- 5/19/2025
The Boys Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00So, you're not a fed?
00:24You hear that?
00:25That's the old Bill.
00:26So, unless you want to explain why you got America's favourite invisible wanker dead
00:30on the floor, give us a fucking hand, will ya?
00:37Ah, shit!
00:38Alright, listen.
00:56I have worked for the feds.
00:58I've worked for loads of people.
01:01I'm what you might call an independent contractor.
01:05You got a problem, you call me, I solve the problem.
01:19What is that?
01:23That's a problem.
01:26Oh, thanks.
01:27Fuck, he's alive.
01:29Yes!
01:30Yes, he's alive!
01:31Okay, pull over.
01:32No, no, no.
01:33Hughie, you don't fucking get it.
01:34Pull over!
01:35This is over!
01:36Fuck's sake, where is he?
01:37He's seen our faces.
01:43Oh my god.
01:45No, no, no, no, no.
01:46I can't do this.
01:47I can't do this.
01:48Let me out.
01:50Let me out!
01:51Pull over!
01:52Hughie, you walk away now and you will never get payback for robbing me.
01:56You'll spend the rest of your life sitting on your ass in fucking regret.
01:59Now, is that what you want?
02:05I know a bloke.
02:06Top man.
02:09He'll know what to do.
02:24Morning, love.
02:25Frenchy about.
02:35Hey.
02:46You'll love this guy.
02:58Frenchy!
03:00Oi, Frenchy!
03:05Monsieur Charcuter.
03:09This is a surprise.
03:12Good to see you.
03:13Good to see you too, mate.
03:18Means you brought that 40,000 you owe me?
03:21I mean, why else would you show your face around here?
03:24Because I've got something even better for you.
03:29How would you like to double your money?
03:32Double your money.
03:43A double of zero is zero.
03:46Who is he?
03:47This guy?
03:48Oh, this here is Hughie Campbell.
03:50We're working a live and jump together.
03:57And he's still alive.
03:59Oi, you and I work together and you're still in one piece?
04:02Am I?
04:05Look, do you want to know what the fucking job is or not?
04:13Open it.
04:15Weasley and Dale.
04:19Where's your sense of adventure, Frenchy?
04:29You dumb fucks are fucking dead!
04:32Have you any...
04:37Let's translucent.
04:39You got translucent in your tank, huh?
04:41Nothing gets past you, mate.
04:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:44Go away. Get him out of here.
04:46All right, all right. He's...
04:47He's chipped.
04:48The soups can be on the way.
04:50Homelander can be on his way right now.
04:52Wait, he's chipped?
04:53You bring this to my doorstep.
04:54This is not my problem, huh?
04:56Well, it is now.
04:58He knows what you look like.
05:01Look, Frenchy, I need your help, mate.
05:03And I ain't leaving till I get it.
05:05Or till the sevens show up.
05:14Ah, here comes the A-train!
05:19My man, how you doing?
05:20Look, I brought you something.
05:24Thanks.
05:25Yeah!
05:27I'm sorry. I asked for translucent.
05:31Right, but translucent is on a secret,
05:33undercover mission right now.
05:35But you got the A-train, baby!
05:40But...
05:41My wish was to meet translucent.
05:44That was my only wish.
05:46He's my hero.
05:49Yeah.
05:50Um...
05:52Well, you know, maybe he can swing by next week,
05:54or...
05:55Some...
05:57Something.
06:01Fuck.
06:02Um...
06:04You know what?
06:06Maybe I can't turn invisible,
06:08but I am the world's fastest man.
06:11Like, I can outrun anybody or anything.
06:14That's something, right?
06:17Like, I tell you what, you get better,
06:19and I'll teach you to run as fast as me.
06:22Yeah?
06:23Yeah.
06:24You'll teach me to outrun cancer?
06:32Yeah.
06:36Oh my God, turn that off.
06:38How many times do I have to tell you that A-train needs to be scripted?
06:41When he does not have a script, this is what happens.
06:43I'm on it. I'm so sorry.
06:44That will not happen again.
06:45All right.
06:46And where is translucent?
06:47We know he's not in the building.
06:48He hasn't triggered any of the motion sensors.
06:50He's probably out on another one of his fucking vendors.
06:53Doesn't he have a team-up tomorrow night?
06:54Yeah, with the Deep.
06:55Get a backup.
06:56I'm on it.
06:57Okay, go.
06:58Okay.
07:00Hello?
07:07Black Noir.
07:09We haven't properly met yet. I'm Starlight.
07:21I look forward to working with you.
07:24There she is.
07:26Hi.
07:27How are you settling in?
07:29Well, uh, it's an adjustment.
07:32That's for sure.
07:33This is Trevor from Crime Analytics.
