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00:00:08See? I told you I look better here, didn't I?
00:00:10Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:12Of course I'm right.
00:00:14I know what's best for you, baby.
00:00:22Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:00:24Oh, okay.
00:00:26What?
00:00:28Oh, um, nothing. It's just
00:00:30I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:00:34Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid.
00:00:36And if I don't get paid,
00:00:38how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:00:40Right.
00:00:42Speaking of,
00:00:44as of next week we'll have been dating
00:00:46a whole year.
00:00:48Maybe we could do something.
00:00:50Well, we've been going out on dates
00:00:52for about a year.
00:00:54That's what I said.
00:00:56Well, that's not exactly what you said.
00:00:58I mean, you're not looking for anything serious.
00:01:00Right?
00:01:02What?
00:01:04Well, I mean, I'm trying to start my business
00:01:06and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:08I think that we're good as is.
00:01:12I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything.
00:01:14Right, babe?
00:01:16Yeah, right.
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:20Okay, well, I gotta go,
00:01:22so I will see you later.
00:01:24Mm-hmm.
00:01:34Adam!
00:01:36Oh, shit.
00:01:46Perfect.
00:01:48Wonderful.
00:01:56Uh-huh.
00:01:58Okay.
00:02:00Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing
00:02:06and put your hands in the air.
00:02:08Hands above your head.
00:02:10What the hell?
00:02:11Ma'am, if you don't cooperate,
00:02:12I'm gonna be forced to grab you.
00:02:13No, no, no, wait, wait.
00:02:14I'm not breaking in.
00:02:15This is my apartment.
00:02:16I live here.
00:02:17It's like three.
00:02:18What are...
00:02:19What are you doing?
00:02:20Oh, my God!
00:02:21I'm arresting you for breaking an entry.
00:02:23Oh, my God!
00:02:24This is my apartment, you lunatic!
00:02:25I live here!
00:02:26I don't know.
00:02:27Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:02:28Dad, check my phone!
00:02:29The lease is in my email!
00:02:30All right.
00:02:31We'll see about that.
00:02:32Email, huh?
00:02:34Where do I look?
00:02:35What do you mean?
00:02:36It's right at the top!
00:02:37Huh.
00:02:38What'd you look like?
00:02:39Yeah!
00:02:40Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:02:51For the record,
00:02:53credit card works better.
00:02:58Welcome home.
00:02:59Who are you?
00:03:00Jake.
00:03:01Apartment D.
00:03:02Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:03And you are...
00:03:04Noelle!
00:03:05Pleasure.
00:03:06Noelle.
00:03:07Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:03:20How about an apology?
00:03:21For what?
00:03:22Protecting and serving?
00:03:23That's...
00:03:24Kinda my job.
00:03:25Oh!
00:03:26So your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:03:29See you around, neighbor!
00:03:30You wish, asshole!
00:03:31Jerk.
00:03:32Who the hell does he think he is?
00:03:33You're under arrest.
00:03:34I live here.
00:03:35Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:03:36Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:03:37Tiki!
00:03:38Tiki.
00:03:39I'm so glad you answered.
00:03:40I don't appreciate you.
00:03:57here. Hi, I'm Shelley. Jakey, I'm so glad you answered. I just wanted to check in with
00:04:08you. I miss you. It's been so long. I miss you too, Aunt Shelley. Jake, I know these
00:04:13past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want you to live this
00:04:17way. You're practically a recluse at this point. I'm fine, Aunt Shelley, really. How
00:04:22about I come by? I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet. She's the daughter of my
00:04:26friend from swim aerobics? No, don't do that. I'm actually seeing someone. You are? Yeah,
00:04:34I didn't want to say anything. Didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in, so
00:04:40no need to set me up. Well, I can't wait to meet her. I'll pop by sometime. No, don't
00:04:45do that. She's, uh, shy. Nonsense. Ha!
00:04:53Oh, Shelley, I have to go.
00:05:01What are you doing in here? I heard screaming. I thought you were in trouble. Oh, it's okay
00:05:07for you to break in, but not me? Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't
00:05:13need me, so I'll just leave. Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's a spider.
00:05:23Uh, is that what all the festival's about? Yeah, I just can't. Here, I'll squirt him out.
00:05:33The spider now lives in a tree outside your window. I thought you were gonna, um, thank you.
00:05:53Truce?
00:05:59Look, I'm sorry about earlier. Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place and my training kicked in.
00:06:06Yeah, truce. You were right, though. I was being an asshole. Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent, it's consensual.
