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00:00:00I think we're not too funny.
00:00:12Want a shot?
00:00:18Let's do shots.
00:00:25You lucky son of a bitch.
00:00:27It's a hard life.
00:00:28Some of us gotta do it.
00:00:34Don't forget about me, Hattie.
00:00:41Don't forget about me, Hattie.
00:00:48Hello?
00:01:10Look who decided to finally join me.
00:01:15What do you want, Mark?
00:01:16I need to go to bed, man.
00:01:17It's killing me.
00:01:18Listen, Brody.
00:01:20You got to cool it with this party boy attitude.
00:01:24Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to touch you with a ten-foot pole.
00:01:29Look, clean up your act or I'm done.
00:01:35You can't ditch me.
00:01:37I'm paying you to do a job.
00:01:39Well, I can, and I will.
00:01:42Look, I mean it, Brody.
00:01:44It is time for you to settle down.
00:01:47Settle down?
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:49Find yourself a girlfriend.
00:01:50Brody doesn't do girlfriends.
00:01:51Brody doesn't do girlfriends.
00:01:53Well, Brody got her start.
00:01:57Look, if you want to be taken seriously, and you want to keep landing those big jobs,
00:02:03this is the way to do it.
00:02:06Or do you no longer dream of winning your first Oscar?
00:02:12I don't see how a girlfriend is going to help me do that.
00:02:16Brody, it's good for optics.
00:02:19All right, look.
00:02:20You got to get out of here.
00:02:21You're already late for your appointment at the rehab clinic.
00:02:28Oh, shit.
00:02:30Brody, come on.
00:02:31Put some pep in your step.
00:02:32Let's go.
00:02:33I'm out of here.
00:02:34Shut up.
00:02:35Oh, your glasses.
00:02:40These are nice.
00:03:06I cannot believe that Henry put me on this assignment.
00:03:10I've been here for over an hour, and the only thing I've caught is a mouthful of bugs.
00:03:20I'm starting to think that maybe saving up to start my own lifestyle magazine isn't worth all this.
00:03:32Ow!
00:03:33That's it.
00:03:34I'm out of here.
00:03:40Oh, my gosh.
00:03:42It's payday, Mikaela.
00:03:58What the hell are you doing?
00:04:08What the hell are you doing?
00:04:10I could ask you the same thing.
00:04:12I'm not the one jumping out of bushes and scaring people.
00:04:15Yeah?
00:04:16Well, maybe you'd be less jumpy if you weren't getting caught leaving rehab.
00:04:19Maybe you should mind your own business.
00:04:25Shit.
00:04:27Great.
00:04:28That's just what I need right now.
00:04:29I prefer the term investigative journaling.
00:04:33Who could possibly top this?
00:04:36A chance to be my girlfriend.
00:04:40What?
00:04:41How do you even know I would want to date you?
00:04:45Considering you already know who I am, I think you have your answer.
00:04:49I have no interest in dating celebrities, especially you.
00:04:54Ouch.
00:04:56That's a bit harsh, don't you think?
00:04:58It's just the truth.
00:05:01Wait.
00:05:03Please.
00:05:05I think this could be mutually beneficial for both of us.
00:05:09Oh, that's right.
00:05:11I forgot.
00:05:12You're not used to hearing no, are you?
00:05:15So let me spell it out for you.
00:05:17N-O.
00:05:19No.
00:05:20So, you might be a catch to the rest of the women in America, but you're not to me.
00:05:25Again with the insults?
00:05:27You know you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
00:05:31You have enough people propping up your ego.
00:05:34You certainly don't need my help.
00:05:36Actually, I do.
00:05:38My agent says I need to find a girlfriend to clean up my image.
00:05:42Yeah, well, you could have anybody.
00:05:44Why me?
00:05:46Truthfully, because I need these images to disappear.
00:05:49Do you have the key?
00:05:51I still don't see what's in this for me.
00:05:55Access.
00:05:58Access to all the stars in Hollywood to fill whatever tabloid magazine you work for.
00:06:04You could be Hollywood's own Lady Whistledown.
00:06:10I'm going to regret this, but fine.
00:06:14I'll consider your offer.
00:06:16However, I have a few rules of my own.
00:06:23I have a few rules of my own.
00:06:26If you know anything about my reputation, you know I'm not really a rule-following kind of guy.
00:06:31Yeah?
00:06:33Well, if you want these pictures to get deleted, it better be caught on.
00:06:38Let's hear them.
00:06:39One, we keep this strictly professional.
00:06:42Do not expect me to be the next notch on your belt.
00:06:46I wouldn't dream of it.
00:06:48Anything else?
00:06:49Yes.
00:06:50No feelings involved.
00:06:52I can't have you falling for me.
00:06:54Trust me, you don't have anything to worry about there.
00:06:56Flattery will get you everywhere.
00:06:59And finally, do not embarrass me.
00:07:04I won't.
00:07:06I'm serious, Brady.
00:07:08No cheating.
00:07:10How could I cheat if we're not even technically dating?
00:07:12You know what I mean, Brady.
00:07:14If you can't stay faithful to our little deal, and you end up embarrassing me in front of the whole world,
00:07:24I will out this bizarre agreement in a heartbeat.
00:07:28Okay, I get it.
00:07:30I won't embarrass you.
00:07:32But I have a rule of my own.
00:07:34Which is?
00:07:36No one is to know about our agreement.
00:07:39This stays between me, you, and my agent, Mark.
00:07:43The rest of the world is a real deal.
00:07:46It's not a problem for me.
00:07:48It's you who can't keep it in his pants.
00:07:53Do we have a deal or not?
00:07:57We have a deal.
00:08:00I...
00:08:02I think we need to seal this deal with a kiss.
00:08:09In your dreams, Broderick Weston.
00:08:14First of all, if we're going to be dating, it's Brody.
00:08:17Broderick is reserved for the bedroom.
00:08:21Gross.
00:08:25If this is going to work, I'm going to need my girlfriend's phone number.
00:08:33I have something most women would kill to get.
00:08:37Your phone number.
00:08:39Oh, yay.
00:08:41Lucky me.
00:08:43Text you later, sweetheart.
00:08:45Goodbye, Brody.
00:08:55Oh, my God.
00:08:57I can't believe this.
00:08:59Oh, my God.
00:09:01I can't believe this.
00:09:02Relax, it's just Brody Weston.
00:09:04Relax?
00:09:05My best friend is dating the hottest celebrity in Hollywood and you're telling me to relax?
00:09:10Where?
00:09:11When?
00:09:12Why?
00:09:13How?
00:09:14Tell me everything.
00:09:25Yes, you heard me correctly.
00:09:27Brody found myself a girlfriend.
00:09:28How's that for taking you seriously?
00:09:35You don't know her.
00:09:36She's not a celeb, but she'll be perfect for the job.
00:09:44Mark, you work for me.
00:09:46I'm going to follow your stupid plan.
00:09:48I'm going to do it my way.
