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Looney Tune's, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, and the rest of the Looney Tunes gang bring you a marathon of laughs and adventures! This 1-hour compilation features some of the funniest and most entertaining episodes from the Looney Tunes Show.
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00:00You will grovel before me!
00:03Is this about your height? You're not that short.
00:08Eh, I guess next to your friends you are pretty shrimpy.
00:11Thunkian, close Super Rabbit's mouth.
00:14Permanently.
00:18What?!
00:19Fiora, make Super Rabbit beg for mercy. Now!
00:24I'm your girlfriend, Zod. I don't take orders from you.
00:29Fine. You and I are finished. Now you will crush Super Rabbit!
00:34You're right about one of those things.
00:38Well, your worshipfulness, it looks like it's just you and me.
01:29Thwack!
01:54Down the rabbit hole. How predictable.
01:59Thwack!
02:30Thwack!
02:39Whoa!
02:43Whoa!
02:49Whoa!
02:51Thwack!
02:53Hey, Zod. Kneel before yourself.
03:01Oh! I'm going to hurt me!
03:23I located a new phantom zone and stuck Zod, Fiora and Thunkian inside it.
03:38That was the last time I saw them.
03:41That was also the last time I was Super Rabbit, because I learned that power corrupts.
03:47Unless it's tempered by humility.
03:52Thwack!
03:57What was I thinking? I don't know how to run a restaurant.
04:00Girardi's needs a miracle. Fast.
04:11Hey, Speedy.
04:12Que paso?
04:13I have a favor to ask you.
04:16Yesterday was a little shaky.
04:18We lost a lot of customers and we lost a lot of morale.
04:21But we're going to turn it around today.
04:23Yeah!
04:24Because we're not in the loser business. We're in the pizza business.
04:29Yeah!
04:30And like pizza dough, we'll rise to the occasion.
04:34Yeah!
04:35We're going to work fast. We're going to work smart.
04:38And we're going to put each of you in a position where it will be impossible for you to fail.
04:44Now who's with me?
04:45We are!
04:47Then get in this pantry.
04:52What are we supposed to do in here?
04:54You're doing it!
04:58I think that went pretty well.
05:00Welcome to Girardi's. May I take your order?
05:04There's so many choices. What would you recommend?
05:08You? You look feisty.
05:10Like a beautiful tiger waiting to pounce.
05:13You need a cheese with some bite.
05:15Uh-huh.
05:16Asiago.
05:18And you. You have a wisdom about you.
05:21A wisdom that whispers mushrooms.
05:26Enjoy!
06:48The secret to a successful restaurant? A mouse.
06:52Tell that to the health department.
06:55Bugs!
06:57Bugs! Look!
07:02You want me to take guitar lessons?
07:05Not that. This!
07:07Poochie's not a dog. He's a Tasmanian devil!
07:10What's a Tasmanian devil?
07:13A wild beast whose insatiable hunger for violence and destruction
07:18combined with its sharp teeth and claws make him the perfect killing machine!
07:23Killing machine! Killing machine!
07:26Killing machine!
07:32Poochie!
07:36Poochie!
07:40Bugs!
07:42Cassie?
07:43I know I've been a terrible friend, but I need your help!
07:46There's a problem with the automatic carrot peeler.
07:49Apparently, it's highly flammable.
07:51That's impossible.
07:53Step seven of my design included a cooling system.
07:56Step seven? I knew I shouldn't have stopped at step three.
08:00I just got so sleepy.
08:02Anyway, everyone wants their money back.
08:04But I spent all the money, and now they're gonna take your house!
08:08You mean your house!
08:10I give it back! Just please come home and fix everything!
08:15I don't know. I kinda like it here.
08:18Please! I'm begging you! Please!
08:25I'll take that as a yes!
08:31You have to do something! They're gonna level the house!
08:34I'll be right back.
08:36There isn't time!
08:41Take her down, boys!
08:45Bugs! Hurry!
08:49What is it?
08:51A time machine!
08:53I'll go get my suitcase!
09:01Wait!
09:06No green sprinkles on the chocolate.
09:08Yes, green sprinkles on the strawberry.
09:10But both no red sprinkles.
09:12Except on the vanilla, which should receive exclusively red sprinkles.
09:19That'll be $5.85.
09:21I've only got 16 cents.
09:26Get the rest from your tip jar.
09:31It's on me.
09:34Where do you get all your money?
09:36Don't worry about it.
09:38Can I borrow 50 bucks? I need a new pair of mall pants.
09:44Watch for your lives! Panic!
09:46Every man for himself! Women and children last!
09:51Ah-ha! He's under here!
09:54What are you doing?
09:56Saving your life!
09:58My life isn't in danger, but now his is!