00:06:23You're cute when you're flustered. I'm not, I'm not flustered. You sure about that?
00:06:35Um, I'm seeing someone. Congratulations. Okay, yeah, so stop flirting. Me? Flirting? I'm just being friendly.
00:06:51Oh, we're friends now. I would say so, yeah. I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:06:57Oh my god, however can I repay you? You want a loan? A kidney?
00:07:01Actually... Seriously? That was a joke. Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:07What?
00:07:10Look, um, my aunt's coming to town and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.
00:07:16So you lied. Potato, potato.
00:07:21So what do you say?
00:07:22I just told you I'm seeing someone and you're a complete stranger. Why would I do this?
00:07:25But I'm not a stranger, though. I'm your neighbor.
00:07:29You're friendly. Handsome. Charming. Charitable.
00:07:35Lockpicking.
00:07:37Lockpicking, yeah.
00:07:41Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:07:43It's a long story about my aunt.
00:07:46She's really worried about me.
00:07:47She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:07:50Have you?
00:07:52Well, that's not the point.
00:07:55Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:07:57All you have to do is come over for one dinner,
00:08:00tell one little white lie, and that's it.
00:08:03You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:05Please.
00:08:07You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:09She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:13I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:15One dinner?
00:08:17One dinner.
00:08:21Fine.
00:08:23Great.
00:08:27Am I interrupting something?
00:08:29Adam, um, no, this is, um, this is my neighbor, Jake.
00:08:34Yeah, he was, um, helping me with a spider.
00:08:37Babe, I told you a million times, just kill it.
00:08:41I don't-
00:08:42If you need help, you can call me.
00:08:44Right.
00:08:46Well, I should probably go.
00:08:50That's a good idea, Jake.
00:08:57I'll see you later, Noah.
00:08:58I'll see you later.
00:09:20Hey, Taylor.
00:09:22Reynolds.
00:09:24I'm Reynolds today.
00:09:25Why so formal?
00:09:26I reviewed your closing numbers, and they're not where they should be.
00:09:29We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:09:31I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:09:34No.
00:09:36You're fixating all your time on this robbery case.
00:09:38And the chief told you to lay off it.
00:09:41It's not just one robbery case.
00:09:43There's a string of them, and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:09:46And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:09:49It's not about my damn ego, Taylor. It's about justice.
00:09:51Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:09:53Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:00Excuse me?
00:10:02Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:05I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:09That's what I thought.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11Now get back to work.
00:10:29Oh my god, Jake. I am so sorry.
00:10:31You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting since you moved in.
00:10:33Are you okay?
00:10:35I'm fine.
00:10:37Seriously, I'm fine.
00:10:41Um, I can get the coffee out.
00:10:43Don't worry about me.
00:10:45No, please, please, let me help.
00:10:46I'm really sorry.
00:10:48Just, um, yeah, come to my apartment.
00:10:50It'll just take a few minutes.
00:10:54Whatever you say.
00:10:55Okay.
00:11:03You know, I can just bring this over to you after if you wanna, you know, get changed.
00:11:10And this is the magic you're working?
00:11:12I don't think so.
00:11:14It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water.
00:11:17Works every time.
00:11:19You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:11:22No.
00:11:24I work in a bookstore.
00:11:26You know the one down on Main Street?
00:11:28How do you like it?
00:11:30Um, it's not exactly my dream, but, um, it's close, I guess.
00:11:36What's the dream?
00:11:38I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.
00:11:41I wanna be an archivist.
00:11:44Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:11:46Specific.
00:11:51How do you get a job like that?
00:11:53Uh, turns out it's not easy.
00:11:56Hence the bookstore.
00:12:02Well, if you ever change your mind about careers, you have an excellent future.
00:12:08Staying removal.
00:12:10You're flirting again.
00:12:12Can a friend compliment another friend?
00:12:14I think that's your door.
00:12:15Jake!
00:12:16Are you home?
00:12:18I should go.
00:12:20Thanks again.
00:12:21Mm-hmm.
00:12:22Mm-hmm.
00:12:23Jake!
00:12:24Are you home?
00:12:26I should go.
00:12:28Thanks again.
00:12:29Mm-hmm.
00:12:30What are you doing here?
00:12:31Where were you?
00:12:32Why are you shirtless?
00:12:33Don't worry about it.
00:12:34What are you doing here?
00:12:35What are you doing here?
00:12:36I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:12:37I know you had a rough day and...
00:12:38Like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without the chief's permission, but...