00:09:49Do you understand?
00:09:51Just don't screw this up.
00:09:52Meet me in my office so we can figure out the hard launch of your relationship.
00:09:56See you soon.
00:10:03Just don't screw this up.
00:10:05Meet me in my office so we can figure out the hard launch of your relationship.
00:10:09See you soon.
00:10:10So, you're telling me you just so happened to bump into Brody Weston and he just so happened
00:10:22to ask you out?
00:10:23Yeah, that's literally what happened.
00:10:25Oh, I can't believe it.
00:10:28Some of the girls get all the luck.
00:10:30Yeah, well, we'll see how lucky I am after he takes me out on our first date.
00:10:34It doesn't matter if you feel lucky.
00:10:36You'll be getting lucky if you know what I mean.
00:10:38Nerly, what kind of girl do you think I am?
00:10:40A girl who's about to get screwed by Hollywood's hottest playboy.
00:10:47A pact, Brody.
00:10:48You decided to date a pact?
00:10:52What the hell were you thinking?
00:10:53Listen, I didn't have a lot of time.
00:10:55She had pictures of me leaving rehab.
00:10:58You think me being too friendly with the ladies is what's going to decimate my career?
00:11:01These photos will decimate it.
00:11:03And what makes you think she won't print them anyway?
00:11:06I'm not a complete idiot.
00:11:09I made her delete the photos in front of me and I took the memory card.
00:11:13Okay, okay.
00:11:14Well, at least sometimes you think with your proper head.
00:11:18And she just did this per your request.
00:11:22Well, I may have told her I would give her access to other celebs to write about.
00:11:28According to your book, you're only thinking with your other head.
00:11:34All right, all right, breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:39Okay.
00:11:40Here is what we're going to do.
00:11:48Oh, my God. It's...
00:11:50It's from Brody.
00:11:54It's from Brody.
00:11:56Don't be shy. What does it say?
00:11:58He wants to take me out today.
00:12:00Today?
00:12:01We have no time to waste.
00:12:02We have to get you looking perfect for Hollywood royalty.
00:12:05Come on.
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:17Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:12:25Oh, my God.
00:12:26We're kidding.
00:12:27You're actually meeting Brody Buston.
00:12:30Nice to meet you.
00:12:32Brody.
00:12:33Selena.
00:12:34Selena.
00:12:35Brody.
00:12:36I'm sure you two will be seeing a lot of each other.
00:12:38Okay.
00:12:40Wow.
00:12:41Can we go now?
00:12:43After you, sweetheart.
00:12:45Oh, my God. You're so nice.
00:12:47Okay, bye.
00:12:48See you guys later. Bye.
00:12:49Yeah.
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:51Yeah, yeah.
00:12:52No, I know.
00:12:53Okay, bye.
00:12:54I'll see you around.
00:12:55Not there, but around.
00:12:56I'll see you everywhere around.
00:12:57Okay, bye.
00:13:01Bye.
00:13:12You could at least pretend to like me.
00:13:15No one's going to believe we're dating with that perma scowl.
00:13:18I do not have a perma scowl.
00:13:20Tell that to your face.
00:13:23How long do we have to date for anyways?
00:13:26I didn't tell you the rest of mine.
00:13:30Do I have to get married?
00:13:35How long do we have to date for anyways?
00:13:39I didn't tell you the rest of mine.
00:13:43Do I have to get married?
00:13:46Nice try.
00:13:47That is definitely not happening.
00:13:50Oh, yes.
00:13:51I know.
00:13:52I know.
00:13:53Most women would kill to have a proposal from you.
00:13:56And let me guess.
00:13:57Do you not like other girls?
00:14:00Yeah, something like that.
00:14:07We need to get our stories straight in case people ask us how we met.
00:14:12Isn't that easy?
00:14:14I literally fell head over heels in love with you.
00:14:18You did, didn't you?
00:14:20But seriously, we need to be on the same page in case people ask.
00:14:25Well, I'll just give them a version of the truth.
00:14:28We literally ran into each other.
00:14:31And then you were so captivated by my beauty that you just had to shoot your shot.
00:14:36And you turned me down.
00:14:38Because you're an arrogant son of a bitch.
00:14:40But eventually I won you over with my charm.
00:14:42See? Something to walk in and break.
00:14:45Hey!
00:14:49See? Something to walk in and break.
00:14:52Hey!
00:14:54No, no. What do you think you're doing?
00:14:56My whole life is in that bag. I have to go get it.
00:15:09Oh my god, you did it. You got it back.
00:15:12Why do you have two?
00:15:16My purse.
00:15:18Oh my god, you got my purse back.
00:15:20Thank you so much.
00:15:21I was just stopping for a drink of water and then...
00:15:26Brody Weston?
00:15:29Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:15:32Here you go.
00:15:34Thank you. Thank you.
00:15:38No one, no one will ever believe this.
00:15:42Can we please get a photo together?
00:15:44Yeah, of course. I don't think it's a gorgeous thing.
00:15:52Everybody say, Playboy.
00:16:03Thanks again.
00:16:04You're very nice.
00:16:18So...
00:16:20So...
00:16:21This must be what it's like to date a famous movie star.
00:16:24The perks that way, the minor inconveniences.
00:16:27Perks?
00:16:29What perks?
00:16:31This.
00:16:38Brody, that's enough.
00:16:40Tim, I'm proud of you.
00:16:41I'm proud of you.
00:16:42Let's go.
00:16:46Okay, I think they got the shot that they needed.
00:16:56Did you get the shot?
00:16:59Of course I did.
00:17:00Time to hard launch your relationship, Brody baby.
00:17:07Time to hard launch your relationship, Brody baby.
00:17:13Well, if it isn't my lovely new girlfriend calling.
00:17:23Already breaking the rules and it's only the first day?
00:17:26What do you mean?
00:17:30Keep it professional, Brody.
00:17:32I won't tell you again.
00:17:34Goodnight, sweetheart.
00:17:42Goodnight, sweetheart.
00:17:48Good morning, Michaela.
00:17:50What do you want, Steven?
00:17:52Oh, come on.
00:17:53Can't a guy say hi to his co-worker?
00:17:55Not if it's the same guy he's been getting from my job ever since he started here.
00:17:59Oh, receptive as always, Mickey.
00:18:03Oh, listen.
00:18:05The boss wants to see you.
00:18:07Oh, I think you're in trouble.
00:18:12Oh, listen.
00:18:14The boss wants to see you.
00:18:16Oh, I think you're in trouble.
00:18:30Well, well, well.
00:18:32Look who finally decided to show up.
00:18:35Well, well, well.
00:18:37Look who finally decided to show up.
00:18:45What do you want, Henry?
00:18:49You want to tell me what this is about?
00:18:54What about it?
00:18:55How the hell am I the last to know about this?
00:18:57Why is my reporter being featured on my competitor's magazine?
00:19:02Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:03I wasn't aware that I needed your permission to date, boss.
