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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:30One day, I will grow shard, Ethan.
00:00:50Oh, no.
00:00:51Help me, help me.
00:00:53The evil Star King's coming.
00:00:56Don't worry.
00:00:56I'll save you, nice mermaid lady.
00:01:13Okay, everybody up.
00:01:16Get up.
00:01:18Did you hear me?
00:01:23Every freaking morning.
00:01:25I'm not.
00:01:26I'm not.
00:01:52I'm not.
00:01:53Oh, Mary, Mary, I say get up, come on, come on, and no screens tonight, honey, you got
00:02:15that, I'm not going to forget that, that is one thing I'm not going to forget, it's that
00:02:20music, don't come in, didn't you set your alarm, God, I heard you, I'm up, I'm awake, I'm getting
00:02:27ready, okay, leave me alone, no, I'm not going to leave you alone, Timmy McPharaoh, oh, come
00:02:33on, you're going to miss the bus, honey, I can't drive you today, I actually have things
00:02:37of my own to do, come on, go to the post office,
00:02:5010,000 notes, oh my God, I'm throwing up, hello, it's birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday,
00:03:16mwah, what are you doing in my closet, and give me my camera, you better not have wasted
00:03:31any of this battery, okay, now get out, go, go, go, go, this better not show up anywhere,
00:03:39hi, you look nice, I hate what I'm wearing, well, are those a little short, thanks a lot
00:03:47mom, now my whole day's ruined, very dramatic, you look beautiful, I'm just concerned, you're
00:03:53not too short, and I'm wearing tights with them, honey, I'm just concerned because I can't
00:03:57save you today, maybe you should bring some jeans or something, well, I don't have any
00:04:01good jeans, if you don't have any good jeans, what about the ones we just bought, Lou, what
00:04:06about the ones we just bought, hi, Alex, um, how's it going, I'm making this video clearly
00:04:14because it's your birthday, and that's very exciting, and, um, I just want to wish you
00:04:18a happy, happy, happy birthday, and tell you how much I love you, and the whole band is jacked
00:04:25crazy, and just everyone is great, but you already know that, um, but, yeah, I just wanted
00:04:31to say happy birthday, oh my God, I cannot believe you put that in there, I'm peeing, I was
00:04:36literally up all night making that, and now I'm screwed, I have, like, a day, not even,
00:04:41I have six hours and three minutes to come up with a movie trailer for my film class, and
00:04:46you still have to help me, I, I was thinking, like, a montage, a day in the life of a high
00:04:52school kid, something easy to shoot, so it's like drama, you don't understand, I need this
00:04:57for my real, what am I going to show, colleges, my stuff on cartwheel, I'm never getting into
00:05:01a good film school, and then I'll be stuck here the rest of my life with my mom and father,
00:05:05and Joey will have moved out by then, and I'll have to work at the Thrifty Mart so I can afford
00:05:10gas to, to drive the car back that I borrowed to the Thrifty Mart, where all my co-workers
00:05:15are eating corn chips and beef jerky, and I'll also use that Stockway Jeff to star in all
00:05:21my sad little videos, because everyone else I know will already be at the place they end
00:05:25up, and I'm eating corn chips, with random people.
00:05:33Yo, quit it! Yo, quit it, man!
00:05:40Yo! Mr. Miyagi!
00:05:44You're too slow. You're too slow for me, stupid hashtag.
00:05:47Hey! No dogs allowed!
00:05:49Every day? Yeah, every day, man. Stupid hashtag.
00:05:56Go home, Carlos! Go home!
00:06:02Hey, you, you gotta be more careful this way, no one screwed it up.
00:06:13Well, you didn't tell me he was right behind me.
00:06:15Oh, hey, what up, Charlie?
00:06:17Hey, hey, Tallulah.
00:06:18Hi, Charles.
00:06:31James? James? Where are you off to Sir Lickety Split?
00:06:38Hey, Tallulah. I, uh, saw one of your music montages on Facebook last night.
00:06:42Oh. Not my best effort, I'm afraid.
00:06:46No, no, no, no. Hey, well, um, I thought it was really good.
00:06:52Yeah, uh, my friends in a band who, uh, they sound like, like them from, um, where I used
00:06:58to live. What's their name?
00:07:01Really, Charles? He's your friend.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:07Do you like it here?
00:07:08No, it's okay. Uh, still getting used to it, I guess.
00:07:14Well, your rival has made the lacrosse team happy.
00:07:18Which is probably hard to do, right?
00:07:21Sorry, love.
00:07:22Got a blow.
00:07:26Um, what the hell did she just say to you?
00:07:28Did she just proposition you orally?
00:07:31Gothic slut.
00:07:32And why were you on the bus today anyway? You were supposed to pick me up?
00:07:34No.
00:07:35Hey, Katie. Did you see me in street?
00:07:37Yes.
00:07:38Oh, hi, Emily. You saw me in street this morning?
00:07:40Uh-huh.
00:07:42Well?
00:07:44Look, I, I never said I was gonna pick you up, and she's not goth.
00:07:48Oh, God. Look at this, Charlie. You can get a sexually transmitted disease from gothic women.
00:07:53She's not goth.
00:07:55She's British.
00:07:56Are you kidding me? Do you know what British girls can get?
00:07:59Okay, look at this. Look at this.
00:08:01Oh, my God.
00:08:10Exclamation point. Exclamation point.
00:08:13Then you'd know that emo took the place of goth a long time ago,
00:08:17and scene took the place of emo, my fashion-blogging insti-queen.
00:08:22Sure, there's still girls like Holly who need a boyfriend to validate their high school existence.
00:08:27But these days, there's so much more here at Huntville High.
00:08:31That's right. It's no longer just popular kids, nerds, jocks, and stoners
00:08:35who gather in high school hallways across America.
00:08:41Sure, traditional social groups still exist.
00:08:45But with social networking, it brings a new, ever-changing assortment.
00:08:48Like, you can tell there's a freshman pretty easily because they all seem to think Uggs are still a thing.
00:09:05But by this time next year, many will have graduated over to the fashion bloggers.
00:09:10They drink their coffee black. It's very serious.
00:09:14Now, the fashion bloggers often overlap with the preppy popular girls.
00:09:18But if you look at how they punctuate their texts, you can definitely tell the difference.
00:09:24Don't let their pearl earrings and Lily Pulitzer lifestyle deceive you.
00:09:28These girls can be found either shoe shopping or puking in your living room.
00:09:32Check Vine for daily updates.
00:09:34Lacrosse is big here, but so is soccer.
00:09:37And, ironically, these teams compete with each other.
00:09:41But instead of black eyes and bloody noses,
00:09:43last season, these teams got into a huge Twitter fight.
00:09:47And while the subtweets were quite amusing,
00:09:49the coaches were forced to ban all players from Twitter for the entire season.
00:09:53Personally, I'd rather be punched.
00:09:56Others will end up here, among the MySpace leftovers.
00:09:59This is a dangerous group, because just one match can cause spontaneous combustion
00:10:04due to massive amounts of hair product.
00:10:07But you know what really irritates me?
00:10:09Here at Huntville High, the most popular girl in our school doesn't even go to our school.
00:10:14She doesn't even live in the same state, and she's the most popular girl here.
00:10:17Good morning.
00:10:26As part of Huntville High's new health initiative,
00:10:29cakes and cookies have been removed from all school menus.
00:10:33A bake sale will be held today to raise funds for the initiative.
00:10:37Surprise, people.
00:10:39We're having a quiz today.
00:10:40Sit down, Mr. Edwards.
00:10:42Okay, people.
00:10:49These questions will be familiar to those of you who actually listened this week.
00:10:53No, no whining.
00:10:56Riley, what's my motto?
00:10:58I'm a big baldy with a cow brand on my arm.
00:11:00Say it, Riley.
00:11:01Those who don't understand history are destined to repeat it this summer.
00:11:04I'm a big baldy with a cow brand on my arm.
00:11:06Say it.
00:11:08I'm a big baldy with a cow brand on my arm.
00:11:09I'm a big baldy with a cow brand on my arm.
00:11:12He, he, he Vangiloquisted me.
00:11:15These are Greek letters.
00:11:17Do you even know what Greece is?
00:11:24Yes, Kim?
00:11:25I'm feeling frightened and disturbed, Mr. Soma.
00:11:31Me too, Kim.
00:11:32Me too.
00:11:33People.
00:11:34That's Darvan.
00:11:35He's in a category I didn't mention because he's very rare.
00:11:38He's a super senior, meaning he's been a high school senior here more than once.
00:11:42Why didn't you tell me we were having a test today, Tulula Farrow?
00:11:44The flexibility of a quiz.
00:11:47Get started!
00:11:49Yo, Tulula Farrow, what's the answer, Tulula Farrow?
00:11:52Shh.
00:11:53Darvan, it's a surprise quiz.
00:11:55That's not even a surprise.
00:11:57Were you surprised, Tulula Farrow?
00:11:58Did you jump back and go, whoa, I am surprised at this quiz?
00:12:01While Mr. Soma's approach to education is somewhat aggressive, the science department's
00:12:06centuries-old Mrs. Smith has completely lost her faculties.
00:12:11She doesn't wear diapers or anything, but she's always very tired and always, always angry
00:12:16about labs.
00:12:18One day, she pointed to the ceiling and said to hashtag,
00:12:21You know where you're going, Miss Tara?
00:12:25And the hashtag goes,
00:12:26In school suspension, Mrs. Smith?
00:12:29And she looked at him, kind of crazy-eyed, scoffed, and said,
00:12:34No.
00:12:35To the moon!
