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00:00:00you
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00:01:00Oh
00:01:30Hey
00:01:35Here's the DJ
00:02:00I
00:02:30Am sorry
00:02:32Carla, stop it!
00:02:34You are a genius!
00:02:36Why do you always laugh at these recording tests?
00:02:44Hey Carla, I wanted to ask if you arrived.
00:02:46I hope everything worked out.
00:02:52The flight was really bad
00:02:54even though I had my usual panic attack.
00:02:56But then everything went well.
00:03:00It's nice to be home.
00:03:02I love you.
00:03:08Salta is the most interplanetary of your Tinian Islands
00:03:10ideal for families and relaxation.
00:03:12Selena is fantastic!
00:03:14Even better than Ariana!
00:03:16What are you talking about?
00:03:18If it was up to me, it would surely be Ibiza.
00:03:20But you know my mother.
00:03:22I would like to have a mother like yours.
00:03:24Well, we'll drink to her
00:03:26for giving us the trip.
00:03:28Hey!
00:03:28Woo!
00:03:30Hey!
00:03:30Woo!
00:03:31Woo!
00:03:31Woo!
00:03:32Woo!
00:03:32Woo!
00:03:33Woo!
00:03:33Woo!
00:03:34Woo!
00:03:34Woo!
00:03:35Woo!
00:03:35Ha ha ha!
00:03:36Now we're totally free.
00:03:38Joshua, sorry.
00:03:39Totally free.
00:03:40Photo of the day.
00:03:41Try it again.
00:03:43Lavinia, help me.
00:03:45Ciao.
00:03:46Ha ha.
00:03:48Hey, we said we would constantly take photos.
00:03:50Everything and everything.
00:03:53Joshua, photo, friends.
00:03:56Sure.
00:03:58Where do you want the picture?
00:04:01Wo willst du das Foto?
00:04:04Was meinst du?
00:04:07Ganz süß.
00:04:08Weiß nicht.
00:04:09Er trägt einen Ring.
00:04:15Los, komm, Carla.
00:04:16Ja.
00:04:19Kann sein.
00:04:20Ich bin erst mal nicht erreichbar.
00:04:22Bis später.
00:04:22Ich finde ihn heiß.
00:04:27Er hat sicher einen großen.
00:04:32Denkst du, von hier aus sieht man nichts?
00:04:37Dann schau doch nach.
00:04:40So viel braucht es wegen mir gar nicht.
00:04:44Okay, I hope they are fine.
00:04:49Let me know if I can take some more.
00:04:51Du wirst ständig blöder.
00:04:55Schon immer gewesen.
00:04:57Langweilig.
00:04:58Nuttig.
00:05:00Nuttig.
00:05:01Hässlich.
00:05:03Voll süß.
00:05:04Oder nicht?
00:05:05Wie deine Assistentinnen.
00:05:07Ganz typisch, oder?
00:05:08Ist ja eben auch mein Profil.
00:05:09Madonna, nicht mal trinken hilft dir Dani.
00:05:11Ich muss dich nicht markieren?
00:05:13Vorsichtig.
00:05:14Meinetwegen, ich habe kompromittierende Videos von dir.
00:05:21Wenn er dir den Urlaub vermisst, ich habe Freundinnen vor mir.
00:05:41Er ist zwar eifersüchtig, aber er macht mich glücklich.
00:05:46Er ist älter, er hat dich voll um den Finger gewickelt.
00:05:50Ich entspanne jetzt, danke.
00:06:10Hey.
00:06:11Hallo, Liebling.
00:06:12Geht's dir denn gut?
00:06:13Fantastisch, ja.
00:06:15Haben sie dir wieder dasselbe Boot gegeben?
00:06:17Nein, es ist älter als das vom letzten Jahr, aber toll.
00:06:20Das ist uns ja noch nie passiert.
00:06:22Und der Skipper?
00:06:23Armlos.
00:06:24Mit den Mädels alles in Ordnung?
00:06:26Ja, ja, sie sind glücklich.
00:06:28Hier ist sie.
00:06:29Ciao Silvia.
00:06:30Ciao Charlie.
00:06:32Sie freuen sich so sehr.
00:06:33Und?
00:06:34Zufrieden mit der Reise?
00:06:35Ja, ja, sehr zufrieden.
00:06:37Ihr sterbt vermutlich vor Hitze.
00:06:39Kaum auszuhalten.
00:06:40Hör mal, schreib mir, falls ihr das jetzt was braucht.
00:06:42Ja, natürlich.
00:06:44Passt gut auf euch auf.
00:06:45Ja.
00:06:46Okay?
00:06:47Aber klar doch.
00:06:48Viele Grüße von Papa.
00:06:49Ja, ja, danke.
00:06:50Danke.
00:06:51Ciao, ciao.
00:06:52Bis dann.
