"Mummy Ki Shopping & Sukha Puri Ka Hungama | Zakir Khan Style Comedy" - video Dailymotion

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00:00You are very good. You are very beautiful.

00:05You are ready?

00:06You are ready?

00:07I didn't have to say a joke.

00:09You are so hot.

00:12In my life, I'm saying a lot of hot.

00:23As you learn new things,

00:25I'm going to hang out with my friends and friends.

00:28And I'm like,

00:29I'm crying all the time.

00:31Bro, my dad was not around, bro.

00:33I had an absentee.

00:35He said, you're a leader for this.

00:37Because your father wasn't at home.

00:39If he was at home, you'd be miserable.

00:45Bro, my dad wasn't around.

00:48Our father is now retired,

00:50four years ago.

00:51Our father is watching TV.

00:52How do people watch TV?

00:54Who is this city?

00:55I am.

00:56Who is this country?

00:58I.

00:59Who is this country?

01:00Who is this country?

01:01Who is this country?

01:02For me.

01:03My dad said,

01:05So I saw that the people were talking about so much like that.

01:07So I saw that they were talking about what they were talking about.

01:09But I was saying,

01:10I was listening to my mom.

01:11What did you hear?

01:12Papa had closed the TV and the shawl was stuck.

01:14He was asleep and he was asleep.

01:16I said,

01:17Why did you do that?

01:18I will see you all.

01:19You sit in the side of the room and see,

01:20we're talking about mom and dad.

01:21Mom said,

01:22What happened?

01:23Papa said,

01:24No.

01:25Mom said,

01:26No.

01:27Then he was shaking the shawl.

01:28What happened?

01:29He said,

01:30I was calling.

01:31Mom was touched.

01:32Where is it going?

01:33It's not getting cold.

01:34He said,

01:35He said,

01:36It's going to be two hours later.

01:39Okay, fine.

01:40Great.

01:41Good.

01:42I agree.

01:43Then he said,

01:44Mom said something.

01:45After that,

01:46my mother and my mother are always changing.

01:48I didn't know that my mother is also a girl.

01:50It's like you.

01:51My mother is the same.

01:52She said,

01:53I have to go to a shawl.

01:55I have to wear a shawl.

01:57I have to wear a shawl.

01:59We were three brothers.

02:01We didn't have to wear sensitivity and makeup.

02:03I've seen the money,

02:04I have to pay for that.

02:05I was paying for that.

02:06We have seen the mother that the woman is going to do the same thing.

02:09For us,

02:10we had seen the mother that this man's afraid.

02:12We were having to be scared of this man,

02:13this woman's working.

02:14Okay, to be very honest.

02:15So,

02:16I thought that,

02:17Mom is also a girl.

02:18Mom would be to wear a little girl,

02:19to wear a good dress,

02:20to wear a good dress.

02:21So, I called her so much love.

02:23On my mother,

02:24I told her that,

02:25Mom,

02:26with me. Right?

02:28Huh? But in my mind,

02:30it's just like you guys. It's just basic,

02:32typical girl, that whatever girl

02:34is paying attention to her, why do I talk to her?

02:42The one who has to ignore

02:44is to live 24 hours.

02:48Boy, the next person

02:50doesn't have to mess with me.

02:52Just like all arranged managers

02:54have to go with me.

02:56I asked my mother,

02:58how do you do shopping?

03:00Okay, my mother is a child marriage.

03:02So, I don't know my mother,

03:04I don't have any comparatives.

03:06What could I do better?

03:08The one who taught me,

03:10that's the final.

03:12So, I asked my mother, how do you do shopping?

03:14So, my mother told me,

03:16my mother goes to the store,

03:18and after the store, they say

03:20that you have 10 minutes,

03:22I will not stop the scooter.

03:24If you go to the store,

03:26I will go to the house.

03:28I was like a lot.

03:30I will have a lot of respect for my mother.

03:32I felt a lot of respect for my mother.

03:34I felt a lot.

03:36Is it allowed?

03:38How did my mother get along with it?

03:43We were talking about a house in a house.

03:45My mother had a record time in seven minutes.

03:47I liked two suits and gave them two.

03:50In seven minutes, two suits?

03:53My mind broke.

03:55I didn't want to give money.

03:56I thought I had an idea.

03:57My father broke so many plans.

04:02Why would he put his wife wrong?

04:05What would he have to give his wife a day?

04:10The next one would be the next one.

04:13So I said, Mom, let's try it.

04:15Mom said, it's a little bit.

04:16I said, yes, try it.

04:17Mom didn't know the concept of trying.

04:19I said, we can try it.

04:21It's been 45 minutes.

04:22It's been a half an hour.

04:23We were crying.

04:24We were crying.

04:25We didn't have any trouble.

04:26What happened?

04:27I said, Mom, what happened?

04:28I said, it's not my fault.

04:29It's been a half an hour.

04:31You will be crying, son.

04:33My eyes were crying.

04:35My eyes were crying.

04:36I said, Mom, you don't know what to say.

04:38I said, what happened in the last ten years?

04:40What happened in your son's last ten?

04:43What happened to your son?

04:44Wow!

04:47Three, three days, all the people are running.

04:49Wow!

04:50Girls and House, you can share.

04:52The girls have been over-trained.

04:55They've been trained for a little bit.

04:56They've been giving them a bit.

04:57They've been giving them.

04:58They've been giving them.

04:59They've been giving them.

05:00They've been giving them a bit.

05:01Like these girls, they've told me they've been...

05:02I mean, how to deal with their eyes.

05:03I've been giving them to your eyes.

05:05And they've got to keep them down.

05:06And you don't have to have to put them down.

05:08Don't have to put them in their eyes.

