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2搞笑合集:面对人类幼崽,也有秒怂的时候!
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2025/5/18
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A review of Megatron's daily life in Beijing Universal Studios
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I have nothing
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I kept a good distance from him.
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Don't get me wrong
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fine
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Now think back
00:50
I just said girl I won't hurt you
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So listen to me
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Okay, let it go now.
01:07
When that person is for the throne of the Xu Luo family
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I heard that it was for our subordinates.
01:15
By a wonderful fisherman
01:17
See clearly
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This is my determination to work.
01:25
Girl, you can be great.
01:29
Maybe hold on, okay?
01:33
Stay away and pull away your dirty ugliness
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Please think of a pink bag
01:44
Double kill
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When Universal Studios Megatron likes the twin sister is
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You two look pretty special.
02:07
Maybe it's the girl on my right
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Right hand side
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I
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On the right is me
02:13
Me
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My right hand side
02:15
I said it was him
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How can you two be so stupid?
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I told you it's on my right hand side
02:20
Are you still fighting for God?
02:22
Don't you like me?
02:23
Don't you like me?
02:24
Do you need a girlfriend?
02:26
Then I want to ask you a question
02:28
Do you two like me?
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like
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Then I like you too
02:35
Choose one Choose one
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Choose one of the two. No choice.
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You go faster
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Megaton
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oh
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I go to dad
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I go to dad
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I go to dad
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I go to dad
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I go to dad
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I go to dad
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I now
02:55
Advanced Your Hands
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Shovel out
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I'm really old for you
03:00
I'm really old for you
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oh
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oh
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oh
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Let you look closer
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The little man is finally the human being of heaven
03:09
What kind of attitudes are they?
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oh
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My great position
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oh
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oh
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oh
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oh
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You made me kneel down.
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That one should kneel down too.
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oh
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bring it on
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oh
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Let's do it together
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oh
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oh
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oh
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A perfect Cantonese plan
03:29
Feel sorry
03:29
Hu Die
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Hu Die
03:31
Ha ha
03:32
Rating for Zhentian
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Human legend
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Human House
03:35
Human House
03:36
After seeing me
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Should I take off your glasses?
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Ha ha
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Ha ha
03:43
Let's take a look
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Your eyes
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How small is it?
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Ha ha
03:48
Ha ha
03:49
OK
03:50
Put it on
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It's small enough
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Ha ha ha ha
03:53
Ha ha
03:54
Ha ha
03:55
Whose eyes are he following?
03:57
Ha ha
03:58
tell me
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Ha ha
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The child follows his father, right?
04:02
Ha ha
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Ha ha
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Is that your Zhilu child's?
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Ha ha
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Ha ha
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Ha ha
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Why didn't you take a photo with bigger eyes?
04:11
Ha ha
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Ha ha
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Human genetics is terrible.
04:16
Others have seen
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What
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If you don't let me speak, I won't speak.
04:22
How old are you?
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Ha ha
04:25
You'd better kneel down for me.
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ha
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Ha ha
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Ha ha
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Ha ha
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I will take pictures before I commit the crime.
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good
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I said God is coming
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Let me say hello
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I'll
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Ha ha
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Ha ha
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Ha ha
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I love a day
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Don't disobey pre-commands
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Ha ha
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Did you come up here just to take a picture?
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Ha ha
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Is that God in your hand?
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That
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If you are the climate
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You bought it for me, drink one
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Ha ha
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Ha ha
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You can pull me
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Can you taste it for me?
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You're gonna be hungry.
05:10
Do you have a girlfriend?
05:12
I don't have a girlfriend
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how
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They want to marry you.
05:16
Who likes me
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ah
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ah
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ah
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I hear a lot of voices
05:22
What are you doing?
05:23
Who likes me?
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ah
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ah
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See my kind of girl
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You are still keeping me here, the introduction is not ideal
05:32
Go find one yourself.
05:34
Ha ha
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right
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Take your half-empty drink away from me now
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What do I do for you?
05:40
Don't think about me anymore
05:44
I said you were hanging
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Ha ha
05:47
I said, do you have a son?
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Do you know that I look like your son?
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Ha ha
05:53
Do you have a son?
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I don't have a son
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No son
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Come up and ask me
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Ha ha
05:59
yes
06:00
Find a man to have a baby
06:01
Ha ha
06:02
Ha ha
06:03
still
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The child born is not necessarily a son.
06:07
Ha ha
06:08
Right?
06:09
Right?
06:11
So you're lucky
06:13
Let's go
06:18
So much nonsense
06:19
Go quickly
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ah
06:23
I am handsome
06:24
Do you still need to say this?
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Ha ha
06:28
Good good good
06:29
Take care of your own.
06:32
When you pretend to be as bad as me
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See me again
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You try your best
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Ha ha
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Ha ha
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I think Bat
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I see how you listen to me.
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Give you more of us
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More of us
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You help me
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It's your stuff
06:48
Are you coming?
06:49
Ha ha
06:50
I don't have any disease, you understand?
06:59
I don't have any symptoms, you said?
07:03
Follow
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Why should I follow?
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You can bring me such a cool human being
07:14
Do you want to kiss me?
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As long as you just want to kiss me, I'll be relieved
07:24
You recruited half the world for your friend
07:29
But your friends didn't give you
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Hello
07:37
Theoretically, it is unreasonable
07:43
But you are so gentle
07:45
Gently
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Just like this
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Gently
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Are there any other nobles taking photos?
07:55
You kiss him
07:59
That's right
08:00
Aren't you ashamed?
08:03
happy
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Being watched by so many people every day
08:07
Can you be happy
08:08
I am happy
08:10
I'm passing
08:10
Then you stand here and I'll go down
08:12
You come up and take a photo with them.
08:17
Let me say hello
08:19
Don't just come up here to take pictures
08:21
Do I understand?
08:22
Stupid guy
08:23
I'm cute, I know
08:26
They have set up the rack but haven't filmed it yet.
08:30
By then
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You don't even have a chance to take pictures.
08:36
Do you know
08:37
After taking the photo, he asked me if it was delicious.
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right
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right
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right
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right
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right
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right
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