00:06:53Tschau.
00:06:54Tschau, tschau, tschau.
00:06:55Ähm, wo sind die Tabletten gegen Seekrankheit?
00:07:00Hier.
00:07:01Aber du solltest fünf Stunden warten, bis du die nächste nimmst.
00:07:04Ja, aber ich pack das nicht.
00:07:11Mein Handy ist ins Meer gefallen.
00:07:14Scheiße, mir ist mein Handy ins Meer gefallen.
00:07:16Stop the boat, stop the boat.
00:07:17What happened?
00:07:18She lost her phone in the sea.
00:07:19Turn around, turn around.
00:07:21I don't know what you want me to do.
00:07:22Nein, jetzt diskutieren nicht.
00:07:23It's too late now.
00:07:27Ich nehme es zumindest mal auf.
00:07:39Hey.
00:07:44Los geht's gleich mit starkem Gefühl.
00:07:48Folgt uns auf unseren Abenteuern.
00:07:58Diese Insel ist so öde.
00:08:00Ihr wolltet ja nicht auf mich hören.
00:08:02Hier gibt's bestimmt überall Fake-Fonds.
00:08:03Gleiche mal so schön positiv.
00:08:05Ich bin nur objektiv.
00:08:06Und die Klassenbeste.
00:08:07Wozu man sie gezwungen hat ansonsten, wer weiß.
00:08:09Wäre sie ein Junkie.
00:08:10Wie nice.
00:08:11Das heutige Video hat bereits 30 Likes, Mädels.
00:08:1430 Likes.
00:08:16Die bist so alt für TikTok.
00:08:18Diese Scheißkerle.
00:08:20Komm schon, Dani, lass uns gehen.
00:08:22Foto.
00:08:23Komm schon, lass uns gehen.
00:08:24Na, guck mal einer an.
00:08:25So wunderbar leidenschaftlich.
00:08:27Genau so leidenschaftlich.
00:08:29Und bitte noch ein bisschen mehr wie Gigi.
00:08:31So.
00:08:32Und jetzt Belén.
00:08:34Los, Belén.
00:08:35Los, Belén.
00:08:36Los, Belén.
00:08:37Los, Belén.
00:08:38Los, Belén.
00:08:40Genau so.
00:08:41Sieht mehr nach Pornostar aus.
00:08:43So gefällt sie uns.
00:08:45Mach, mach, mach.
00:08:46Das hat doch was.
00:08:47Komm, gib alles.
00:08:48Gefällt's dir?
00:08:49Booty, booty.
00:08:52Zeig her.
00:08:55Sehr süß.
00:09:02Was sagst du?
00:09:04Soll das ein Witz sein?
00:09:05Du weißt doch, wie wir wohnen.
00:09:10So, it's about 850 Euros, because it's the latest model, so.
00:09:28No, it's too much.
00:09:30Maybe an older one, or used?
00:09:33Give them to your wife.
00:09:35Very good for course.
00:09:37And it's very cheap.
00:09:44She tells us that maybe they sell older models on the next island we go to.
00:09:55Ja, hatte ich kapiert.
00:09:56Thanks.
00:10:04Na, wie kann ich's kurz haben?
00:10:08Giovanni?
00:10:10Ganz süß.
00:10:11Er ist auch auf der Insel, das ist ein Zeichen.
00:10:13Zeig her.
00:10:14Warte gleich.
00:10:22Nur bitte nicht ausloggen.
00:10:23Ja.
00:10:24Geh übers Internet.
00:10:25Ja, ich lade die App.
00:10:26Ich lade die App.
00:10:28Hier ist es creepy.
00:10:30Kommt ihr mit zurück?
00:10:32Ciao, ciao.
00:10:33Ciao.
00:10:47Hey, auf der Insel konnte ich kein bezahlbares finden, aber du kannst mir so lange auf dem hier schreiben.
00:10:52Ich hoffe, das Konzert läuft gut heute.
00:10:54Nimm ein paar Videos ab und schick sie mir, okay?
00:10:56Ciao, ciao.
00:11:01Ich hab nur wenig Akku.
00:11:03Lass mich noch meiner Familie schreiben.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:09Sie war echt so doof, ihre Tasche mitzunehmen.
00:11:25Du solltest besser etwas trinken.
00:11:27Lavinia sagt, das verträgt sich nicht.
00:11:29Hätte sie aber auch vorher sagen können.
00:11:34Willst du, dass ich es ihm sage?
00:11:46Darf ich daran erinnern, mir ist das noch nie passiert.
00:11:48Den Test mache ich online und ich habe ein Backup.
00:11:51Was war das für ein Stück von Satie, was wir letzten Sommer gehört haben?
00:11:54Ich habe nicht so viel Gigabyte wie Lavinia, okay?