10:02But he's a wild animal! He's a monster!
10:05Have you ever heard the expression,
10:07don't judge a book by its cover?
10:09No. What about, it's what's inside that counts?
10:11Uh-uh. Looks can be deceiving.
10:13Doesn't ring a bell.
10:14What's wrong with you?
10:15Oh, that one I've heard!
10:16The point is, he may be a Tasmanian devil,
10:19but he's also the best dog I've ever...
10:22Seal all the exits!
10:26I've got to get him out of here. But how?
10:29Put this on.
10:34Thanks, Doc. Don't mention it.
10:36I mean, I will, whenever it benefits me.
10:49Freeze!
10:51Gah!
10:57There's a dangerous animal in there.
10:59You make sure you get him home safe.
11:02That's exactly what I plan on doing.
11:16Well, Poochie, I guess this is it.
11:19I wish I could keep you, but this is where you belong.
11:23So long, buddy.
11:36Go!
11:50Hmm.
11:53Oh, do you have a dog?
11:55I used to.
12:01Poochie?
12:04Hang on, boy. We're going home.
12:09I know everything about you.
12:11Hit me with some questions. Go ahead.
12:13All right. What's my name?
12:15I know everything about you.
12:17Hit me with some questions. Go ahead.
12:19All right. What's my favorite color?
12:21Pass.
12:22What time do I go to bed at night?
12:24Pass. Give me something easy.
12:26Fine. When's my birthday?
12:28January...
12:31February...
12:33September...
12:35December...
12:38July...
12:40July!
12:41July 1st, July 2nd, July 3rd, July 4th...
12:446th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th...
12:4527th.
12:46July 27th!
12:51Well, happy extremely belated birthday.
12:54Or, happy extremely early birthday.
13:00Hey, Speedy.
13:01Hola, Bugs.
13:02You said you took care of the rat problem.
13:05I'm not a rat. I'm a mouse.
13:10You don't know anything about me.
13:13I bet if you look self-absorbed up in the dictionary,
13:16you'd find your picture.
13:18My picture's in the dictionary?
13:20Is it a good one? What am I wearing?
13:22Does my beak look big?
13:24Aha! Gotcha!
13:29This is hopeless.
13:31Don't get mad at me. Those questions were impossible.
13:34I bet you don't know when my birthday is.
13:36Your birthday is April 17th,
13:38your favorite color is dusty rose,
13:40and you go to bed every night at 10 o'clock
13:42except on New Year's Eve when you go to bed at 8.30
13:45because, and I quote,
13:46New Year's is a holiday invented by the media.
13:49It is!
13:50Forget it.
13:51Find a different best friend to go on that show.
13:54But I need you!
13:56I prize prizes above all else!
13:58This is my shot at finally winning something!
14:01I'll do anything!
14:02Even if it means focusing on someone other than yourself
14:05for more than two minutes?
14:07That sounds awful.
14:08But I'll do it!
14:11Well, Daffy, you know how I hate to talk about myself.
14:15But, uh, leave us turn back the clock.
14:18It was on the east side of New York
14:20where me parents resided amidst humble surroundings.
14:28Did I say New York?
14:30I meant the planet Krypton.
14:34Anywho, my parents knew that our planet was doomed.
14:41So my father, Jor-El, built the spaceship.
14:47His dense molecular structure will make him strong.
14:52He'll be fast, virtually invulnerable,
14:56and he'll say what's up, Doc, indiscriminately
15:00whether he's speaking to a doctor or not.
15:04He will travel the world
15:06whether he's speaking to a doctor or not.
15:09You will travel far, my little bugs.
15:13But we will never leave you.
15:25You're from the planet Krypton?
15:28No, you maroon!
15:30That's the story of Superman.
15:32Who is Superman?
15:33I can't believe I hitched my wagon to you.
15:36You have a wagon?
15:37Daffy, concentrate!
15:42On me!
15:43Oh, sorry, Superman.
15:45Ugh, this is gonna be a long night.
15:49So when's this reunion again?
15:51It's tonight.
15:52What? What have you been doing this whole time?
15:55I guess I'm not going to my reunion.
15:57We've gotta go. I mean, you've gotta go.
16:00And there's still something you can do
16:02to impress everyone at the reunion.
16:04And it's not destroy the Earth.
16:06Then what is it?
16:11I'm ruining my manicure. Give me your quarter.
16:14I'm starting to think the odds of winning the lottery are pretty low.
16:18Three sixes?
16:20Three sixes! I won! I won the lottery! I'm rich!
16:24We can go to your reunion.
16:26I mean, you can go to your reunion.
16:28I'm so happy for you.
16:30Happy and jealous. Mostly jealous.
16:33I'm rich! I'm rich!
