19th May 2025
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00:00Emergency, which service do you require?
00:07Police, I think someone's been hurt.
00:10Someone's been hurt right now?
00:11Yeah.
00:12Are you in any danger yourself?
00:14No.
00:16What location is this?
00:17Behind Coronation Street, Maudsley Street.
00:31Hey, excited detective?
00:33Big day today?
00:34It's not.
00:35I don't do birthdays.
00:37Oh, it's your birthday.
00:39Isn't that what you meant?
00:41No, I meant you've got me shadowing you.
00:42But I, I should have remembered that it is your birthday.
00:46Well, honestly, I'm not quite...
00:47Are you hoping to go for like a pint of the work early?
00:51Like I said, screw around on the old app.
00:53I still haven't heard that, but...
00:55You won't find by me.
00:56I can't measure about on the first date, pal.
00:58Do you know what the most important skill about being a detective?
01:02Listening.
01:03Hey, did you know that it's Kate's birthday today?
01:05Oh, I should have put a veil on you, Hank.
01:08Listen and learn today, PC Tinker.
01:11Good luck.
01:14Happy birthday.
01:15Thanks.
01:16Stay out of trouble.
01:20You know, it took me like half hour to decide what to wear this morning.
01:24Last time, I went for the suit.
01:26I mean, the uniform is way easier.
01:29How do you decide?
01:32Um...
01:34Take that to the cafe, refresh on the basics.
01:37Oh, and there's some rewind cases in there. I'll be testing them later.
01:40Oh, easy.
01:42And what was it, the most important skill for being a detective?
01:46Listening.
01:46In fact, don't tell me,
01:48because I'll use my detective skills to figure it out.
01:51See you in the cafe, partner.
01:57Ah, you know, learning about each other.
02:00Oh, is that Kate asking you to bring in her friends and neighbours?
02:04Oh, you want me to go out with them?
02:06It's none of their business.
02:08It's just David who thinks Kate's a bit dodgy.
02:11You know, Gary Windhorst would say...
02:12Oh, Gary.
02:13Come on, Gary's just jealous.
02:15I mean, I know Kate better than either of you.
02:19Oh, Fanny.
02:21Do you have any idea what I can get Kit for his birthday?
02:24Oh, well, you've come to the right person.
02:27Um, when is it again?
02:29Oh, it's today.
02:32Actually, don't worry, I'll just burn you.
02:35Oh, neat. I knew Bernie wasn't in the cafe.
02:37Oh, shut up, Nick.
02:43Oh, Fanny.
02:46Whoa!
02:48Son, I, uh, I won't charge you.
02:51Charge me?
02:53Well, you've got like half my can.
02:55Did you shake it on purpose?
02:57I knocked it.
02:59Yeah, then you wait and open it later.
03:02It's all for the advice that I didn't ask for.
03:12Nice one, Roy.
03:14How about...
03:16...Papa was a bowling stone?
03:19What do you mean, Papa was a bowling stone?
03:22Nobody's a bowling stone.
03:25Oh, is Bernie not working?
03:28No, she's, uh, taking care of the shop.
03:31Well, Eddie goes to the wholesalers.
03:34Might I be of assistance?
03:37Well, I'm looking for a present for Kit's birthday.
03:42Well, if it doesn't already possess one,
03:45I would, uh, suggest a microplane.
03:48No, I ain't got that sort of money to spend.
03:51Maybe a microplane lesson.
03:53Is it dangerous?
03:55Uh, it's, uh...
03:57Greg!
03:58What is it?
03:59Do you think we should all knock down the music tonight?
04:01What, for a first date?
04:03Do you know where it's going?
04:04A date?
04:05I'll be talking about the competition, you know, the bowling one.
04:08You know, me and Eddie.
04:09You, Steve. The A-team.
04:10I don't say you've forgotten.
04:12I suppose it's got a first date.
04:14Although...
04:15Yeah?
04:16She was dead quick at replying when we were chatting.
04:19Then I suggested we meet up.
04:22Yes, yeah.
04:23Greg, who are we now?
04:25I've not heard Albert this afternoon.
04:27But, boss, you wait there. I will get you a cup.
04:36It's about 16, then.
04:39Actually, I'm in a bit of a hurry, so...
04:41Is he just 16, or nearly 70?
04:43Be specific.
04:44I'm not having this conversation.
04:45Is there something I should know?
04:49Brodie, he's mixed, son.
04:51You and me were ancient history.