00:12:00Wir sind seit sechs Monaten zusammen und du warst die ganze Zeit nicht einmal mit uns aus.
00:12:04Warum sollte ich?
00:12:05Du würdest vieles begreifen.
00:12:07Dass er krank ist?
00:12:10Das Alleinsein macht dich echt oberflächlich.
00:12:14Er hat dir einen Song geschickt.
00:12:24Hör auf, gib mir das Handy.
00:12:26Hör auf, gib mir das Handy.
00:12:43Hör auf.
00:13:08Es tut mir leid, dass Jenny krank wurde.
00:13:11Sie war eifersüchtig, weil wir mit Lavinia aufs Boot sind.
00:13:15Oder sie war traurig, dass sie dir nicht überall die Zunge reinstecken kann.
00:13:18Hör mal, es ekelt mich an, okay?
00:13:20Oh Gott, ich kotze gleich.
00:13:26Außerdem bin ich nicht allein.
00:13:29Follower sind keine realen Personen.
00:13:31Was sagst du denn schon?
00:13:36Du weißt, dass ich dich liebe, oder?
00:13:39Was zur Hölle haben wir getrunken?
00:13:42Keine Ahnung.
00:13:44Wie? Du hast es angeschleppt.
00:13:46Na, und wie läuft es so bei euch? Erzähl doch mal.
00:13:49Gut, bestens.
00:13:51Sicher hätte ich lieber nicht allein geschlafen, aber...
00:13:54Ich sag doch, dass es mir leid tut.
00:13:57Wie geht es Carla?
00:13:59Wohl besser.
00:14:01Naja, eigentlich nicht.
00:14:05Sie sagte, dass sie eigentlich nie seekrank wird.
00:14:09Doch jetzt ist sie ziemlich seekrank.
00:14:11Und das ist ein Chaos.
00:14:13Diese scheiß Tabletten, daher...
00:14:16Hallo? Lavi?
00:14:19Hallo?
00:14:20Lavi, hörst du mich? Hallo?
00:14:22Verdammt, dieses Handy.
00:14:24Lavi, hörst du mich?
00:14:25Hallo?
00:14:26Nein, Lavi, ich kann dich nicht hören.
00:14:27Jenny!
00:14:28Gut, Schatz. Ich versuche es später von zu Hause.
00:14:36Für deine erste Story, das erste, was du postest,
00:14:40bekommst du immer mehr Views.
00:14:42Aus einem simplen Grund.
00:14:43Du musst bedenken...
00:14:44Na, denn sonst bist du mit einem Klick wieder weg.
00:14:48Nein, warte.
00:14:49Verstehe, klar, weil du ja schaust, dass Ciccio Bello,
00:14:52dann du, dann erst ist Cicci Chichirello.
00:14:55Eben, ich sehe dann nämlich immer nur das Erste.
00:14:57Wenn sie von Cicci Bello zu Cicci Chichirello gehen,
00:15:00müssen sie automatisch über deine gehen.
00:15:02Es passiert, dass sie nur eine halbe Sekunde hinsehen.
00:15:04Und dann...
00:15:05sich dann langweilen und keiner dich fickt.
00:15:07Was soll's?
00:15:09Ach, wie blöd.
00:15:10Ach, das ist traurig.
00:15:11Echt bitter.
00:15:12Aber es ist wirklich wichtig, immer zu schauen,
00:15:14wie viele Klicks das Zweite erhält.
00:15:16Und vor allem zu schauen, ob all die Leute,
00:15:18die die Erste anschauen, auch die Zweite.
00:15:21Möglichst.
00:15:22Möglichst nur eine Story am Tag einstellen,
00:15:24damit man sieht, wie oft sie geklickt wird.
00:15:26Oh nein, du musst zwei einstellen.
00:15:27Zwei.
00:15:28Schlauer ist es, zwei zu posten.
00:15:29Also, diejenigen, die sich die Zweite ansehen,
00:15:33sind deine besten Freunde.
00:15:34Freunde.
00:15:35Verstehe.
00:15:36Also, deine tollen Follower.
00:15:38Natürlich, klar.
00:15:39Follower.
00:15:40Nein, nicht Follower.
00:15:41Und angenommen, du stellst fünf oder sechs ein,
00:15:43sehen die sich dann alle an?
00:15:45Na, aber sicher.
00:15:46Das sind dann stalker.
00:15:47Das bringt es.
00:16:03Hey, ich kann nicht einschlafen.
00:16:26Es ist einfach zu heiß hier.
00:16:28Ich nutze die Nacht, um zu lernen.
00:16:30Ich hoffe doch, du schläfst besser.
00:16:32Wir sehen uns morgen.
00:16:33Tschau Tschau.
00:16:34Der Mechanismus des Universums sendet ein Signal aus.
00:16:41Ein Signal einer bestimmten Art.