00:12:37You're going to the moon!
00:12:40Though mildly confused by Mrs. Smith's uncharacteristic outburst,
00:12:45hashtag was totally excited.
00:12:46And so he realized, in fact, he was not going to the moon.
00:12:51To this day, whenever Mrs. Smith points her finger for any given reason,
00:12:56the entire class yells,
00:12:58To the moon!
00:13:03Hey, I have three hours and 12 minutes to upload, edit, and hand in my trailer.
00:13:10I think I got some good stuff, though.
00:13:13What?
00:13:14I even shot Mrs. Smith and hashtag.
00:13:17Yeah.
00:13:18Claire Bovary's moving here.
00:13:20What?
00:13:21The Claire Bovary?
00:13:24I feel like that sucks.
00:13:29Oh.
00:13:31Doesn't your mom get that I don't like mayo?
00:13:34I guess it's something about her dad's job.
00:13:36It seems odd, the most popular girl in our school might actually start going to our school.
00:13:40Look at your phone.
00:13:41I mean, everyone's talking about it.
00:13:43Why does everyone love her?
00:13:51Literally no one here has ever even met her in person.
00:13:56Except Josh.
00:13:57They so had sex.
00:14:01Yeah, they met at camp when he was like 10 and he hasn't seen her since.
00:14:05She lives in like Florida or something.
00:14:07Who?
00:14:08Claire?
00:14:08He could have still did it.
00:14:10He's barely pubertish now.
00:14:13Well, she's friends with everyone in our school because of him, so because of Facebook.
00:14:18Well, whatever.
00:14:20Josh still loves her.
00:14:21I love Josh.
00:14:21He was in my film class and he uses her name in like all his film titles.
00:14:29She don't Claire handle with Claire.
00:14:31His first one was like Claire Bear or something.
00:14:34Anna isn't a good name for titles.
00:14:35It doesn't even go with anything.
00:14:38Except banana.
00:14:39Oh, no way.
00:14:42No, they're mine.
00:14:43No, get off.
00:14:44Give me my birthday.
00:14:45I know.
00:14:46Hands off my birthday.
00:14:51Oh, come on.
00:14:52Oh, come on.
00:14:53Oh, come on.
00:14:55I gotta get it out.
00:14:57Come on.
00:14:57Jamie.
00:14:59No.
00:14:59I gotta shoot this.
00:15:00Oh, come on.
00:15:01The zoo fruit is made up of stealth, angry seniors who lost their lunch for budgers.
00:15:09They steal milk rates off the school delivery tracks and...
00:15:11Oh, no.
00:15:13If you're hit, if I say have a period, you're gonna smell like...
00:15:17Oh, my God!
00:15:18Oh, my God!
00:15:20Hey, out!
00:15:27Get out!
00:15:28Oh, my God!
00:15:28Get out!
00:15:30Oh.
00:15:30I'm really in your shape, though.
00:15:32Come on.
00:15:33You're tammy.
00:15:45Instie.
00:15:46Pot-pump bitch.
00:15:48Disgusting.
00:15:51Okay, settle.
00:15:52Settle, everybody.
00:15:53Settle.
00:15:54Please put your name on the scrap of paper you just received.
00:15:58I have a very big announcement.
00:16:00Very, very big news.
00:16:02All right.
00:16:03Two weeks ago, I assigned you to create a film trailer.
00:16:08Now, some of you have turned those in.
00:16:10Many of you have not.
00:16:13So, why do you suppose I assigned a film trailer?
00:16:18Anybody?
00:16:18Anybody?
00:16:19I will tell you.
00:16:20Because your final project will be to create a short film, a real film, whole film, beginning,
00:16:28middle, end, based on your trailer.
00:16:32Everybody say, holy Kurosawa!
00:16:33Holy Kurosawa!
00:16:34Holy Kurosawa!
00:16:36But there's more.
00:16:38The best three final films judged by me, and I encourage you to IMDB me, will be shown
00:16:45on the big screen at a real movie theater this June at the Community Arts Center's annual
00:16:51film festival.
00:16:52It is up to you, my brilliant young students, to find the true spirit of independent film.
00:17:04Now, every other one of you, please fold your piece of paper and put it in this can.
00:17:14Who?
00:17:15Who here will be the next genius?
00:17:19Did he mean me?
00:17:20Can I put one in?
00:17:21I'll be the next genius.
00:17:23Just put your name in, dude.
00:17:24Okay, start thinking, percolate your brains, documentary, music video, short narrative.
00:17:36What inspires you?
00:17:38What are you passionate about?
00:17:42Okay, now, those who didn't put their name in here, I want you to choose one out of there.
00:17:49That person will be your partner.
00:17:50But, and this is a big but, if I don't have your trailer by the end of ninth period today,
00:18:03I will not consider you for the film festival.
00:18:06Are you serious?
00:18:08No, you must learn, people.
00:18:10Production is pre-production.
00:18:12What is production?
00:18:13Pre-production.
00:18:14Correct.
00:18:16Nice of you to join us, Darvan.
00:18:18Please choose one.
00:18:19Thank you, mister.
00:18:21Mister...
00:18:22Shoot, sorry, I got a lot of you guys.
00:18:26So, Lula Farrow, I won you.
00:18:32Think about it, people.
00:18:34Hey, I got myself.
00:18:35That's so cool.
00:18:40I'll tell you what, Darvan.
00:18:42There are two things I love in this world, and making films is one of them.
00:18:46Am I the other?
00:18:47I have to be in that film festival, Darvan.
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:52And with you as my partner, I have half the chance of making it.
00:18:56You know, because some people care about stuff, Darvan.
00:18:58Hey, I...
00:18:59You see Josh over there?
00:19:01He's wearing Claire Flair.
00:19:03Of course, they'll win.
00:19:04She's friends with her very own teacher.
00:19:06And Obey Girl over there has a better camera than Martin Scorsese.
00:19:10That's his name.
00:19:11Scorsese.
00:19:12Yeah.
00:19:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:13Our teacher's name is Martin Scorsese.
00:19:17You smell like milk.
00:19:24Yo, Tallulah Ferro, wait up.
00:19:26We didn't even tell you, your boots are busted, by the way.
00:19:28It's time for some new ones.
00:19:29And that milk, you really stink, Tallulah.
00:19:31I'm sorry to say it.
00:19:32Forgive my bluntness.
00:19:33But you stink.
00:19:34You have to...
00:19:34Yo, Tallulah Ferro, you don't have to get all Gossip Girl on me.
00:19:38Dude, check it out.
00:19:40Epiphany just got an ISS from Miss Stacy.
00:19:42She's been on, like, a rampage since the milk fight.
00:19:45Hi, Darvan.
00:19:46So, yeah, you better watch your Alex birthday outfit.
00:19:51Wait, this is perfect for my trailer.
00:19:57ISS is in school suspension.
00:20:00Miss Stacy lives to get girls like me in ISS.
00:20:05Darvan, I know you're behind me.
00:20:07Please, get out.
00:20:09I'm being such a helpful partner to go with that role.
00:20:14Girls who care about how they dress come to the school wearing sweatpants over the real
00:20:18outfits and then pull them off at their lockers.
00:20:22They spend the rest of the day dodging Miss Stacy.
00:20:26Mostly, that means hiding behind each other.
00:20:29Usually it works, but other times...
00:20:31Yeah, I'm thinking of getting a hat, sort of a cap.
00:20:39Maybe they'll say security.
00:20:41Maybe not.
00:20:42They don't know that yet.
00:20:44She has favorites, and I'm not one of them.
00:20:46Darvan, you get to class right now, unless you plan on being here another five years.
00:20:50Hey!
00:20:50Okay, my secret lover.
00:20:52Darvan, please don't move.
00:20:54Darvan!
00:20:54Darvan!
00:20:55Get to class!
00:20:56Darvan, you move.
00:20:56I'll take a phone call.
00:20:57I'm not going.
00:20:58I'm not going.
00:21:00St. Darvan, you're so cute.
00:21:01What?
00:21:01Say, Darvan, you're so cute.
00:21:03Darvan, you're so cute.
00:21:08I saved you two, LaFero.
00:21:10I'm your hero.
00:21:12Gotta go find me a cape now, and a Batmobile, or maybe a supersonic dark arm.
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:18Or a Darvan.
00:21:22Dar!
00:21:25You said Dar-van!
00:21:29You just might be funny.
00:21:31I thought I told you to get to class, Darvan.
00:21:34Oh, oh, what do we have here?
00:21:38Hold on a minute.
00:21:41Girl.
00:21:44I believe those shorts break school rules, don't they?
00:21:49Really?
00:21:50I didn't think so.
00:21:52Charlie.
00:21:52Oh, I'll hold those for you.
00:21:56Let's see how things measure up.
00:22:00I suspect it.
00:22:03Clearly not regulation.
00:22:05Your mom know you're wearing this?
00:22:07Actually, miss, my mom bought me this.
00:22:09I think it's quite nice.
00:22:12Why would you insult my mom like that?
00:22:15What did you say?
00:22:16My mom.
00:22:19Who do you think you are, girl?
00:22:21Kate Middleton?
00:22:23Hmm.
00:22:23Rather lovely.
00:22:25Yes, but, um...
00:22:27Move a Pippa, Billy.
00:22:29A Pippa?
00:22:30How about ISS?
00:22:32Miss Pippa.
00:22:33Three days next week.
00:22:35But right now...
00:22:36It's school nurse for you.
00:22:42Move it.
00:22:44Keep going.
00:22:46Instie!
00:22:55What's wrong?