00:12:42Maybe I can help take your mind off of it.
00:12:43You know?
00:12:44The way I used to.
00:12:45Taylor, we can't do this.
00:12:46You know?
00:12:47Taylor?
00:12:48We can't do this.
00:12:49We can't do this.
00:12:50You're going to do it?
00:12:51Don't worry about it.
00:12:52I can't do it.
00:12:53I want to do it.
00:12:54I want to do it.
00:12:55I can't do it.
00:12:57You're going to do it.
00:12:58earlier i know you had a rough day and like i said i can't keep you on that robbery case without
00:13:04the chief's permission but maybe i can help take your mind off of it you know the way i used to
00:13:10taylor we can't do this sure we can we have many times
00:13:28nothing strange you try you're not right for each other i can't give you what you want
00:13:38you don't want me i don't know what i want taylor
00:13:43i never do
00:13:47you're an asshole i'm just being honest those are not mutually exclusive traits
00:13:54you know you can't close yourself off forever jake one of these days you're gonna wake up and
00:13:59realize just how lonely you are look taylor i'm sorry i really am i hope we can still be professional
00:14:08about all this look i know you don't want a relationship jake reynolds but i will be the
00:14:14girl that changes your mind just you watch
00:14:26hello mr saunders noel i need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today yes sir
00:14:42what an excellent use of my time and talent
00:14:46hi sorry i just meant to take my over shirt off um would you mind putting me in the direction
00:15:09health and fitness back right
00:15:11i was actually looking for tony morrison
00:15:16but uh it's good to know i come off as totally insufferable
00:15:21oh my god i'm so sorry i i assumed
00:15:26has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover
00:15:29uh
00:15:31uh tony morrison is right there
00:15:34thank you i appreciate it
00:15:36um i'll go this way
00:15:39oh sorry okay
00:15:39hey what's up babe i got the book that you wanted
00:15:46all right
00:15:48hello
00:16:06hey
00:16:16hey hey sorry i know you're at work but um i just heard from the university i'm sorry noel
00:16:23i can't talk right now i'm busy right yeah um okay but maybe we could like get a drink after work or
00:16:29or something i think it's gonna be a late night
00:16:33drink check
00:16:34oh my god i'm definitely getting a drink
00:16:40what the hell
00:16:47what the hell
00:16:49oh
00:16:56what the hell
00:17:09what the hell
00:17:11what the hell
00:17:15what the hell
00:17:19why are you in my apartment
00:17:32i'm trying to break in again
00:17:34actually this is
00:17:36my apartment because i'm really tired i cannot entertain right now
00:17:40i know we're gonna get you home i am home
00:17:42not quite
00:17:44hmm
00:17:45can i take it to your place
00:17:47yeah
00:17:49you smell good
00:17:52thanks
00:17:54come on let's go
00:17:56oh where are you going
00:17:58oh
00:18:00oh my god
00:18:01you're really strong
00:18:03i'll try
00:18:05noelle
00:18:12noelle this is my apartment
00:18:16you can stay here tonight though
00:18:18thank you
00:18:20my hero
00:18:22okay okay
00:18:24okay um
00:18:26none of that
00:18:28you don't want to kiss me
00:18:29you don't like me
00:18:34i do want to kiss you
00:18:37but not right now
00:18:39why not
00:18:41well because you're extremely drunk
00:18:44and also you have a boyfriend
00:18:47i don't have a boyfriend
00:18:50boys don't boyfriend me
00:18:53what about that guy i met
00:18:58good night
00:19:13hello
00:19:15we just fall into
00:19:19each other's
00:19:25morning
00:19:27good night
00:19:32hi
00:19:36a
00:19:46oh
00:19:47no
00:19:47no
00:19:48running
00:19:49Oh, my God.
00:20:19You've been really doing some great work.
00:20:33You should be proud.
00:20:35Keep it up.
00:20:35Damn it.
00:20:38What's got you so worked up?
00:20:40Uh, nothing.
00:20:41It's nothing.
00:20:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.
00:20:45There's another robbery on Main Street.
00:20:47They've got to be connected, Taylor.
00:20:49Let me take a look.
00:20:58Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:21:00No, just the front door.
00:21:02I mean, they might match the ones from last week.
00:21:05Good catch, Taylor.
00:21:07I'll get someone around the prints.
00:21:11I'll do it.
00:21:12You get back to your caseload.
00:21:15Is this punishment for the other night?
00:21:17Punishment?
00:21:18We'll be reporting you to the chief.