16:37I knew I didn't peak in high school!
16:40Daffy, you didn't get three sixes.
16:43You were holding it upside down.
16:45You got three nines.
16:47Besides, you were playing lucky eights.
16:51This is hopeless.
16:54Excuse me, do you have a quarter for the parking meter?
16:57No.
16:58But you're holding a quarter.
17:00What, this? This isn't a quarter.
17:02That's not a quarter?
17:03No, this is a fake.
17:05I'm Agent Jimmy Glass and this is Agent Ira Bunnels
17:07and we're with the Treasury Department.
17:09We're investigating a highly illegal counterfeit operation in the area.
17:12I'm gonna need to see your wallet.
17:14Oh, uh, of course.
17:18Yep, this one looks a little iffy.
17:20Gonna have to run some tests.
17:22Now get out of here. But keep your eyes and ears open.
17:25That's it. I thought in order to go to the reunion,
17:27you needed to be someone you're not.
17:29A success.
17:31But it turns out, you should just go with someone you already are.
17:34A liar!
17:36You want me to go to the reunion
17:38and just lie about how successful I am?
17:41That's a horrible idea.
17:43I'm lying.
17:45It's a great idea.
17:47Or was that a lie?
17:49This lying could get out of control.
17:53Or is that a lie?
17:55The lying is in control!
17:58Oh, brother.
18:01Well, after high school,
18:03I just had to get away from it all.
18:05Get back to what's important.
18:07The land.
18:09I've got about 30,000 acres in Montana.
18:13Probably about 50,000 head of cattle.
18:17That's about two heads of cattle per acre.
18:21Yeah.
18:23I love a cattle drive.
18:27Too much spitting.
18:29I signed up after graduation.
18:31I heard the call of duty,
18:33and I answered.
18:35Oh, this? What you call heroism?
18:38I call duty.
18:40Believe me, when you're doing your duty,
18:42you don't think about the fact that you're doing your duty.
18:45It's your duty. You just do it.
18:48You do your duty.
18:50Too much saying the word duty.
18:52I'm Batman.
18:57So what lie did you settle on?
18:59One lie is too limiting.
19:02It's going to be a big reunion.
19:04I can tell a lot of lies.
19:06That couldn't possibly backfire.
19:08What are you saying?
19:09Well, if I were you,
19:11I'd bring someone along
19:13to help you keep track of all those lies.
19:15But who would want to go to someone else's reunion?
19:18Me! I want to go to your reunion!
19:21You? Then why didn't you say something earlier?
19:29Hey, let's shave two seconds off our walk home
19:31by going down this dark and desolate alley.
19:41I'll take those pretty pearls.
19:48Huh?
19:55Who are you?
20:00I'm BatRabbit.
20:03Oh, well, don't expect a tip.
20:06I didn't ask to be saved.
20:11Ain't I a stinker?
20:14Welcome to Girardi's. May I take your order?
20:18There's so many choices. What would you recommend?
20:21You? You look feisty.
20:24Like a beautiful tiger waiting to pounce.
20:26You need a cheese with some bite.
20:29Asiago.
20:31And you?
20:33You have a wisdom about you.
20:35A wisdom that whispers mushrooms.
20:39Enjoy!
21:18I'm a mushroom.
21:21I'm a mushroom.
21:24I'm a mushroom.
21:27I'm a mushroom.
21:30I'm a mushroom.
21:33I'm a mushroom.
21:36I'm a mushroom.
21:39I'm a mushroom.
21:42I'm a mushroom.
21:45I'm a mushroom.
21:48I'm a mushroom.
21:51I'm a mushroom.
21:54I'm a mushroom.
22:01Turns out the secret to a successful restaurant? A mouse.
22:06Tell that to the health department.
22:11Where's Daffy?
22:12He's helping our neighbors, kid.
22:14Try it.
22:15We already got our pizza.
22:17No. Try this one.
22:23Well?
22:25I like it.
22:26This one's frozen.
22:28Eh, but that's pretty impressive.
22:30Pretty impressive? It's very impressive.
22:32Let me tell you something, Pinky.
22:34Uh, it's porky.
22:35I'd like to see you make a restaurant-quality frozen pizza.
22:38You couldn't. You know why?
22:40Because it's next to impossible.
22:42But I did it.
22:43And now I'm going to sell Speedy Gonzalez's frozen pizzas in grocery stores all across the country.
22:52What are they doing?
22:53I'm filming the commercial later today.
22:55Hey, you should be in it.
22:58Nah.
22:59Come on. You can play the customer.
23:01Uh, I don't...
23:02I could play the customer.
23:04Pinky, please. I'm talking to Senor Bugs.
23:07What did you say? Will you be in my frozen pizza commercial?
23:10Eh, I'd love to do it.
