Achmed Needs Jeff_s Help_ _ JEFF DUNHAM(720P_HD)

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00:00So, Achmed, if you're a terrorist, I would suppose you have some sort of specialty.

00:04Yes, I am a suicide bomber.

00:06Ah.

00:07So you're finished.

00:09What?

00:11You've done your job.

00:12No, I haven't.

00:14But you're dead.

00:15No, I'm not.

00:17I feel fine.

00:20But you're all bone.

00:21It's a flesh wound.

00:25Silence!

00:26I kill you!

00:30What the hell happened to my feet?

00:35Son of a bitch!

00:38What the hell?

00:39Oh, wait a minute.

00:40What the hell?

00:41What are you doing?

00:42What are you doing?

00:43What are you doing?

00:44Stop touching me!

00:53I kill you!

00:55All right, just hold on.

00:56We'll fix this.

00:57Okay, wait.

00:58What are you doing?

00:59Holy crap, I'm in the air.