00:19:07It is not about that, and you know it.
00:19:09We literally have the inside scoop on Brody Weston's newest relationship,
00:19:13and you let it be featured on Entertainment Weekly first?
00:19:17What happened?
00:19:19Was his tongue so far in your mouth that you let it affect your brain?
00:19:22That's enough, Henry.
00:19:25Michaela, I like you.
00:19:26You've done a great job selling my magazine,
00:19:28even though you think this job is beneath you.
00:19:32You pull a stunt like that again, and you're out.
00:19:34But I didn't do anything.
00:19:35Get me dirt on Brody Weston, or it will cost you your job.
00:19:44I didn't do anything.
00:19:45Get me dirt on Brody Weston, or it will cost you your job.
00:19:52I can't.
00:19:54Brody's off limits.
00:19:56Excuse me?
00:19:58I can't give you information on Brody.
00:20:01This is my personal life in my business.
00:20:05Then you're fired.
00:20:06Wait.
00:20:07By spending time with Brody, I am going to meet a lot of other celebrities.
00:20:11So I can use my connection with him to get you dirt on other celebs.
00:20:20There's the Michaela I remember.
00:20:23You have one month to get me something worthwhile.
00:20:27Now get out there and sell me some magazines.
00:20:33So, who's the new broad?
00:20:35A barista?
00:20:36Nope.
00:20:37You're a dental hygienist.
00:20:39Pardon me?
00:20:41Come off it, Brody.
00:20:43Social media's blowing up.
00:20:45You practically broke the internet.
00:20:47Making out with a grocery store clerk?
00:20:51You're giving all these basic chicks all over America
00:20:53false hope that they can get with guys like us.
00:20:57You mean guys like me?
00:20:59Besides, Michaela's unique.
00:21:02Oh, she has a name!
00:21:05When's the last time you remember a fling's name?
00:21:07Like, 2012?
00:21:17And then I met Michaela and things changed.
00:21:20I call bullshit.
00:21:22I know you better than you know yourself, so I know something's off.
00:21:27What's really going on?
00:21:29I know something's off.
00:21:31What's really going on?
00:21:34Clearly you don't know me as well as you think you do.
00:21:37Because that's exactly what I said it was.
00:21:40Michaela's a special girl.
00:21:42Right, so, um, I guess you're into monogamy now?
00:21:47You know it.
00:21:49Well then I guess you're more than happy to stay home playing house
00:21:52instead of going to the Fun Bunny anniversary party next week.
00:21:55That's next week?
00:21:57Sure is.
00:21:59Too bad your new ball and chain won't let you go.
00:22:03Straight flush.
00:22:04Bam!
00:22:06Bam.
00:22:08I can't believe you get to go to a red carpet event.
00:22:11I've been to like a hundred of these.
00:22:13Yeah, but it's some sleazy, heartless paparazzi.
00:22:15Gee, thanks.
00:22:16It's not some mean attraction. All eyes will be on you.
00:22:20Oh, I'm sure Steven will be jealous as hell.
00:22:22Oh, I'm jealous as hell.
00:22:28Go get him, tiger.
00:22:30Mwah!
00:22:32Yeah!
00:22:53Michaela, it's been one week since your relationship with Brody Weston went public.
00:22:57And now you're at the biggest art gala of the year.
00:22:59How's it been?
00:23:00I would say I'm not used to all the attention, but it's been great so far.
00:23:04Brody, does this mean an end to all the parties and women?
00:23:07What can I say? Once you've found the right one, there's no need to look for more.
00:23:12Brody, my sources tell me that this relationship is your last ditch effort to save your career.
00:23:16What do you have to say about that?
00:23:21Brody, my sources tell me that this relationship is your last ditch effort to save your career.
00:23:26What do you have to say about that?
00:23:30I would say that your sources are feeding you bullshit, Lila.
00:23:34Anyone with eyes can see that Brody's career doesn't need saving.
00:23:38Yours, on the other hand, well, keep trusting sketchy sources and you'll be the one needing to fake date to save your job.
00:23:46That's my girl. See why I can't resist her.
00:23:51Just do me a major favor.
00:23:53Yes.
00:24:00This is brilliant. Oh, this is just brilliant.
00:24:04America is eating the two of you up like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
00:24:08Come on, Brody, look at these headlines, huh?
00:24:11A true Hollywood Cinderella story.
00:24:14America's newest sweetheart.
00:24:16This is my favorite.
00:24:17Has the mysterious Michaela finally tamed Brody Weston?
00:24:22These are great.
00:24:23You say that like you're surprised.
00:24:25Well, if you and your impulsive ass.
00:24:27Hello.
00:24:28Of course, I'm surprised.
00:24:30But this is really good.
00:24:31This is really, really good, Brody.
00:24:33My phone's been ringing off the hook.
00:24:35I smell the next big blockbuster hit.
00:24:41Can I go now?
00:24:43You can go.
00:24:44Just make sure you do some romantic gesture to keep that momentum going.
00:24:51Get out of here.
00:24:52Come on, let's go.
00:24:54Okay, okay, okay.
00:24:55Fine, fine.
00:24:57But only looking.
00:24:59No touching.
00:25:00Right, right, right.
00:25:01Yeah?
00:25:02Yeah.
00:25:03Whatever, bro.
00:25:10Hey, hey.
00:25:11All right, ladies and gentlemen, we got Brody back.
00:25:14Rescue from the old ball and chain.
00:25:19Why don't you join me in the hot tub, Brody?
00:25:21Lead the way, sexy.
00:25:29I just want one chill night in.
00:25:31Why is that so hard for anyone to understand?
00:25:38You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:47Get dressed, Selena.
00:25:48I'm picking you up.
00:25:52Get dressed.
00:25:59I know you did not just call me at midnight to do a celebrity stakeout.
00:26:03Go.
00:26:04Confirm Brody.
00:26:05I have to make sure he's even here first.
00:26:08You know how real AI is these days.
00:26:10I also know your boyfriend isn't exactly known for his fidelity.
00:26:13Given half the chance, you would definitely date him.
00:26:17I sure would.
00:26:18By the way, you owe me for this.
00:26:22Wait.
00:26:23I see some people headed down to the pool.
00:26:29That fucking asshole.
00:26:32What did you see?
00:26:37Hold it right there.
00:26:38Hey, hey, hey.
00:26:39Relax.
00:26:40Hey, you knew I was hiding some Brody Weston.
00:26:41Calm down.
00:26:42You don't need to come in here.
00:26:43You're not supposed to be here.
00:26:44Let me in.
00:26:45I need to talk to Brody Weston.
00:26:46Get out of here.
00:26:47Brody fucking Weston.
00:26:48Get your shitty ass out of here right now.
00:26:50Get out of here.
00:26:51Get your hands off of me.
00:26:52Get out.
00:26:53Brody.
00:26:54Get your shitty ass out of here right now.
00:26:56Get out of here.
