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00:00Oh
00:30Kanna sir is flying. Any doubt?
00:32What is there to doubt?
00:34I can see him flying.
00:35But how is he flying?
00:36Oh no!
00:50Tell me the solution to the riddle.
00:53Somebody help me. Stop me.
00:55Stop the clap.
00:56Not now, Guru.
00:57First save me, then clap.
01:02Save me.
01:03I will save you.
01:05But who will save me?
01:07We will save you.
01:16I wanted to meet Desai.
01:17I bumped into him.
01:18I felt dizzy while flying.
01:20Stop the clap.
01:21But how were you flying?
01:22With these shoes.
01:23Chacha got worried about the traffic.
01:25He made these rocket shoes.
01:27I couldn't control.
01:29Madam, Chacha had called.
01:32He has called us.
01:34How long will you scare the kids with Gabbar's name?
01:37He is my Chacha.
01:38Why will he call all of you?
01:40Chacha is in trouble.
01:41I put a button on the T-shirt.
01:42It got shut.
01:43Chacha didn't tell me.
01:45I got hurt.
01:46Stop the clap.
01:47Kanna sir, keep quiet for two minutes.
01:49Madam, we have to go to Palanpur to meet Chacha.
01:52But Chacha is in Bhatinda.
01:54He is your Chacha.
01:55My Chacha is in Palanpur.
01:57Your Chacha lives in the neighboring lane.
02:00He is another Chacha.
02:02Stop this confusion.
02:04Tell me, why did Chacha call you?
02:07He said that he can't tell you over the phone.
02:10There is a big problem.
02:11Okay, go.
02:13But go carefully.
02:15Thank you, Kanna sir.
02:16You are giving me a tight slap.
02:19Why are you thanking me?
02:20You asked me to take my car.
02:22That's why I thanked you.
02:23When did I ask you to take my car?
02:45It's snowing here.
02:48Yes.
02:49The poor thing must have lost a lot of snow.
02:52Idiot, it's snowing.
02:54Didn't you see the snow before?
02:56I saw it.
02:57But I am seeing it for the first time.
02:59That's why I thought someone's snow fell from above.
03:05Honey, be careful.
03:07It's a mountain.
03:11Honey, two wheels of the car are in the ditch.
03:14Let it be.
03:15We don't need more wheels.
03:17Idiot, two wheels of our car are in the ditch.
03:20Brother, just chill.
03:25The car is going in the ditch.
03:27And you are saying just chill.
03:28Don't worry.
03:29The car belongs to Kanna sir.
03:31Idiot, the car belongs to Kanna sir.
03:33But it's our life.
03:36Hey!
03:43Give me the steering wheel.
03:46Take this.
03:47What have you done, idiot?
04:06We have reached.
04:07It's not necessary that we have reached.
04:09It's necessary that we have reached alive.
04:11No doubt.
04:12Let's go.
04:33This mansion looks very scary.
04:43No!
04:46No!
04:58Where did you go?
04:59Don't be scared.
05:01Don't be scared.
05:02I am your uncle.
05:03What are you doing, uncle?
05:04You scared me.
05:05Let's go inside.
05:06I will tell you everything.
05:13Let's go.
05:31Uncle, why have you called us here?
05:34What is the problem?
05:35I have become very old, Sordar.
05:38Have you called us from so far just to tell us this?
05:41No.
05:42This is not the problem.
05:43I have been taking care of this mansion since 12 years.
05:46But now I am not able to do it.
05:49We can understand your problem, uncle.
05:51But we can't take care of the mansion by staying here.
05:55No doubt.
05:56Son, the problem is not taking care.
05:58The problem is God and Goddess.
06:01What is the problem with God and Goddess?
06:03He is very good.
06:04He also dances very well.
06:06That is not God and Goddess, son.
06:08God and Goddess are two brothers.
06:10They are builders.
06:11They are very dangerous and cruel.
06:13They have bought all the old mansions of this area..
06:16..and are building malls and 5-star hotels there.
06:19And now they are after this mansion.
06:22Is there any compulsion?
06:24Yes, son.
06:25There is.
06:26Both are very rich and dangerous.
06:28No one speaks against them here.
06:31What do you want to say?
06:32Tell me.