00:22:56What's wrong with that?
00:23:00If you don't like what you're wearing, it will ruin your entire day at school.
00:23:03It's sexist and unfair.
00:23:05The boys never get harassed for what they wear.
00:23:07Hello, this is Mary's phone.
00:23:08Please leave a message.
00:23:10Mom, where are you?
00:23:11This has been the worst day of my life.
00:23:14And it's Alex's birthday.
00:23:18Just...
00:23:19I only have 47 minutes left.
00:23:21Please pick up the phone.
00:23:23I can't go to class like this.
00:23:36It's not even ironic.
00:23:39Maybe it is a little.
00:23:40Geometry.
00:23:45Geometry.
00:23:46Blah, blah, blah.
00:23:48In this equation, we'll be using the new math.
00:23:52Blah, blah, blah.
00:23:55Now, don't use the old new math.
00:23:58Use the new new math.
00:24:00It's a little freaky if you're not used to it.
00:24:04A gifted Hunville art student perfected eyeball stickers about two years ago.
00:24:09And she's been selling them online ever since.
00:24:12Mr. Goldfarb thinks his students are really into geometry.
00:24:16Blah, blah.
00:24:16I guess it helps he's practically blind.
00:24:19Blah, blah, blah.
00:24:20Okay, let me just see what I have.
00:24:25And then I can put something together to just give him an idea.
00:24:32What?
00:24:34No, no.
00:24:35Yeah, I don't understand.
00:24:40I'm so sorry, math wizard.
00:24:42I just came to check on my new partner.
00:24:45Hey, Tallulah Pharaoh.
00:24:47Hey, I was worried about you.
00:24:50That's just messed up.
00:24:53Oh, my God.
00:24:54What are you wearing?
00:24:55Insti.
00:25:05Tallulah Pharaoh.
00:25:06Wait.
00:25:07Hey, hey, hey.
00:25:09Tallulah Pharaoh.
00:25:12Tallulah Pharaoh.
00:25:13We need to discuss our projects so we can be famous.
00:25:16I didn't make the trailer, Darvan.
00:25:17I spent too much time on a birthday video that got, like, 500,000 notes.
00:25:25500,000.
00:25:27But not one mention from anyone in the band.
00:25:31I'm just a stupid fangirl.
00:25:33And I don't have a camera and I don't have a trailer.
00:25:36You better tell our film teacher you need a new partner.
00:25:38What trailer, Tallulah Pharaoh?
00:25:42Don't we need to make the movie first?
00:25:54I'm trying to be very big to scare him, but I think he likes me now.
00:25:59Hashtag duh.
00:26:00Oh, my God.
00:26:30I don't know.
00:26:31I don't know.
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00:27:25What happened to you?
00:27:45Where were you?
00:27:46It was the worst day of my life.
00:27:48What happened?
00:27:50What's wrong?
00:27:54Hey, honey.
00:27:55Why don't you go hang out with your friends instead of staring at that computer?
00:27:59I guess I hate my friends.
00:28:01You love your friends.
00:28:02They suck.
00:28:03I want to move.
00:28:04Oh, yeah?
00:28:05Where?
00:28:07London.
00:28:08London.
00:28:09What are you doing?
00:28:14Mom, what do you have so much makeup on?
00:28:17Oh, do you like it?
00:28:18I had it professionally done.
00:28:19You don't know anybody in London.
00:28:21Some of my best friends are in London.
00:28:22They talk just like me.
00:28:24What?
00:28:26Is that why you couldn't pick me up from school today?
00:28:29You had to have someone do your makeup?
00:28:31You try to talk like them.
00:28:34No.
00:28:35On Cartwheel.
00:28:36I'm not even going to begin to explain it.
00:28:38We have similar blogs, similar interests.
00:28:40We like the same bands.
00:28:42Well, I'm getting a Facebook.
00:28:46I don't know how to respond to that.
00:28:48Are you trying to be the last person on Earth?
00:28:51No, I guess I'm feeling...
00:28:53Yeah, I'm feeling a little left out of things.
00:28:55Do you think I should get a professional picture taken?
00:28:59No.
00:28:59We make fun of people who do that.
00:29:01Why?
00:29:06Mom, there's an arch taking a selfie and this is not it.
00:29:09You look so cute in that.
00:29:12Aw.
00:29:13Um, I forgot that there was somebody who called who wanted your email address.
00:29:18I don't know anyone who emails.
00:29:20Paul, your film teacher.
00:29:21And I tried to find it, but I couldn't...
00:29:23I just didn't remember the secret password and your dad is still in the plane.
00:29:26Well, dad's pretty predictable.
00:29:27Oh, yeah, here it is.
00:29:29He just wants to meet before school on Monday.
00:29:31So, that's cool.
00:29:33Yeah.
00:29:34Okay.
00:29:39I bet I could guess the password.
00:29:41Let me see.
00:29:44Let me see.
00:29:51Yep, that's it.
00:29:53It's your birthday.
00:29:54There you go.
00:29:55Oh, it's my birthday.
00:29:56That's smart.
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:59Mm-hmm.
00:30:02Don't get mad at me.
00:30:04Joey.
00:30:04You hardly even use it.
00:30:06You have your phone, Tallulah.
00:30:08Joey, this is very personal.
00:30:11Each song on here says something about each year of my life.
00:30:15I love this iPod.
00:30:18It's...
00:30:18But you said you hate everything.
00:30:20Almost everything.
00:30:21Do you hate Jamie?
00:30:22Yes.
00:30:24Do you hate...
00:30:25Do you hate these?
00:30:27Yes.
00:30:28Do you hate this dog?
00:30:30Yes.
00:30:32Do you hate this backpack?
00:30:35Yes.
00:30:35Do you hate this pen?
00:30:37Yes.
00:30:40Do you hate this brush?
00:30:42Yes.
00:30:44Do you hate your room?
00:30:46Yeah.
00:30:47Do you hate me?
00:30:53Yes.
00:30:53I hate you so much
00:30:55that I'm going to give you fliesick.
00:30:58But you must take very good care of him, okay?
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:02Wait a second.
00:31:03Here.
00:31:13But Joey, this is Mermaid Lady.
00:31:17Uh-huh.
00:31:18She has boobies.
00:31:20I think I broke your camera.
00:31:22I'm sorry.
00:31:23Do you want fliesick back?
00:31:25No.
00:31:27No, I think it was the milk.
00:31:28I heard kids are putting poop on the computer now.
00:31:35Just taking pictures of it.
00:31:36Posting it.
00:31:38And you're always texting on the toilet.
00:31:40Maybe it's some kind of content or something.
00:31:41What?
00:31:44I said it's a new day, Lou.
00:31:46It's a new day.
00:31:48And don't worry, honey.
00:31:49Paul thinks very highly of you.
00:31:52And who the heck is that?
00:31:56What?
00:31:58I didn't know Musker so much.
00:32:00He did a morning driver's head.
00:32:07You may start the vehicle.
00:32:13It's okay, Kim.
00:32:15Take a deep breath.
00:32:21Mom!
00:32:21Now put on your blinker
00:32:22and move away from the curb.
00:32:25Don't get so close.
00:32:27I'm serious.
00:32:28Come on, Lou.
00:32:29Come on.
00:32:30What can I do?
00:32:30I'm a normal mom.
00:32:34I was messing with the driver's head student.
00:32:36She doesn't even see me.
00:32:41Did I kill something?
00:32:46What?
00:32:47You didn't check your mirror.
00:32:48You have a car right behind you.
00:32:50Bam!
00:32:50Like that.
00:32:51We're broadsided.
00:32:52I want to get out.
00:32:56I hate driving.
00:32:57I want to get out.
00:32:58It's the rules, you know.
00:32:59She did not abide by the rules.
00:33:02I understand.
00:33:03I understand all of that.
00:33:04But it's just...
00:33:06Look at this, man.
00:33:07Just look.
00:33:09Come on.
00:33:10I heard about the whole trailer situation.
00:33:14It's just not fair, Mr. Scorsese.
00:33:17I made it very clear when it was due.
00:33:19I...
00:33:19But...
00:33:20But...
00:33:20Tallulah Farrell is...
00:33:22Is so talented.
00:33:23She's your best student.
00:33:24Look what she can do.
00:33:25Look.
00:33:26Look, look, look.
00:33:27I don't even like this music.
00:33:29And she got all these kids listening to it.
00:33:31I appreciate you coming in.
00:33:34Oh, hi, Tallulah.
00:33:54Thanks for coming in early.
00:33:56I've got a big problem here.
00:33:59Can't you get down?
00:34:02It's our van.
00:34:03I've got to say, he's a very creative kid, and so are you.
00:34:07Your video...
00:34:08Who is it?
00:34:09All Time Low?
00:34:11It's extremely well done.
00:34:13And I've decided to accept it as your trailer.
00:34:16But with one condition.
00:34:19I would like you to film the upcoming Spring Talent Fest for the school's website.
00:34:28Really?
00:34:28Thank you, Paul.
00:34:31Thank you so much.
00:34:32Um...
00:34:33Yeah.
00:34:35That's what I wanted to do that night anyway.
00:34:38I mean, if someone asked me what I wanted to do the night of the Spring Talent Fest, I would say film it.
00:34:43Obviously.
00:34:44Well, you can thank your partner for that.
00:34:46Now, there's something else I want to tell you.
00:34:47You, of course, know who Tina Fey is.
00:34:51You mean Miss Norbury?
00:34:54Of course.
00:34:54I mean, she's the first female head writer of SNL.
00:34:57I respect her work so much.