07:35So, we have exciting news for you.
07:39We are sending you on your first patrol.
07:42To team up tomorrow night.
07:44Oh, that's great.
07:46That's great news. Thank you.
07:47Hi. Big fan.
07:48Big fan.
07:49There you go.
07:50A crime itinerary?
07:51Yep. Where and when to find the bad guys.
07:53That's what my department does.
07:54We vet leads, crunch satellite data, comp stat.
07:57Better intel than the police.
07:59You know, thanks, but I'm good.
08:01I like to do my own investigating.
08:03And that is why we love you.
08:04But it's not coming from us. It's corporate.
08:07To protect you.
08:08What if you nab the wrong person?
08:09There's liability to consider.
08:11The Deep is coming?
08:14Yeah, it's a water-adjacent crime.
08:16He should do it himself. He doesn't need me.
08:19It was going to be deep and translucent,
08:21but everyone on 82 is so excited to get you out there.
08:25Yeah, it's just, you know, back in Des Moines,
08:28I always patrolled alone.
08:30And that is why we love you.
08:32But we see at least a 23% uptick in social media mentions
08:35and hero hashtags when there's a team-up.
08:37People love a team-up.
08:38Love a team-up.
08:46āŖāŖ
08:56āŖāŖ
09:06āŖāŖ
09:15That stuff really blocks the chip signal.
09:18Yeah, it's just RF shielding foil.
09:19You can get it at Fry's.
09:20You're in tech intelligence?
09:22Uh, sales and installation.
09:28What the fuck?
09:31Where am I?
09:32Oi! Morning, sunshine.
09:34Do you know who I am?
09:35Not sure.
09:37I know so many invisible assholes.
09:39You fucking amateurs!
09:41Ah!
09:43Fuck!
09:44What the fuck?
09:46Ooh, mind them bars, son.
09:48You'll only bollocks yourself again.
09:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:52Okay, what do you guys want, money?
09:54We don't want your fucking money.
10:01What do you think, Frenchie?
10:04You just rubbed the morbid fucking dick of problems on my plate.
10:08That's what I think.
10:10Okay.
10:12He can reorder his carbon on his skin into metal material.
10:17It's hard as diamonds.
10:18It's nearly impossible to penetrate.
10:21All right, how about we suffocate him?
10:23Some Dominicans already tried this way back in 07.
10:26And what happened?
10:28They're all fucking dead.
10:29That's what happened.
10:31All right, then fuck it.
10:32Electrocution will just increase the amps.
10:34You already hit him with enough to drop a water buffalo.
10:37And look, my knacky mouth doesn't seem to kill him, huh?
10:40No.
10:41We need to pierce the skin somehow.
10:43Well, how the hell are we gonna do that?
10:45I don't know.
10:47You're gonna kill him?
10:52We didn't bring him here for a fucking happy meal.
10:55I thought we'd question him or something.
10:58I don't know.
10:59You get a hold of someone this big.
11:01At Gitmo, we had to waterboard Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
11:04183 times over six months to get him to talk just once.
11:09And we ain't got six months.
11:11I doubt we've even got six hours.
11:15There are so many crazy things about what you just said.
11:18But right now, you're talking about randomly killing
11:21one of the most famous men on the planet.
11:25A goddamn national treasure.
11:27I mean, people tend to notice that kind of thing.
11:31And if we let him go?
11:34What do you think the Senate will do to us?
11:37Hmm?
11:39You can't get A-Train if you're a greasy smear on the pavement.
11:45I'm not a murderer.
11:49That's all right.
11:52I am.
11:56The race is coming up quickly.
11:58How you feeling?
11:59Look, A-Train is a fierce competitor,
12:01but no one can be the world's fastest man forever.
12:03Let's just say I like my chance.
12:04I'll always protect you.
12:06Your little hero will never be afraid,
12:08but the junior Homelander Cuddle...
12:10Regret to inform you that I've located the mayor's Gulf Stream.
12:14It's about two miles down at the bottom of Hudson Canyon.
12:17There are no survivors, and I've yet to locate the flight recorder.
12:21Though the jet was fragmented, there was one engine fully intact,
12:24and it appears to be engine failure.
12:26I'd like to offer...
12:29Oh!
12:33Still going strong, huh?
12:35Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've just been pumping for 30 minutes,
12:38and I got a quarter of an ounce.
12:39Hey, hey, go easy on yourself.
12:41Come on, now.
12:43Personally, I think it's amazing that a woman your age
12:47can have a baby, period.
12:50That is so sweet of you to say.
12:53Oh, no problem.
12:55Hey, you found translucent yet?
12:57You heard about that?
12:58Mm-hmm.
13:00No? Not yet?
13:02Well, you know, I could search for him.
13:05Personally.