00:26:57Get your hands off of me.
00:26:58Get out.
00:27:02Bro.
00:27:03Your woman's here.
00:27:06What woman?
00:27:08Have you forgotten about Michaela already?
00:27:12Fuck.
00:27:13She's here.
00:27:16How the fuck did she get in?
00:27:18Beats me, but it looks like she's causing a scene.
00:27:21Security won't let her in.
00:27:23Yeah, yeah, we should do that.
00:27:24Let me in.
00:27:25I need to talk to Brody Weston.
00:27:26Get out of here.
00:27:27Brody fucking Weston.
00:27:28Get out.
00:27:29You need to leave.
00:27:30Get your shitty ass out of here right now.
00:27:31Brody.
00:27:32Get out of here now.
00:27:37I ask you to do one thing for me.
00:27:39One.
00:27:40Do not embarrass me.
00:27:41And you couldn't even do that.
00:27:43Michaela.
00:27:45Let me explain.
00:27:47I'm tired of the fucking explanations, Brody.
00:27:50Michaela, don't say that.
00:27:51Please.
00:27:52We can fix this.
00:27:53No.
00:27:54I don't want to fix this.
00:27:56We're finished.
00:28:00Come on, Senor.
00:28:06I don't want to fix this.
00:28:09We're finished.
00:28:13Come on, Senor.
00:28:17Come on.
00:28:21What the fuck is this?
00:28:28Hmm?
00:28:29Nothing.
00:28:30I will tell you what the fuck this is.
00:28:31This is the complete opposite of what I told you to do.
00:28:36I can explain.
00:28:37I don't want a fucking explanation.
00:28:41I gave you a task.
00:28:42Find yourself a girlfriend.
00:28:44Not someone I choose, but someone America would fall in love with.
00:28:49And you fucked it up within a week.
00:28:50This is unbelievable.
00:28:52Mark, I can explain.
00:28:53Oh, God.
00:28:55It's not that serious.
00:28:57It's not that serious?
00:28:58It is not that serious?
00:29:01I gave you the role of a lifetime.
00:29:03I'm talking Oscar-worthy.
00:29:05Now you might as well just kiss her goodbye.
00:29:07I didn't do anything.
00:29:09God, that is not what the tabloids say.
00:29:12You and I both know that the tabloids aren't exactly the moral compasses of truth.
00:29:17It doesn't matter.
00:29:18People believe them.
00:29:19And no studio is going to hire you if you keep making bad press.
00:29:24I thought bad press was still good press.
00:29:27We're not in this day and age of cancel culture and social media.
00:29:31All these studios care about is safety.
00:29:33And your fuck-boy behavior is a major liability.
00:29:37You gotta fix this, Brody.
00:29:39And you better fix it now.
00:29:42I'll fix it.
00:29:46You gotta fix this, Brody.
00:29:48And you better fix it now.
00:29:52I'll fix it.
00:29:55How can you do this to me?
00:29:58And now I'm the laughingstock of the entire world.
00:30:01No, you're not, sweetie.
00:30:05Really?
00:30:06Because this headline says something different.
00:30:08Bunny, I'm home.
00:30:10Brody Weston seen partying without his honey.
00:30:13This only looks bad on him.
00:30:15He was the bastard caught cheating.
00:30:17Yeah, well, I'm the one who knew his reputation
00:30:21and willingly went into this arrangement,
00:30:23I mean, relationship with him.
00:30:26And I mean, I'm a fucking paparazzi, for crying out loud.
00:30:30I know how scummy and selfish celebrities actually are.
00:30:34Yeah, but celebs are people, too.
00:30:35Oh, please don't give me that empathetic therapy mumbo-jumbo.
00:30:39Brody Weston messed with the wrong woman this time.
00:30:42And if I never see him again, I'll be happy.
00:30:46Well, you're about to be very unhappy.
00:30:48Brody is coming to your door.
00:30:50Tell him I'm not home.
00:30:52What? What are you, 13?
00:30:54Go, answer the door.
00:30:56No.
00:30:57Oh, my God, him only for this year.
00:31:01She wants me to tell you that she's not home.
00:31:03She wants me to tell you that she's not home right now.
00:31:06Selena.
00:31:07But it's the truth.
00:31:12Oh, I...
00:31:14Oh, I...
00:31:16My kettle, yeah, it's calling.
00:31:18I got to answer.
00:31:19Okay, bye.
00:31:24Okay, well, I fucked up.
00:31:29Okay, well, I fucked up.
00:31:33Well, that's putting it mildly.
00:31:36I knew about that party way before I met you.
00:31:39My friend Jack reminded me about it.
00:31:42Did he also tell you to take body shots off of half-naked models?
00:31:47No, that's on me.
00:31:52Brody, I don't want to do this anymore.
00:31:55I mean, I knew it was a bad idea from the beginning, and this has only proved me right.
00:32:00I don't know why you're making such a big deal about this.
00:32:03I think we're a real couple.
00:32:07You know what?
00:32:09You're right.
00:32:11We're not a real couple.
00:32:12So why don't I go in and get my face plastered all over every magazine
00:32:16with my tongue stuck down some other guy's throat and see how you feel about it.
00:32:20Since we're not a real couple.
00:32:23Okay.
00:32:25I get what you mean.
00:32:27I'm sorry.
00:32:28Hey.
00:32:30I'm just not used to this whole girlfriend thing.
00:32:35Let me make it up to you.
00:32:37You've helped me so much, and I haven't returned the favor yet.
00:32:44Fine.
00:32:46I guess I'll give you another shot.
00:32:50But it's going to cost you.
00:33:00Cost me what?
00:33:11First of all, I want dinner at the fanciest restaurant in Hollywood.
00:33:16Consider it done.
00:33:18Two, I want a new wardrobe.
00:33:20If I'm going to be your girlfriend, I have to play the part.
00:33:22I have to look the part.
00:33:24Anything else, princess?
00:33:27I need a story to publish.
00:33:29Unlike you, some of us have to work for a living.
00:33:33I work.
00:33:36But I can get you an exclusive story that I guarantee you no one has written yet.
00:33:43Do we have a deal?
00:33:46Yes, but you're going to have to make a pretty damn big gesture
00:33:51for the rest of the world to believe that you and I actually made up.
00:33:56No problem. See you tomorrow.
00:34:27What the hell is this?
00:34:30I can't believe you did this.
00:34:32Michaela, what do you think of Brody's apology?
00:34:39Michaela, what do you think of Brody's apology?
00:34:43I think that whatever happens between Brody and I is for us to know and you to find out.
00:34:48Come on, is that any way to treat an old friend?
00:34:50You know just as much as I do that I will know if you find out.
00:34:53Come on, is that any way to treat an old friend?
00:34:54You know just as much as I do that I will know if you find out.
00:35:07Nice move, Brody.
00:35:12Brody, Brody, Brody.
00:35:15Look, you're going to have to tuck it in your pants just a few more weeks.