06:33I will tell you.
06:34I am not afraid of anyone, let alone God.
06:39Don't speak.
06:40We have to save this mansion.
06:42Till the time the owner was alive..
06:44..they didn't have the courage.
06:46But in a car accident..
06:47..since the owner, madam and Mini have passed away..
06:51..those two brothers are planning to take over the house.
06:55Don't worry, uncle.
06:56We are here now.
06:58That is what I expected from you, son.
07:00It is getting late.
07:01Eat something and rest.
07:03It is very cold here, uncle.
07:05We will sleep in the fireplace in the mansion.
07:09Good night, kids.
07:17Uncle had told me..
07:18..that there is no electricity here.
07:35Wow!
07:37Wow! Apple!
07:41What is happening?
07:55The apple is flying.
07:56It hit my head.
07:58Don't act smart.
08:00We won't get scared.
08:02Honey, put some wood in the fireplace.
08:05Let's make arrangements to sleep.
08:10Look at this.
08:11This is uncle's owner, madam and little Mini.
08:31Where did the wood go?
08:35Where did it go?
08:51Wow!
08:53What a beautiful slipper!
08:56Stop!
09:02Help!
09:03Help!
09:04Help!
09:06Help!
09:07Help!
09:08Help!
09:12What happened?
09:13The slippers are hitting me.
09:15Which slippers are hitting you?
09:17The slippers are flying and hitting me.
09:22Have you gone mad?
09:24You are right.
09:25I put some wood in the fireplace..
09:28..and it flew away.
09:33How is this possible?
09:45Who stopped them?
09:47Who else?
09:48I did.
09:54Oh!
09:57Stop!
09:58Hello!
10:00It is flying.
10:01No doubt.
10:11Slipper!
10:25Slipper!
10:30Stop!
10:31Where are you going?
10:33Are you playing hide and seek?
10:35Run!
10:37Listen!
10:43Where is it?
10:44Who is it?
10:45Who is it?
10:48Oh God!
10:51I won't get this bungalow.
10:54Tell God..
10:57..whatever happens.
11:01Whatever happens.
11:05Hello, uncle!
11:07Even if I lose my life.
11:10Tell God..
11:12Even if I lose my life.
11:24Even if I lose my life.
11:28Uncle!
11:29There is a ghost of a girl in the bungalow.
11:33It is Mini.
11:39Uncle!
11:40It is not Mini.
11:41It is a ghost of Mini.
11:42Any doubt?
11:43Yes.
11:44She attacked us.
11:46No.
11:47She is a very cute girl.
11:49She must be playing with you.
11:51Uncle!
11:52She was not playing with us.
11:53She was playing with our life.
11:55It is a lie.
12:01It is Mini.
12:02Don't be scared.
12:03It is not Mini.
12:04It is a ghost of Mini.
12:05But how did she come here?
12:07She loved me so much..
12:09..that she could not leave me even after death.
12:11Our friendship was like this.
12:28Wait!
12:35Help!
12:39Help!
12:48Shankar!
12:59Leave him.
13:02Help!
13:03Help!
13:07No, Mini.
13:08No.
13:09Shankar!
13:10Wait!
13:11Wait, Shankar.
13:12It is necessary to give an injection.
13:14No.
13:15Okay.
13:16Don't listen to me.
13:17I will not talk to you.
13:27Shankar!
13:28What are you hiding?
13:30Show me.
13:31Show me, please.
13:32No, Mini.
13:33It is not complete yet.
13:37I don't want to see it.
13:39Mini!
13:40Mini!
13:42Mini!
13:43Look at this.
13:44Wow!
13:45For me?
13:46Thank you, Shankar.
13:48You are the best.
13:56Mom!
13:57Dad!
13:58Dad!
14:01My lovely dolls!
14:08Mini!
14:09Hi!
14:23Help!
14:24Help!
14:25Shankar!
14:26Mini, I am coming.
14:37Mini!
14:39Mini!
14:49Mini!
14:52Mini!
14:57Mini!
15:00Mini!
15:02Shankar!
15:04Mini!
15:07What happened?
15:08Mini!
15:09It is good that nothing happened to you.
15:11I wouldn't be able to live without you.
15:13Even I can't live without you, Shankar.