13:07That's not necessary.
13:08Right.
13:11Hey, did you hear about the mayor of Baltimore?
13:17Yeah.
13:19Yeah. Heard his plane went down.
13:22Some sort of engine trouble.
13:23Yeah, it's awful.
13:25I saw him on Tuesday.
13:26I had a meeting with him right here.
13:28Wow.
13:30Well, hug your kids, right?
13:32Because you never know what might happen.
13:35So true.
13:36You know what's interesting?
13:38The Deep told me, and only me,
13:41that there were scorch marks on the mayor's engine,
13:46almost as if from two small, high-intensity beams
13:51roughly the width of human eyes.
13:56Say what you mean to say.
13:59Your brand is hope.
14:03Baseball. America.
14:06Sunshine.
14:08You don't do vengeance.
14:12Madeline, I heard him.
14:14Through the wall.
14:16He was blackmailing you.
14:17I am the last person you need to save.
14:19Yeah, but I did it for you.
14:21I know.
14:22But did the timing occur to you?
14:25I have half the Senate Appropriations Committee
14:27coming tonight.
14:43How did he even know about Compound V?
14:46We are not going to talk about that.
14:48Oh, come on, Madeline.
14:50You do not need to hide things from me.
14:53I love Vought as much as you do,
14:55and I can do more.
14:57You can do more?
14:58You've already grossed $12.3 billion for us.
15:01Right, so the pricks on 82 can take all the fucking credit?
15:04Empty fucking suits with Cornell degrees?
15:06Come on.
15:07I'm the one who's out there.
15:09Not them.
15:10I'm the one who knows the audience,
15:16who knows what's good for this company.
15:18I know I hear you.
15:19I do.
15:20But what I need right now
15:22is I need you to charm the shit out of those congressmen.
15:28Right.
15:30Because that's all I'm good for, huh?
15:34Smile, look pretty, say my lines.
15:36Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
15:39No.
15:40No.
15:44You just need to let me protect you.
15:48Oh, you're gonna protect me?
15:50Mm-hmm.
15:55Gods are pure,
15:59and they're perfect,
16:01and they're above it all.
16:04They need to stay that way.
16:19You're leaking.
16:49Hello?
16:50Hi, Dad.
16:51Huey, where have you been?
16:53I've been calling hospitals.
16:55I'm fine.
16:56But the police are saying some wacko
16:58drove into Gary's store right through the window
17:00and then took off.
17:01I thought maybe you'd been hurt or kidnapped.
17:03I saw this dateline on human trafficking.
17:06Dad, I haven't been human trafficked, okay?
17:08I'm not a human trafficker.
17:10I'm not a human trafficker.
17:12I'm not a human trafficker.
17:14I'm not a human trafficker.
17:16I haven't been human trafficked, okay?
17:19I closed up early.
17:20It must have happened after I left.
17:22Well, where'd you go?
17:24I've just been drinking at Anthony's,
17:26blowing off steam.
17:27No, now, I called Anthony, all right?
17:29I called everybody.
17:30No one's seen you.
17:31Don't lie to me.
17:32Yeah, it's kind of hard to explain.
17:34Hey, Dad, listen, I gotta go.
17:36Listen, I know you've been taking
17:38Robin's accident real hard.
17:40It wasn't an accident.
17:41All right, all right, my point is,
17:42you're a good boy.
17:43You're a sensitive boy.
17:45Okay, before you do something stupid,
17:47come home, Huey.
17:49I gotta go.
17:50No, wait, Huey.
18:16I'm sorry.
18:32Oh.
18:34Well, I heard we had a meeting.
18:36So, uh, I'll just leave you to it.
18:38Well, we're having a meeting right now,
18:40aren't we, Deep?
18:42You and me.
18:45Come on in.
18:46Yeah.
18:47Sure.
19:07So, uh, what, uh,
19:09or is there anything I can do for you,
19:12Deep?
19:14Well, yeah, I guess, uh...
19:18Well, you can help me understand something, Deep,
19:20because, uh...
19:22I don't know, maybe I'm stupid.
19:25Am I stupid, Deep?
19:27What? No.
19:29Ow!
19:30You're not stupid.
19:32You're smart.
19:34Very smart.
19:35Right?
19:36Yeah.
19:37Okay.
19:38So, what possible reason,
19:43what, uh, razor-sharp fish instinct
19:47made you run to Stillwell
19:50and tell her what you thought you saw down there?
19:53I thought... I thought I was, uh...
19:56I don't even know...
19:57I don't know what I saw down there,
19:59as a matter of fact.
20:00It was really dark, and the water was really muddy.
20:04I'm sorry.
20:05Okay, I'm sorry.
20:07I-I-I didn't...
20:09I didn't really see anything down there,
20:11as a matter of fact.
