57So we're good

00:40:59Right

00:41:04Anyone else have any comments

00:41:06Oh

00:41:10Step away from the idiot. He does not deserve your comfort. I'm the one who's out $20,000

00:41:20Don't you dare

00:41:37I

00:41:44Already put another plan into motion

00:41:49Somebody patch him up everybody else

00:41:56One one minute, please

00:42:07Oh

00:42:14Are you okay? Yeah, what's wrong? Nothing? I'm good anything I could help with

00:42:36Somebody took Ryker

00:42:39And they said not to go to the police

00:42:43Don't worry take care of it I

00:42:48Mean I couldn't possibly have enough information to keep going I

00:42:53Am I thought it was a prank at first right, but I've called and texted

00:43:00He did just sometimes, but he always texts

00:43:04And I want a ton of money to get him back

00:43:07I can't even go to Denver like I

00:43:10Don't know

00:43:18Well, I mean now that I have enough information I'll take care of it

00:43:25You yeah

00:43:31I have my ways

00:43:34I'll have him home by dinner tomorrow promise

00:43:46You're a good guy Perry Phillips

00:43:48I

00:44:00Know I don't say this a lot, but thank you

00:44:19What the fuck

00:44:22What the fuck

00:44:25What the fuck where'd he go

00:44:29Fucking kidding me

00:44:31Well, this is just great. This is just superb

00:44:35Fantastic. You didn't just you know walk out of here. No shit. Why didn't just walk out of here's a lot of elimination

00:44:42All right

00:44:43Well, he's not gonna be under that pillow, what did I just say process of elimination, okay

00:44:48He didn't just vanish into thin air probably there's no back door. So that's off the table

00:44:54Why look just because it's not your process doesn't mean it doesn't have its own man. Shut up Wyatt

00:45:00Who is that?

00:45:06Hi

00:45:08Who are you get on? Oh, no, I'd rather not

00:45:12Yeah, plus I have this drink and I said cup holder get on yeah, of course cool sounds good

00:45:21You too, bitch boy

00:45:24Don't you dare put a foot in that car?

00:45:27If you put your second head

00:45:29Why get in the car? Don't you dare get off this bike in the fucking car?

00:45:43Oh

00:45:44Call that a maneuver. That was a maneuver. It was the early makings of a maneuver and then it just got cut short

00:45:49Okay. Okay back the fuck up

00:45:55Lock the door lock the door lock the door. Oh great now again. Oh

00:46:01Open this door. There's an accident back there. We didn't need this. Oh fuck. Hey, that's a gun here. He has a gun

00:46:06Thank you for the identification white. I know what a gun looks like. What the hell are you fuckers doing on private property?

00:46:12Don't worry about this old man. I got this go back in your trailer

00:46:16Open up. What's up to the manager? I don't take kindly to strangers

00:46:22Especially those who don't respect a man's lawn

00:46:26long

00:46:27This one right here

00:46:29Right over here

00:46:42Oh

00:47:12Oh

00:47:43I

00:47:45Plan now genius

00:47:49I have one what I don't have one. It wasn't a seminar for this. No

00:47:55You say no, it wasn't a seminar for this

00:48:03Must have some detail

00:48:06There's devils in the detail why then I just I always know that there's something else Perry god damn it, man

00:48:13So fucking worried about the small stuff what every leaf on every fucking

00:48:17Tree is doing that. You can't see the whole fucking forest is on fire Perry

00:48:25We need to get rid of the car my car yes, no hit a guy two fucking times this car ties us to the whole

00:48:31Thing we're getting rid of the car. It sounds easy for you. It's not your fucking car

00:48:36We're getting rid of the car. No

00:48:38We're getting rid of it

00:48:43No

00:49:01About that car

00:49:05I guess we probably could have just painted it, huh?

00:49:14Wait a second, what do you got?