00:16:44Das können magnetische Wellen sein.
00:16:46Er ist grünstig und hat einen Bau.
00:16:53Joschko, sorry.
00:16:54Photo friends.
00:16:55Hey, wir haben gesagt, wir fotografieren ständig alles und alle.
00:17:01I'm sure Kala didn't do much for you.
00:17:03It won't get any better.
00:17:05You just can't move.
00:17:07You see how beautiful Kala is, even when she's puking.
00:17:10Come on, Dani, leave me alone.
00:17:12I'm sorry.
00:17:28Hey, Kala.
00:17:30I'm sorry.
00:17:39You didn't delete it yet?
00:17:42No, with so many likes.
00:17:48You have a flat back.
00:17:50You should have disappeared in the sea with your puke.
00:17:53Sorry, but now I'm really disgusted with you.
00:17:58I'm sorry.
00:18:02I'm really sorry.
00:18:08You see that you often slip on his knees.
00:18:12I'm sorry.
00:18:16I'm deleting it.
00:18:18Don't you have anything else to say?
00:18:20These sexist comments disgust me.
00:18:30How are you feeling today?
00:18:33Sorry?
00:18:35Better, thanks.
00:18:37It takes a few days to adapt.
00:18:40Are you also from Rome?
00:18:42No, I live in Rome.
00:18:44Born near Ancona.
00:18:46Oh, I like Ancona.
00:18:48Montecornero is a special place.
00:18:51Yes, very beautiful.
00:18:55I have never been to Rome.
00:18:59It's complicated.
00:19:03I see.
00:19:09Where are you from?
00:19:15It's complicated too.
00:19:28Two messages from your lover.
00:19:31You should arrive in about 15 minutes.
00:19:33Great. I go get some cream then.
00:19:39Bye.
00:20:02Put your hand there.
00:20:04We do the heart like this.
00:20:06No, embarrassing.
00:20:10Madonna, what a heat.
00:20:15I like it.
00:20:17Do you hear the cicadas?
00:20:22Don't they relax you?
00:20:24Sometimes they seem to sing songs like ...
00:20:27Like?
00:20:29Well, depending on their mood.
00:20:31I'm going to swim. You too?
00:20:33No, I'll be right back.
00:20:35Good.
00:20:39I'll be right back.
00:20:49Delete it immediately, damn it!
00:20:53I would rather say we post it.
00:20:56What do you say?
00:21:00Let her decide.
00:21:02You are boring.
00:21:04It's just a video.
00:21:07What are you doing?
00:21:09Are you crazy?
00:21:11I'm going to show you,
00:21:13if I'm still mad at you.
00:21:24That's hilarious.
00:21:28You can't do anything without me.
00:21:30I'm sure we'll sleep better.
00:21:32I'll visit you in your dreams.
00:21:34I don't dream, Jenny.
00:21:36She's on you, she's on you, she's on you.
00:21:38Hey.
00:21:40Hi.
00:21:41Why don't you come?
00:21:43Oh no, you're so close.
00:21:45You would give me the ghost.
00:21:47See and marvel at the power of a positive answer on Tinder.
00:21:53Is it a little hot?
00:21:55So judging by a photo, yes.
00:21:57Oh, very hot, thanks.
00:22:00Well, have fun.
00:22:02Come on, let's eat first.
00:22:04Bye.
00:22:05Go ahead.
00:22:06Bye, Janina.
00:22:07Get bored.
00:22:08You too.
00:22:09Bye.
00:22:10Bye.
00:22:17Careful.
00:22:24Did you find out anything about him?
00:22:26What?
00:22:28Engaged, married, children.
00:22:31Why do you want to know that?
00:22:33In case the Tinder guy jumps off.
00:22:35What would you call him, daddy?
00:22:37If you ask me, he's much younger than he looks.
00:22:40In the sun, if you don't protect yourself, you look like you're 30.
00:22:43I think he's got something going on.
00:22:45No, the thought is disgusting.
00:22:47What don't you think is disgusting?
00:22:51He...
00:22:52He'll get one of the three of us.
00:22:54Lavinia, that's enough.
00:22:56It's true.
00:22:58He also understands Italian.
00:23:02You're really good when you want it.
00:23:05I know.
00:23:07Posted.
00:23:10Why?
00:23:11You should leave it.
00:23:13We're so hot.
00:23:15I meant it seriously.
00:23:17But you like it.
00:23:19Are you listening to me?
00:23:21Calm down again, okay?
00:23:23You can't always do what you want and think you're right.
00:23:26What are you talking about?
00:23:28About you damn egocentric woman.
00:23:30That's what the right one says.
00:23:32Come on, we were talking about men.
00:24:00I love you.
00:24:30Girls, I love you.
00:24:32Drink.
00:24:34Bravo, honey.
