A motley crew of aspiring performers come under the guidance of an eccentric and volatile acting coach. | dG1fYm9icUV5am9XYWM
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00:00Thank you for calling Vantage Lightbulb.
00:05Time may brighten up your day.
00:06You can start by telling me why I've got an entire Christmas tree that won't light up.
00:11I hate my job.
00:12Lots of people hate their job, man.
00:14I failed the bar for the second time, which means I gotta keep working at the call center.
00:19I get fired for naked pictures.
00:21You are suspended indefinitely.
00:23I need your wings.
00:28And then humped by a dog in a mask.
00:30Hey!
00:31Yes, hi, I need an officer.
00:32I was just...
00:33I don't know.
00:34I was humped.
00:35Yes, he had a black face.
00:36Mask!
00:37Okay, he had a mask, not face.
00:39Get it right.
00:40Uh-huh.
00:42Tell me again why you didn't get her number?
00:44Oh, I know exactly where to find her.
00:46Star Maker Academy.
00:47I'm the only person in this town who can take you right to the top, baby.
00:53You're so amazing, babe.
00:55Like, like your boobs are heaving and...
00:57I know.
00:58You go here now?
00:59Yeah.
01:00Oh, I just started...
01:01Gotta go.
01:03What would a little boy like you do with a woman like me?
01:10Unleash your beast!
01:14That's brilliant!
01:15He's the king!
01:18Yes!
01:19I got the part of the queen.
01:21Now look at me and say,
01:22Uccellin.
01:26I need something strange.
01:28What are you laughing at?
01:29N...
01:30N...
01:31No, I'm not.
01:32Do you have a name?
01:41Uccellin!
01:42I feel like I was ridden hard and put away hot and wet.
01:48Nicky, you're blowing everybody wet.
01:49Stay in the moment.
01:50Hey, just get up there.
01:53Oh, you wimp.
01:55Star!
01:56Maker!
01:57Academy!
02:03You know jujitsu?
02:07Without her job, she's gonna need a new pilot.
02:10I could be your co-pilot, Drew.
02:11We can fly her into some international territory.
02:13You feel me?
02:14What does that mean?
02:15What does that even mean?