00:34:59Well, there's a pretty good chance she's going to be judging the Film Fest in June.
00:35:03Oh, my God.
00:35:07I know.
00:35:08So, you're going to have to bring your best.
00:35:10And this is important to you, Tallulah.
00:35:12But it's also important to me and Huntville High and this video program.
00:35:16Oh, my God.
00:35:17I'm throwing up.
00:35:18You okay?
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:20All right, apparently she's very interested in emerging talent and especially emerging female talent.
00:35:29That's you.
00:35:32And listen, hey, even if it doesn't work out with her, don't worry.
00:35:35I do know people.
00:35:40God, has no one IMD beat me?
00:35:42Really, I've been involved in over 13 films.
00:35:4514.
00:35:45I'm an EP on your film, too.
00:35:47That's 14.
00:35:47It's so great.
00:35:53Good morning.
00:35:54The Procrastinators Club meeting scheduled for today has been postponed until Thursday at 2.30.
00:36:00I wonder what it's like to be a boy who gets to be with me.
00:36:06I wonder if I'm still growing.
00:36:09Tallulah is totally not a virgin.
00:36:13Hey, everyone.
00:36:15Did you see Holly's hickey?
00:36:17Ugh.
00:36:17My hair looks so fresh today.
00:36:21It should be illegal.
00:36:24Maybe Bulba Fett is alive.
00:36:28Yo.
00:36:31I want Mr. Soma to reprimand me.
00:36:34Hey, Tallulah, um, I wanted to make sure everything was okay, you know, the other day.
00:36:48That was, that was insane.
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:51Oh, nice milky white legs, Tallulah.
00:36:53I literally thought you were wearing white leggings.
00:36:56She's British, Holly.
00:36:59Not everyone is perpetually tan.
00:37:01Well, maybe she's like afraid of the sun or something.
00:37:03Yeah, like a vampire.
00:37:06Oh.
00:37:06Wait.
00:37:08What is that?
00:37:11Whoa.
00:37:11I'm like, drawn to you.
00:37:14It's so beautiful and bright.
00:37:17Hmm.
00:37:17Oh, my God.
00:37:23It's Claire Bovary.
00:37:24You guys, everyone, Claire Bovary has arrived.
00:37:30Oh, my God.
00:37:31Loser, Tallulah.
00:37:32I think I'm going to go now?
00:37:34My milky white legs are taking me this way.
00:37:37Ed, she's speaking fluent French.
00:37:40She's so smart.
00:37:41I can't.
00:37:46Did someone just mention Tallulah?
00:37:49Tallulah Farrell?
00:37:50I've been wanting to meet her.
00:37:51Ew.
00:37:52Why?
00:37:52No.
00:37:59Mom, I need a new camera for school.
00:38:02Uh-huh.
00:38:02It's for a really big project.
00:38:06Could be my future in film.
00:38:10Terrible.
00:38:11Remember that festival I was telling you about?
00:38:12Well, if I'm chosen, my work will be seen by very important people.
00:38:16Plus, my teacher asked me to film the Talent Fest, which is, you know, also a really big deal.
00:38:22So...
00:38:23I could put it on my college resume.
00:38:26Well, can't you use your phone for that?
00:38:29No.
00:38:30What?
00:38:30Honey, that's a very expensive camera.
00:38:32Meanwhile, look at this.
00:38:33My phone?
00:38:34Look at this.
00:38:35Do I really look like that?
00:38:37I look like a man.
00:38:37My face is shape-shifting or something like that.
00:38:40Hey, kid, has my face changed since I met you?
00:38:43You mean that time when I was one day old?
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:46When was Dad coming home?
00:38:48In about a week.
00:38:49You can call him, Joey.
00:38:50Hey, I have an idea.
00:38:55Toss on an old sweater, some boot-cut jeans, I'll take your photo.
00:38:59Okay?
00:38:59With my new camera.
00:39:00And you'll look so good.
00:39:02I'll barely have to Photoshop you.
00:39:03Perfect.
00:39:04So should it look like I take my own picture or not?
00:39:08Lula, you better not be on Cartwheel again.
00:39:12And did you do your SAT question of the day?
00:39:16So getting a tattoo.
00:39:18Not why you live here, you're not.
00:39:21Just listen.
00:39:22It would be so small.
00:39:25It's just lyrics in Alex's own handwriting.
00:39:29You're safe from the weight of the world.
00:39:32That's so cute.
00:39:34No.
00:39:35There's no way.
00:39:36You're underage.
00:39:37You need my permission.
00:39:38A tattoo is a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.
00:39:41Well, all feelings are temporary unless you remember them.
00:39:45So if I get one, I'll remember.
00:39:49No.
00:39:50You only remember that you had a moment, you don't actually feel the feeling again.
00:39:55Plus, it's low class.
00:39:56Well, then according to everyone, it's low class because all my friends are getting tattoos.
00:40:00I don't care what all your friends are doing.
00:40:03No.
00:40:05You have beautiful skin.
00:40:06Don't ruin it.
00:40:08I can't wait to get out of this house and do whatever I want.
00:40:12And then she's like, but you have beautiful skin.
00:40:14You don't want to ruin it.
00:40:15And I'm just like, Mom, I'm not Emma Stonewhite.
00:40:18If I was, I wouldn't even be doing this.
00:40:19Yeah, you're not.
00:40:21All right.
00:40:22First, apply this cream to your hands and feet.
00:40:24Knuckles, fingers, toenails, fingernails, and under your fingernails because those areas
00:40:27can get like four times darker and this cream will help protect them.
00:40:30Put on this hairnet.
00:40:31Here's a towel.
00:40:33Step into the booth.
00:40:34Put your left foot on the letter C and your right foot on the letter A.
00:40:36When the spray starts, scrunch up your face and don't breathe it in.
00:40:40Just do it like this.
00:40:40Keep your hands at your sides with your palms facing in.
00:40:45When the spray stops, turn a quarter of the way around until finished.
00:40:49There's a recorded message to walk you through.
00:40:51Your tan will darken over the next few hours.
00:40:53Are you ready?
00:40:57Jamie, don't leave me.
00:40:58Oh, hi, Petey.
00:41:08Are you ready for me?
00:41:10Oh, it'll just be a few more minutes, Holly.
00:41:11Someone's in there.
00:41:12But this is my usual time, Petey.
00:41:15Reserved just for me.
00:41:17Remember?
00:41:20Tallulah Farrow.
00:41:21Wait, so what's going, what's, what's happening now?
00:41:28I don't know.
00:41:29I'm really confused.
00:41:30You're supposed to listen to the robot lady.
00:41:31Well, there's no voice for you.
00:41:32Are you closer to her?
00:41:34Hold on.
00:41:34Okay, here I go.
00:41:35Okay?
00:41:36All right.
00:41:36All right.
00:41:37It's going really fast.
00:41:38Yeah, that's the machine.
00:41:39No, but it's too fast.
00:41:40Okay, well, how do you know?
00:41:42Are you an expert on these things?
00:41:42Your spray tan is pretty quick.
00:41:43I looked it up.
00:41:44Wait, it's going.
00:41:45Did you change the stick?
00:41:46Yes, I changed it.
00:41:47Yes, I changed it.
00:41:47Did you press the button?
00:41:49No, I didn't press any buttons, okay?
00:41:50You're supposed to be pressing all the buttons.
00:41:52I didn't touch these things.
00:41:53Oh, it's in my eye space.
00:41:55Jamie, this is so bad.
00:41:56Okay, don't touch up your face.
00:41:57You're touching up your face.
00:41:58You don't touch it.
00:41:58Okay, it's going to be uneven if you do that.
00:42:01What are you doing?
00:42:01I'm trying to defend this.
00:42:03I'm playing.
00:42:04You're kind of getting an uneven spray tan
00:42:06and that will look worse than this.
00:42:08I don't want to spray tan anymore.
00:42:11Stop texting me.
00:42:12God.
00:42:14I'm on my way.
00:42:15I have everything.
00:42:17Calm down.
00:42:18Oh.
00:42:20Oh, shoot.
00:42:22Listen, honey.
00:42:22I'll be home in five minutes.
00:42:24Everything is going to be okay.
00:42:27God.
00:42:29God.
00:42:31Is there something about life handing you lemons?
00:42:36Well, I can't believe you just said that.
00:42:38Thanks.
00:42:42Do I know you?
00:42:43Mary, it's Mike Bovary from Berner High School, Class 82.
00:42:49Oh, Mike.
00:42:52Hi.
00:42:53Yeah, I mean, I thought there was you in there,
00:42:54but I wasn't sure.
00:42:56Oh.
00:42:57Yeah, you look great.
00:43:00Really?
00:43:00Really?
00:43:01Oh, well, lemons are actually an excellent source
00:43:05of bioflavonoids and nutrients,
00:43:08and, well, thank you very much.
00:43:12Yes.
00:43:12Hmm.
00:43:15I'll be damned.
00:43:17Darned.
00:43:19Who puts a picture of his dog on there?
00:43:25It's cute.
00:43:27You're cute.
00:43:27Oh, hey, ladies.
00:43:31You look hot, Mrs. Sparrow.
00:43:33I do?
00:43:34I love your makeup.
00:43:36Okay.
00:43:37All right.
00:43:37Well, hey, how's it going up there?
00:43:39Tallulah said you have loofahs, right?
00:43:41Yeah, in the kitchen.
00:43:42Thanks.
00:43:42Got it.
00:43:43Thanks.
00:43:44Hey, Lou, I'm leaving.
00:43:46I'm going to go to that concert,
00:43:48the new concert place, The Space.