23:12Yeah, just let Porky do it.
23:14Can I at least use your slogan?
23:16What slogan?
23:17I like it.
23:18When did I say that?
23:19When you tried the pizza. It's the perfect slogan.
23:22Not too much, not too little.
23:24I don't love it. I like it.
23:26It's pizza, man. It's not a new car.
23:28Whatever.
23:29Ah! Yippee!
23:31Relax, Pinky, okay?
23:33It's a commercial, not a movie.
23:35But go see the makeup girl. You're just so pink.
23:40I guess that's where he gets his name.
23:45Sorry I'm late.
23:46Bugs? Why are you dressed like a woman?
23:49Huh?
23:50Daffy was practicing cutting hair.
23:53Nice bob. You make kind of an ugly woman, though.
23:57Why does everybody say that?
23:59I think I look beautiful.
24:01Pinky, who's your dance partner?
24:04She's such a beautiful woman.
24:06What? Oh, no.
24:08Daffy, finally, someone with some taste.
24:16Told you I was beautiful.
24:18He's severely dehydrated, but we're getting fluids in him,
24:22so he should be fine.
24:24Why'd you call me?
24:25You were his, uh, in case of emergency on his cell phone.
24:34Oh, thank goodness you're here.
24:36I'm here in case of emergency? What about Bugs?
24:39No, no, no, no, no, no. You're the dependable one.
24:42Cool in a crisis. Bugs is the uptight one.
24:45The stick in the mud.
24:46What are you talking about?
24:48In our friendship circle, you're the dependable one,
24:50Bugs is the uptight one, Porky's the buffoon,
24:53and I'm the stud.
24:55Hey, you're fast, right?
24:57I'm the fastest mouse in all of Mexico.
24:59Can you teach me to be the fastest mouse in all of Mexico?
25:02Or at least faster than Porky?
25:04I doubt it. Why me?
25:05Because you're the helpful one, the saint.
25:08I thought you said I was the dependable one.
25:10No, Porky's the dependable one.
25:12I thought Porky was the buffoon.
25:14No, Bugs is the buffoon.
25:16I'm confused.
25:17That's because you're not the smart one.
25:19I'm the smart one.
25:21So will you help me?
25:23Fine.
25:24I knew I could count on you.
25:26That's why you're the stud.
25:28Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna pass out.
25:32July 27th!
25:36Well, happy extremely belated birthday.
25:39Or, happy extremely early birthday.
25:45Hey, Speedy. Hola, Bugs.
25:47You said you took care of the rat problem.
25:50I'm not a rat. I'm a mouse.
26:01What's going on, man?
26:02I was taking a nap. I almost drowned.
26:05I was trying to put up a shelf and I drilled into a water pipe.
26:09Why didn't you just pay someone to put it up for you?
26:11I don't get it.
26:12I won the Nobel Prize.
26:14I think I can put up a shelf.
26:15Oh, the Nobel Prize, huh?
26:17What did you get it for?
26:18Making bad decisions.
26:22Speedy, what are you doing here?
26:24I live here.
26:25Or at least I used to.
26:27Wait a minute. You live in Bugs' house?
26:29Don't you own a restaurant?
26:30Can't you afford your own place?
26:32Probably.
26:33Speedy, we're adults, okay?
26:35Adults live on their own.
26:36Where do you live?
26:37With my parents.
26:38They gave me these bells.
26:41Ah!
26:42My Klammer shot!
26:44Ah!
26:45My tennis trophy!
26:46Ah!
26:47My Klammer shot of my tennis trophy!
26:50No!
26:52Hey!
26:53What's going on out here?
26:55We're trying to celebrate my niece's quinceañera.
26:57It's a special day and you're ruining it.
26:59It's a special day and you're ruining it.
27:01Now please, Senor Bunny, keep it down.
27:10What is that thing?
27:12It's my dog.
27:13Oof. If you say so.
27:15But that's one ugly dog.
27:17How did you do that?
27:18I simply asserted my place as the alpha dog.
27:21Sit.
27:23See? He's calm.
27:24Because now he knows I am not afraid of him.
27:27Down.
27:28Roll over.
27:30You see? You need to be the alpha dog to him.
27:33Alpha dog, huh?
27:34One disclaimer.
27:35This stuff works on dogs.
27:38And I'm still not convinced that that's a dog.
27:46Okay, so just a pizza?
27:48Yep.
27:49That'll be $14.99.
27:51You know, for just a couple dollars more,
27:54I could throw in a two-liter soda and some breadsticks.
27:56Eh.
27:57Or, for an even twenty,
27:59you get the soda, you get the breadsticks,
28:01and you get the cinnamon breadsticks.
28:03They're just like the regular breadsticks, but with cinnamon.