00:35:19Nothing happened, Mark.
00:35:20Because Michaela showed up.
00:35:22I don't know whether to thank her for doing damage control
00:35:25or bring her back for causing such a colossal scene.
00:35:32I've got it handled.
00:35:34How?
00:35:41Okay, alright, alright. This is a good start.
00:35:46But you two need to be seen together as a united front.
00:35:50I booked us a reservation for pasta tonight.
00:35:52Oh, nice.
00:35:55You're learning from the best.
00:35:56And by the best, I mean me.
00:35:58Oh, which reminds me.
00:36:03What's this?
00:36:04The next big blockbuster hit.
00:36:07And they want you to star.
00:36:10But only, and I mean only, if you cool it with your playboy antics.
00:36:17You two need to be seen together as a united front.
00:36:21I booked us a reservation for pasta tonight.
00:36:23Oh, nice.
00:36:25Okay, you're learning from the best.
00:36:27And by the best, I mean me.
00:36:30Watch your step.
00:36:35You're good, you're good. Keep going.
00:36:37Can I open my eyes now?
00:36:39Yes, you can open your eyes now.
00:36:41Pasadanos?
00:36:43You understood the assignment.
00:36:47Welcome, Mr. Weston. Your table's ready.
00:36:49Brody, this is...
00:36:51Not nearly enough to make up for the way that I treated you.
00:36:57I really am sorry.
00:36:59Yeah, and that's how I got the award-winning shot of you-know-who picking his nose and eating it.
00:37:05That's disgusting!
00:37:09I still can't believe you're doing this.
00:37:11I'm sorry.
00:37:13I'm sorry.
00:37:15I'm sorry.
00:37:17I'm sorry.
00:37:19I'm sorry.
00:37:21I'm sorry.
00:37:23I'm sorry.
00:37:25I'm sorry.
00:37:27I still can't believe you got into this work.
00:37:31Well, I mean, you gotta pay the bills somehow.
00:37:33After graduating from college, I needed to find a way to pay my student loans.
00:37:41Do you like it?
00:37:43No, not at all.
00:37:45But, I mean, until I can venture out on my own, I gotta do what I gotta do.
00:37:51Dance with me.
00:37:55What?
00:37:57Dance with me.
00:38:03Dance with me.
00:38:07Brody, there's no cameras around. We don't have to do this.
00:38:09Don't leave me hanging.
00:38:11Cameras or no cameras, no one likes to be rejected.
00:38:17That's right. I forgot.
00:38:19What?
00:38:21You're not used to hearing a woman say no.
00:38:23Well, that may be the case, but maybe this time I'd just like you to say yes.
00:38:29I get it.
00:38:31You're trying to play the part of the remorseful, romantic boyfriend.
00:38:35No.
00:38:37I just wanted a chance to dance with you.
00:38:41Where are you going to dance like this?
00:38:43What? Am I blowing you away with my stellar dance moves?
00:38:47Well, I wasn't. You did that.
00:38:55I'm truly sorry to interrupt, Mr. Weston.
00:38:57He asked me to let you know when Ms. Winkle's leaving.
00:39:03What's that about?
00:39:05I'm going to get you that story.
00:39:17I'm truly sorry to interrupt, Mr. Weston.
00:39:19He asked me to let you know when Ms. Winkle's leaving.
00:39:23What's that about?
00:39:25I'm going to get you that story.
00:39:33I'm truly sorry to interrupt, Mr. Weston.
00:39:35He asked me to let you know when Ms. Winkle's leaving.
00:39:39What's that about?
00:39:41I'm going to get you that story.
00:39:48So, are you going to tell me about what happened at the restaurant?
00:39:52So, are you going to tell me about what happened at the restaurant?
00:39:53What was that about?
00:39:59Call this number tomorrow at 9 a.m. sharp.
00:40:01Who is it?
00:40:03Orlando Winkle.
00:40:07No.
00:40:09No.
00:40:11You got me an interview with Orlando Winkle?
00:40:13She doesn't give interviews to like anybody ever and she practically wrote the world on I'm giving interviews, okay
00:40:22Do I even want to know what you had to do to get this?
00:40:27Orlando owed me a favor and I decided to cash in on it. You didn't I did. Oh my god
00:40:34Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I
00:40:42Know I'm sorry. I don't know. I don't know what to say over me. I didn't like
00:40:47um, I
00:40:49should
00:40:52I
00:41:02Thank you so much for meeting me on such short notice miss one fell your generosity has not gone unnoticed
00:41:08And I am so glad that I get to write about it. Oh my pleasure
00:41:13Brody has spoken very highly of your work and after today I have to agree
00:41:18You have a real talent for real journalism
00:41:22Really? Oh, yes. I see a bright future ahead of you
00:41:27That means a lot
00:41:29Thank you. Oh
00:41:31You're welcome. Any friend of Brody's is a friend of mine, huh? And it is so nice to see him finally settling down
00:41:48I
00:41:58Just made the deadline
00:42:08Yes, Henry my office now
00:42:18You gave me a month Henry
00:42:21You gave me a month
00:42:41Hey
00:42:48Yeah, well, I'm shorting it.
00:42:50Why?
00:42:51Hmm, let's see.
00:42:53Rather than capitalize on your boyfriend's stupidity at the Fun Bunnies party,
00:42:58you get caught up in the drama and become the main headline in my competitor's magazine.
00:43:03That's not exactly fair, is it, Henry?
00:43:05And to top it off, you didn't bring me any dirt!
00:43:09That little stunt you pulled with Rolanda at the daycare worker's giveaway is hardly dirt.
00:43:14That's a newsworthy piece.
00:43:16People don't care about charity events and bait sales.
00:43:19They want dirt, Michaela.
00:43:21And we sell it to them!
00:43:22Yeah, well, there's more to life than spying on celebrities and hoping to catch their mistakes.
00:43:27I know you've always thought yourself to be above this sort of journalism.
00:43:30And yes, I said journalism, because that's what it is!
00:43:32That's what we do!
00:43:34That's what pays the bills!
00:43:37So if you want to keep making money,
00:43:39I suggest you find me more salacious content to publish in my magazine.
00:43:44Are we clear?
00:43:47Crystal clear, Henry.
00:43:49Good!
00:43:50Don't come back here until you have something worthwhile that I can publish in Hot Gossip Daily.
00:44:07What are you doing here?
00:44:11Can't a guy come see his girlfriend?
00:44:13I'm not in the mood, Brody.
00:44:15What event do you need me to attend this time to make you look good?
00:44:19What happened?
00:44:21I had a crappy day at work.
00:44:23My job's on the line unless I can find a scandalous piece of hot gossip to publish.
00:44:29Yeah.
00:44:33I may have just the thing.
00:44:37My job's on the line unless I can find a scandalous piece of hot gossip to publish.
00:44:43Yeah.
00:44:47I may have just the thing.
00:44:57What are we doing here?
00:44:59Not very patient, are we?