15:24Mali!
15:26Mali!
15:30Mini!
15:31You can't leave me and go.
15:34I will never leave you, Shankar.
15:40That is why Mini is with me.
15:44This bungalow is connected to me and Shankar.
15:47This bungalow should not break.
15:50This bungalow will neither break nor be sold.
15:53That's it.
15:54Be happy like this.
15:55Let's go.
15:56What will Prabhu and Deva do?
15:58Yes.
15:59No doubt.
16:00All of you will help me.
16:02That means all of you will be my friends.
16:04Yes!
16:26Mini!
16:46Who is it?
16:47Who is it?
16:50It was fun!
16:51It was fun!
16:53Hey you!
16:56Shandar!
16:57Shandar!
16:58Come out!
16:59Prabhu!
17:00If we want to meet Shandar, why are you calling Barkhudar out?
17:04Don't talk nonsense, Deva.
17:06You both are here again.
17:08I told you that this bungalow is not for sale.
17:11If you don't sell the bungalow, I will put you in liquid oxygen.
17:15Liquid won't let you live.
17:17And oxygen won't let you die.
17:19Nice line, Prabhu.
17:21Thank you, Deva.
17:22We are here now.
17:23Don't try to threaten them.
17:51Prabhu!
17:52I have a feeling that they are threatening us.
17:55Deva, they are our guests.
17:57Gift them two watches.
17:59Why two watches?
18:00Because then all these guests will become two-watch guests.
18:07Wow!
18:08Wow!
18:09What a joke!
18:10He is a big joker.
18:12No doubt.
18:15Barkhudar, you don't know us.
18:17That's why you are laughing.
18:19Deva, give them a return gift.
18:21Return gift?
18:22Prabhu, you didn't tell me.
18:24Today is my birthday.
18:25It's not your birthday.
18:27We are returning from here.
18:29Return gift before that.
18:32Okay, I understood.
18:42Here is your return gift.
19:01Barkhudar, this is the gift of our first meeting.
19:04If you fight with us, we will give you so many gifts...
19:07...that you will have to open a gift shop.
19:14They have dangerous weapons, friends.
19:17So what?
19:18We have the most dangerous weapons in the world.
19:20What?
19:21Mini.
19:22What?
19:23No matter how brave a person is, he is scared of ghosts.
19:26Yes, yes.
19:27And anyway, we will only see Mini.
19:30Not them.
19:31We will have to bring them inside the bungalow tonight.
19:51Boss.
19:56Idiot.
20:00I have told you so many times.
20:02Don't talk behind my back.
20:04Two Sheikhs have come.
20:05What Sheikh?
20:06Sheikh?
20:08Call them inside.
20:20I am Sheikh Sultan.
20:22I am here.
20:23He is my brother Sultan.
20:24He is there.
20:25Here.
20:26There.
20:27Lord, how can someone be here and there at the same time?
20:32You idiot.
20:33You are making fun of me.
20:34I will cut off your head.
20:41If you cut off my head, where will you keep it?
20:44Very intelligent.
20:45I had the same question in my mind.
20:48Because you both have the same brain.
20:53Why have you come here?
20:55We have a lot of oil wells.
20:59We don't want it.
21:00Lord's cholesterol is high.
21:03You idiot.
21:04This means we have a lot of money.
21:08We have to buy a bungalow in the mountains and make a five star hotel.
21:12My wife will stay there.
21:14I heard you are a big builder.
21:16You heard it right.
21:17But we will make the hotel ourselves.
21:19Why should we give you that land?
21:21We will give you 200 crores.
21:23You didn't say much.
21:24Sultan is here too.
21:26If you say, we will give you.
21:32We will have to put this in the washing machine.
21:35Why?
21:36We will rotate it.
21:38Then we will know what is the matter.
21:40Leave the matter.
21:41See how much money we are giving.
21:44If the deal is accepted.
21:45Then come with us and show us the bungalow.
21:47It is accepted.
21:48It is accepted.
21:49Let's go.
21:52What are you thinking so much?
21:54Let's go, Lord.
22:12We want this bungalow.
22:15Let's go.
22:26Ready.
22:27Yes.
22:28Ready.
22:34Attack.
22:35Yes.