00:43:50And your brother's downstairs,
00:43:52so be sure to check on him.
00:43:54Lou!
00:43:57Okay, here I go.
00:44:01I'm leaving.
00:44:03You're going to have a great time.
00:44:05Woo!
00:44:07Amy, bye!
00:44:12So that girl, Claire,
00:44:14she's in my science class,
00:44:15and she's like,
00:44:16I love your blog.
00:44:17I've been following you on cartwheel for, like, two years.
00:44:19Yeah, Claire's pretty chill.
00:44:22Well, yeah, she's...
00:44:23She's probably not that chill,
00:44:25just everyone saying she's chill
00:44:27makes her, like, a bit chiller
00:44:28than she actually is.
00:44:31I'm not saying I'm completely chill,
00:44:33but I am considerably chill,
00:44:35so I am a pretty good judge.
00:44:36Mm-hmm.
00:44:37I should not have drank that much wine.
00:44:46I'm sorry if I said too much.
00:44:48Oh, no worries.
00:44:48No worries.
00:44:49The band drowned you out a bit.
00:44:51What?
00:44:51That's not funny.
00:44:52That's not funny.
00:44:54Sorry.
00:44:55Look, I don't remember the last time
00:44:56I danced like that.
00:44:58Oh, I was worried
00:44:59that's how you normally dance.
00:45:00I'm sorry.
00:45:00You keep setting me up.
00:45:02I can't help myself.
00:45:03I'm glad you had a good time.
00:45:04That's not coming up all.
00:45:04I know, it's so stupid.
00:45:06It couldn't have been more stupid.
00:45:07That's because I'm an idiot.
00:45:08You'll get to know that.
00:45:17Did you know the Equal Rights Amendment
00:45:19never became one?
00:45:21It was never ratified.
00:45:22It's not in the U.S. Constitution.
00:45:24It says right here
00:45:25that women still aren't covered
00:45:26by our Constitution the way men are.
00:45:30Don't you think that sucks?
00:45:33Not if we can have guns.
00:45:34I could burn my bra.
00:45:36It's kind of big.
00:45:38Dude, aren't you supposed
00:45:39to be looking for movie ideas?
00:45:40I want it to be the best film
00:45:42I've ever made
00:45:43and I think that's paralyzing me.
00:45:47I just wish I could meet them.
00:45:50Just for Alex
00:45:51and Jack and Ryan and Zach.
00:45:55The men have been approached
00:45:56and sucked so much
00:45:57and I could actually get
00:45:58into a decent film school
00:46:00and I wouldn't have to live here
00:46:01the rest of my life.
00:46:02My guidance counselor tells me
00:46:04that there is a college
00:46:05for everyone.
00:46:08Like, what would you even say to them?
00:46:10All-time low?
00:46:11Oh, yeah.
00:46:12Something really witty
00:46:13and intelligent.
00:46:15Something that doesn't imply
00:46:16I'm a scary fangirl
00:46:17but gives off more of like an
00:46:19oh, oh yeah, you're that band.
00:46:21I've heard a few of your songs before.
00:46:23You're not that impressive.
00:46:25So, try to impress me
00:46:27because I winged my eyeliner
00:46:28for this.
00:46:29I don't cut a few.
00:46:31Well, I heard Claire's dad's
00:46:33in the music business.
00:46:34Maybe Claire can help you.
00:46:35Yeah, she's so amazing.
00:46:37I was talking to her third period
00:46:38about that shampoo she uses.
00:46:40Her hair is so freaking smooth
00:46:42yet somehow also bouncy.
00:46:45No wonder Josh loves her.
00:46:47I don't love Josh anymore.
00:46:49I only like a percentage of him.
00:46:51I like the left side of his face.
00:47:00Well, it's still worth a shot.
00:47:09What was your very first album?
00:47:11Do you remember?
00:47:13Yeah.
00:47:14Yeah, Santana, Abraxas.
00:47:18Right, I'm not kidding.
00:47:19My dad worked at a record company
00:47:23and he'd bring home
00:47:24all these albums
00:47:25and that was my first.
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:29And then my brothers took it
00:47:31because it had boobies
00:47:31on the cover.
00:47:35I would have had you
00:47:36paid for Cat Stevens.
00:47:38Oh.
00:47:39Well.
00:47:40Yeah, he's messed up now.
00:47:42No, thank you.
00:47:42He's messed up now, though.
00:47:43Yeah.
00:47:44Yeah.
00:47:49Ew.
00:47:51Why didn't you shave your knee?
00:47:53It's my ass filter.
00:47:55If a guy only notices
00:47:56that one thing about me
00:47:57then he's an ass.
00:47:58Do the feminists
00:47:59know about filters?
00:48:01Yeah.
00:48:02I think so.
00:48:02Thorvan never answers my texts.
00:48:09I don't have a partner,
00:48:10I don't have a camera,
00:48:11and I'm orange.
00:48:12I'm never going back to school.
00:48:14Okay.
00:48:16Five minutes
00:48:17and you have to soak again
00:48:19in a loofah, Tallulah.
00:48:20I think you're trying
00:48:21way too hard
00:48:22to defend pop punk.
00:48:23Are you going to kiss me
00:48:32or something?
00:48:33What?
00:48:35Oh, God, no, no.
00:48:38Oh, God, no?
00:48:40Oh, God, no?
00:48:42I didn't, I just, no.
00:48:42What about the jeans
00:48:43and everything?
00:48:45I didn't mean it like that.
00:48:46Ugh.
00:48:46I mean, I was just
00:48:47going to say that
00:48:48there could come a time
00:48:51when, you know,
00:48:53he never comes back.
00:48:55I mean, even from candy.
00:48:58What?
00:48:59Who said that?
00:49:00Who told you that?
00:49:02My wife.
00:49:04My wife
00:49:05loved classic rock.
00:49:08Always hanging backstage
00:49:10with the bands.
00:49:12You know,
00:49:13then one day
00:49:14out of nowhere
00:49:15she just takes off
00:49:16with a country music star.
00:49:19That's insulting.
00:49:20Oh, yeah,
00:49:21that's insulting.
00:49:23That's insulting.
00:49:27She's been in Nashville
00:49:28for two years.
00:49:31Oh, insult on top
00:49:33of insult.
00:49:33Yeah.
00:49:35Now,
00:49:36the move here
00:49:37has been really good
00:49:37for Claire.
00:49:38But still,
00:49:39it's really hard,
00:49:40you know?
00:49:40I mean,
00:49:41I'd like to see her
00:49:43get angry.
00:49:44I really would.
00:49:45She just wants
00:49:48everybody to be happy.
00:49:51So I'm trying.
00:49:53I mean,
00:49:53you know,
00:49:53I'm really,
00:49:54I'm really trying.
00:49:56Yeah,
00:49:56that's all kids want.
00:49:57They just want
00:49:58everybody to be happy.
00:49:59I know.
00:50:02Have you ever heard
00:50:03of that band
00:50:03called All Time Low?
00:50:05Are you ever
00:50:08going to take that off?
00:50:11I'm getting ready
00:50:11for my oral report.
00:50:13Dad says
00:50:13if I practice a lot,
00:50:14I won't be nervous.
00:50:16He's going to help you
00:50:17when he gets home.
00:50:19A friend Steve's parents
00:50:20are getting a divorce.
00:50:22And his dad
00:50:23got another house.
00:50:24And Steve's going to have
00:50:25a room with an Xbox in it,
00:50:26so he'll have two Xboxes.
00:50:29Really?
00:50:30And his parents
00:50:32are getting a divorce, too.
00:50:34Mom's on a date.
00:50:35Somebody took her
00:50:35in a big car.
00:50:38Come here,
00:50:39Ben Franklin.
00:50:42Mom doesn't go on dates
00:50:43because she's married to Dad.
00:50:47She's at a show
00:50:47with some friends, silly.
00:50:52She wouldn't even know
00:50:53how to date.
00:50:54All I know
00:50:55is that there's
00:50:56a man's face
00:50:57on my forearm.
00:50:58What?
00:50:58What do you mean?
00:50:59Whose face?
00:51:00I don't know.
00:51:01I mean,
00:51:02possibly that guy.
00:51:04Oh, my God.
00:51:07Diane,
00:51:08Cat Stevens' face
00:51:09is on my forearm.
00:51:10Oh, God.
00:51:11It's got to be Henna.
00:51:12Is it Henna?
00:51:13Holy s***, Mary.
00:51:14Whoa.
00:51:15Don't tell from conversation.
00:51:17Hold on, honey.
00:51:18What?
00:51:18Hi.
00:51:19Hi.
00:51:20What's going on?
00:51:22You still orange?
00:51:23What the hell did you do?
00:51:25Well, I'm pretty sure
00:51:26we were out
00:51:27in Tommy tattoos
00:51:29around two last night.
00:51:31Oh, my God.
00:51:33Why do I keep rhyming?
00:51:35Calm down.
00:51:36Don't tell me
00:51:37to calm down, Lou.
00:51:39I'm the mother.
00:51:40Wait, you weren't
00:51:40telling me tattoos last night?
00:51:41Let me see you.
00:51:42Oh, my God.
00:51:45Why is Grandma
00:51:46on your arm?
00:51:49Grandma.
00:51:51You will never
00:51:52be my first tattoo, Mom.
00:51:53Mary?
00:51:54Oh, no, Diane.
00:51:58I think Jamie's sister
00:51:59is driving us
00:52:00to school early.
00:52:01Okay.
00:52:02And Joey's still sleeping.
00:52:04Sounds good.
00:52:05Good freaking parent, Dad.
