00:00Today, the United States plan to claim a whole planet through the most extraordinary expedition of our time, a flight through space by rocket ship.
00:10I hereby claim Mars in the name of the United States of America.
00:15Yes, Bud Abbott and Lou Costello go to Mars in the funniest movie on Earth.
00:19You'll howl when their misguided missile lands them on the manless planet Venus, amid acres and acres of gorgeous, man-hungry girls.
00:27Man, oh man.
00:30What is it?
00:31I could be wrong, but I think it's a man.
00:34That's a man?
00:35Life at home was never like this.
00:37The laughs at the movies were never so wild.
00:40Bud and Lou are really out of this world when they run riot with Marie Blanchard and the Miss Universe beauties in Abbott and Costello go to Mars.
00:47The maddest adventure that ever happened at your movie theater.
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