00:21:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:21:22You're assigned work.
00:21:24Who is it?
00:21:37It's me.
00:21:38Come on in.
00:21:40Um, hey.
00:21:43Hey.
00:21:44How you feeling?
00:21:44Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that, um, I'm sorry about last night.
00:21:52Don't worry about it.
00:21:54Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but, um, thank you for
00:21:59letting me sleep on your couch.
00:22:01Anytime.
00:22:02For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:22:05Oh, my God.
00:22:07That was a mess.
00:22:08You should have thrown me out.
00:22:11Actually, we're kind of cute.
00:22:16No.
00:22:17Oh, God.
00:22:18No way.
00:22:18No.
00:22:19So, you don't remember anything?
00:22:26No.
00:22:27No.
00:22:28God, isn't that embarrassing?
00:22:30Okay, so, um, I'm going to retreat to my apartment in shame now.
00:22:34What?
00:22:36Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:22:41Want one?
00:22:43Really?
00:22:45They're good hangover food.
00:22:51Mm.
00:22:53Yeah, that's amazing.
00:22:55It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:22:59She a good cook?
00:23:00Yeah, she was.
00:23:02I'm sorry.
00:23:03Oh, it's okay.
00:23:06I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:23:11Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it.
00:23:16Nah.
00:23:16I'm sorry.
00:23:18I tend to ramble, as you've probably noticed.
00:23:23I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:23:27It's a long time ago.
00:23:29Took a while, but, um...
00:23:32No, I like talking about her.
00:23:35Makes me feel like she's still here.
00:23:36I, um, lost both of my parents, as well.
00:23:46Both of them?
00:23:48Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:23:52You can tell me.
00:23:54If you want.
00:23:55It's, uh, kind of a heavy story.
00:24:04It's all right.
00:24:05Thanks for cooking.
00:24:25In time.
00:24:25Would your, um, would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:24:35I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:24:37Mm.
00:24:38Yeah, I know.
00:24:39I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:24:41Um, she's beautiful.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44She's your, is she your girlfriend?
00:24:47No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:24:48We just work together.
00:24:50Mm.
00:24:50Okay.
00:24:50We were friends with benefits.
00:24:57But that was a long time ago.
00:25:06What about your guy friend?
00:25:10Oh, Adam?
00:25:12I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:25:15Is he always so...
00:25:17Protective?
00:25:18I was gonna say controlling.
00:25:20Especially for someone who isn't your boyfriend.
00:25:26Yeah.
00:25:27It's complicated.
00:25:34What was that?
00:25:41First pipe.
00:25:42Oh my god!
00:25:43Get some towels!
00:25:45Yeah, it was crazy.
00:25:47The super says there won't be water or power for, like, at least a week.
00:25:50Maybe two.
00:25:51Jeez, that sucks.
00:25:53Do you need a place to stay?
00:25:55Yeah, yeah, no, that would be great, Adam.
00:25:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:25:59I'll give you his contact info.
00:26:02Right, right.
00:26:03Thanks.
00:26:04Of course, babe.
00:26:04I told you.
00:26:05I told you you could call me anytime you need help.
00:26:16I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:26:21Can't get your break, huh?
00:26:24Do you have some place to go?
00:26:25Yeah, no, I'll figure it out.
00:26:28Um, don't, don't worry about me.
00:26:30I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:26:31You can't stay here.
00:26:32No, I'll be fine.
00:26:34Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:26:39Do you want to stay with me?
00:26:42Really?
00:26:44What are friends for?
00:26:45Here we are.
00:26:53I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:26:56Not at all.
00:26:57Seriously, make yourself an elf.
00:26:58The place is all yours.
00:27:00Bathroom's right down the hall.
00:27:03Do you have everything you need?
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:11I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:27:15Can I go?
00:27:28Good, ma'am.
00:27:29Good night, Jake.
00:27:39Oh, sorry.
00:27:40I thought you were sleeping.
00:27:41All good.
00:27:42Need anything?
00:27:43Oh, yeah, I just wanted a glass of water.
00:27:47Want a beer, too?
00:27:51Eh, why not?
00:28:04What are you reading?
00:28:06Case files.
00:28:07It's been a string of burglaries.
00:28:09Hopper House.
00:28:11That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.
00:28:15This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street.
00:28:19Not too far away from where you work.
00:28:20Oh, jeez.
00:28:22I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:28:24What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:28:29In the act, I mean.
00:28:31In the act?
00:28:32I don't know.