00:49:28You zoom on it, you know that car

00:49:36Strong case

00:49:41Deputy lieutenant deputy sheriff comma lieutenant. No, it sounds like a devotion. No, I was addressing you as lieutenant

00:49:50Okay. Now we're right back to where we started not entirely now

00:49:54You know how to zoom. Oh, yeah

00:49:57It's nice

00:50:04We have to go to the police

00:50:06Yeah, and tell him what Perry? Hey, so we basically we fake kidnapped this kid, but then he actually got kidnapped

00:50:14Oh, and then we hit this really old guy with our car like two time and I think he might be dead

00:50:20How do you think that's gonna look Perry?

00:50:22Probably not good

00:50:24Damn it another motorcycle. Where do you guys keep coming from? We didn't have time to regroup. Just run it. I'll distract her

00:50:54Oh

00:51:04He's still alive, that's good nice salad, it's a room below fuck. God. It's obviously a rugal. Why would you see that?

00:51:16Going up to the VIP here. This is such a safety hazard

00:51:20Oh

00:51:24That's a nice creepy room, yes

00:51:32Do not make a comment about the mattress just a terrible mattress. Hey boys are here

00:51:51I

00:51:57Mean make this quick we have a little friend

00:52:10The hell guys this is getting kind of scary

00:52:13This wasn't a part of the plan. Yeah, I don't know these are friends, you know

00:52:17We actually just talked about this and decided it's more of like a 6040

00:52:21Friend acquaintance split. Hmm. Okay, so then you wouldn't mind if we played a game with your

00:52:29What was it again? 6040 acquaintance

00:52:326040 why you wouldn't mind that

00:52:38All right, stop, please please stop it's just a kid please

00:52:41Yeah, it might not be a friend but could tell he was worth something, you know, how you put that nice mattress in the storage unit

00:52:50Look I don't know what game you're in what job you're pulling. I don't care. I really don't no judgment, but I'm hijacking it

00:52:58We need

00:53:00$20,000 and we need it by noon tomorrow

00:53:04And I don't want to have to do this. Don't make me

00:53:07But I will take drastic measures if I need to

00:53:11And I will kill him and his sister and you and fuck it anyone else I want

00:53:17Okay

00:53:19Totally understand. Yeah complete

00:53:24Absorption

00:53:27Do you absorb?

00:53:30Yes

00:53:35Okay, Brenda have tiny take these boys home

00:53:42Oh

00:53:45No hard feelings

00:53:54Oh, what the hell man, where are we?

00:54:03He's definitely holding a grudge I

00:54:06Mean what the fuck kind of flowers are these man? We don't have these kinds of flowers are nice. You must be in a whole different

00:54:14Fucking ecosystem

00:54:18There's no ubers

00:54:19There's not one fucking do you know?

00:54:22You know how far we have to be but there to not be one uber we got to be at the end of the fucking

00:54:27universe

00:54:32No fucking way

00:54:36Oh

00:54:39What a come-up

00:54:42How do you know about Riker the storage unit and Lynette, huh

00:54:47Lynette he said he killed Riker's sister. How do you know?

00:54:52small town

00:54:55Hey, so what's the plan now?

00:54:58I saw

00:55:00Was that I said I saw greed I was greedy

00:55:06I loved everything about my life and I needed more for what I

00:55:12Changed everything about myself. I became a criminal and like a con man a liar. That's not me. I

00:55:21Might have really put this kid in trouble like serious danger and now I feel terrible. I gotta be honest with you

00:55:26I didn't catch much of that. There's there's cows

00:55:36Clear it out this morning

00:55:39You see by whom? Oh now, I don't think this here subpoena covers that sort of information

00:55:44It does show us footage from the front gate

00:55:48That fucking car

00:55:51Keep going stop zoom in on that you can zoom in on these things

00:55:59Yes, sir captain it's sheriff

00:56:05I think that's one of Zane's guys. It's a description DuVernay gave us, too

00:56:18Let's take a photo of the scooter on the sidewalk now before you can end the trip

00:56:28Perry yes

00:56:31Perry

00:56:34Tell me about your storage unit when he rented three days ago

00:56:44It's the company's yeah, it's a company unit now, what does the mattress to a company need a storage unit for

00:56:51Don't they have a warehouse, right?