04:53Well before I got pregnant with him.
04:54I've done seen the ancient.
04:55When was he born?
04:57Oh, I forgot my purse.
04:59What a lie.
05:03I forgot my purse.
05:04Shh.
05:05I could pint the bird.
05:07You can't shoot your money.
05:08It's got a way above the feet.
05:10Oh, that bird seems actually to have lost.
05:12I think she's got a candle.
05:14Stick a candle in his cake.
05:15Get rid of that.
05:22Greg, just wait.
05:30Kate!
05:35Kate!
05:40That bird tells me it's your birthday.
05:44Ginger bird about this tall with the paws of a rust.
05:47Come on, don't fool me.
05:49I don't make a big deal about my birthdays.
05:52I kind of make more about my adoption day.
05:55Oh, I could do something about that.
05:57If you bother to tell me when it is.
06:01Don't make any plans tonight.
06:05Come on.
06:13Come on, Nancy bird.
06:14Here you are.
06:18Nice to see you.
06:21Are you out?
06:23Of course I'm out.
06:26It's your mate, Dylan's.
06:29He made Dylan's and my life.
06:32A hound in the STC is a proper honour.
06:39Are you looking for something in particular?
06:42Yeah, I wanted some custard cream, but you've got none.
06:46Yeah, I think we've got some in the back.
06:47Just leave them at it.
06:48Cheers.
06:49Cheers.
07:00I think I was born yesterday.
07:03What do you mean?
07:04Come on.
07:06Empty your pockets.
07:08Don't be like that.
07:09Everything OK?
07:10No, this kid's trying to rob me.
07:12Oh, yeah.
07:13Oh, God.
07:14Oh, fuck it's...
07:16Can't make me.
07:18A bad luck kid because he's a copper.
07:21Do you prefer to do this down the station?
07:23Hey, got you.
07:33Now, an apology if you want me to let you off with a warning.
07:37I'm not going to let you off.
07:38I'm not going to let you off.
07:39I'm not going to let you off.
07:40I'm not going to let you off.
07:41I'm not going to let you off.
07:43Saz.
07:45To it.
07:49Saz.
07:56I'm scared to go through the details.
07:58Aye.
07:59If you're letting me go.
08:00OK.
08:01OK.
08:03Erm...
08:05Name and date of birth.
08:06Oh, I'll tell you mine.
08:09Boldy McKee.
08:11Thirty ferns a chant.
08:13Two thousand and nine.
08:18Are we done?
08:27You're too soft.
08:29If he comes near again, I'm calling the police.
08:32And they can send someone who hasn't got a birthday today.
08:38Oi!
08:40Don't lock the door.
08:41It's lucky enough.
08:43Is he mine?
08:46Well...
08:48Could Boldy be mine?
08:50Mick loves him.
08:51He's his dad.
08:53They were husband for sixteen years.
08:56Please don't do this.
09:06Always making sure you ID.
09:09Says you know your rights.
09:10Yeah, you had no right to have shoved me up that hole.
09:13What, he roughed you up?
09:14Yeah, he fooled me around.
09:15What did he look like?
09:17A dead man in a cage with a dark hair.
09:21Do you think he was even police?
09:24My mummy saw him, that copper that roughed me up.
09:26Was it Kit?
09:28I don't see him laying his hands on you.
09:30Well, this is about me.
09:32Using our Brodie to get him there.
09:34Brodie, stick the kettle on.
09:36Now.
09:37Brodie won't run.
09:39He's lucky he didn't get slung like an STC.
09:41Did Kit make out like I was doing as a female?
09:44Maybe he did.
09:48You know, stopping round here, it's not good for Brodie.
09:51Two minutes ago you were saying you want to be here forever?
09:54He needs a fresh start somewhere else.
09:56And the girls?
09:58You'd uproot them again?
10:00We'd adapt.
10:02We're here now, this is our own.
10:04What if it kept Brodie out of bother?
10:05You'd get a job easier and all.
10:07You know, somewhere where you've not fallen out with everyone.
10:09Run away because Windass can't take a joke.
10:11And let Kit think he sheets me out of town.
10:15You're fired.
10:25The traffic should have cleared now.
10:27You all are in detention.
10:29I feel like it.
10:31You know, I thought I was going to be out and about.
10:33Like the last time I was here.
10:35I thought I'd shut her in.
10:37You'll be out and about this evening.
10:39Yes!
10:41Is that your date?
10:43She said yes.