00:52:07Diane.
00:52:07Diane.
00:52:12Now, Thomas,
00:52:14you ever wonder
00:52:14what the very last song
00:52:16you hear is?
00:52:17No, Johnson,
00:52:18I never wonder that.
00:52:19Oh, come on, man.
00:52:21Hey, boys.
00:52:22I need three
00:52:22light and sweet.
00:52:24You mean if I was
00:52:24listening to music
00:52:25in the car
00:52:26and got into a fiery crash?
00:52:27Yes, yes, like that.
00:52:29Good morning, Tallulah.
00:52:31Well, then,
00:52:31let's hope it's
00:52:32the Thomas song I hear.
00:52:34Oh, a wine, wine, wine.
00:52:35A Thomas,
00:52:36a wine, wine, wine.
00:52:37A Thomas,
00:52:38a wine, wine, wine.
00:52:39A Thomas,
00:52:40it's here, it's here,
00:52:41it's here.
00:52:42Welcome to Heaven,
00:52:43dear Thomas.
00:52:44God's been waiting
00:52:45for your Arabica beans.
00:52:46No, man, no.
00:52:47I mean before
00:52:48the angels sing.
00:52:49I never imagined it.
00:52:51Well, what if it
00:52:52just so happens
00:52:53to be the very same song
00:52:55as the very first song
00:52:56you ever hear
00:52:56in your life
00:52:57on this earth?
00:52:58Why do you think
00:52:59like this?
00:52:59All I'm saying
00:53:00is it could happen
00:53:01and I could marry
00:53:02your mother
00:53:02and you could be
00:53:03my son
00:53:03and Tallulah
00:53:04could be your babysitter.
00:53:06And I could use
00:53:07the work,
00:53:08but only if he was
00:53:08a little boy,
00:53:09much smaller, Johnson.
00:53:13A little
00:53:14Jonson.
00:53:16A little
00:53:17mini
00:53:17pee-pee.
00:53:19Thomas!
00:53:20Teeny-tiny.
00:53:22Stop it.
00:53:24Oh,
00:53:25you must be
00:53:26Alex.
00:53:29Tallulah
00:53:29is odd
00:53:30to me
00:53:30for making me laugh.
00:53:31Tallulah,
00:53:32it's a sweet name.
00:53:35Throw up.
00:53:36Anything
00:53:37could happen.
00:53:41I'm throwing up.
00:53:42I'm throwing up.
00:53:44Don't let her in.
00:53:45She's throwing up.
00:53:46Shut up.
00:53:46That's something
00:53:47she says a lot.
00:53:47You shut up.
00:53:48You shut up.
00:53:52Oh,
00:53:53my God.
00:53:54What happened?
00:53:55It was him.
00:53:55It was him.
00:53:57Who?
00:53:58He was standing
00:53:59right behind me
00:54:00and I didn't know.
00:54:01How could that be?
00:54:03And Thomas was there
00:54:04and Johnson was there
00:54:05and Arabica beans.
00:54:08Oh,
00:54:08my God.
00:54:08Shut up,
00:54:09sister.
00:54:09You're scaring the old people.
00:54:11Open the door.
00:54:12Do you really think
00:54:13I wouldn't know
00:54:14Alex Gaskarth?
00:54:15I even know
00:54:16his mother's maiden name.
00:54:17I know all their
00:54:18mother's maiden names.
00:54:19Get in the car.
00:54:20Take a breath.
00:54:22There you go.
00:54:22See?
00:54:23We're gonna have coffee talk.
00:54:25All right.
00:54:28It was him.
00:54:29It was him.
00:54:30It was definitely him.
00:54:32If there was just
00:54:33a photo of Jack
00:54:35and just a sliver
00:54:36of Alex's elbow
00:54:37was in there,
00:54:37I would definitely know
00:54:38it was Alex's elbow.
00:54:40Well,
00:54:40that would be because
00:54:41they're in the same band.
00:54:42Hey,
00:54:43shut up.
00:54:44You shut up.
00:54:44He was so cute
00:54:46with his little
00:54:47hoodie and his bed head.
00:54:49I couldn't think.
00:54:51I said throw up.
00:54:53I told him
00:54:56to throw up.
00:54:58What is that?
00:54:59Like a command
00:55:00or something?
00:55:01I just,
00:55:02oh God,
00:55:02I think I'm really
00:55:03gonna be sick.
00:55:04Do you want to know
00:55:05what a command is?
00:55:06Shut up.
00:55:07You shut up.
00:55:08You shut up.
00:55:09I can't go to school.
00:55:10I have to find him.
00:55:12Hey, dude, no.
00:55:13The dreaded
00:55:13Spring Talent Fest is tonight.
00:55:15You haven't even
00:55:16started making a film
00:55:16and it's due in like
00:55:17four days,
00:55:18six hours,
00:55:19and 22 minutes.
00:55:19You made that up.
00:55:21Hello, Tina Fey?
00:55:25Yeah, drink up.
00:55:26You used this to shoot
00:55:35the Spring Talent Fest
00:55:37tonight and then,
00:55:37you know,
00:55:38just hang on to it
00:55:38for your final project.
00:55:41You should have told me
00:55:42your camera was busted.
00:55:44What have you been using?
00:55:46Well, Darvan and I
00:55:48have been very hard at work,
00:55:49but I don't want
00:55:50to give away too much.
00:55:53But, uh,
00:55:54no iPhones.
00:55:55Yeah.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:57Thank you, Paul.
00:55:58This is so nice.
00:56:00I'll do a good job.
00:56:01Yes, you will.
00:56:12You really must be
00:56:13practicing a lot, Charlie.
00:56:15We've met only a few times
00:56:16and I'd say you're ready.
00:56:18I'm really nervous, Claire.
00:56:20I've never done this before.
00:56:21I'm so glad you kept it a secret.
00:56:23Don't worry,
00:56:25or you won't enjoy it
00:56:26when it's happening.
00:56:27Just relax, Charlie.
00:56:29Nothing could be more romantic.
00:56:33Carl's got squooshed!
00:56:34What?
00:56:35Great!
00:56:36Game Boy!
00:56:36Come back!
00:56:37Does Jamie know?
00:56:38No!
00:56:38No!
00:56:38No!
00:56:39No!
00:56:39No!
00:56:40No!
00:56:40No!
00:56:41No!
00:56:41No!
00:56:42No!
00:56:42No!
00:56:43No!
00:56:43No!
00:56:43No!
00:56:44No!
00:56:44No!
00:56:45No!
00:56:45No!
00:56:45No!
00:56:46No!
00:56:46No!
00:56:46No!
00:56:47No!
00:56:48No!
00:56:48No!
00:56:49No!
00:56:49No!
00:56:49No!
00:56:50No!
00:56:50No!
00:56:50No!
00:56:51No!
00:56:51No!
00:56:52No!
00:56:53No!
00:56:54No!
00:56:55No!
00:56:56No!
00:56:57No!
00:56:58No!
00:56:59No!
00:57:00No!
00:57:01No!
00:57:02No!
00:57:03No!
00:57:04No!
00:57:05No!
00:57:06No!
00:57:07No!
00:57:08No!
00:57:09No!
00:57:10No!
00:57:11No!
00:57:12No!
00:57:13No!
00:57:14No!
00:57:15No!
00:57:16No!
00:57:17No!
00:57:18No!
00:57:19No!
00:57:20Help! I need help!
00:57:37Help!
00:57:50Good morning. A friendly reminder. The anti-bullying rally will take place at noon today. Everyone
00:58:00is expected to attend, or else.
00:58:03Talula, wait up. How's it going? Did Jamie text you?
00:58:08No worries, love. Carlos is curiously well. Just a small fraction, a little shaken is
00:58:13all.
00:58:14Well, I'm happy for Jamie. It's really hard to lose a pet.
00:58:17So you're going to the Spring Talent Fest tonight, right?
00:58:20Well, looks, unfortunately. Cheers, Charles.
00:58:24Oh, well, see you there.
00:58:29Yeah. See you around, Charlie.
00:58:34Talula! I'm so glad we're lab partners. Did I just see you with Charlie? He's so nice.
00:58:41Hashtag! What do you think would happen to a can of shaving cream if you added liquid nitrogen
00:58:47to it?
00:58:48Um... Should I just go to the moon now?
00:58:54Yes. Claire?
00:58:56It would expand enough to fill an entire school bus.
00:58:59No way. No, that's not possible.
00:59:02Wanna bet?
00:59:03Thank you, Claire. I hope that gets you all a little excited about our next unit featuring
00:59:08nitrogen.
00:59:08Actually, the same result can be achieved using a conventional freezer. You just have
00:59:18to freeze the cans of shaving cream, cut the frozen blocks out of the cans, and then place
00:59:22them in a bus. Then walk away and let them thaw. It'd be amazing to witness, don't you think?
00:59:32I do a lot of experimenting at home. I like, like, Bill Nye the Science Guy.
00:59:37Yeah, me too. That dude is dope. Charlie has this friend, Josh, who I think is really
00:59:45cute. Wait. Wait, what? You don't know Josh?
00:59:52I know. It's like, crazy. He looks so familiar to me. I mean, I'm friends with him on Facebook,
00:59:59but I'm not not going to friend someone just because I don't know them. That's just mean.
01:00:03Hey, you know that girl Holly? She said if she sees me outside of Facebook, she's not my
01:00:10friend.
01:00:13That's ironic because she's on Facebook all the time. Like, she's 30 and at home with kids.
01:00:19Oh, Claire, don't be sad. She's just jealous.