20:14That's what I thought.
20:17Yeah.
20:18Yeah.
20:26And I trust we never have to have this conversation again.
20:31No.
20:32Of course not.
20:34Just this once.
20:37Ha-ha-ha.
20:43Now go fuck Shamu in the blowhole.
20:49Yeah.
20:59Yeah. Fuck yeah.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Yeah.
21:11Yeah.
21:12Yeah.
21:36Round's coated in the same carbon metamaterial as his skin.
21:42What?
21:48About what?
21:49Je sais pas.
22:01Guys?
22:02What are you doing?
22:03Wait! No, no!
22:04Wait, wait!
22:05No, no, no, no, no!
22:08Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
22:12You stupid fucking asshole!
22:15I'm invincible!
22:17You stupid motherfuckers!
22:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
22:22I'm fucking translucent!
22:24I'm indestructible!
22:25It's only a matter of time before they come for me.
22:28You're fucking dead!
22:31Well, that was great, guys.
22:33That was awesome.
22:37Frenchy.
22:38Back later.
22:39Where are you going?
22:42Got an idea.
22:43Long shot.
22:45Might help.
22:46Now?
22:47Yeah, well, it's all under control here, isn't it?
22:49Try not to bugger each other.
22:52Oh, fuck me.
22:56Oh, fuck.
23:21Oh, sorry, miss.
23:27Are you Annika?
23:28Stillwell. I didn't know that you...
23:30You look really nice.
23:31Thank you. Could you please show me?
23:33Yeah.
23:34Well, we haven't been able to ping Translucent's chip until about five minutes ago.
23:37Well, where is he?
23:38Jersey City.
23:39What the hell is he doing in Jersey City?
23:41Uh, at least somewhere in this ten-block area.
23:44That is the best you can do?
23:45It's possible the chip's glitching, or there's some kind of interference.
23:48Okay.
23:49Tell security to search the area door-to-door if necessary.
23:53Tell them to be discreet.
23:55He is invisible, so it shouldn't be that hard.
23:57Okay.
24:03Oh, wow. What a surprise.
24:05A water crime?
24:07Fuck me running.
24:08I swear to God, they only call me when there's trouble at a dock.
24:11Or a river.
24:13Or a lake.
24:15Canal.
24:17Jetty.
24:19Fucking idiots. I could be doing so much more.
24:22But no. Vot just wants me to make my big, pretty dives in the water...
24:25...and flash my fucking biceps for Instagram.
24:28I mean, sure. Formuline hit today.
24:30Still, it's fucking demeaning.
24:36What's your problem?
24:37You had that pissy look on your face all night.
24:43Ooh.
24:45What?
24:46Is this about the other night again?
24:50Jesus Christ.
24:53Cry me a fucking river, all right?
24:55I took my share of shit when I first got here, okay?
24:58Besides, you had a crush on me, remember?
25:01That gives you no right.
25:03Zero right to do what you did, you pathetic asshole.
25:06Hey, you shut your fucking mouth.
25:08Or what? You'll stick a grouper on me?
25:11Don't tell everyone you're a psycho.
25:14I'll go to Homelander.
25:15No, you won't.
25:16See, I asked around.
25:18You're not number two around here.
25:20You're just the fish guy.
25:23Everyone thinks you're a joke.
25:25Me, most of all.
25:27I cannot believe I fell for your crap.
25:31You stuck up little...
25:32You ever touch me again...
25:36...I will burn your eyes out.
25:41Understand me?
25:44Yes.
25:52We'll finish this later.
25:54You take him from the front. I'll come in from behind.
26:15Hello.
26:21Hey.
26:31Hey, boys.
26:41Hurry up. Move faster.
26:43You're amazing. That was so great.
26:45That was really good. Smile for the camera.
26:46What the hell is this?
26:47Yeah, stand over him and say, this is lit.
26:50Oh, hey, Jimmy. Catch my dive in the water?
26:53It's fucking cherry.
26:54I see.
26:58Smile at the camera, starlight.
27:02Shit.
27:11Congrats on your promotion, Susan.
27:14Jesus Christ, Butcher.
27:16Madam Debbie, need to rent, all right?
27:19Wow.
27:20Andrew and the kids must be chuffed for you.
27:23Keep your voice down and don't talk about my family.
27:26It makes my skin crawl.
27:28What are you doing here?
27:30Just need a quick deco at some of your files.
27:33My files? What files?
27:35A couple of soups. Big game, shout out.
27:38Translucent, if you got them.
27:40Why translucent?
27:41No, nothing special. Just ticking a few boxes.
27:43Oh, so you just broke into my goddamn house in the middle of the night?
27:47All right.