00:45:02In my business, time is money.
00:45:04And right now, we're wasting time.
00:45:06No, we're not. Get your camera ready.
00:45:09You can't get it.
00:45:11Holy shit!
00:45:13Is that truly facial?
00:45:15You're mistreating the stars in one room.
00:45:19Shit, the liposuction!
00:45:22Oh, this is good.
00:45:24This is too good.
00:45:26Do you think this will make your boss happy?
00:45:30This is going to solve issues for sure.
00:45:32Thank you, Brody.
00:45:34Right.
00:45:36The arrangement.
00:45:39So, what is it that you need me to do?
00:45:42That is why you came over, isn't it?
00:45:45Maybe I just wanted to come to you.
00:45:47Excuse me?
00:45:51What is it that you need me to do?
00:45:53That is why you came over, isn't it?
00:45:56Maybe I just wanted to come to you.
00:45:58Excuse me?
00:46:01What is it that you need me to do?
00:46:03Maybe I just wanted to come to you.
00:46:05Excuse me?
00:46:08Nice try, Brody.
00:46:10What do you really want?
00:46:12The plan is working.
00:46:14Mark got me a role in a stolen movie.
00:46:16It's going to be huge.
00:46:18You couldn't have just sent that in a text?
00:46:21I wanted to invite you to set.
00:46:26For the optics, I get it.
00:46:28Just tell me when and where.
00:46:30Just be ready around 10 a.m.
00:46:32I'll send a car to pick you up.
00:46:34Let's go get something to eat.
00:46:48And this is where the magic happens.
00:46:50Wow.
00:46:52Your workplace is infinitely cooler than mine.
00:46:55It's our life, but someone has to do it.
00:47:03Check it out.
00:47:05It's my air buddy for the movie.
00:47:07Do you want to touch him?
00:47:09I'm not really in the mood to touch your little buddy.
00:47:13Maybe I could convince him in the future.
00:47:15Doubtful.
00:47:19Brody, darling, there you are.
00:47:25Brody, darling, there you are.
00:47:28Anastasia, this is Mikayla.
00:47:30Mikayla, this is...
00:47:32Anastasia Carmichael.
00:47:34Everybody knows who she is.
00:47:36Am I interrupting something?
00:47:38Yeah.
00:47:40I'm just giving Mikayla a tour of the set.
00:47:43My apologies.
00:47:45I just wanted to come greet my new co-star
00:47:47before we began filming.
00:47:51Can you believe we're going to be working together again?
00:47:53Just like old times.
00:47:55Isn't that exciting?
00:47:57It's something.
00:47:59Anyways, I won't keep you too much longer.
00:48:01I've got to go do your makeup and all that jazz,
00:48:03but I just wanted to let you know how excited I am
00:48:05to be working with you.
00:48:07You always make our intimate scenes very special.
00:48:11See you again.
00:48:17I just wanted to let you know how excited I am
00:48:19to be working with you again.
00:48:21You always make our intimate scenes very special.
00:48:25See you again.
00:48:29She's charming.
00:48:31She's an acquired taste.
00:48:33Surprisingly, she's one hell of an actress.
00:48:35Yeah, you have to say that.
00:48:37You dated her.
00:48:39You know you can't believe everything you read in the tabloids.
00:48:41No.
00:48:43Speaking of tabloids,
00:48:45when I first met you,
00:48:47you were walking out of that rehab clinic,
00:48:49but I've yet to see you around any drugs.
00:48:51So what's that all about?
00:48:55I don't know.
00:48:57Easy, Erin.
00:48:59Rehab worked and cured.
00:49:01Just like that?
00:49:03I don't think it works like that.
00:49:05I'm telling you it does.
00:49:07Drop it, Mikayla.
00:49:09Drop it, Mikayla.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13Jeez, consider it dropped.
00:49:15I should head home.
00:49:17Yeah, you should.
00:49:21I'm sorry.
00:49:23No, it's fine.
00:49:25I have work I need to do anyway.
00:49:43I'm sorry.
00:49:45Cody,
00:49:47you didn't have to come over here.
00:49:49You don't owe me anything.
00:49:51No.
00:49:53I shouldn't have
00:49:55screamed at you like that.
00:49:57It's just...
00:49:59it's complicated.
00:50:01Okay?
00:50:03Complicated because I don't have?
00:50:05No.
00:50:07No, I just...
00:50:09I haven't really talked to anyone about it.
00:50:11Tell you what.
00:50:15Why don't you come with me
00:50:17to set tomorrow?
00:50:19And I'll tell you a little bit about it.
00:50:21You don't have to do that.
00:50:23I think I want to.
00:50:25Why?
00:50:27Because
00:50:31you fascinate me, Mikayla.
00:50:35You're smart.
00:50:37Talented.
00:50:39Extremely beautiful.
00:50:43Cody.
00:50:45I like you.
00:50:47For real.
00:50:49I like you a lot.
00:50:55And since we both know I'm not a real father,
00:50:57I'm going to do this.
00:51:17Cody.
00:51:33Cody.
00:51:39Why the hell are you with her?
00:51:41Excuse me?
00:51:43Hollywood royalty like us
00:51:45should be together.
00:51:47You shouldn't be hanging around peasants,
00:51:49let alone paparazzi.
00:51:51Watch it, Anastasia.
00:51:57Please, you don't think anyone actually buys
00:51:59your little pathetic romance, do you?
00:52:01It's textbook PR.
00:52:03But you should really fire your manager
00:52:05for this one because he did you kind of dirty.
00:52:07You don't know anything about me
00:52:09or my relationship.
00:52:11I actually happen to like Mikayla.
00:52:13A lot.
00:52:15Oh, please.
00:52:17You've always been a no feelings kind of guy.
00:52:19It doesn't just change overnight.
00:52:21And even if you did
00:52:23suddenly want to settle down,
00:52:25you could just settle down with me.
00:52:27We would be the power couple of the century.
00:52:29You don't need that little nobody.
00:52:31Oh, she has a name.
00:52:33It's Mikayla.
00:52:35I don't really care
00:52:37what her name is.
00:52:39The only name I want to hear coming from your mouth
00:52:41is my name.
00:52:43In your dreams, Anastasia.
00:52:45See?
00:52:47Just like that.
00:52:51What the fuck, Brody?
00:52:57What the fuck, Brody?
00:52:59Again?
00:53:01Okay, look, this is what it looks like.
00:53:03He never is with you, that's it.
00:53:05She kissed me.
00:53:07Only because
00:53:09you were practically begging me to.
00:53:11That's bullshit,
00:53:13and you know it, Anastasia.
00:53:15Mikayla, I didn't kiss her. I swear, I don't even like her.
00:53:17When has that stopped you before?
00:53:19You're dating me, and you don't even like me.
00:53:21What? No.
00:53:23What about last night? I told you I liked you.
00:53:25Brody.
00:53:27Don't touch me.
00:53:29They need us back on set.
