00:00Girl, I don't believe him.
00:06Oh, he's a dog.
00:08Mm-hmm.
00:08Look at her.
00:10Meet Shantae.
00:12Ooh.
00:12Men are so predictable.
00:14You tell Miss Thang, you know the 411 on the fellas.
00:17Well, I don't want to toot my own horn, but baby.
00:21She never met her match.
00:23Would you like to dance?
00:24Yes.
00:25Until she met Keith.
00:27Damn.
00:27And I was looking good and suave and debonet.
00:33Like Denzel.
00:34Better.
00:36This fall.
00:37Shantae, isn't that Keith over there on the dance floor?
00:40Ooh, what you gonna do?
00:43I'm gonna go over there and say hey.
00:45Hey.
00:45The lines have been drawn.
00:47Love and war, maintain military silence.
00:50Shantae, baby's Keith.
00:51Give me a call, okay?
00:52You have 11 messages.
00:53That's what I'm talking about.
00:55The sides have been chosen.
00:57She ain't no amateur.
00:58Yeah, well, neither am I.
01:01And the battle of the sexes is going to be an all-out war.
01:05You know what I don't understand?
01:07No, I love you, girl.
01:08How a man can have a mouthful of gold teeth and be broke as hell?
01:12I'm real just lucky.
01:14Vivica A. Fox, Anthony Anderson.
01:17Does the back of my neck really look like this?
01:18Wendy Raquel Robinson, Bobby Brown.
01:21Ooh, ooh, ooh, Karen.
01:23Tamela Jones, Monique.
01:26Well, what is this?
01:27Oh, God.
01:28That's why we need some meat and potatoes.
01:30With Gabrielle Union and Morris Chestnut as Keith.
01:34I need to get back to being the player that I used to be.
01:37Play on, pop your cock.
01:38In a comedy that proves, when men start playing around...
01:42She's smart.
01:43She got a good job.
01:45And on top of that, she a freak.
01:47Women will even the store.
01:49Tommy, what are you doing here with Keith?
01:50You know he's my man.
01:51If he's your man, he's certainly not acting like that.
01:54Well, perhaps he would be if he didn't have a little hooch like you running behind him all the time.
01:58You want me to handle this for you?
01:59I've got the situation under control.
02:01I don't care. I ain't scared.
02:02You shouldn't have no idea.
02:03Because two can play that game.
02:06Women, they're some emotional creatures.
02:08Pretty soon, women are just going to be pulling these hand trips on us.
02:11And you know what's going to happen?
02:12We're going to be the ones changing the diapers.
02:14They're going to be sitting on our couch watching football on our Sunday, dog.
02:17Guess what's going to happen?
02:19This is much bigger than you, man.
02:20Bigger than me?
02:21This is way bigger than me.
02:22Woo!
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