Romesh Ranganathan: The Cynic | movie | 2022 | Official Trailer | dG1fTmxwS3lEdXhIUTQ
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00:00We got a dog.
00:01I wanted to get a rescue dog.
00:02Has anyone here got a rescue dog?
00:04Well done.
00:05Congratulations on a great lifestyle choice.
00:07That's amazing.
00:08Well done for doing that.
00:09I wanted to do that, but I didn't.
00:10And let me explain why.
00:13I don't know if you've seen it.
00:14I don't know if you've looked for a rescue dog,
00:16but how it works is you go to a website.
00:18This is what happens every single time.
00:19You go to a website,
00:20you see a picture of an adorable dog,
00:22and then it will say,
00:23Crumble is looking for her forever home.
00:26She likes long walks and jazz.
00:30And can't wait to meet her BFFs.
00:33Right?
00:34And then in tiny writing at the bottom,
00:35it will say,
00:36We'll savage small children.
00:38Right?
00:39They all say that.
00:40Because they've had such a traumatic upbringing.
00:42They can't be around sort of little kids.
00:45Every single one.
00:46Gorgeous dog,
00:47favorite snack toddler.
00:49It's all I know.