27:49I'm trying to find a way to do the job on the cunt,
27:51and if it's anywhere, it'll be in Mallory's files.
27:53Now, would you like me to keep talking?
27:55No. No. Christ.
27:57Just don't fucking say another word.
27:59The Mallory files are dead and buried.
28:02You're the deputy director of CIA operations.
28:04Dig them up.
28:05No.
28:06Why not?
28:07Because of you.
28:08Me?
28:09Yes, you.
28:10The director of shit can.
28:12Anyone who even goes near those files.
28:14You made it suicide to go after the soups.
28:19What have you been doing back involved in this?
28:22I mean, you have a death wish or you're glutton for punishment?
28:27Yeah, a bit of both, I suppose.
28:36Come on, Susan.
28:39Five minutes alone with a piece of paper.
28:42For old time's sakes, I don't want to know.
28:46Are you really trying to sell this shit?
28:48Why? Are you buying it?
28:49You think I look back fondly at the times we fucked in bar bathrooms?
28:55Come on, we had a few laughs.
28:57Like the time you sent me the Oedipal Arrangement.
29:00And what we had was you trying to use me for a get-out-of-jail-free card at a time like this.
29:06Well, if that's all it was then,
29:08what's got you so hot and bothered when a simple fuck you would suffice?
29:15Fuck you.
29:18Now get out of my house.
29:26Did I mention this is life or death?
29:29I'll send an Oedipal Arrangement to your funeral.
29:56Hi.
30:00I thought you might be thirsty, so...
30:16Well, if you don't want it, I can always...
30:18No, no, I don't want it.
30:25Cheers.
30:32So listen, I need to ask you some questions about Adrian.
30:38When he burst through that woman the other day,
30:43Robin Ward,
30:45I need to know why.
30:47Where was he going? What was he doing?
30:49Why was she your sister's girlfriend?
30:54Girlfriend?
30:57That's what all this is about? Christ.
30:59What makes you think I know anything about it?
31:01I know you and Adrian were tight. You guys came up together.
31:04What, are you a fucking fan?
31:06Listen, those two guys in there, they want to kill you, okay?
31:11So you give me something, maybe I can...
31:13What? Hold them off? Because they hang on your every word.
31:16You're the big man around here.
31:18Okay, you don't want to talk, don't talk. I tried. Good luck.
31:21Buddy, my superpower ain't invisibility.
31:25You know that, right?
31:29It's reading people.
31:31Watching them when they think they're alone.
31:45I see people for who they really are.
31:48I see you too, pal.
31:50Right. Because you know me so well, right?
31:53Yeah, I know you're trying to damn this to be tough.
31:55It's a little adorable.
31:58But the truth is...
32:01you're terrifying.
32:03Shitting in your tidy whities,
32:05because you're in over your head fucked.
32:08And you know it.
32:21Fuck.
32:33Huey, I even kind of feel for you.
32:37Your girl died.
32:39And we do crazy shit when we got broken hearts,
32:41but now every instinct is screaming at you to head for the hills,
32:44and you should listen to that instinct.
32:48Unless we kill you first.
32:50How?
32:53I got invulnerable skin.
32:55I'm a fucking superhero guy.
32:59We fight gangs and terrorists.
33:02We save the world daily.
33:06I've stood in front of thousands of screaming fans,
33:09all of them creaming their jeans.
33:14Who are you?
33:17Water balloon,
33:19filled with blood and meat.
33:25Homelander's gonna find you.
33:27And when he does, he's gonna burst you wide open.
33:30I'm gonna make it home in time for cocktails,
33:32because that's who you are, and that's who I am.
33:35You're not the hero of the story.
33:39And...
33:42I'm not the one who's trapped.
33:48Well, good luck.
33:50I tried.
33:54Great chat.
33:57Run for the hills, Huey.
33:59Aah!
34:06It looks like we're losing it.
34:08This signal's going in and out.
34:14Keep searching.
34:17Another 50 feet down on the right.
34:48Because thanks to Samaritan's Embrace,
34:51Aseem has a bed, a ventilated cooking area,
34:54and a laptop.
34:56But our work is not done.
34:58There are millions more children just like Aseem
35:00who need your help for just $9.99 a month.
35:04Hi, John. Thanks for your support.
35:07That's what makes this republic so great.
35:11Bill, how are the kids?
35:15Could I get a club soda?
35:17Miss Stilwell.
35:19Senator. What can I get you?
35:22Jack Rocks.
35:24You know, we have them at Calum 25.
35:26You'd be wasting it. Whiskey's whiskey to me.
35:31Boy, they're blowing so much smoke up Maeve's ass.
35:34It's a miracle she doesn't die of lung cancer.
35:37I know.
35:39Boy, they're blowing so much smoke up Maeve's ass.