00:24:36Come on, drink.
00:24:38Come on.
00:24:4030,000!
00:24:4230,000!
00:24:4430,000!
00:24:4630,000!
00:24:4830,000!
00:24:5030,000!
00:24:5230,000!
00:24:5430,000!
00:24:5630,000!
00:24:5830,000!
00:25:0030,000!
00:25:02What are you cheering for?
00:25:04The first 30,000 followers.
00:25:10Guys, please be careful.
00:25:22Perfect photo with the star.
00:25:28That's so intense.
00:25:30That's so intense.
00:25:34Shit.
00:25:42Damn.
00:25:44Take a look.
00:25:52Hey, Carla.
00:25:54Is everything okay?
00:25:56Just a little bit sick.
00:25:58Should we go ashore?
00:26:00No, no, no.
00:26:02Come with us to the bay.
00:26:04Maybe later.
00:26:06Okay, as you wish.
00:26:10It's weird when she pukes.
00:26:12Boots are not her thing.
00:26:14He could have told her before.
00:26:16But that's not hers, is it?
00:26:22Is that good?
00:26:26That's power, bitch.
00:26:28That's power, bitch.
00:26:30That's totally crazy.
00:26:32That's totally crazy.
00:26:40I can still edit it.
00:26:42Yes, of course.
00:26:44It's a love story.
00:26:56I love you too.
00:27:26I love you.
00:27:28You made me a wonderful gift today.
00:27:30You are fantastic.
00:27:32You are a big family for me.
00:27:34I love you.
00:27:36And 30,000 kisses for all of you.
00:27:56Ciao!
00:27:58I'm LoveMe.
00:28:00Our video is going to be super exciting.
00:28:02Because I don't know what's going to happen.
00:28:04They told me I get a message.
00:28:06And I just have to do everything that's written in it.
00:28:12She's here.
00:28:14I'm so excited.
00:28:16Now I'll find out what's going to happen
00:28:18and what's written in this message.
00:28:20Oh my God.
00:28:26Oh my God.
00:28:36Ciao!
00:28:38I'm LoveMe.
00:28:40Our video is going to be super exciting.
00:28:42Because I don't know what's...
00:28:44What?
00:28:56What did you do?
00:28:58Wake up!
00:29:00You're hurting me.
00:29:02Do you want to ruin me?
00:29:04Ouch!
00:29:06You're a jealous slut.
00:29:08Jealous of who?
00:29:10Shit.
00:29:12Your followers took your sense of humor.
00:29:14It was a joke.
00:29:16You don't understand anything.
00:29:18That's what the right person is saying.
00:29:20I'm working with my image, okay?
00:29:22Stop it.
00:29:24That wasn't even on your profile.
00:29:30Yes, exactly.
00:29:32Do your usual scene.
00:29:34Should I make a video?
00:29:48Come on, LoveMe.
00:29:50Open up.
00:29:52Open up.
00:29:54I'm busy.
00:29:58Carla posted this.
00:30:00Did she have your phone?
00:30:02No.
00:30:04Then what about Skipper?
00:30:06She's totally upset.
00:30:08Honey, it's all positive comments.
00:30:10That looks stupid.
00:30:12Not at all.
00:30:14Be brave to let yourself be filmed while sleeping.
00:30:16You're my myth.
00:30:18We're always beautiful.
00:30:20We should all let ourselves be seen while sleeping.
00:30:22You should be grateful to her.
00:30:26But you can see this little bed.
00:30:28No, it's dark.
00:30:30Calm down.
00:30:50Is it difficult?
00:30:52No.
00:30:54Not too difficult.
00:30:56Do you want to try?
00:30:58Yes.
00:31:02Here you go.
00:31:08I'm sorry.
00:31:10I'm sorry.
00:31:12I'm sorry.
00:31:14I'm sorry.
00:31:16I'm sorry.
00:31:18I'm sorry.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:44This way.
00:31:48This way.
00:32:18Javi, you're in America.
00:32:20Not in Bologna.
00:32:22In the end, I'm the stupid one because I'm leaving?
00:32:26Javi.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:48Okay.
00:32:50Okay.
00:33:16What are you doing?
00:33:20Nothing.
00:33:24Please don't do anything dangerous.
00:33:26Calm down.
00:33:50Calm down.
00:34:20Javi.
00:34:22Javi.
00:34:24Javi.
00:34:26Javi.
00:34:28Javi.
00:34:30Javi.
00:34:32Javi.
00:34:34Javi.
00:34:36Javi.
00:34:38Javi.
00:34:40Javi.
00:34:42Javi.
00:34:44Javi.
00:34:46Javi.
00:34:48Javi.
00:34:50Javi.
00:34:52Javi.
00:34:54Javi.
00:34:56Javi.
00:34:58Javi.
00:35:00Javi.