28:06Cinnamon, huh?
28:07For the dessert.
28:08All right. I'll take it.
28:16Classic of sell.
28:19How about last night, huh?
28:20That Bugs is a real hero.
28:22Bugs isn't the hero. He's the nerd.
28:24You're really not getting this friendship circle thing.
28:26Okay, if you're going to run a marathon,
28:28you need endurance and proper technique.
28:30Here, watch me.
28:35Like that.
28:36Like what?
28:37Go. So I can see it.
28:39Are you kidding? I just did it.
28:41I didn't see anything.
28:42Fine. I'll do it again, slower.
28:46There.
28:47What?
28:48Go.
28:49Ay, Pato Lucas.
28:50Okay, I'll go in slow motion this time.
28:52Pay attention to my stride and my posture.
28:58Wow, you're fast.
28:59How come you don't enter the marathon?
29:01Because it wouldn't be fair.
29:02If I enter, I'll win.
29:04Give someone else a chance.
29:06I guess I am the saint.
29:08Okay, give me a couple laps so I can see what I'm working with.
29:11Go.
29:16How do I look?
29:17Like a woman wearing high heels carrying a purse.
29:23How far did I go?
29:27Like ten feet.
29:28How many feet are in a marathon?
29:30Like 137,000.
29:33Hi, guys.
29:37There he goes. The hunk.
29:39I'll never beat that jock.
29:41What a stud.
29:43What a dependable, smart stud.
29:47Psst.
29:50What's with the sunglasses?
29:52I'm keeping a low profile.
29:55You got some nerve.
29:57What? Because of the email?
29:59Because I said you're not a scary witch?
30:01You're not.
30:02I mean, what's the point of the big hat and the green skin and that stupid wand if you're not going to do anything scary with them?
30:10You want to see scary? I'll show you scary.
30:13You better watch who you're talking to and I ain't...
30:15Ah!
30:21More ice tea?
30:22Not too much ice.
30:24You're mad? Why are you mad?
30:27Because I said calling yourselves speedy thumbs braggy?
30:30It does.
30:31I don't call myself handsome.
30:33You know what people should call you?
30:35Yerk.
30:39Hey, where did you get that dress?
30:41I thought Kathy deserved something a little nicer than a smock.
30:45Ooh, and look how pretty it twirls.
30:50All my years of teaching, I have never seen such grace, such beauty on the dance floor.
30:57Thank you. I was talking to Kathy.
31:02Too bad I have a strict rule about dating my students.
31:06Good thing for that rule.
31:09Okey dokey, everyone. I'll see you next week.
31:11You sure will. I'm going to practice every day.
31:15Yeah, whatever, Pinky.
31:17Until Monday, Kathy. I'll be counting the seconds.
31:21Uno.
31:22Dos.
31:23Tres.
31:24Cuatro.
31:25Cinco.
31:26Seis.
31:27Siete.
31:29Ocho.
31:30Nueve.
31:31Diez.
31:33Once.
31:34Doce.
31:35Trece.
31:37We will now hear opening statements in the case of Samuel Rosenbaum versus Speedy Gonzales, proprietor of Pizzariva.
31:44Mr. Duck, you may proceed.
31:46Thank you, Your Honor.
31:50The evidence that I will present to you today will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
31:55that this gentleman, Speedy Gonzales, knowingly and willfully served my client dangerously hot pizza,
32:03with no warning and with no regard for the physical and emotional trauma that followed.
32:09I will prove that Mr. Gonzales' carelessness was no accident, but instead the direct result of his endless need for speed.
32:23We will show you that had Mr. Gonzales simply taken more time between the oven and the table to allow the pizza to cool,
32:33then this senseless tragedy could have been avoided.
32:37Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Mr. Gonzales likes to brag that he's the fastest mouth in all of Mexico,
32:47but this is America, and in America, speed can kill.
32:54Or in this case, burn.
32:56Thank you, Your Honor.
33:04Mr. Gonzales?
33:06Uh, yeah, he's not a real lawyer.
33:09Hmm, well, then this case is dismissed.
33:13Well, that was fast. I didn't even have time to get business cards printed.
33:16What about my million dollars?
33:18What? Didn't you tell me you weren't a real lawyer?
33:22Get them out of my courtroom.
33:25Gringos.
33:29I guess I have to peel my own banana, too.
33:33Hey, that's my banana.
33:34All right!
33:35For the last time, man, I'm a mouse.
33:37Pugs, help!
33:39Why should he help you? You didn't help him on that game show last night.
33:42You know, you think you show Senor Bunny a little more respect, considering he lets you live here.
33:46I don't live here. I'm just crashing here until I get back on my feet.
33:50FYI, when you crash somewhere for five years, you live there, all right?