10:45She's changed her mind?
10:47She said, let's dress up.
10:49Are you going to wear your hooky tie?
10:51I'll never find that, I've moved out a million times.
10:53I never thought I'd hear a copper say that.
10:55Oh, I know.
10:57If he's going on a date, we need four in a team, that's the rule.
10:59What are you doing tonight, Roy?
11:01Oh, Bat Society AGM.
11:03We're voting on a new regional chair.
11:05It should be quite intriguing.
11:07All right.
11:09Hey, man, come on, we'll find something else.
11:19Come on.
11:21What's the night so far?
11:23Um, yeah, right.
11:25Okay, um, well.
11:27ABC.
11:29Machine nothing.
11:31Believe nobody.
11:32Wait, that's not...
11:39We need somebody to chat.
11:41About what?
11:43About what?
11:45Outside.
11:53You should have got one of those candles that's like a flower and it opens up and plays music.
11:57Have you seen that?
11:58Oh, hi.
12:00I'd like to limit my engagement with single-use plastics, no matter what the event.
12:08Happy birthday to you.
12:13Where's he gone now?
12:17I never took Cody.
12:19You calling me a liar?
12:21No, I'm calling him a liar, he said I hurt him.
12:23You're bored of interfering in my life, do you?
12:26Messing things up?
12:28I never needed any help with that.
12:30Is your plan is to start on my boy?
12:32Great parenting, Mick.
12:34Did he enjoy STC?
12:36Maybe if I'd had a chance in life, he'd have had a better role model.
12:39Whose false that?
12:41Yours.
12:43Do I need to remind you?
12:45Yeah, remind me.
12:47You did me a favour once.
12:49We were kids.
12:51Now do yourself a favour and take some responsibility for your lad.
12:53Stop whining about how hard your life is like everybody owes you.
12:56Not everyone owes me.
12:58Just you.
13:00You're obsessed, mate.
13:02No, you are.
13:04Or you'd not be starting on my brodie.
13:07You look at my life.
13:09Three great kids.
13:11A fit, loyal wife.
13:14Only right behind a police badge and flipped from bird to bird.
13:19Who's the winner?
13:21Well, as loyal as she is.
13:25What do you mean by that?
13:26Stick around, mate.
13:56Only then I can post this episode daily.
14:08Summarise your role once you arrive at the scene.
14:12Okay, right.
14:14So, um...
14:16You've got to gather the evidence.
14:18Hang on, because...
14:20Well, it's that ABC thing again, isn't it?
14:22Um...
14:24Check what resources are available to you.
14:26Identify the witnesses.
14:29I forgot to secure the scene.
14:31What's this? Some sort of TV show?
14:33Craig's Shadow in Kitchen, CRD Today.
14:36Oh.
14:38Oh, I'd have been a great detective, mate.
14:41Yeah.
14:43Yeah, she walked into the caf.
14:45Looked around.
14:47Beside a suspect at the table.
14:49And she knew her son, DC, Kit Green, had been in,
14:52but he'd obviously upset the suspect,
14:54so he ate the cake.
14:57How'd you figure that one out?
14:59Well, you wouldn't let your candle burn that far down
15:02if it's yours and you're in front of it.
15:05And you wouldn't light the candle
15:07unless the birthday boy was here.
15:09So, you lit the candle, he bogged off,
15:12and then you ate the cake.
15:14How am I doing?
15:16You sound like a good detective.
15:17How am I doing?
15:19It's actually amazing.
15:21Impressive.
15:23Right, I'll dispose of the evidence.
15:25Look, if Kit's not doing things right,
15:27you tell him.
15:29How else is he going to know?
15:31Yeah.
15:33He's outside.
15:35Oh, yeah, you're right.
15:37I will.
15:39Cheers, Roy.
15:41Thanks for your help.
15:47What are you doing here?
15:49I'm not being funny or all,
15:51but are we going to do an actual detection?
15:53What do you want?
15:55Me?
15:57People getting murdered a little like GBH.
15:59No, I want to learn.
16:01What would be more entertaining?
16:04I just want to learn.
16:06I want to follow what you want me to do.
16:08Do you know what I want?
16:10I want to follow what you want me to do.
16:12I want to follow what you want me to do.
16:14I want to follow what you want me to do.
16:15Do you know what I want?
16:17I want you to stop pecking me.
16:19In fact, go away. We're done.
16:22But this is why you'll never make a DC.
16:25Because you can't listen.
