00:00Sir, India's Prime Minister Modi is on the line. He insists on speaking with you immediately.
00:10All right, put him through.
00:11Hello, Mr. Trump.
00:12What's going on, Modi?
00:13For God's sake, please get Pakistan off our backs. Do whatever it takes. Just make them agree to a ceasefire.
00:20Well, weren't you the one who kept saying, I'm enough to handle them? What's changed? Why are you panicking now?
00:27Sir, their jets have reached Delhi. Their missiles have destroyed our S-400 air defense systems and our air bases.
00:34All our posts in Kashmir have been wiped out by their bombings.
00:38Sir, do something, anything. Just make them stop.
00:42Didn't you say that if needed, Israel would step in and the US wouldn't have to? What's Israel doing now?
00:48Please, sir, Israel is getting batted just like us. One of their pilots has been captured by Pakistan.
00:55All their drones have been shot down. With slingshots, no less. Their weapons look pathetic in front of Pakistani firepower.
01:04Oh, wow. So it's gotten that bad? Try getting help from France.
01:08Sir, five Rafay jets from France have already been shot down. The French president says I humiliated them. And now they won't even take my calls.
01:19Then talk to Putin.
01:21CRDS-400, the air defense system that Pakistan destroyed was from Russia. Now they are in shock. I'm scared Putin might go public and back Pakistan outright.
01:30You people are a disaster. Fine. I'll talk to Pakistan about a ceasefire, but they'll demand Kashmir. What do I do then?
01:37We'll give them Kashmir if we have to. Just save us for now.
01:42Unbelievable. You've ruined everything. I was grooming you to stand up to China and you couldn't even hold your ground against Pakistan.
01:50Now I'll have to recognize Pakistan as the stronger player and work with them instead. You're all incompetent. Hang up.
01:56Prosilst!
02:01No, I've beenנה which has arrived at the same time.
02:12Right here, market.
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