35:43It's a miracle she doesn't die of lung cancer.
35:46But you know it's just that, right? Smoke.
35:49I'm sorry.
35:51Everyone loves to bask in their glow.
35:54But tomorrow morning,
35:56no one's putting soups in the National Defense.
35:59It won't get out of committee, much less hit the floor.
36:02Because God forbid we could have an advantage in an armed conflict.
36:05You send a soup over the 38th parallel,
36:08I think Yang's gonna answer for the nuke.
36:10Then one of my guys will catch it.
36:13You see Robertson over there?
36:15He's got Lockheed in his state and in his pocket.
36:18McRae? He's got Ford Bragg and his couple thousand voters.
36:24No one wants to outsource to you.
36:27America runs on weapons.
36:30Hell, it's one of the only damn things we still make.
36:32But you are the chairman. Where do you stand?
36:35Me? I'm just an old leatherneck.
36:37If I was on the line,
36:39I'd scare the shit out of me to have Homelander there.
36:42My heroes are the most loyal, patriotic...
36:45That's just it. They're your heroes.
36:48Aren't they?
36:54Get him a Macallan 25.
36:58Why have average when you can have extraordinary?
37:08Thanks.
37:17It'll be more fun at the party. Please, okay, don't touch me.
37:20No, please, please, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:25The girl said no.
37:28We're all friends here.
37:30Yeah, it's all good. It's fine.
37:38Miss, do me a favor and shut your eyes.
37:43Oh, fuck you, bitch.
38:03Fucking diamond skewer.
38:08Let her go.
38:12Let her go.
38:18Yo.
38:21Here, take it.
38:23What is that?
38:25It will help with your anxiety.
38:27It's LSD and MDMA. This is a candy flip.
38:30It'll smooth you right out. Take it.
38:32Thank you, but I don't think now's the time for a major hallucinogen.
38:38Fais-toi plaisir.
38:43Fuck.
38:48What are you exactly?
38:51Chemist? Engineer? What?
38:55I know a little about a lot of things.
38:58I'm a gunrunner by trade, but as you can see, I developed a certain niche.
39:04Killing superheroes?
39:06No.
39:08You can count on one hand the number of dead superheroes.
39:11Sometimes you can incapacitate them.
39:17Truly, they are magnificent creatures.
39:23Each one with a unique power that requires a unique solution is...
39:28It's never the same twice.
39:30Who pays you to do that?
39:32Whoever can pay.
39:35And when you do kill a soup, or, you know, anyone,
39:43what's it like?
39:52You know, I saw this woman once in a Midtown elevator, 2008.
40:00No more four ten seconds this year, huh?
40:03Stunning.
40:05Five-nine.
40:08Hair so black it absorbed the light, you know?
40:11Tom Ford, Petal Scrap, Louis Vuitton stilettos.
40:15C'est magnifique, hein?
40:18But she had a...
40:20She had... I never forget this, you see.
40:23She had dirt under her fingernails and calluses on her hands,
40:26and I see this, and I say,
40:28strange for such a refined woman like this, what, you...
40:32You a gardener? No, you a sculptor?
40:34What is this, huh?
40:36And I think about this.
40:43I think about her all the time.
40:47She was the first person I ever killed.
40:51She was the first person I ever killed.
40:58I carry... I carry the wound with me.
41:02It's like scars, in a way.
41:05You know?
41:12Okay, Senator. You ready?
41:17Oh, yeah.
41:20Well, darling, you know I like to watch.
41:25Can't always be in control, sir.
41:29Then I guess I'll just have to feel my way through it.
41:33Oh, you feel good and deep, baby.
41:41You ready?
41:43Oh, I'm warming. Feels like butter, baby.
41:47Get ready, sir. You're going in.
41:50Yee-haw!
41:52Giddy-up, gal. Come on.
41:54Oh, God.
41:56That feels different.
42:12Hey, Homelander.
42:15Starlight.
42:17How are you?
42:21Uh, I'm good.
42:24Good.
42:26Hey, is that your, uh, secret identity?
42:30Mm-hmm.
42:32Charming.
42:34Thanks.
42:36Yeah, I gave up on mine...
42:38a long time ago now.
42:42I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
42:46Good night.
43:03I am needing you both to quit now.
43:07I am doing this.
43:11That little kid is gonna drink my goddamn milk
43:13if it's the last thing I do.
43:41Shelf.
43:59What are you doing?
44:01Choking our invisible friend.
44:03I need him unconscious.
44:06Why?
44:08Because I got it.
44:12Now what the fuck do you want?
44:18What the fuck, Starlight?
44:20What?
44:27Oh, shit.
44:29Yeah, oh, shit.
44:31And so glad you did it in plain clothes
44:33so you could blow your secret identity.