16:27You can't follow instructions.
16:29Go back to the station now.
16:31That's an order.
16:45Of course he's got to be careful.
16:47There's seven. No, we haven't.
16:49Of course you have.
16:51I just want David to accuse me of being an enabler.
16:54Me too.
16:56You know what you like? Just jumping feet first.
16:58It's fine with the red flags.
17:00I mean, Kit's got more red flags than Turkey.
17:02Why Turkey?
17:04Flag of Turkey.
17:06Right, look.
17:08Just be wary.
17:10What makes you think that I'm not capable of being cautious?
17:12The cozy table for two.
17:13Okay, look.
17:15He's hot. Come on, he's hot.
17:17And I am so bored.
17:19I'm just sitting in making chicken nuggets
17:21while Harry, while my exes wander around
17:23with their late girlfriends.
17:25I'm glad that Gary is wild.
17:27Okay, so I'm not stupid.
17:29I know what I'm doing.
17:31So please may I have the lovely romantic table,
17:337pm, candles.
17:35Yeah, for my discount.
17:37And let Kit know that it's done.
17:39No.
17:41No.
17:43Okay, bye.
17:57Going to let me buy you a proper drink for your birthday?
18:00I'm on shift.
18:02Oh, yeah.
18:04Undercover as a role of this punter.
18:06Me and my investigation squad.
18:10Am I missing?
18:13Are you okay?
18:17Well, I'm here if you change your mind.
18:33What happened to shadowing?
18:36I, er...
18:38Well, we decided...
18:40Just tell me.
18:41It didn't work out.
18:43Why?
18:47Oh, I see.
18:49You don't want to grass up D.C. Green, right?
18:52The thing is, Craig,
18:54I'm the one who actually oversees the shadowing,
18:56so I'll be hauling him in to explain anyway.
18:58Oh.
19:00He was right, probably.
19:02It were my fault.
19:05I never make a D.C.
19:07I never make a D.C.
19:10He said that.
19:12What, you saw him say that?
19:14I said anything.
19:18I bet he got told that when he was in uniform, too.
19:21She's probably trying to push you.
19:23So the best thing that you can do
19:25is to prove him wrong,
19:27so you get yourself back in uniform
19:29and you show him that you're...
19:31that you're smart, you're self-motivated
19:33and actually you are ready to touch yourself.
19:35You get yourself noticed,
19:37and D.C. took it for being an exceptional police officer.
19:40Yeah.
19:42Yeah, Sarge.
19:44And, uh, you call me if D.C. Green gives you any more grief.
19:46Right, yeah.
19:48Will do.
19:50Cheers.
19:51Cheers.
20:10Get out of here, now!
20:18Kate Green.
20:19What do I need to know?
20:22What do you mean?
20:29Don't treat me like an idiot.
20:43Right.
20:45You and me, we're going for a fucking work at yours.
20:49Well, I'm going.
20:51And since I've not got a key,
20:53I'll have to take the door off its hinges
20:55unless you come along.
21:06Oh, Kate!
21:08Am I glad to see you.
21:10Now, listen, I might be overreacting.
21:12I do hear them fighting from time to time,
21:14but this is, like, the worst it's been.
21:16What is?
21:17I knew it because of my 999 call.
21:19And an AR unit from overstreet.
21:21That's it.
21:23That's it.
21:25I phoned 999.
21:27He's got a right temper, that Mick.
21:29This is PC Mike 0-9-1-4.
21:31I think I'm attending more of a strike.
21:33If they don't answer at the front,
21:35you can get to their lab from the guinnel behind us.
21:37Sis, we're screwed.
21:39Eh, shouldn't you wait for the back door?
21:44She's worried about me.
21:45She's worried about you.
21:47Well, I should be able to go to the pub
21:49without a barmaid reporting me to you.
21:51Yeah, well, she's not just a barmaid, is she?
21:53She's your sister.
21:55Oh, well, that's OK, then, isn't it?
21:57Is it Mick?
21:59It's blackmail.
22:01No, it's not blackmail.
22:03Well, if it's about the firework thing,
22:05it is blackmail, and he needs to move on.
22:07I can handle him.
22:09So what is it, then?
22:11It's none of your business.
22:13Or Gemma's.
22:15Well, I'm fine.
22:17Just going back to work, then.
22:19Yeah, well, you'll be fine now.
22:21You have a better scram inside you.
22:45Police!
22:50Was that you at the front door?