00:28:34Here, let me show you.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:38If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:28:47Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:28:52In that situation,
00:28:54you're going to want to do two things.
00:28:58First thing,
00:29:03just wait for an opening,
00:29:04and then get them off balance.
00:29:06Woo!
00:29:09Good.
00:29:10That was really good.
00:29:11Yeah?
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:13You're a quick learner.
00:29:15Oh, you're a good teacher.
00:29:20Sorry, I'm probably, um, crushing you.
00:29:23I don't mind.
00:29:26Right.
00:29:27Right.
00:29:28Mr. Complicator.
00:29:35Yes, thank you for the lesson.
00:29:37It's good.
00:29:38Okay, weirdo.
00:29:42You want another beer?
00:29:44Oh.
00:29:45No, I'm pretty tired.
00:29:47I'm going to go read a book in bed.
00:29:49Sure.
00:29:50Okay.
00:29:51Goodbye.
00:29:52Good night.
00:29:52Good night.
00:29:52Good night.
00:29:58Jakey.
00:30:07Oneshellie, what are you doing here?
00:30:09I told you I'd pop by.
00:30:13You must be the girlfriend.
00:30:18That's me.
00:30:19Oh, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:30:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.
00:30:25All right, Aunt Shelley, let her breathe.
00:30:27Of course, of course. Silly me.
00:30:30Please, Aunt Shelley, take a seat.
00:30:32Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:30:33Yes, please, dear.
00:30:35Hopefully your lovely girlfriend's manners will rub off on you, young man.
00:30:39Believe me, I'm working on it.
00:30:41I like her already.
00:30:51So, Noelle, I want to know everything.
00:30:53What do you do, sweetie?
00:30:55I work in a bookstore.
00:30:57Don't be modest, babe. She has her M.I.L.S. degree.
00:31:00That's so impressive.
00:31:02I'm looking for jobs at university libraries.
00:31:05I want to make a real contribution to my field.
00:31:07Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid,
00:31:09I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving.
00:31:12You don't have to explain it to me.
00:31:14Practically the whole family's in academia.
00:31:16You should have seen Jake's parents' library.
00:31:19It was enormous.
00:31:21Oh, what was the book called?
00:31:22The Runaway Sardine.
00:31:24I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's impossible to find.
00:31:27Oh, I love that book.
00:31:28I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up.
00:31:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin.
00:31:34My son.
00:31:35You'll meet him at the wedding.
00:31:36Wedding?
00:31:37Jake, you didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:31:41Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit, but we have to go to work, so...
00:31:47Oh, of course.
00:31:48I'll see you after then.
00:31:49We can do dinner.
00:31:50What do you mean?
00:31:52Well, obviously I'm staying over.
00:31:54I came all this way.
00:31:56I'm gonna stay a few nights with my nephew.
00:31:58Oh, don't worry.
00:31:59I won't crowd you, lovebirds.
00:32:13This is fine, right?
00:32:15Yeah, uh...
00:32:17She needs the spare bedroom, so...
00:32:22We can make a barrier.
00:32:25Just a little...
00:32:31Great.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33I'm...
00:32:34Great.
00:32:35Yeah.
00:32:36I'm...
00:32:37I'm...
00:32:38so you think we convinced her yeah definitely hey lucky you didn't even
00:32:58have to kiss me wasn't so bad the last time last time
00:33:03uh yeah it's just um okay i don't know how to tell you this uh that night you came over
00:33:14really drunk you kind of grabbed my face oh my god oh my god only for a second though
00:33:20and then i pulled away i didn't want to take advantage of you it sounds like i took advantage
00:33:25of you no it's totally fine i'm so embarrassed hey don't be
00:33:31i liked it
00:33:34you did
00:33:36um this is okay right
00:33:55no no no it's not
00:34:14just hold on um i really like you it's um oh my god no i'm not rejecting you i'm not
00:34:27i like you a lot you're smart you're funny and i'm really attracted to you it's just
00:34:35what it's just that uh i got a lot of complicated going on right now and i don't want to mislead
00:34:44you so i just want to be clear if you're looking for something casual i'm your guy but
00:34:50i can't give you anything else
00:34:55fuck
00:34:59why does this always happen
00:35:05what
00:35:07men like me enough to want to be with me but never to commit to me
00:35:13no that's not it i swear
00:35:15oh let me guess it's not you it's me
00:35:19yeah they always say that too
00:35:25good night jake
00:35:40detective reynolds i hate to admit it but you might be right
00:35:44you might be right what happened there was another
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