22:43Happy Holi, Lord.
22:47This is not Holi.
22:48This is the mischief of Shandar's friends.
23:06Take this.
23:10It is fun.
23:11Okay.
23:12Now see how fun becomes punishment.
23:25You hit a stone ball, Lord.
23:26It was not a stone ball.
23:28It was a stone, you fool.
23:30He is also a fool.
23:31Sultan, control.
23:34Sorry.
23:35Sultan is also here.
23:46The tyre is flat.
23:49But the tyre is round.
23:50How did it become flat?
23:52Shut up, Lord.
24:04Someone's banana has fallen.
24:06It has not fallen, Lord.
24:08It was purposely thrown to puncture the tyre.
24:11Don't worry.
24:12We have a stepney.
24:17How will you put one stepney in four tyres?
24:22Oh, we didn't think of this.
24:26Come on.
24:27We will bring three more stepneys.
24:29No.
24:30No.
24:31No.
24:32We will bring more.
24:34No.
24:35We will walk to the bungalow.
24:38Come on.
24:46Now your work begins, Mini.
24:48No doubt.
24:49No.
24:50It will be fun.
24:52I will show them now.
25:02No.
25:03No.
25:04No.
25:05No.
25:06No.
25:07Lord, it is night.
25:09Yes.
25:11We had to bring twelve people.
25:13What would have happened with that?
25:15It would have been a wedding.
25:32Shandar! Shandar! Bahar aao barkhurdar!
25:52Prabhu! Tum phir se do logon ko wapas bula rahe ho!
25:57Shandar! Shandar!
26:27Shandar! Shandar!
26:43Prabhu! Table ud rahi hai!
26:52Darao mat!
26:57sultan ul wahabi! Kaun maar rahi hai?
27:25Sultan-ul, I think there is a ghost here too.
27:31Ghost!
27:36Yes, the bungalow was like this in Africa too.
27:39There was a ghost there too.
27:41There is a ghost there too.
27:43Sultan-ul was not there.
27:46There was a ghost in that bungalow.
27:48My brother went there with him.
27:51After that day, Sultan-ul was not seen anywhere.
27:55He was not seen anywhere.
27:57He can be seen anywhere.
27:59He was not seen anywhere.
28:01When he is not seen anywhere, how can he be seen anywhere?
28:07He is alive anywhere.
28:09Sultan-ul is our fourth brother anywhere.
28:16From now on, you will not see anything.
28:19What is this sound, brother?
28:22I don't know, Lord.
28:23I will not leave you.
28:41I will hit you.
28:45I will hit you hard.
28:54Run!
28:57Run!
28:59Run!
29:24Help!
29:32Lord, I have a headache due to tension.
29:36If you have a headache, you will have to run.
29:44There.
29:51Run!
29:53Run!
30:01You got scared badly.
30:03No, Lord is very clever.
30:05He will not give up so easily.
30:07Pupat, keep an eye on them.
30:09Okay.
30:24Where?
30:33How many times have I told you not to speak from behind?
30:37What is this sound?
30:41It is a phone.
30:43Phone?
30:50Lord, I am very scared.
30:53What will we do?
30:55We will make that ghost drink champagne.
30:57If he does not die of shame, he will die of pain.
31:02Lord, she is already dead.
31:05That is why she is a ghost.
31:07Then we will call Gulati Baba.
31:09Who is he?
31:11I have heard that he is a very great tantric.
31:14Gulati beats ghosts and catches them.
31:18Okay, so this is the matter.
31:24Bani!
31:28You were right.
31:30They are not going to listen.
31:32They are planning to call Gulati Baba.
31:34Gulati Baba?
31:37Is he a Punjabi Baba?
31:39Gulati is not his surname.
31:41He always beats people.
31:44Gulati Baba is a very dangerous tantric.
31:47He locks souls in a bottle with the power of magic.
31:51I do not want to be locked in a bottle.
31:54No one will lock you in a bottle.
31:56This Gulati Baba will get us rid of Lord and Deva.
32:04How?
32:07I have a solid plan.
32:21Glory to Gulati Baba!
32:23Glory to Gulati Baba!
32:25Glory to Gulati Baba!
32:27Glory to Gulati Baba!