22:52Certainly you were.
22:54There's been a report of a domestic disturbance.
22:56Oh, right, well,
22:58people just don't know when to keep their nebs out.
23:00It was a neighbour
23:02who is concerned for your welfare.
23:04Yeah, sorry, yeah.
23:06We do argue sometimes.
23:08Drives me up the wall.
23:10Please apologise to him there before us
23:12and thank him for the concern.
23:13Are you sure that you're alright?
23:15Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
23:17Thanks.
23:19If I could just speak to your husband, please.
23:21Oh, you've missed him.
23:23He's gone to pick up a part for his bike.
23:27He kicked it over in his temper.
23:29He's proud and sure of that, I think.
23:31Right, well,
23:33OK, look,
23:35just as long as you are OK.
23:39What will we do without police officers like you, eh?
23:41Because I'll feel safe.
23:43Well,
23:45we will always be here
23:47when you need us.
23:49Just call.
23:51I will.
24:06What would we do without police officers?
24:08I had to say something.
24:10No.
24:12You chose to say that.
24:15Inspector!
24:17Get in!
24:19Get in!
24:21Don't leave me!
24:38You will not need a VPN for this.
24:41Please, guys,
24:42support me.
24:44Only then I can post this episode daily.
24:53Spoke to a human hazard on Malta Street.
24:57No offence disclosed.
24:59Incident can now be closed.
25:08Stay inquisitive.
25:10Probe.
25:12Open questions.
25:33Stop! Police!
25:35Stop!
25:36Police!
25:38Stop!
25:40Stop!
25:54Hello?
25:59Oh, it's the police!
26:04I just want to know you're safe.
26:10Crackers.
26:12Have you any crackers?
26:14You know, your bread was that stale.
26:16If you dropped it, I think it might smash.
26:18It's all right.
26:20You can go now.
26:23You know, when Gemma texted
26:25and said you were out of sorts,
26:27my first thought was
26:29it's because of that argument we'd had.
26:31And then my second thought was
26:33hang on, Bernadine,
26:34it's not all about you.
26:36Go on, ask him.
26:39Look, I meant what I said, son.
26:41You can tell me anything.
26:43You don't know me.
26:45You're my blood.
26:47Blood?
26:49That makes all the difference, does it?
26:51Never mind the past,
26:53everything you don't know,
26:55everything you've missed.
26:57Oh, not this again.
26:59How many more rows, conversations, apologies?
27:01Yeah, there's work to be done,
27:03but there'll always be work to be done.
27:04Is he the one you shunned next
27:06but you were too soft?
27:08I think he's my son.
27:10Your son?
27:12Dare have said it.
27:14No, probably shouldn't have.
27:16Certainly shouldn't have wound Mick up.
27:18I've got to get back to work.
27:20But Kit!
27:26Hi, it's PC Thinker again.
27:29Look, I know I called
27:31that Mordley Street job as resolved,
27:32but I've got to put an alert out
27:34for a silver van registration
27:36Sierra Delta Zero Seven
27:38Sierra Kilo Delta.
27:41Driver is a white male
27:43in his thirties,
27:45Mark Michaelis.
27:47I'm going out on patrol.
27:57That's it!
27:59That's it!
28:00Who are we going to bully?
28:02Olympic standard, why?
28:04We need a full person for our team today.
28:06Who are the other three?
28:08Me, Sue and Steve.
28:10No, Ty,
28:12you're probably going to have heart attacks
28:14and say things like cool and yay.
28:17Oi!
28:20Your bets?
28:22Ty for the broken knees.
28:24Ty's misses.
28:26Who says?
28:28Oh, so not Ty's going up.
28:30And who are you?
28:32Bodie.
28:34Like Dylan mentioned, me.
28:36I'm the one in the SDC,
28:38got stuff in, got stuff done.
28:40What's he saying out here?
28:42Right, well, you don't need to get stuff in here,
28:44it's all for sale in the corner shop.
28:46Really?
28:48Well, I'm going to get off my stuff.
28:50Like Dylan would have paid, right?
28:54So,
28:56I'm going to go down to the police station
28:57and I might share some with you,
28:59if you're lucky.
29:01Well,
29:03not like you shared your can with me earlier.
29:05What's more friendly?
29:07So,
29:09I'll see you there.
29:11Peace bomb with a bunch of old people in it.
29:18I've heard some right arguments
29:20before I come to the get up.
29:22I ended up calling 999.
29:24Who's going to let this guy back in there?