33:54You're not a best friend, you're a terrible friend.
33:57Why am I a terrible friend?
33:59Let me answer that question with a question.
34:03How many friends do you have besides Senor Bunny?
34:06Well, uh, let's see. You?
34:08I'm not your friend.
34:09Okay, then. There's that guy that comes over once a week and we hang out by the pool.
34:13I think his name is Phong or Trang.
34:16Are you talking about the guy who comes to clean the pool?
34:19Daniel?
34:20You're kidding yourself, man.
34:21Senor Bunny is your only friend.
34:23You're not careful, soon you'll have no friends.
34:25Who needs friends?
34:26I'll tell you who.
34:28Someone with no girlfriend, no job, no credit, no hobbies, no social skills.
34:33Wait. I think I know someone like that.
34:35Daniel?
34:36No, idiot. You.
34:39You're nothing without Senor Bunny.
34:41Then what do I do?
34:43You gotta try harder to be his friend.
34:45Like how much harder? 2%?
34:47More.
34:485%?
34:49More.
34:507%? Are you out of your mind?
34:53100%.
34:55What? No one can give 100%. It's physically impossible.
35:00You gotta dig deep. You gotta go to the place inside you where you've never been.
35:05My soul.
35:06You need to have a soul in order to go there.
35:09No, no, no. I'm talking about in here.
35:11Now, try.
35:16That's good enough, right?
35:18No. Look at me. You can do this.
35:21Now, try.
35:24Harder.
35:29Harder.
35:30I'm dying.
35:33No. You're trying.
35:41I'm going to be the best, best friend that any best friend has ever had.
35:54Uh-oh.
36:03How am I supposed to get in that?
36:05Get in it? All you asked was if I had a valid driver's license to meet you at the DMV.
36:09You wanted a ride? I'm not a taxi driver, man. I'm in the middle of a lunch rush.
36:15Do you want restaurant-quality pizza in the comfort of your own home?
36:19Hello. I'm Speedy Gonzales of Speedy Gonzales's Pizza Riva, telling you that you can now enjoy my pizza in a frozen variety.
36:27But don't take my word for it. He's a real-life customer.
36:30Ahem. What do you think, sir?
36:32I like it.
36:34Cut!
36:36Pinky, you're overselling it.
36:38I told you you could be in the commercial, but you gotta pull back. You gotta play real.
36:42Let's take it again.
36:45What did you think, sir?
36:46I like it.
36:47Nope. It's not working.
36:49Senor Bugs, let me hear you say it again.
36:51I like it.
36:52That's it. Perfect.
36:53Sorry, Pinky. There's just something about him. I like ability factor.
36:57I mean, this guy's okay.
36:59But I wanna party with this guy.
37:04Let's take it again.
37:07Hey, Pinky. I'm sorry. Scooch to your left a little bit.
37:11Little more.
37:13Little more.
37:14Little more.
37:16Little more.
37:18Little more.
37:19Little more.
37:21Little more.
37:23How's this?
37:24Perfecto.
37:25Perfecto.
37:27Well, what do you think?
37:30It's pretty nice, I guess.
37:33Maybe I could put my hole over here?
37:35What are you talking about? You don't have to live in a hole. You got all this space.
37:38I don't know. It seems so big.
37:41I could help you decorate.
37:42Oh, it'll be fun.
37:43I have a really great eye. It's my left one. My right eye's just a regular eye.
37:47Oh, no, wait. I'm wrong. My right eye's my great eye.
37:50My left eye has x-ray vision.
37:52Hey, my eyes are up here, okay?
37:54I can totally see through that.
37:57How do you say taco in Spanish?
37:59Taco.
38:00Taco.
38:03How do you say burrito?
38:06Burrito.
38:07What? So Spanish and English are the same? That's crazy.
38:13Okay, let's see here.
38:14Today you did three jumping jacks, one sit-up, and half a push-up.
38:18Well, that's better than yesterday.
38:20What are you drinking?
38:22Energy drink. Gotta replace my electrolytes.
38:25It's root beer. Man, you gotta be serious about your nutrition.
38:28You gotta think of your body as a machine. Nutrition is the fuel.
38:31What's a typical day of food for you?
38:33Well, I start with a sensible breakfast.
38:35What?
38:36A bunch of powdered sugar on a hot dog.
38:38That's not sensible. That is insensible.
38:40What about lunch?
38:41Usually turkey sandwich on wheat.
38:43Okay, that's pretty good.
38:45I just deep fry that sucker and dump a bunch of powdered sugar on top.
38:49I'm scared to ask what you eat for dinner.
38:51I like a big dinner. Helps me sleep.
38:53I'll take a casserole dish or something big and deep.