05:09The girl says,

05:10who married me?

05:11Who married me?

05:15But then,

05:16I say,

05:17I've been telling them how to deal with their eyes.

05:19You don't even know the girls.

05:22Neither did the same people know,

05:23nor did the same people know.

05:24He had different people say,

05:25They were saying,

05:26How to take them,

05:27They'll take them.

05:28What's your phone, brother?

05:30Tell me this.

05:31Do it, right?

05:32Do it, do it, do it.

05:36My guys, the shopping is important.

05:39Girls in the house, you know,

05:40when girls go shopping, you get to the shop.

05:43They get bored, right?

05:44Do you agree?

05:45Yes.

05:46Oh, ma'am, you've killed me.

05:49I'm kidding.

05:50I'm looking at you.

05:51Tell me about that.

05:54So, friends, class?

05:56Yes, sir.

05:57It's not much difficult.

05:59It's very important to go shopping to your spouse,

06:03because you become a better person.

06:07When your life is the next time,

06:09you can compare those bad times

06:11to your shopping experience.

06:16Then you think,

06:17if it could go down,

06:18then it could go down.

06:21There are no more things.

06:22It's a simple, simple step,

06:24which I'll tell you.

06:25The first thing is,

06:26you don't go shopping.

06:27It's a physical activity.

06:29It's a mental activity.

06:31What will happen to your mind?

06:33Why will you do this?

06:34Why will you do this?

06:35You're a man, man.

06:36You're a man, man.

06:37You're a man.

06:38You don't know fashion.

06:39You don't know fashion.

06:41You don't know fashion.

06:43Yes, no.

06:44Style of your whole family

06:45doesn't have to be a person.

06:47Your own shirt,

06:48you've got to go to yourself.

06:51It feels like he'll ask you

06:52your address.

06:53No, no.

06:56So, what do we have to do?

06:58This is a very important question.

07:00You don't have to do anything.

07:01You don't have to go to Thailand,

07:02you don't have to go to Amsterdam,

07:03you don't have to go to Amsterdam.

07:04You don't have to do anything with that.

07:05You're sitting outside of the changing room,

07:06in the gym,

07:07putting your hands on the ground,

07:08putting your hands on the ground.

07:10They'll come,

07:11talk to yourself,

07:12and go away.

07:14When they're talking in the middle,

07:15they don't have to be interactive.

07:19They're standing standing, smiling,

07:21and smiling.

07:22And when they say the last line,

07:24they say,

07:25it's right.

07:28They'll come and say,

07:29how are you feeling?

07:30Look,

07:31now,

07:32now,

07:33now,

07:34now,

07:35just look at the color,

07:36because now it's bloating,

07:37so I've taken one size,

07:38yes.

07:40One thing is,

07:41everything is made for poor people.

07:42Look,

07:43here's the button,

07:44here's the button.

07:45What is our house?

07:47This will be very high,

07:48this will not look good.

07:49But what do I do?

07:50What do I do?

07:51My tailor,

07:52I'll put it here.

07:58So,

07:59if you don't wear something,

08:00then it will look good.

08:02But one problem,

08:03how is my personality?

08:06So,

08:07what am I thinking?

08:08Hmm.

08:10I'll put it with yellow,

08:11and I'll put it with white.

08:12So, it'll be two.

08:13Is it?

08:14Is it?

08:15Is it?

08:16Is it my heart-dal?

08:17Is it?

08:19One, two, three.

08:20One, two, three.

08:21One, two, three.

08:22Good.

08:23Very good.

08:24Just note one diary,

08:25everyone.

08:26Class?

08:27Yes sir.

08:28Will it come?

08:29Will it come or will it come?

08:30Yes sir.

08:35No one goes out,

08:36dude,

08:37no one goes out,

08:38no one goes out.

08:40Let's see what happens.

08:43Yes.

08:44Because it has happened with me.

08:45One time what happened was that I was standing for 4-6 hours in front of a house in front of a house, in front of a changing room.

08:53And what happened? Reflex section is something that happens. If you put a hot water in front of your head, you can put your hands on your head.

08:57So my mind was like, I thought that the blood of my shoulders would not fall.

09:02So he asked me, without asking, to run away.

09:06It was so fast. So fast. So fast. So fast.

09:10I'm going to run 8 steps. So I'm going to try so much.

09:14I'm going to run away quickly and I'm going to run away quickly.

09:18And I'm going to run away quickly and I'm going to run away with my whole store.

09:21Who are the babus? These are all babus.

09:23These are big-big-big-beliefs, black-bears, 45-45 years old.

09:27They are all babus!

09:31You are the big ones who are Doctor Engineer, are you?

09:34You are the big ones!

09:36But not. She chose Voyelins.

09:39Leave it with laser eyes.

09:42After 3 seconds, I felt warm and warm in my face.

09:50I saw it and saw it.

09:58Hi guys, my name is Aakir Khan.

10:00I am a stand-up comedian from Hindustan.

10:02It's a tour of Europe and the UK, so it will be very good.

10:05The US has a little bit of a leg.

10:07It will be a big show in Medicine Square Garden.

10:09Toronto will be a big show.

10:11This is a big dream.

10:13I will call my friends.

10:14I will announce the show in India.

10:17You will come here.

10:19You will come here.

10:21Indians will not be able to advance planning.

10:23I will tell you.

10:25I will try and you will try it.

10:27We will try it.

10:29We will plan it.

10:31You can also put your two pennies.

10:33You can also put your two pennies.

10:35You will be here.

10:37You will be here.

10:39You will be here.

10:41You will be here.

10:43You will be here.

10:45You can also help us.

10:47You can also put your name and number and share.

10:49You will be here.

10:51You will be here.

10:53You will be here.

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