32:29Gulati is the truth of life.
32:31Gulati is the struggle of life.
32:45Glory to Gulati Baba!
32:47Glory to Gulati Baba!
32:49Glory to Gulati Baba!
32:51Glory to Gulati Baba!
32:53Save us!
32:55Save us!
32:57A ghost is after us.
33:05The ghost is here.
33:07Glory to Gulati Baba!
33:09Glory to Gulati Baba!
33:11Glory to Gulati Baba!
33:13Glory to Gulati Baba!
33:15Glory to Gulati Baba!
33:17Glory to Gulati Baba!
33:21Glory to Gulati Baba!
33:36Run!
33:38The ghost is after us.
33:40Run!
33:47Glory to the sugar!
33:49You will not get a slap.
33:51Oh no!
34:21You hit me?
34:23Let me see what I can do to you!
34:25Long live sugar!
34:27I won't slap you!
34:37Why isn't this soul coming to catch me?
34:39Hey you!
34:41You will catch me!
34:43Thapad Baba!
34:45I told you before!
34:47Don't call this donkey Baba!
34:51Why will you hit me?
34:53I will make you hit me!
35:01I am tired!
35:03Tomorrow I will come again to give you my blessings!
35:05Not again!
35:11Long live sugar!
35:13I slapped you and you slapped me!
35:15Baba!
35:17Your powers didn't work!
35:19You will have to gather your powers!
35:21We are going to Himalaya to do penance!
35:23Long live sugar!
35:25I slapped you and you slapped me!
35:27He has gone to Himalaya!
35:29How will he get us out of trouble?
35:31This was the plan!
35:33Now Gulati Baba will help us!
35:43There is no mobile or doorbell that is ringing!
35:45I can't see anything!
35:47I am coming!
35:51Hello!
35:53You have to come to Palanpur!
35:55No!
35:59I am not asking!
36:01You have to come!
36:03We need your help!
36:05What will the horse eat?
36:07Khanna will come to help you!
36:11Thank you!
36:13Bring your flying shoes with you!
36:15Okay Guru!
36:17I will be there in the morning!
36:25Where is Prabhu Deva?
36:27Look what I have brought!
36:29Help!
36:31Help!
36:43Who is this Prabhu?
36:45I don't know!
36:59Why has this kickboxer
37:01worn clothes like Baba's?
37:03I don't understand!
37:05She is Gulati
37:07so she must be Gulati Baba!
37:13The planets change
37:15whether you wear Neelam or Panna!
37:17It is important to work
37:19whether you are Gulati or Khanna!
37:21Clap!
37:23I slapped you!
37:25Take one more!
37:27We call the kids of chickens
37:29Chooza!
37:31We catch ghosts!
37:33Clap!
37:35I slapped you!
37:37Take one more!
37:39Clap!
37:41Clap!
37:43Clap!
37:45Clap!
37:47Clap!
37:49Clap!
37:51Clap!
37:53Clap!
37:55Clap!
37:57Clap!
37:59Clap!
38:01I slapped you!
38:03Take one more!
38:05Have mercy Baba!
38:07You have come here to catch ghosts
38:09not to read poetry!
38:11We will do the serpent dance
38:13on the road and then
38:15we will catch the ghost tonight!
38:17Clap!
38:25Clap!
38:27Clap!
38:29Clap!
38:31Clap!
38:33Clap!
38:35Clap!
38:37Clap!
38:39Clap!
38:41Clap!
38:43Clap!
38:45Clap!
38:47Clap!
38:49Is what I see
38:51real or just a dream?
38:53I am sure it is a ghost!
38:55Clap!
38:57Clap!
38:59Clap!
39:01Clap!
39:03Who has come here?
39:05I won't spare anyone!
39:07Clap!
39:09Clap!
39:11Clap!
39:13Clap!
39:15Clap!
39:17It's my turn!
39:19Clap!
39:21Clap!
39:23Clap!
39:25Clap!
39:27Today
39:29none of you will be spared!
39:31Boss!
39:33Who is saying this?
39:35It's a ghost!
39:37No one can save you today!
39:39Why is Baba speaking in Punjabi?
39:41Hey!
39:43The one who calls is Punjabi!
39:45Where is Guru?
39:47I can't see him!