38:56Pour about two inches of powdered sugar in there.
38:58A rack of baby back ribs.
39:00A layer of marshmallows.
39:02More powdered sugar till it's about yay high.
39:04Throw that dude in the microwave for about 45 minutes.
39:07Sprinkle with powdered sugar and serve.
39:12That's what you eat for dinner?
39:14Well, I supplement throughout the day with these protein bars.
39:18That's a tube of cookie dough.
39:23Look at him go. Look at that commitment.
39:25That's why he's the buffoon.
39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
39:32Pinky, you're supposed to be the dipper, not the DP.
39:35You're the man. Cathy's the woman.
39:37A woman unlike any I've ever met.
39:40Look, I'm flattered, but I'm also...
39:44Bugs.
39:45Señor Bunny?
39:47Bugs' mistress is actually just Bugs in a wig
39:50taking a dance class with Porky.
39:52Oh, right, he said that.
39:54I signed up to be Porky's dance partner,
39:56not to be the target of your incessant flirting.
39:59I mean, I certainly didn't help things by looking so beautiful.
40:02Beautiful? Who said you're beautiful?
40:04You did.
40:05I was just being nice.
40:07You're clearly the most unattractive woman in the class,
40:09so I was trying to make you feel better about yourself.
40:12It's called overcompensating.
40:16Claro que no.
40:17Unbelievable, this guy.
40:19Ay, mira, no te deje esta cosa.
40:21Este hombre hablando así.
40:37Meep, meep.
40:41Meep, meep.
40:46Meep, meep.
41:04Meep, meep.
41:15Meep, meep.
41:45Meep, meep.
42:04Meep, meep.
42:08Meep, meep.
42:15Meep, meep.
42:22Foist base carrots with melted honey.
42:28Simmer over slow fire for...
42:31Um, did you ever have the feeling you were being watched?
42:41Uh-oh, here we go again.
42:44Say, Mac, if I was you, I'd check the cookbook.
42:48You're turning me way too slow.
42:50You don't want me to get overdone, do you?
42:52Turn faster. Faster.
42:58Goodbye now.
43:02Well now, let's see what other culinary cuties I can concoct.
43:09Rabbit sandwich.
43:11Mmm, good, yeah.
43:14Eh, wait a minute, Doc. You're doing it all wrong.
43:17You should be eating moose, not rabbit.
43:20Huh? Moose?
43:22Sightly. Moose is the natural food of Tasmanian devils all over the world.
43:27Oh, how you catch a moose?
43:30Put me down and I'll show you.
43:32Now here's the moose's cave.
43:34I'll blow my moose whistle, they'll answer,
43:37then you rush in and bash them with that club.
43:40Okay?
43:41Uh, yeah, yeah.
43:57Aw, shucks, you missed, Doc.
43:59And maybe you should face south when attacking a northbound moose.
44:10Whistle.
44:20Wrecked my place, Willie.
44:22Well, two can play at that game.
44:30Service. Service, please.
44:32Yes, ma'am. What will you have?
44:35I'll have some baked lasagna on a glass,
44:39over the rocks,
44:40and a half a dozen medium rare truffles.
44:43This order will take a little while, ma'am.
44:46Take your time.
44:48Ah, he's gone. Now to get to work.
45:05Six, five, four...
45:07Oh, excuse me, ma'am,
45:09but you didn't order anything to drink.
45:18How's about a drink of oil,
45:20on the rocks, in a tall glass?
45:34Daffy, old friend,
45:36I'm going to give you a chance to clean up.
45:38And to start you off right,
45:40here's your only private office.
45:43Oh, you shouldn't have done it, boss.
45:46Sir?
45:47Oh, uh, it weren't nothing.
46:02Help! Help!
46:04Help!
46:29Help!
46:31Help! Help!
46:35Help! The bunny cat! The bunny cat!
46:37Help! Help! Help!
46:39The bunny cat! Help!
46:42How dare you! How dare you!
46:44Take that! And that! And that!
46:48And that!
47:05Help!
47:09Help!
47:18Ouch!
47:34Help!
48:04Help!
48:34Help!
49:05SOS
49:25Come in, Kurt!
49:26Kurt, Kurt
49:27S.O.S.
49:28Roger.
49:29Wilko.
49:30Over.
49:31Man, well, what are you made up for?
49:36Catch the fugitive from the dog store.
49:41Hey, what's the big idea?
49:44Give me that.
49:45Oh, no, I won't.
49:47Oh, yes, you will.
49:49Oh, no, I won't.
49:50Oh, yes, you will.
49:51Oh, no, I won't.
49:53Oh, no, you won't.
49:54Oh, yes, I will.
49:56Oh, no, you won't.
49:57Yes, I will.
49:58Oh, no, you won't.