00:56:55But what Perry said was

00:56:58Um research testing because sometimes

00:57:03They'll send you good

00:57:05Feel it you go

00:57:07Does this have to do with the graffiti case or record gene is missing?

00:57:12What?

00:57:20Don't you think it's a bit odd that as soon as I identify him as a suspect in the graffiti of your store he just

00:57:28Disappears

00:57:30With a guy like Riker, maybe he was stricken with guilt. Yeah, and ditched town. He's a wild card that guy maybe panic

00:57:38No, no, he was kidnapped. We have a witness and video. Oh

00:57:43great

00:57:44We can catch this guy. Oh

00:57:48Look who two tries two tries. Hmm. Well looks like that guy didn't do the job the first time

00:57:54Yeah, it looks like the other guy in the passenger seat was with him did not help

00:57:57Oh, they probably talked beforehand and they probably agreed

00:58:01Okay, look at this. That looks a whole hell of a lot like the front of your VW rabbit to me

00:58:14My rabbit was stolen

00:58:16Yesterday, I forgot about writing it in there first graffiti then Grand Theft Auto in our little town of nice sheriff

00:58:22What in the ding-dong is going on? Not so nice, huh? You didn't report it. So in

00:58:28Yeah, thanks to Denver about it. Did he not make the report Denver blocked his number three months ago

00:58:37No look into that, please do that's great. That'd be phenomenal

00:58:40I

00:58:45Thought you

00:58:53Used to believe you two were bad guys, but if I find out you two are in the middle of this I'm coming after you

00:59:00Oh

00:59:06You were stone-cold man, that was awesome. I mean we didn't look suspicious at all the Denver text brilliant

00:59:13Brilliant, dude. I don't know

00:59:15You thought about the car. I'm really so pissed off about it. Oh

00:59:20They back oh

00:59:22Oh

00:59:28Thank God, I got so worried

00:59:35About you, too

00:59:38Yeah

00:59:40Well, no heard anything. Oh, yeah, he's got it all under control

00:59:47Really

00:59:50Like I said, there's nothing I wouldn't do for you Lynette really aren't my hero

01:00:10Call me, okay

01:00:19Oh

01:00:40You ready for this

01:00:49Sorry

01:01:19I

01:01:36Never had this opportunity not funny. Maybe no one he sees our strongest defense

01:01:42Say we walk in with an open heart or hat in our hand bag of money bag of money and everything should work out

01:01:50Okay

01:01:52But you go in first

01:02:05Not gonna read this whole fucking contract right now sign the sign

01:02:19Oh

01:02:27We're early cuz someone had to go 90 in a 45 well

01:02:49Nice room you look early. He's early. Hey being late to the party

01:03:11Good job, Danny. Let's see it

01:03:19I

01:03:24Swear to God if he brings that stick, I'm gonna shove it up his fucking ass

01:03:34It's a shillelagh, dude

01:03:40Zane

01:03:43He early he's early what the hell is going on? Oh, this is gonna make things very interesting. Wait, are you with them?

01:03:49Okay, kid. Don't do anything stupid put the bag down

01:03:54Just give me the bag

01:03:57What are you doing we said no weapons, I'm really sorry just give Zane the bag and everything will be okay, okay

01:04:05Just give him the bag

01:04:16What the fuck is going on, okay, that's enough

01:04:19Allow me to clarify

01:04:22You were a dick. He betrayed you. He was in on it. And now we're taking you for everything

01:04:27You're worth. I thought you would recognize that I was in real trouble. I tried to tell you I needed money

01:04:31I tried to tell you I was desperate. I sold him my drone. You sold your drone fucking love that thing

01:04:36I know couldn't find any more qualified buyers in this fucking douchebag. Okay. Well, it didn't even meet his standards either

01:04:42Go get the kid who sold us that drone

01:04:44I

01:04:51Didn't know it was defective. Okay, I don't have the money I

01:04:55It's hard to be the elite drug dealer that I am without any fucking product. I didn't know what else to do

01:05:02No

01:05:03Wyatt

01:05:04We've been best friends since we were kids and this is how you ended it. This is how you do me

01:05:09Shut

01:05:11The fuck up life is full of disappointments, I mean we all still live in nice right tiny come get the money Wyatt

01:05:20Go to the house and see if Lynette's crack the kids safe and bring everything back

01:05:26Lynette

01:05:32Yeah, I forgot I I knew I had something to tell you the girls in on it too

01:05:39The woman what's that?