39:49Clap!
39:51Clap!
39:53Hey ghost!
39:55I won't spare you!
39:57Clap!
39:59Clap!
40:01Clap!
40:03Clap!
40:05Clap!
40:07Clap!
40:09Clap!
40:11Guru! I got slapped!
40:13One more slap!
40:15Not again!
40:17He is getting slapped so much!
40:19Feed him bread!
40:21Will I get strength after eating bread?
40:23No!
40:25He will get slapped!
40:27Heroes never get slapped!
40:29There is dust in Delhi!
40:31This ghost is very powerful!
40:33Clap!
40:35Will you keep clapping?
40:37Or will you slap the ghost too?
40:39Now it's his turn!
40:41Clap!
40:43Clap!
40:45Clap!
41:03Calm down!
41:05Guru!
41:07It's a very dangerous ghost!
41:09Don't come to this bungalow ever!
41:11Clap!
41:15Clap!
41:17Clap!
41:19So this is the matter!
41:21There is no ghost!
41:23This is all a drama of Shandar and his guests!
41:27I am here!
41:29Stop this tape recorder!
41:31Or I will kill everyone!
41:33Shandar!
41:35He is their boss!
41:37Let's finish him!
41:39Why him?
41:41Because there will be no boss!
41:43No!
41:45Let's get him to sign the papers!
41:47Okay!
41:49We will get him to sign the papers!
41:51Then we will hit him!
41:53Then we will leave him!
41:55Why?
41:57So that the police think that he has committed suicide!
42:03I won't sign!
42:05Okay!
42:07You won't sign!
42:09Boys!
42:13I will have to hit your guests!
42:15No!
42:17Leave the kids!
42:19I will sign!
42:21No!
42:39No!
42:43No!
42:59Hit everyone!
43:13No!
43:17Who is hitting?
43:19It's a ghost!
43:29Before I do anything to Shandar!
43:31I will kill you all!
43:35No!
43:37No!
43:49What did you think?
43:51I really went to the Himalayas!
43:53I started doubting you!
43:59Help!
44:01Now no one can stop me!
44:03From locking you in the bottle!
44:07Mini!
44:09Shandar help!
44:11I don't want to be locked in the bottle!
44:17I will hit you!
44:37No!
44:43Inspector Panda!
44:49Hit everyone!
44:53I am Sea Panda!
44:55Chulbul Panda!
44:57Understood?
45:07No!
45:09Move!
45:27How many percent of Indians
45:29like my dance?
45:31100 percent!
45:33Correct!
45:35I have already beaten you up!
45:37Why are you hitting me?
45:39This is my style!
45:41First I hit you and then I arrest you!
45:43Then I take you to the police station
45:45and then I hit you!
45:47I ordered a chicken and it became a fish!
45:49You have become stylish!
45:51Who is this Chapadganju?
45:53Don't you recognize me?
45:55He is not Inspector Panda!
45:57He is his elder brother!
45:59Sea Panda!
46:01I had called him!
46:03He is also a Panda!
46:05Oh no!
46:07He must be a Panda!
46:09Let's go!
46:17Bye!
46:19See you!
46:21Go and make a 5 star hotel in the police station!
46:29Bye!
46:33Oh!
46:35Thank you Shandaar!
46:37What have I done?
46:39These kids have done it!
46:41Thank you!
46:43Because of you
46:45I will be able to live in this bungalow peacefully!
46:47No Mini!
46:49You should go back now!
46:53Where will I go Shandaar?
46:57There!
46:59Where you should be!
47:01It is not right to roam around like a ghost!
47:03You should get salvation!
47:07You will not be able to live without me Shandaar!
47:13Yes!
47:15You don't even know how to lie!
47:19Uncle is right!
47:21Go!
47:23If your friendship is true
47:25then you will be best friends in your next life!
47:27Yes!
47:29Get salvation and peace!
47:31Go Mini!
47:33You have to live your next life with Shandaar!
47:35Shandaar!
47:39You made me emotional!
47:41You are right!
47:43I should go!
47:45Ever since I have come here
47:47I have seen
47:49that Shandaar is also sad!
47:51Bye everybody!
47:59Bye!
48:07Bye Mini!
48:13Bye!