01:00:26Your goggles are starting to fog up a bit and that's probably pretty dangerous right now,
01:00:31right? I see that. Claire, there's smoke everywhere. That's just, that's not...
01:00:37That's supposed to happen. That is supposed to happen.
01:00:42Tallulah? Are you on cartwheel again?
01:00:45What? No, I'm getting ready for the talent fest.
01:00:52Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ma!
01:00:56Work for tickets.
01:00:58Did you do your SAT question of the day?
01:01:01Ew! Ew!
01:01:04Who are you sending notes to?
01:01:06Come on, honey. Nobody's ever gonna see this.
01:01:09Once it's out there, it's out there! Gross!
01:01:13I'm going back to my room to literally throw up.
01:01:17Okay.
01:01:19Can you drive me to school, though?
01:01:21Yeah, sure.
01:01:22Yeah, so nothing on all-time low yet, but it was definitely Alex.
01:01:35Took me all day to stop shaking.
01:01:37Hey, you should get a balloon doggy for hashtag.
01:01:43Hashtag.
01:01:44Yeah. Hashtag.
01:01:48I don't loosen up.
01:01:50Is it because you saved your dog?
01:01:52Hashtag hero.
01:01:54It could be hot, you know.
01:01:56I gotta work on that.
01:02:00I'm gonna pee.
01:02:01Oh.
01:02:22It's a man overboard.
01:02:24It's a friend's band.
01:02:25They sound like man overboard.
01:02:27Dude, you gotta film this.
01:02:31Well, the night gets old, so I'm back again.
01:02:36The day just started, cause I'm up with my old friend.
01:02:39The fat, small, and funny Joe.
01:02:42Sitting like a sponge, letting everything soak.
01:02:45And I just got the nerve to get in the cage, so don't bite me now.
01:02:51And I just got the nerve to get in the cage, so don't bite me now.
01:02:56You made love tonight, it's the result of a fight.
01:03:00When you put your arms around me, the whole world's alright.
01:03:03And the day's worth of bitchin' goes down the drain.
01:03:06When you lay in my bed and pick my brain.
01:03:09Shut up, shut up, it's my turn to talk.
01:03:12Don't try and run before you learn to walk.
01:03:15Cause the day's worth of bitchin' goes down the drain.
01:03:18When you lay in my bed and pick my brain.
01:03:22I left my heart with my phone in my center console.
01:03:28I left my feelings with my wallet and my keys.
01:03:34I feel so stupid, cause I came here without anything.
01:03:40But I'm finally at ease.
01:03:48We made love tonight, it's the result of a fight.
01:03:51Put your arms around me, the whole world's alright.
01:03:54And the day's worth of bitchin' goes down the drain.
01:03:57When you lay in my bed and pick my brain.
01:04:00Shut up, shut up, it's my turn to talk.
01:04:03Don't try and run before you learn to walk.
01:04:06Cause the day's worth of bitchin' goes down the drain.
01:04:09When you lay in my bed and pick my brain.
01:04:13I left my heart with my phone in my center console.
01:04:19I left my feelings with my wallet and my keys.
01:04:23Check your phone.
01:04:24Fall out boy, on hiatus, all time low, the space!
01:04:29Oh my god, let's go!
01:04:31Mom, let's go!
01:04:32Mom, it's him.
01:04:33He's not that impressed.
01:04:34Oh.
01:04:35Dude, Alex is into the hamburger the size of Holly's head.
01:04:38I'd recommend I set her for anywhere!
01:04:40Oh, what about commenting on Alex?
01:04:42Jamie, that's the beef!
01:04:43I've unsteved this burger!
01:04:44Oh!
01:04:45Oh!
01:04:46Oh!
01:04:47Oh!
01:04:48Woo!
01:04:49Woo!
01:04:50Woo!
01:04:51Woo!
01:04:52Woo!
01:04:53Woo!
01:04:54Woo!
01:04:55Woo!
01:04:56Woo!
01:04:57Woo!
01:04:58Woo!
01:04:59Woo!
01:05:00Woo!
01:05:01Woo!
01:05:02Woo!
01:05:03Woo!
01:05:04Woo!
01:05:05Jack, just ain't seen the band in front of all these funny faces.
01:05:07Oh, it's so cute.
01:05:08That could still be an album cover.
01:05:10It's not on my phone, but isn't that the space limo?
01:05:13Wait!
01:05:14Stop the car!
01:05:15Stop!
01:05:16Nope!
01:05:17Lana's out here!
01:05:18Yep!
01:05:19Mm-hmm!
01:05:20Where are you going?
01:05:21Lana's out here!
01:05:22We're good!
01:05:23That's her aura!
01:05:24What?
01:05:39That's her aura.
01:05:43What?
01:05:47Salute the Pharaoh!
01:05:49Salute the Pharaoh!
01:05:51What the?
01:05:59Coming.
01:06:07Yo!
01:06:09Are you mad at me, Salute the Pharaoh?
01:06:13I couldn't just blow off my new job. Miss Stacy helped me get it.
01:06:16I do think that lady loves me.
01:06:20Face hat.
01:06:24How come you didn't tell me that?
01:06:26Hello?
01:06:27Hi.
01:06:28This is Dorvan, my film partner.
01:06:31Oh.
01:06:32Yeah, nice to meet you.
01:06:34You're very familiar.
01:06:36What? Really?
01:06:38Mm-hmm.
01:06:39Yeah, I guess I wasn't expecting someone to mature.
01:06:45Yeah.
01:06:47She means you don't look like a high school kid.
01:06:50Uh, that's because I'm in the 12th, 12th grade, ma'am. Nice to meet you too.
01:06:57Uh, has your husband in Canada?
01:06:59Canada?
01:07:00Oh, no.
01:07:01No, my dad's in California.
01:07:03California.
01:07:12Listen to me.
01:07:13What?
01:07:14I know where they're staying.
01:07:15I know what room they're staying in, and I know how to get in the room they're staying in at the place where they're staying.
01:07:21What are you saying? What does that even mean?
01:07:23Oh, sh-sh-sh-sh-shh.
01:07:24I have a plan.
01:07:25All right.
01:07:26Yeah.
01:07:27Yeah.
01:07:28All right.
01:07:29This is your big idea.
01:07:30All right.
01:07:33Yeah.
01:07:37All right.
01:07:40This is your big idea.
01:07:42No.
01:07:43We can get to that room from the roof.
01:07:50Yeah.
01:07:58Jimmy, no!
01:08:00Listen to their beautiful, melodic, underdeveloped voices.
01:08:13It's like a girl's voice.
01:08:20Durvan, it's them!
01:08:24Durvan?
01:08:25Spray me.
01:08:26It helps me suck more.
01:08:28Yo, like a big easy pass.
01:08:29You have to wet the plastic thingies so they stick.
01:08:31So you want us to help lower you down?
01:08:34Ah, it's real hard, but don't worry about me, Tallulah Pharaoh.
01:08:38This can't fail.
01:08:40I tied the rope to that thing.
01:08:44No.
01:08:45How can I fail?
01:08:52Whoa.
01:08:53This is higher than I thought.
01:08:58Steel, hold on to that rope with your lives anyways.
01:09:01If it slips, these plunges will save me.
01:09:04I saw it in the movie.
01:09:05I got it.
01:09:06I got it.
01:09:07I got it.
01:09:08I got it.
01:09:09I got it.
01:09:10I got it.
01:09:11I got it.
01:09:12Ah!
01:09:13Tallulah Pharaoh.
01:09:14I suck too much, Tallulah Pharaoh.
01:09:15I suck too much.
01:09:17I can't, I can't move.
01:09:19Durvan, don't panic.
01:09:20Just, um, use your legs.
01:09:23Okay?
01:09:24Now, try to break off the suction.
01:09:27And fend off.
01:09:28Fend off.
01:09:32Jamie, yank it.
01:09:33Yank it!
01:09:34I think I peed.
01:09:35Oh my god, he looks like one of those, like, plush toys stuck through the car windows.
01:09:39Just hang on, Durvan, okay?
01:09:41Uh-uh.
01:09:42Now, um, what do you see?
01:09:44What are they doing?
01:09:45Making, making phone calls, I think.
01:09:48Texting maybe.
01:09:49I'm so sorry.
01:09:51I'm so sorry.
01:09:52This was supposed to be our big action scene to the LaFerro.
01:09:56I hope they're not calling the cops.
01:09:58My TT's are stuck.
01:10:01My TT's are stuck.
01:10:05Oh my god, I have to insti this.
01:10:10Wait.
01:10:11Dude.
01:10:12Dude, someone already did.
01:10:16Yo, give me a knife.
01:10:18Oh my god.
01:10:19Altimo's gonna kill Durvan.
01:10:25Come on, Tallulah.
01:10:26It's just like in gym.
01:10:27I could never do those ropes in gym anyway.
01:10:29And if you're holding my legs, I'm just gonna fall.
01:10:32I can't jump.
01:10:36I can't.
01:10:37It's like two feet, Tallulah.
01:10:38Just jump.
01:10:39Durvan could be dead.
01:10:47Look at this.
01:10:48Oh my god.
01:10:49We can't take these.
01:10:51Jamie.
01:10:52There's a million of them.
01:10:53They'll never know.
01:10:55Come on.
01:10:57Oh my god.
01:10:58I'm throwing up.
01:10:59Really?
01:11:00Damn it, Jamie.
01:11:01Theoretic vomit.
01:11:02Per usual.
01:11:04I can't meet my favorite band in the entire universe wearing this.
01:11:07Do you think this is Alex's pillow?
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:11You think this is Alex's girlfriend's?