01:05:43The woman's in on it, too

01:05:47All right, I want let's go

01:05:55Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Hey, you know a girl I had a deal

01:06:02Same we had a deal

01:06:06Sonny

01:06:08Cecil

01:06:09Get this guy out of my face. We talked we had a deal. No, no, let me go. Let me go. Hey, we had a deal

01:06:15Let me get the rest of the money and I'll be back. Don't do anything

01:06:28What is the combination now work nope

01:06:3110 15 10 today you guys with the homecoming. Okay, it didn't work. I literally saw it right through that mirror right there

01:06:38Wait through the mirror. Yeah

01:06:41We thought would change the numbers

01:06:44No, I don't think so you just had to show up early

01:06:49You really threw a wrench into everything

01:06:52The plan was never to kill you. I was gonna be long gone by the time you found out what was going on

01:07:02And I'd love to stick to that plan

01:07:05Easier to lose the cops as a thief than a murderer

01:07:09So you're a reasonable guy. What do you say? We put this past us?

01:07:13Hmm, and we could come to some kind of an arrangement. Hell, maybe this should be a fun story for the ladies one night

01:07:18Huh?

01:07:1910 would still be 10. No, I wouldn't

01:07:2320

01:07:24No, not 20 30. Oh

01:07:27Oh

01:07:31Opposite yeah

01:07:34Oh one

01:07:3521

01:07:38January 21st 2001 my fourth birthday

01:07:42I

01:07:55Got something for you

01:08:05Thank you, you're welcome

01:08:07Oh

01:08:11What did I do why it what the fuck

01:08:29You're scum

01:08:31Okay

01:08:35You're a manipulator

01:08:37You're a pig

01:08:39You're a greedy money grumbly, but I'm living the goddamn American dream

01:08:45Drink it in buddy

01:08:51That was a lot of words from the guy without the knife don't look so surprised

01:08:57Haven't you realized by now that I don't give a fuck about you

01:09:02No one cares about anybody else

01:09:07All anyone wants is more. I just have to guess to say it out loud

01:09:16You two get him out of here everybody else upstairs

01:09:21Let's rip this sucker open what do you say I say let's rip this sucker open

01:09:25I say let's rip this sucker over. What do we discuss about? Obviously rhetorical fucking questions. I

01:09:34Believe we discussed no again

01:09:41Tiny get rid of the body tiny punch the old lady tiny

01:09:51Fuck yeah

01:09:56Barry come on, man, Barry. Fuck don't do this to me

01:10:05My best fucking friend man

01:10:08Do you

01:10:13Are more important things in the world than money

01:10:17Sort of Copenhagen mattresses are a revelation

01:10:20I need to be more physically

01:10:25So fucking sorry

01:10:56Nine shining armor

01:11:06You better fucking cry

01:11:09Would you find me safe?

01:11:11Zane, I don't know what to tell you. There's no money. What the fuck do you mean? There's no money

01:11:14I don't know. It's just the dumb lock that why I gave us the combination to you the lock

01:11:20Zane

01:11:22We're gonna want to see this Zane. Are you there?

01:11:26Oh

01:11:38You fucking hit me you deserved it wait what an idiot he gave us his only piece of evidence

01:11:52Seriously

01:11:54That's fair

01:11:57You think you're so fucking smart you think you're some sort of hero, huh?

