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Bande annonce "Maman, j'ai raté ma vie"

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00:00C'est parti !
00:30When I was 8 years old, you haven't been on one date since then.
00:32This is you worrying about me.
00:34You don't have to because I'm fine.
00:38Do you want to come on my trip with me, Mom?
00:39You want to drive cross-country with me?
00:43Yeah.
00:44No, it's, you know, we won't be gone long.
00:46It's only 8 days.
00:47I can't wait!
00:48Andy, I am so excited.
00:50All right, the adventure begins.
00:53Promise me you'll never pick up a hitchhiker.
00:55Promise I will never pick up a hitchhiker.
00:57Good.
00:58They rape.
01:00They're ready for your presentation.
01:01Oh, fantastic.
01:02Good luck, sweetheart.
01:03Thank you, ma'am.
01:04Nice to meet you.
01:06Exit highway in .51.
01:07What are you doing, Mom?
01:09Please, turn that off.
01:10Mom, get off the freeway.
01:12Like that?
01:12Whoa.
01:14You know, I think I'm going to drive from now on.
01:16Good idea.
01:16Do you have any rooms available for you and your lady?
01:20Oh, my lady.
01:21Andy, they have clip-on frog earrings.
01:24Oh, dude, don't wink at me.
01:26It's my mother.
01:26You insane.
01:28Look, there's a restaurant there.
01:29Does that say tapas?
01:31I love tapas.
01:33That's not what it says, Mom.
01:35Please don't sit near me.
01:37When you were a baby, your penis started to turn purple.
01:40I almost threw a pole over the table.
01:41You tell me if your penis started to turn purple again.
01:44My penis could literally grow an eyeball and I wouldn't tell you.
01:47Hi.
01:48If you can eat our 50-ounce steak in under an hour, you get it for free.
01:52You know how I can eat.
01:53Go!
01:54That's your mom.
01:55I would not lie about that.
01:57This week really didn't go how I planned.
02:01Yeah!
02:03I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon.
02:05I know.
02:06How long are we supposed to look at it?
02:08Ten minutes?
02:09Seems disrespectful to look at it from your list.
02:11But he'll know.
02:13That's a good point.
02:15It was the last time I was ever their daughter.
02:18What a nice chapter.
02:20He's a beautiful rider.
02:21It's okay.
02:22I picked up a hitchhiker.
02:25Hi.
02:25Well, I'll give you my number.
02:27Can you give us a call when you're in town?
02:28Yeah.
02:28You guys should probably keep in touch.
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