01:11:12Don't touch that.
01:11:13Don't.
01:11:14Don't.
01:11:15Don't.
01:11:16Listen up.
01:11:17Don't you need something to wear?
01:11:18That's just creepy.
01:11:19That is so...
01:11:20That is so cute.
01:11:22How are we gonna get there?
01:11:23Tell your mom?
01:11:24No.
01:11:25Seriously.
01:11:26The concert starts in like 30 minutes.
01:11:27If we're going backstage, we basically have to be there now.
01:11:29Maybe you should call your sister.
01:11:30Hervan?
01:11:31We almost thought you were dead!
01:11:32No.
01:11:33Talouba Faro!
01:11:34I'm not almost dead.
01:11:35I'm not dead.
01:11:36I'm not dead.
01:11:37I'm dead.
01:11:38I'm dead.
01:11:39You're dead.
01:11:40You're dead.
01:11:41You're dead.
01:11:42You're dead.
01:11:43You're dead.
01:11:44Why?
01:11:45How are we gonna get there?
01:11:46Tell your mom?
01:11:47Seriously.
01:11:49The concert starts in like 30 minutes.
01:11:51If we're going backstage, we basically have to be there now.
01:11:53Maybe you should call your sister.
01:11:54Hervan?
01:11:56We almost thought you were dead.
01:11:57No.
01:11:58Talouba Faro.
01:11:59I am not almost dead.
01:12:01They saved me, Alex or Jack.
01:12:03They look so much alike.
01:12:05And I just kind of go, hey.
01:12:06And they go, hey.
01:12:09They look nothing alike.
01:12:11What happened?
01:12:13Get in, get in.
01:12:19Yo, they were late for the space place,
01:12:21so they were kind of happy to see me.
01:12:23I knew they wouldn't kill you.
01:12:25All Time Low is not like that.
01:12:27Yeah, but that Vinny Vegas is one angry merch guy.
01:12:29He could have killed me, Tallulah Pharaoh.
01:12:32Tallulah!
01:12:33I'm friends!
01:12:34Hi!
01:12:35I'm so glad you're here.
01:12:37Have you ever been backstage?
01:12:38Come on, my dad always the thing.
01:12:59I'm so glad you're here.
01:13:11He's cause...
01:13:14But I don't know where...
01:14:50It was literally the best night of my life.
01:15:10Claire's dad, he helped us, he let us film it, and I'm right there, and then Alex was
01:15:15right there, so there's like very close proximity, and he even remembered me from Jamaican Coffee
01:15:20Cafe, and he said he'd like throw up, and I swear he was like kind of looking at me
01:15:26when he was singing Remembering Sunday, so...
01:15:29Well, I'm sure you're not the first girl who thinks that the singer of her favorite band
01:15:35is singing to her, but that Charlie kid was definitely singing to you.
01:15:39Did I ever tell you about the time that I danced on stage with the Good Rats?
01:15:47The Good Rats.
01:15:49Man, that was so stupid.
01:15:50That was about your age.
01:15:53I feel like whenever you talk about your life, it's all black and white and sitcom-y.
01:15:56I'm sure you texted Charlie already.
01:16:09Are you listening?
01:16:11I literally don't get you.
01:16:12Okay, Tallulah.
01:16:15Well, you're being really mean, Tallulah.
01:16:37Hope you see this.
01:16:38I'm feeling frightened and disturbed, Mr. Soma.
01:16:46The bus, I fear it will explode.
01:16:54Hey, little dude, that's not nice, man.
01:16:57Good morning.
01:17:08The debate team would like to meet, but they can't agree on a time or place.
01:17:15Hey!
01:17:17Nice work on the Spring Talent Fest, Tallulah.
01:17:19Oh.
01:17:21I felt like I was there.
01:17:23How's your final project coming?
01:17:24I got some incredible footage at the space last night, but I don't want to give away too much.
01:17:35Tallulah, these are still your wonder years.
01:17:40Logan Circle?
01:17:41I don't know what you're saying to me, but what I'm saying is that sometimes we set out for one thing,
01:17:46and we're surprised by something else.
01:17:48It's becoming a theme.
01:17:52The hard part, though, is deciding which is more important.
01:17:57In life, sure, but especially in film.
01:18:01I've seen a lot of music videos, Tallulah.
01:18:08Paul, I have nothing to say.
01:18:13Nothing.
01:18:14I don't have a movie, and I'm not going to win this.
01:18:18Not for me, you, or this school.
01:18:23Nope.
01:18:24Everybody's got something to say.
01:18:26Look around.
01:18:26Every kid has a phone in their hand.
01:18:28And sure, they're not talking, but they're saying something.
01:18:32Empty!
01:18:34No.
01:18:35Not really.
01:18:36Well, I would like to see what they're all not saying.
01:18:52Wait, Paul, that's brilliant.
01:18:58Charles!
01:19:14I'm so sorry.
01:19:16Wait!
01:19:17Did you see my talent first video?
01:19:19No, Tallulah.
01:19:20I haven't checked your posts in the last 12 hours.
01:19:23And, uh, yeah, you can lose the accent.
01:19:26Charles.
01:19:26But, Charlie, it's really good.
01:19:33I think you'd like it.
01:19:38For the guy who gave me the best night of my life.
01:19:42You don't have to thank me again, Tilda Ferro.
01:19:44It's just the way I am.
01:19:46Oh, my God.
01:19:46You scared me.
01:19:48Now we have to start handing these out, okay?
01:19:49I texted as many people as possible, but...
01:19:56Is there a van?
01:19:57Oh, here we go.
01:19:59What is this?
01:20:00It's our group page.
01:20:01You can post your favorite videos, tweets, and photos, and maybe we'll feature it in our movie.
01:20:05No, I mean, what is this?
01:20:07Oh.
01:20:07A flyer?
01:20:09The procrastinator's club meeting scheduled for today has been postponed until...
01:20:13What is this?
01:20:14A flyer.
01:20:15What's this?
01:20:16It's a flyer.
01:20:16Everyone go to our group page.
01:20:17It's called You Can Be in a Scorsese Film.
01:20:20Hey, kid.
01:20:21Give me that.
01:20:22I'm the principal, not you.
01:20:24It's okay.
01:20:42Claire?
01:20:42She's crying.
01:20:45It's Rosemary.
01:20:46I can't get her to stop.
01:20:47She forgot her Twitter password, and the email she used to create it is expired.
01:20:51And now all her wit, all her wit is gone forever.
01:20:56Remember, I had that tweet about moms on Facebook.
01:21:00And all my hashtag activism.
01:21:03You were so progressive.
01:21:04Oh, my God.
01:21:05And I tweeted that photo of a landscape made entirely of Snoop Dogg's face.
01:21:09I was so proud of it.
01:21:10It got 30 favorites.
01:21:12Calm down.
01:21:13Did you tweet it or Insty?
01:21:15Tweeted.
01:21:18Insty!
01:21:18I told Josh, you are not his type.
01:21:22You were so mean, Holly.
01:21:24Can't you see how sad she is?
01:21:27Oh, I hate me.
01:21:30I have to do this now.
01:21:32I'm over.
01:21:35Someone should get that bitch.
01:21:37Whoa, Darvan, you got a lot of people to post.
01:21:44There are so many.
01:21:45But some of these are pretty funny.
01:21:50Charlie.
01:21:51Charlie?
01:21:53You saw my post.
01:21:55I, um, I saw your video, and, uh, it was amazing.
01:22:04Throwing up.
01:22:05Yeah, see you soon.
01:22:07See you tomorrow.
01:22:13But she literally isn't on any social media.
01:22:17How does she even know anything?
01:22:20Right?
01:22:20It's just what I don't want to swallow it.
01:22:35It's just what I don't swallow it.
01:22:35It's just what I don't swallow it.
01:22:55Oh!
01:22:56Oh!
01:22:56Oh!
01:22:57Oh!
01:22:57Oh
01:23:17Hey honey, you even had so many fantastic likes on that tweet
01:23:21What is your issue you don't like a tweet you favorite it ask anyone so basic
01:23:27You like a Facebook you like an insty you favored a tweet you hard on cartwheel
01:23:31I'm just so proud of you. I want everybody to know I might even blog about it
01:23:36What it's like creating a painting
01:23:52Charlie these are beautiful. Oh
01:23:54Oh, thank you. Here's a goldfish
01:24:00Wow yeah, I sort of asked around a bit about Buffy my brother. He's like fish whisperer kind of person
01:24:07Oh
01:24:09Oh
01:24:11Oh
01:24:13Oh, no, oh
01:24:15Scoop it with what?
01:24:17Too soon
01:24:19Use it
01:24:21I can't get him I can't get him
01:24:23Don't
01:24:25He's so slimy
01:24:26Joey
01:24:27Joey get the
01:24:28Get this
01:24:29Scoop him up
01:24:30Scoop up the fish
01:24:31He'll be in shock a while. I'll keep him in a few days
01:24:34If I'm lucky
01:24:39If I'm lucky
01:24:40I mean
01:24:41I can send your resume
01:24:42I'll give you the one right now
01:24:43Yeah
01:24:44Hey
01:24:45Hey
01:24:50You did it
01:24:51So I uh
01:24:52I know
01:24:53You got your selfie
01:24:54You got your selfie
01:25:04Oh yeah
01:25:05Yo, there's my name to Lulathera
01:25:07Lulathera
01:25:37How do I look?
01:25:41I bet I look so sexy.
01:26:07My boyfriend's in a band, so I'm kind of like a groupie.
01:26:34I mean, I've never called myself that, but like, that's what I am, so.