00:53:31Tell them I'm dealing with something.
00:53:33Brody!
00:53:35I swear to God, Anastasia, if you keep this up, I'm dropping this movie.
00:53:37Don't. Try me and find out.
00:53:43I don't know what kind of dirt you have on him,
00:53:45but whatever it is, I'm gonna find it.
00:53:47He may have stayed loyal to you this time,
00:53:49but it won't last.
00:53:51Brody couldn't stay faithful if his life depended on it.
00:54:03Brody couldn't stay faithful if his life depended on it.
00:54:07It's like I never fucking learned.
00:54:09Mikayla, I swear to you, I didn't.
00:54:11You heard Anastasia. I stayed faithful to you.
00:54:13Yeah, because the words coming out of your ex's mouth
00:54:15are the ones that I'm going to take to heart.
00:54:17She's telling the truth. I swear.
00:54:19She knows that I have dirt on you.
00:54:21We agreed that we weren't going to tell anyone about that.
00:54:23I didn't.
00:54:25She's lying.
00:54:27Let me get this straight.
00:54:29You want me to believe
00:54:31that I have dirt on you.
00:54:33I don't.
00:54:35You want me to believe
00:54:37that she's lying about that,
00:54:39but telling the truth
00:54:41about the other thing?
00:54:45Yes.
00:54:47Anastasia's not the brightest crayon in the box.
00:54:49She doesn't know anything about us.
00:54:51I don't really care if she does know.
00:54:53Honestly, I mean, it would hurt you
00:54:55more than it would hurt me.
00:54:57But what I do care about
00:54:59is when she said
00:55:01that you stayed loyal to me.
00:55:03Did you really not kiss her?
00:55:05I didn't.
00:55:11I swear on my life.
00:55:13I didn't.
00:55:15I have no interest
00:55:17in Anastasia. I never did.
00:55:19Besides,
00:55:21I promised you
00:55:23I wouldn't embarrass you again.
00:55:25Oh, Michael,
00:55:27I didn't really
00:55:29hold a lot of hope on that promise.
00:55:31I'm not the bad guy.
00:55:33I'm just misunderstood.
00:55:35Is that what you're calling it now?
00:55:39My favorite
00:55:41happy couple.
00:55:43This is exactly what I want to say.
00:55:45Mark, what are you doing here?
00:55:47I know you said you did not want to attend
00:55:49the premiere of Hurricane Thunder,
00:55:51but I'm here to tell you that you will.
00:55:53No. They dropped me from the movie.
00:55:55Why the hell would I support it?
00:55:57Because it's good for publicity.
00:55:59And because Michaela
00:56:01wants an opportunity to dress up
00:56:03and feel glamorous.
00:56:05Don't you, Michaela?
00:56:11This is exactly what I want to say.
00:56:13Mark, what are you doing here?
00:56:15I know you said you did not want to attend
00:56:17the premiere of Hurricane Thunder,
00:56:19but I'm here to tell you that you will.
00:56:21No. They dropped me from the movie.
00:56:23Why the hell would I support it?
00:56:25Because it's good for publicity.
00:56:27And because Michaela
00:56:29wants an opportunity to dress up
00:56:31and feel glamorous.
00:56:33Don't you, Michaela?
00:56:43So you're enjoying your first premiere party?
00:56:47You mean my first premiere party on the inside?
00:56:49It's not too bad.
00:56:51Just not bad.
00:56:53Welcome to the premiere of Hurricane Thunder.
00:56:55It's my pleasure to be your host this evening.
00:56:57Cheers.
00:56:59Enjoy.
00:57:03Oh, my gosh.
00:57:05Orlando told me that she would help me
00:57:07look into starting my own magazine,
00:57:09so I'm going to go and say hi to her.
00:57:13I have got to hand it to you.
00:57:15The two of you.
00:57:17I have got to hand it to you.
00:57:19I have got to hand it to you.
00:57:21The two of you look like a real couple.
00:57:23And she's not even an actress.
00:57:29A real couple?
00:57:31I knew it.
00:57:33I knew this was all a PR stunt.
00:57:35To be honest, I'm not sure it's even fake.
00:57:39Has Brody Weston
00:57:41finally come through?
00:57:43Do I even want to know
00:57:45what you two are talking about?
00:57:47Just word stuff.
00:57:49Mark doesn't even know
00:57:51the meaning of the word party.
00:57:53Should we get out of here?
00:57:55Ready whenever you are.
00:58:01I know exactly
00:58:03how I'm going to break those two up
00:58:05and give Brody all to myself.
00:58:07I know exactly
00:58:09how I'm going to break those two up
00:58:11and give Brody all to myself.
00:58:19I know exactly
00:58:21how I'm going to break those two up
00:58:23and give Brody all to myself.
00:58:33Thank you for another very eventful night
00:58:35in Penciltown.
00:58:37You seem to be really
00:58:39enjoying yourself.
00:58:41Maybe celebrity life
00:58:43is for you after all.
00:58:45I wouldn't bet on it.
00:58:49But I am starting to find
00:58:51certain celebrities
00:58:53somewhat tolerable.
00:58:55Really?
00:58:57Who?
00:58:59Orlando Winfield, for starters.
00:59:01Anyone else?
00:59:03I can't
00:59:05really think of anyone else.
00:59:07I guess
00:59:09I guess
00:59:11I guess
00:59:13I guess
00:59:15I guess
00:59:17I guess
00:59:19I guess
00:59:21I guess
00:59:23I guess
00:59:25I guess
00:59:27I guess
00:59:29I guess
00:59:31I guess
00:59:33I guess
00:59:35I guess
00:59:37I guess
00:59:39I guess
00:59:41I guess
00:59:43I guess
00:59:53Last night was amazing, wasn't it?
00:59:59Where did it go?
01:00:11Last night was amazing, wasn't it?
01:00:20Where did it go?
01:00:25You did what?
01:00:26Man, I might have slept with her.
01:00:30What?
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:32Where?
01:00:33When?
01:00:34I mean, I don't know.
01:00:35It just happened.
01:00:36Was it good?
01:00:37What do I win?
01:00:38Oh my God.
01:00:39A girl doesn't kiss and tell.
01:00:40Bullshit.
01:00:41We tell each other everything.
01:00:42Come on.
01:00:43Okay.
01:00:44Well.
01:00:45Oh, seriously?
01:00:46Babe, that failed.
01:00:47What the fuck?
01:01:42Look, Micaela, I...
01:01:47You promised me you wouldn't embarrass me again.
01:01:51You promised me.
01:01:53Micaela, I never meant for the arrangement to come out.
01:01:56I don't give a fuck about the arrangement, Brody.
01:01:59I'm a big girl.
01:02:01I can handle the fact that the entire world thinks that I'm some opportunistic hoe who
01:02:06sleeps with celebrities for her own personal gain.
01:02:09Hell, I mean, it's slightly true, isn't it?
01:02:13What?