50:00You take her, or I'll shove her down your throat.
50:04Okay, you big bully.
50:05I'll take her this time if you're going to be nasty about it.
50:08But I'm going to tell my big brother, and he'll fix you up, boy.
50:11Yeah.
50:12I guess I showed him.
50:14I guess he won't try to get away with anything with me again.
50:18I guess I, I guess I...
50:20Hey!
50:22No!
50:26Gee, kid, I didn't know you cared.
50:30I love you.
50:32No, no, don't leave.
50:34There's a beautiful Earth out tonight.
50:36I love you.
50:40You make me very angry.
50:43Very angry.
50:45Special delivery from Mars.
50:47Oh, goody.
50:48Another Uranium-Pil-36 explosive space modulator.
50:53Isn't that wonderful?
50:55Now we can blow up the Earth.
50:59Boom!
51:30What are you doing down here?
51:33Down here?
51:43Now the rings are falling.
51:45Hear the train a-calling.
51:47Mama, don't go mean.
51:49Hear that lonesome whistle blow across...
52:00You come back with my din and lunch.
52:06I'll smoke that screwy duck out of there.
52:10That's no way to light a fire.
52:12Here, rub these two sticks together like a really and truly woodsman.
52:16That's silly.
52:21You want to get your Indian suit, don't you?
52:24Of course I do.
52:30I'm Dr. Killpatient from the Board of Health.
52:32Where's the contaminated rabbit at?
52:34Oh, I'm greatly gratified to see you, Doctor.
52:37Okay, okay, where's he at?
52:39He's right in here someplace.
52:41Oh.
52:43Huh?
52:45Oh.
52:47Mews?
52:49Huh?
52:51Oh, Mr. Furry.
52:53Oh, Mr. Furry.
52:55Oh, Mr. Furry.
52:57Oh, Mr. Fudd.
52:59Come in a minute, please.
53:04Oh.
53:06Oh, my gracious.
53:08Why, uh, what's the matter, Fudd?
53:10Spots.
53:11I see spots before my eyes.
53:13Spots?
53:15Mm, that's bad.
53:16Spots, mm.
53:18Voice symptom of rabbititis.
53:20Tell me, Fudd.
53:21Do you feel any rabbit inclinations?
53:23Why, no, sir.
53:25What's two times two?
53:27Four.
53:28Three times three?
53:29Six.
53:30Aha!
53:32Multiplying.
53:34Yep, you're even beginning to look like a rabbit.
53:37Why, that's ridiculous.
53:39I don't look one witty bit like a rabbit.
53:42No? Well, get a load of yourself in the mirror, long ears.
53:56Hmm.
53:58Hmm.
54:00Hmm.
54:02Hmm.
54:04Hmm.
54:06Hmm.
54:08Dr. Gilpatient.
54:10Dr. Gilpatient.
54:12I'm a rabbit.
54:14Oh.
54:16Better have a look at your reflexes.
54:18Now, this one.
54:19Now, that one.
54:20This.
54:21That.
54:22This.
54:23That.
54:25Hey!
54:30Hey!
54:31You're not a doctor.
54:32You're that screwy rabbit.
54:41Get out of there!
54:47Come out of there, you bladder-spitting nuzzle-trapper!
54:51I hide you.
54:52That's going to cost you 400 pounds.
54:54Oh.
54:55And 35 shillings.
54:57Oh.
55:01Hey, Doc.
55:02What's that song you're playing?
55:04I like it.
55:06Dirty, shirted, battle-stramming crat.
55:10If this keeps up, I won't have anything left.
55:13I'll get rid of him and make it look like an accident.
55:23Oh, Mr. Bunny.
55:25There's someone at the door for you.
55:27Tell him to come back tomorrow.
55:29I'll be here all day.
55:31What?
55:32Oh, no, you're not.
55:34You're coming out right now.
55:36Out!
55:37Out!
55:38Out!
55:39Out!
55:40Out!
55:41Out!
55:42Out!
55:43Out!
55:44Out!
55:45Out!
55:46Out!
55:47Out!
55:48Out!
55:49Out!
55:50Out!
55:51Okay, Sam.
55:52It's all yours.
55:53Why, you...
55:54You wreck-a-pooper!
55:56Agent Frattin'-throwin'-mountain-bendin'-squatty!
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56:02Climbing-climbing-climbing!
56:03Phew.
56:04The Alps have got nothing on these stairs for climbing.
56:13Ooh!
56:14Ooh!
56:15Brat-a-frat!
56:16Brat-a-frat!
56:17Brat-a-frat!
56:18Brat-a-frat!
56:19Brat-a-frat!
56:20Open up!
56:21Shut the brats up!
56:22Don't move, you brutha-brats!
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