29:26I think it's that Mick and Lou.
29:28I feel like maybe I should go home for a bit now.
29:30No, no, no.
29:32Don't get in the middle of a warring couple.
29:34Is that by the letters the police send you?
29:36Gemma, it's me.
29:38Will you call me?
29:40No, in fact, call Lou.
29:42I need to check and see what's happened to her
29:44and then I'll mix at it again.
29:46Anyway, just
29:48get in touch when you can.
29:50OK, bye.
29:56I think we need a chat
29:58about her mentoring rights.
30:00I was trying to start.
30:02Really?
30:04I'm going to get through
30:06if you said I said situation.
30:08We'll still work, right?
30:10Kit, come here.
30:15Shadowing is prep.
30:17Would it kill you to be encouraging
30:19and arranging?
30:21For when?
30:23What, you want me to work?
30:24No.
30:26You want me to run your diary now as well?
30:28Do you know what?
30:30Actually, come to think of it,
30:32it's the only way I'm allowed to fucking task you.
30:34Let's just call it a theft.
30:36The uniform will be here with the lad any second
30:38and it's probably best if I don't book it in.
30:40So you can do it.
30:42Right, theft of what?
30:44Alcohol.
30:46Connoisseur called Carnation Street.
30:48He's only a young lad, fairly out of STC.
30:50Oh, here he is now.
30:52Go on.
30:54I don't know what I did.
30:56Looks like a prophecy, don't you?
30:58Kept talking.
31:00It's the boomie, the proper digging in.
31:02Cheers, Mush.
31:04You nicked beers this morning
31:06after I gave you a warning.
31:08You can't do me for the same offence
31:10you've already made me up.
31:12What if I stopped nicking you
31:14since you told me to stop?
31:16Except alcohol.
31:18With the vodka,
31:20I'm not saying I did or I didn't have it,
31:22but see if I did,
31:24so you might as well
31:26save yourself the embarrassment
31:28and let me go.
31:30As you wish.
31:32My dad says you're only picking on me today.
31:34Is that what he says?
31:36Well, is it true?
31:38We haven't got time for this.
31:40We can't talk to him until he's sober,
31:42so just book him in.
31:44Get off!
31:46I hate it when you lock the door.
31:48Are you fucking kidding me?
31:54Do you bowl, Fiz?
31:56Oh, what, like,
31:58roll his oversized barbies
32:00down the grass of Little Hill?
32:02How old do you think I am?
32:04No, he's talking about
32:06sack him up, knock him down bowling.
32:08It's a competition.
32:10Oh, I'll need my anxiety for one day.
32:14No, surely.
32:16Can you believe this?
32:18Carys has got to have a feeling.
32:20I mean, why?
32:22It made me fret not to have lost track
32:24Fiz had to call 999
32:26if she's hurt.
32:28Fiz, what are you doing?
32:30Slow down, you have been looking at posters
32:32of teeth for the last hour.
32:34Fiz heard Nick and Lou
32:36arguing, fighting,
32:38so bad that she called the police.
32:40Is he OK?
32:42I don't know.
32:44Oh, why did I keep it quiet?
32:46I should have just reported
32:48what he'd done to me.
32:50You must be scared.
32:52I know, but
32:54how I'll feel if he's
32:56done it again.
32:58I mean, maybe I should just
33:00change my statement,
33:02tell the police what really happened.
33:04Well, if you want to.
33:06I don't want to.
33:19Nick,
33:21I've come out.
33:24I can't stop this.
33:29The girls.
33:31What about the girls?
33:33Are they mine?
33:36All the children,
33:37they are all of them.
33:39Not Brody.
33:43Brody is your son.
33:46Look, I made one mistake
33:48once.
33:50I shouldn't have to change anything.
33:51Brody is our son.
33:53You don't know that.
33:55I don't 100% know it.
33:57You don't.
33:59He was there to see
34:01his first birthday.
34:03You didn't realise
34:05more than my first viewing.
34:07It was me
34:09who went on about skin to skin
34:11but you did it.
34:13You settled it.
34:15I should have.
34:16I don't know what she means to you.
34:22I can't help.
34:24He's your son because you held him.
34:28He's your son because you looked out for him.
34:33What you're saying, Lou,
34:36what that means
34:39is he's your son
34:42and he's your son
34:44and he's your son
34:45even if he's not.
34:48Is he your son?
34:51Even if he's really King Kree?
34:54No.