44:35Here. OMG, I recognize Starlight.
44:38Since any January, I went to Hoover High with her.
44:41Hashtag, she was bulimic.
44:46One, this was stupid.
44:49Two, it was really stupid to do it on camera.
44:53Always look for cameras.
44:55They were about to rape a girl.
44:57What girl? There's no girl in that video.
44:59You get a name?
45:00No, she ran off.
45:01Oh, great. She ran off. Great.
45:03Always get a fucking name, Starlight. Always.
45:05They said...
45:07They said she was a friend.
45:09It was date rape, I think.
45:11Great. Well, she hasn't come forward,
45:13and statistically she's not likely to,
45:15so all we really have is two Delta Betas
45:17who insist they were just getting drunk in an alley
45:20until you beat them unconscious.
45:22They're lying.
45:24Aren't I innocent until proven guilty?
45:27When you're in the big leagues, you flip it.
45:31I don't know what you were planning on doing today
45:34with your little cute day,
45:36but you have to cancel everything, okay?
45:38You're going to have meetings with risk assessment,
45:40with crisis management, with legal.
45:43Jerry's going to lose his shit.
45:45Fuck.
45:47Am...
45:49Are they going to fire me?
45:52Just be in Stilwell's office at 10.
45:55But...
45:57Am I fired?
45:59Senator, I very much appreciate you coming bright and early.
46:03I realize, uh, how busy you were last night.
46:15These are fake.
46:17I think we both know they're not.
46:21Look, I was with a young woman, all right?
46:24Of legal age, her name was Rhonda.
46:27So this is impossible.
46:29They've obviously been doctored or something.
46:32I'm sorry, they're authentic.
46:34I should know. I was there.
46:36You what?
46:45You shiver when you orgasm, sir.
46:47Lord Jesus.
46:49That will be all, doppelganger.
46:52Who the fuck is he?
46:55Anyway, I would love to continue our conversation from last night.
47:00This is some dirty fucking pool, Madeline.
47:03You're really going to clutch your pearls, Senator.
47:06I don't think either one of us is that naive.
47:09Eh, it's not...
47:12It's not fatal to be homosexual these days.
47:15It is in Oklahoma, sir,
47:17where your voters live.
47:21Even if I get the bill out of committee,
47:24nobody's going to vote for it on the floor.
47:27No one wants your fucking soups in the army.
47:31We'll see.
47:43Hello, vendor.
47:45Um, welcome to Crime Analytics.
47:48Would you like a Red Bull?
47:50Have you found translucent yet?
47:52No, but security's on it.
47:54He's been missing over 24 hours.
47:57Is he in danger?
47:59Um...
48:00Do you even know?
48:04Forget it. I'll find him myself.
48:06What's his last known position, please?
48:08Why don't I just call Ms. Stilwell?
48:10No.
48:11No, no, no, no.
48:13You're talking to me.
48:15Well, I'm not sure I'm supposed to be talking to...
48:18What's your name?
48:20Annika.
48:21Annika. That's a beautiful name.
48:24Listen, Annika.
48:26I'm the Homelander.
48:28Mm-hmm.
48:29And I can do whatever the fuck I want.
48:32Okay?
48:34Now.
48:36Translucent's last known position.
48:41Please.
48:51What the...
48:53Someone doesn't feel right.
48:54A little bit.
48:55I'm not ashamed to admit, though.
48:57I've outdone myself.
49:03You know, the problem is the skin, huh?
49:05It's, uh, hard like diamonds.
49:07But then I realized,
49:08this is just your shell that is hard, huh?
49:10Like a turtle.
49:13But your insides,
49:15they're like the rest of ours.
49:17Soft.
49:19So how do you get to the squishy insides?
49:22Through the mouth, no?
49:23The stomach acid, the reflex.
49:26If I stick something down your throat,
49:28you may vomit it up.
49:32There's truly only one way.
49:34What did you do to me?
49:35He stuck a lump of plastic up your bum, son.
49:40S-bomb.
49:44Oh, my God.
49:49Now,
49:51you stick a little finger up there
49:53and try and fish it out.
49:55Bang.
49:57I trigger this.
49:59Also bang.
50:01Seven.
50:02Please don't kill me again.
50:05I'll do anything.
50:09I'll tell you about A-train.
50:11That's what the kid wants, right?
50:13I-I-I don't know where A-train was going that night.
50:16He killed the girl, okay?
50:17He's coming for me.
50:18What? Where?
50:19Popclaw's.
50:21He fucking loves me.
50:23He doesn't think anyone else knows.
50:24But I know, I know a lot of things.
50:26He's here every night, maybe now.
50:29Popclaw, that's that hero with the sharp things
50:32coming out of her arms.
50:33Yeah, real deal.