00:35:02Javi.
00:35:04Javi.
00:35:06Javi.
00:35:08Javi.
00:35:10Javi.
00:35:12Javi.
00:35:14Javi.
00:35:16Where's Carla?
00:35:22What are you saying?
00:35:24A mushy.
00:35:26Exactly.
00:35:30It's artistic.
00:35:32I see differently.
00:35:38Did she leave because she was sick?
00:35:40Yes.
00:35:46You're going a little too far.
00:35:56Why don't you ask us if we want to come with you?
00:36:02These are my friends from before me.
00:36:06Yes, but please not now.
00:36:10Okay.
00:36:18Here.
00:36:2216 messages from him in the last hour.
00:36:24Don't think it's love.
00:36:26What is it then?
00:36:30He's a mental patient who still doesn't know what he wants at 30.
00:36:34At 30?
00:36:36Javi.
00:36:38Javi, you know where I come from.
00:36:42The elders put him in every hole that you keep open.
00:36:48Maybe he's different.
00:36:50I don't think so.
00:37:00And what kind of guy is he here?
00:37:02Well, he likes sports.
00:37:04Dogs.
00:37:06And surfing.
00:37:08He's the classic guy on Tinder.
00:37:12No, his photos are different than the messages.
00:37:14And what doesn't fit?
00:37:32I'm coming.
00:37:46I'll be right there.
00:37:48Everything's fine.
00:37:54And the sales?
00:37:56Good.
00:37:58Not great?
00:38:00No, it's good.
00:38:02You can't go far.
00:38:04I'm sorry.
00:38:06I had to come.
00:38:08You can't.
00:38:24I'll wait for you outside.
00:38:26Okay.
00:38:30Bye.
00:39:00Bye.
00:39:20Hello, everyone.
00:39:22I'm Loveme.
00:39:24Today is a special day.
00:39:26I was told I'd get a message.
00:39:28But I didn't.
00:39:30And I have to do everything that's in there.
00:39:32She's there.
00:39:34I took a full body sunbath with my girlfriend.
00:39:36Not a single white stripe.
00:39:38There's nothing to see at all.
00:39:54Not bad, is it?
00:39:58Not bad at all.
00:40:28I can't.
00:40:34I don't think I can pass the university entrance exam.
00:40:38It's not the end of the world.
00:40:40For me, it is.
00:40:46I don't feel like studying anymore.
00:40:48Finally.
00:40:52If I don't suggest something strong,
00:40:54the slut will overtake me.
00:40:56How many?
00:40:5829,300.
00:41:00Far away.
00:41:02But she has more comments.
00:41:06In that case, you shouldn't post anything.
00:41:12Do you have a picture of me that I can use?
00:41:14Take a look.
00:41:20Oh, shit. Help me.
00:41:26Take a picture of the fish.
00:41:30Tell him he's your mascot, Billy Pye.
00:41:34Right.
00:41:40You were alive.
00:41:42Now you're immortal.
00:41:44Little fish, Billy Baller.
00:41:46Hi.
00:41:50Say hello to Billy Baller.
00:41:52Hello.
00:41:54Oh.
00:42:00I'm sorry, guys, to interrupt,
00:42:02but the storm is coming,
00:42:04so I need to know if you're happy to stay here
00:42:06for a couple more days
00:42:08or if you'd rather leave tonight for Huar.
00:42:10Is it strong?
00:42:12Yeah. Hurrah.
00:42:14Okay.
00:42:24If we stay, we won't be able to go on for two more days.
00:42:26So we're going on, right?
00:42:28Maybe we'll decide together.
00:42:34I see it that way, too.
00:42:40Okay.
00:42:42Since you've decided what we're going to do,
00:42:44I'm going to need this.
00:42:54Okay.
00:42:58Hey.
00:43:24Four minutes.
00:43:30Three.
00:43:38Lie down.
00:43:40I can't move.
00:43:46Where are we?
00:43:48Between two islands.
00:43:50Can't we go back?
00:43:52No.
00:43:54If we go back,
00:43:56we'll be in bad weather.
00:43:58We're in the middle of the sea
00:44:00and don't know
00:44:02when we'll arrive.
00:44:04It was nice to make this trip
00:44:06with my friends.
00:44:08Daniela, please.
00:44:10Oh, shame.
00:44:12What is it?
00:44:14I don't have a net.
00:44:16You're stupid.
00:44:18She's drunk.
00:44:42Do you remember?
00:44:44The party in eighth grade?
00:44:46Yes.
00:44:48It was the first
00:44:50party together.
00:44:52Which one?
00:44:54The one where you took pictures
00:44:56with the older boys in the bath.
00:44:58After you had sex.
00:45:00The beginning of the ascent.
00:45:06Did I ever mention that it was one-sided?
00:45:12Seriously?