01:02:14Seeing pictures of you and Anastasia doing God knows what?
01:02:17That's my final straw.
01:02:18Pictures?
01:02:19What pictures?
01:02:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:02:21no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:02:22no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:02:23no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:02:24no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:02:25no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:02:26no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:02:27no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:02:28no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:02:35no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:02:44no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:02:53no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:00no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:09no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:18no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:03:48no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:04:18move on with my life um forget that brewery whiskey
01:04:25what oh my god
01:04:35oh my god
01:04:39me
01:04:46uh-oh you're in trouble fuck off steven
01:04:55what the hell henry you got a lot of nerve coming in here with that attitude missy well we both
01:05:02agreed that brody was off limits i don't know what you're smoking but brody weston will never be off
01:05:07limits the guy sells more papers in one act than most hollywood celebrities combined just because
01:05:13you jumped in the sack with him doesn't mean the rest of us won't touch him how did you get the
01:05:19pictures henry oh you mean the ones you tried to delete of your drug addict boyfriend you ever
01:05:26heard of a little thing called the cloud michaela you should check it out just when you think
01:05:34something's been deleted voila saved on the server
01:05:40oh my god yeah good thing steven had his wits about him to keep the company first
01:05:47oh and by the way you're fired in case that wasn't obvious get out
01:05:53oh my god yeah good thing steven had his wits about him to keep the company first
01:06:01oh and by the way you're fired in case that wasn't obvious get out
01:06:08you're fired in case that wasn't obvious get out
01:06:19yeah you know i don't know i never learned
01:06:27i uh i should know better than to go along with your stupid impulsive decisions
01:06:32what do you mean brody i asked you to fix your image so that you can book the roles you deserve
01:06:42and what do you do what do you do you go out and you find some rando to date who just happens to be
01:06:51a path by some miracle somehow you make america fall in love with the two of you and i think to
01:06:58myself okay okay mark this is this is good because brody has done something right for once
01:07:04in his life oh nope you immediately lapse back into your old ways and you piss off a path who
01:07:13has published everything about you in those tabloids where's this all coming from mark it's
01:07:20bad enough that you look like some asshole who broke this poor woman's heart and now the whole
01:07:27world thinks you are a drug addict what the fuck yeah she told me she deleted these well genius
01:07:37didn't anyone ever tell you not to trust a path i can't be discovered or a fucking gold mine to
01:07:45them she didn't delete them because she was saving them for when you would inevitably break
01:07:50her heart oh my gosh brody how brody how could you be so fucking stupid
01:07:59how could she do this to me have no fury like a woman's scorn if you keep playing with fire brody
01:08:07you will eventually get burned and now no one wants to touch you with a 10-foot pole
01:08:12no one wants to be around you because they are worried about what your fake ex-girlfriend
01:08:18might print about them you fucked up brody you fucked up big time
01:08:30you fucked up brody you fucked up big time
01:08:49i'll fix this no no no you won't i don't want you trying to salvage things because it always
01:08:54ends in disaster brody i am in charge now
01:09:02what's that supposed to mean well for once we need to tell the truth we need to ouch your mom no
01:09:11no way there is no other way to possibly spin this in your favor to help your career
01:09:15believe me i have tried every possible angle we have got to tell the truth no i'm not doing this
01:09:21yes you are yes you are because i said so this is the only way to save your career the hell with my
01:09:26career this is my life yeah and you're paying me to manage it and make you look good that
01:09:31makes this decision easy what i'm sorry brody what decision
01:09:38you're fired
01:09:51you're fired
01:10:01is
01:10:11could this date get any worse
01:10:24oh what the fuck are you really that bitter and spiteful that you had to go and do something like
01:10:31this this all may be some little fun game to you but this is real people's lives you're messing
01:10:36with brody it wasn't me it was my pies i oh really and you expect me to believe you like you
01:10:42believe me with anastasia and you lied to my face bullshit you didn't leave pictures you are just
01:10:51like every other opportunistic paparazzi scum out there looking to make a buck of celebrities
01:10:57you think we are so bad go look in the fucking mirror
01:11:14you are just like every other opportunistic paparazzi scum
01:11:18out there looking to make a buck of celebrities you think we are so bad go look in the fucking
01:11:24mirror
01:11:37micaela it's been a week when are you gonna get out of the house and out of those stingy pajamas
01:11:44never my life is a disaster rent is due i have no job and brody thinks that i leaked that article
01:11:54about him brody's a dog who cares what he thinks i do well maybe things are turning out
01:12:10okay
01:12:12i'm just gonna go to the bathroom
01:12:14what's going on
01:12:16i just found out that my mom
01:12:18orlanda winfell is coming here
01:12:20oh my god
01:12:22that's my apartment
01:12:24i know
01:12:26i can't see her looking like like this
01:12:28okay
01:12:30okay
01:12:32okay
01:12:34okay
01:12:36okay
01:12:39okay
01:12:41sit
01:12:43Venus
01:12:45okay
01:12:47so
01:12:49i read the article you wrote about me
01:12:53yes yes i did
01:12:57wonderfully i told
01:12:59you was begun
01:13:01a new magazine
01:13:03i would say
01:13:05start right away
01:13:07uh that would be a dream come true mckayla you're a talented journalist this you've proven
01:13:15oh that was not the perfect thing for your first story
01:13:37so
01:14:07so
01:14:29mom
01:14:29brody what are you doing here we don't have a session today
01:14:38can't the guy just come see his mom i suppose so how are you doing with everything honestly
01:14:53not great
01:14:54but you know me i just keep trucking on
01:15:04so
01:15:17you don't have to keep my addiction a secret especially if it's hurting your career
01:15:24you're just getting better mom the last thing we need is paparazzi harassing you and you relapse
01:15:32so your dad would be so proud of you so considerate
01:15:44orlando winfell started a new magazine i just had to get the first issue
01:15:49you and your celebrity gossip wow it's the only way i can keep tabs on my boy
01:15:55how else would i have found out about you and mckayla
01:16:02oh wow what is it we need to see this
01:16:19oh wow what is it we need to see this
01:16:32so
01:16:42thanks for meeting me here
01:16:50behind the flashing lights truth about broderick boston
01:16:55the misunderstood vulnerability of hollywood's biggest star
01:17:02so
01:17:08you were the only person i've ever been vulnerable with besides my mom
01:17:16that's why i was going to the rehab center to see her why wouldn't you just tell me that
01:17:24it's hard to talk about my mom being an addict especially when i'm trying to protect her from the
01:17:31world
01:17:38i'm sorry i didn't believe you
01:17:44i'm even more sorry for the things that i said
01:17:47for the things that i said
01:17:51it's worth anything i'm sorry too
01:18:02celebrity relationships can be so messy oh i know
01:18:17i can't believe these last few weeks have changed my life
01:18:26i don't want to be just a headline with you
01:18:33i'm in love with you
01:18:40where's the paps
01:18:47where are the paps
01:19:04you