50:34If anyone knows what A-train is doing,
50:36it's Popclaw.
50:37But that's all I know about that.
50:38I swear to Christ.
50:39But I'll tell you anything else you want,
50:42just ask.
50:48Wait, wait, wait.
50:49Just ask anything.
50:52Now, normally,
50:53that would be just what the doctor ordered.
50:56But, unfortunately for you,
51:00we're out of time.
51:02No.
51:03No.
51:04Please.
51:05Listen, I know shit.
51:06Dark shit all the way to the top.
51:08Wait, wait.
51:09No, no, no.
51:10Please, wait, wait, wait.
51:11Listen, I can help you.
51:12I'm fucking invisible.
51:13We can be invisible.
51:14Butcher.
51:15No, please, wait, wait.
51:17A moment, s'il vous plait.
51:23Hill.
51:25What is that?
51:28Armando.
51:30That's Homelander?
51:32Homelander's here.
51:33Oh, shit.
51:34Oh, shit.
51:37He can see us.
51:39He's got x-ray vision.
51:40He can see through the fucking roof.
51:41I'm super fucking hearing.
51:43You pull the detonator,
51:45he will hear.
51:53Homelander.
51:55We got a frame of ascent.
51:57But how?
52:00Pittsburgh.
52:01Oh, you cannot be serious, huh?
52:03Deadly.
52:05You know how much this will cost me?
52:08Put it on the tab.
52:16Guys?
52:26Where is it?
52:28Back door panel.
52:38Look, the mall shooting's a tragedy.
52:40I'm just saying, if more people were armed,
52:42maybe I wouldn't have to save the day every time.
52:45Hello?
52:46ChƩrie, it's a bear.
52:48You're joking.
52:49Now?
52:50No joke, I'm afraid.
52:53Fuck.
52:55Fine.
52:57I'll be ready in three.
53:02Come on.
53:03Frenchy, I'm getting shit reception there.
53:05We'll figure the fuck out, huh?
53:07Come on.
53:38What do you think?
53:42Holy shit.
53:44He's the Homelander.
53:45I am talking to the Homelander.
53:47Mm-hmm.
53:48Sir, I need to see some ID.
53:51Get the fuck back in that cage.
53:53Just take it easy, okay?
53:56What are you doing out here?
53:58This is my place.
54:00We are opening a photo shot.
54:04Oui, I'm opening a photo shot.
54:07You know where the terrorist gallery is?
54:09Yeah, it's a Brazilian steakhouse, sir.
54:11I need to see in the back of the van.
54:14No offense, you got a warrant or something?
54:19Well, if you got nothing back there,
54:21then you got nothing to worry about, right?
54:28Please get back in the cage.
54:31I'm not getting back in that cage, man.
54:33I do. I am dead.
54:35Yeah, well, if you don't, you're dead.
55:01Just think, you kill me,
55:04they'll never stop looking for you.
55:08They'll be glancing over your shoulder your whole life
55:12till they find you, which they will.
55:15Everything all right, sir?
55:46Look, you let me go,
55:49you'll be the hero that saved Translucent.
55:54It's not too late.
55:56You can still go home.
55:59That's your life.
56:08Attaboy.
56:10Attaboy.
56:41Hello, Daddy!
56:43Hello, Mom!
56:45Love you!
56:47Jerry Bob!
56:49Hello, World!
56:51I'm your wild girl!
56:53Love you!
56:55Jerry Bob!
56:57Jerry Bob!
56:59Jerry Bob!
57:01Jerry Bob!
57:03Jerry Bob!
57:05Jerry Bob!
57:07Jerry Bob!
57:09Jerry Bob!
57:11Donates love and strikes out too.
57:14Come on, baby, let me get to you.
57:18Bad nights cause a teenage flu.
57:21Get down, ladies, you've got nothing to lose!
57:25Hello, Daddy!
57:27Hello, Mom!
57:28Love you!
57:30Jerry Bob!
57:32Hello, World!
57:33I'm your wild girl!
57:35Love you!
57:37Jerry Bob!
57:53Hello, Daddy!
57:55Hello, Mom!
57:56Love you!
57:58Jerry Bob!
58:00Hello, World!
58:01I'm your wild girl!
58:03Love you!
58:05Jerry Bob!
58:10Hey, street boy, what's up style?
58:14Your dreaded dreams don't make you smile.
58:17I'll give you something to live for.
58:21Have you and grab you till you're sore!
58:24Hello, Daddy!
58:26Hello, Mom!
58:27Love you!
58:29Jerry Bob!
58:31Hello, World!
58:33I'm your wild girl!
58:34Love you!
58:36Jerry Bob!
58:38Jerry Bob!
58:40Jerry Bob!
59:04The End
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