34:56Of all the people in the world
35:00him
35:03I will find him.
35:15No!
35:17No!
35:19No!
35:21No!
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36:11No!
36:12No!
36:13No!
36:14Sorry, I'm either not here or mum's away today.
36:18Would I like to have a go?
36:21No, no, that's not the case at all.
36:24Are you all right?
36:26Ish.
36:27No.
36:28Life's rich tapestry, as Carly Simon said.
36:32Or was it Carole King?
36:34It's all in one pot.
36:41Mum?
36:42Has Kit all right before?
36:44No.
36:45Listen, I can't talk, love.
36:47I've always been fine, so I'm almost OK.
36:49You haven't seen Lou, have you?
36:51Lou, as in Mick and Molly?
36:53Yeah.
36:54Well, what's the sad thing here now?
36:58Sian said her and Mick had a massive row and now she's intending a card on.
37:03Well, have you tried ringing her?
37:05Yeah.
37:06And I've knocked on, and Maria said she never showed up for a lunchtime cotton blow.
37:11That's not good.
37:12I know.
37:13She was sad last time I seen her.
37:15She was dead excited about her bloody getting out the STC.
37:18Oh, was I?
37:19Yeah.
37:23You won't believe who's here.
37:26Sian?
37:27What?
37:28You're awake?
37:29Shh, shh, shh.
37:30Do you know if you, like, brushed someone off?
37:33Sorry, what?
37:34If you reported someone to the police.
37:36For what?
37:37Well, anything.
37:38Would the police know what person it was who reported it?
37:40I've no idea, love.
37:41Ask your mum.
37:43Don't worry, mum.
37:58Am I doing the right thing?
38:00You reported Mick to Moll.
38:03Well, that's the wrong answer.
38:04Well, yeah, then.
38:07You might have to talk to him and all about giving him that alibi.
38:12Maybe you should put him to rest, then.
38:14No, but if you do that, maybe it'll make me not know him at all.
38:19Just breathe in.
38:22Yes, breathe.
38:23I can breathe.
38:24I can do breathing.
38:25What if they don't believe me?
38:27You tell them the truth.
38:28I know.
38:29But I said I was telling the truth last time when I said that Mick didn't leave.
38:33I know.
38:34But I said I was telling the truth last time when I said that Mick didn't leave you.
38:38You're going to think it's some sort of hokey-cokey statement.
38:41No?
38:42No.
38:43Hokey-cokey?
38:44What is that?
38:47Hi.
38:48Sean?
38:50Steve?
38:52I need to report an assault.
38:55An assault on whom?
38:56On me.
38:58It was ages ago, way back.
39:00It was Mick.
39:01Is this the incident we've already talked to you about?
39:04Yeah.
39:05Look, I know it sounds like a hokey-cokey statement and all that, but I just need to
39:10change what I said.
39:12When?
39:13To now, which is the truth.
39:15All right, you ready?
39:16Yeah.
39:17Virgin, please.
39:19Virgin.
39:28One portion of the vegetarian lasagna, special remaining.
39:33New recipe.
39:35Have you eaten?
39:36No, no, no.
39:37You're all right.
39:38You have it.
39:39You can take it upstairs.
39:40You deserve a bite with me being all over the show today.
39:43The key is to pre-roast the butternut squash in advance of cooking.
39:48Brings forth a caramelized sweetness.
39:51Do you want to make me a cider for it?
40:10You ready to talk?
40:12What's the point?
40:15Can I give you some advice?
40:17I thought last night someone should take the advice from Bernard.
40:20No, no.
40:21I'm the first, because I've been through it.
40:23And I've done it badly, and I've done it better.
40:27You know, the fact that we're here now, having this conversation, proves what's possible
40:31in time.
40:32So, my advice to you, son, is wait.
40:37Do not.
40:38We need time to get you ready around it before you do out.
40:42We might just make you regret.
40:46Do you reckon he knows about the lad and all?
40:49Nick?
40:51Well, if he did, I'd be a dead man.
40:55No, it's just...
40:58A what?
41:00Well, Gemma was in, fretting about Lou.
41:04Apparently, it kicked off at their house.
41:08Kicked off?
41:09Yeah.
41:11Yeah, I think it's called The Place.
41:27Everything is up to you!
41:31Where are you?
41:32Where are you?
41:56CIA.
41:57The Place.
41:58Identify.
42:01Lemonade.
42:03Yeah.
42:12Oh, do you have to get that?