01:12:04I hate to break to you kid. There's no such thing as a hero

01:12:13You crying and bleeding

01:12:24What the fuck element of surprise motherfucker

01:12:30Oh, I got you this time son of a bitch you have shit bills, I'm clean you don't need evidence

01:12:37Bluetooth bitch, it's hard to be the only drug dealer that I am without any fucking

01:12:49Fuck off

01:12:54Oh

01:13:00What if this is all the love you ever get

01:13:09Whoa, you do a couple things so differently out there

01:13:16Oh

01:13:26What if this is all the love I ever know

01:13:36You do it

01:13:46It was locked

01:14:02You didn't just walk out of here

01:14:08Could tell he was worth something, you know, how you put that nice mattress in storage unit

01:14:17We're gonna find that thing that they don't sell one of those in 10 miles of this place

01:14:23Do not make a comment about the matrix, it's just terrible I

01:14:30Need your help, what are you wearing? That's why it's strong

01:14:37Tell me what you know

01:14:41Devils in the deep

01:14:43Oh

01:14:45Details devil's in the details. Oh

01:14:54You good

01:14:56You sleep this whole time

01:14:59You good, I'm fine

01:15:02You guys good

01:15:05Do we win the we win, uh

01:15:09Where'd everybody go?

01:15:11Everyone did. Oh

01:15:14Is that

01:15:28The sheriff Martin Mills all precincts be advised we got the son of a bitch

01:15:34Fuck you mills

01:15:36Cut the crap Mills that cow from Lakeport

01:15:42Fuck off cow

01:15:46Think I may end up liking it here. Don't mind me saying so must be pretty big idiots back there in Columbus. Let you go

01:16:04I

01:16:22Do the head was so freaking hard

01:16:24I

01:16:32Definitely have a concussion

01:16:54I

01:17:24I

01:17:44Know shit

01:17:55A hundred hours of community service Forbes has a sense of humor about it, too

01:18:02look

01:18:04For what it's worth. I don't know how far they would go

01:18:08No need to apologize didn't apologize

01:18:12San Diego's not cheap

01:18:15window of opportunity, you know, I

01:18:17do

01:18:20Hey bit of advice easier to just ask a girl out instead I'll take that in consideration

01:18:30Who knows might have said yes

01:18:34No, you wouldn't know

01:18:36But that's okay

01:18:40Well, see ya no you won't

01:18:50I don't think I've ever seen you pace before

01:18:56So that's that

01:19:01Guess so

01:19:05Lieutenant Forbes told me you made a deal for me

01:19:08Something like that, but she'll have an eye on you so act accordingly

01:19:14Not gonna be the same without you here

01:19:19Might be for the best here

01:19:25Few things from my place that I felt like you can use and kind of say, thank you for what?

01:19:34For showing me where to look we're not to and that I'm a fucking genius

01:19:46I'm really sorry

01:19:50I'll be seeing you

01:20:13Gonna miss you pal

01:20:19I

01:20:23Heard some windows needed caulking

01:20:41I pay

01:20:49I

01:21:19See

01:21:28Everybody

01:21:32Tell myself apart

01:21:49I

01:22:19Body

01:22:49I

01:23:19I

01:23:49Back to the front

01:23:51Never run from the gun run to the money like it's my addiction

01:23:57Don't you come for the ones have the whole crowd standing at the tension gun?

01:24:02And with conviction about that action you better get back son. Oh, yeah

01:24:08Yeah, we bought that action team rather with me

01:24:10You know, that's the faction people talking now just to get their reaction can't play them. No mommy don't care for distractions

01:24:18Well, you thought we did we just keep the family close like we got some kids one day I might have a couple of my

01:24:24Own, I'm gonna tell them when they groan. Don't you listen to them people better?

01:24:28Keep your head cuz everybody want a piece of like it's pizza bread. Give him heat instead

01:24:32I'm a piece, but I kept the piece that could have left your dad blood all on my fleece. I'll have a feast

01:24:37I'm seeing red

01:24:47I

01:24:58Was trying to see the light and then it don't

01:25:12It's a bit empty me a keeper function a perfect amendment

01:25:18Proficient a me gente todos son presidentes

01:25:23Como Obama no tenemos tiempo para el drama

01:25:28Como de llamas eres aburrido voy a cambiar programa

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