Rex Splode Shot
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00:01Buck!
00:06So brave.
00:08But is it the brave man who survives?
00:12Or is it the one who waits until his opponent is too injured to fight?
00:18Just do it, you prick.
00:30Oh, the Guardians are dead. They're so dead, they've made quite the mess of your precious little missile base.
00:46I'm not sure you'll ever get the floors clean again.
00:50Agree to my demands and I will consider not destroying half of the nation!
00:54Fuck!
01:03Well, look at this brave little soldier.
01:12It seems like the loss of your brain hasn't hurt you as much as one would expect.
01:19Oh my, how sad.
01:21Shut up. Shut up.
01:26Oh, I said!
01:28Shut up!
01:29Shut up!
01:43Help, please!
01:47I can't believe you shot me in the fucking head!
01:55Sir?
01:56Are you alright?
02:03Why would you...
02:05That's a weird question.
02:07I'm fine!
02:09Totally good!
02:11Huh?
02:13Never better?
02:14You know me!
02:17You know me!
02:19I'm practically...
02:29We need to get this guy to an OR now!
02:33Get a stretcher over here!
02:34Here!
02:41Jesus!
02:43Oh!
02:45Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:49Oh!
02:51Oh!
02:53Oh!
02:55Oh!
02:56Oh!
02:57Oh!
02:58Oh!
02:59Oh!