00:45:16No.
00:45:20You knew that?
00:45:22No.
00:45:24I would have told you,
00:45:26but you never asked me.
00:45:46I'm sorry.
00:46:16Bye.
00:46:46Bye.
00:47:10How do you feel?
00:47:12Better.
00:47:16Madonna,
00:47:18I barely slept.
00:47:20You?
00:47:22My back hurts.
00:47:32God, it's so beautiful.
00:47:42I'm going to bed,
00:47:44or I won't be able to pack tonight.
00:47:48Here.
00:47:50No.
00:48:14How now?
00:48:16And now hold still.
00:48:20Not too dark.
00:48:22Let me see.
00:48:24Like this, right?
00:48:26Like this.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:30Then I'll try.
00:48:32I'll try.
00:48:34But not too much color.
00:48:36Very subtle, please.
00:48:38I promise.
00:48:40Otherwise there will be trouble.
00:48:42Did you really do that?
00:48:44No, I looked fat.
00:48:46That's not true.
00:48:48I don't know why I did it.
00:48:50Bye, guys.
00:48:56I can't do this.
00:48:58Hey,
00:49:00what is it?
00:49:06I don't know.
00:49:08I don't know.
00:49:10I don't know.
00:49:12I don't know what to wear.
00:49:14Fuck, I'm panicking
00:49:16because of such a stupid date.
00:49:18Maybe you like him.
00:49:20And if he just wants to fuck?
00:49:22Only if you want it.
00:49:32I've never done it.
00:49:38What?
00:49:42I'm scared.
00:49:50Hey.
00:49:56It's okay.
00:49:58It's okay.
00:50:06Do you have a cigarette?
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:12Thanks.
00:50:18Lighter?
00:50:20We're fine, thanks.
00:50:22Have fun tonight.
00:50:24You too.
00:50:26There, take it.
00:50:32Girls, photo.
00:50:34But quickly, I have to go to the air.
00:50:36Come on, a little closer.
00:50:38No.
00:50:40Dani.
00:50:46Dear girls,
00:50:48to us,
00:50:50to our tits,
00:50:52and to the pub!
00:50:56Yeah!
00:51:02So.
00:51:04What the hell did you drink?
00:51:08What is it?
00:51:10Girls, come on.
00:51:12Here.
00:51:14I want a photo here.
00:51:16Here I am. I'm here.
00:51:18Go.
00:51:22This is for you, Marti.
00:51:24Hurry up.
00:51:26They're already filming me.
00:51:28Photo, photo, photo, done.
00:51:30Show me.
00:51:32I made some.
00:51:36Fucking shit.
00:51:40You finish it.
00:51:42What?
00:51:44The thing says I'm old.
00:51:46Let me see.
00:51:48Kala, kala, kala.
00:51:50Kala, kala, kala.
00:51:52How awesome.
00:51:54Great.
00:51:56Dani, Dani, Dani.
00:51:58The other one.
00:52:08I feel so bad.
00:52:10Come on.
00:52:16What else do you want?
00:52:18I want this one.
00:52:20The drone.
00:52:22Come on.
00:52:24We'll take a lot of photos with it.
00:52:26But you have one.
00:52:28The drone.
00:52:30You can take photos with it from above.
00:52:32We lie down and the drone flies over us.
00:52:40Dani, are you sure
00:52:42this is the right way?
00:52:44It says we're here.
00:52:46Take off your shoes and come on.
00:52:48I can't anymore.
00:52:50Not a good idea. You can't see anything.
00:52:52No, exactly.
00:52:54I should have waited for him and gone up with him.
00:52:56Kala, come on.
00:53:02We're almost there.
00:53:04Well, hopefully.
00:53:06Yes.
00:53:08Magitech.
00:53:16Magitech.
00:53:46Magitech.
00:54:16Fantastic.
00:54:18There's Manny now.
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00:57:34Hi.
00:57:36How was the club?
00:57:38Fun.
00:57:40Yeah?
00:57:42Mm-hm.
00:57:48Do you want a drink?
00:57:50Mm-mm.
00:58:04Mm-mm.
00:58:06Mm-mm.
00:58:32Progress.
00:58:36Mm-mm.
00:58:38Mm-mm.
00:58:48I don't understand.
00:58:54Yeah.
00:58:56Probably better.
00:58:58Why?
00:59:00Mm-mm.
00:59:04Because...
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:12Because?
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01:06:04Yoshko?
01:06:06Keine Ahnung.
01:06:11Meine Erinnerung an gestern fühlt sich an wie ein Traum.
01:06:14Ich erinnere mich an gar nichts.
01:06:26Du hast richtig gute Musik verpasst.
01:06:29Tut mir leid, in Discos halte ich's nie länger als zwei Stunden aus.
01:06:35Ich habe einen Spaziergang gemacht und traf da Yoshko.