42:13Uh, no.
42:14I want to leave straight away.
42:15That's 60.
42:21Right, hi, dear Sway and Em.
42:23It's only me again.
42:25Em, look.
42:27I just wanted to say
42:29I am sorry
42:30for, um
42:32losing earlier.
42:33I just
42:35I want you to do your right, okay?
42:37I do.
42:38I need to get out.
42:39I need to be bolder
42:41and prove that I am a good officer.
42:43Okay?
42:44And you're right.
42:45I will make DC one day.
42:48Thanks again.
42:55I do want to help you
42:56but I can only do so
42:57if you will tell me the truth.
42:59Why are we
43:01this time?
43:03So you were assaulted
43:04by Mr. Michaelis?
43:05By Nick, yes.
43:07It was, um
43:09it
43:11Sorry, I'll get flashbacks.
43:14It was
43:15it was
43:16it was
43:17it was
43:18it was
43:19it was
43:20it was
43:21it was
43:23it was
43:24So why not be honest at the time?
43:27Because I was petrified
43:29and not just for Mille
43:31even though there is that
43:32but for Mike, Dillon and all.
43:35And you're not scared now?
43:37I know that
43:39if Mick's done something terrible
43:41I'll never forgive myself.
43:51This is PC
43:52Mike091410, did you ever drink and drive her?
43:58Pull over!
44:02Where are you going?
44:06It's a dead end.
44:23Pull over!
44:41Let's go, please.
44:45Sir!
44:47Get out of the vehicle!
44:52Music off, please.
44:54Please, music off.
44:58Great, thank you. Now, can you step out of the vehicle?
45:01I don't have one.
45:03Sorry?
45:04You know my name, so...
45:06What's wrong with hop out the van for us, Mick?
45:09Why are all cops strangers, robots?
45:14Or has Kit told you to wind me up?
45:19Don't act innocent.
45:22None of you are innocent.
45:24If you could just step out of the vehicle, please.
45:26Van.
45:29Van.
45:30V-A-N.
45:32V-A-N.
45:34Van!
45:36Have you, um...
45:38Have you been drinking, sir?
45:41Okay, right.
45:42I'm going to ask you one more time
45:45to just step out of the veh...
45:48Please, will you step out of the van?
46:04I'm going to have to ask you...
46:06Just make a brief test.
46:07ID.
46:09Show me your ID.
46:10Right, yeah, okay.
46:13Yeah.
46:16PC10, crime.
46:19That's fake.
46:20Well, how and why would it be fake?
46:22They're all fake.
46:24Liars.
46:25Out for yourselves.
46:27Power trips.
46:29I notice that you've got some scratches on your hands.
46:33Do you care to tell me how you got them?
46:35Only, I was called to your house earlier
46:38to report some disturbance.
46:40And were those injuries inflicted
46:43by someone trying to defend themselves?
46:45You make a lot of assumptions, PC10.
46:47No, all I am simply interrogating the evidence.
46:52Am I under arrest?
46:54No, not yet, you're not.
46:56Because I don't need to get interrogated in the street, do I?
47:00Okay, well, I'll get the care.
47:02There it is!
47:04I knew it!
47:06I knew this was him!
47:08He set this up, didn't he?
47:11Sorry, what? I don't follow, but...
47:13Go fetch him!
47:15I want to talk to him!
47:17Look him in the eye!
47:20Fetch who?
47:21Kids!
47:23Right, okay, sorry, yeah, my bad, okay?
47:25I meant the breathalyzer kit, the kit.
47:27Not DC Green, just wait there for me, yeah?
47:30You listen to me!
47:46Fuck!
47:56By and large, you've got to interest in me, please.
47:58You do, yeah? Can you turn the music off?
48:02I have reason to believe that you arose under your drinking limits.
48:07Right, okay, well, we shall not test our fascination, then, shall we?
48:11Give me a kiss.
48:12I don't think that you are fit to be driving a vehicle.
48:17I don't.
48:19Van! Van! Van! Van! Van!
48:22I'm arresting you for refusing to provide a roadside specimen.
48:27You don't have to say it, though!
48:30Okay, okay, right.
48:32Let's just...
48:34Name it!
48:35Name it!
48:37It's a bus, right?
48:39But...
48:40Van!
48:42Van!
48:43I've got a kit like it.
48:45A kit who stole my soldier!
48:47Put the weapon down and get out of here!
48:59Get up!
49:01On your feet, now!
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