01:06:42Leider heiratet er im September.
01:06:46Lavi drehte gestern auf dem Heimweg ein Video, was sie nicht hätte machen sollen.
01:06:53Welches Video? Mit dem Surfer?
01:06:55Nein, sie hat sich verirrt.
01:07:00Was meinst du?
01:07:02Dani, ich kapier nicht, jetzt sag schon.
01:07:05Nichts, das sagt sie dir besser selber.
01:07:09Geht's dir gut?
01:07:11Geht so.
01:07:14Ich muss dir etwas sagen.
01:07:19Oh, guten Morgen.
01:07:23Warum zieht ihr denn eigentlich alle so ein Gesicht?
01:07:30Das war Spaß, Lavi.
01:07:36Hey, was ist denn los?
01:07:44Dieser Typ hat mich bedrängt.
01:07:48Er tat mir weh.
01:07:50Was?
01:07:51Ich hab euch nicht gefunden.
01:07:54Alles meine Schuld.
01:07:55Nein.
01:07:57Ich geh schon.
01:08:23Was hast du dir da ausgedacht?
01:08:26So war es.
01:08:36Warst du bei der Polizei?
01:08:40Das pack ich nicht.
01:08:42Denk an Kai.
01:08:45Ich weiß, dass er dich liebt.
01:08:48Ich weiß, dass er dich liebt.
01:08:50Ich weiß, dass er dich liebt.
01:08:53Carla.
01:08:56Lavi, ich bin bei dir.
01:08:58Es ist zu schnell, es lässt sich nicht aufhalten.
01:09:00Es ist zu schnell.
01:09:07Du musst einen Weg finden.
01:09:10Verstanden?
01:09:13Okay.
01:09:16Ich habe etwas für dich gebracht.
01:09:19Der Sim ist schon drin.
01:09:22Danke.
01:09:24Bitte.
01:09:27Ich dachte, dir würde es hier nicht gefallen.
01:09:30Wunderschön.
01:09:46Wie geht es dir?
01:09:48Besser.
01:09:50Sicher?
01:09:53Ich lasse euch mal in Ruhe.
01:09:56Ich aktiviere es.
01:09:58Dann erzählst du mir alles, okay?
01:10:03Du redest jetzt sofort mit ihr.
01:10:07Okay.
01:10:10Du redest jetzt sofort mit ihr.
01:10:24Lavi, wo willst du hin?
01:10:32Du bist wirklich ein Stück Scheiße.
01:10:35I'm sorry, what?
01:10:40Wo ist sie?
01:10:42Ich schwöre dir, es war keine Angst.
01:10:44Ich schwöre dir, wir haben alles versucht.
01:10:46Warum hat sie das getan?
01:10:48Sie muss es löschen, verstanden?
01:10:50Hey, hey, what's wrong?
01:10:54Du Arschloch.
01:10:56Calm down, you, okay?
01:10:58Verschwinde.
01:11:00Why are you talking to me like that?
01:11:02Sex with a young girl and you are married.
01:11:05Es tut mir so leid.
01:11:07Let me go.
01:11:09Let me go.
01:11:37Lavi, let's go.
01:11:57Lavi, komm' zurück aufs Boot.
01:12:00Ich kann dich nicht hierher lassen.
01:12:04Ich habe es nicht auf Grunde getan.
01:12:07I don't know what you're talking about.
01:12:10I believe you, okay?
01:12:12Let's go.
01:12:14Come on.
01:12:18I love you.
01:12:20I love you.
01:12:22I love you.
01:12:25I love you.
01:12:34Carla, we have to stay together.
01:12:43Carla!
01:12:52Carla, let me in.
01:12:55Carla!
01:13:00I got what you deserve.
01:13:02Answer me!
01:13:04What is it?
01:13:05Do you know what kind of shit you made?
01:13:07Yes!
01:13:14Oh, dear.
01:13:16What the hell do you want?
01:13:18Damn, you're retarded.
01:13:20Yes, retarded, but I'm not as selfish as you.
01:13:24I'm sorry.
01:13:55I love you.
01:13:57I love you.
01:13:59I love you.
01:14:01I love you.
01:14:03I love you.
01:14:05I love you.
01:14:07I love you.
01:14:09I love you.
01:14:11I love you.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:15I love you.
01:14:17I love you.
01:14:19I love you.
01:14:21I love you.
01:14:24I love you.
01:14:31I love you.
01:14:33I love you.
01:14:39Guys, the last video documents the fact that while I'm abusing my vacation,
01:14:45someone probably had nothing better to do.
01:14:49that doesn't stop me from being who I am.
01:14:58Carla?
01:15:19Carla?
01:15:49Carla?
01:16:19Carla?
01:16:49Carla?
01:16:50Carla?
01:16:51Carla?
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